The Unbearable Weight of a Massive Ego

[@vaguely_boring]

"Was there snow in 1 AD?" Does jerma think that we invented snow?

[@GerbenH]

At least it's an ethos.

[@luigimcdingle1951]

@watchmejumpstart "Have fun with the meteor, dinosaur!" He says, talking to a bird in the year 500 AD

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"It would take you hours to find a bear" as if we live in an age where it takes minutes to find one in the wild

[@nubeirothropic]

@@luigimcdingle1951 Sorry to break it to you, but that's not a bird from 500 AD but an actual dinosaur from millions of years ago..

[@20jumps]

This guy was a teacher omegalul

[@vedranmatkovic9563]

Watching Jerma is like holding a fission reactor

[@fauxdude9756]

much like quantum mechanics, jerma is less of a tangible object and more an abstract concept

[@challengevspranks3845]

much like quantum physics there’s a lot we still don’t know about jerma

[@evidenttothebone1919]

much like astrology, jerma isn't real

[@bugbug44]

much like quantum physics, jerma disappears when you stop observing him

[@frudented]

More like the demon core

[@AdamKlownzinger]

I can already anticipate the comments about how Jerma is “too dangerous” to be given the power of time travel. I actually disagree, I don’t think his Amish brain could handle it, he can barely handle video games. I think he’d literally get lost in time.

[@igotcrabsyeup]

Hahaha Adam Klownzinger, keep em coming!

[@espurrthestupididiot2405]

Man you are way better than that vore/inflation fetish waste of oxygen commenter!

[@Patrick.Weightman]

In the previous video Jerma said he couldn't be trusted with time travel because he would soft lock himself

[@shouzhengtang2692]

He can barely move forward in time, dont give him more options

[@AdamKlownzinger]

@@Patrick.Weightman fuck he made the joke before me

[@tsizzle7883]

Love that Jerma *knew* the solution was "train station" but when asked to name any consonant in train station with a ten second time limit, all he can do is holler in anguish

[@bbbbbbb51]

I can almost guarantee you that half the population 30+ doesn't remember what a consonant is.

[@lolzforlunch]

​@@bbbbbbb51 What the *FUCK* did you just call me?!

[@swaggypickle6779]

Jerma's villain hair streams are always the most unhinged

[@jamesmccomb9525]

The slick-back hair compresses his head and blocks the ventilation shafts in his skull. He's overheating.

[@edn2674]

@@jamesmccomb9525 My sides

[@davebob4973]

patrick bartman

[@alex.g7317]

@@davebob4973 patrick bartsimpson

[@StermaPerma]

My chest is gonna cave in

[@near4462]

I love the vision of Jerma running throw the woods with a flashlight screaming: "JESUS?!"

[@youshallnotpass567]

@here is the full clip burn in hell

[@anonecki]

I hate these spam bots with every ounce of every fiber of my being

[@ParappatheRapper]

He's been dead for a year though.

[@phospadparadschaa]

this is just him playing slenderman

[@TheMasterUnity]

@@ParappatheRapper No he's been alive for a year

[@lilcarttheoneandonly]

the bjork part never fails to kill me

[@BradTheAmerican]

She really is a versatile actress and singer and now a talented -swordsman- streamer.

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

That one comment managed to completely derail him

[@marcelathacat2739]

No, Jerma. The paradox is that if you go back in time and kill your grandpa, you disappear, but then you won’t be there to kill your grandpa, thus creating a paradox, JERMA. THATS WHAT THE WORD PARADOX MEANS, JERMA.

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Or it wouldn’t he just could no longer time travel travel…

[@TheBanMan]

No a paradox is when of in you the cold food of out hot eat the food

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Also it’s Time Traveling so we all technically do it, just not as much as some people want!

[@mattymerr701]

@@TheBanMan Appreciate what you what, be are the make you appreciate what you dad

[@theonlybilge]

Jeremiah is pretty dumb, so he's also the person who says "WHY DON'T THEY TEACH TAXES IN SCHOOOOOL??!"

