3 Easy Frozen Pizza Hacks

[@matthewjohnson569]

Josh is the most chaotic food goblin I've ever seen and I admire his dedication to waking up and chosing violence on a daily basis

[@brandonhofmann5479]

hes such an inspiration

[@tylerfrench1299]

Get your "I'm plenty scathed, I just hide it" Mythical Kitchen apron, available now for a limited time!

[@headlesszebra9857]

fun fact: the hungarian national handball men's team is not too shabby and their goal keeper, roland mikler is quite a beast! so good luck josh

[@evilbarrels2506]

That's exactly why he's being trained by them! I'm sure one of the other teams would love to learn his techniques.

[@TheJerseyNinja]

He never said he was trying to BE the goalie for the Hungarian National handball team, just that he’s been training with them. So he’s learning from a top tier team and goalie to then go play for the good ole US of A if they ever get a handball team to the Olympics lol

[@emmamehegan51]

I'm still at the beginning of the video, this comment makes the rest of the video look promising

[@quentinchoumont3437]

Your threshold for fun is very low. Also your standards for facts are also very low.

[@swimsvg1855]

@@quentinchoumont3437 i know i wont receive anything from typing this response but what in the holy hell is "standards for facts" Like... you know facts aren't like... subjective right?

[@Ari-ob9nj]

"Red Baron, I will be your baroness tonight." So, I'm guessing Josh is moving on from Monkey Snake just fine?

[@samsnightcores2418]

Nooo, this is pre-monkey Snake in 2018 remember, Josh doesn't have a haircut😭😭😭😂

[@rubyharris6119]

69th like

[@jacobellis7832]

NO WHAT JOSH AND MONKEY SNAKE HAD WAS PURELY PHYSICAL

[@samsnightcores2418]

@@jacobellis7832 that's what Josh wants us to believe in, but he knows it was more than that...

[@recoil53]

@@samsnightcores2418 We don't know when it ended with Monkey Snake. I think Josh is just rebounding hard from Monkey Snake.

[@Vlidery13]

Sometimes I feel like Josh is the ultimate proof that if you have adhd you can still accomplish a lot of things xD

[@peredhillover1]

He is so funny. I laugh more at his content then at most of what I watch on youtube

[@AP-qj2dd]

as someone with ADHD he makes me feel like i can do literally ANYTHING

[@Vlidery13]

@@AP-qj2dd just embrace the chaos and things will happen 😂💜

[@epocalypsefilms]

Josh and Michael Phelps!

[@awesomecat42]

ADHD has a kinda misleading name. In many cases it's much less an attention deficient and much more an attention directing deficient. If something is boring, it's basically hell. But if you enjoy what you're doing? You can do it all day long.

[@Zelphiez]

The fact that I was legitimately questioning whether Josh's story about his hair was true or not to the point of looking in the comments to see how other people took it says a lot of how convincing he can be. He is the most chaotic neutral person I've ever known.

[@aleyha_]

Same

[@kalinroar3366]

The dubstep reference threw a wrench in there for me ngl.

[@asmellyplumbus]

I'm still not sure.

[@vojtechnovacek7776]

I was confused but then Trevor appeared who wasn't there in April 2018 as Josh said is when they filmed that

[@marmarballz]

He mentioned the Podcast episode that just came out so I figured out that this couldn't be from 2018.

[@AGlimpseInside]

I’ve used three of the square Totino‘s pizzas to layer in taco toppings and make a baked taco pizza Thingamajig

[@buster_brownie3921]

Fun fact, those square totinos pizzas were round when I was a kid

[@tiffanyhoskins1123]

Sounds great

[@AGlimpseInside]

@@buster_brownie3921 oh yeah and they came in cardboard too👍

[@37castillo]

@@buster_brownie3921 and tasted better

[@kripsin1100]

I was thinking those Totino’s party pizzas would be perfect to make that lasagna. I got a freezer full of them and I’m for sure gonna try that.

[@jesshummel4715]

"As if there wasn't already enough pizza in the cheese" -josh 2021

[@aleyha_]

I was waiting for him to catch himself

[@stdoval]

Josh 2018* didn't you listen to what he said in the intro?

[@vespidfuan2262]

i was on my way to the comments to make fun of him already lmao

[@rage_in_fluxus]

I came here to make sure someone else caught it, yesss

[@stdoval]

@JSE Games it's a deepfake reshoot, clearly

[@kendramangan]

"Rustic chaos" should be Josh's cooking style phrase for basically everything. Also a good band name idea.

[@wooly9976]

Trevor with the life saver! “Drink the ranch!”

