3 Ways to beat The Tethered from Us (2019)

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[@moss_yt]

Imagine you’re a military receptionist, just sitting at your desk, pretty boring day, and then some dude calls you and says “Ok, so there’s this movie...”

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

I'd humor them Because WHO WOULD DO THAT so this has gotta be good

[@kylehaskell8916]

It'd make your watch go by quicker too

[@somerandompasserby477]

Moss Meh. Heck, I’d be up for it.

[@princessthyemis]

Lol!!!

[@oh-no-not-me]

That would actually make my day XD I'mma call that desk operator girl "Delilah" 😏

[@mariavillegas5951]

*The tethered dont know where you are if you dont know where you are* Step one: *Get lost*

[@elisechalk6669]

That's actually genius

[@callmej3821]

That is a lot better than any of th ideas in the video

[@randomimagination1172]

Smartest person here 😂

[@bubbzzztf]

2000 iq

[@Adrian-xh2kh]

big brain

[@ferdeos]

i cant stop laughing at how when the person gets on a plane and out of the county, i just imagine the tether just running underground at an unreasonable speed to catch up

[@ettubrute197]

You right wtf how would they get across the world to get you? They can’t go across the ocean because ITS THE OCEAN and they got the same stamina as you so ain’t no way they the can catch up

[@toysgamesandmore1386]

So you mean scp 096

[@awhahoo]

@@toysgamesandmore1386 *looks at 096 while at the moon* “try to get me bit- OH GOD OH-“

[@mag-narwhal]

funny image but i dont think it would be a probmle because the tetherd just keep walking but into walls if they dont have space

[@eggeggington606]

@@awhahoo 096 just eats $500 of Taco Bell and blasts into space

[@mrbookworm13]

Just watched the film, and I realized a lot of people are like “it’s such a dumb plan, it makes no sense” well yeah you all forget Red (the one kidnapped) was literally six, and had no education after being with the tethered. I agree with the confusion on how the plan was implanted, but in terms of the plan, yeah seems like a six year old’s plan.

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

A REALLY angry six-year old's plan,honestly.. Though,yet again-Red (Before her time in the tethered) probably had.knew/known that her parents used to fought a lot,let alone we could possibly imply that she must've and/or might've been bullied in school as well,so that _could be_ a factor in her plan as well.. Like those plans whereas a kid, -when they can't take any more of the bullying/lack of help with said bulliying in school (and it's complete utter bullshit to get help at that point) anymore_, decides that they want _to go and corner/confront_ the other kid/s that's bullying and harassing them,and completely go *_utter batshit on the other kid/s until they stop doing it to them anymore (A complete mental breakdown and eventually they'll be reduced to nothing than blood,teeth and even possibly a suspension/an expulsion from and eventual criminal charges/lawsuit put on the kid's parents and/or the school-levels of Batshit insanity,as I presume it to be-yes? Full beast-mode on them bullies,yo!)_*_ y'know? Something like that? Yeah,exactly._ Maybe in Little Red's (Aiedilae's) eyes at the time,her Tethered self was seen as _"The bully/mean girl who stole my mommy,Daddy AND MY LIFE,so I must go back up there so I can kill/get rid of her..and I'mma gonna need some help with that/these weirdies are gonna help me with it.."_

[@ana-do5dx]

no but theyre tethered. so everything red knows, adeleide also knows. hence the whole skill set thing

[@beneinstine6830]

most dumb part of the movie is that almost half the populations if usa lives near borders leaving middle area of the map almost empty imagine how long they would have to walk to join the line for people who killed their surface double early or those in border to reach the end of line if they were late at killing their surface counterpart

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@beneinstine6830 Or there were underground centers like the one in California that were ready.

[@beneinstine6830]

@@tonypeppermint5329 i am not talking about reaching their dupes i am taking about joining hands

[@flyingstonemon3564]

How to beat them? Step 1: Don't be from the USA. Step 2: Profit

[@ChefGameplay]

*laughing in australian *

[@GreatRusio]

@@ChefGameplay bro we don't even exist

[@ChefGameplay]

Facts

[@derek_thatkid]

Chef ticks **laughs* *in* *alien* * Area 51 shall protecc me

[@Quirrel]

@@guydudeson6781 ICE we got one here.

[@masapopovic9022]

ok but can we talk about the dedication of this man who called an actual military base for a fictional movie scenario?

[@MajorArtillary]

Shit dude, all the tax money they get? They better answer any question they get.

[@animeandstuff5377]

@@bluemoonarcher lmao y one time I on the nike website and since I was bored I decided to entertain the worker on chat but you know they don't care lmao cause personally I wouldn't mind entertainment

[@spookydonkey513]

Jokes on him. He’s on a government watch list now.

[@landonhall2251]

I was surprised she actually answered the question too

[@diegoleonardia5358]

@@landonhall2251 I'm guessing there's a motive. There's always a motive. Whether it be PR or she was bored as fuck that day

[@AustinJASMR]

Here's an idea: Watch your children. The whole reason Red got kidnapped by her tether is because she wandered off and got lost in a mirror maze. If her parents had just kept their eyes on her, the movie would've been just a few minutes long.

