Jerma the kinda guy to serve a poisoned cake at his birthday and then throw every single slice people take in the garbage out of guilt.
@VortexKiller2 Жыл бұрын
Convicted felon and murderer of an entire neighborhood BREAKS DOWN after he tries to prove he was innocent whilst he THROWS AWAY EVIDENCE
@bookertdewitt5630 Жыл бұрын
While they are all standing there watching in confusion, every time they try to confront him he makes the teacher sounds to confuse and reset their brains to factory mode.
@feckingbulcrepe5735 Жыл бұрын
If only that held true in real life.
@SimsWhoSmokeWeed Жыл бұрын
he didn’t throw away every single one 🌚
@darraghsheehy4455 Жыл бұрын
@@VortexKiller2 I remember reading that article. It’s how I found Jermas channel initially.
@Livingroomset799Dep Жыл бұрын
I love the implication of a birthday somehow being unsuccessful- you tried to turn a year older but just couldn’t make it happen for some reason
@xerxes6627 Жыл бұрын
its funnier to try to imagine by what metric a "successful" party is judged by
@beemoth691 Жыл бұрын
Skill Issue
@odile2odette Жыл бұрын
this is how he's almost 80 and still so youthful
@bobograndman Жыл бұрын
You can tell how paranoid we've made jerma when main menu flavor text makes him think someone is fucking with him
@jordynensor208110 ай бұрын
egomaniac streamer
@Clover_Tea Жыл бұрын
It kills me when they start dancing out of nowhere to no music
@anyalaASMR Жыл бұрын
Especially since they’re FORTNITE DANCES
@ZealanTanner Жыл бұрын
Best moment is at 23:18 One guys starts and then they all start boogying
@bustedkeaton Жыл бұрын
@@jimmybean420the Dancing Plague of 1518 be like
@thelegalsystem Жыл бұрын
Genuinely did not know someone could be bad at The Sims but its incredibly entertaining
@kingkuma4112 Жыл бұрын
What do you mean this is the correct way to play the sims
@writerintherye Жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen anyone so confused about this game lmao
@aliencafe Жыл бұрын
The fact he didn’t know blowing out the candles would age him up destroyed me
@imBailout Жыл бұрын
5:35 “Birthday Party Unsuccessful” as an entire group of Sims cheers and launches confetti into the air
@EnderrBoi Жыл бұрын
birthday party unsuccessful you do not get to age
@pineconesnowstorm Жыл бұрын
@@EnderrBoi get good
@Klaymen47 Жыл бұрын
@@EnderrBoi Skill issue
@d_the_great Жыл бұрын
The Sims 4 is really something else, for better or for worse.
@wublebuble8554 Жыл бұрын
@@EnderrBoi this is the reason for his eternal youth
@michaelr8189 Жыл бұрын
This is like that Chowder episode where he makes the poisoned purple nurples and Mung has to spend the rest of the episode try to stop everyone from eating them.
@anyalaASMR Жыл бұрын
The way he went “no! … I wasn’t ready…” when the dog died actually made me almost cry
@koobyboy4304 Жыл бұрын
None of us are ready when it happens u.u
@cgumby Жыл бұрын
one of his dogs passed away a few years back too :(
@Michael-zf1ko9 ай бұрын
What kills me is his Sims character farting in his sleep and ruining the mood.
@EddheadAce Жыл бұрын
Jerma: *names a character after Butane, a highly flammable substance* Also Jerma: *shocked that the character lit the house on fire*
@Xzeihoranth Жыл бұрын
Live your life in such a way that you won't be stabbed to death seconds after plundering gold from someone's mailbox, and everyone at the party won't just stand around clapping over your dead body.
@elixtirr2611 Жыл бұрын
44:09 The way he absolutely SMITES a man in first person mode with a knife and proceeds to have the most shit-eating grin I’ve seen in my life actually terrifies me
@chuckbatmangaming Жыл бұрын
His werewolf sim pissing everywhere is much funnier when you think about it from the perspective of his normal human roommate. Like imagine your roommate pissing on furniture and shit and you ask him "Dude, why are you doing that?" and he's like "Dude, it's cuz I'm a WEREWOLF, I have to mark my territory." You'd think the guy was an absolute LUNATIC
@aturchomicz821 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but Werewolves are canonically a minority with a rich culture who are discriminated against in SimNation, I think you missed the point of that supernatural race and their place in the Sims timeline
@RigWim Жыл бұрын
@@aturchomicz821 Sounds like someone’s a werewolf and insecure about their pissing habits
@miles64927 ай бұрын
@@aturchomicz821 LOL I don't care if pissing on your furniture is part of your "rich culture" it's still a dick move to piss on the furniture when you have a non-werewolf roommate. That shit is gonna fucking REEK.
