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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

2 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon explains to his audience what it means to live in America the beautiful, has two reactions to the shocking overturning of Roe v Wade, discusses tired workers falling into a vat of chocolate, Kyle Rittenhouse's new video game, the fireworks shortage in Arizona, and tries to find some good news for this 4th of July Season.
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@matttremblay8225
@matttremblay8225 Жыл бұрын
America to me is the never ending struggle to be something and then immediately hating it once you’ve gotten there
@JD_50
@JD_50 2 жыл бұрын
Tim’s “What America means to me” speech should be performed during the next State of the Union address
@blindthrall
@blindthrall 2 жыл бұрын
It'll be better than whatever gobbledygook falls out of the mummy's mouth.
@wes7949
@wes7949 2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine tho lmao
@snogger6
@snogger6 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit yes... this is incredible.
@ChaseDoggs
@ChaseDoggs 2 жыл бұрын
truely amazing
@matthewmaguire71
@matthewmaguire71 2 жыл бұрын
I've listened to it 3 times now and it's both depressingly hilarious and beautifully captivating and inspiring
@jakefromstatefarm8010
@jakefromstatefarm8010 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is one of the few guys who can be multiple years + sober and still look constantly hungover
@syr72
@syr72 Жыл бұрын
Truly
@jeffm3283
@jeffm3283 Жыл бұрын
He's talked about liking fancy meals. Have you seen the calories in a mousse? And that's just one course. Good for him tbh
@robh467
@robh467 Жыл бұрын
When your parents are MIT professors; in childhood you're fed enough psychedelics to last a lifetime.
@StuPhee
@StuPhee Ай бұрын
​@@syr72he's clean on it.
@Richard.Atkinson
@Richard.Atkinson 2 жыл бұрын
This episode is like a State of the Union Address, but without all the lies.
@brianleon12
@brianleon12 2 жыл бұрын
the being an American monologue was hauntingly beautiful. God Bless America
@johnmahaffey3011
@johnmahaffey3011 2 жыл бұрын
🎯
@Cockmonging
@Cockmonging 2 жыл бұрын
It's beautiful how eloquently Tim described the USA as the failed experiment that it is.
@FrenchCanadianGuy
@FrenchCanadianGuy 2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp please?
@aba9939
@aba9939 2 жыл бұрын
@@FrenchCanadianGuy just watch the damn podcast
@slawdogtrillionaire9508
@slawdogtrillionaire9508 2 жыл бұрын
@hypnotard69
@hypnotard69 2 жыл бұрын
For Tim's newer fans- Tim used to have other sidekick/producers for his 1st 100 or so podcasts, they were 2nd rate comedians and always interrupted him and tried to one up his jokes. Then one day he brought Ben in, and Ben let Tim flow, his extemporaneous rants now became poetry, like Hemingway and Bukowski mixed with Alex Jones and Bill Hicks, Hunter S. Thompson, Woody Allen and Stephen King. Just as importantly, Ben understood Tim the way we understood Tim. He barely said anything and tried not to laugh but he always cracked when Tim's stories hit their climax- at the same time we did. Thats why Ben will always be the best side kick ever
@willk113
@willk113 2 жыл бұрын
If only he worked harder smh
@John-xz9ur
@John-xz9ur 2 жыл бұрын
importantly
@lol22332
@lol22332 2 жыл бұрын
And he still doesn’t deserve how much he gets paid
@MattK_lovesYah
@MattK_lovesYah 2 жыл бұрын
@@lol22332 few do
@Rampart.X
@Rampart.X 2 жыл бұрын
Ben's getting a little too uppity for my sensibilities. One must maintain a firm line that divides us from our servants. Otherwise you end up with Planet of the Apes.
@AwokenEntertainment
@AwokenEntertainment 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon really understands what America is..
@4363HASHMI
@4363HASHMI 19 күн бұрын
Ok, What is a woman? There are about ~130 Million XX, so are we bigger perverts than TDill because our brains can’t process such rudimentary common sense that XX=Female?
