3 Ways to Beat "In the Tall Grass" (2019)

[@LAL7887]

"I'm not even going to talk about the grass people or the baby eating..." Me, who haven't watched the movie: the what

[@tomatowithatophat3029]

I want to like this....

[@Myskia972]

Me, who also hasn’t watched this movie: *wait what the hell*

[@jadenjoestar3927]

bruh I remember watching that scene and was like "What the heck is she crunching on?" and then it showed the baby organs...

[@joseguillen603]

@@jadenjoestar3927 Someone could’ve told me about this before I chose the movie for Movie night with the family

[@jadenjoestar3927]

@@joseguillen603 Hope your family is prepared for some disturbing scenes then!

[@Matt-zu2lu]

Grass is a living thing and the rock doesn’t effect anything that is dead so just rip the grass out of the ground

[@minaross6070]

Woah

[@Matt-zu2lu]

Val G. You would be unstoppable

[@edumby6799]

Bro delete this

[@Matt-zu2lu]

Adam Schury never!

[@UnordinaryCarl]

It's hard to pull the grass, it will teleport you away

[@aidencarston9713]

1. Don't go in the grass 2. Don't get sexualy attracted to your sister 3. Keep your dog on a leash 4. Keep your kid in the car 5. Let go of your ex girlfriend

[@iyamccormick3777]

Wait what’s the second one ew I have not watched the movie

[@ashleya3731]

Call the cops if you hear people calling for help. Before trying to help them!!!

[@aWERFRGT6545BGFG]

@@iyamccormick3777 the second didnt happen, shes just trolling

[@demxnc]

MissesKitty it did

[@badassgoldfish1748]

K but like it’s stupid how they think “oh grass hehe fun”

[@fryingpanstan4596]

also, using the time loop, you could carve messages into the dead animals near the entrance, perhaps stopping your future self from entering by reading the message

[@DisKorruptd]

yeah, because people listen to ominous warnings in horror movies

[@apolloknight9521]

@@DisKorruptd considering what I’ve seen in horror movies, us humans will ignore warnings just to satisfy our curiosity which will always end in a consequence. I end up being curious once and ignore the warnings, so I suffered the consequences because of that. No really.

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@DisKorruptd .

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@apolloknight9521 then say the opposite from what they are meant to do.

[@allunjajerrynkanava]

However your future self wont look of them

[@cherri_rose]

"Number one: Be taller than the tall grass."

[@christiaanvannieuwkerk1118]

Laughs in Dutch

[@user-df2ng3bs2j]

Laughs in 6 feet tall Dutch

[@thilobroecheler4109]

Official 5,000 subs without videos challenge ✓ Haha zeker weten! Ik ben pas 13 maar ben wel al rond de 1.75 ofzo. Het is fijn om Nederlands te zijn!

[@tatiana2133]

Basket ball players: Ayo I stepped in shit *kneels* *gets up again* Ayo what the tick the grass taller than me now

[@peaches7280]

*cries in 4'9*

[@wil4212]

Tall Grass: Tall Girl with men size 13 nikes: I'm gonna end this man's whole career.

[@DoppelkeksLP]

The Netflix crossover we didn't want

[@thewarhawk8203]

@@DoppelkeksLP cool

[@gokinezula1689]

I like this comment.

[@kottonkandy0962]

Arian Haxhijaj - and the one that we don’t need

[@ravindecavalier2912]

This girl god me so mad cuz I wear size 16 in men’s and I’m 6’3 this bitch short af and I’m only 15

[@Martin9020-]

Read the title slowly and carefully.

[@wellshit9489]

Oh no

[@PerplexZ]

That's what I saw at first lmao

[@nofaceperson-7]

😂😂😂😂

[@martinananas7894]

@Soh Rijin probably because people use the word "beat" as masturbating

[@marlon9204]

@Soh Rijin three ways to beat (masturbate) in the tall grass

[@sendie7645]

what if the loop continues to the point where the field is literally COVERED in dead bodies would the field even work anymore?

[@bryanfongo327]

Corpses rot, that's why the forest isn't covered in thousends of dead squirrels

[@sendie7645]

@@bryanfongo327 true but doesn’t it take like months or even years for a corpse to rot? Also I’m pretty sure that squirrels decompose faster than humans? The time loop seems to be 2-3 days (not sure though could be less or more) so I’d say by the time a corpse starts to rot really bad I think like 80 loops woulda happened I made this comment 2 months ago so I don’t really remember the video

[@bryanfongo327]

@@sendie7645 The field uses the plants as sort of limbs as we see in the movie so maybe it would use them to bury the bodies Or maybe I'm talking bs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@kunalkorag]

If the grass even let you go to the dead thing.

[@livanbard]

The grass people might clean it up

[@julius396]

I wonder how much money Dwayne Johnson made just by standing in this movie.

[@drinvfx7088]

LMAO!

[@matsujonen]

Almost as much as John Cena he was in this too. You probably can't see him though.

[@sharpknive855]

The comment section is amazing xd

[@pablo1006pr]

@@matsujonen drax was there too just beside dwayne johnson

[@doridoriyaki5311]

Drax too, he's literally standing still and he became invisible.

[@PyroYeet]

This field just studied quantum physics and is trollin people

[@howdidigethere544]

We string theory up in this bitch

[@FS_1041_]

Portal gun

[@FBI-le1py]

@@llll-lo6jj it does, with quantum physics

[@AlphaLegion-2]

Imagen this in a game

[@PyroYeet]

Idris Amir that was kinda in the back of my head since i played Outer Wilds recently and that game had a lot of fun mechanics with quantum mechanics and the people losing vision and then changing position reminded me of that a lot

[@foolish9942]

Me:puts dead bugs on my pocket The grass: You weren’t supposed to do that

[@pramodbihari3362]

😂😂😂🤣😝

[@lea9507]

That's a biiiiig brain move

[@FlockOfYahweh]

Shit thats smart

[@L1E_]

i was thinking- throw a small dead thing a few metres ahead of you, pick it up, throw it again and keep going like that until you hit the road.