@Zorro91295 ай бұрын
@@aturchomicz821 I wonder why they're discriminated against?
@radisk5973 Жыл бұрын
The constant Fortnite dancing really ties it all together
@kayacarmen10 ай бұрын
dying laughing at jerma becoming a serial killer and saying DUDE IT'S NEIGHBOURHOOD BRAWL >:( NOBODY'S FIGHTING
@akkephalos Жыл бұрын
possibly TMI I'm sorry 20:05 I use Bluetooth headphones on my PC and I walked away from my monitor to use the restroom and kept the video playing (I didn't realize how weird this sounds until writing this) but I was standing there and the second I started going I hear Jerma in my ears say "Stop looking at the toilet and get over here!" I legitimately looked over my shoulder fearfully
@ludiich3279 Жыл бұрын
lmao
@rodmadeit Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@MrThatguyuknow Жыл бұрын
The papa gino's opener rant was peak new england street cred.
@Doc_Hawk Жыл бұрын
Oh god, Abso-lutely
@mythcat127311 ай бұрын
10:22 dog dies, jerma pogs, sim shits pants, all in the span of like 3 seconds
@cipher9849 Жыл бұрын
Best feeling when a sims video drops
@brotundo Жыл бұрын
Feels like losing my virginity all over again
@aliencafe Жыл бұрын
He breaks this game beautifully
@thefallenvalley4340 Жыл бұрын
yea it's so fun
@daniel.holbrook Жыл бұрын
"we can't make a total loser of a werewolf" "okay we're keeping the cool whip man"
@EddheadAce Жыл бұрын
The fact that Jerma's furry character ate someone's neck, got arrested, jumped from a helicopter, crashed the helicopter into the ground, killed the police officers, then randomly turned back into a human, teleported onto a mountain naked, and started Fortnite dancing... is just... a lot to process...
@bustedkeaton Жыл бұрын
just gemini things✨️
@lcslndmt Жыл бұрын
it just sounds like you're describing a weird dream Jerma had
@vrex Жыл бұрын
25:47 "I don't wanna hurt anybody" he says after he kills a person with a grilled cheese sandwich
@isingra Жыл бұрын
Only Jerma would see a joke pop-up and think someone is deliberately targeting him
@fox-dies Жыл бұрын
jerma's irrational fear of sims vampires is endearing
@JioVega Жыл бұрын
He says "I came into work, I shit my pants" like that's one of his daily responsibilities
@funyppl Жыл бұрын
I like how stressful Jerma can make the Sims, a game that’s supposed to be the quintessential casual game.
@EddheadAce Жыл бұрын
Jerma's sims experience is like the song "I can't decide"... "Oh I could throw you in a lake, or feed you poison with a cake"...
@irisstarsterio8960 Жыл бұрын
My best friend died recently, and I've been too depressed to do anything. These Jerma vids always cheer me up at least a little bit.
@WantSomeWhiskey818 Жыл бұрын
Be safe
@irisstarsterio8960 Жыл бұрын
@@WantSomeWhiskey818 thank you
@danielyoungblood3931 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for your loss, and I hope that things start looking better for you as soon as possible.
@e7193 Жыл бұрын
did he get stabbed at his mailbox ?
@irecordwithaphone185611 ай бұрын
@@e7193 Wtf??
@CzlowiekDrzewo Жыл бұрын
I love IttyBittyJerma985's streams!
@JaydenLand Жыл бұрын
It's honestly impressive how Jerma knows he's gonna set his house and Sims on fire, yet refuses to ever buy a smoke detector. He's a man of principle. Gotta respect it.
@sammya.120 Жыл бұрын
H 😅😅😂😅 I. JI’m Nono
@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel Жыл бұрын
@@sammya.120 Are you okay?
@TheSeabornGaming Жыл бұрын
24:30 love how everyone just starts crying instead of stopping him
@scary-goth-mother Жыл бұрын
Nicholas Cage as Ghostrider feels like a fever dream still
@_yoursleepparalysisdemon_ Жыл бұрын
He almost played superman. That would've been really bizarre.
