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[@ExcitingBob]

Very humble of Tim to say he's not a fitness guru.

[@irabernstein]

chee over tos guy

[@jobobtargaryen1258]

I've been putting him down as my primary fake physician.

[@garrettjohnson907]

@@irabernstein respect for your knees and cheesy hands

[@naylik2562]

After I took the course of Mr. Dillon, progress ensued before my eyes so quickly it's difficult not to see it as some kind of miracle. I'm now fat and happy.

[@nsh1980]

You don’t get a swimmer’s body like that without fairly advanced fitness knowledge, he is being modest

[@DennisMoore664]

Elon Musk needs to also buy Airbnb so Tim can get a room again.

[@Nahbruhsheesh]

My favorite part of this show is catching the moments ben sits in silence and has his life flash before his eyes

[@julianbluefeather8491]

Why does his life flash before his eyes.

[@Damaraja]

I like when Tim sings impromptu ditties. More of those, please 🤙

[@jboylanvt]

If he doesn't shape up, Tim is going to sell him to Die Antwoord.

[@TheDansonT]

He just sits there, completely clueless of just how lucky he is

[@Nahbruhsheesh]

@@julianbluefeather8491 disappointment, cognitive dissonance revelations, mild autism, maybe some latent lead poisoning. Ya know… the usuals 😂

[@AwokenEntertainment]

I rely on Tim for my current world news updates..

[@thefairyshaenna6620]

Same

[@neo69121]

absolutely

[@jonathanadams1714]

Perfect time to take my nerve pills and slowly lose consciousness while listening to Tim’s soothing voice.

[@giordanofranchetti8143]

Could not agree more

[@giordanofranchetti8143]

Here its 3 am

[@tech1238]

Thanks for the reminder. I just pressed the loop video button

[@mikebell87]

I remember them days I kinda miss them

[@rickybobby2789]

If you seek a coma like sleep. Put on some golf on the TV while listening to Alex Jones. Yes or yes!!!

[@pearleycunningham]

Tim is being paid too well now… he actually does the ad-reads the way the companies want them lol

[@GE0attack]

he needs money for 2nd house in austin

[@CashanovaXTREME]

Did you see the Bentley him and Ben were in? He’s a big time baller now

[@yrocsemaj5832]

I like the good old days where everyone was started as a war criminal...

[@BlammoGer]

This episode sucked

[@GE0attack]

@@BlammoGer it wasn't bad man

[@namelesswalaby]

Ben coughing when Tim talks about Covid is great sound design, love how you keep upping the production value.

[@rickybobby2789]

Ben is a mainstream maestro.

[@13true63]

You’re thinking to much

[@darellteague3845]

@@13true63 these dumb fucks don’t ever think at all.

[@err1c991]

A poverty cooking show where Tim is the abusive 1930s husband and Ben is the cute table-piece housewife

[@Kylielifts6379]

The first openly Trans couple

[@LeetTrance]

i might actually pay for the pateron and stop pirating it from indian kids if he releases that as a video for free might

[@juicerversion1236]

1930's??

[@Chris-ro7mn]

Does Ben not abuse him enough?

[@matthewjamison]

@@juicerversion1236 💯

[@mcnally211]

Looks like Ben is responding & adjusting well to the last few rounds of beatings. At least hes now releasing podcasts on time.😒

[@tastas8554]

Still an ungrateful so and so

[@Sprite_525]

Sam Hyde trained Ben, so it’s even

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

It's nice of Tim to keep the bruises where Ben's wife can cover them up... He's got it good there.

[@pastrie42]

Ben uses the same bruise kit Amber does to hide the beatings.

[@rickybobby2789]

Amber Turd is his makeup artist

[@chrishan9122]

Ben screaming "nooo... It's dog food" after Tim gave his aunt's rice 🍚 recipe 😂😂😂

[@jayandrusiak]

I had a friend eat a dog food rice out of my fridge before and him looking at me puzzled saying “is this fucking dog food?” Never laughed at him so hard. 😂

[@fredpennerfringe]

Don’t worry, by June we’ll be in the middle of the monkey pox run of the pandemic series, your special will be topical again before you know it.

