Let's roll the dice and see who won Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985 Originally streamed/recorded on April 9th, 2020
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@forceofnature262 жыл бұрын
Needs a doorman, hires a pianist. Immediately forgets about getting a doorman and becomes fixated on buying a piano
@mikotoh10 ай бұрын
galaxy brain
@BulborbStan2 жыл бұрын
According to Steam reviews, the regular vomiting is part of an anti-cheat thing that triggers constantly on modern Windows.
@Vooman2 жыл бұрын
half-correct. It's not anti-cheat, it's actually shitty DRM!
@JoNarDLoLz2 жыл бұрын
Wait really? I just assumed it was because of the bar, and so I didnt put any bars in my casino
@lolzforlunch2 жыл бұрын
That is the funniest fucking shit, dude i miss old pc anti-piracy measures
@B20K3 Жыл бұрын
@I For some strange reason the game actually includes a built in patch for Windows 10 that disables the shitty DRM. At one point or another the developers came back and patched the game.
@zarrowthehorse Жыл бұрын
Bro pirated the game
@losmpc2 жыл бұрын
11:31 the pure horror in his voice when the teen starts walking away with the hooker absolutely kills me
@Fernisawake2 жыл бұрын
He's a psycho but he has standards
@macroplanet Жыл бұрын
concerned father andy
@SwizzleDrizzl Жыл бұрын
Based responsible andy
@turntechgodhead1975 Жыл бұрын
its kinda sweet. bro was so terrified that a teenage girl in a gambling video game might get sexed.
@NUFCOfficial Жыл бұрын
2023 jerma fans would call him a bigot for his reaction
@AlgoEstranho2 жыл бұрын
It's incredible how jerma can talk without his facecam moving
@hey_amine2 жыл бұрын
Ventriloquist streamer
@orfeo7932 жыл бұрын
lmao it even has the mustache hair
@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj57272 жыл бұрын
We’re 8 seconds in and he’s already scared himself with a horn sound effect
@RockLegend2A2 жыл бұрын
So why are you The Game Grumps Let's Play of Majora's Mask? Was that one of those BrainletRaptor playthroughs where Arin ignored the tutorial and constantly complained about being shit at the game?
@JioVega2 жыл бұрын
@@RockLegend2A arin knows fuck all about z targeting, but damn dude hate him much?
@sabotabo74762 жыл бұрын
@@RockLegend2A but that's every video tho
@WeebRemover45002 жыл бұрын
why is there a horn effect for a casino though
@nekomancer476 ай бұрын
@@RockLegend2Aimagine caring that much about some dude playing a game on the internet
@BillyOnYouTube2 жыл бұрын
The best part about all of this is the character in the bottom right of the screen looks EXACTLY like Jerma
@SRowntree2 жыл бұрын
Right down to the massive skin growth on the neck
@BillyOnYouTube2 жыл бұрын
@brokkr Of course only he would be insane enough to comprehend the idea of stuffing bubblegum down ones shirt. This man belongs behind bars
@BillyOnYouTube2 жыл бұрын
@brokkr Pushing 40
@BillyOnYouTube2 жыл бұрын
@@SRowntree Somebody get this man some makeup
@VOTE_REFORM_UK2 жыл бұрын
Especially with the middle parted hair
@SRowntree2 жыл бұрын
I suppose Jerma being addicted to gambling games is better than being addicted to actual gambling
@alexpetrov54612 жыл бұрын
He's literally billions in debt what do you mean
@LordVader10942 жыл бұрын
The dude gambled his livelihood away to Ludwig on a game of Battleship
@Shortydevil66662 жыл бұрын
the man literally moved to Las Vegas
@deanp83632 жыл бұрын
he has bought and sold crypto
@spencechan2 жыл бұрын
When asked about the Twitch leak earnings, Jerma responded "I don't have it!" It's up to individuals to determine for themselves how much of that income has gone to local casinos, lol
@otto67022 жыл бұрын
I like how Jeremy went to see that other casino and was impressed with how nice it looked, then immediately returns to his casino of murder, food poisoning, hookers, porn theaters, and incinerated Italian restaurants.
@mikotoh10 ай бұрын
'anybody gettin beat up in the basement?'
@ADerpyZelda2 жыл бұрын
8:58 man threw up at a lady in public, thought about boobs, and walked away without elaborating. Power.