@VortexKiller2 Жыл бұрын
@@_yoursleepparalysisdemon_ The Man of Steel becomes The Man of a Steel Cage
@EddheadAce Жыл бұрын
13:13 Jerma catching himself making the "POG" face lmaooo
@tsizzle7883 Жыл бұрын
Poisoning you're serving at your own birthday party, then spending the rest of the party desperately trying to prevent anyone from eating it is... I don't know what adjective it is, but it's the most that Jerma's ever been.
@bungo6000 Жыл бұрын
15:43 is exactly me every time i'm cooking something in the shared kitchen
@TheJollyRamRancher Жыл бұрын
I gotta say, I’ve never seen someone make a sim so hated they lure him to a party so they can stab him and then they celebrate
@tylerheineman2393 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to watch another vod edit from my favority itty bitty streamer!
@blturn Жыл бұрын
9:09: humans when they get a single grey hair
@SyrupBuccaneer Жыл бұрын
It's extremely funny to me that Blorg was VERY SAD during the whole Dinner Party saga
@theojjuiceisloose Жыл бұрын
we are gonna do a pre built house *immediately cuts to jerma making another abomination house from scratch*
@sweetpepino1907 Жыл бұрын
The fact he expected people to know he was tapping Ken Shamrock's WWE theme that one time, but didn't know what the Tombstone Piledriver is
@laurenholland8053 Жыл бұрын
"I don't want to make a normal guy!" jump cut to his fursona
@oceantallfan Жыл бұрын
This is the moment when jerma985 became jerma986.
@curtisycup Жыл бұрын
Jerma not just dragging the cake into the fridge or garbage has my eye twitching
@jimmysseedandfeed4062 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe Jerma killed Santa AGAIN. What a psycho!
@Akkuzi Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard since the last time I've watched Jerma
@manuman53192 ай бұрын
"Yodle's okay" *Fucking dies of old age 3 sec later*
@NitroLemons Жыл бұрын
Breaking: Local Streamer Successfully Out Pizza's the Hutt
@aquietone2895 Жыл бұрын
16:42 This speaks to me on a level I'm sure others understand.
@jonahsmith2985 Жыл бұрын
The lady in the orange skirt stabs McNulty and then leaves immediately to use the bathroom Ice cold
@shiberamune4 ай бұрын
only jerma can give a gnome a whole pie, which upsets it and therefore causes it to strike him with lightning
@Zorro91295 ай бұрын
These are the most entertaining Sims 4 vids I've ever seen
@mythcat1273 Жыл бұрын
Alternate title: jerma commits agregious acts of violence against civilians for 25 minutes, and then plays the sims
@deemp6773 Жыл бұрын
Santa fucking died at his birthday party and he has the GALL to say "I don't get to have a birthday party anymore???"
@sydney75328 ай бұрын
I love this man.
@Poopman213775 ай бұрын
I love that in this series jerma always kills his love intrest accidently
@thedalto124 Жыл бұрын
There have been so many Jerma videos lately and I couldn’t be happier
@storkiiii.with.2iis.not4iiiiss Жыл бұрын
I got this notification as soon as coconut mall beat drop hit
@extracheesypizzaboi Жыл бұрын
Epic gaming
@chocolatestrogen Жыл бұрын
Based flag detected, keep on trucking 👍
@holtec333 Жыл бұрын
"I shit my pants, haven't slept in three days and I got promoted." Lmao.
@itsafish4600 Жыл бұрын
well well well if it isnt the rejected "gangsta"
@Arzaker4 ай бұрын
26:09 *Outwrestle officers* *crash plane* *survive* *crawl out of the smouldering crater the heli crashed in* *immediately hit the griddy*
@marlowelackluster Жыл бұрын
Wow! A new video from my favourite streamer, IttyBittyJerma985!