[@Gotenks827]

Exactly! I was yelling at her and her parents during the entire opening! "NO STOP DON'T JUST WALK AWAY FROM YOUR PARENTS?! WHAT IS HE DOING?! wATCH HER"

[@lyricirwinn]

im sure the tether would have found a way to kidnap her in a different situation

[@acecashman1237]

@@lyricirwinn no, it literally only happened because the tether saw Ade in the mirror house otherwise it would've just been another event less day

[@kaybirt6429]

dumbass parents

[@wzxed]

parenting 101 lol

[@marcopuma4561]

The solution: Unleash the *June Man*

[@TKMMA_]

Haha

[@skfotedar]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

It's all fun and games until the Florida man born in june appears

[@M1LKBO1-]

Y e s

[@senorsombrero1275]

Plan B: unleash Florida Man

[@thegreatBarbossa]

The secret to beat the Tethered is to make them flirt with June Guys girl. Then June Guy will ascend and use his godlike powers to whipe them from earth.

[@impulserenity1105]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@greenvoodoo8366]

You forgot about that June Guys girl is the daughter of the March Dad

[@matthewprue1010]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[@nbrammer_]

Wtf are you doing here barber

[@smolchungus9213]

Windy Green they fucked 2 times over

[@EnigmacTheFirst]

This mad lad actually called a military base asking questions about a fictional movie scenario.

[@Arizonakiller7]

Its called a Pro Gamer Move

[@tartra]

And they answered!! I hope Kim gets to see this. If not to just prove that it really was for a KZbin video.

[@littlered6340]

Big energy

[@transhumanistgamer8963]

The director of War of the Worlds (1953) asked the military how well the US would have fared against HG Wells' original tripods. He was told that the US military at that time would have been able to beat the martians no problems. That's why the alien ships have force fields in that (and subsequent) movie. So at least the military has a history of being asked about scenarios involving fictional stories.

[@sespider]

So? It's called research. Which is clearly far more then Jordan Peele did for his crap film.

[@EmpressAaliyah]

If someone's top speed is the same as yours then as long as you have a headstart they won't catch you until you get tired. And if your stamina is the same too, then you'll both get tired at the same time.

[@morgantollhall]

I don't know about that. Who got a full night of sleep the night before? Who skipped breakfast? Who is more motivated?

[@EmpressAaliyah]

@@morgantollhall true, but since we don't know those factors they're to be disregarded.

[@M0YO]

@@morgantollhall well since they are tethered wouldn’t they have slept the same amount of time and eat breakfast too?

[@morgantollhall]

@@M0YO hmm, maybe? Living only on rabbit would probably mean some nutritional deficiencies.

[@M0YO]

@@morgantollhall yea i can see that but there are a lot of plot holes in this movie, like the fact they only eat rabbits you would think the tethered would look drastically different from the counterparts due to malnutrition. only thing i can think of is that since they’ve been down there so long they’ve adapted over generations to get the most nutritional value out of rabbits? still, it is a pretty far stretch and you’re right.

[@asecretivealt6668]

"Now neither of us will be virgins!" *W h a t*

[@evanabbott2737]

That was a great joke!😁

[@TrelliessRose]

What?!

[@nolawstar6552]

selfcest

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

I’m glad somebody commented this I’m shocked it’s not a top comment

[@addyshorhnr3544]

How I would get my tether to leave.

[@janibii_608]

hahaha I would automatically survive because my tethered would be so lazy it wouldn't even go to the surface

[@thatguyenzoo]

ItsMabey my teather would be laying down or sitting my lazy ass on my PC

[@Aromantha]

Mood

[@jharris9898]

you mean you wouldn't ;)

[@sh0tsumedits]

Ugh.. I'll invade the surface TOMORROW, Mom.

[@GnSay]

Facts

[@kimeakins4633]

"The Tethered share the same skillset as their surface doubles." "This video is sponsored by skillshare." I see what you did there.

[@sokka4875]

time to play Us on Hardcore mode

[@CyanBalloon]

Maybe the tethered all have scissors AND a subscription to SkillShare to learn their doubles' skillset.

[@theeguy9022]

so would it just be a battle of who kills themself first

[@cloudtender8813]

''The Tethered share the same skillset as their surface doubles'' So mine would be more likely to kill themself than me because im pure shit !

[@WillZill]

June man is like if Florida man was a simp

[@visible-gen0315]

if they tried to kill me..... Tethered: "trying to kill me" Me: But thats illegal Tethered: UnDeRsTaNdAbLe HaVe A nIcE dAy

[@CKzoidYT]

Wear a shrek mask then they wont attack you becuase they think your shrek

[@charsweetasjasmine]

CK zoidYT smart

[@ravjohn6574]

@Flaming gaming *Shrek

[@TKMMA_]

You mean *guitarplay’s* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh This is a reference to the immigrant song if you haven’t heard it just look up immigrant song by Led Zeppelin

[@BendySnowball]

This comment is stupid because it hypothetically doesn't account for the tethered's language in the deep lore. Instead of saying "UnDeRsTaNdAbLe HaVe A nIcE dAy" they would say "ASDOIOQIWEJOIDNASODIASNFDDCDOcdcnckdJSCNDCOudsjnO:CjDSIOcjdsoclnMSD:Codscjdscdc?!!!"

[@5073311]

If Red's parents were just better parents everyone would be alive

[@danyelleorr-mcneil4711]

Thank you! That's what I said. "First of all, if she hadn't of wondered off..." 🤣🤣

[@rhiannonthrasher7747]

@@danyelleorr-mcneil4711 I thought the same thing at first. But then a comment by a KZbinr got me thinking. Basically they said that while the Tethered as a whole copy the movements and actions from their above-ground counterparts, somehow, the two Adelaides were different. The government created the Tethered to control us. While they failed, Adelaide and her double were the only successful ones. That's why in the beginning, we see Adelaide wander off onto the boardwalk for seemingly no reason, instead of staying with her parents. Her double wandered through the tunnels until she found the escalator that eventually lead to the exit. Then when she saw Adelaide get lost in the mirror fun house, she waited until it was the time to strike. Notice how we don't hear her double also smacking into mirrors or immediately turning around to face Adelaide when they meet. And again during the flashback at the end, right before the chocking scene, we see Adelaide's double peeking out from a corner and give a sinister grin, when she sees Adelaide. And in the movie, we find out that when the fake Adelaide took her place above ground, the real one was being controlled, instead of the other way around.

