Jerma Streams - Façade

[@conure3029]

i hate how accurate his kid phrases are. they really are like “i want fruit” “i want to go outside with out shoes on” You can tell this man is an uncle.

[@PinnePon]

Fr

[@elgee1976]

Jerma just immediately kisses the wife then kisses the husband to not make things awkward

[@elliot_rat]

equality

[@thaksjtube]

Hes just italian

[@trppstar]

@@thaksjtube pasta la vista baby

[@maryfreegirl2029]

Bicon

[@mr.azizsshitposts]

Bicon moment

[@kevindavidson8281]

The way he kissed both of them then couldn’t find the door immediately turned this into a horror game

[@gulapula]

A horror game where the monster is social awkwardness.

[@DogmaCelestial246]

💀

[@bluejay7058]

@@gulapula It's frightening because no one could ever want to imagine it!

[@danniclark]

jerma is the third canonical npc of façade

[@J_Marv]

Byeah

[@Jiub_SN]

You are an npc

[@J_Marv]

we*@@Jiub_SN

[@kern9422]

*echoing through hallway* "WALK FORWARD" "WALK FORWARD"

[@scaleonkhan183]

underrated comment

[@pold111]

you invite your friend over and then 10 hours later you hear "walk forward" right outside your front door

[@moonlightning8269]

like a wizard attempting a spell

[@AshMos]

Jerma saying “this game is older than me” even though it was released in 2005 is so funny for some reason

[@alexshadrake9615]

Think he was reading chat lol

[@Snavels]

He was reading chat, which is why he Laughed after it

[@watchableraven3517]

@opossumboy I can get onboard with this headcannon

[@FriendRat]

i’m older than façade >:)

[@roscoe5427]

he was made in a lab and woke up in 2013

[@beatleobsessed99]

I've watched a lot of people play this game but jerma is the only one who tried to leave because he felt so awkward

[@ExMalodios]

the true human experience

[@thecatrooms]

I'm gonna go

[@yoshifan33]

the rare "I think _I_ should leave"

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

"You've invited me over, but this is just _not_ working out."

[@moonlightning8269]

probably the most likely outcome irl

[@copyofacopyofa]

there should be a facade remake with tens of thousands of outcomes

[@desmondwatson9079]

That would take decades to make.

[@Thlormby]

@@desmondwatson9079 We have the technology. We can achieve this

[@GregLemons]

Thlormby not 10s of thousands

[@PublicREC.]

Lets combine ai dungeons learning with the demostic issues of facade!!

[@Cherry-bq4oh]

is there any way to actually win Facade?

[@tviruslove]

love that jerma whips out "melon" like it's his safe word in this rapidly escalating situation

[@weeniedog44]

he dropped it for the first time like it was an atomic bomb

[@Lucifronz]

I don't know if someone told him it in chat or whatever, but melon is a word that will cause Trip to almost always just kick you out. You can say it a few times before the fighting starts, but not when he's upset and (apparently) if it's the first thing you say to him at the door he'll just shut it (before Jerma I didn't know that would happen).

[@mikeb.379]

It's because melons is slang for tits, but I guess they never thought someone would actually use it to refer to the food

[@pokaay3163]

@@Lucifronz that’s fucking hilarious

[@oui2611]

@@Lucifronz 6:32

[@npenplz]

I love how trip describes the apartment as having everything anyone could ever want when all they have is a few wine glasses and some sculptures from target

[@gnuchuu]

and no bathroom

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@@gnuchuuand only one friend who maliciously makes every conversation extremely awkward

[@Jiub_SN]

It's a video game from 2004

[@suu1998]

​@@Jiub_SNit's a joke

[@rokukou]

@Jiub_SN Gta san andreas was also made in 2004, your point?

[@sherif9293]

WORLD-FAMOUS marriage counselor fixes BROKEN relationship with this ONE simple word

[@Buttgun]

underrated comment

[@userfromspace8952]

@Fundamentally Unorthodox nice reference to the Dexter's Laboratory :D

[@soupcangaming662]

Melon.

[@anyalaASMR]

@@soupcangaming662alright! You need to leave 😡

[@birdacorn1115]

Melon

[@SaintPapaThiccolas]

> shows up >kisses both hosts on the lips >tries to leave >can’t Jerma truly is one of the streamers of all time.

