3 FLURRIES?! 3 HANDS?! | Ascension 20 Watcher Run | Slay the Spire

[@extra7131]

ah yes the ol “switch stance = 27 block for free” watcher run. Love these

[@mirageowl]

Chat: "This deck could burst from half head giant head right?" Jorbs: "By half you perhaps mean 90%?"

[@amirhafeji4840]

For those of you thinking “three hands? Humans only have 2!” At the start of the video, jorbs says “i have one more of these in me” implying he has an extra hand

[@Ventoms519]

"... is pretty killable here with blasphemy" *instantly draws blasphemy*

[@mrinfinity5557]

1:18:12 :The 7 page muda be like

[@wackchild]

laugh. laugh at the jojoke.

[@mrinfinity5557]

@@wackchild as if there havent been a ton more in the comments

[@Furthermore26]

This is the most absurd deck I've ever seen. I couldn't believe the insane damage AND block coming out of that deck. Really, really crazy.

[@samepicgamer]

jorbs is lying, human beings only have 2 hands

[@ciaran9169]

Fool, jorbs has ascended past humanhood

[@ricksterlias]

!3arms

[@douwemusic]

Wreath of Flame is just a weird Flex but ok

[@shakacien]

Vault+blasphemy = Self-Yeet

[@jakestavinsky3480]

You ever get tired of losing so you decide to just punch, but punch a lot?

[@Mewseeker]

"consecutive normal punches"

[@EnDeRBeaT]

@@Mewseeker Killer move, serious series, serious punch. *Plays Heavy blade+ with 100+ strength*

[@tomjackal5708]

goshhhh it's so relaxing to go from time eater counting how many cards you're playing to 2nd act 3 boss, like don't have to do quadrilateral math about 'do i play this flurry of blows on the handed enemy or pass the turn'

[@tomjackal5708]

medkit is always helping thank you medkit ♥

[@PhazonOmega]

Why is there a mini-KZbin Jorbs? Been wondering for a while.

[@skyarmyjd3]

Mini-KZbin Jorbs is the ultimate being

[@HydropolisCity]

4:00 looks at title of video...

[@stephaniemiller9269]

Where did you get that orange hoodie? Your hoodies always look so comfy.

[@SuperCookiemonsterzz]

Why did you play dark shackles at the heart?

[@OmnomthePie]

Probably thought it was better to exhaust it out of the deck to make draws more consistent, rather than it only doing something on 1/3 turns. Much better to draw another tantrum or whatever. Especially with calipers mean he can bank block from the buff/debuffs turns.

[@inakiarias7465]

@@OmnomthePie That and it activated Crush Joints

[@Belinera]

3 FURRIES?

[@Rhxyy]

✋🐦✋3 hands coment section ✋🐦 ✋we have 3 hands ✋🐦✋

[@rkrokberg]

I read it as "3 furries" and thought we were gonna get into some kinky shit

[@trolltheburrito5123]

my winrate with watcher is like 80% compared to like 20% on ironclad I think she’s busted

[@tomvandalen2212]

Watcher runs into balancing issues because she deals insane damage, has retain, and the best block cards in the game (talk to the hand, wallop shouldn't have been made). Ironclad and Silent were made during a time in the game where you won through careful card management and nice scaling. The defect already made things bad with the orbs/focus being broken. Because everything focus is broken the Defect is a weird character that either is winning hard or losing hard. For the Watcher they didn't make the same mistakes as with the defect but the Watcher's damage output is still completely insane.

[@kannkarate6994]

@@tomvandalen2212 are we talking A20 here? The defect broken? If you see 100 Focus for sure but setting up and getting there...its like saying ironclad ist broken due to corruption Branch...the watcher is way more unbalanced due to not much turns for setting up needed

[@WingedEspeon]

I think she is fine. I belive I have a better winrate with Ironclad on a20 than Watcher and I know I have a better winrate with a20 Ironclad without snecko eye than a20 Watcher without snecko eye.

[@kannkarate6994]

@@WingedEspeon watcher is pretty complicated but has too much stuft going for her. No energy problems even at 3 energy, easiest act1 even with the starter deck and you can build sick decks without any rares at all.

[@suunraze]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJ_ZgoyknbqajKM Dark Shackles + Vault would have worked, right? edit: nevermind it wasn't even close to relevant lol

[@LoMoNoCrAt]

thin deck daddy

[@deerinheadlights32]

On god i read 3 furries and was like h o l u p

[@josephritchhart998]

Not saying this is good gameplay mechanics, but I think it would be more fun if blasphemy dealt like 500 damage or something rather then outright killing you. Stupid fun decks might actually be able to block for that much.

[@marisakirisame1394]

it deals 999 damage and intangible reduces it to 1

[@nickmorgan3042]

Marisa Kirisame it’s actually 999,999 damage I believe. But yes intangible is one of the few ways to mitigate it. Of course the best way to mitigate it is to win the fight that turn ;)

[@marisakirisame1394]

@@nickmorgan3042 'crazy' synergy idea: fossilized helix + blasphemy

[@nalsium2828]

@@marisakirisame1394 Sign me up

[@Njugi22]

@@marisakirisame1394 It should work, as does Intangible (2 stacks) and Buffer iirc, but Orange Pellets does not as you receive a buff, not a debuff.

[@evanchristianson3730]

Watcher is unethical