[@mikemccleary3039]

I believe that one day, ONE DAY, Josh won't overheat the sauce pan.

[@DewDewMegaDeeDee]

Keep dreaming, bud

[@travisalexander9394]

That prophecy will never come to be.

[@mikemccleary3039]

I got faith in my boi.

[@ggonzale69]

Josh with the glasses and dressed all in black calling himself “The Baroness”? Yup. GI Joe fans can’t unsee that. 😂

[@bearpawdgamr2785]

Giant pizza bread pudding casserole. the unfiltered joy and subsequent giggle that sentence created for josh was so wholesome!

[@Benni777]

I love how Josh was just talking about the Fermi Paradox. Maybe he should talk about more philosophy while cooking or on the podcast 😂

[@Tieflingsbian]

That's not philosophy 😂 The Fermi Paradox is a scientific hypothesis! A neat thought experiment!

[@unm0vedm0ver]

Shame he butchered it tho, he mixed the Great Filter into the explanation

[@General12th]

@@unm0vedm0ver And even then, it's only one aspect of the Great Filter. Most filters are behind us, not ahead of us. It's more likely that humanity is the only civilization around than the possibility that the Universe is filled with civilizations and somehow _every single one of them_ has/is destroying itself with no chance of expanding into space.

[@Subsistence69]

@@General12th well it didn’t take *us* too long

[@General12th]

@@Subsistence69 We're not doomed yet. Believing we are won't make anything better.

[@NicohleAlise]

In the Golden Girls Sophia tells a story where she mentions Mama Celeste. As well as the "Mama Celeste up" scene from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead. So pretty sure it was a common thing if not the actual product name for a time.

[@yamo_chan]

The hidden side of Josh. “I’m plenty scathed. I just hide it”. That happy-go-lucky demeanour is all a rouse!

[@kchortu]

in "Dont Tell Mom The Babysitter is Dead" they called it mama celeste

[@MeleeTiger]

"Some people say I eat like an animal, nah, I eat like a goblin" ... Now I want to put a goblin chef in one of my campaigns named Josh XD Keeps making weird jokes and palm heal striking things.

[@MeleeTiger]

Update, I have put a goblin chef in a campaign named Jawsch, he runs the cafeteria at an MIB like agency that deals with the paranormal.

[@QueenGtros]

@@MeleeTiger Please tell me Jawsch has at least a level or two in Monk so he can palm heel strike properly.

[@juniperrb]

@@MeleeTiger we need more updates.

[@bryanmagitz3804]

I was hoping he would keep that long hair and do an episode of GMM with Rhett whilst both having MAGNIFICENT hair

[@angrymario8259]

That hair looked so much better

[@CutiePastry118]

Probably too hot in that kitchen though, but I liked his long hair

[@bryanmagitz3804]

@@angrymario8259 The longer hair was such a visual way to show his chaotic personality

[@KnightOfDoom9765]

I agree the long mess really fit the vibe of the show. Like this def looks cleaner and if thats what he's going for more power to 'im y'know. But also if he feels like growing it out again it's a good look for him.

[@estevanfelix2551]

It looked like he still ruined the waffle maker lol

[@ScubaJen11]

Can we have a moment of silence for Josh’s hair? The length added to his lovable chaos.

[@AdamFloro]

Was he joking about this vid being from 2018 and them doing a deepfake for the intro? Deepfakes are pretty easy.

[@AdamFloro]

Oh he plugged this week's podcast, he was joking lol

[@flynnjf]

ikr bring it back 💔💔

[@JohnA...]

Technically nightmares are dreams, so I guess Josh isn't lying.

[@annlabuda604]

I've only ever known it to be called "Mama Celeste" since, well, I've never heard of it before Josh mentioned it in this video. I guess Mama Celeste hasn't made her way to Texas lol

[@goldilox369]

I thought it was Mama Celeste as well... So he's not crazy. However, I think I was conflating that with Mama Rosa's which is a cheaper frozen pizza available at Walmart. Who knows? 🤷

[@AuntieDawnsKitchen]

I'd always thought of them as Marie Celeste, but of course the pizza always makes it into its port

[@KittyKraftStudio]

Surely it must be at the Walmarts

[@elexispaul2740]

Me: Did Josh cut his hai- Josh: NO, I did NOT cut my hair

[@hey_this_is_a_handle]

Nice pfp.

[@justinliberti5917]

14:04 Josh, I was a picky eater growing up and my mom struggled to find things I liked. Mama Celeste was one of them. I grew up sustaining on that frozen pizza for lunch at elementary school and it was NEVER called 'Celeste' in my house. The Mama was added. Always. Honestly, I've never met anyone who actually exclusively called it just 'Celeste'. If they did, I would have taken the pizza away from them. This was such a great moment I am so glad you stopped to talked about it!

