Return of the Cow Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
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@omicronviolet35243 жыл бұрын
the funniest part about murious being a murderous danger cow is that jerma made him that way, yet jerma always asks "murious, what are you doing?!"
@FelixHelix3 жыл бұрын
its just like the real god would
@icromch94293 жыл бұрын
@@FelixHelix mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm pnn p. Pn
@MicahMotionАй бұрын
It's a cow, it's a she
@BodywiseMustard11 күн бұрын
Or the opposite - if it's a he it's not a cow.
@copper25453 жыл бұрын
Murious beating the shit out of the wolf was possibly the most hype thing I've seen
@tabajara31213 жыл бұрын
Kong vs Godzilla 2 looks great
@spartanseventyeight86733 жыл бұрын
Just makes me think of (and want to edit) murious into the Fight Club scene. "I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species... I wanted to open the dumb valves on oil tankers and smother all those french beaches I'd never see... I wanted to breathe smoke... ...I felt like destroying something beautiful."
@daddyskitz46453 жыл бұрын
B&W revived man. Imagine this game today
@daddyskitz46453 жыл бұрын
@Higgs Bonbon let it happen I just want this game back. Modernised……….what they wanted from this game when it relseased can be done today so I don’t see why it stay in the dark. We’ve made such advancements it’ll be a major win for the RTS and sandbox gaming communities
@daddyskitz46453 жыл бұрын
@Higgs Bonbon I was playing these games as they released. And I’m under 30.
@gibusgamer933 жыл бұрын
>Encourages Murious to be recklessly violent >Is surprised when Murious chooses to act recklessly violent
@palharaldrindal48713 жыл бұрын
Slick back hair, traumatic past, and metal harness around his chest, ofcourse he's a super villain
@Bennett_Frontbutter3 жыл бұрын
slicked back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks, white couch
@listentothinlizzy16853 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about the crippling psychoactive disorder
@hooch77003 жыл бұрын
And the villains never think they’re a villain themselves.
@karlgerg26263 жыл бұрын
@@Bennett_Frontbutter LIVE for new years eve
@hooch77003 жыл бұрын
@The Jerma985 you dirtbag, I thought the real Jerma himself replied when I got the notification for your reply.
@imBailout3 жыл бұрын
i honestly stock up canned goods and bottled water just in case murious ever comes to the real world
@fugyfruit3 жыл бұрын
Nothing you could do could protect you if that happened
@thomassully64213 жыл бұрын
There’s no point you are guaranteed to be eaten or stomped into mush and shit on
@vista40433 жыл бұрын
I do the same thing just in case Jerma turns out to be real.
@Owen.Fallon3 жыл бұрын
@@vista4043 that’s silly! Jerma isn’t real.
@A_Toaster3 жыл бұрын
Drink river water like the rest of us
@jordanrose26853 жыл бұрын
Anytime Jerma's webcam pops on he either looks like he's just gotten to the end of a catwalk and is giving his sassy sidelook for the photos, or he looks like he's immensely disappointed and isn't even going to justify it with a comment
@JPCollector3 жыл бұрын
There it is! … Magnum!
@BierBart123 жыл бұрын
And in reality, he is neither He's at the verge of absolute insanity
@Narvre3 жыл бұрын
I watched this vod a while back, Jermas unbridled love for Murious is so endearing.
@theycallmedoorway99133 жыл бұрын
and that unquestioning love quickly turns Murious into an absolute sociopath. based.
@picklechin30613 жыл бұрын
Wanna find me a girl that loves me the way Jerma loves Murious. Hitting me when I try to eat people and all.
@marxist-leninist-protagonist3 жыл бұрын
@@theycallmedoorway9913 nevada parenting omegalul
@mememasterkhaled17263 жыл бұрын
I get a big sociopathic homelander vibe from murious like he knows his power is nearly limitless and has no empathy
@christopherrapczynski2043 жыл бұрын
@Farflung Clown lmao
@burgbass3 жыл бұрын
Omnmoo Man
@god23793 жыл бұрын
@@burgbass They call him Milk Maker.