[@VoiceOfReason919]

Banks are inciting a market crash again, this will lead to more printing and finally that future currency everyone is excited about

[@bobbywhitaker8872]

I have the same feeling. If you're right. Which I'm sure you will be. I'm gonna be pissed.

[@CornPopBaadDude]

There's a video out there of Bill Gates talking about this happening because he is behind it. They already fact checked that and said it wasn't true, which means it is. There was a semi accident carrying infected monkeys in the states maybe 6 months ago. They want everything to shut down again untill everyone is broke and dependent on the government. Check out 2000 mules

[@MrLextune]

Is it almost monkey pox season already? I still have my Ukraine decorations up.

[@dakotadad8835]

Now this one is a glass half full kinda guy

[@nebsampson8991]

"My aunt used to make it for her children, and one of them's a mover - he's doing fine." All-timer

[@autumnlover12358]

Tim Dillon needs to play the role of Angela Merkel if they ever make a biopic about her. There is no other option.

[@DopeBox666]

He's expensive compared to what?

[@GonzoGolf]

Not possible considering that Angela Merkel is actually funny

[@caladr9367]

Tim Dillon as Merkel selling out Germany to the Russians in exchange for prime real estate

[@katainz]

@@GonzoGolf say whaaaaa? lol

[@olliefoxx7165]

@@GonzoGolf Funny? That word doesn't mean what you think it does.

[@majdiawad1282]

TIM, YOU SAVED MY LIFE this past 4 months. I have severe PTSD, and your podcast has kept me from relapsing on Percadoodledos. Instead, I am in a graduate program for global policy in conjunction with the UN, (learning how to criticize global leaders). Additionally, I am now a duel degree UNMA (United Nations & Global Affairs), and just got a 75% scholarship to Law school. Thank you for keeping my alive when my nightmares got bad last year. I seriously appreciate you, and I know you appreciate what the show has done for you ever more lol. Sending LOVE AND POSITIVE ENERGY!

[@pastrie42]

Ben uses the same bruise kit amber does to hide the beatings.

[@benjaminkell3726]

🤣🤣🤣

[@howiegruwitz3173]

He's a tester for Milani

[@mrodriguez5079]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@imemberberry]

If he was beaten he wouldn't be 100 days late on rothschild eps and then still not upload the video properly.

[@vsslsmchlks]

Ben not doing his job properly is what keeps this show alive.

[@DekkarJr]

Remember folks, Arby's isn't a restaurant. It's a facility.

[@Dan0TheMano]

I have one across the street from me. It manufactures diarrhea.

[@howiegruwitz3173]

@@Dan0TheMano I've been twice and rrhea'd both times.

[@nickysantoro9194]

Obviously you've never had the meal with au jue sauce.

[@JerseyfreshXx]

Well it’s certainly not a corporate steakhouse 😂

[@MoreBud-Angel]

That's trool. Combo of True and Cool.

[@olslap85]

I love how Tim works Ben; looking directly at him as he delivers punchlines.

[@jakemuck275]

Tim gives me the strength and courage too leave my family and sell jewelry on the road

[@vsslsmchlks]

That's a nice circumscription for Bitcoin.

[@beejereeno2]

You lucky son of a.... some of us are still waiting for our Tim Dillon Jewelry to start our businesses!

[@Riomojo]

It’s a real knife fight out here for baby formula

[@krikeydial3430]

You have to live near Mexicans. There is plenty of food and formula on the shelves anywhere Spanish is spoken.

[@benjaminkell3726]

Its not that bad yet they said it was still just a shoving match on the business channel

[@brianeno608]

Takki will stab you in the Riehbs.

[@leroygonzales7003]

The fact that Tim can do this with a straight face is TOP tier comedy lmao!!

[@vsslsmchlks]

Bro when he loses his shit at 22:05 I am BUGGIN 😂

[@MikeB128]

He's not wrong about stretching that food.

[@fillmorehillmore8239]

Ragu and Rice sounds great. I just downed 8 Kraft singles and a sleeve of saltines and called it a night.