@1ib
@1ib 2 жыл бұрын
The “being an American” monologue was an absolute classic 🔥🇺🇸
@vincentbifano
@vincentbifano 2 жыл бұрын
Years from now it will be held in the same regard as ‘7 Words You Can’t Say On TV’ perhaps even surpassing it.
@steeveekeys1904
@steeveekeys1904 2 жыл бұрын
Monologues not monologue.
@PTracer921
@PTracer921 2 жыл бұрын
☝ always finding a way to check someone's grammar is inherently American!!the boring Chinese are working on engineering problems as the language isn't good enough to allow it
@UrbanSherpaToy
@UrbanSherpaToy 2 жыл бұрын
Steevee Keys ur wrong
@UrbanSherpaToy
@UrbanSherpaToy 2 жыл бұрын
Steevee Keys grammaticall*
@BillBurrUniversity
@BillBurrUniversity 2 жыл бұрын
Tim's rants are funnier than most specials on netflix!
@kryterz
@kryterz 2 жыл бұрын
I disagree, Brendan Shaubs special is the funniest special ever created.
@douggchidorihabbo
@douggchidorihabbo 2 жыл бұрын
This post hilarious coming from a Burr page, that last Burr ensemble production on Netflix was ROUGH
@bochapman1058
@bochapman1058 2 жыл бұрын
Wait till you see his special…. Or better yea I saw him a few months ago love working his special material. They are not the same Dillon, stand up Dillon is waaaaay more laughs you’ll have in an hour than his fantastic rants.
@Gerdaldfighterkid
@Gerdaldfighterkid 2 жыл бұрын
Tims a low key devil
@Tom-tg2jl
@Tom-tg2jl 2 жыл бұрын
Norm Macdonald, Hitler’s dog is my favorite
@jefferthomason5591
@jefferthomason5591 2 жыл бұрын
Tim flawlessly dives into the darkest parts of humanity. Canonballs into it and leaves everyone covered in shit. What a fucking gem.
@natpolkabunny
@natpolkabunny 2 жыл бұрын
This is like a professional review nice hahah
@rockymtnboi1158
@rockymtnboi1158 2 жыл бұрын
Beautifully put..
@gordons-alive4940
@gordons-alive4940 2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha. That's the best description of Dillon's act that I've come across.
@emilykoch4123
@emilykoch4123 2 жыл бұрын
Is it a flawless dive or a cannonball? Lol. Not that I disagree.
@FargomanLA
@FargomanLA 2 жыл бұрын
Than runs an ad
@Pitchforkkk
@Pitchforkkk Жыл бұрын
This video is a 4th of July tradition to me at this point
@mason702
@mason702 2 жыл бұрын
Tim looks like the rich uncle that shows up to the cookout late so everyone sees the Bentley.
@diggitywaxenhausen9011
@diggitywaxenhausen9011 2 жыл бұрын
But he’s really completely bankrupt and starts hitting up the family for loans.
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 жыл бұрын
@@diggitywaxenhausen9011 "You'll get your money back when Doge, Gamestop and Luna get back to all time highs."
@Rampart.X
@Rampart.X 2 жыл бұрын
That's the 'Austin pimp' look.
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rampart.X whats there to pimp there? homeless fentanyl guitar players?
@Rampart.X
@Rampart.X 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShatterNWO - twink podcast producers
@MrLuigiVampa
@MrLuigiVampa 2 жыл бұрын
This man is able to filter the darkness. Make it palatable. Make it even comfortable. He was ranting about something in the last episode that pretty much described the current state of my life. It’s a very bad state. He was describing it almost to a T. It should’ve depressed the hell out of me. But it was making me laugh, I was even pumping my arm in the air. He was describing a terrible situation, one that I happen to find myself in, And he was making me feel OK about it. That’s a goddamn superpower.
@elcapitan9141
@elcapitan9141 2 жыл бұрын
Was it laying on the couch wishing for death stuck in a low wage job
@TheJoshestWhite
@TheJoshestWhite 2 жыл бұрын
We wish you well
@JAv-ti8uq
@JAv-ti8uq 2 жыл бұрын
Whatever shit you’re currently going through, that attitude tells me that you are absolutely going to make it and come out on the other side. Good on ya, Mate!