[@argnator]

Watching him play Wheel of Fortune of Family Feud is like watching a really, really old man fall off a bicycle, and you know he always talks about how he loves biking and bike riding got him to where he is and he owes all his health to bike riding and bike riding is his favorite thing in life and you just see him on the ground with his knee scraped and the blooding won't stop because his heart pills make his blood thing so he has to go to the hospital. Just take the bike away. Don't let grandpa know how old he is.

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

WHAT MADNESS IS THIS!!!

[@lastwymsi]

Blooding

[@BebehCookieIcecream]

yknow, the blood thing

[@agnacore]

that's... really sad, actually

[@ash-xl3ry]

i love how you can hear (what i assume to be) Holly laughing in the background at 29:25

[@near4462]

It's a very Jerma thing to time travel and immediately hit a tree and cause a nuclear explosion

[@crusaderxt122]

Jerma is the type of kid to use the wrong formula and still get the answer right

[@Wackydude27]

He is also the same kid that uses the right formula and gets the wrong answer.

[@CheeseAndCrackers_]

@@Wackydude27 he’s the kind of kid to use the wrong formula and blow up the maths classroom

[@jadewukong]

I like how he keeps saying he has lightning reflexes but then when he played a game that requires good timing and reflexes he starts to rant about how humans shouldn't be doing that and should be farming and pushing around wheel barrels or whatever~

[@ponponpatapon9670]

his Brain runs on Copium

[@johnmcnaughtan-bonnett9036]

you mean wheelbarrow?

[@throbbingfellow1136]

40:20 I like how he tried sounding out nearly every combination except the one that would’ve actually made it a word.

[@dotquack1]

this guy should start a twitch channel

[@mr.boxhead4075]

That's the worst idea I've ever heard.

[@obombomattatetrahondamog1461]

This guy tried to kill Pinwheel...

[@crusade6918]

But he already has, his twitch name is jerma 985, and he plays games or other stuff and occasionally does big budget events like the baseball stream where he uh.... shoved an entire baseball up his ass.

[@SRowntree]

@u know me Eat dung, spammer

[@oshkiv4684]

Ong he should

[@Gavinjim]

Jerma: “I’m gonna give you a new number…6.” Chat: “You have 6 minutes to live!”

[@axo3940]

Imagine the absolute shitshow that would have been unleashed if he said 4.

[@PeterYiffin]

@@axo3940 4skin

[@spaghettihoops3964]

If fluoride free toothpaste was a person.

[@shortking-vp9vv]

I’m obsessed with this comment. What could you possibly mean by this 😭

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

Why is this so damn accurate

[@sweatmeats246]

so true

[@Channeldyhb]

Oh my God why does this make sense

[@sirllamaiii9708]

flouride brain

[@Lemmy1230]

I love how in his attempt to explain the grandfather paradox he explains other paradox's like the butterfly effect

[@blackflameenjoyer6557]

The butterfly effect isn't a paradox

[@liar-888]

@@blackflameenjoyer6557 yes it is

[@sirshrooma]

@@liar-888 No it's not. It's just a theory, or rather, an offshoot of the chaos theory. A paradox usually implies a self-contradiction, which the butterfly effect doesn't.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@sirshrooma yes it does the grandfather paradox is base on the butterfly effect. The butterfly effect could also massively change the future preventing you from traveling back in time in the first place.

[@avery1647]

​​​@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 isn't it more based on the Domino Effect? In which a Small event can cause a Larger event that we can reasonably predict (like... y'know, killing your grandfather = you not being born = your grandfather still existing due to the fact that you are not able to kill him without erasing yourself from existence = restarting the cycle). I might be completely wrong tho. I'm no expert in the matter

[@badgergaucho99]

Jerma wishfully talking about dodging close quarters combat gives off huge Scout energy ngl

[@guitardog99]

yo jerma i have been watching your streams and it really has helped me now instead of being a despressed person now i am a schizophrenic and i see your face everwhere i go much love dude ❤❤

[@kingding9542]

What if jerma came out of your mirror and flipped you upside down

[@PAPA_CEO_PUMA]

Just be careful to not peep the horror my friend❤️

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Stage 1 Jermatitus.