[@bobbywhitaker8872]

Ben choking like a jackass at the beginning...this is the pinnacle of perfection.

[@Kallakin]

This podcast brings me so much joy. Idk what that says about my mental state

[@sondre113]

"hehe"

[@MemoROFL]

Hearing Ben break down laughing and say "it's dog food" made my day

[@det.caribou7405]

Ben looks more and more like a little wooden puppet that was made in Tim’s workshop.

[@KP71810]

Loooool

[@OutlierConcepts]

"You're laughing but I'm not wrong" is a great description of this podcast

[@earningattorney9887]

Tim roasting his own special is best

[@cameronthompson1296]

Tim doesn't have to identify as a man or woman, he can identify as a legend

[@VoiceOfReason919]

ISDA Swaps are being used to take your money you pawn

[@connorburrus6069]

Word

[@slickpick555]

Don't

[@jb1996BLOP]

Tim identifies as non-plebiary

[@eldar6267]

Isn't this joke kinda played out now

[@laptoptweakingtips]

As a South African hearing you say 'talk about a terrible accent' had me rolling on the floor!! Best podcast in the world!!! #justsaying

[@steyndewet1191]

But I do feel we have to defend Dee Untvord. How dare they think they may even speak about our gods? Was probably Ben's idea...

[@laptoptweakingtips]

@@steyndewet1191 Ben and his bright ideas, it's like he is actively trying to undermine Tim every step of the way

[@steyndewet1191]

@@laptoptweakingtips and an entire culture along with that😡😡😡. Ben must be cancelled

[@laptoptweakingtips]

@@steyndewet1191 maybe, but where would he go? Rogans show? I think Tim must stick with him for the time being... Yes or yes?

[@steyndewet1191]

@@laptoptweakingtips who's this Rogan fellow you're referring to?

[@M_M_U_S_A]

I spent all my money on an NFT of Schaub and Bobby Lee fighting

[@rickybobby2789]

A dollar spent is a dollar wasted

[@donhutchinsiv4193]

You can get the real thing for free on KZbin.

[@Skegfromcraigslist]

Talmbout cryptic-courtesy bapa?

[@JohnDoe-_-]

My parents used to take us out to eat all the time. We would drive around to mcdonalds, walmart, the local grocery store, dominos, and check the dumpsters behind the stores for expired produce and shit, then plug our electric griddle into the outlet at the car wash and whip up a nice meal. For dessert, we'd go to dunkin donuts and wait at their dumpster around closing time until they brought out the day old donuts to throw away, and we'd intercept them. They even had a TV inside that kinda faced the parking lot so we'd sit in the car and watch their TV through the window. After a week the employees stopped calling the cops on us and even gave us the days left over coffee. Good times. 😏

[@Nawalta]

The American dream! Joke aside, thanks for sharing your story homie ;)

[@ChiggidyChuck]

2/3 out of 5 days in the work week I go to a particular Dunkins in Central Massachusetts. There is a vibrant fentanyl/homeless community/camp right behind the lot. They pull out all of the tricks. All of the stops. They have their entire lives set up ready to go all based on the traffic/volume of this particular Dunkins/gas station. It's simultaneously hilarious/disgusting. There is a legitimate homeless encampment based on this one particularlocation. It is horrific and glorious

[@Charlieboy2680]

Been there, good times!!

[@jaycannon2099]

The blood ritual is just part of the culture there kind of like eating the plastic found in fast food in the United States. Tokkie needs to show some gratitude. Thanks Tim for calling this lack of gratitude out. You're right he was born to play in horror films thank of the time and money that could be saved just on make-up and costume. This kid is a natural for the horror genre no question about it.

[@steyndewet1191]

Exactly, our blood rituals are wholesome family times. Some of my fondest memories...

[@HelpMe_OrNot]

It’s pronounced “horrah”

[@brianeno608]

He stabbed his bloody brother in the Riehbs. It traumatised the poor little Freddy that he was capable of stabbing him over some beats by Dre and when he wanted some beats by dad for his "crim" he was rewarded. Poor little tiktoky.