@supergiggity123
@supergiggity123 2 жыл бұрын
*tees off*
@MattK_lovesYah
@MattK_lovesYah 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@Askarcher
@Askarcher 2 жыл бұрын
Ben’s laugh is such a magical thing
@isaack3645
@isaack3645 2 жыл бұрын
Ben’s ability to go from laughing back to serious face is impeccable
@GregFries
@GregFries 2 жыл бұрын
You had me @22:59 with the "Can we go back with the British? Like, can we admit that this has been a mistake?"
@blindthrall
@blindthrall 2 жыл бұрын
That's up there with Billy Burr asking when we admit the internet was a giant mistake and turn it off.
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 2 жыл бұрын
He will find the same problems there
@alex.profi27
@alex.profi27 Жыл бұрын
​@@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 that s not true :)) And even the problems the british have,they are new and brought by the immigrants :))
@tech1238
@tech1238 2 жыл бұрын
You already know it’s gonna be good from Tim’s attire
@boertje
@boertje 2 жыл бұрын
$50,000 sunglasses on.
@goingoutotheparty1
@goingoutotheparty1 2 жыл бұрын
@@boertje I think they were like 85K dude :D, they were taken from Dodis cold dead body... allegedly
@jordanjae
@jordanjae 2 жыл бұрын
@@boertje $100,000 he ended up at.
@goingoutotheparty1
@goingoutotheparty1 2 жыл бұрын
@@jordanjae Still a bargain the way inflations going
@flusterzero
@flusterzero 2 жыл бұрын
​@@jordanjae And it should increase MORE!
@ChrisMonelt
@ChrisMonelt 2 жыл бұрын
Love how Tim NEVER breaks, but when he does a mild impression of his father, he smiles like a schoolboy who just got a Nintendo 64 for Christmas
@aarondemers8542
@aarondemers8542 2 жыл бұрын
I got all emotional and teared up with his "America to me" speech. Beautiful.
@sabloff
@sabloff 2 жыл бұрын
This is like an epic, fully-formed comedy special that he's just rattling off the top of his head. What an incredible talent. At least three occasions I needed to call my friends to tell them what was happening here.
@mickydee896
@mickydee896 2 жыл бұрын
weird
@rudysconstruction
@rudysconstruction 2 жыл бұрын
@@mickydee896 you’re weird
@Cockmonging
@Cockmonging 2 жыл бұрын
Makes you think about how long Tim must've been stewing on these thoughts haha.
@corbingardner
@corbingardner 2 жыл бұрын
@Jase Bamber "friends"
@willfarrow7516
@willfarrow7516 2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@Blumberjack
@Blumberjack 2 жыл бұрын
Protect this man at all costs. He is the darkness we deserve.
@cwrasmus
@cwrasmus 2 жыл бұрын
Tim yelling ‘Bobbaaayyyyy!!!!’ is quickly becoming my favorite thing in the world 😂
@BigBearWeek
@BigBearWeek 2 жыл бұрын
19:08
@show_me_your_kitties
@show_me_your_kitties Жыл бұрын
That's a Whitney Houston reference if you didn't know.
@origanev1986
@origanev1986 Жыл бұрын
38:17
@mattbauer6242
@mattbauer6242 Жыл бұрын
We miss you Ben. Tim’s confidence was at an all time high with you around.
@mrdbourke
@mrdbourke 2 жыл бұрын
44:51 I love how confused Tim always looks when Ben's saying something. It's as if Ben's speaking Swedish and Tim has no idea what he's saying.