@someguywithbagels5907 Жыл бұрын
Average South Carolina man
@Mama-Luigi Жыл бұрын
@@someguywithbagels5907 it is so refreshing to see this comment not saying ohio holy shit
@jan_kest Жыл бұрын
Average Ohio man
@randomsimpson2 жыл бұрын
"The Cheetos Casino is on fire again!" Well, at least they don't have *multiple homicides perpetrated by the staff*
@freakymoejoe22 жыл бұрын
ALLEGEDLY
@carto40282 жыл бұрын
A homicide without a proven killer is simply a missing persons case.
@randomsimpson2 жыл бұрын
@@carto4028 "Sir. What is your job title here?" "Hitman...."
@anonecki2 жыл бұрын
What about the Coffee Casino and the Chicken Casino
@hooty87032 жыл бұрын
The whole not betting on 15 thing he brings up literally every single time he plays blackjack is funny
@xerxes66272 жыл бұрын
not to mention the constant losing streak while instructing his chat on how to play
@amergingiles2 жыл бұрын
Well yeah, the House Always Wins. I though this was obvious.
@hayk30002 жыл бұрын
@@amergingiles yeah but not literally *ALWAYS*
@pkmnherofan22 Жыл бұрын
Also isn’t it 16 you stand on?
@MonsieurBroАй бұрын
@@pkmnherofan22 depends on what card is face-up in the dealer's hand. Since the dealer must hit if their hand is less than 17, if the face up card is less than a 7, chances are that the dealer will draw a bunch of cards and bust (obviously not always) and so staying on as low as 12 is smart. If the card shown is 7-ace, the dealer might have 17 or higher, and so you hit unless your hand is worth at least 16-17
@wateringcan22 жыл бұрын
Why do pianists make great doormen? They know where all the keys are.
@colincrew185710 ай бұрын
It’s been a year and I just hope you’ve grown as person since you commented such a thing.
@amoose843910 ай бұрын
I laughed
@slimbo37747 ай бұрын
HA
@stwabewwwy4 ай бұрын
@@colincrew1857 thanks kevin hart andy
@ButtonMasherReal3 ай бұрын
LOL
@degenReflow2 жыл бұрын
The noise Jerma makes when the guard “attacks” someone for the first time.
@FDSixtyNine2 жыл бұрын
I hear that sound in my dreams now
@adamkurowski19342 жыл бұрын
That guard just assassinated the poor guy in the rhino costume at 15:25, Jerma is a deranged streamer
@borkbork95412 жыл бұрын
When was that around 11:30 ?
@sci_pain34092 жыл бұрын
he sounded genuinely horrified at what just happened
@rulingdiesout2 жыл бұрын
The ending of this video is exactly like the ending of a Scorcese movie, the rich casino owner who's been corrupt this whole time finally gets busted and his casino is raided by police and destroyed
@swagdad24602 жыл бұрын
“I called off the hit! I called off the hit! I called off the hit!”
@farkbett6992 жыл бұрын
Perfect
@handsofrand66602 жыл бұрын
someone needs to edit a Rolling Stones song over the voltage
@hayk30002 жыл бұрын
The underpayed cooks fed up by the system. Seeing how The Casino strips people from all they have and makes them addicts, seeing how the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Use the little power they have to create fires in the kitchen to boycott Mr. Green, the new CEO of The Casino. Who gets more and more manic by the years, using extreme violence against anyone who dares come between him and his money. Anyone who asks for a raise gets the same thing: a bullet. Anyone but him, the single person that benefits from the hard work of the starving blue and white collar workers. As his power increases so does his rage. Culminating in him bombing his own Casino, the police no longer being able to keep the facade to the public by simply taking bribes. Dozens of firefighters dead as The Casino crumbles in flames at the feet of a motionless bloated body laying in green vomit outside the entrance door. The paramedics not sure if alive or dead. Not sure if we'll see *him* again...
@keaton41922 жыл бұрын
Jerma's two talents are gambling and making a SCARY horn sound
@Durgemann2 жыл бұрын
I imagine the employee reviews of this place are along the lines of: "Yeah, the place is nice, and the pay isn't half bad, just don't file bring up any grievances to management or the security guard will execute you."