[@L1E_]

@Niculae George think he'd already touched the rock ??

[@xqxx712]

I want somebody to create a horror movie called “The meat” so a title in a video can be called: How to beat “the meat”

[@YAYSlLLY]

Smort

[@notmocka]

That's why they called the movie It

[@rinne5547]

You just not did that lol

[@aydin5978]

The Flesh that Hates

[@lameimsi]

Use a meat mallet then?

[@sweetpillows225]

Explain a film plot badly: Man gets butthurt because family and friends won’t touch his favorite rock

[@emukki27]

Golden Mayonnaise 😂

[@user-vf1zm1ee1l]

Do you wanna feel the rock ?? Laid down naked on it ?? Smells what the ROCK IS COOOKING

[@santoscolon530]

Golden Mayonnaise so Patrick’s life, you mean

[@sweetpillows225]

Santos Colon yes

[@slevinchannel7589]

Like an Idiot: Mentioning Fifty Shades in your Video. Like an Idiot.

[@snaji4606]

SO IS THAT WHY TOBIN WAS CARRYING THE DEAD BIRD SO HE COULD NAVIGATE THE FIELD WITHOUT BEING MOVED??

[@-SaltyChipGuy]

Wasn't there a version of Tobin that touched the rock? I always thought the dead bird carrying Tobin touched the rock.

[@donnaac6350]

@@-SaltyChipGuy yeah ikr i wonder what happened to that version of Tobin

[@personnel-1015]

How to stop the loop: Gather as many looped people and use one of the strategies here to get out, but stand at the edge of the grass to stop more people from coming in.

@@donnaac6350 it was simply an error in the script or the information that person touching the stone is trapped forever was false.

[@Hokuto_Tongi]

They fucked it up

[@daiden1489]

Keep noted all the cars seen at the church. Some of the cars were really old models meaning there have been people who entered the loop long before them. These people are not found in the movie because over the time span of being killed over and over they eventually all end up touching the rock and turn into the grass people. 🤯

[@tsuyuasui7297]

Decepticxn wait what- they turn into the grass people?

[@RBEmpathy]

@@tsuyuasui7297 well, you try walking around a field of grass for four decades without getting tied in knots (of grass)

[@Interceptor101]

*MIND BLOWS*

[@rangshi]

So if they touch the rock there is no more time loops for them?

[@daiden1489]

@@rangshi Only if someone dies then the loop gets reset.

[@zealotoftheorchard9853]

THIS IS WHY YOU LISTEN TO YOUR LOCAL POKEMON PROFESSOR

[@xar5688]

who would even trust a man with a pfp starting with his first word of his name?

[@keanunmoskaluk3518]

@@xar5688 A good fuckin’ pokemon trainer, that’s who.

[@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875]

Wow, an actual original funny comment. And somehow, your really funny and clever comment gets 10 times less likes than an unoriginal, unfunny and copy and pasted comment about recommendations

[@triforceofcourage100]

Are you a boy or a girl

[@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875]

@@triforceofcourage100 are you assuming his gender? 🙊😯😯

[@leondost3575]

just imagine walking into a field and seeing a little dude holding a moldy dog carcass, constantly winking while sitting on a young ladies shoulders...

[@incrediblemaxishere1780]

a dream come true

[@mynamejeb8743]

ummm this is called tuesday in Oklahoma

[@rangshi]

LMAOOOO

[@lordshrimpramen5589]

Sounds like a normal school day to me

[@thetoylegion2786]

3 ways to beat "In the tall grass" 1. Lawnmower 2. Grass Trimmer 3. Cowzilla

[@vflinck1324]

Cowzilla...

[@alzbetanagyova4015]

😂

[@hellooooo.woooorld]

Just dont go in lol

[@thetoylegion2786]

@@hellooooo.woooorld Unless you have a lawnmower and a weed eater.

[@БогданКрименюк]

4. *VEGAN*

[@apostolosnikolis5281]

I thought you were about to say: "Since it is a time loop, you make a trail of dead dogs"

[@purplelemondoesstuff3044]

that could probably work

[@alessioughetta3677]

"The field doesn't move the people near dead things" The 3.582 bugs killed with each step:

[@apostolosnikolis5281]

@@alessioughetta3677 found the loop hole

[@alessioughetta3677]

@@apostolosnikolis5281 I though i was the only one watching videos this old :)

[@miguelolandesca9342]

yo what if some random farmer was like: “This field is kinda getting tall, I’m gonna cut it down with a combine harvester.”

[@ivanstayner8818]

Grass: "Now hold on. That's illegal."

[@DOMOROBIN]

He gon be cutting for a while

[@Envey1]

@@DOMOROBIN not nessecarily

[@ovrfl5372]

@@Envey1 it grows back fast

[@dallekakyoin3231]

I love it

[@frank6587]

What if you cut the grass ? That would technically be dead therefore, you can navigate with a blade of grass.

[@redlobster836]

Underrated comment

[@buffayboy3340]

@@redlobster836 underrated reply

[@somerandomturtle9536]

@@buffayboy3340 Underrated truth.

[@buffayboy3340]

@@somerandomturtle9536 Underrated truth of your truth

[@royalsisters3604]

Oop what if u don't have scissors or something 💀👌.

[@dutchdoggo]

''oh just a movie bout some weird tall grass" ''im also not gonna talk about the grass people, are the carvings in the rock, or the baby eating" "Hol up what?"

[@neroquin]

Dutch Doggo - You don't wamt to know, trust me.

[@hazman3112]

yum yum yum babys in my tum

[@rockysocks1724]

Baby you got that yummy yummy yummy yum~Justin Bieber.