[@simplygamin07]

@@rhiannonthrasher7747 That's brilliant actually

[@Arashi0100]

Agreed

[@deadinside5431]

Why all teenagers talk shit on bad parenting when they don’t know anything about it and maybe becomes a worse one

[@raphaelhewitt2207]

*the tethered have all the same skills* My tethered: runs for 2 minutes then passes out, hyperventilating

[@theeguy9022]

i think mine would just use the huge lung capacity to scream me to death.....we could make a death metal vid

[@mckennaneff7637]

Mine would meet me at a club and have the time of our lives

[@A_FatPenguin]

We listen to Hamilton and badly sing together Whoever passes out from the bad singing dies

[@ratticustheemperor]

my tethered: *still in the underground facility because laziness*

[@yaykruser]

Mine would get an Ipad and kill me om Fortnite.

[@goodvibes8923]

One thing Ive always questioned about this movie universe is what about disabled ppl? Youd assume some of the tethered would be in wheelchairs, have a mental disability, or be otherwise physically disabled? But then again I didnt watch the movie so maybe they addressed it lmao. Also Id assume if youre tethered and your tether was in some kinda gang or cult, youd be gone fairly quickly.

[@kris_3220]

wheelchair s p e e d

[@haydenmize3149]

Well the population is 300 million for the USA and they only need like 4 million tethered assuming that you about half of the victims can defeat themselves in combat, so the disabled population might have just been left down there.

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

HaydenMize3 yeah..and even _more disturbingly-The Disabled (Hint: _*_Mentally/intelligently_*_ ) Tethered probably had ACTUALLY been killed and caniblized by their fellow, Non-disabled Tethered kin,akin/similar to that-of..Abuse towards people with disabilities (unfortunately!) when the rabbits weren't available at the time occasionally,at best.. Physically? Yeah,something similar to that as well,just less abusive yet deadly in-nature apparently.._ _A Tether in a gang though? Death (or at least,fatal injury at best) for said doppelgänger,honestly. but one in A CULT!? That's a toughie;50/50-they'll (the cult/tether themselves) probably be killed/death would come to both Tethered _*_and_*_ Tether or the cult would accept the doppelgänger as a secret twin to one of their followers and belong to the community/commune as one of their own,whether or not it's a death-centric cult or otherwise-it could be a bit of an iffy at best,again-honestly.._

[@cortex8239]

@@sharonspears-mandeville2369 What

[@clarkydarklestein5514]

@@aduckofsomesort based haha

[@aureus79]

What wasnt calculated when we counted the tethered numbers is that elevation only works additively in this situation,it doesnt cancel itself out,so if we go up 500ft. And then down 500ft. We would need extra people for 1k ft.,not for 0. So it would be a much bigger number than presented. I hope i made sense

[@audrey6287]

“so i wondered.” *literally calls the military base asking about a movie*

[@brobz8189]

Demiclea they even have a solution for a zombie apocalypse

[@yunoblazing9989]

@@brobz8189 What is the solution?

[@brobz8189]

Pokin Art this is what I could find I didn't look long though en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CONOP_8888

[@InvaderTak176]

Bzbenson@ the zombie apocalypse is really just for food shortages.

[@jjtomecek1623]

@@brobz8189 just read through the pdf and it's actually hilarious and well worth the time. There's even a mention of the game Plants vs. Zombies in it.

[@weebosaurus3894]

This mad lad actually rang up a military base to help with his video. That’s an A for effort from me.

[@aaronweers8697]

Right!? Who the fuck actually calls up the military and ask them how they could help in a movie scenario? Lol!

[@Blackhawkhelicopter8393]

I live next to camp parks and yes they are very nice

[@semimad100]

i'd call it autism but to each their own i guess

[@squeaky9715]

@@semimad100 I'd call using autism as a slur but to each there own.

[@drabalisallat2188]

And since then, he is observed (not even joking, those questions were so sketchy)

[@toomeytheboss9515]

One interesting solution would be dressing up like the tethered. There are many problems with this like finding a red jumpsuit and scissors. You may have to kill one of the tethered just to obtain it. Pretending like you’re one of the tethered and escaping while you can is very risky but it may work!

[@ettubrute197]

Or when you kill your tethered you can get a ak-47 and spray down the line of other tethered

[@carlos7521]

@@ettubrute197 ez collat lmaoo

[@darthjayder9914]

neat your thinking outside the box

[@ProfessionalBabyEater]

If you’ve killed your the tether than you’re already safe. Ion think they’ll come after you if their main goal is to replace the surface people n the guy who was meant to jus died.

[@yourtherapist7826]

Imagine Danny Devito’s tether going back and forth with Danny Danny: I have a magnum Dong Tether Danny: No I have a magnum dong

[@thunkernoodle9967]

Bruh lmao

[@purvi110]

Ajsjjsjsj wtfff💀💀

[@woops9076]

His tether is frog boy.

[@adamhenrywalker]

"In most cases, horror movies can be beat by either finding someone with a gun or getting one yourself." True words

[@gavinm3328]

Very true

[@borkalicious8646]

666th like

[@skeya6790]

So,I just have to find an American.

