The Coin Game - The Dizzy Bird Obsession

[@MoondustOverdose]

Hearing his irl arcade stories makes me want to watch a live GoPro stream of Jeremy in an actual arcade and making real children cry

[@gnerus1972]

He just would stare at the kids that wanted to play until they would leave.

[@chunkytomatosoup1826]

Like some kind of psychopathic Brutal Moose.

[@CarlBergsdorf]

That would be a pretty cool stream

[@gooseygooseman1383]

Jerma is the kind of madman to do something like that

[@varhah]

this.

[@roach9397]

I love how Jerma manages to have both the sense of wonder of a 9 year old and the cynicism of a 90 year old at the same time

[@rustingflamberge]

Perfect summary of why jerma is great

[@donovanmcadams4170]

I think we all do, but jerma has such high energy it shows often. Watching robin williams last night and noticed that same sort of idea for his written material

[@StrictlyDeft]

And the language of an 18 year old

[@donovanmcadams4170]

Strictly_Deft_ what a megalomaniac sicko!

[@Jackbayoelord]

The perfect unbalance 😗👌

[@chuckbatmangaming]

6:30 Imagine being in a real arcade and you just see an unusually short man win the stack game and he lets out the loudest most disturbing CACKLE and then moves on to another game. And then he spends six hours playing this other game

[@billy1998vn]

"Holy sht relax." says the tiny man

[@Killerbee_McTitties]

Imagine being the clerk on closing time when thie guy is still playing Dizzy Bird and hasn't won yet. Do you really want to try to get him to leave?

[@TheG_Boy]

LMAOOOOOO

[@HomelessPank]

and he didn't even grab his tickets

[@Stumpcollects]

LMFAOO

[@Haloguydev]

I love how 95% of Jerma's humour just involves describing funny scenes in incredibly vivid detail

[@thehaloring90]

And even though they're extremely outlandish and basically the ravings of a lunatic, they're always extremely relatable and completely understandable

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

Once you notice how often he says something's made out of clay you'll see it constantly

[@Gerpar_]

And the other 5% involves coffee, Cheetos, and chicken.

[@martingarricks6209]

95% of jermas humour is saying 95%

[@collinrogers4742]

and thats why we love him

[@TheSkiddy12]

One time i won stackem at the bowling alley but then it kept repeating "prize error, prize error, please consult an attendant" then the attendant came over and thought i cheated and wouldn't give me my MP3 player. Thanks for the reminder Jerma.

[@mirtilo]

You should've killed them

[@halospartan117899]

Go back to the bowling alley kick his ass

[@CaptainPerfect]

Well you shouldn't have cheated

[@sethlindgren1780]

how the hell could you have cheated at that game?????

[@sullivan4507]

I would always walk in and tell the attendant I got a prize error lmao

[@ChaosTheoryDrozz]

This is the kind of game someone like Jerma plays and fails for an hour straight and when he leaves some 6 year old walks up and beats it on the first try

[@WildTreeFun]

That's literally what actually happened, except the 6 year old was also Jerma

[@wumbo6116]

vinny beat it 3rd try lol

[@soundwave5634]

That actually happened to me once and I was pissed. If I ever had the urge to punt a child it was at that moment.

[@andrewko3175]

That actually happened in a Sponge Bob episode

[@BasedPeanutButterEnjoyer]

@@soundwave5634 Mad cuz bad

[@madamebin1914]

“I’m going to be here for at least 20 minutes” If only we knew.

[@cx4936]

I like how the stackers prizes are either you get grass or headphones

[@Sm3xy_Waffle]

The minor prize is tickets, but yeah they look like grass

[@cx4936]

@@Sm3xy_Waffle no joke I actually thought it was grass 😂

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

stack high to get high

[@graindeath]

why did i think they were glow sticks

[@ThomasBlithe]

I thought it was green beans in there and was really confused

[@Majoraspersona]

Remember when Vinny beat this game like 3rd try after hearing about Jerma's 6 hour Hell?

[@FYCY]

Yes I do I'm glad I watched this

[@Sammie1053]

HE DID THIS FOR SIX HOURS?

[@porkeyminch8044]

I always hear about Vinny doing something really fast which took Jerma hours of attempts, but never the other way around.