[@moringrey7981]

Yeah it think if you just skip the stuff that makes a movie interesting and fun you are trying to push something here

[@brendanwixson2269]

I started this video, paused to watch the movie, and came back. I can confirm, all those three things had literally no point to the plot and was one scene. Watching this was like trying to navigate somewhere in a dream and gave me a lot of anxiety

[@wall4818]

stephen king's son is literally just stephen king with a beard

[@kamleshsundaram8493]

stephen king's son is literally stephen king in the 80s

[@Scimitar620]

When they mentioned “the rock” I was half expecting The Rock to be standing in a clearing and when you high five him he says: “yeah, the exit is like right over there, have a nice day” Edit: thanks for the 1k likes

[@alexreese614]

And that explains why whoever touches the rock, they don't want to leave

[@Scimitar620]

😂

[@Freddy-lp6fv]

Lmao

[@Scimitar620]

P. A. Yeah, lol 😂

[@mythitorium]

Movie be 5000x times better if that was the case

[@LazyDev27]

I just realized how easy this movie was to make.

[@denseacat]

Yeah. there are few cool moveies that were done in small spaces and almost no equipment. Locke. Man from earth.

[@nullvektor9922]

@@denseacat Man From Earth was so good.

[@denseacat]

@infernovoid never seen or heard. will look into it, much thanks!

[@DedPixels]

Check out Buried with Ryan Reynolds its a masterclass in low budget film making, the whole thing is riveting and was essentially just a man in a box for the duration of the movie.

[@theokayishgamer]

@@DedPixels Agreed. Love that movie.

[@GreyKnightsVenerable]

“use a gun, and if that don’t work, use more guns” -Engineer

[@larkalfen9510]

Team fortress guy huh

[@larkalfen9510]

@Leath-bit no

[@khajiithaswares4147]

@Leath-bitdumb question.

[@ratsmacker4458]

Eyyy tf2 referance

[@z.m.n.1998]

@Leath-bit No, there is no other things connected to it except Team Fortress 2. Also, that is the most retarded question ever.

[@sokumotanaka9271]

I'd simply cover the rock with paper, thus killing it and me gaining it's power.

[@BlueTheCartoonAddict]

Now *that's* a solution

[@chigozieokoro1833]

I know this is stupid but I would wrap grass around everyone's sneakers to form platforms. therefore we could all see over the grass and we would blink one at a time so that no one breaks the line of sight. 2 people watch while 1 person poops, rests, fixes shoes, etc. I feel like they would be able to leave.

[@AkitoKioshi]

@@chigozieokoro1833 they would have to walk on some huge stacks of grass, i dont think this would work

[@carissimealfante9168]

underrated asf comment

[@muzankibutsuji3949]

"Unless he blinks one eye at a time" Tall grass:wait thats illegal

[@nownamedrob]

Also wouldn't work for very long. Try winking as a form of relief for your eyes and see how long you go until your brain subconsciously blinks for you

[@almightykue3914]

@@nownamedrob Yeah except the time between a blink would be so fractional that the grass might not be able to do anything. The two jumping took several seconds between each jump, and they didn't get shifted all that far really, so even if he accidentally blinked. Also you could just cover one eye with your hand and then when you need to rest your first eye switch hands. This means your focusing on your hands to see and would limit accidents a little.

[@nownamedrob]

@@almightykue3914 eh, that first part about it being too short of a time, I can see and would believe The thing with the blinking tho, if it does count, then your hand solution still wouldn't work for the same reason that winking doesn't. Your eyes don't feel relief unless they both close for a split second. If you wink, the muscles in your eyes still treat your eyes as if both are open same for if you cover an eye. Or try to shut just one until the other gets tired. They don't feel any relief, and you'll very quickly blink fully to relieve yourself. Try it for yourself

[@quanvo5662]

Robert Bernard There’s kinda (?) a way round that though. Tobin could, theoretically, using his fingers to keep his eye open. With his eyelids as far apart as possible, when he does blink, he won’t entirely close his eyes, keeping them technically still open, while the eyes still feel somewhat relieved. I’ve experimented, but it’s really difficult to maintain this trick for a prolonged period of time, so it may fail.

[@TrendTalkVIP]

Kaleidoscope Angel or you could use both hands to keep open your eyelids and manually keep one open and close one all the way. Do this and keep alternating which eye you close and which one you keep open

[@LucyWest370]

The real reason the tall grass is so dangerous is because of all those wild pokemon

[@aurorapaisley7453]

Never knew how dangerous and brutal it is when you forgot to grab your starter Pokemon before going

[@anonymmikey8860]

Without a Pokemon to fight against wild pokemon in tall grass, you'll break time and space lol

[@burgerkingfootlettuce9069]

*man*

[@LucyWest370]

TheEpicsniper34 that’s what happens when your torchic scratches it too hard :(

[@ShardofWant]

Skywalking Studioz I’m not going to like because it’s at 666 likes

[@rafayelluh]

there is actually a good purpose for them to insist on the whole “the field doesn’t move dead things!” quote. because in the end what sheltered travis’ fall was the corpses of his previous falls, since they didn’t move. so without that, the loop would’ve never been broken!

[@HuslWusl]

Well, the loop would've broken eventually since after a certain number of loops, the body pile would be high enough for him to survive. So basically the first Travis secured the survival of everyone else by falling off the roof

[@AdmiralChops]

Robby Genschel Take one for the team.

[@nadinemiller3086]

@j p bowling alley*

[@jonanice]

he falls on like bags n junk

[@Jake-rn9lj]

Robby Genschel the loop also would’ve been broke had he never fallen to begin with, as him being there secured their survival. What a chad

[@KingDerpy13]

"And for those who think about burning the grass, it wouldn't work because it rains and the ground is quite wet." Me: *laughs in napalm flamethrower*

[@Budew-ef6tr]

My idea is burning the grass so much and causing it so much pain that is just, lets you out.

[@orangecat9559]

@@Budew-ef6tr dang bro who hurt you

[@kaijuwitness5661]

@@orangecat9559 grass probably

[@imzadi83fanvids7]

Yes, plus the grass is so dense you could still do a lot of damage. And you could try and hide in the puddle to protect yourself. Don't know if it would work, but it's what I would try.