@TozzerZ2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is a living soundboard
@SwissSauce2 жыл бұрын
and chat controls it
@awesometris9992 жыл бұрын
If the house always wins Jerma’s homeless
@hahafunnyhaha42162 жыл бұрын
I'd be happy if Jerma dedicated his channel to playing and evaluating every single casino game, and games with casinos.
@onelividguardsman56812 жыл бұрын
The Royal Flusher presented by Mr.Green
@xxpistonxx79232 жыл бұрын
INSANE streamer gets ADDICTED to GAMBLING and allows it to TAKE OVER HIS CAREER
@BudBonkerson2 жыл бұрын
Jerma985CasinoGamerReviews
@Astorath_the_Grim2 жыл бұрын
I'd fuck with that.
@mattbriggs48442 жыл бұрын
A use for the primary channel
@doctorsam92002 жыл бұрын
"Congrats on getting a bunch of money, the hitmen are waiting for you in the basement"
@SRowntree2 жыл бұрын
Much like Al Capone, tax evasion is what will eventually bring this madman to justice
@ℑ𝔫𝔤𝔞𝔩𝔡𝔯𝔢2 жыл бұрын
I agree, this man's greed and ego will be his downfall.
@gogos1234567890 Жыл бұрын
The one star security guard who just goes around shooting people had me in absolute stitches. What a masterpiece of a game
@balotniy49072 жыл бұрын
Jerma yelling ONE STAR after someone is getting killed, literally going WORLDSTAR over someone shot dead
@kingkuma41122 жыл бұрын
The head chef at pasta italiano is already shaking with fear.
@Alec_Reaper2 жыл бұрын
This stream was gold, I'm glad it's finally on here.
@Datoda2 жыл бұрын
I've yet to see a stream that isn't gold tbh
@Alec_Reaper2 жыл бұрын
@@Datoda True, Jerma is just the absolute best content creator. I can't think of anyone else other than Vinesauce and compared to other streamers Jerma is just leagues above them even if they have million subs
@redacted99122 жыл бұрын
@@Datoda well his sims 1 stream was just painful to watch
@GreenEyedDazzler2 жыл бұрын
@@redacted9912 no way dude
@SRowntree2 жыл бұрын
14:23 "I run a real casino where people get beat up in the basement", he said, only half-jokingly
@doughboywhine2 жыл бұрын
One of the most Jerma-like things he could say
@skinnysnorlax18762 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he was joking about the basement part
@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment Жыл бұрын
So that's what the investment property hes been ranting about lately is.
@PointsofData2 жыл бұрын
Jerma cannot resist a challenge He has no reason to indignantly prove he can, in fact, make an accurate impression of a clown horn And yet he does not hesitate to cut down the doubters
@whateveryousayfam52402 жыл бұрын
Aight the honk impersonation was eerily close
@matt_glista2 жыл бұрын
Zorn theater was a real cash cow.
@zach1231012 жыл бұрын
0:43 god I love jerma
@skouskos88572 жыл бұрын
When the customers think your floor is a groundbreaking and avant garde addition to the decor of your casino, but you don't have the heart to tell them its just desert sand because you are 2.5 billion dollars in debt and cant afford flooring.
@willyhoo29462 жыл бұрын
"Aw, there's more cops!" "OK, no more shooting people in the basement."
@skinnysnorlax18762 жыл бұрын
He didn't say no more shooting on any other floors. Absolute psycho
@wrenbitterclasp Жыл бұрын
WILSONGAMING WILSONGAMING
@wrenbitterclasp Жыл бұрын
WILSONGAMING
@wrenbitterclasp Жыл бұрын
WILSONGAMING
@willyhoo2946 Жыл бұрын
@@wrenbitterclasp WILSON GAMING ‼️‼️‼️‼️
@walpster2 жыл бұрын
Streamer with CRIPPLING GAMBLING ADDICTION opens his own CASINO to SAITIATE his HUNGER for bets, KILLS DOZENS.
@AbsentIntelligence2 жыл бұрын
Immediately after the spiel with the gangster impression about running a legit joint- a hired gun runs into the back of the italian restaurant and shoots the chef in the back of the head
@afeathereddinosaur2 жыл бұрын
It has been some time, but here we go: I need a new trailah!
@yiff2 жыл бұрын
"Staff are asking for a raise!"
@lordapple16182 жыл бұрын
I’ll put this on expenses.