[@ivanamicimici]

I hope Tim reads the comment section so he can see how much he is loved by his fans who can't attend his show.

[@stevemygoodman7809]

He might read his Patreon comments. Ben would talk and respond some

[@Likeitordont]

You could just go see his show

[@LimorG]

@@Likeitordont you know he has fans all over the WORLD right?

[@ivanamicimici]

@@Likeitordont besides being a single parent and having major knee surgery last week, I also live in Germany so that's a firm no for me going to his show 🙂

[@AngelRivera-fp9md]

@@Likeitordont there is a 1,000 reasons why some people cant go out often or go out at all. I guess you are like 16 years old or living on your parents basement...or both

[@feanor7080]

Tim: 'People need to live.' Ben: *laughs hysterically*

[@thebesteverica13]

You know it’s gonna be a doozy when Timmy is in the polo sport

[@nickyjames1985]

That studio smells like double black

[@apmac6723]

Ralph Lauren's finest

[@randallb.7180]

A Tim Dillon cooking show could be fun.

[@Emidretrauqe]

I enjoyed watching him make an omelette that one time.

[@godlymajins]

Was there at the taping of the special! Was amazing, thank you!

[@HindianYT]

I remember when this channel barely had 100k subs. Now you're almost at half a mill. Keep up the grind!

[@Audiofatuation]

Me too

[@AM2K2]

alright hipster calm down

[@CurtisJBergerJr]

Tim not even caring about his comedy special is the reason he is so popular!

[@slimeprivilege]

couldn't fucking breathe while Tim talked about his Aunt's rice recipe near the end. nearly died laughing god i hope it makes it during an episode one day

[@HaddyD]

“She tried to give it to me one time, I almost threw the plate at her head!” Hahaha fucking amazing

[@soupornaut42]

This podcast is such a good companion as I drive from fast food place to fast food place eating my feelings and hangover away. God bless you Tim.

[@vsslsmchlks]

May the Lord redeem Your Soul.

[@rufioswitch2132]

Tokkie is actually Brendan Schaub and De Antwoord is Joe Rogan

[@ImChief]

Ben literally shaking around the 18 minute mark because he's trying not to lose it is what makes this show amazing.

[@vsslsmchlks]

yeah slowpoke we know that, that's why we´re all here.

[@tolmaeith]

Seeing Ben laugh about that Ragu meal made me realize how much of a Joker type character he is, laughing maniacally at the ingenuity that develops from poverty, thank PIG he has someone that loves him enough to keep him employed

[@sticklerbestickling]

Of course Tim’s cardio advice would be “have night terrors” 😂😂

[@sylvestercalzone1003]

Takki should ask himself, is it as bad as being a podcast producer? I think not

[@mikebrennan7045]

Tim: "for $11.47 a week you can feed your family" Me: this sounds like a commercial for feeding African children...

[@MeanBadger89]

Breast feeding isn't possible for some women, some women just don't produce milk or produce enough milk. I breast fed all 4 of my children until they were 6 months old. I could never produce milk after 6mo. I just dried up. But we didn't rely on formula after, because our first baby had tummy issues we had to use Goats Milk. It's like the universal milk for mammals. We did the same with my other 3, after 6 months. I would very much recommend Goats milk for any parents who have babies that need special hypoallergenic formula.

[@rickybobby2789]

🐐 🥛 is the goat

[@zeitGGeist]

The American diet ensures mothers stop producing after a few months. Capital baby!!!

[@BlazRa]

That doesn't change reality formula has heavy metals and fluoride those are very fucking toxic things and it doesn't have enough nutrients

[@TheGuitar777]

I was gonna kill myself. Now that this is out I will wait at least another hour and a half. Thanks Tim ❤️

[@godsglizzy2232]

Hopefully, during this episode, Ben doesn't ruin everything that Tim has created...

[@jasonthompson5624]

You said it...Tim needs to fire idiot Ben

[@sylable4321]

Too late 😔

[@beejereeno2]

Ben literally ruins everything.