[@g0ldfish641]

schizophrenia > depression

[@iabgunner8701]

pfp goes hard

[@Xethl]

I like how Jerma thinks there was no grass or trees when the Roman Empire was booming *and* they must have been fighting and taming dinosaurs

[@liar-888]

Didn’t they tame woolly mammoths so technically they did have dinosaurs

[@wulf2757]

@@liar-888 NA education

[@liar-888]

@@wulf2757 i live brazil

[@liar-888]

@Boi Spoon no no brazil no school. i teach myself

[@throbbingfellow1136]

@@liar-888 Early man hunted mammoths, I don’t think they ever tamed them or probably even tried to. Even so, all that happened many thousands of years before recorded history began.

[@NewtonHamming]

Something strange I’ve noticed about Jerma is that his jokes are so good that they seem like he writes him but then that makes him seem even more psychopathic, even though it seems like it’s all a bit

[@matti...]

seeing jerma struggle and fail to come up with the word "extensive" given "e_tensi_e" and instead guessing "elstensiwe" was so funny i had a heart attack and died, this is a ghost writing this

[@FerquesMquenelJimmyDojo-og5st]

Love you

[@StripezTheBeast]

Jerma is really rocking the CGI Andy facecam this stream

[@skylarwhiteyo5154]

Lmao

[@Lucatin]

"Where there snow in 1 A.D? I feel like there wasn't grass."

[@svant7921]

I can't believe Jerma just started playing the Björk stalker tapes in the middle of the stream. Truly a brave man in the world of online entertainment

[@Linkbrawler9000]

Whoever said Jerma sounded like Björk deserves an honorable mention in the one guy category this year

[@worbjorb]

I LOVE AT 28:38 WHEN HE LAUGHS THE LITTLE BALL GOES FLYING OFF SCREEN

[@jamesdessent5984]

This dude seems like the kinda guy who would throw up into his computer

[@sullisez]

His ego is at least double his height.

[@theonlybilge]

But it's extremely wide, so it has a volume of at least 5000 litres.

[@WiresDawson]

@@theonlybilge that's not considering its 4th dimensional volume

[@turdferguson9452]

Lmaooooo I’m crying laughing at the idea of taking a time machine back to the year 1 AD and just wrapping it around a tree 😭😭😭

[@FioFiorello]

I love how heated Jerma gets over how Wheel of Fortune names the puzzle categories

[@Hailey-vm7hn]

Great stream! My favorite part was when he went full cam with a bunny suit on and started growling and foaming at the mouth, keep up the great work!

[@TheProgenitor]

It never fails to make me laugh when people don't understand the Before & After category because it's such a terrible label for what it actually means. It means two phrases/things that share a word in common, one that ends with the word and the other that begins Baseball Diamond Diamond Earrings

[@LukeBeadles]

It really should be called word association, at least people would understand it

[@tchellyng]

Jerma is kind of the Björk of Twitch streamers, unique voice, unique sounds, unique face, unique style... unique... ideas. Don't get why he got so offended.

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

Because chat was onto his secret. You ever seen Bjork and Jerma in the same room together? 🤔

[@redbuck1385]

He doesn't want to get a bomb in the mail.

[@tariqdotpng546]

Thank you to the editors for providing me with daily Jerma content while he’s on break

[@blessedafricarains6429]

i NEED jerma content INJECTED everyday day directly in my cephalic vein OR i will just fuck1ng PERISH, I am JERMANATING

[@quaker47]

lol. lmao.