@keyonhutson1539 Жыл бұрын
God, imagine going to your boss to ask for a raise and he just beats you within an inch of your life and then has you fucking shot.
@adamnielson422 жыл бұрын
At 18:58 the games voice sounds EXACTLY like Jerma doing a bit.
@jackenglish99482 жыл бұрын
He pulled that horn impression right out of his ass and it was GOLD 😭
@Owen.Fallon2 жыл бұрын
I hope the horn wasn’t up his arse, if so I hope he sanitised it pre-blow.
@ha_chlorine2 жыл бұрын
20:46 I almost cried. He was a kind man. Death wasn’t deserved.
@junkdog41382 жыл бұрын
famy guy
@ultracharge24642 жыл бұрын
11:26 is probably the funniest thing ive seen all month
@aumagikarp72592 жыл бұрын
Genuinely thought that the bottom right character was fan-art of Jerma for a moment Edit: oh my god it is him
@kisamexsx2 жыл бұрын
This feels like an old Jerma video he would've uploaded to his main channel.
@nalod20872 жыл бұрын
In an alternate timeline Jerma would've been a professional voice actor
@drenn.2 жыл бұрын
he did do va work in the past
@alexjudecrisostomo91072 жыл бұрын
@@drenn. Yea but in the alternate timeline he doesn't have to be in billions of debt while streaming, he'll be a wellknown VA
@BudBonkerson2 жыл бұрын
jerma would be on dimension 20
@hayk30002 жыл бұрын
There's a timeline where Jeremy is a casino manager
@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment Жыл бұрын
@@hayk3000 there's an alternate timeline where Jerma. That's it. That's the joke. Full stop.
@avebave65502 жыл бұрын
Wow this is Jeremy's magnum opus! Not a single dislike!
@waffleless2 жыл бұрын
You saying that made me think they had removed the function already.
@SRowntree2 жыл бұрын
@@waffleless Jerma singled handedly removed it
@VOTE_REFORM_UK2 жыл бұрын
@@waffleless That’s because it *was* removed.
@MadMax04172 жыл бұрын
@@VOTE_REFORM_UK this video has 4 dislikes
@justinworld92 жыл бұрын
now you can no longer see dislikes even if you didnt update
@someguywithbagels5907 Жыл бұрын
The backround audio at 12:00 combined with jermas insanity makes it halarious.
@HOBOsnake2 жыл бұрын
This stream is one of my favorites. This is a comfort stream for me. Think I've watched it 3 times.
@cheekyhazelnut9 ай бұрын
It’s this stream and the hit and run stream that I’ve rewatched like a dozen times
@garshtoshteles Жыл бұрын
Literal maniac EXACTLY replicates car horn.
@moonchild-kr9xk2 жыл бұрын
What a great stream. Just recently had I NEED A NEW TRAILER stuck in my head for several hours tho
@thatonestockphoto61432 жыл бұрын
0:05 this will never not be funny, with that old guy scare that he had
@NecromancerSloth2 жыл бұрын
One-star guards and modern-day police officers behave in a remarkably similar manner.
@budrowconye49282 жыл бұрын
His reaction to the rhino getting shot is priceless
@shizzlebizzfizz2 жыл бұрын
This was such a legendary stream. I can only wish to have my experience of it removed so I can see it all over again in full for the first time.
picking the Casino Inc streams as my background video while playing forza is still one of my best decisions
@SRowntree2 жыл бұрын
Barely 15 minutes in and Jerma has already murdered a patron. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
@doodguytheblank24032 жыл бұрын
Cope
@carto40282 жыл бұрын
Hes AMERICAN he can do WHATEVER HE WANTS.
@ABC-vv4cm2 жыл бұрын
Notorious streamer jermanuel hyde85
@spencerdurette28592 жыл бұрын
This game feels like the precursor to Evil Genius but instead of managing a criminal empire, you're managing a casino in the shadiest way possible
@edgajam2 жыл бұрын
All of this happened within 36 days after the opening
@fakejamaican68906 ай бұрын
This game was built for Jerma
@TheOneFreeMan772 жыл бұрын
This was one of the best streams of 2020. Don't know why it took so long to get uploaded but I'm glad it did.
@chipwyck31042 жыл бұрын
Wow! A realistic depiction of Las Vegas!