@billwilliamson15063 жыл бұрын
Crazy how Jerma is only concerned about controlling the suns patterns when the stock market is affected
@peteraustin90572 жыл бұрын
Mr Green is assuming direct control
@samisntreal32783 жыл бұрын
I love how it cuts to murious absolutely going apeshit on the opposing animal
@bewaryofbug3 жыл бұрын
got scut farkus'ed
@awesometris9993 жыл бұрын
Why is it whenever jerma is in a position where he can be god he does just an awful job?
@imBailout3 жыл бұрын
it’s in the twitch partner contract
@CluckN3 жыл бұрын
Short temper
@34marmarmar3 жыл бұрын
Bc he short, and smells ha ha
@weir-t7y3 жыл бұрын
He gets distracted easily
@carto40283 жыл бұрын
He asked the monkeys paw for power but it made him awful using it.
@Xzeihoranth3 жыл бұрын
I'm astonished that in none of these streams did Jerma consider treating Mega Milk like he treats chat.
@258thHiGuy3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love that the giant godhand puts a finger on the earth to turn the camera like the world is one big turntable
@cyber_xiii37863 жыл бұрын
Jerma is so pure-hearted he can't bring himself to discipline a giant creature to stop it from murdering every single person it sees. He's like Darwin from The Amazing World of Gumball.
@zach_boi88722 жыл бұрын
This is the same PSYCHO streamer who THREW a CHILD when given godly powers
@MrKajithecat3 жыл бұрын
Weird that Jerma was showing off his bulletproof vest and then ranting for thirty minutes about big government
@yuudii3 жыл бұрын
Psychopathic streamer refuses to scold murderous animal; entire village eaten due to his incompetence.
@chiralanomalous29043 жыл бұрын
The cow is the closest depiction to jerma in any media form other than jerma himself
@bnlbnlbnl3 жыл бұрын
Jerma is so pure in real life that when he gets power in a game he completely abuses it just to get it out of his system
@toecurlersupreme3 жыл бұрын
the annual purge
@bencatzilla3 жыл бұрын
seems accurate
@Umberman3 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Jerma -helicopter parents his demigod cow and never punishes him for his many evil deeds
@nicebro48243 жыл бұрын
Jerma out here cosplaying a spy kids extra
@ceast5273 Жыл бұрын
I want a Black and White where Chat controls the creature while Jerma has to keep them from destroying everything. Twitch plays Black and White
@ChrisNinjaEagle3 жыл бұрын
"He almost puked, I love him." ...What a psycho.
@jaleneberry56333 жыл бұрын
Like father like son
@troublewakingup3 жыл бұрын
No... no this time for once he's right.
@silverope3 жыл бұрын
LETS GO MOO CREW
@grawlixTV3 жыл бұрын
Having the Jerma logo occupy 3d space in the intro is a wonderful touch 😆
@BigCaj3 жыл бұрын
what if hawaii was actually just an island that jerma made with godly powers and nobody knew
@HellsWaffle3 жыл бұрын
what if it were built on all the rocks he threw and missed with
@TheScrootch3 жыл бұрын
That explains the giant cow
@expnandbanana3 жыл бұрын
finally, 2ndjerma vid of the most underrated jerma stream
@theonewalnut54513 жыл бұрын
Back at it again with god’s bring your kid to work day.
@kjmunch71163 жыл бұрын
just watched the black and white 1 highlights last night. thanks for reminding me you can read minds jerma
@Stereo64002 жыл бұрын
God, sobbing: ᴰᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵒᶜᵏˢ Murious: ok *SHOVES NEAREST HUMAN IN HIS MOUTH God: *sobbing louder
@Okoii3 жыл бұрын
Man i would do anything for a remaster or sequel to this game
@xtzyshuadog2 жыл бұрын
6:32 *SLAPs* like father like son
@THEDUDE329673 жыл бұрын
Local Leader Of The Drew Crew Creates New Following In The Midst Of Allegations
@jorgeleiva60673 жыл бұрын
Murious is your drunk friend and Jerma is enabling him
@Pinkooru3 жыл бұрын
I've literally never seen a single person pick anything other than the cow.