[@Emily12471]

*laughs in nuke*

[@cloroxbleach7554]

Tall grass: *exists* NBA players: *lmao*

[@JotaroOceanMan]

Nice but R.I.P kobie

[@_marou_]

Tall grass: **Gets taller than the nba player**

[@mudfightmaster4275]

@@JotaroOceanMan who the fuck is kobie

[@m1hk3l66]

@@JotaroOceanMan Kobe

[@justsomeguywithoutaprofile777]

Niicee

[@yoyowastakenwastaken5597]

People: enters tall grass *a wILd pOkEMoN aPpEArEd*

[@illuc_]

Kerb used s u c c

[@syrilascended1172]

@@H4Z4RDW4RN1NG No one likes them anyway

[@tracks6984]

Everyone: oh no what do we do, theres no way out Dog: im already 4 parrelel universes ahead of you

[@christiannatania5513]

Wait the dog manage to get out?

[@DariusMedine]

Of not knowing what to do? Oh god, 4D confusion.

[@marsknew]

the universe of not being able to spell properly

Parrelel lol

[@crumpledpaper8897]

Possibly quite literally

[@hyrumcannon3789]

"No way to navigate in the field" People who know basic astronomy: oh yeah, it's big brain time

[@professorhaystacks6606]

If the sun shifts when you don't look at it so would other stars. And most move, complicating things... But not Polaris. So wink at Polaris repeatedly and just follow it North to freedom!

[@chigozieokoro1833]

I know this is stupid but I would wrap grass around everyone's sneakers to form platforms. therefore we could all see over the grass and we would blink one at a time so that no one breaks the line of sight. 2 people watch while 1 person poops, rests, fixes shoes, etc. I feel like they would be able to leave.

[@crazydragy4233]

@@chigozieokoro1833 I don't think that'd work. Grass just isn't stable enough for construction like that

[@kikidevine694]

Line of sight

[@danksanchez4324]

“Shut down the theater, shut down the movies” How ironic

[@bificommander]

"4 ways to survive the epidemic from Corona (2020)"

[@mariahhenderson1470]

Oop

[@leander1306]

Dank Sanchez 666 likes 🤔

[@ineedsleep1135]

basically its a Be careful what you wish for situation

[@alias4795]

Do you even know what the word ironic means

[@noivern4346]

How to beat tall grass Step 1: don’t walk into the tall grass

[@destruckriverivera5227]

OMG YOU SMART

[@axelnilsson5124]

No no it’s kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXfZYourhq-Yg8k Edit: skip 10s

[@royalsisters3604]

But what if u had to. to escape some Bad people

[@leolucas513]

Cut the grass

[@thedinolorian819]

Or don’t go after random kids calling for help in the first place. Kids are cursed.

[@deadlytoaster1422]

I got a solution: Stay in the short grass.

[@punished8463]

Sir you must turn yourself in, to the FBI immediately.

[@deadlytoaster1422]

@@punished8463 Knew I shouldve joined the raid and destroyed them with my power

[@alan_ramirez330]

You know too much.

[@evanmcgavran6114]

Do you know da way

[@anthonyc4138]

@@evanmcgavran6114 dead meme

[@TheSeelOfTime]

When the fake buffer happened I thought there was gonna be a jumpscare and you cant imagine how much relief washed over me when it was just ol' herald in space

[@moe_rm]

I never thought the solution to one of these movies would be riding a kid on your shoulders while he constantly winks

[@moe_rm]

Wait not *riding* a kid

[@tatiana2696]

Ladies and gentlemen. *We got 'em*

[@namelessbard2124]

Emma no

[@L1E_]

yes police, the comment right here.

[@azraeiazman]

riding WHAT

[@Owiko7]

How to beat "In the tall grass" 1. Bring a lawnmower

[@squibluvsyou4144]

But the grass would regrow...

[@werq180]

@@squibluvsyou4144 ....

[@realspartan5206]

glass it like halo

[@JChang0114]

Round Up and salt the earth.

[@razr-x9666]

Shoqqings. Then flamethrower then ain’t regening from that since fire will constantly kill it but the kid in the grass would die so it’s a win and lose situation

[@donnahowell8921]

Tall grass: exists Lawn mover: *I'm a bout to end this whole man's career*

[@syrup101]

Donna Howell 😂

[@joe_yes89]

*Press X to Agree*

[@helloturtle3749]

So you gonna move the whole lawn

[@daemonlynch6754]

Donna Howell,I'm not sure if you know this,but the grass can repair it's self,And it can move you where ever it wants you,So if you tried killing it,it would probably keep teleporting you to the middle of the grass. (sorry if you were joking,but I like giving information)

[@joe_yes89]

@@daemonlynch6754 Well the movie is fake soo its still a win win irl

[@HelloItsVG]

Nobody: YT: Watch this grass video

[@pinypinepine]

Hi

[@stephencurry_goldenstatewa6430]

Here before this gets popular

[@chonglengli]

@@stephencurry_goldenstatewa6430 Hello then

[@dwarflanternsharkfriend6713]

@@stephencurry_goldenstatewa6430 Here before your reply gets a like

[@morbidlyobesecat7829]

Oh my god yes that is what happened, now shut up, your channel is dead and it can't get revived smh.

[@MukuonChannel]

The field itself would qualify as an SCP.

[@rezazorro00]

But it'd be similar with infinite IKEA tho

[@thedootlord]

I WAS JUST THINKING THIS

[@alastor2810]

Well I mean yeah true but impossible to contain unless u rip out the ground from under it

[@picklev5064]

Soul Night Gaming what if the rock is the scp and controls plant life around it and can affect human minds if touched. Class would be safe as it itself doesn’t move and therefore easily contained

[@thedootlord]

@@picklev5064 i wonder What it looks like above it And if they sent in drones like the ikeA

[@echooreo4708]

My dad said he was gonna cut the grass - Is this where he went?