[@ozzy-8248]

It's so funny how two people are having a marriage breaking talk and Jeremy just acts like a single child trying to get attention lmao

[@Leon14000]

Art imitates life.

[@seccozcubez]

"did you go to chuck e cheese???"

[@purplenerdsplushie]

imagine you invite someone into your home and they just start shouting WALK FORWARD after not talking for several minutes

[@gormpus]

Watching this while my parents argue, very immersive

[@komradekradles8731]

:(

[@enashimo]

Hope your situation gets well soon dude/dudette

[@jametron6135]

people in the replies here are acting like parents never argue

[@gormpus]

@@jametron6135 Yea guys you don't have to worry. It was just really fuckin annoying.

[@TheBigshot19]

@@gormpus My mom saw me playing this game. She was not happy at all about it lmao

[@Chaoszest]

SOMEHOW JERMA IS GETTING DIALOGUE I HAVE NEVER SEEN IN THIS GAME JUST BY TYPING RANDOM SHIT LMAO

[@synbioshoshone745]

SAME I HAVENT SEEN SOME OF THIS SHIT EVER BEFORE

[@iatethecrayons]

​@@synbioshoshone745 thats just our silly guy tearing a new hole in reality and making the game characters sentient and having souls for brief moments in time

[@synbioshoshone745]

@@iatethecrayons oh god dammit, not ANOTHER demonic possession by Jerma 985 😔

[@jessicabecause3717]

@@synbioshoshone745 WHY ARE WE YELLING?

[@TheTrueMissingLink]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@rexraptor1340]

Remember the rat at Chuck. E. Che

[@dahkdm8787]

chuke cheese

[@pirateadventure895]

A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese

[@squeedles_1943]

The chuck E Cheese rat was in his chat

[@shelby5809]

Chunky Cheese

[@JacobKinsley]

What you hear when you get a few seconds of stimuli from the real world from your coma

[@hankowen99]

Jerma thinks everything is a virus and it’s really adorable

[@ziggle5000]

WiseEndro333 google has a built in converter why would you click on a website for that...

[@MisterSpinalzo]

Because of a VIRUS

[@Laughing_Dragon]

Wise, I think thats a sign that you should just NOT...use the internet...except youtube...and a few other things... just... jesus dude, your the ONLY person I know that has shit like that, I go onto plenty of places, you have to have computer smarts, if its downloading, make sure its a site you can trust, that, and if theirs comments or reviews, look at them to see what they say about it *and if it seems every name is real names, never trust it** XD! just gotta...kinda learn... and wel...have street smarts, except for the internet.

[@FutureNaught]

I would be suspicious too if a game download from a questionable site opened the command prompt.

[@doghat1619]

celsius to farenheit is just c*1.8 + 32 do it in your head

[@lsghost5805]

I love how they go from being angry mid fight to calmly saying your name then back to going ape shit "I CANT TAKE ALL OF THIS ANYMORE! Gonzalo.. IS IT REALLY MY FAULT?! "

[@polarcat0156]

Yea, forgor to record different tones of the names lol

[@beetleperson9437]

The verrry specifically weird way Grace says "Brad" makes her dialog so much more funny when she's pissed lol

[@jimbabwe3]

The look of shock on Trip's face after "I have to go potty" will never not be hilarious

[@broglee9110]

48:48

[@vectorperkins6685]

this game had the entire youtube community gripped by its nuts when it really got popular a few years ago 😭😭 it still holds up tbh

[@dogshake]

Kinda crazy that facade keeps coming back. I remember people getting fired up for this game in forums around 2006, then it made a second comeback in 2011/2012 when the let’s play scene blew up, and then again once recently when people realized how fucking weird this game actually is. Im glad this isn't a game that history forgot.

[@hologeist7284]

​@@dogshake yeah! i remember being on youtube in 2012 and seeing all my fav lets play channels at the time playing it, i didn't have an interest at the time but now as an adult i can appreciate how silly this little game is

[@70sleadgarfieldmug]

It’s so weird when things like this happen, how a game about a failing marriage becomes a giant camaraderie for reasons completely unrelated.