[@broklond]

I'm just happy that the hungarian handball team had been mentioned in a foreign show that could not be farther away from handball. This means our national team gets the recognition they deserve :)

[@carlosvictor622]

I can total see Josh screaming at his grandmother the same way he screams at Trevor and Nicole lol

[@keepmewierd]

I can only assume there’s a bet pool going for how many times Josh can say “bootyhole boys” before they get demonetized lol

[@ericmorrison278]

Omg! The Lasagna!!! I have been wanting to use those nice rectangle cheap tostinos pizzas as each noodle layer. My family thought i was insane for it!

[@jenniferpagefeddersen8616]

Thank you all for your show. It seriously takes my 30 year old mind off of so much drama. :( I can't sleep tonight .. just really struggling right now. Lonely and stressed haha. I will get through this though. Thank you again!

[@rgoodfellow]

It’s ok to not be ok. ❤️ same boat honestly.

[@englishatheart]

As a, sadly, 37 year old who has had depression and anxiety pretty much my entire life and who has no support system or a single person I can truly count on, I wish it were that easy to take my mind off wishing I no longer existed.

[@rgoodfellow]

@@englishatheart I’m so sorry. I hope you have better days ahead. What can I do to help?

[@jenniferpagefeddersen8616]

Christine C. I'm so sorry to hear that. I was diagnosed with Generalized anxiety disorder... but I don't wish this or what you have on ANYONE. My heart is withb to and everyone suffering these awful illnesses.. thank you for reaching out. It is terrible hearing I'm not alone, while oddly comforting too. Hang in there. Also same to you r goodfellow. Thank you for reaching out and I wish you happiness and relief from the sadness and drama. No one deserves to feel that at all

[@scottjasper5424]

Josh is endlessly entertaining

[@secretforreddit]

10:43 "...if there wasn't enough pizza already in the cheese." You okay there Josh?

[@BrandonMichelle]

Natalie Imbruglia was great! And Torn was one of the best hits of the 90's!

[@laurenmontgomery421]

Guys I’m starting to thing Josh did get a haircut. WWEEEIIIRRRDDDDD

[@anniemal8030]

I miss the Hercules hair to be completely honest, it was beautiful

[@GrahamSmith1523]

No.

[@brycesasser6204]

@@GrahamSmith1523 yes

[@jenniferpagefeddersen8616]

Maybe. I don't know. Can you repeat the question? Lmao! Jk jk!

[@rgoodfellow]

SO beautiful! 😭😭😭

[@hunterfox6176]

@@jenniferpagefeddersen8616 You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big

[@Johnny2Gats]

Celeste pizzas were my go to after school snack/dinner. 10 for $10 and my mom would load up the basement freezer like once every month or two. The good old days 👌

[@Shady899]

This was by far my favorite episode I've watched so far of Mythical Kitchen. I usually like videos with multiple people but this was so fun and enjoyable. I love the way Josh can have such a good time with himself. Loved all the hacks and hope to try one or two out soon!

[@greedybeastie9828]

I love the carnage that Josh brings to the kitchen! 🤣

[@Judymontel]

Oh Josh - I needed you today. Thanks for being you - I'm smiling again!

[@TheBeardedTrooper]

I was hoping so much for Josh to rock a Mullet for a little while, but that dream has been crushed :(

[@WiF_Gaming]

Love Josh’s love for Dubstep! I connect at another Level

[@amza6826]

SHPMTLO is not an acronym/abreviation, SHPMTLO is a way of living.

[@Bikes4beers]

Josh is so hilarious. His humor and chaos get me every time.

[@vygalnix7769]

I don’t want to eat any of these dishes, but I do enjoy watching you so much. You’re such a nut.

[@PrimePlaythroughs]

So, Chopped does crossovers all the time. They need to reach out to Josh to do a mini-event for mythical foods and baskets, and after the tournament, they face Josh.

[@carella211]

This new guy doesn't have the same chaotic energy as Josh, but i think he might still work out.

[@thebluereason]

therapist: clean cut Josh can't hurt you clean cut Josh:

[@kiros414]

Josh: 'ricotta is great for deserts" me: this man deserves some ricotta pancakes

[@JeffreyFournier]

I drove my grandpa down to Florida one time and he said my music sounded like a funeral and a circus wrapped in one. lol

[@MikeOrkid]

Hands down, Aldi has the best "frozen" pizzas. Huge, fridge temp and like $5.