[@sssunni2549]

Echo Oreo yooo😭😭😭

[@heypassthecheesecake4413]

:(

[@No-yr9rs]

No he just pulled a dad on you .... THEN he got lost

[@IDontLikeHandIes]

Nope he was gonna get mi-

[@starsmagicalien8595]

Echo Oreo,You Deserve The Joke Of a The Millenium Award

[@awolace1577]

Solution: Become a sheep. Then feast. The end. Thanks to Terreliv for the modification :D

[@personnel-1015]

COME MY BROTHERS. TODAY, WE EAT!

[@awolace1577]

Personnel - 101 ARIIIIISE!

[@HullsColby]

If you lose sight of the ones you eat it will simply go out your ass and reattach to the ones you've ate.

[@JustAJok3r]

Hulls Colby u sound like u tried it

[@HullsColby]

@@JustAJok3r umm... no?

[@null7198]

Don't really understand why so many people dislike this movie, sometimes it feels like it's just because it's grass and that automatically makes it bad or uninteresting-- Or because time loops. Like, not saying anyone is wrong for their opinion, just when I watched it I found it to be pretty interesting and morbidly fun, didn't think I'd hear so many people disliking it.

[@lonelyastronauts440]

"I'm also not going to talk about the grass people" the what now

[@cloudyborger]

Lonely Astronauts and the baby eating too 👶😋🤰

[@neroquin]

I watched it, and you don't want to know. Trust me on this one.

[@mymo_on4722]

@@neroquin where can you watch it??

[@tallguy8719]

thē grãss pēøplē

[@camerondefendorf3414]

Is anyone else gonna talk about how cute his dogs are?

[@kerresft8745]

Ugly ass dogs

[@FauxFoxPaw]

@@kerresft8745 Wrong. How can you be so so wrong?

[@kerresft8745]

Art of Swords Your opinion is wrong boomer

[@kerresft8745]

lolnowhat awm I lost mine to my red eared turtle

[@beanboy1145]

@lolnowhat awm What is wrong with you

[@ouchie4947]

The grass let the dog out because it’s a dog duh, can’t kill a dog even if you’re a weird horror field thing

[@cthulhufhtagn7520]

But it did

[@user-vf1zm1ee1l]

Ye it did the dog was dead before being alive

[@danielflanard8274]

I don't know what you are on about. Cats & dogs die regularly in horror movies.

[@baconboi459]

Dang,can anybody take a joke?

[@xtdycxtfuv9353]

araki disagrees

[@mayor.whiskers3]

The baby eating was probably the most traumatizing part of the movie:D

[@WhatzHappeningNow9]

Am I the only one who really liked this movie? I love sci-fi time loops and horror settings.

[@elijahlaligomez7537]

I lost brain cells

[@minibuffalo6634]

I just watched it tonight and I absolutely loved it!

[@Speblet]

No your no only one thank the lord. I thought I was the only one, I found the moving disturbing because of the loop and deeper meaning at the end but I enjoyed it

[@Voice_from_the_Void]

But I thought I was the only one liking it. THANK THE MAKER IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

[@jessemacneil4245]

I actually found this movie entertaining to.

[@Orion_The_Omega]

Me: BURN THE GRASS!!!! Herald: But the rain... Me: BURN THE RAIN!!!!

[@itzmiggyl2423]

LMAO!!!!!

[@ezzri3699]

No lmao that’s cringy

[@joshmorcoso2519]

@@ezzri3699 agreed

[@LaserTractor]

Oh look guys, I accidently have some thermite in my pocket Movie: ends

[@Whooshfurby]

I SET FIREEEEEEE TO THE RAIN WATCHED IT BURNNNNNNN

[@yasukeg4202]

Prof. Oak: don't mess with the tall grass Ash: ok Prof. Oak: I literally can't stress that enough Ash: alright Prof. Oak: now go get my mail from the next town Ash: how do I get there? Prof. Oak: ok you're gonna laugh

[@doctorbleh4110]

Ash: So I have to go through the tall grass? Prof. Oak: Yes, but its dangerous to go alone. Take this. Ash: A sword? Can't I have a pokemon? Prof. Oak: You're going up the street, not on some adventure. Ash: What if I get lost? Prof. Oak: You have a sword, cut your way out. Ash: But... Prof. Oak: Scoot!

[@CveBro]

Ash:omg this grass is so tall there must be a legendary pokemon in there Instead finds a rock

[@redly3615]

Ash: What the f Rock: You her forever no- Brock: Dont worry ash ill get rid if him Ash: Dafuk how u get here Ash: meh Brock: YOU KILLED MY FATHER! Rock: No i am your father Brock: nOoOOOoOOoooO tHatS ImPoSsiBLe

[@itstoughtobehumaninaworldv1872]

Now I know why we need a Pokemon companion while navigating into the tall grass.

[@ItsChiliP]

666 likes

[@TheNamesTropic]

Sounds like a stoner: “The grass sees all, man! The time loops!”

[@thejebman4912]

How to survive the tall grass: 1. Put on some Max Repel.

[@kalm2439]

yooo im hearing pokemon rn

[@Auphyrox]

i was expecting this comment

[@bot-uy9mw]

How to beat in the tall grass Step one: get a combine harvester Step two: D R I V E

[@iowafarmboy]

Well, a combine wouldn't work, tbh. That's meant for dead, dried out grasses and crops. A good sickle mower would work well. Assuming you don't run into a bog and get stuck (which the field would likely do) Tbh, I'm a fan of napalm... lots, and lots of napalm

[@whathappenswhen3017]

@@iowafarmboy " Napalm strike ready to use, mark the location"

[@tonyjones835]

What if the grass rapidly grows back?🤔

[@Kana0211]

Get a fleet of hundreds of thousands of them

[@madestmadhatter]

Fairly sure the grass can fight back, it just doesn't because it's feeding off of this time loop business, so anything that puts you in the grass probably not the smartest, harvester was intriguing but someone said that wouldn't work, so your choices are napalm, or crop duster full of herbicides.

[@sepiasmith5065]

the field sounds like an SCP. like the infinite Ikea. I'm actually surprised we haven't made more movies. 500k seems...small.