[@jaylenlorenzo5726]

That’s how you solve all you’re problems 😌

[@whateverthisis389]

Just find a damn SMAW!

[@RondaxStudios]

Technically, this movie wouldn’t actually happen, because it never states that the tethered have any food or water, aside from rabbits. The tethered would literally starve to death.

[@apocalyptic3837]

oh also they're all unvaccinated so they could just all die from the spread of salmonella from all the raw meat they eat

[@andywilson8698]

Also vitamin c , they would die of scurvy.

[@pretendihaveacoolusername7886]

They are man-made experiments not real humans

[@wetbubbles1538]

They are clones with the same genetic makeup (genotype) as humans so I’m pretty sure that this would apply to them

[@Dudik28]

@@wetbubbles1538 You can't clone an immune system. This is the only thing that stops humans from cloning right now. Several experiments have been made on this topic.

[@SuperMTF]

The Tethered: Invade The Military: So you have chosen... death.

[@MoistBanana]

People: How do you beat the Tethered from “Us”? Film Herald: *The secret ingredient is f o r t u n e t e l l e r*

[@dr_seuss222]

Herald on google: *can we survive by drinking someone else’s blood?* FBI: *excuse me wtf*

[@basedbattledroid3507]

I already tried and no.

[@coprocephalicmutat1on]

How can u get AIDS

[@___mono2909]

LIke yoo wtf

[@estrel41]

FBI oh poop

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

Nope, too much iron intake I think. Despite this not being your question lol

[@ratticustheemperor]

My tethered: Me: *pulls out a shotgun* My tethered: *pulls out scissors* Me: _It seems like you have acquired my stupidity._ edit: i've become stupider (that a word?) cuz of quarantine... wonder how that'll affect my tethered?

[@randomimagination1172]

That is my Theathered and Me

[@mistermacaroni9240]

Lmfao that's accurate

[@TheBlep]

Hehehe

[@silvesteramv4607]

Lmao meeee

[@TheMostSourKraut]

I think I've made a mistake. My tethers may expect me to corner camp with a shotgun, so I wont do that. I'll run at them, completely naked, wearing a shrek mask, while holding a shotgun and screaming hippity hoppity get the fuck off my property.

[@Nobody-xz5ci]

Film Herald: This movie makes no sense Film Theory: So the theory is...

[@unluckyace1406]

I think the reason why no one could tell adelaide was a tether even the audience is cause the movie was making a point that even we aren't able tell the difference which shows how much we only look on the surface of things. even the ballet scene shows how adelaide was being vicious and not graceful like how they showed her dancing

[@duckyjoel5373]

How to win 'Us' Step 1:Get Florida man Step 2:Give him a bat Step 3:Let him loose underground Step 4:Wait

[@appa6610]

Villager #4 Step 5: Watch him Destroy the whole world

[@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883]

Jim Pickens Is God777 But there is an equal amount of Florida men underground as there are above! We can only hope the Tethered Floridamrn share their originals self destructive nature

[@appa6610]

Poofbomb - Minecraft & More! Oh god that’s even worse

[@nono184]

@@poofbomb-minecraftmore1883 i feel like the Florida men will start working together

[@adriflorida]

Or they have so much power that they will destroy themselves

[@Games468]

Bro just throw rocks. Rocks beats scissors. Easy win.

[@linaz.6694]

Iq=infinity

[@ultravioletxrays125]

wow eddie murphy..at it again?

[@PauaP]

Shit fam, you right!

[@yeahepicswag7890]

And they can’t have paper because scissors beats paper, so i see this as win

[@Aqib2]

Randy Vuxta Underrated comment.

[@daninotdanny3019]

“Most horror movies could be beat by finding someone with a gun or finding one yourself.” No lies were told

[@MagicaRen]

*Me and my tethered interacting with each other* Me: "So you can ice skate, draw, and play roblox, right?" My tethered: *Nods in agreement* Me: "We can't fight either, and since we are the exact same person, YOU CAN'T FIGHT! HA IT'S PRACTICALY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO KILL ME BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T HURT A SOUL!!!!" My tethered: *Also nods in agreement* Me: Oh ok lets go join the others My tethered: *Nods as we run to join the hands across america thing*

[@snailofkale]

The other tethered: “wow, I didn’t know there could be two of us for the same person. Weird.”

[@ProbablyNL]

This is just wholesome

[@MagicaRen]

@@ProbablyNL We can't really kill each other, we don't have the guts to do that

[@jaz1903]

Mine will have asthma problems like me so we will just chill lol

[@M0rii_st4n]

I love this XD

[@DndBirb8659]

Tether: *pulls out scissors* Me: *pulls out rock*

[@crxnchycheese9441]

10000 iq

[@mizzinfamous9746]

*gun

[@Est.-.]

nonono, he's got a point

[@gregorytu8357]

HMMMM IT SEEMS YOU HAVE DEVELOPED THE LOW INTELLIGENCE THAT I WAS DESTINED FOR WHEN I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL

[@hiyou4812]

@@mizzinfamous9746 what? They made a joke leave it

[@brickmastere5535]

"Now neither of us will be virgins!" *_Oh god no-_*

[@dalaby1]

*OH GOD YES*

[@funkystudios280]

What have I walked into

[@yourlocalbraincell4436]

*NO PLEASE NO!!!!!*

[@corypaws6741]

Selfcest.