[@dogshake]

@@70sleadgarfieldmug I honestly think it’s just because there is literally nothing else like it. It also dips into the uncanny valley in pretty much every way, the faces, the voices, the strange apartment layout and decorations. Plus the super-ultra-open ended-ness of being able to type any response is a cool idea. I can see why people keep this game around, it’s really fucking weird lol

[@villiannewyork]

@@70sleadgarfieldmug I mean the game itself puts you in an awkward situation and the open ended part of it allows it to create some pretty funny shit

[@johndarksouls7861]

Alright. Gonzalo,

[@Clover_Tea]

39:13 I don't know if "chuke cheese" will ever stop being funny to me.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Chucas Cheese is his full name, but he prefers going by Chuke.

[@borbleborb4586]

she chuke on my cheese

[@FronkZappa]

Jerma made me laugh so hard I chuked

[@bazziboi3233]

jerma: kissing grace then trip trip: meh jerma: "melon" trip: get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE GREG

[@bndawg2000]

jerma: "Where is the fucking nintendo?" Trip: "Oh jesus, I am NOT going to talk about sex." *5 mins later* Jerma: "Melon." Trip: "Okay Greg, it's time for you to leave."

[@zeallust8542]

I guess you could say that Trip is... Tripping hahahahahahahahahahahah

[@bryceandrew13]

Trip reminds me of a lot of Twitch mods

[@zeberiko]

@@zeallust8542 why did I hear that awkward laugh wtf, are you living in my walls?

[@CJacobsLP]

36:45 "No, focus on the big picture." "GOD, that wedding picture, I hate it!" Christ, you can't even script comedy that perfect

[@Hadowsay019]

For some reason.... I either see someone else's comment from Alfabusa's youtube community post or you posted on it and my youtube is showing it for me on here. Trippy.

[@anotherguy687]

The irony is, that response actually fits their shallow, self absorbed personalities really well. lol

[@Falkuzrules]

I know this is old and I dunno if you realized but they just saw that he typed "picture" and so their AI told them to talk about "picture." But if you already understood that then carry on!

[@bearpuns5910]

They're improv masters!

[@Falkuzrules]

@@antiphon000 I was just explaining in case the person thought it was some kind of crazy wild coincidence of the universe that proves all events are predetermined...... rather than the game doing what it's supposed to in an ironic way! But I like your wording of "TRULY missed the comedy".

[@orfeassynetos3788]

Jesper985

[@juneonn]

Gonzalo985

[@taniaberg1680]

Brenda985

[@The_Amazing_Ivy]

TRIP_

[@owner_mind]

EDP445

[@PinnePon]

Greg985

[@bobu5213]

I love it when Trip says "Let's get back to talking about Grace". It's like they are having some kind of rap battle lol

[@aturchomicz821]

And then Grace slams down with a "Let's get back to talking about Trip" 😨😨

[@fewplant5096]

let's talk some more about g r a c e

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Let's get back to talking about Grace, I can't stand having to see her face! But enough about that, let's mention Trip, That guy looks like he took a big slip!

[@milkamoussse]

​@@KirbyMario12345_939Haha that was good can you get out of my house now

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

@@KirbyMario12345_939 go go go go go go, go kirby, go kirby, go kirby, go go

[@anerrorhasoccurred8727]

Picking up the egg and saying “HATCHIMALS” absolutely broke me for some reason lmao 😭😭😭

[@bottlesalts]

Jerma: “where’s the fucking nintendo, dude?” Trip: “Oh Jesus. Look, I’m *not* gonna talk about sex”

[@radioaktiv7841]

Fucking Nintendo, a Nintendo for fucking.

[@sydneyskindasquare]

Or lack there of 🙄

[@hollohead7631]

thats like a scott the woz joke

[@FrecklesHasAQuestionMark]

it's really funny when you type something confusing and they both tilt their heads like a dog when you say the word "walk" near them

[@McKnight97]

"Boring house, no Venereal Diseases."

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Thats the first thing i thought

[@magpie405]

48:05 both of them being passive aggressive about the other one getting hugged, and then immediately hugging them

[@Mama-Luigi]

this game does NOT allow you to be neutral in any way shape or form

[@hunderslash]

you can repeatedly say “paintings” then “drinks” and get stuck in an infinite loop of them getting angry about you only paying attention to one of them

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Yeah theyre insufferable, somehow not at all compatible yet perfect for one another

[@noahboat580]

See you can tell that this channel is neat when they did the ç in Façade

[@SuperJBgaming]

Oh hey thanks

[@SuperJBgaming]

Shit im on the wrong account

[@noahboat580]

SuperJBgaming youre welcome

[@SterJermaStreamArchive]

On the right account now, thanks again

[@sleaf6]

Ster/Jerma Stream Archive ur a freakin meme boi

[@SunnyDLux]

Brad admits to shitting on the white couch, but Grace and Trip are more focused on arguing over alcohol.