[@asianjesus9813]

jerma really let the voices take over

[@Neymarinet]

Asking "why" to the grandpa paradox is so funny i never realized what a stupid concept it would be just like jerma explained

[@Crim_5009]

“SHERIFF! SHERIFF!” *shoves sheriff* “MOVE, I NEED TO SEE THE SHERIFF!”

[@vik4286]

Jerma streams are like reverse day care where 15k people watch one child nervously stack their blocks

[@press_x_tojason]

37:58 Jerma the type of guy to see a phrase without its subject and ask "who would own that"

[@lcslndmt]

Still thinking about Jerma telling that viewer to "go rake some leaves" because he wasn't liking the stream

[@naturallyflorida9052]

His pronouncing of the word 'drawer' blew my mind

[@MerryMidlight]

he's never been so boston

[@xcmodev1558]

Classic boston maniac, “jrawhr”

[@TalkingSoup]

i love that jerma played a whole game from within a series of pipes

[@TheRealFrenchlay]

Jerma is the type of guy to invent a new letter just to scream something new into the abyss

[@keveanjo24]

Jerma only lives on the screen guys. He can’t hurt you…physically.

[@spacebassist]

Cognitohazard Andy

[@TheUnoriginal2394]

that's what i thought too... then he brought out the meat grinder

[@Kevin_Cardoso]

@@spacebassist Metaphysicalhazard Andy

[@thelegalsystem]

Jerma really showcasing the power of imagination in that time travel game

[@irisstarsterio]

at 36:12 it sounded like he was reading chat, and I thought that someone was just trying to wish him a nice day and Jerma got mad lol

[@chuckbatmangaming]

The One-Handed Clapping game was actually really cool and I'm glad I was one of the people who DIDN'T leave stream during it. I wish he would go back and finish it someday

[@lamptrent]

jeremy is extra zonked this stream... so sad that his condition is progressing so fast.. thoughts and prayers to the elbertsons...

[@dogemaster9676]

31:30 i love how his solution to being out of it for the day is to eat a bag of peanuts

[@joelnub9547]

i miss when jerma would do his cave streams... the new audio quality just doesnt hit the same anymore

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma would be asked by scientists to go back to when jesus was a carpenter to tell him what will happen, but jerma will go to 1 AD after 5 minutes of ranting to himself about what year Jesus was a carpenter and get in a situation where he's worshipped like a god for wearing modern clothes and beatboxing the pokemon battle theme, then freaks out because he's about to be assassinated by the time police

[@a.b.3455]

My man traveled to the year 1 A.C and asked "where are the dinosaurs"

[@Meander101001]

Hey Jerma, thanks for the video, but I've decided I'm not going to watch this one. I'm sure you understand. Thanks

[@SRowntree]

Understandable. Self-care is important 🙏

[@thebleachbartender1312]

25:05 this is in the Library of Congress. Children 20 years from now will here that.

[@thesigmamale2134]

33:05 ah yes the famous mangnets commonly mispelt as magnets.

[@noaag]

this is an amazing video title, it lives in my subconscious, i have been thinking recently about my own overinflated ego and i feel an ironic desire to self pity for it. like you try to help people and stand up for what you believe in and make positive changes and at the end of the day you're still caught zerkin off on stream.

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Jerma and boomer game shows is always a great combo. I still rewatch the family feud VODs from time to time. DONALD DUCK DONALD DUCK

[@maryfreegirl2029]

DONALD FCKING DUCK

[@yjr4df758]

The grandfather paradox is strange, partially because if you prevent yourself from existing then you can't prevent yourself from existing, meaning you would exist, but then prevent yourself from existing.

[@NecoLumi]

I love how he wanted to pull a prank on some random donut shop that doesn't even require time travel 10:50

[@Swimmerson]

looking for dinosaurs in 1 AD

[@dallascrime9158]

little lizard jesus

[@SRowntree]

Ten seconds in and Jerma talks about being naked an in the shower. What took him so long this time?