[@daleklord77]

The idea of Tim doing a cooking segment for the podcast brings me so much joy. It must be done yes or yes

[@matthewdarcy6859]

The queen pig is so much more pleasing in the visual. Bless his bloated heart ❤

[@thejoker114]

Listening to this as I return from an early morning acid trip with my brother down at the river...I am tripping balllls and yaaasssss

[@6XGuitarXheroX6]

You've always got a rather unique way of phrasing things Tim 🤣

[@Thembisile13]

Hahahaha Tim Dillon talking about South Africa as a South African myself makes this more hilarious.

[@feanor7080]

We are truly blessed

[@aidandberasmus8744]

🤣 Accent from Hell

[@bulkbogan4320]

They should give south Africa back to people of color.. the whites should get some bs island kinda like how the jews got Isreal..

[@milkymane4910]

Of course it's die fokken antwoord that's gets us on the show

[@samkelokleinbooi]

Bruh imagine Die Fokken Antwoord being Tim's first reference of South Africa forever now😭😭😭

[@MoranisToboggan]

“You better eat this red shit !!! Money doesn’t exist anymore ungrateful bastards,” words of the future.

[@yew2oob954]

Except for food literally grows for free...the fact that a company can own the concept of corn is why people will starve.

[@keion_arknights]

@@yew2oob954 What are you on about, anyone can grow their own food but without experience and resources it's nearly impossible to sustain yourself on that.

[@yew2oob954]

@@keion_arknights Yeah...except for all of human history disagrees with you.

[@SyntaxErr19287]

@@yew2oob954 tell that to Mr Gates and Evergrande buying farmland 10s of thousands of acres at a time

[@yew2oob954]

@@SyntaxErr19287 Re-read the exchange...I think we are saying the same thing.

[@Bigdog5400]

It was wonderful listening to Ben laugh there like a privileged 1950's housewife who hasn't eaten anything but what they're cooking at the Miami country clubs when Tim gave out true American recipes.

[@ThaDentMan]

Eggs are not only up 11% but more like 210% in Jersey.

[@stefanmironov6405]

Buying shares of a piece of fine art lol....Tim is truly a fake business connoisseur and this is near perfect, I mean what could possibly go wrong here (:

[@StIdes-wb3ir]

i laugh every time it comes up, its so obviously crooked but also very on brand for his comedy

[@koko969w]

I'm selling 1/50th of my NFT, just post your credit card info in the comments and I'll send you your certificate of ownership!

[@jmedlin81]

investing in a money laundering ring.. truly pioneering

[@Sludgedump]

Seems like a good idea

[@bena1826]

At least with NFTs you get to own the WHOLE png

[@imnotbenavery9220]

Back to 9pm est Saturday drops?! Please keep this old schedule, you’re the only Saturday pod that drops that I look forward to.

[@neyhole8562]

Ben clearly has NEVER had a STRUGGLE in his life!!

[@prod.bynil-oh7440]

This Tokkie fella shoud be a little Bit more gratefull for Not dying in a dumbster

[@AngelWest58]

dumpster ... but dumbster is good too

[@heatherg2504]

Bravo!!!! I can actually hear this episode! WooHoo the audio is finally at the correct level please keep in there. Thanks love the show listen to every single episode but usually it is recorded and uploaded with the volume too low. This one is Perfect!!!!!!!

[@x.Aura.x]

Tim's actually waiting to release the special in June so he can cash in on Pride Month 🌈 if you don't watch it you clearly hate the gays so show up for him or prepare to be exiled on Twitter

[@jobobtargaryen1258]

Turn yourself in.

[@Sinic818]

My dad would make something similar to that rice recipe when I was a kid. He called it "Half-Assed Spanish Rice". Not a bad meal.

[@ChelleSimon]

I can’t wait for the special.

[@dukirps]

These two compliment each other beautifully. King and his court jester but the king is making his Jester laugh constantly. Perfect dynamic

[@husamettin_amayandancakar1553]

I want my baby formula to be sourced exclusively from widowed Ukrainian mothers

[@AarononYoutube]

Tim finding 2009 hip hop from south Africa is kinda interesting. I wish he had been on the internet longer

[@SyntaxErr19287]

It’s a shame the band before die antwoord called Max Normal are actually so musically gifted and the die antwoord shtick is all fake

[@DeeloGoodquest]

I'm broke af and appreciate the cuisine recommendations. Thanks.