[@deltazero7262]

Lets go add this

[@gaiunx]

i wonder... does that number takes into account... porn movies???

[@emoimo4171]

Gaiunx Wolfen X Only if they were released in theatres. Porn theatres count

[@toastergod6429]

Scp movie 😳 watchdogs movie?👀

[@matthewmitchell5636]

hold on. there's a very easy alternative to the Dead Dog plot that doesn't require your beloved dog to die; pluck some grass and hold onto it. the grass is dead now that you've picked it, so now you have a much lighter and much less sad anchor to work with.

[@AS-ym2bp]

"The tall grass doesn't move dead things" *Remembers how I'm dead inside* Grass : Wait, that's illegal!

[@helltubejackie1086]

haHA YOUVE BEEN JAPED!

[@CursedMudflap]

Grass will just move your outsides then, lol

[@supersword4569]

Is your name Mr. Funnyman? Because that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day!!!

[@Artizap_]

Supersword 456 Is your name Mr. Unfunnyman? Because that is the unfunniest shit I’ve ever read in my entire fucking life.

[@Haydra1898]

Artizap Is your name Mr. NeverPositive? BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE YOU’RE NEVER POSITIVE

[@BillBui_]

“How to beat tall grass” - turn back the way you came when you hear creepy kid’s voice in some creepy ass grass and mind your own business

[@franciscoyoutube891]

911 and go away

[@Magical_Trash]

Caleb city taught us this lesson well 😂

[@krvonz9434]

Tall Girl: Tall Grass: *chuckles* , im in danger

[@btsqueen8359]

HAHAHHS THIS COMMENT SECTION IS HILARIOUS

[@leafplayz9820]

SOMEONE CALL ?

[@jamesfisher4499]

That is so funny

[@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683]

Tall grass: nearly impossible to escape Tall people: finally, a worthy opponent

[@James-dq7oi]

I would like to fight this field as a certified tall boye

[@neroquin]

No more likes for you, you're at the perfect 420

[@ontop2324]

It was honestly one of the most original movies in 2019

[@MouldMadeMind]

Original isn't good.

[@ontop2324]

@@MouldMadeMind didn’t say that

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@ontop2324 yes, you sugested it. Despite that it isn't even original.

[@ontop2324]

@@MouldMadeMind ok

[@mightymarlin97]

@@MouldMadeMind Oh yeah of course. Movies about time manipulating grass fields controlled by an ancient rock of unknown origin are a dime a dozen

[@acetuberjason6730]

What if Tobin touched the rock and guided you to the edge of the field, then they forcibly dragged him out of the field?

[@jimjam2557]

He would probably make his way back to the field one way or another.

[@lapha7899]

@@jimjam2557 I cut off his limbs

[@martillery]

@@lapha7899 I love u😍🤣

[@lapha7899]

@Telestrial Being do intense therapy using flashing lights to remove memory used for people with PTSD if that doesn't work figure out a way to destroy the tall grass once I do I show Tobin if he still feels attached I build his home there since there is no longer any danger so he would just live in that huge area where the grass used to be and live happily ever after

[@MuyuP]

Wtf is this comment section and why do I love it

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

This movie sounds like a really bad scp article.

[@Godly_Spartan]

Scp-Grassthatdoesthings

[@outlier9099]

Nah it's a bad Pokemon creepypasta

[@SaltTectonics]

Theres actually a similar scp to this. These people from the 1950's are caught in a time loop where they relive a gas explosion in their house. However, anyone that goes into the radius of the time loop gets trapped as well and the radius of the loop increases.

[@Godly_Spartan]

@@SaltTectonics And there's an endless IKEA scp.

[@outlier9099]

@@SaltTectonics that's just Mrs peregrine's home for peculiar children

[@qrispy1863]

me : puts dead bugs in pocket Grass: ...

[@scooble_]

*angry rustling*

[@yeetzyboi2114]

Grass: this mans too big brain, *clears path* **Get tf outta my field!!!!**

[@z3ldris754]

You wasn't supposed to do that

[@jackjoon3516]

Wait! That's illegal

[@WalterWater]

Outstanding move

[@redgold637]

the fact that the person who made cube worked on this made me see the pattern of his films being set in one place for the entire movie

[@Blubberbusen]

Step1: Let the Kid touch the stone. Step 2: Let the kid lead you out. Step 3: Just take that kid with you hes not gonna put up a hard fight even if he lays all his energy into not leaving. Step 4: Win

[@shubhamburman2174]

But then why would the kid tell you the way out?

[@sybbi7]

@@shubhamburman2174 Because you'll kill him if not.

[@kickrox4606]

@@sybbi7 WTF!!! Lmao

[@warriormasterdeath7093]

@@sybbi7 wow that got dark

[@mr1888]

what if the kid becomes a demon kid and become stronger than everyone

[@handsome_potato]

Tall grass: hehehe you can't escape Me with my driveable lawn mower: sorry is this some kind of photosynthetic joke i am too human to understand.

[@adamthenewman]

How would this help you get out though? You still can’t get to the end and the grass would probably just regrow

[@destruckriverivera5227]

@@adamthenewman BLOW IT UP THEN

[@justsomeplantcells-]

haha lawnmower go vroom vroom

[@PMMillard]

Tall Grass: You cant just walk out of my field! Me: Haha phone gps goes click

[@destruckriverivera5227]

@@PMMillard HAHAHA the field will just change or move you or make the grass people brake your phone or you wont hav service or internet to use it

[@kirbitchor-robloxandmore2177]

Tall Grass: Help me! Them: no *movie ends*

[@eseclipse3267]

Kirbitchor - roblox and more that’s something I would do

[@av3stube480]

About the dead things - assuming that the grass has some form of consciousness, which it seems to have, I'm betting that the fact it doesn't move dead things is merely an act, not a rule - as in, the grass does it just to let its prey have some breathing time, yet constantly be reminded of the consequences of 'losing' - dying. Also, as far as you can tell, nothing changes when the grass shifts someone's position, so what would prevent the grass from shifting your entire group back when you were close to escaping? It would give you the illusion that the people around a dead object aren't being shifted. If you really tried to carry a dead thing around to escape, you'd just end up still lost, but with smelly and dirty hands.