[@RedzeeTV]

He streamed the game for a total of 15 hours. One 9 hr, one 6 hr

[@PointsofData]

@@Sammie1053 no that was the lottery tickets Jokes aside he genuinely did stream longer then six hours and kept going back to the chicken game and the coin pushers, often spending half an hour to 45 minutes on each machine each visit and loudly denying he had any issues

[@Catspoken]

Stacker machines have a setting to skip the winning frame every so often to keep most people from winning, but there was a pizza place I went to as a kid that didn’t have that setting on, and i won all three Nintendo DS Lites from the machine then the machine was gone the next week

[@acidset]

Goddang

[@SuperCatfire]

god removes the machine bc it doesnt scam well enough

[@remainprofane7732]

You should’ve spread out your wins! You hunted the Nintendo DS Lite herd to extinction

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@remainprofane7732 apex predator andy

[@calibunnyVT]

There’s something so quintessentially Jerma about failing something repeatedly for two hours straight, finally giving up, and then going back to said thing as a joke and acing it first try

[@Pufdt]

Proof Jerma is loved by the gods

[@rileysimpson6536]

@@Pufdt he is their most favoured jester

[@akleughuglouh]

The best part of this stream was when he went back to it hours later and made chat act like he was playing nothing but dizzy bird that entire time.

[@notsafe2472]

Was sad that wasnt in here

[@BababooeyGooey]

Sounds like the sequel to Unregistered Hypercam.

[@RedRocky54]

fingers crossed they put it in another video

[@bigbeefscorcho]

@@RedRocky54 they did!

[@Walterion]

"I want to go to Chuck E Cheese." - Jerma before getting hosted by Chuck E Cheese and displaying mature pictures of him and Chuck LIVE ON STREAM.

[@cheyannei5983]

Wait really? He was hosted by Chucke?

[@BabyCola]

@@cheyannei5983 yes it is true

[@icefive6770]

I need a link to this

[@rookV1.08.4]

@@icefive6770 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4ucaJ6uiaZsqbM It's at 18:15

[@icefive6770]

Thanks

[@warbossgegguz679]

As hilarious as the Dizzybird segment was, watching the whole "jermaliedaboutthefidgetspinner" thing play out live had me laughing for like 2 minutes straight. it's one of those moments that almost perfectly sums up Jerma's fanbase to me.

[@rainphee]

this video is essentially the plot of that one spongebob episode where mr krabs installs a claw machine in the krusty krab

[@rgbmew]

Honestly his Coin Game streams were so SOOOO good. Something about them were like, really engaging and funny, but also super laid back and sleepy. I think I fell asleep to his Coin Game VODs at least 10 times. It's just so relaxing, even when he screams because he can't win the fucking bird game.

[@Felix-vu9tz]

I fell asleep to the VOD every day for a week like a month ago

[@GamerSisters]

His screams are asmr lmao. Obviously it isnt, but God have I fallen asleep during his streams and like his screams affect my dreams, so many times nrgegdfsfcfv

[@rgbmew]

@@GamerSisters I think there was some study done a while back that concluded that like.. hearing ANYTHING while you sleep will effect your dreams. I used to fall asleep to music all the time, and I swear I've never had weirder dreams in my life than when I would fall asleep to music. Chiptune stuff especially would give me some WEIRD ass dreams, I don't know why.

[@qjesse]

rgb mew I love hearing Jerma while I’m sleeping. I live alone and I’m at a pretty lonely point in my life generally. Jerma is pretty much my rock right now, helps my dreams stay on the positive side I think. It’s funny because I actually discovered his coin game streams like a week ago when I was just looking for one that was 7+ hours. Then I couldn’t stop watching, just yesterday finished the coin game 2nd stream from Christmas. Love this game, hope he continues to stream it.

[@TheSuperCommentGuy]

It was a great stream, I considered making an edit when it first came out but decided against it because I had already watched a decent portion of it. I'm glad an edit finally made it to the 2ndJerma channel. Hope more videos are coming because it had a lot of great moments.

[@awesometris999]

This is probably why it’s a good idea to keep jerma away from anything that remotely involves gambling

[@ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson]

It's a good thing he doesn't live somewhere notorious for gambling

[@oleub23]

God, the fucking scratch tickets part of this stream was horrible to watch lol

[@ccda3324]

@@oleub23 no it wasn't lol

[@gordonf5553]

@@ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson viva new vegas bb

[@albertskoften1452]

@@gordonf5553 You ever notice how Mr. House is basically a png tuber streamer?

[@nof9395]

The green light great gatsby intro at the beginning makes so much more when you know the direction the stream goes in

[@ccda3324]

well yeah, that's why they used that in the intro

[@ni4717]

i always thought this was a survival horror game and was just waiting for something scary to happen when people play this game. the low lighting makes this game feel threatening

[@Romanticoutlaw]

to be fair, arcades of the 90’s felt like survival horror

[@joeyferrs5965]

They made an update where there’s a day and night cycle because in Survival there’s curfew

[@glumbortango7182]

Don't go outside at night.