[@mikeoochie7699]

*OH YES*

[@sage-luxe1198]

I think Adelaide didn’t go down to the tunnels to stop Red because she didn’t want to stop her. Adelaide is a teathed and Red through her revenge is ultimately helping her free her people. She had to sacrifice two of her half-teathered kids (which is why she was empathetic during their deaths) but in the end they won and get to live on the surface (Adelaide included). If anything Adelaide’s transiton (and possibly her son’s too if you believe that theory) provides hope for a better future, normalcy and a chance at the American dream for the teathered. She is (They are) a success story.

[@Lopiile]

Wouldn’t the tethered go over water and drown? They do adjust when there is a new person in the line. This may be the same when one is interrupted. They’ll keep going into the water until they all drown.

[@FazePhase]

body floatie

[@mostlyharmless7715]

Jesus’ tethered can walk on water

[@libertybiberty8182]

Are you telling me that this is America, and nobody has a single gun to protect themselves?!

[@jamiecalrissian7257]

Noah I’m from the UK, are there less guns in California or are there different gun laws or what?

[@Ali-my6fe]

I know right !? That would have solved the whole Tethered surprise attack from the beginning all the main character had to do, Considering she know her non tethered clone was planning to invade surface world with a bunch of the actual clones was to move buy guns and stay away from California....... as for the rest of the population as explained in the video everyone was taken by surprise and were probably shocked to see an identical version of themselves in front of them.

[@ren3533]

JamieCalrissian no one has guns in California lol, we’re very liberal

[@Jackdiddly1]

This is why all the crazy shit happens in California and new York. No one got guns. I don't see no aliens invading Texas

[@libertybiberty8182]

Tristen Herrera Yeah, haha

[@neroquin]

Mine would be like "I don't feel like invading the surface, I'll do it tomorrow."

[@Movin2DBiit]

rinse and repeat that strategy then boom one less to kill

[@hamburgersandwich4273]

Step 1: become a Weebeo Step 2: buy a fedora Step 3: M’lady Step 4: when the tethered comes throw a anime body pillow to distract him and pull out a glock

[@bebelusica]

Bro mine would do that 100% too

[@hsmacaraig]

same lol

[@-hello6177]

@@hamburgersandwich4273 weebs: *closes hentai tab* An evil clone Also weebs: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary *pulls out sword/another type of blade weapon. Occultists: ... *evaluates opponent as Doppelgänger* Occultists: ... *takes out creepy ass dagger*

[@jasonmoore9404]

If my tethered is like me he wouldn't want to leave his house or room wherever they sleep at lol

[@angeldust878]

Me, not realized my tethered is right behind me: Hey! Tethered: Hey! Me: *What*

[@bobtheanimator8353]

*What*

[@woops9076]

‘S the matter with your head. Yeah!

[@izxki]

So, they killed their doubles just to hold hands and form a line. Okay.

[@valmalloy5067]

They want a nice grouping of targets for the A-10 strafing.

[@JT-zq2pl]

I was thinking the same thing the whole video

[@musicboi5271]

they also got to were some cozy pajamas.

[@MrMediator24]

@@valmalloy5067 2500 miles of *_BRRRRRRRRRRR_*

[@valmalloy5067]

@@MrMediator24 Luckily they'll be difficult to find, WEARING BRIGHT RED JUMPSUITS

[@xjaviergibbs3385]

Anyone else paused the video to read the the entire list?

[@brittaniawhittick1821]

Meeee 😂😂

[@mage0534]

"If the tethered could make clothes and scissors, why didn't they just make guns?" Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[@MsDarra]

Microarch absolutely lol

[@eliasmartin3207]

ha mE

[@belle-jg7jj]

half of it was kinda stupid and invalid with reasonable answers he just didn’t think into

[@doesthisIookinfected]

I can only imagine what the fight was like for the Kardashians and their doubles...

[@TrelliessRose]

@Xavier The Great OHHH-

[@gmartin5453]

That just made me wonder would the tethered have to go through plastic surgery too?

[@destinyngata2343]

@@gmartin5453 they do, the scene where Adelaide is caught by Dahlia's (the blond friend) tethered she cuts her face to replicate the surgery done by the surface people

[@Danny-yh6uw]

I own three rabbits and I can confirm in 3 days my whole room can be covered in rabbit poo. Yes they are litter trained but I’m not sure how the tethered can spay or neuter the rabbits.

[@meyermachinations972]

with scissors. they wouldn't do it if they could, not if you want more rabbits.

[@bekah10213]

Why would they want to neuter them? That's their only food supply...

[@jordanalbarran1829]

Area 51 may have plasma guns and aliens, but we have June Guy

[@StbrnSal]

Albarran Girls NoCap i appreciate this

[@f4fphantomii468]

March guy is just gonna straight March into it

[@vitacal2539]

I'm glad I was born in June

[@Fractured_Requiem]

They will fear us born in the month of June.

[@codeuwu5425]

You are forgetting Florida Man. The hero we didn't think we deserved.

[@BeefeusSteak]

They have the same skills as me? *Tethered runs with scissors and stabs themselves*

[@williamsmith-l.4201]

It hurt itself in its confusion

[@cytnix879]

fuck your pfp made me miss terraria brb gonna play terraria again

[@Ha10_8r3ak3r_]

@@cytnix879 How was your terraria session?

[@user-jb1xw5sz3m]

@@Ha10_8r3ak3r_ yeah how was it

[@appa6610]

taromaryu yo it’s been 3 weeks how your Terraria session

[@tamarasphone9743]

Why is no one talking about how he called a LITERAL military base for research? I swear that is some next level dedication and they like answered?!