[@SarahJeanCole]

Josh saying "there isn't enough pizza on the cheese" lmao I love josh's funnies. All my love from Michigan ❤️

[@KittyKraftStudio]

"I've had like the best lasagnas at the finest Italian restaurants in LA including but not limited to Olive Garden and Bacadoobobo." 😂

[@getsetready]

Really appreciate the slow-mo Josh touching the foods

[@KingTitan746]

My entire family has literally always called them "Mama Celeste" I just now learned from this video that's not what they're called.

[@thewebcamboyz]

The mandela effect is strong in this one.

[@starlightbrigade2789]

They had a name change dw you're not crazy they took Mama out of the name not that long ago

[@waldllwyn139]

The lady who did create the pizza company was nicknamed or referred as Mama Celeste back in the 80s before she died, I also think her other cheap frozen competitor Mrs. P's pizza influences others to add the Mama; another female title to the Celeste pizza's

[@goldilox369]

@@waldllwyn139 see? That's what I thought. I haven't seen Mrs P's, but I have seen Mama Rosa's. That's where I think I got my confusion from. Plus, I did think they had changed the name.

[@astraldragon01]

I question how many pots this kitchen goes through. What is the replacement rate?

[@sliceofpay]

Not surprised then since they always agressively stir non stick pans with metal utensils lol

[@hanalec8472]

I kind of get jittery when they don’t scrape all the stuff out of the containers. Eg. the cheese from the saucepan and the cream from that measuring cup. Anyone else feel the same?

[@astraldragon01]

@@hanalec8472 I can understand your issue with it, me I am not that bothered but for the more complete cook or those with OCD tendency it would hurt watching this channel at times

[@hanalec8472]

@@astraldragon01 😅 I’m in the latter group.

[@hanalec8472]

@@sliceofpay my mom says the same thing every time I show her a MK video

[@chandlerchase2426]

That was a 1/4 gal of chocolate milk Josh couldn’t control himself.

[@onedayseoul]

the way josh's cheeks puffed up when he said CRAZY at 14:21 makes me feel crazy, how did he even do that

[@tiffanycampbell4889]

I've finally seen another person who likes ranch on lasagna! I feel validated.

[@wayneregretzki5491]

ive been making pizza sandwich for YEARS... feels pretty validating seeing it done on the channel

[@Snooopid]

Josh is throwing me off with his Cheston Prep hair. I'm so used to him with his Chad from Long Beach hair.

[@EricTechstuffs]

"Baby Ruth?" I love the Goonies !!! Making sloth with Mortadella may get entered in the Food Oscars ! Thank you Josh !!!! 😛

[@user-hp4vg3ek2y]

We need a whole show surrounding pizza from josh.

[@deltavictor8369]

Did anyone else notice the bug crawling on the counter around the ten minute mark? That's... Actually exactly the level of food safety I would expect from the mythical kitchen

[@artttard]

Josh is every hyperactive, unsupervised 10-year-old.

[@phoenixshadow4631]

As someone who loves Fermi paradoxes I feel obligated to say thank you to Josh for referencing one of the theoretical endpoints to the paradox. Endpoints other than all forms of sentient life died or will die before they got the chance to meet one another, include things like no species can achieve space travel at a fast enough speed to meet one another without destroying themselves, no other sentient species has developed beyond Earth because multicellular life hasn't evolved or at least hasn't evolved to the point necessary for animal like life, etc.

[@drygrapejce8020]

Alternate title: lactose intolerant nightmare

[@batstitchinsane3607]

I can feel my stomach hurting just looking at that plate of cheese XD

[@Alyssa_]

This channel is so under rated

[@aleksejkrpan]

You actually brought Tintin as a guest star, nice!

[@floweralameida19]

"Did cheese fall on me? Is it raining cheese?" -Josh Scherer, 2021

[@kennethkennedy3523]

"As if there wasn't enough pizza in the cheese..." Yeah totally Josh.

[@4xdblack]

I was making myself scrambled eggs, talking to myself about the Fermi Paradox, as I was getting myself ready to watch this video.

[@Seventysieben]

I think the Josh haircut can uncontroversially be classed as “wildly unpopular”

[@maggotbitch]

Idk if that's a joke I'm not getting, but I think it's hott

[@musigalglo]

I like it

[@wolftitan]

If you love Evanescence I highly recommend "Within Temptation" or "In This Moment". Yes never thought I'd write this comment in the section of a video about pizza hacks.