[@Uhg56]

@@glumbortango7182 especially irl

[@bugjams]

It really feels like GTA San Adreas where if you go outside at the right spot at night, you'll get ubducted by aliens or something. Kinda wish they'd add some weird/spooky Easter eggs for people who expect that kinda thing.

[@BastardBister]

Imagine that there is an alernative universe where Jerma actually went and played Skeeball, and NEVER hit the Dizzy Bird jackpot. We're lucky to live in the good universe.

[@Captiankilljoy23]

Jerma sounds like the kind of uncle his brothers and sisters hate

[@NUFCOfficial]

Yeah, his sisters didn't even come to his Thanksgiving meal because they hate him so much

[@nawfanial]

but the kids love him, cuz he has a motorcycle and wears sunglasses indoors

[@glumbortango7182]

"10 tokens to the kid that *screams the loudest"*

[@BababooeyGooey]

@@glumbortango7182 In a perfect world, men like me wouldn't exist, but we don't live in a perfect world.

[@evansmith2766]

Greg Allen seriously? Are you talkin about the stream he did?

[@christopherthomas484]

That "green light" intro is actually perfect, omg

[@martinfigueroa3881]

The fact that he still misses by a mile after like a hundred tries makes me have an anxiety attack

[@YourBestFriendreally]

'And in local news, an incredibly elderly and wealthy man, identifying himself only as 'Mister Greenz', had to be forcibly removed from a Chucky Cheese's by the police.' But seriously that ending, holy hell now I know he pretends to suck at video games if he can just pull that shit off.

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

Only a true master of gaming could tease his audience for 6 hours like that

[@blues1160]

luck

[@DeadShotGaming-cs5ov]

"Imma get stuck here for 20 minutes" 6 hours later

[@connorpickens7523]

Jerma strikes me as the type of guy to Chad walk over to the punch-strength machine, get a pitifully low score, and then rapidly scoot away while looking around to make sure there's no kids snickering at him.

[@gordonf5553]

Libya walk

[@tylerheineman2393]

Local streamer goes bankrupt after a crippling addiction to a children's arcade game.

[@jacobpshappy]

Coin collectors got really excited that theres somethin called "The Coin Game" until they found out it wasnt about staring at coins for an entire 8 hour stream

[@lemusthealien]

hey i heard you built some new cells

[@spideraba769]

Numismatists.

[@jacobpshappy]

@@spideraba769 A person of culture, I see. Non-numismatists have no clue what it means though

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

@@jacobpshappy Yes we do, it isn't some sort of incredibly obscure word

[@jacobpshappy]

@@RandomTomatoSoup i wasnt serious, friend, and I dont judge your knowledge of words

[@Creal_Star]

My "worst podcast ever" joke made it into the video. It's such a mundane victory but I feel a sense of accomplishment.

[@arthurtheslime9359]

I once won a stackem in a hotel, got the major prize for a DSi. I pulled it out an the box was empty, I headed to reception to ask about it an they say I won just the box.

[@STDMage]

I'm pretty sure if you firebombed that place with a Molotov the police would understand.

[@HTacianas]

@@STDMage Contact consumer protection to get a DSi, then firebomb the place.

[@thevvitch7585]

Trolled

[@marionluigi6517]

They are monsters for that

[@KA-vs7nl]

all of these stories seem to have a common theme. wagies becoming upset that families are having fun. wagies are upset that they need to deal with issues. pathetic lol

[@GoodSirReginald]

🎶You can ba-gawk any time you like🎶 🎶But you can never leeeeeeave🎶

[@penguinsrock2999]

10:32 I laughed my ass off. nice edit mr editor

[@Vonias]

I became vicariously obsessed watching this, I was cursing at my monitor every time it came close and was so afraid when I saw Jerma walking away as the video was almost over. Him going back to get the jackpot made my entire month, thank god.

[@christosioannou9628]

Shoutout to the editor for using the game to censor Jerma at 5:07

[@Broken-Flesh]

This is the early gambling career of Mr. Green.

[@plootoisaplanet]

mr green’s childhood

[@zachprouty8595]

Back when he was only a sicko millionaire

[@bugjams]

11:59 That's why he's called Mr. Green. It has nothing do with dollar bills, but instead refers to the green light he tried so hard to get on Dizzy Bird.

[@mikeydiamond2621]

@@bugjams DEEPEST. LORE.