[@marcusbordeaux7548]

There’s a comment with 4.2k likes about it dude

[@cleo3228]

Fun fact, theres actually a form of starvation known as rabbit starvation where you will literally starve to death on a full belly because meat liks rabbit is so fucking lean you wont get enough nutrients.

[@lulashlyn728]

Imagine getting to tell someone that you killed yourself and lived

[@starbee325]

Ashy Kat reminds me of the Ice Age meme

[@davidreyes2298]

@@starbee325 but I lived!

[@gwencatz2483]

Sounds like the lyrics to an emo band's song

[@reesemarch2355]

I mean, if any one still was alive.

[@jappledapple5426]

hands across America + the US military = a very long strafing run

[@thetype97chiha2]

The perfect job for A-10 warthogs

[@ettubrute197]

@@thetype97chiha2 that would be satisfying af you just railing thousands of humans in a line

[@erinkirkland5185]

Calling a military base to tell the operator you have some questions about a fictional universe where the characters could potentially go to them is badass. I got there accidentally and it's the first video from this channel I've seen, but you've just got a subscriber in me man

[@thog-5232]

I can’t imagine how powerful June Man’s tether is

[@jenlmason71]

Omg what about florida man.....oh no..

[@jenlmason71]

@@isaac922 oh no.....

[@jenlmason71]

@@isaac922 OK, HERE TAKE THIS *gives you a saword* OK I GO NOW *runs*

[@jackkeough680]

The Aubergine Guy The Purple Guy what am I reading

[@coopcow7460]

Imagine two Dwayne the rock Johnson’s going at each other

[@koolnoob2137]

* Sees his own clone* _" _*_NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS_*_ "_

[@suwinkhamchaiwong8382]

Laverne Blaszczyk is it really

[@hi_greyson4627]

One question. WHY!!

[@lovleylisa2394]

ew

[@digitdude1375]

TabbyKitten not

[@yayowuu]

@@hi_greyson4627 why not

[@danieladomeit9696]

Just noticed the bit where it says they have been eating rabbits for generations. There is a little problem called rabbit starvation, rabbits alone, even with unlimited amounts, are not nutritious enough and you WILL starve to death. The English had alot of problems with this when colonizing islands

[@timsonss]

Here's a solution: Just shut tethered's exits from underground.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

That would of needed the government to properly shut down the experiment, not abandoned it.

[@ghidorah4695]

"What happens if their double gets on a plane and leaves the country?" Tethered: no nO *NO-* 'smashes through concrete wall'

[@spacebunny9116]

*tethered levitating around*

[@hsmacaraig]

*w h e e z e*

[@F100cTomas]

@Eva Chen they can swim, they would probably follow you while you escape to Russia

[@F100cTomas]

@Eva Chen actually I meant Siberia

[@user-jt8dy3sq1u]

Eva Chen BILLY IS A HANDYMAN

[@Bonjemus]

Dig 3 block, go in the hole close it and don't forget to crouch to hide your nametag.

[@fartman998]

When you couldn’t find any sheep on the first day

[@mistylol3095]

Irl Minecraft

[@hemotitelavender6929]

Put a torch in there so mobs can't spawn

[@Bonjemus]

@@hemotitelavender6929That work too

[@radicalred6026]

Make sure you have your Cake and Beetroot before you go underground so your hunger doesn’t run out.

[@SomeAustrianGuy_]

This man actually called a REAL military base just for the video... What an absolute chad move...

[@lovegranger4302]

how to beat your tether: uno reverse card.

[@guyonfirestudios5587]

This is what we gonna find when we raid area 51

[@porchofgeese_crockpot]

You're gonna find heaven.

[@geekjokes8458]

Come on, this meme died before it even started

[@KlaytheGoatWarriorsfansince]

GeekJokes your name is fucking geek jokes

[@KlaytheGoatWarriorsfansince]

GeekJokes you have no say in what jokes are dead or not

[@sirbitter3505]

Nope only some hot lead in your body

[@cyanity1017]

Tethered: create a hands across America event for real Tethered in the water: *[ INTENSE DROWNING NOISES ]*

[@girlyqueengameruwu2292]

Omg i can image that😂

[@rottweilers8722]

How to survive being murdered - Paper fortune teller

[@lostspawn0851]

Alaska . Alaska has the longest general coastline of any state. The Alaskan coastline extends for 6,640 , a greater than that of all the other states' coastlines combined. Including islands, Alaska has 33,904 of shoreline.

[@daarmonet]

4:06 "and if you can get red suits and golden scissors, couldn't you have at least gotten your husband a pair of glasses?" asking the real questions now

[@Driveright698]

Lmfaaaaooooooooo

[@PlayMeAMemory]

I disagree with this one. Each tethered tried to take something that thier counterpart owned i.e. the white guy and the dressing gown. The tethered probably wouldn't need as much eye correction as thier double as their eyes would be strained a lot less than ours due to no technology and books.

[@fountainchristain]

@@PlayMeAMemory his eyes could have been bad from birth not including technology or books.

[@PlayMeAMemory]

I agree but it's more unlikely.

[@fountainchristain]

@@PlayMeAMemory not really cause if you already have bad eyes not getting treatment can make them worse especially living in poor lighting as they did underground it's not just technology and books that can hurt someone's eyes.

[@Feranogame]

Nahhh, they die by themselves by running with scissors...

[@crxnchycheese9441]

SCHOOL SAFTEY KIDS

[@ElliePhant-zq6bp]

👍👏👏👏

[@corgimations]

DAMN BOI THIS IS A BIG BRAIN MOMENT

[@crxnchycheese9441]

BIG BRAIN

[@yourdailytrash9207]

big brain hours

[@brothaNblue]

I guess "Get Out" wouldn't be as memorable to someone with your particular background and upbringing. However, I am assuming, so I could be wrong.