@AliNT77
@AliNT77 2 жыл бұрын
my Tensorflow instructor is a Tim Dillon fan? life in the big city
@mrdbourke
@mrdbourke 2 жыл бұрын
@@AliNT77 haha looks like the internet is just one big city
@Kingadamstar
@Kingadamstar 2 жыл бұрын
yea ben is annoying
@AliNT77
@AliNT77 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrdbourke thank you for the content man keep up the good work 🙏👍
@blakerhodes8760
@blakerhodes8760 2 жыл бұрын
It’s because he is perpetually ungrateful
@greenpilltheory6649
@greenpilltheory6649 2 жыл бұрын
You can literally smell the luxury coming through the monitor.
@noneofthatmate
@noneofthatmate 2 жыл бұрын
Tims being an American speech is the most correct words I’ve ever heard
@raging100
@raging100 Ай бұрын
once a week i find myself coming back to this gem.
@peppino1961
@peppino1961 2 жыл бұрын
I swear to God Tim just makes me laugh like no one else. He is just the best comic out there today by far. He is larger than life.
@thepeas
@thepeas 2 жыл бұрын
thankfully not as big as Burnt Chrysler..
@goldfruitco6841
@goldfruitco6841 2 жыл бұрын
tim - take off your pants
@ticaljarvis
@ticaljarvis 2 жыл бұрын
@@thepeas or as racist! Fat Sticks aka Knights of Tha Ku Kulx Klan mini David Duke : The Grand Wizard
@thehomelesswhisperer9733
@thehomelesswhisperer9733 2 жыл бұрын
THE LARGEST
@stevenstauff9655
@stevenstauff9655 2 жыл бұрын
He's not even a comic at this point. Just a realist. A prophet
@CoolAdam247
@CoolAdam247 2 жыл бұрын
Tim looking like an undercover FBI agent on a Royal Caribbean Cruise ship, looking to bust a human trafficking organisation in a high stakes poker game. #LifeInTheBigCity 🚬😎👍
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 2 жыл бұрын
Cool Adam, today is a sad day.
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 жыл бұрын
Wait until the end of the cruise to make the arrests. Otherwise the buffet is super awkward.
@geesixnine
@geesixnine 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulfroelich1024 get over it
@lemons7774
@lemons7774 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShatterNWO HAHAHA!! 😂😅
@philthedrill2244
@philthedrill2244 2 жыл бұрын
Subbed only based on name and pic
@Merkaba4203
@Merkaba4203 2 жыл бұрын
The "what america means to me" monologue is one of the most hilarious & brilliant pieces of thought I've ever heard. That being said, one of my of fav moments in any ep is when Ben says "noooooo!"
@daddydubs7670
@daddydubs7670 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is irresponsibly hilarious. I almost crashed my car.
@josiahsingh1989
@josiahsingh1989 2 жыл бұрын
Timmy doing a Carlin with his "What America means to me..." bit. Goddammit, this man is a national treasure, and we need to protect him at all cost.
@DolphLongedgreens
@DolphLongedgreens 2 жыл бұрын
I know they are friends, but Tim needs to draw the line somewhere. He can't keep cleaning up all of Ben's messes. Bailing Ben out after he was arrested with the "Patriot Front" in Idaho is just too much. At this point he's just encouraging this behavior.
@Rampart.X
@Rampart.X 2 жыл бұрын
Friends say "NO! Just STOP!"
@franbone
@franbone 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rampart.X Tim's probably bailin' him out of the Pot right now. Lord help him. Tim, not Ben.
@CHINESE_PRIDE
@CHINESE_PRIDE 2 жыл бұрын
I think they're actually lovers. It's the only way to explain their dynamic.
@streborsemaj2173
@streborsemaj2173 2 жыл бұрын
@@CHINESE_PRIDE I was literally contemplating that very thing last Saturday when the show premiered. Nobody presses there tongue up against their front teeth like that who isn’t gay.
@myo39
@myo39 2 жыл бұрын
@@CHINESE_PRIDE maybe Ben's wife is made up?
@jonathonroiko7474
@jonathonroiko7474 2 жыл бұрын
I usually watch for Ben's reaction, but I can't stop watching Tim's outfit.. he went for the carnival cruise look
@brendanmccormack8374
@brendanmccormack8374 2 жыл бұрын
“America: A place where you’ll get a bunch of stuff you don’t deserve, and nothing you do” Poetry
@hmiddle3495
@hmiddle3495 2 жыл бұрын
This is going to be a BANGER. I can feel it in my bones.