[@roj0riot]

this sounds like a horror story a pokemon professor would write about going into the tall grass before getting your starter

[@akemirose1741]

DMroj0 Most likely written by Professor Oak

[@mastoid45]

“Blink one eye at a time” Weeping Angels: ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT ABORT MISSION.

[@tescobakery1927]

SCP-173 is based off of weeping angels. If you blink with one eye, it simply kills you.

[@denizs.9619]

@@tescobakery1927 why doesnt it kill you if you dont blink.. eh forget i asked SCP foundation cannot be explained with mundane logic

[@amadeus5182]

@@denizs.9619 Who knows? Maybe it wants to play a game, or it made it's own rules to follow because it can easily kill you, so why not make it more entartaining?

[@monstroazul3989]

Hahahahahahahaj

[@tescobakery1927]

@@amadeus5182 Yeah I think it's that. There was a story where it's theorized SCP-173 is a predator species from another dimension, and like predator from the movie predator, he hunts for sport

[@HandsomeLongshanks]

I seriously never understood why they didn't try the piggyback ride thing again.

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

Because if they did the movie would've ended an hour earlier.

[@aaaaaaaaooooooo]

1) Carry two bones from the carcasses. Place one on the ground, walk 1-2 feet, place the other bone on the ground, then reach back and pick up the first bone. Repeat this and you can walk without being teleported. 2) At the old abandoned facility, make one of the towers fall over onto the ground. It would form a bridge towards the road that is higher than the grass. Add tables, chairs etc to complete this high walkway all the way to the road. 3) At the abandoned facility, find some wood and make some stilts.

[@Liam-dt4nm]

Be vegan. Start eating the grass so that the rock would want you to leave.

[@khajiithaswares4147]

Ok but what

[@bigdaddyyankieee9611]

yeah this is big brain time

[@z.m.n.1998]

@@bigdaddyyankieee9611 Big Brain Clan

[@sgreechie]

ItsAn Blurtle big brain 👌👌👌

[@luminkin]

What if the grass grew back though after it was eaton.

[@gabrielleneer8505]

Them: Gets in the hole * Gets stuck* Next Movie: In the Deep Hole

[@Vampspacee]

😂😂😂😂

[@Vampspacee]

or below the tall grass

[@Kai-qp7qq]

😂😆😂😆this had me rolling

[@Jewelytt7]

Hahaha! 😂😂😂

[@rosechloris-aphrodite3109]

Heaven _girl?! Just like the movie “As above so below” 😂

[@homiesssfleshyyy6410]

At 1:48 like you called “Becky and cal” a couple, all I wanna say is that shows how weird the brothers relationship was with his sister throughout the movie.

[@taryn7566]

rida ahmer yeah he was like obsessed with becky

[@guidoromani4703]

and thats on sweet home Alabama

[@literaIIyshy]

I was literally yelling "incest" during the whole last act of the movie

[@svftymiilk]

@@literaIIyshy Thats why Kirby with a knife is here to tell cal to stop his incest bullshit or he gonna get the stab stab

[@bruhbruh7786]

Yeah, her brother literally loved his own sister like that's weird af.

[@jennifersado]

The way this guy does his sponsor breaks, it's so clever you can't even be mad

[@DerrisDerrison]

It's the same way Ryan George does his, he calls it 'the Adstranaut' and floats about the screen in 'Ad space' I wonder who got the idea first, if it's a coincidence that they both do the same thing or if they're friends, either way like you say it makes the ads a lot better to watch and not in your face which tbh is really refreshing x

[@kendaltaylor6731]

“the couple we start with” “brother and sister” but it gets worse

[@MrCrasherdog]

hot

[@kendaltaylor6731]

MrCrasherdog oh-

[@chromso]

@@kendaltaylor6731 oh shit

[@bagascaturs9457]

They did the "thing"?

[@kottonkandy0962]

_Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime_

[@isabelkree2126]

I felt like the dog was the smartest character in the movie [EDIT] how did this comment get so many likes??

[@bababol4089]

Lol

[@Al-zs6tq]

Omg im dying 😂😂

[@helen6680]

dont do my mans travis like this. that dog walked in there and died and the only reason anyone lived was travis. hes honestly the only one who had any sense in the movie

[@helenarosno]

The dog was an idiot

[@isabelkree2126]

Helen lol sorry I was making a joke I didn’t mean to offend anyone

[@tomritchie7894]

“You can survive by not blinking” Addison Rae’s Mom: *”It is Time”*

[@timmylikemoney9286]

Try mark Zucker berg it is time

[@SimmonsEnjoyer]

Morgz: *finally*

[@Kerbist]

scp-173 (peanuts) natural habitat

[@Annihilation_Studios]

Morgz: it is time

[@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man]

Doctor who fans: it’s time

[@iredx2821]

Actually, Toben was under someone's shoulder while he was staring at the church for a very long time. Assuming that, he did blinked multiple times at that time and he didn't lose it's sight. That means he doesn't have to blink one eye at a time. He just didn't need to lose the sight with the church for a long time entirely.

[@TheCornDog.]

Video: How to beat: "In the Tall Grass" My Brain Reading the thumbnail: How to *Beat* in the tall grass.

[@skullcrusade3436]

1 using the rock 2 using the dead things 3 using your friends

[@iamlame9631]

hahahahhaha

[@TempestRex_]

Skull Crusade343 4. Using the grass

[@SouljaBoy69_420]

Same lol

[@bxoomi]

😳

[@Hayden_Cat]

When me a my sister watched this we completely ruined a scenes seriousness. The scene where Cal is about to touch the rock we made up an alternate version where he touches it, become enlightened, looks at Tobin and says “I understand now, it’s not just a stone...it’s a rock” . Then Tobin smiles and nods at him as they hop on top of the rock. “Let’s get outta here” Cal says and they drive off on the rock through the grass to the road.

