All Is Cringe in Love and War (Feat: Critikal, Ludwig, & Connor)

C A N S O M E B O D Y T R O U B L E S H O O T M E ?
Originally streamed/recorded on April 16th, 2022.
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[@alfalldoot6715]

I like to think Jerma never actually muted himself, everyone else just ignored what he said.

[@big_sea]

yes

[@SirJebusHRM]

It is endlessly hilarious to me how much trouble Jerma has getting out of solo stream mode to interact with other humans.

[@mistuh69420]

Ah yes ‘Jerma’ the ‘Human’

[@justanaveragetreeg1554]

The fact that Jerma lost because he simply didn't realize his turn was timed still haunts me to this day. We were *THAT* close to history turning for the worst.

[@Spubbily01]

Imagine an alternate universe where Jerma was Hitler and he lost because he took too long to send his troops their next order.

[@KaiserWilhe]

@@Spubbily01 That literally happened during D-Day

[@aychill7357]

@@Spubbily01 Jerma945

[@thepinkplushie]

@@KaiserWilhe Germany had lost long before that but admittedly it is very funny that when Hitler is zonked out on sleeping pills no one knows what the fuck to do

[@Femmizo]

@@KaiserWilhe does this mean that.. jerma is real...??

[@prestongarvey7745]

Jerma constantly doing bits and like 75% not even getting a reaction is uncomfortably relatable.

[@austinsavage5962]

Them discussing bits while hes frustrated he fucked up the joke as if they would have laughed at it if it did work

[@PointsofData]

Haven't actually watched it but other comments mention he muted himself for awhile? I know he's done that before so...

[@trashman3319]

I kinda hate Jerma collabing with current mainstream popular streamers because of this, it's usually like this because they don't fit his wacky humor and bits, it makes me wish he'd do more stuff with Criken and Vinesauce Vinny again because they actually play off each other well and have similar senses of humor.

[@Corninthesky]

@@trashman3319 idk, Jerma x Lud has produced some of the funniest shit ever. I like how Jerma is just an absolute wild card

[@trashman3319]

@@Corninthesky Lud is alright and has some chemistry with him, but take Charlie for example, he barely interacts with him. Also I think I'm also just kinda worried about Jerma getting associated with some of the absolute negative IQ smooth brain mainstream streamers, like Hasan for example

[@cranialpigeon]

Watching jerma fabricate the worst joke and then execute it horribly is amazing

[@mandm145]

Jerma's worst joke might just be my favourite

[@whiteboard7thstreet]

The dead silence after the Mr Green bit made me holler

[@baroncosmos6545]

Time stamp?

[@awesometris999]

Would I trust jerma with the firepower of several nations? I don’t trust jerma standing near a banana peel.

[@jollygrapefruit786]

There is a 90% chance he throws it at your car and you skid off like a Mario Kart character off of a bridge. 10% chance he zerks out and devours it in 3 seconds while staring you down as you drive by and into a telephone pole.

[@georgelincolnrockwell6248]

Accelerationist andy

[@CaptLuser]

i wouldn’t trust him with a banana cream pie

[@austinsavage5962]

This is one of the funniest thing ive ever read

[@Paradox_Edge]

I trust Jerma with the firepower of several nations... It's the damn *banana peel* that he can deal the damage with. The man makes the most out of the least all the time.

[@palaktrunal]

The countless amount of times Jerma has caused a war is astounding.

[@zamm1t]

Okay

[@gnupfo]

When he invaded Poland, that was really too much.

[@theylivewesleep.5139]

His earlier wars were a little too ‘new wave ‘ for my tastes, but when he came out with WWII in 37 I think he really came into his own. Commercially and artistically.

[@thisisachannel.780]

@@theylivewesleep.5139 personally his cold era was my favorite. built the tension perfectly

[@beelzebudge4970]

i love jerma so much the concept of him trying to make people laugh and everybody ignoring him is the funniest thing

[@beelzebudge4970]

worst joke -2 he's used to making jokes and seeing the word "OMEGALAUL" repeatedly typed on screen

[@gusbabiski]

I'm pretty sure he muted himself for 75% of the game by mistake

[@Xzeihoranth]

I can't believe his Discord prank netted him two Worst Joke nominations.

[@somar_nitnelav2519]

Jerma’s like the little cousin that the parents force their kids to include into the game they’re playing

[@troglodytee]

the little 37 year old cousin that every family has

[@somar_nitnelav2519]

@@troglodytee You mean 67?