[@ohsnapitscass626]

yes!!!! finally, some more appreciation for within temptation 😭

[@wolftitan]

@@ohsnapitscass626 Well I discovered them in 2019 and loved them ever since. The first song I ever heard was "Supernova", it got me hooked. Oh and sorry about the whole Anakin thing XD LOL

[@ohsnapitscass626]

@@wolftitan i’ve loved them since 2013 and my first song was angels, i’ve been addicted since. don’t worry about ani, i’ll just wait till i see him again lolol

[@Janoha17]

Has GMM done a "Will It Nacho" episode? If not, they should, and that last dish should be one of the options.

[@alenapiano4420]

Everyone's talking about Joshs hair, meanwhile I'm just sitting here, in terror, asking myself, what the hell happened at 4:23 "Baby süß?", no baby ain't cute, baby terrifying!

[@austinknight5881]

I see your Natalie Imbruglia reference, Josh, and I appreciate it. Did kinda wonder if you were making a reference to Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta at first, tho

[@alexanderjones5109]

josh is absolutely an insane person and i love him for it

[@bread4108]

I did not expect to here about the Fermi paradox while watching cooking in the morning... guess I forgot the channel I’m on

[@abe423]

10:44 "As if there wasn't enough pizza already in the cheese" you can tell him is falling apart. Lmao

[@antitatr7438]

Josh looks like a baby boy with his hair short lol

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Josh Is an absolute genius. Love his work.

[@HeavyMetalGamingOfficial]

2022 we want bearded Josh

[@rgoodfellow]

The people NEED it.

[@Cocoxgrey]

Josh has really been loving on Louisiana lately and I'm for it

[@JT-uw5xi]

as an irish person the words "handball goalie" made absolutely no sense because our handball involves two people, a little ball, and a wall

[@MrSplic3r]

In the USA, that's frequently referred to as wall ball

[@rachelcrislip0]

I'm totally using the pizza muffeltta recipe for one of my wedding potluck dishes 😋 love the show, love Josh ❤

[@leanneatwork5937]

Good thing Josh didn't cut his hair I was worried about that

[@nendo4344]

I’ve finally found inspiration to start cooking for myself, largely thanks to mythical kitchen, and I do gotta say: Josh’s palm heel strike method is a significantly easier way to deal with fresh garlic

[@imstupiddragon99]

This is the most sacrilegious muffuleta I've ever seen. But I wanna try it

[@DismemberTheAlamo]

The lettuce and tomato is the biggest sin might as well have slapped mayo on it while he was at it

[@goldilox369]

@@DismemberTheAlamo agree. He couldn't use spinach? At least that is Italian seeming.

[@DismemberTheAlamo]

@@goldilox369 - no Its meat, cheeze, olive salad nothing else

[@goldilox369]

@@DismemberTheAlamo yeah, I know. But if he was going to bastardize it, he could have at least used spinach leaves. Actually I was thinking Vincenzo from Vincenzo's Plate should review this video. LoL. That would be fun.

[@DismemberTheAlamo]

@@goldilox369 - he already bastardized it by using pizza crusts. you only get 1, and that was less of a sin than adding lettuce and tomato lol

[@christinagay3354]

"Eigt... It's like that scene in Blood Sport. You know... The best one." The more I watch of you, the more I realize we would be best friends in real life.

[@daddyraksa2228]

I love how chaotic Josh is.

[@0YouHadToBeThere0]

Evanescence, getting the recognition they deserve

[@antsrok5077]

I always get sad when josh shows up with a new haircut. Long haired Josh and short haired Josh are two different people and are great but one is clearly superior

[@TheVFDGamer]

i really like the slowmo shots of josh pouring or eating

[@Spug]

He said "that's what you want" like 3 times and I'm not so sure that's true.

[@cycolinaVEVO]

I love that you guys are back on the old schedule

[@Luvcook]

"Leftover pizza " is a myth.

[@DesignIncase]

Yeah it's just a multiday Dinner. The only meal you can sleep in between.

[@Luvcook]

@@DesignIncase very true.

[@BlakeHoliday]

I made the muffaleta last night, and just tasted it this morning. I have to say, it's incredible. I suggest y'all run out to your grocery store immediately, get the ingredients and then smash the Like button on this video. You won't be sorry! It's easy and delicious! Thanks Mythical Kitchen.

[@starsxcore]

Josh looks so young with that hair...

[@ryan.holland]

There’s not enough comments about Josh’s hair so I’d like to say it looks really different but it looks good

[@chriswillem5060]

Seeing Josh with a fresh cut and no hat is weird.

[@alexandrapitchford4932]

I absolutely also called them Mama Celeste XD