@alo4912
@alo4912 2 жыл бұрын
You can feel it in your bones? The cancer has spread to your bone marrow, RIP
@hmiddle3495
@hmiddle3495 2 жыл бұрын
@@alo4912 like a true, Tim Dillon fan, yes…CHEMO is ON THE HORIZON.
@rodyar2520
@rodyar2520 2 жыл бұрын
You were right
@alo4912
@alo4912 2 жыл бұрын
@@hmiddle3495 I wish you well
@Yes-sc1pb
@Yes-sc1pb 2 жыл бұрын
@@alo4912 life in thr big city
@camiloalonso3709
@camiloalonso3709 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Tim rocking his 85 thhhhousand dollars sun glasses
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 жыл бұрын
Tim becoming a rich snob is the best development of the year. Which is saying a lot considering my ex wife has been missing for 3 months.
@b1gbuck
@b1gbuck 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShatterNWO dont worry bro shes just working a 480 hour shift at work, everything's fine.
@benjamming8866
@benjamming8866 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShatterNWO you can start celebrating missing anniversary milestones. And make sure to treat yourself to nice dinners n gifts in relation to the anniversary milestone. She would want that , we know that much to be true.
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 жыл бұрын
@@benjamming8866 which anniversary am I celebrating? the day she was reported missing or the day I filed for divorce, which was the day after she was reported missing? Completely unrelated question, how deep underground can cadaveur dogs smell?
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 2 жыл бұрын
they went up to 100k in the last episode.. 😆
@Gtobot
@Gtobot 2 жыл бұрын
The ending 10 minutes are the greatest 10 in podcast history
@truerambler
@truerambler 2 жыл бұрын
Being an American to me is enjoying the Tim Dillon show every weekend ❤
@glyn5385
@glyn5385 2 жыл бұрын
Tim rocking the coke fueled yacht salesman look............ absoloute gold!!!!
@rehmsmeyer
@rehmsmeyer 2 жыл бұрын
*_Once again, Ben tries to derail the greatest podcast on earth, and Tim, once again, saves the day._*
@pandeyUkislay
@pandeyUkislay 2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp please
@kbargos
@kbargos 2 жыл бұрын
@@pandeyUkislay 0:00-1:07:40
@Yaz-pn9py
@Yaz-pn9py 2 жыл бұрын
@@pandeyUkislay iTs a RunninG joke.
@bottomlinebassin2001
@bottomlinebassin2001 2 жыл бұрын
It's the new haircut 🤣
@qwerty6574
@qwerty6574 2 жыл бұрын
@@bottomlinebassin2001 I'm not jealous of that gorgeous hair. At all.
@bencooke1922
@bencooke1922 2 жыл бұрын
Ben’s giggle fits where he does something odd with his hands and Tim’s expressions at insane shit are what makes the video episodes so good 🤣
@soioioioioioio34
@soioioioioioio34 2 жыл бұрын
Strange people the forced laugh is cringe
@randomfullywonderful
@randomfullywonderful Жыл бұрын
lol, where he brings up them up to his face and shakes his fists on his eyes? 😆 They should release a shirt with a sketch of him doing that.
@metalface9463
@metalface9463 2 жыл бұрын
I think this was the greatest Tim Dillon show ever recorded. Wow
@DeadlyHooIigan
@DeadlyHooIigan 2 жыл бұрын
I’m realizing how proud I am to be an American after Tim speaks of what it’s like to be an American. God bless the USA
@mungus4083
@mungus4083 2 жыл бұрын
Tim dillon is where i get my news
@Turner9090
@Turner9090 2 жыл бұрын
As tim was saying what America is to him, I got a news alert that a man was eaten by an 11-foot alligator in a South Carolina pond….God is indeed a comedian.
@blindthrall
@blindthrall 2 жыл бұрын
I know what America means to that gator...easy meat.