@WorldGoods Жыл бұрын
The caterer was vibing too hard
@accuratecompliment6 ай бұрын
jerma saying he doesnt want to make a normal guy and cutting to a whipped cream guy howling is fouling and had me howling
@dr-peppa-luver10 ай бұрын
42:13 the sound it made when he fell in the pi$s puddle lol
@saltwt2735 Жыл бұрын
Hey Jerma just wanted to let you know as a Pizza Hut employee the cookie and pan pizzas are imo better than stuffed crust especially with jalapeños and bacon
@tokyowwww Жыл бұрын
that caterer was serving tbh
@ShadowHeartValentine Жыл бұрын
Rise and shine jermamites
@brodawgIL Жыл бұрын
Pizza patron worst pizza chain you can’t change my mind
@Mergan2001 Жыл бұрын
16:58 bOoLaNg nAgElNa sHmoONee noOBles sHoRT
@markrossiter3456 Жыл бұрын
pap ginos looks like it's a step sideways to little ceasers because it looks SLIGHTLY better but costs almost twice as much, this is for sure another in-n-out situation where people rave about the food and then you try it and it's the most mediocre shit you've ever eaten, like deeply and vastly under average food
@MachiriReviews Жыл бұрын
Anyone who prefers Dominos over any other pizza (even frozen ones) needs to be put into an internment camp.
@mythcat12735 ай бұрын
I got pizza from there once and it literally smelled like PUKE I'm not kidding
@shr00mski Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Jerma made bland ass Sims 4 so crazy and fun with a couple of mods, this is the most entertaining sims 4 gameplay in a while 😂
@aturchomicz821 Жыл бұрын
6:40 Sacrificial-Team and their buggy mods and their effects on gameplay have been a disaster for dead Sims since 2019 10:00 Sims 4 difficulty moment, as in they removed all difficulty with the launch of Gen 4 in 2014 10:32 Jerma does not deserve my sympathy here seeing as he is the same person who assassinated Hank in his Detroit Become Human playthrough, but now were crying about a little dead dog are we? 13:00 Post Sims 3 inventory management clarity, the rock collecting side hustle from 2009 murdered any pretence about the inventory being a well designed feature💀 27:05 Hes saying Party like this is an event at one of those fake rooms in a children's indoor climbing & recreation centre of your choice?? (Monki Park was personally my favourite😎)
@djkapustka Жыл бұрын
21:37 and he has exactly 2,137 money jermas polish roots are showing hes gonna sing barka on his next video
@the-red-thing Жыл бұрын
Still can’t believe Jerma made Milky from Wolf Quest™
@DatWingMan Жыл бұрын
22:21 Was that the TF2 administrator into the Fruit Ninja title screen theme?
@phrenologygroyper Жыл бұрын
jerma best strimmer stream awards calling it
@batqrince Жыл бұрын
22:10 this has been my discord status for awhile now its just kinda threatening
@bookertdewitt5630 Жыл бұрын
I love these vids so much, jerma and jschlatt really are the best examples of “why you wouldn’t survive in _____ universe” ever, they are some of the scariest characters I’ve ever seen in fiction and I’m so glad they aren’t real, like if I somehow got teleported into the same world as them I’d probably just lock myself away in my house and be in fear at all times of my life knowing they are out there but I don’t know where or how far away…
@ExtraQuestionableContent Жыл бұрын
Dear god, imagine Jerma and Schlatt fighting We'd be wiped out no diff
@corvoattano1094 Жыл бұрын
20 seconds in and Jerma is already arguing with chat lol
@renegadebones Жыл бұрын
So why did he poison the cake if he didnt want anyone to eat it?
@orikku Жыл бұрын
I fucking love this series lmao
@1337EpicSauce Жыл бұрын
Jerma lives in some weird universe where a “buba gino’s” exist? I really hope he escapes the backrooms soon… 🙏🙏
@LeviPratt-b4g Жыл бұрын
rip blorg
@Gummiees Жыл бұрын
he's so dumb with the neighbor brawl 💀
@orikku Жыл бұрын
The Chronicles of McNulty came to a beautiful conclusion
@WaltuhWhitelisted8 ай бұрын
You’ve probably already left bc tired but I fell asleep so we never truly able to say goodbye
@Supercohboy Жыл бұрын
Blorg McNulty reminds me of Elon Musk, it's that fake grin and the forever-tired eyes combined with the thick, expressive eyebrows.
@nessesaryschoolthing Жыл бұрын
The most depressing game of Sims of all time
@eggleggg Жыл бұрын
new jerba vid just dropped lfgggg
@idrivehoopties Жыл бұрын
Itty bitty
@darkbowls6887 Жыл бұрын
24:26 is too perfect
@LuckERadio Жыл бұрын
2:35 Shout out to the Labyrinth joke
@ApocalypseMoose Жыл бұрын
Closed-minded streamer unaware Papa Gino's is a NEW ENGLAND based pizza chain, insults people who've never had it anyway.