[@ethanhughes7462]

Just rewatched this. Please make more vids. They're really good.

[@imscaredofchairs6806]

The tethered have the same skill sets at me? Good luck to him, I don’t have any skills.

[@nolivesgetaway8444]

But you are safe in canada

[@imscaredofchairs6806]

No lives Getaway let me have my moment bro 😔

[@koshmareq]

My copy is super dangerous, since I'm trying not to attack people 5 times a day, but I live in Europe. What now?

[@lz2339]

I’m crazy and violent yet lazy so I think me and my clone would get along pretty well XD

[@mytrangly458]

@@lz2339 they want to kill you if that the last thing they do because of you action

[@angwa_]

“What happens when the person gets on a plane?” *its time to fly bois*

[@shakirovnicky]

Flying Tethered run

[@cymes82]

@@shakirovnicky *[SICK BEAT DROPS]*

[@hazeltree7738]

"What happens when the person gets on a plane?" They fly. Upwards. In the air. In the aeroplane. Like literally anyone-

[@spartanslay3r88]

*holy music stops*

[@spacebunny9116]

*Tethered levitating around having no idea what’s going on*

[@see_less_haze]

I appreciate the dedication with the phone call and really digging into the trials and errors.

[@WhisperNanny]

The best part of this movie by far is when they’re all arguing over who should drive by discussing their kill streaks

[@SnagReport]

All of this never would have happened if people knew how to watch their children

[@subbtract4730]

Lol

[@quinnbishop737]

Dead Meat?

[@imacardboardbox]

@@quinnbishop737 yep

[@theultimatelifeform3580]

I’m the 669 like yay

[@gloriastephens8053]

Cringey Gaming ! Hi Ufict

[@John-yo4sz]

Would've been interesting to see John Wick go toe to toe with his tether.

[@ssippilandelta4365]

John lol yeah very interesting but it wouldn’t have ended too well

[@felonii9315]

i think john would win

[@ssippilandelta4365]

Mintyy that’s a tough one cause as smart as Wick is his doppelgänger will be that x2 and better with the weapons

[@felonii9315]

@@ssippilandelta4365 nah but the only think the doppelganger can use is scissors. John is really prepared so obviously he could just whip out a gun and spray his ass down.

[@ssippilandelta4365]

Mintyy look at what happened to all the officers that’s why they never showed up, they didn’t make it. No way the officers would have let their doppelgängers get that close them knowing the situation, they definitely had guns

[@sandremo5786]

My tethered: I have golden scissors Me: well I have 50.cal My tethered: ( •_•)

[@klutzspecter3470]

40mm AGL.

[@evanabbott2737]

16:50: I love the U.S. military vs the tethered idea...😂

[@peterpork-er9020]

I still don’t understand why Red didn’t just leave? Like the government stopped caring about it. Just leave.

[@user-uz9bs9il9h]

this is so fucking funny to me & i dont know why

[@TheMaleEnjoyer]

Because why just leave when you can get sweet revenge And have an entire movie plot

[@muntu1221]

Two reasons. The first being, potentially, fear. The second being an inability before she had decided to blend in. Seeing as her parents would eventually grab her double, the tethered versions would do the same to her. So it likely took time for her to even get a moment to move independently, on top of her having to figure out they couldn't communicate since her voice was messed up.

[@ohexenwahno5652]

Have you ever tried climbing up a downward escalator?

[@missa.n.e]

@@ohexenwahno5652 😆

[@Silver-Kaitou]

How to beat the Tethered: Guns. Literally just guns.

[@AlexisLopez-jo5pu]

They just use scissors to kill people

[@willbrack7069]

Silver Kaizer Good thing you’re in the good ol’ US of A

[@pizzaman3985]

Just use rock

[@joegun4259]

FLAMETHROWERS

[@ac-Lukesbiggestfan]

im your 500th liker

[@leynni]

I keep coming back to this video for June Man, it never fails to make me laugh.

[@witchypeoniflorallungs3044]

I swear you go above and beyond with real facts, we fuckin love and respect you entirely man 😭

[@gunilive781]

Most horror movies can be beat by just calling the us militarily

[@ssippilandelta4365]

Guni live true but what makes this one different is they’re the ones actually behind it that’s why no tanks were brought in

[@jamesalafayette8255]

As an Active Duty Troop, I can’t stress this enough but if your evil, mutant, doppelgänger attacks you DO NOT FUCKING CALL ME.

[@DraconicDuelist]

Which is why 99% of horror movies remove the use of phones. Crazy killer? Call the cops. Inexpiable horror? Call the cops/military. Psychotic cult? Call the cops/military. The ability to call for help is over-powered in horror movies, so they always have to put the heroes in a dead-zone, have the phone lines get cut, break the phones, or make them too dumb to phrase the issue in a way that doesn't sound like a prank call.

[@kaiserkiefer1760]

Guni live or any military.

[@linearman0245]

Unless it's a Lovecraftian beast, that's a whole different matter.

[@thewonderfulworldofwinstin8306]

So immigrants would be Gucci right

[@livlivz1404]

The Wonderful World of Winstino they’d be Gucci my dude. 😎 (Unless they interfere with plan)

[@unavela]

The best defense against the tethered would be Mexican drug cartels and Latino gangs

[@ssippilandelta4365]

OliviaNewLeaf 😂

[@E.Mulchi]

@@unavela That would be a Suicide Squad movie I can get behind :D

[@jeremydavis5661]

The Wonderful World of Winstino and if you have a child with an immigrant won’t they be Gucci as well

[@bekah10213]

Or, rather than killing red, how about bringing her to the surface with you... Like initially. It would be bizzare at first to have a spontaneous twin, but it would prevent a lot of harm in the long run. Additionally, it would probably help to rescue the rest of the tethered.