[@catsock]

i’d like a remake of this game but the only thing that changes is the graphics, which become uncannily hyper realistic. nothing else changes.

[@catsock]

better yet, just make it live action. i’d pay movie theatre prices to see nicolas cage (neil cicieriga) physically throw me out of his house for asking what room da melons at.

[@wiredmaus_2]

@@catsock holy shit the two trucks are getting a divorce

[@catsock]

@@wiredmaus_2 i am forcefully sending the trucks to couples counseling actually

[@wiredmaus_2]

@@catsock yeah the two trucks will work it out

[@empty_headed]

uncannily hyper realistic, but they still have sharp edges

[@magicmanbran54]

Compact streamer stops domestic dispute with watermelons.

[@dewnsie]

I just absolutely love 19:30 how Greg is standing right next to Trip and Grace is in the other room but the audio sounds like Trip is in another room with Grace sounding near Greg. idk why but that’s hilarious to me

[@SynkGD]

So insane just scrolling through the comments on a jerma vod and just randomly seeing the YOTS album cover My brain had a fucking double take

[@dewnsie]

@@SynkGD lol i forgot what my old pfp was but I just randomly changed it to YOTS cuz i didn’t know what else to put

[@MoarWubz]

i love this too, i guess it’s cause it expects you to stay in the room with grace

[@thebandanadee8265]

I love how at 21:15 he gets so pissed off at the AI that not even ten seconds later in a fit of rage he says "Melon."

[@greatroyalwolf]

Trip: i take that personally

[@zeubersandvitch8882]

Game starts at 10:29

[@Samk1106]

zeubersandvitch G O D

[@Trygyl]

Bless you sir

[@daniel.holbrook]

thanks

[@Chance0]

Thanks :)

[@flask223]

What was he doing for 10 minutes

[@gooodmorning4526]

I love that they didnt kick him out when he kissed them or when they were arguing in front of him, but saying a fruit is where they cross the line

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

Of course Jerma is the only one to wait out the game doing nothing and in silence and then start violently burping

[@DZ-DizzyDumm]

Brenda*

[@calebghatt746]

Melon *seinfield theme plays in background

[@machinepuppy]

jerma following trip as he stormed off angrily into the kitchen and staring him down for a few seconds before typing "i have to go potty" caught me so off guard

[@brettCU]

How would you react if you opened your door and Michael from VSauce was there and said "Ha Ha Melon"?

[@Rideout224]

I think my reaction was demonstrated by Trip himself.

[@mileskolkulo4751]

Okay, Michael,

[@scrungobungus]

"You know what. Michael. That's it. You need to leave. We'll be fine, you just have to go."

[@boomsoundeffect]

I would break up with michael from vsauce

[@dir-gk]

@@boomsoundeffect buuuurrrrp.

[@rabbitOfDemise]

there is so much irony when he says " you need to start listening, um whats his name, you need to start listening mike"

[@unfortunatetiming4169]

the middle part was so much like a child just seeing their parents fighting lmao

[@Suilimea]

Honestly I'd love to see a spin-off game like this, I know it's super old but fr I love the concept

[@Otakupatriot117]

With better graphics and more word recognition, maybe even a microphone feature, a remake would definitely be an instant hit.

[@ttracs]

@@Otakupatriot117 the ai technology we have now could work together with remade dialogue could improve the game massively

[@bocolatebhipbookie]

right? i love games like this. this game was impressive at the time but in retrospect it was incredibly limited. i'd love to see what they could do with today's technology.

[@JacobKinsley]

This game and seaman are slept on

[@JacobKinsley]

Seaman is slept on by single atheist males most nights is what I mean

[@shooby9496]

36:46 "Focus on the big picture" Grace: Literally focuses on the big picture

[@jakeness5652]

Crazed man LEARNS how to communicate with normal people LIVE

[@jackmetrro]

When he kissed both of them I imagined him just standing there with an oblivious smile on his face while staring at them.