@clp1
@clp1 2 жыл бұрын
Ben, you have GOT to put the "being an American to me means..." section up as a short. Best short material in years.
@funkk
@funkk 2 жыл бұрын
yes!!
@andrewbundy252
@andrewbundy252 2 жыл бұрын
Tim should definitely play an adult cartman in a live action film
@loyal7597
@loyal7597 2 жыл бұрын
Lol yea and Ben could play Kenny
@blindthrall
@blindthrall 2 жыл бұрын
@@loyal7597 Because he'll die?
@QuakeSphere
@QuakeSphere 2 жыл бұрын
'Alex Jones' would be more precise.
@andrewbundy252
@andrewbundy252 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah the plot being how bill hicks become Alex Jones
@zeldaguy32
@zeldaguy32 2 жыл бұрын
I really hope Ben knows that there are people who love him and care about him....I was gonna make a joke about him sabotaging the podcast but I actually feel wholesome right now
@rotinhellu-tube2737
@rotinhellu-tube2737 2 жыл бұрын
#pride
@heom0128
@heom0128 2 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this while grocery shopping and people were looking at me like I was crazy because I was laughing so much
@speedjaycer
@speedjaycer 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is my favorite Preacher. Love you Father Dillon! This episode has me on my knees, crying, laughing, and believing. Amen
@blakem000
@blakem000 2 жыл бұрын
Tim's Being an American rant is one of the best rant's he has ever done. Period. Dying!
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679
@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 2 жыл бұрын
Loving it!
@soragoku8217
@soragoku8217 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Arizona, everything, and anything Tim has said about being here, and most the people here, is 100% true😂😂😂😂
@citizen-2099
@citizen-2099 2 жыл бұрын
Phoenix
@MikeOcksmallClips
@MikeOcksmallClips 2 жыл бұрын
@@citizen-2099 Tucson
@gerbertron3226
@gerbertron3226 2 жыл бұрын
More meth and hoodies in 100+ degree weather.
@ttvmikimoto5475
@ttvmikimoto5475 2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Vegas but lived in Avondale AZ for a year in high school. I moved to the MidWest last year and have been trying to explain the cat piss smell that comes before rain in LV and AZ lol you could tell when it was about to rain from the smell. People in the midwest were very confused, it smells super fresh and naturey here when it rains.
@TuMadre6995
@TuMadre6995 2 жыл бұрын
when he said in a past ep that the whole state is like a giant pf changs i felt so understood. especially since i was working at pf changs corporate office at the time.
@ShowerOnceYearly
@ShowerOnceYearly 2 жыл бұрын
14:20 this babbel ad is legendary some one make a clip Tim: "Say something in Swedish" Ben: *inhales* Tim: "Shut up" LMAOO
@Scotty2Shotty
@Scotty2Shotty 2 жыл бұрын
The America to me rant will no doubt go down in history with the other classics, all from the great oracle of our time Mr. Timothy Dillon
@DawnWillDoIt
@DawnWillDoIt 2 жыл бұрын
Ben throwing an add in for kyle rittenhouse’s app is the most Ben thing ever…
@scrotusmaximus3043
@scrotusmaximus3043 2 жыл бұрын
Tim looks like the kind of guy who owns a Salt water taffy shop on the boardwalk in Atlantic City, but it's just a front and he's cooking homeless in a pot out back.
@adp1523
@adp1523 2 жыл бұрын
Tim's speech about America moved me to my core. Thank you for existing Tim, you are an angel.
@jajahgadis
@jajahgadis 2 жыл бұрын
Art in its purest form.
@cobradyne4059
@cobradyne4059 2 жыл бұрын
Man of the people in $100,000 glasses from Dodi Al-Fayed
@Mr.Meeseeks024
@Mr.Meeseeks024 2 жыл бұрын
We could really learn something from Ben , the fact he’s avoided the pot this long is truly admirable.