[@pablopereyra7126]

zerking

[@user-yj1lj3vf1f]

jerma the type of guy i woulda called germy in elementary school and he woulda been like noooooooooooooooooo stoppp ittttttttttt

[@somnus2.5]

I just fucked my face up today , broke a tooth at the skateparc and my face is all smashed but thankfully jerma is here

[@loggard4549]

16:27 automobile manslaughter andy

[@b_sway]

That Björk impression was perfect

[@Fr564]

This game is still getting constant updates, its pretty awesome the progress made. Def worth picking up now.

[@Hylian233]

Watching Jeremy play Wheel of Fortune gave me dyslexia

[@sirisaacnewt171]

Every video I see, I'm convinced more and more that "Jerma985" is just a cryptid from Las Vegas.

[@shrimp.trap3]

he’s so scared of numbers

[@Purble]

The bit where he didnt understand how the “before and after” category works is making me want to explode

[@apehawk]

I'm glad to know that all this time Jerma has still been doing the same expression he did while laughing like he did with the baby running into a wall clip

[@jimass13]

19:00 is straight out of a comedy movie

[@nathanlassing7238]

How does he have zero idea what "Before and After" means

[@sethcordes7856]

40:15 I cant tell whats funnier the person legit typing out "Dinder" or Jerma just refusing to acknowledge ir

[@quaker47]

great job on getting the jermacraft intro into the library of congress!

[@i_barely_hee-know_her]

Streamer gets compared to popular musician, INSTANTLY PUKES into his COMPUTER

[@meatshield_]

The fact that he thought that dinosaurs would be around in the year 1 CE really got a chuckle out of me

[@MelvinDorkus]

Maniac pukes into computer, threatens to punch a microphone

[@zooparty1257]

legitimately JUST looked up that clip from A million ways to die in the west yesterday and now its a Jerma intro clip. WILD

[@LightCrib2]

Nothing brings out the boston accent more than "drawer"

[@blimby2416]

3:56 good question jerm.

[@vijjr]

3:56 he's so short he thinks 3 inches off the ground is 3 miles off the ground

[@fluffdrgn]

the way jerma says "Christopher Lloyd" in his voice as if he was a Pokémon

[@Wiktorion]

Jerma looking for dinosaurs in year 1 AD

[@melomelomaniac]

oh my god jerma not being able to figure out the word extensive when it was literally missing 2 letters was so funny

[@snocyn6566]

this guy should go back 25 years

[@metromortem9449]

1923 was 23 years ago

[@nightlight0x07cc]

Jerma doing the peter griffin giggle with reverb to turn on light posts in a dark alley is wild

[@charismaticinsanity9576]

Love Glass Joe telling me how invincible he is

[@minedude33]

30:31 JERMA IS THE REDDITOR THAT PLAYED CBAT FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND. THE PSYCHO PERFECTLY RECREATED THE RHYTHM WITH HIS TAPPING.

[@mr.hi_vevo414]

Wtf, how did you catch that

[@evanpeters4679]

29:23 the laughing in the background broke me lol

[@AmbrosiumoftheMill]

The idea of Holly listening in from the other room, or watching the streams and cracking up at her deranged boyfriend is actually pretty sweet and wholesome.

[@REALwoombath]

yeah, that's her thing

[@Quoise_]

That’s a classic Simpson treehouse of horror

[@fikarme]

My headphones broke while watching the video. I thought jerma was doing a bit talking silently

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

He was. Your headphones were part of the bit

[@liar-888]

23:05

[@embro674]

27:08 Bjork 29:07 Pukes into computer

[@PrisonBrain]

the one hand clapping bit is the most psychotic thing jerma has done, theres no way hes not being medicated

[@tnt551]

40:26 hes an alien attempting to speak our language for the first time

[@tbowen49]

It’s obvious what’s winning best one guy moment

[@ynotsammy]

"Why am I like 3ft tall" Jerma asks as he once again finds himself staring at himself in the mirror before stream begins

[@100GamesofDeath]

dude the word drawer got Jerma so fucking mad his accent went nuts, im crying haha