[@NutBreadMSMC]

oh no not the dreaded “is this the right VC” bit

[@brunstersanderson2539]

Someone needed to troubleshoot with him😢

[@coryman125]

That is one of the most painful things to watch, and I've watched this stream like 3 times. I love it

[@Romulux]

-2

[@theoldworldwarrior451]

Man the VC call joke is prime A+ -2 material. Probably the worst joke of the year is not his career

[@geordanmuether5739]

It’s actually sickening to listen to every time

[@smithsmithony5401]

I don't know how I got in this discord call but I-I somebody help I got the wrong uh... server ID i think

[@Typisch0705]

@@geordanmuether5739 I saw it before and literally had to skip it this time

[@1Seanmb]

"Someone in chat just said 'Jerma's worst joke coming up.'"

[@Roi985]

I love it when Jerma repeats a really unfunny bit until it makes me laugh crying

[@shwowbow5858]

I like how he says "I've seen it" about the yoinky sploinky gif. Jerma, you were the person in the gif, you were IN it

[@slyseal2091]

I hope you understand that this is a public place, everyone who reads the comments of this can now see you make fun of a dementia patient. Is this what your mother raised you for?

[@funkyoa]

bro is the yoinky sploinky

[@adrianus9591]

Innit

[@SMGStudio]

Ohhh thanks for playing our game!! We gotta set you all up with all the maps and premium!

[@Bippyboi]

The lack of interaction that people have had with you guys is astounding, keep making cool games you guys are awesome.

[@mannmctrash]

We love you long time, SMG

[@Jack-bj2xi]

The fact that Jerma and Ludwig treat Charlie like a puppet state is fucking hilarious

[@IseAxon]

Very clever that Jerma is Napoleon, the most compact of all conquerors...

[@godlyvex5543]

Wasn't everyone short back then or something?

[@Qreamey]

@@godlyvex5543 Napoleon was actually average height for his time, but honestly I don't care because the idea of Napoleon being short is funny.

[@erickwalter2828]

@@Qreamey Unbelievably based take

[@ezkiller93]

He was given the name "Little Corporal" by his troops, but not to mock his height, but as a loving nickname because he showed compassion and care for his men. The British took this and tried to make it about his supposed height, but not during the Napoleonic era, but long after.

[@somethingguy912]

It's funny because Napoleon wasn't 'short' by any measure, just short in terms of the relative height of most rulers. Because back then, height was a extreme measure of your worth as a ruler. even George Washington despite being more diplomatic, a lot of people looked up to him (literally and metaphorically) because of his height. Similarly William Wallace or Charlemagne.

[@roachdoggjr7020]

I like the part where jerma denies the friend request from connor 20:26

[@bobbobinson7788]

Hey I love your website

[@darthpoo5621]

Holy shit THE roachdogg jr your father is my hero

[@beastysped3270]

how's your dad nowadays roach dogg

[@DaRoachDoggJr]

Brother?

[@nothing-2-live-4]

the man the myth the dogg

[@ceez909]

It's so funny to see jerma talk to chat but hear other people talk as if they're ignoring the ramblings of a madman in the corner

[@thefrub]

"Why are you talking to the vending machine?"

[@AdamKlownzinger]

There’s something just so masculine and attractive about a guy who goes on a devastatingly effective military conquest through a nation’s land until said nation agrees to be his friend, and then rejects the friendship

[@LGPanthers1]

Imagine living near Chiraq

[@AdamKlownzinger]

@@LGPanthers1 Interesting you mention it because I was worried when my small, very sweet, religious mom told me she was going to Chiraq for a few days because of a marathon going on, until she assured me that she “runs them streets”

[@theycallmedoorway9913]

The USA in Afghanistan be like

[@Based_Moose]

Jerma had a lapse of control and Mr Green was able to slip out. It's amazing the level of poise he has to hold him back at all.

[@mannmctrash]

Everytime he lets Greenz out, a little bit less of Jeremy comes back.

[@near4462]

The "wrong vc" bit is probably genuinely the worst bit he has ever made

[@chuckbatmangaming]

It's incredible, the concept is mid, the execution was botched so bad, and then it still drags out for like at least 10 minutes. Absolutely painful

[@AltimeterAlligator]

The other streamers demonstrate at least a modest professionalism, but Jerma's the only one cool enough to say, "A bunch of boogers came out of my nose when you said that." And he really means it, too. That's a genuine guy, that's Trustworthy Andy, that's a heart of gold.