@DawnWillDoIt
@DawnWillDoIt 2 жыл бұрын
Buy BenCoin now making NFT’s out of the souls of the homeless… # stir_the_pot
@totalgamer1819
@totalgamer1819 2 жыл бұрын
Tim looks like he bought tickets to Jurassic Park
@deven9565
@deven9565 2 жыл бұрын
This comment section is the highest praise I've ever seen a comedian get, truly
@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839
@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839 2 жыл бұрын
I'm here to celebrate Tim not wearing a polo!! Looking good Mayor. The Lobster Boil on July 4th was always the best.🎆
@redlightclinicdrummer
@redlightclinicdrummer 2 жыл бұрын
Tim came in my restaurant last week and yelled at me about his food Never in my life have I been so scared of someone with chicken salad on the side of their mouth
@BasilHagens
@BasilHagens 2 жыл бұрын
🧢
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 2 жыл бұрын
This is what I wanted to see when he moved to Austin, Truly.
@vanessa1569
@vanessa1569 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын
He will legitimately eat you
@fromfreddy
@fromfreddy 2 жыл бұрын
on “Being an American…” i mean, in my humble opinion more beautiful, transparent and reflective words on who we’ve [Americans] become have never been spouted. Tim’s views are obviously humorous but he’s also not lying-in spite of having strong conviction in lying. anyhow, another great episode-thanks Ben.
@jasonstatham5165
@jasonstatham5165 2 жыл бұрын
I got the chills about 5 god damn times during this podcast... that is what AMERICA means to me.
@DAtoms91
@DAtoms91 2 жыл бұрын
Sunglasses = gonna be a knife fight of a podcast
@jackiesabreliner6221
@jackiesabreliner6221 2 жыл бұрын
Those glasses cost him$110,000!
@imemberberry
@imemberberry 2 жыл бұрын
Knife in the big city.
@trevorp1013
@trevorp1013 2 жыл бұрын
Tim’s “being an American” speech was stoic, akin to Dwight D Eisenhower’s speech on military industrial complex or JFK’s speech for the mission to the moon. Simply and utterly riveting 😮‍💨😂🫡
@Rampart.X
@Rampart.X 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe even MLK's "I had a dream last night" speech.
@cashkenterprises5584
@cashkenterprises5584 2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was listening to a dark Paul Harvey or something
@electriczombie86
@electriczombie86 2 жыл бұрын
We need to protect this man at all costs
@rubberbumm
@rubberbumm 2 жыл бұрын
The what does america mean to me end rant was glorious i have tears in my eyes both of laughter aswell as from pure patriotic pride
@theblissfulchaos
@theblissfulchaos Ай бұрын
I revisit this every 4th since and it's always worth it
@jopo7996
@jopo7996 2 жыл бұрын
Nice of Tim to take time away from a Miami horse track to do the podcast.
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 2 жыл бұрын
The horse track is up in Broward, hour north of there, Jo Po.. appreciate the jokes as always
@jackpetty4148
@jackpetty4148 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe he’s wearing shades that cost $200,000
@peppino1961
@peppino1961 2 жыл бұрын
They’re worth more probably as much as his Bentley!1
@Rampart.X
@Rampart.X 2 жыл бұрын
You should see how much they are in Zimbabwe dollars.
@eugeniamaurajames1907
@eugeniamaurajames1907 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that was masterful 😂😂😂The darker he goes, the brighter his talent shines.
@cowshit12311
@cowshit12311 2 жыл бұрын
I swear half this podcast was ad reads. Still love you Tim
@kellys4879
@kellys4879 2 жыл бұрын
Timothy Dillon is what being an American means to me 🇺🇸
@S.J.L
@S.J.L 2 жыл бұрын
"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."
@EntropicSpore
@EntropicSpore 2 жыл бұрын
Every week, I laugh harder than I ever have and the time before that was the week before. At the 45 min mark on, I just lost it. God Bless Tim. I wish him well.