[@bulkypigeon]

“Melon” *Seinfeld theme song.* The best way to end that toilet humor run

[@scaleonkhan183]

1:19:08

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

In all my years watching people play Facade this is the first time I've EVER seen Grace leave and you not get kicked out

[@whatsupranchdubois]

this autoplayed while I was getting ready for work and the interaction of "where's your nintendo dude?" "I am NOT going to talk about SEX!" made me spit water all over my just finished makeup

[@MadelineSawyer]

streamer fails to wield chuck e cheese nostalgia to rebuild a relationship

[@FinnyT711]

trip's admission to proposing to grace in a situation where she couldn't say no, grace's outburst about being a real artist and deciding then and there that she's had enough of him, and jerma in the background the whole time begging them to go to chuck e cheese and talk about their favorite episode of spongebob go together like graham crackers, chocolate, and marshmallows over a warm fire

[@MadelineSawyer]

Grace and Trip wailing at each other as Gonzalo declares that he only came over to watch Top Chef is so insanely funny

[@HeyHiLaterBye]

*kisses grace, then trip, then wordlessly goes to the bedroom*

[@numerical_error]

Socializing 101. Lesson 985: If you are losing an argument, just say 'melon' and leave the room.

[@scrungybingus285]

Jerma does a diaper ABDL roleplay while a marriage falls apart around him

[@chinesecabbagefarmer]

In 2011: "Haha wow, this is a funny meme game." A decade later: What the fuck

[@michaelfallen1564]

You already know the MELON meme is coming as soon as you see Façade in the video title

[@sope6636]

Michael Fallen melon

[@James-jb1do]

56:06 - outside glitch 58:56 - glitch fail attempt 1:01:57 - fail again 1:04:00 - success 1:05:36 - trip chase (1:06:04) 1:07:06 - Jerma *illness* 1:07:50 - say nothing run 1:13:13 - burp 1 1:13:29 - melon 1:14:12 - burp 2 1:14:59 - burp 3 1:15:17 - burp 4 1:15:30 - melon 2 1:15:48 - fart 1:16:13 - loud fart 1:17:02 - AHHHHH 1:17:32 - hahahaha 1:17:40 - Jerma laugh track idea 1:19:01 - seinfeld melon 1:22:03 - Jared (no subs) 1:26:26 - melon 1 melon 2 trip kiss 3 (3 strikes you're out) 1:28:10 - Façade done 1:28:27 - Bot Colony offline (1:29:54) 1:28:42 - 50 dollar donation 1:30:36 - Stream Over

[@lilnaze7218]

Thank you

[@naniurackass7793]

Based

[@usernamefromtheabyss]

Cant believe it took him this much time to finally play this

[@piinkdiamonds]

RedWhiteBlueGreenYellow been waiting years for this

[@jacobfy5597]

uh hey it's Trip, wow it's a while since we uh...uh well Grace and I thought it would be great if uh...you finally played our game Jerma...

[@babyfaec]

I just saw this video in my recommended and I thought this video was several years old from back when this game was popular lol.

[@awesomeFrost]

CHUKE CHE

[@scrungybingus285]

*REMEMBER THE RAT*

[@glump7744]

something about jerma walking around picking up things and typing in all lowercase gives off an oddly innocent vibe?

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Jerma is wholesome

[@Furhling]

@@BananaPhoPhilly no u

[@someoneunknown7655]

I mean he is roleplaying a baby

[@MoarWubz]

what

[@dragonvolt2112]

spiderman!

[@mestronghandle]

I really could see Jerma at a dinner party doing all of this. Standing there and then when he comes in goes “Oh its a walking game!” Or “do I talk in this game?” When asked how hes been.

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

Baby Brad just wanted some watermelon while he was stuck in the couch and trip just picks him up and puts him outside the apartment XD

[@groovetorped]

It's like talking to 2 brick walls.

[@SLYCoopaEatsChicken]

this game truly had better voice acting than most big games today

[@ashwolfenson377]

Baby screams melon to receive help from 35 year old friend

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

*Starts the stream* “What’s façade?” Oh boy

[@bocolatebhipbookie]

27:56 i love how jerma sounds exactly like trip here lmao

[@babayaga3098]

Watching this was giving me anxiety bc jerma was talking so fast and they were all storming off super fast and the music sounded fucked up and then I noticed that I accidentally had the video on 1.25 speed LMFAO

[@pepperbytez8128]

Jerma actually points out how awkward and unrealistic this situation is.