@DoobDoobles2 жыл бұрын
I dont think ive seen more genuine disgust from jerma before than 11:30
@SaturnMortis Жыл бұрын
*Staff are asking for a raise!*
@scxxch.thomson19992 жыл бұрын
These were some of my favorite jerma streams ever I'm very glad they're getting highlight videos
@oliverolivers50802 жыл бұрын
FINALLY my favorite jerma stream! Thank you!! So glad to see it on here!!
@chilidragon8422 жыл бұрын
"The police are on their way to the casino."
@tripleeee12622 жыл бұрын
Thank you editors, ive been waiting for this edit since i saw it in best stream of the year nominees
@PoisonInc2 жыл бұрын
Never forget the brave souls we lost during the Pasta Italiano fire....s.
@aidengoodrich597411 ай бұрын
jerma honk impression is actually excellent
@haodukensux2 жыл бұрын
"How do you play this? I wanna play this... game."
@alexdivision43202 жыл бұрын
I was in tears watching the vod of this. the Italian Bistro catching fire so many times using up the whole chef pool
@Synthwavu2 жыл бұрын
Jerma just playing chaotically in this game convinced me to pick it up
@ChessQuestionMark2 жыл бұрын
Haven't even watched the video yet but I can feel the Mr Green emanating from this one
@feloniousbutterfly2 жыл бұрын
I dunno why but Jerma playing old dusty games like these are my favorite of his streams.
@ulteriormotives22 жыл бұрын
I've seen both parts of the full streams multiple times but it'll never get old
@Jacrispy2232 жыл бұрын
Of course jerma pulls a perfect car horn impression out of his ass
@splatspunk12 жыл бұрын
he has a lot in that wagon
@mongrel_972 жыл бұрын
STREAMER COERCES HIS YOUNG FAN BASE TO BECOME GAMBLING ADDICTS
@850creditscore22 жыл бұрын
Not even 30 seconds in and he's impersonating inanimate objects
@M3GAMAN1002 жыл бұрын
Favorite stream by far, he NEEDS to play more casino/gambling games
@camppidame822 жыл бұрын
Yes, I’ve been waiting for this one forever!
@acfreak552 жыл бұрын
easily one of my favorite streams of 2020
@halolime1172 жыл бұрын
One of the absolute best streams EVER, throwback to it! ❤️ The game is actually fun too yall gotta try it
@polickital68202 жыл бұрын
Easily one of my favorite Jerma streams
@roxkazma48442 жыл бұрын
2:23 For a moment I thought he was gonna write Slots Andy
@kevinebert14395 ай бұрын
0:22 CASH IN CASH OUT CASH IN CASH OUT CASH OUT CASH OUT CASH OUT
@altiax41122 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting so long for this highlight
@o.steinman38552 жыл бұрын
23:00 genuinely the worst voice jerma’s ever done
@Nutastic2 жыл бұрын
Oh thank god, this is one of my favorite Jerma streams of all time
@Mr_Spaghetti2 жыл бұрын
His honk impression is literally, *LITERALLY* his Lisa Simpson impression. Incredible
@Snezit12 жыл бұрын
Unironically the best Jerma stream
@Jamuvac2 жыл бұрын
Loved this stream so much.
@Fubbington2 жыл бұрын
still one of if not the best jerma stream ever
@zenhvn2 жыл бұрын
This has to be a top 10 stream
@friedchickenUSA2 жыл бұрын
jerma has many so many noises over the years, well eventually be able to make a sound library for every occasion, of just jerma sounds
@yukibruh2 жыл бұрын
MEGALOMANIAC e-clown destroys FINE CASINO ESTABLISHMENT for PSYCHOPATHIC AUDIENCE
@meowmeowthugger2 жыл бұрын
dude finally its on here i loved this stream
@bobbyferg91732 жыл бұрын
15:35 Jerma's panicked noises plus that guy who kinda looks like Jerma in the bottom right freaking out make this a great moment
@wizardorbofpower2 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite games jerms ever played non stop funnies the whole time
@AstoraEdits2 жыл бұрын
That honk noise was way better than I thought it was gonna be.
@nicholasdiehl73682 жыл бұрын
I bought this game just for these streams it made laugh as good as always
@PikaBolaChan2 жыл бұрын
going through a real rough patch right now in my life, i always loved mr green and jerma, and seeing this video alone makes me feel a bit better, thanks jerm guy