@stevensteven7165
@stevensteven7165 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how this podcast unintentionally delivers the perfectly modernized laugh track of our times in the subtle, threshold perceptible chuckles of subordinate simp envy and uncomfortable insecurity seasoned with mild autismand packaged in a weathered used amazon box re-labeled 'sidekick'. I say this with love.can't touch the hair on my Timmy Tim tim
@Jobester323
@Jobester323 2 жыл бұрын
The ending of this podcast should be written down on scrolls as scripture and buried away in a time capsule, deep beneath the soon to be ruined remains of the United States. A reminder for future generations to what a great, yet brutally savage country we once were.
@blindthrall
@blindthrall 2 жыл бұрын
We said we were reclaiming this land from the savages, but we were them all along.
@DATDesign
@DATDesign 2 жыл бұрын
Dodi Al Fayed's glasses are the best investment Tim's made in the show yet lol.
@arianacollins8069
@arianacollins8069 Ай бұрын
I watch this every 4th now like a spiritual reading tim dillon you will always be famous
@veronicaguerrero5827
@veronicaguerrero5827 2 жыл бұрын
Ben looks like the cutest librarian I've ever seen. Love the hair 👐
@Skyhi.Visuals
@Skyhi.Visuals 2 жыл бұрын
22:55 “ can we go back with the British “ 🤣🤣 honestly feels like it’s been a mistake
@animavesta1361
@animavesta1361 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is the only thing that can even remotely make me laugh in today’s circumstances
@jasminazuber3661
@jasminazuber3661 2 жыл бұрын
What Tim Dillon means to America, that should be the title of this episode! Bravo Tim, you have once again shown your intelligence, your rhetoric, to which no one is equal. Thank you for making my day ... we love you beyond the borders of the great America. Many greetings from Croatia❤️🇭🇷❤️
@MJ-yx2fk
@MJ-yx2fk 2 жыл бұрын
I love this show with no guests. Guest take away from Tim’s brilliant rants.
@kellenkey390
@kellenkey390 2 жыл бұрын
Most amazing thing ever happens: Tim Dillion: "itttss, its fine. I mean, its just, its fine"
@ryansgirl2002
@ryansgirl2002 2 жыл бұрын
Instantly caused me to spew Coke out of my mouth like Mount Vesuvius with the "...they called his wife a...jeeew..."! I don't know what I expected his wife to be called, i obviously knew it could be literally anything, but for whatever reason "a Jew" was actually the last thing i could've imagined. I laughed so hard for no real reason that I couldn't help re-playing that part like 5 times. 😂
@peppino1961
@peppino1961 2 жыл бұрын
I know same here, didn’t expect that.
@LimorG
@LimorG 2 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious because for these drunk potato farmers that is the worst thing you could call someone 🤣
@louisav11
@louisav11 2 жыл бұрын
same
@rioperez7461
@rioperez7461 2 жыл бұрын
Tim my brother, your show gets me through some shitty times. 1 hour of pure hilarious rants, it's therapeutic.
@matthewmaguire71
@matthewmaguire71 2 жыл бұрын
Bravo Tim, one of your best ever podcasts. "America means to me..." will go down in history.
@S_Padival
@S_Padival 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is dressed like a character out of Grand Theft Auto 😂
@isthisdom
@isthisdom 2 жыл бұрын
One of the most iconic Tim Dillon moments. People plz share this
@Knight3434
@Knight3434 2 жыл бұрын
Love Tim’s vibe in this one. Always funny.
@yourdumbeyes
@yourdumbeyes 2 жыл бұрын
Being American means to me leasing a car you can’t own and finding out the catalytic converter has already been stolen
@jordanhaddad9018
@jordanhaddad9018 2 жыл бұрын
I hope Ben bounces back after a rough job performance last episode
@DawnWillDoIt
@DawnWillDoIt 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry Ben “Sovereign Man” Avery really hit it out of the park on this one. I even appreciated his plug for the kyle rittenhouse app. Truly stunning behavior…
@clough211
@clough211 2 жыл бұрын
America means to me, It's a blessing
@2010kgurl
@2010kgurl 2 жыл бұрын
Tim's definition of being an American is hilarious... but he subconsciously describes having freedom of thought, speech, and comedy.
@CCitis
@CCitis 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the Saudi Spotify deal... we will miss you.
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