[@lordshrimpramen5589]

**gasp** “It’s not just a boulder... it’s a rock!” *single tear falls down face*

[@charisma7914]

Hannah Cat Your pfp kinda scares me 👁👄👁

[@Hayden_Cat]

Lord Shrimp Ramen yess you get it

[@Hayden_Cat]

Charisma Charmer same here lol

[@vilifis2827]

In terms of maturity... We have no maturity.

[@wicketman2339]

how about the fact they jumped like 2'-3' vertical while pregnant. NBA players right there.

[@zenmar84]

And they did it without running for more force.

[@zoemakesmusic]

"shut down the theatres" aged too well.

[@hussainabbass6697]

Correction: travis sacrificed a version of himself. Now he never has to enter the field and be stuck in the loop. By cancelling the entry of the brother and sister he in turn cancels his entry and even the kids family. Or at least a version of his family? Do they get stuck?

[@ninespine5258]

The kids family is fucked, that's in a different loop. The loops collide and mess with time a little. The kids family is in the future because they find Beck's body.

[@ninespine5258]

The kid stopped the loop himself so he's stuck in that timeline

[@RainisaurusRox]

@@ninespine5258 The family was lured in by Travis so they should be fine.

[@samuelp8699]

RainisaurusRox I thought the family started chasing the dog and then it all went to hell

[@adengilliland5415]

@@samuelp8699 they also said that they heard travis calling for Tobin to help him and he knew his name because they met in a previous loop

[@captainobvious6779]

The buffering scared me. I thought that was my phone.

[@Mythical_Paws]

Same

[@axthxrn]

For real. And I'm watching this on my laptop, which is usually pretty fast. It scared me lol

[@CenturionMkIII]

I wasn’t tricked by it because I was watching on my phone

[@louiewark8527]

I 💯 thought it was my phone

[@Fearagen]

My phone isnt 1920x1080 so it didnt fool me lol

[@evenmattias]

Nothing made by Stephen King makes sense. Its part of the charm

[@Mrduh-mr5dj]

That's not charming its just bad writing.

[@allietoler2678]

“Demonic spider clown that loves eating kids” great book idea King!

[@aight5926]

@@Mrduh-mr5dj Oh yeah sure mister everything is a bad writing if it doesn't make sense. I hope you're happy with yourself by saying that.

[@catzma3089]

In my opinion, it depends but if nothing makes sense like AT ALL that's just bad writing

[@aight5926]

@@catzma3089 You may got a point right there

[@spideraba769]

Doggo looks so happy to be helping!

[@username3471]

"you can't burn the grass as it rains frequently" Lawnmower: *Imma end this man's whole career*

[@mantis_toboggan_md]

Comment stealing ass.

[@fletcher4098]

Thief

[@Petaurista13]

Common misconception, same as one guy once told me that I can't burn hole in cast iron. Well... I was talking about termite and pyrogel (if it's called like that in English, in Polish pirożel is simply enhanced napalm). You can literally set water on fire with some stuff, and one of it is simply gas.

[@quackmwah]

the rock in the lawnmower: Im about to end this mans whole career

[@joelhoon1707]

The water: I'm about to end *Username34's* whole career Lawnmowers are electric. Electric meets water. Death.

[@dericho7021]

When said the grass doesn’t move dead things and made that clear I immediately thought of the ideas of everyone just finding something dead and picking it up

[@hatetatersgaming522]

The only major problem is that the rock can already warp reality so what if the dead thing loses its permenance as you pick it up

[@aWERFRGT6545BGFG]

yeah but if ur holding something and u lose sight of it then even tho ur touching it it will still disappear

[@nessinu1225]

I think it actually that it only moves living things. For an example if lady gaga went in wearing her meat dress then she would still be moved by the grass even though she is wearing a dead animal.

[@waffleman6114]

I just imagine after the movie Tobin becomes rich and comes back to the fields at in a helicopter and finds the rock and throws a grenade at it. I know I sound high while saying this but a man is allowed to imagine soooooo....

[@TheSunkenShipWreck]

Tall grass people who play POKEMON let us introduce ourselves

[@COVID--ls6xf]

Reading your comment gave me brain cancer

[@waffleman6114]

@@COVID--ls6xf I know I suck at english and I seriously have weird imagination.

[@gamerp1g]

@@waffleman6114 your comment was fine and your English is good. Keep up the funny comments!

[@khanyikhanyez306]

lol and then you end up killing the several muddy people and babies under the rock

[@Xiiki]

Just dig up the ground, get some dirt, pile it up, and then be a scout to save you’re friends by looking at them constantly. Unfortunately the person who is the scout won’t escape.

[@DrGandW]

“I’m not gonna talk about the baby eating” Me, who hasn’t watched the movie and am just listening to this like a podcast: THE W H A T

[@BigManDov]

Stolen comment smh

[@DrGandW]

DavidPotato Nah, just said it second, maybe. Can’t tell with this vague “1 month ago” dating.

[@OriginTruthAndFinality]

You uh... Dont wanna know, it's really f up

[@theawkwardgabe3715]

I mean, technically it both did and didn't happen. Like yea, she gave birth pre-maturely, and since it was dead her brother fed it to her without her realizing until she died, but at the end they negated everything that happened and she ends up keeping the baby and going home to raise it so the baby also lives? It's a very complicated movie, I give it a 6/10

[@chickenkurry6451]

They were using the dog as help guiding them so the field let the dog out.

[@jayjay_lee]

WHO LET THE DOG OUT?

[@hs4780]

@@jayjay_lee the g r a s s

[@Alteori]

Oh wow. Didn't think of that

[@gridthexenomorph3658]

@@Alteori I did not think you would appear

[@Omnisprime]

The old man should never have let them leave Pallet Town without a Pokémon.

[@jotesbe9117]

travel all at once while having one person be sitting on another's shoulders, or two for a safe measure unless the know-it-all field gets mad that it's so bloody easy to beat it and goes haywire, changing its own rules and moving you around anyway, you're golden