[@flickmcbic2467]

i had this in the background playing thinking he was gonna play like 8 different machines, all Im gonna say is I have that bird noise planted forever in my brain

[@sorrynothing5602]

Jerma finally landing on the green light might be the single greatest character arc in history.

[@EmmanQuinones5234]

FINALLY ITS HERE! 6 HOURS OF DIZZY BIRD! jermaVenus jermaVenus jermaVenus

[@zess_t5952]

BABABABABABABABABABABAAB.....BAKOOOOOCK

[@no-man_baugh]

JermaJup JermaJup JermaJup JermaJup

[@El_Andru]

Jerma should upload to this channel the 6 hour un-edit of JUST Dizzy Bird, to see the slow transformation into an asshole to his audience.

[@EmmanQuinones5234]

@@El_Andru The "Descend to Madness" edit. Available: SOON

[@squishybrick]

oh great, the actual twitch chat has invaded youtube.. Who wants to tell them their retarded emotes don't work here?

[@Two-HeadedBoy]

I can't believe I watched the VOD of this stream in it's entirety, and now I'm watching the edited version again. There's something so entertaining about watching Jerma obsess over ticket arcade games.

[@MrSadisticLlama]

Local Streamer hogs children arcade all to himself after taking out a 5000 dollar loan from estranged Uncle

[@Riot_Police]

Placed end to end, those Dizzy Bird tickets would reach the Jermoon.

[@bad_teammates]

11:58 the proto Mr. Greenz

[@MrLassner11]

17:13 should be the default "you've got a new message" noise in whatsapp :p

[@aguyfromnz537]

Didn’t vinny beat the dizzy bird game in like 4 attempts

[@jackpijjin4088]

but vinny is a demigod

[@devinarato69420]

Ohhhh, yayyy. I love this game, especially messing with the robot kids and exploring the island.

[@kinnikuboneman]

I enjoy launching fireworks into the robots

[@devinarato69420]

_if only the robots could talk, we would hear hell come from them, all the horrid things we’ve done_

[@NoName-ns6xr]

Jerma's finally going into a downward spiral

[@A_Toaster]

But why are they green

[@weeballsbigpenis4114]

He's at least half way down the spiral to insanity at this point, the man has green teeth and gaming warts

[@Pizza_Is_Cool]

Pretty sure that was an upward spiral, actually.

[@Vonias]

Well it's more of an upward spiral, he's just gone too far... Oh wait no... he hasn't gone far enough with that one... no, almost... Aww not quite far enough that time...

[@Zentraker]

@@ekiy been in his room for three days (playing dizzy bird)

[@EmotionalMuffinz]

I've fallen asleep to him playing dizzy bird and woken up to him still playing it on the vod. He's got dedication thats for sure

[@eins2001]

You are pretty!

[@polycube1718]

Click 6:30 for to hear an actual madman

[@thevgm5478]

Honestly, Jerma has made some many noises and done so many voices that you could make a fully voice acted game with just Jerma clips

[@R4B1DUN1c0RN]

Gambling Addiction: The Origin Story

[@Guruc13]

This is the start of Mr. Greene

[@jakebrown6161]

hey jerma when are you gonna go get the fidget spinner

[@_Digishade_]

11:59 Pleased to see Mr. Green hitting up the Coin Game to deprive children of enjoyment.

[@Se7enRemain]

The only stream I watched every minute of. Genuinely fascinating, and I cant articulate myself by the normal means of critique. It's just... All the coin game streams are wonderful

[@Se7enRemain]

I just realized this is not an edit of the original stream. Still like this one!

[@banjofries]

Jerma: alright let’s play skeeball! Jermy: *I sense a great disturbance in the force regarding that chicken machine*

[@Girrenyo]

I work at a local pizzeria with an arcade, and we have a Dizzy Chicken machine. I can say it's entire "Hey play this one!" dialogue with it when starts to play, pauses and all, and watching Jerma play the stupid thing for several hours broke me inside.

[@DimwitDangerous]

This reminded me of that time I won that bass wheel jackpot, I had to sit there for like 5 mintues getting all the tickets

[@elemenopey]

In the arcade's glow, where colors blur, Jerma's fixated on Dizzy Bird's whir. Tickets in hand, he can't break free, Spinning glowing lights, pure arcade glee.

[@Axoltolion]

Jerma is the only streamer where having him just play the same arcade over and over again is entertaining

[@MrMysteriosguy]

Him winning first try right after pretending to be finally done with it was one of the funniest moments I've seen live

[@cheyannei5983]

The hockey game is actually *really* hard. I dunno if the dev adjusted it since this stream or if Jerma is just a god of a gambler, but I can't beat it at all :c

[@MandrakeHorse]

Love the jumpcut at 5:06

[@Janos0206]

Wow, did you see how he pulled that lever? So much skill and finesse!