[@victorp8689]

if you think its unrealistic you havent been in my house lmao

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

@@victorp8689 damn rip

[@dir-gk]

@@victorp8689 just say melon victor. you got this.

[@skakee10]

Its apparently realistic. I showed my dad this game when I was a kid cause I thought it was goofy and when he played it he almost cried :(

[@maddieb.4282]

I mean it’s awkward as fuck but the energy of being in the same room as a couple on the verge of breaking up is pretty on point

[@thedude0000-b2j]

oh my GOD what he does the first playthrough is insane

[@aturchomicz821]

??

[@theharvinator]

what did he do

[@BlujiBerries]

wdym

[@ergoproxy-gx2cq]

​@@theharvinator15:02

[@Jiub_SN]

@@theharvinatorhe kissed them, this person is just an unfunny 13 year old girl

[@Superboologan1]

As someone who doesn't handle conflict well, like at all, this game's my own personal hell

[@Neon99]

Yeah this is uncomfortable, jerma is the only thing helping it

[@Jiub_SN]

Huh? There is no way people like you exist. You can't handle something well if you avoid it

[@ErenMortel]

He made so much progress on this game at such short notice, it's unbelievable

[@hypnotoad311]

Wish somebody would make something like this with todays technology

[@Fernybun]

*makes the exact same game*

[@bruisley709]

this game is so good and so bad at the same time bit of a meme game

[@JacobKinsley]

it has a little something for everybody

[@cat3584]

How is this bad?

[@swarler]

the graphics are legitimately terrible and the main mechanic of communicating with the characters through text typed by you (and not chosen from a bunch of preset answers) works poorly enough that saying "melon" ends your game

[@SantaFishes101]

@@swarler the graphics are very charming, especially for 2005

[@hexogramd8430]

@@swarler the graphics are amazing for 2005

[@Razercool1878]

I completely forgot about his game. My body is ready.

[@widen698]

8:42 The madman actually predicted what he would do two years later

[@dogestranding5047]

sus

[@kiffy00]

Wow

[@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow]

@@dogestranding5047 their

[@vistagreat9994]

He showed us all how HAHA he really was...

[@zeallust8542]

Oh my god. He did.

[@BeyondBaito]

"Tell people what they want to hear" *Proceeds to make Grace uncomfortable*

[@dahktuh]

local elderly streamer breaks and enters the homes of millions in cyberspace

[@oronk60]

It's called facade because he's wearing the face of trip's best friend.

[@spoonsboy]

8:42 aged like fine wine

[@milkbox103]

he's a man of his word

[@zeallust8542]

Absolutely

[@Quacktivate]

There needs to be another game like this with dozens of endings and hundreds of different interactions

[@JacobKinsley]

The good ending is the ending where grace leaves trip

[@ZombieGuy2401]

Domestic conflict simulator

[@-psilo-9071]

This game makes me so stressed out they just argue and argue and barely even listen to you it's too realistic.

[@michaeldepauw9114]

1:04:39 Trip is walking off into the abyss lmao

[@niczkowski]

Damn this is my favorite FIGHTING SIMULATOR

[@scaleonkhan183]

I wasn't paying attention and 1:17:05 genuinely scared the shit out of me

[@JacobKinsley]

brenda just sitting in a chair and burping was the best ending jerma got

[@Neon99]

PSYCO streamer ropes unwilling couple into WEIRD baby roleplay

[@fishbroccoli69]

the baby roleplay hit a little too close to home

[@khncke]

haha *melon*

[@squidlizard9159]

*shuts door*

[@MattVariety]

ALRIGHT,

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Alright Halfzard, I think it's time for you to leave. We'll be fine, you should just GO.

[@cozybones4644]

*I WILL NOT IMBIBE THAT LIQUID*

[@kazuhiramiller7945]

REMEMBER THE RAT AT CHUCK. E. CHEESE?

[@odd8105]

This game gave me mad anxiety playing it as a kid, good practice for my parents' divorce tho

[@samlewarchick]

Years we’ve waited for this. The time has come.