[@turtlemcgee4735]

Good comment

[@ThatBlindGuy247]

I love how this was Jerma being like the teacher trying to make his students laugh

[@thvnderbird]

Alternate title: Alien desperately attempts to integrate with human beings

[@kodinamsinh1267]

i read that as "Alan desperately attempts to integrate with human beings"

[@quebec2468]

@@kodinamsinh1267 don't you know, Jerma's actual legal name is alan

[@TheGreatCalsby]

Jerma took over my country, said "man this country sucks", and left it in ruins. Subscribed on Twitch

[@daisycarbonell]

The second hand embarrassment I got from watching those last 7 minutes was possibly the most pain I've experienced from a single video.

[@Lord_Vesh]

Jerma getting ignored is so tragic yet such a knee slapper

[@Vulioll]

11:02 "You should not be scared" last thing a victim hears from jerma before he...

[@imBailout]

Being a ConnorEatsPants fan is like being a Ludwig fan before becoming a MoistCr1tikal fan after becoming a Jerma fan

[@DaBandOFunnies]

What the fuck does that mean

[@taPAS17699]

Get a beer or something some time man I’m begging

[@quebec2468]

it's so funny to watch jerma act like a real human who actually exists

[@TheSquishyTV]

I want to see Jerma's ADHD ridden goblinoid brain deal with X-COM or X-COM-esque games just to see him toys with the lives of his soldiers in the most comically cruel way possible to fuel the psychopathic voices in his head.

[@sel5855]

If only he was real, maybe then he could finally make some friends.

[@YaBoiJonesy]

It's nice that react streamers took a break from eating and watching KZbin to play with Jerma

[@kurtvonnegut9959]

This is really giving comforting vibes. The world is a very scary place and sometimes I do not know what’s going on. I hope this is okay. Thanks.

[@haleynaga5671]

33:48 is my fav jerma "Huge" bit

[@iSyf]

This stream was great, but can we talk about the weird guy that randomly appeared in the Discord call? That was so strange.

[@williscanada1206]

Being a ConnorEatsPants fan is like being Egypt

[@graciasmiura8594]

This was the craziest drama this month 😰

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

Jerma was primed to win the first round and blew it on Firework.

[@SnailMan63]

I would've been so tilted if I ran out of time. Jerma is a bigger man than me.

[@bethdeva]

that must make you quite small then.

[@SnailMan63]

@@bethdeva I think I’m about average

[@geckopecko]

I'm not sure if ever noticed

[@bonessai]

you must be napoleon sized then

[@CrispyToast]

This is a greatest world conquering game of all time.

[@adoginacowboyhat8196]

Last time I played risk I spilled hot butter on my pants while eating lobster, and now every time I think of risk I smell lobster.

[@diddlybob7012]

Get pavloved loser

[@sirpoglington]

Seinfeld if they killed Larry David and put Bugelberry in charge

[@HappyMilesSoftlock]

Jerma declining Connors friendship at 20:25 just really shows he was the insane one.

[@MYG]

Glad to see risk is getting the attention it deserves as the best strategy game ever invented

[@jacobtuck3086]

Axis and Allies

[@zanderwithaz5315]

@@jacobtuck3086 no

[@aychill7357]

@Revotry yes

[@mmay1633]

It’s nice to see Jerma playing with some friends. Someone should let them know that they shouldn’t spend more than 30 minutes within his radioactive vacinity

[@Pope_]

jerma trying SO hard to get his worst joke to hit is so funny

[@suprevadak]

if my friends ignored me this much in vc I would simply cry

[@wealthybone2990]

I remember this stream seeing this live, this was one of the best streams especially of these three together, hope they do more like this lol.

[@bigmaxporter]

That discord bit was so fucking bad I love it

[@tong492]

I think the "wrong vc" bit is the best, and worst bit of the year. It could win both categories

[@radiantarchives]

I can't believe they re-recorded this stream 20 times because Jerma had to win every round and he just kept losing

[@Everettalla]

Let us never forget when Critikal called Jerma “thin skinned”

[@traviswilson3889]

When was this

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

That’s a total Glass House moment lmao

[@Grapefruit5000]

I love when Jerma dashes through the frame carrying his feces bucket.