[@j.d.company9562]

"There's like 5 Chuck E. Cheeses" - Jerma

[@dg_goldenboy]

One of my all time favorite streams.

[@SpreadDisease]

Using the laugh at 6:30 for my spooky Halloween sound effects this year 👻

[@ryanosborne7534]

I think the funniest part about this is we were one dot away from him getting it the first try, saving us from hours of dizzy bird addiction. Really puts reality into perspective

[@asimplekoala6687]

Ah yes, arcades. AKA: "How to give your child nihilistic cynicism in just 5 easy steps". Seriously, arcade machines are both nostalgic yet absolutely evil. The perfect blend of excitement, wonder and soul-crushing despair.

[@parker797]

the dizzy bird supercut at 10:30 killed me

[@atomicanachronism8849]

Jerma actively trying to stop the birth of a channel meme is probably the only meme we're ever going to get.

[@Profile__1]

That intro must've been how it was like to have Jerma as your substitute teacher. Trying to calm the children down while simultaneously rile them up.

[@nobodyjustme2208]

6:27 possessed Spongebob's evil laugh

[@MODeration_nXS]

Mr. Green, there are children waiting to play that game.

[@CluckN]

10:32 for a summary of what the stream felt like.

[@erfaniom9576]

Im so so so sorry to the editor who had to edit this stream please treat yourself to something after editing so many hours

[@mgnestv]

Imagine you're a kid in the arcade and seeing a 35 year old man talking to himself to someone called "chat" whilst hogging and screaming at all the machines.

[@Boonesman]

The PERFECT opening to this stream video from David Imani

[@connordarvall8482]

Just seeing this video made me almost say "Jerma, no!" Out loud 6 or 7 times.

[@GrizonII]

This might be my favorite Jerma stream I’ve seen TBH. Legitimately took me several days to initially watch the whole VoD but was all so worth it.

[@afeathereddinosaur]

Did you guys notice that Stackem is almost Steakumms? Does Jerma have an obssession with this type of name?

[@_-Lx-_]

This whole stream was legendary. Can't wait til we get to the 2nd act of the Dizzy Bird arc.

[@IDKWallaceBrown]

I've been waiting for Jerma to put this on KZbin. So good!

[@ReekieRoo2]

Me: Wins an arcade game. Arcade: Prize error, prize error, please consult an attendant.

[@jackpijjin4088]

"CHEEECK TICKETS! CHEEECK TICKETS!"

[@Mrpawsum2]

"I wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese" Fucking foreshadowing

[@LegionEmu396]

Today at dave and busters i spent at least 2 hours playing dizzy bird, and i understand why gambling addictions happen

[@CampGuardian]

i hope his chicken noise gets nominated for best noise

[@CelestialWitch]

Imagine watching the stream before being sent out to work at 9am and it comes to your lunchbreak at 1pm and you check back into the stream and he's still playing Dizzy Bird.

[@chairtuw7586]

this stream is the best jerma stream i have ever watched. seeing any part of it always makes me so happy

[@alienhatz3265]

"my hands are greased" classic excuse

[@corruptpolitician4533]

This is 100% PROOF that gamblers always quit right before they are about to win big.

[@newman6434]

5:06 nice cut there editor

[@collinarter2470]

Let it be known that Vinny Pizza Pasta of vinesauce won the dizzy chicken ball light game on like his 2nd or 3rd try.

[@antiguy360]

The beginning of this makes me think that Jerma is the cool uncle

[@GeeNo_]

Lmao!!! I like how it offered a bonus shot, just to keep him in.

[@thedualitysystem]

I feel like I've watched this stream a million times at this point.

[@fer_sler]

The Coin Game - Jerma wakes up from a seven year coma

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Streamer enters Chuck E Cheese, scares children and refuses to leave

[@Sevrgpro]

16:44 “I have to rip the Ethernet cable out I think” *patch notes flashbacks*

[@gabtype]

11:59 12:38 Mr. green slowly gaining its place as one of jerma's many split personalities

[@nothing-2-live-4]

my friend worked at a place that had a stackem game and he would just recharge my card for free over and over again, to the effect that it would have cost me hundreds of dollars to get the number of trys I had on the game if i were paying for real. He was trying to conspire with me to win the xbox one that was in the machine but I could never get passed that last block. couldnt overcome the rig.

[@Shadowonshadows]

Fun fact: The Great Gatsby is entering the public domain next year.