@Greatdeadpoolio3 жыл бұрын
You can edit folders to make the enemy creatures pickable
@justjim82433 жыл бұрын
jerma will be streaming in an exosuit by 2025
@jeanmouloude3 жыл бұрын
Jerma: *make his cow murderous* Also jerma: why you do this
@MushieBLUSH3 жыл бұрын
OMG FINALLY NEW BLACK AND WHITE EPISODE
@LolaTheGardevoir3 жыл бұрын
True
@matthewphillips18903 жыл бұрын
Non-vod watchers 😔
@aplix7473 жыл бұрын
The part at the start should have been sauron in lotr fighting people, but with murious's face
@carto40283 жыл бұрын
Clean up those ants he says the ants outside on the ground.
@karstenvaljak79992 жыл бұрын
i absolutely loved these games and their add-ons. Played em countless hours and hoped there would be some kind of follow up, but it never saw the light of day. Still easily in my all-time-favs
@samlandaker21883 жыл бұрын
murious didn’t get buff he got byeah
@bumgy16863 жыл бұрын
This gave me so much nostalgia
@Bruh.33 жыл бұрын
CRAZED streamer manifests psychotic FEELINGS into a COW
@zqmfbg13 жыл бұрын
Jerma as a father would be unable to discipline his children
@wakkowarner42353 жыл бұрын
"should I hit a baby with a rock?" -Murious
@fizzrpg99613 жыл бұрын
He looks like a used car salesman
@joeysegg94852 жыл бұрын
I swear to god Jerma always has the weirdest fucking games and I love it.
@hooty87033 жыл бұрын
school boy in backpack given role of God commands cow to eat rocks
@Aarlaeoss3 жыл бұрын
Murious, the Door
@RockLegend2A3 жыл бұрын
11:07 I love how the music kicks in under this bit. The switch from asshole to nice idiot is the funniest fucking thing I've heard all week.
@aaron83423 жыл бұрын
I love this game so much, glad to see him play it
@sampson6233 жыл бұрын
I LOVED this game and the original growing up as a kid
@zectric41452 жыл бұрын
If albert wesker became a streamer
@petrwarthursty20113 ай бұрын
I don’t need anyone else! I have Urobo- Murious! I have Murious yes!
@blackdot1053 жыл бұрын
Crying and Farting compilation: DX edition
@joxdev8168 ай бұрын
jerma questions game logic as if its going to listen to him
@ninny652 жыл бұрын
For a 2005 game those animals had some really impressive AI
@RingTeam2 жыл бұрын
This game looks like a Dreamworks movie from 2006.
@Lycam3 жыл бұрын
American latest fashion, straight up kevlar
@TheAlison14563 жыл бұрын
This game is beautiful, hot damn.
@JustGetJames3 жыл бұрын
This seems like this would be a cool VR game
@completelyaverageviewer3 жыл бұрын
I’m sure someone will make a port eventually, what a day that’ll be though
@MangasColoradas9413 жыл бұрын
@@completelyaverageviewer peter molyneux seems like the kinda guy to say he's going to port it then port it half assed and run with the money
@JacobKinsley3 жыл бұрын
@@MangasColoradas941 woah where did that come from
@JacobKinsley3 жыл бұрын
@@MangasColoradas941 wait ignore me I thought you meant the guy that made no man's sky
@CowsR4me3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy dressed like a bad guy from a late 90's Steven Seagal movie
@abrahamon3 жыл бұрын
MOO CREW STAND BACK AND STAND BY
@edens37113 жыл бұрын
oh look lois, it's the funny sus guy
@harozuken2 жыл бұрын
I seriously want a VR remake of this game
@bangoreagles9043 жыл бұрын
1:14 nice harness, daddy Jerma.