[@bitter5683]

It’s fucking hilarious seeing jerma trying to normally talk to people It’s like when you talking to a teacher and ur friend is trying to make you laugh or do some stupid shit, the friend would be chat of course

[@_banja]

2:36 JERMA PLAYED THE FIRST NOTES OF CBAT

[@chisecrecy4974]

I truly believe that "wrong discord" joke is the worst joke of 2022, by far.

[@moehead8257]

ahahahahaha this is my favorite video, i imagined jerma's dad just got him a computer and he's just pressing all the buttons to see what they do, cuz aint no way he tried to make that joke work with charlie and ludwing

[@user-ci5he5zr5z]

jerma is so gerbil coded i want to pick him apart like a freshmen dissection class

[@RichardCheezman]

Jerma was the independent Mormon candidate, he won Utah and that’s it.

[@hamchurger4566]

fun fact every streamer here is under 5ft 8inch or lower

[@tu6458]

it took jerma 4 months to upload this footage ludwig had it up already 4 months ago the one piece bit clicked for me

[@jonahwaters2090]

0 views Andy.

[@thebradzone3922]

unironically my favorite casual stream he's ever been a part of

[@AccV999]

worst joke that took more than 5 minutes to set up

[@Spubbily01]

I don't know how I got into this comment section but somebody help I got the wrong channel ID I think.

[@jermarat]

watching jerma being ignored half of the time must be the best thing ive seen all week

[@whatsallthisabout3606]

Glad this has made it to the 2nd channel so I can rewatch childhood memories with my grandkids!

[@cscottk9025]

he tripled down on the wrong discord joke and i respect it

[@SpaceSmurf3000]

hey guys can anyone help me troubleshoot my computer? i think im in the wrong comment section

[@geckopecko]

this is painful to watch i can't get through the second hand embarrassment of no one laughing at jerma jokes because i relate too much to that

[@SnailMan63]

I swear every so often Jerma remembers he has a soundboard

[@junkmail103]

"guy who accidentally joined call" worst joke 2022 god bless you Jerma

[@obladioblada2122]

Surely a moment for Jermas worst joke awards

[@UshioKiss]

my family played risk a lot growing up. I was never personally interested in it so it was just my 2 sisters and my dad playing on a really old version of the board game. I don't know the rules but it was cool to look over and see the board change

[@MulliganSnicker]

“A 7 year old going to school for the first time”

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

"Not a pogchamp andy" -Commandant Jerm, 1985

[@therareclock5051]

Jerma was trying so hard to stay in the conversation towards the end and they just ignored him

[@Mentro140]

Jesus christ the vc bit is truly horrific what the fuck jerma

[@audreymerkel9214]

Last time I was this early, Jerma was still alive

[@rtp6343]

29:13 Ludwig sounds like he just got shot in the leg wtf

[@perused]

Thank you for showing me this. lifechanging

[@TheOtherLPer203]

26:00 certified XCOM moment

[@BierBart12]

I can't believe Jerma played with the real Ludwig von Koopa, Connor the Android and the concept of critical hits itself.

[@rezorteclipez4517]

I really like the Jerma collab stuff. Its super entertaining. +2

[@pepper540]

the vc bit had me in actual tears holy fuck

[@josephstalin322]

Is it just me or is he just not deploying troops sometimes

[@featherlilly07]

His realisation at 18:38 and how the vod got cut where he just instantly lost most of his territory was amazing

[@lukewilmington9807]

Jerma is actually so bad at risk lmao. Funniest guy in the group for sure tho lol

[@KingThrillgore]

"Ukraine is game to you?" Some jokes just age like fine wine.

[@Julia-dx6zg]

this is a risky video to post

[@lemonheadgaming4207]

the whitest collab in twitch history

[@cloud.cyanide]

actual worst joke

[@microman502]

its so painfully awkward which makes it even funnier

[@Ligmaballin]

This literally feels like a grown man attending a kindergarten zoom class with his friends

[@dreptuldrept5584]

I love observing Jeremiah!

[@jackshadowbrowse]

14:03 CRAZED streamer threatens to EAT his FRIEND

[@RepugnantWorm]

My favorite bit in this game is what Critical said at 1:41 "(Congo) is strong this time of year"

[@marmotman151]

Remember during the Battle of Dunkirk when Runstedt forgot he was playing with a turn timer and the BEF just fortified back to the UK during their turn?