[@jgod1341]

Bruh they’re all standing in a straight line, A-10 WARTHOG

[@katkraemer4609]

Rabbits can actually be potty trained like cats/dogs, and taught hygiene. I’m a rabbit breeder, this info surprises people, thought I’d put that out there.

[@thecolorpurple6401]

*THE MORE YOU KNOW!*

[@theeguy9022]

guess i gonna try that

[@stepcai448]

...would you potty train rabbits that is meant as a food source?

[@ilovecheez7769]

Yeah, but would they be able to do that with millions of rabbits?

[@gastii6613]

I mean the tethered don't have that knowledge, they are illiterate and couldn't even have done with without Red so unless some person on the surface is training millions of rabbits where and where not to poop bacteria and disease would've killed them before they could do anything lol.

[@perelpeck4134]

Not to mention that rabbit meat is *incredibly lean*, there is not enough fat in rabbits alone to sustain a human unless you eat an ungodly amount of them. Even then, the lack of essential nutrients and vitamins to form hemoglobin and amino acids would slowly kill a person via malnutrition.

[@adamgray1753]

You! Out of here! Get out and don't come back! Reason: Too smart for this Hollywood flick! lol

[@adamgray1753]

This too, @Pastel Bitch.

[@smolshay]

I knew this because of the Hatchet books, or some other survival book where it's mentioned that the main character knows and acknowledges they have to find fish or other animals to eat because the fat content of Rabbits isn't enough.

[@adamgray1753]

I know the U.S. Army Survival Guide@@smolshay, is insanely comprehensive. If you can only take one book with you during an Apocalypse in real life make it *that* book.

[@RequiemPoete]

I mean.. the plot is there to tell a message like a fairy tale. So we're supposed to ignore inconveniences. But if I were to attempt to add a touch of realisim... I would argue the lack of rabbit shit means A) the bunnies are litter trained and know to poop in one spot, like my pet bun does. B) There's at least a few tethered that know via their 'real' counterparts how to use rabbit poop as fertilizer and using some of those tunnles to grow veggies for themselves and the rabbits.

[@MitsuneMuko]

Can we just rant about how stupid people are in a movie's history when they abandon their experiment.

[@klutzspecter3470]

Thing about that is, if someone else finds it. The media will question the government. The Government would most likely cause cave-ins or cause an underground firebombing campaign to kill them all. All it takes is cutting off their oxygen supply and they will forever sleep.

[@acecashman1237]

@@klutzspecter3470 right, no way in Hell the government would've abandoned them unchecked

[@Codylisous]

my tetherd : cuts himself with scissors. me: that seem about right.

[@elyzionite]

Hey, are you okay? Do you need to talk? Because if so, I'm here for you

[@basicallyyes1796]

>wear red >say “oooeeeehooooo” >trick red guys to kill the real red guy >join with a gun >get 12 head shots bc they are in a line >stonks!

[@liamdavis332]

Win=win

[@x15tian]

Basically Yes STONKS

[@basicallyyes1796]

>respawn in call of duty

[@jordantyler.mp3]

Basically Yes >activate counter UAV on standby

[@JohnDoe-om5ho]

Get a killstreak going call in a care package, turret and sniper' s nest

[@ComradeXapuc]

When you stop every second, just to read the bulletpoints: 3:55

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

I feel that

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

Comrade Xapuc ya..

[@basketball5789]

I just slow it down 😂

[@RoseOnFire]

@@basketball5789 you livin in 3019

[@Little-Houn2273]

Everything wrong with us

[@Alteroxx954]

Just found your channel at 11pm holy hell i'm in for a good one

[@DustinTheHuman]

There's only one way to beat the tethered Y'all have no choice but to do a cringey and weird TikTok hand dance until your tethered died from the cringe, you have to be strong and try not to cringe...

[@literal_bagel]

that's just too difficult for one human to ever achieve

[@fad3_witherr916]

Tethred = all lined up A-10 warthog pilot = awww u didn't have too

[@user-yd9go3pd3w]

*BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

[@mrasbestos9127]

Big Brrrt Oof

[@definitelynotalpharius5246]

A-10 warthog: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@user-rv3nv7ov7i]

bRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT

[@renaldosimpson8755]

*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

[@thejoker9847]

I keep laughing when the tethered dad does "OOORRAHOOOO"

[@funkystudios280]

Lol

[@CryptiKalZ]

I died when the dad said *OOOHHAAROOOOOOO* when he looked under the dock

[@bluej6107]

So did I

[@truvy_5544]

Same 😂😂😂

[@DanielBooneSpoon]

Man this video made me laugh so hard! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed all the inconsistencies....

[@violetmarlo2978]

I appreciate this analysis. Thx for breaking it down :)

[@subbtract4730]

Easy answer: Offer a snickers Random person: Better? Tetherd: Better.

[@seanpjc4419]

Your not you when you're hungry, Snickers get some nuts.

[@linguini9721]

You’re not you when your hungry, *EAT A SNICKERS

[@Trashimus]

say you are allergic to nuts. Just give your tethered a snickers with nuts and boom, one less tethered

[@flapjackxl]

What if you offer them a Klondike bar and then throw it off of a cliff? I think it's a pretty good idea.

[@arandomviewer2450]

U called?