@jvlian023 жыл бұрын
guy at 4:08 sounds like the voice over guy for the lego commercials. …. “HEY!” edit: either that or the clone wars animated series announcer
@discoalice3 жыл бұрын
I don't know what is it but the graphics from the first Black & White have something really charming.
@themoldycrow48903 жыл бұрын
the good and bad consciences look way better in the first one too
@EldritchChaplin3 жыл бұрын
Isn't this the second one though?
@IsmailofeRegime3 жыл бұрын
@@EldritchChaplin Yeah, I assume the comment is saying the second game's graphics, while more detailed, don't have the same charm as the first.
@flimsydildo3 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia
@JacobWHill3 жыл бұрын
My prayers are answered by this stream
@wickedredgoblin3 жыл бұрын
how long ago was this filmed? i feel like the edits don't come out till way later which is fine but it justs ends up messing w me if ive seen it before from a fan edit
@wickedredgoblin3 жыл бұрын
@The Jerma985 tight ty
@greasedumpster97813 жыл бұрын
@The Jerma985 amazing profile pic, isnt that from the thing stream
@FatCatCooper3 жыл бұрын
@The Jerma985 I saw you every where and on my video of jerma eating a frog
@stinkusdinkus92553 жыл бұрын
YES! I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA QUIT AFTER THE LAST ONE
@stinkusdinkus92553 жыл бұрын
Nvm different game but still happy with this
@Perplaxus3 жыл бұрын
When jerma turns the facecam on his expression says he is about to kill someone again
@TheGermanFabian3 жыл бұрын
Oh baby, a new black and white video.
@horizon92lee3 жыл бұрын
Jerma plays god as Sid played toys in a toy story
@blumpus81503 жыл бұрын
Moo Crew
@gregorywhatley96592 жыл бұрын
this video makes this game look so frustrating to play
@crazydave5073 жыл бұрын
Dude looks like a real life scout from team fortress 2. And that’s a compliment.
@qyvl.-.31263 жыл бұрын
god why do i love jerma so much
@rosedragon34983 жыл бұрын
i missed black and white 2 im glad its back
@futsurepolaris63043 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Pokémon Black and White 2 from the title at first.
@Vattsu3 жыл бұрын
Oh jeez jerma you can't figure out how to properly discipline that cow
@DaBonkinator3 жыл бұрын
Man it was genuinely frightening when murious just fucking jumped the giant furry and beat the everloving shit out of it for a straight minute
@JacobKinsley3 жыл бұрын
Jerma projects his love hate relationship on this creature so hard in this game
@daddyskitz46453 жыл бұрын
Really want a revival of this franchise. But make sure my creature can visit the tavern.
@lizkavanagh3 жыл бұрын
kevlar andy
@doifhg3 жыл бұрын
What a brutal beatdown
@Kyree67033 жыл бұрын
The last 7 minutes of this video morphed into an aot episode.
@chineseskeleton6013 жыл бұрын
Jerma simulator 2
@Zorro91293 жыл бұрын
Somehow I think that Jerma would raise a son to be more dangerous than Sam Hyde would.
@BigR.O.B.3 жыл бұрын
morally gray andy
@JewishFrog3 жыл бұрын
"This film expresses the erroneous worldview towards the meta-wrongness often attributed to disestablishmentarism as applied to figments of expressions of idealistic piques of rage contained in imperialist fobbings." ~ Movie Bob's Sweaty Crevice
@the_inquisitive_inquisitor3 жыл бұрын
I played Black & White 1-2 so much as a kid. I wish someone would make a 3rd one. The license for the IP has gotta be pretty cheap...
@hugh_janus_g3 жыл бұрын
Murious for rumble win 2021
@MC-eg5fj3 жыл бұрын
Love these videos
@horizon92lee3 жыл бұрын
Murius the fast and furious
@Greatdeadpoolio3 жыл бұрын
Gawd damn i miss black and white wish i still had my dinosaurs pc
@1un4cy3 жыл бұрын
I played the heck out of Black&White 1 but never knew there was a 2