[@Toddis]

I was listening to die Antwoord back in like 2015, and I never knew what their name was, but thanks to you, now I know the name of that obscure music I didn't like

[@SyntaxErr19287]

Try out Max Normal their old band I recommend Too cold to hold such a tune nothing like die antwoord

[@juliemariemcintyre]

Remember when lady gaga asked them to open for her n they said no, then proceeded to make that parody of her in a meat suit in one of their videos?

[@michaelhubbard5013]

Tim seems really proud about his topical, upcoming Special

[@bcvetkov8534]

As someone from Michigan when Tim said he'd rather die than live in upper Michigan I don't blame him. Had me rolling. 😂😂😂

[@drater679]

This is wild. Tim and fatty boom boom got me thru the pandemic

[@SyntaxErr19287]

All is hear is MURDA MURDA MURDAAAA KILL KILL KILL

[@youngwalkerotos]

How you can tell Tim is rich- *denies towel after spilling water *proceeds to immediately put the microphone through the spilt water

[@tarico4436]

Raised by idiotic self-obsessed boomers, not rich.

[@DawnWillDoIt]

It sounds like an actual knife fight in South Africa

[@tz7813]

If Tims grandfather was born in Ireland, he is eligible for an Irish/EU passport. Once you provide family birth certificates etc, and complete the paperwork, it currently takes about 1 year to be added to their registry of ‘citizens by foreign birth’. After that, you can apply for a passport. Unfortunately, the EU was one of THE most draconian, and miserable places to be in the world, during lockdowns, and more of the same looms if Monkey Pox gets worse. Also, wherever you live on the continent, nuclear annihilation is a certainty if Russia pulls the pin. Life in the big city.

[@Kid_Yogi]

Tim already has a lawyer he needs bitcoin

[@byloyuripka9624]

wait until i explain how ballistic missiles werk.

[@ducksinarowpatience]

Ireland is an island, not part of a continent. Where were you going with this?

[@myny866]

@@ducksinarowpatience Ireland is part of the EU

[@tz7813]

@@ducksinarowpatience Are you aware of the science of Geology? If so, read about something called a continental shelf. England, Scotland and Wales are also on an island, yet they are part of Europe. Did that ever occur to you? You can delete your post anytime you like.👍

[@Grungeman17]

Shows a decent one to fall back asleep to in the middle of the night...

[@mikeyo1O1]

Holy shit. About 40 min in Timmy solves the puzzle. I fucking love it.

[@kytho7425]

The greatest podcast duo of all time

[@wolfiecaps_]

since the "baby formula crisis" entered our collective consciousness immediately following this "abortion" debacle I have been desperately hoping for someone to present the latter as a solution to the former, ironically or otherwise, and of course Tim came through for me. god bless; tonight will be a restful sleep

[@cathyosbourne6986]

Since the gun crisis I I've been wondering why we can't do abortions with tiny little guns and stand your ground laws

[@jordanjae]

I would love to see another FAKE BUSINESS call to a real professional!!! Lmao

[@dukirps]

Yes. More calls please!

[@McCandlessMike]

But lawyers and things.

[@jordanmercier3616]

@@McCandlessMike just get fake lawyers to call the real lawyers and threaten them with fake lawsuits, problem solved.

[@rickybobby2789]

Tim should Call a law office and ask what the punishment would be if Tim would make a fake assault accusation against Ben.

[@jibbyjabs]

Great time to call a baby food representative

[@seanmaierhofer5925]

Timmy makes us sit thru 25 minutes of Slop to hear the gold and we eat it up like pigs

[@theimplication2581]

I laughed so hard when he got to the school lunch recipe that I had to pause it for a solid three minutes. Quality.

[@Grilledhotchips]

As I’ve learned since being out on my own. A 50 pound bag of white rice is very versatile

[@ethermouse]

Maybe now that the tour is over and Tim is back in the US can we back on track with some funny ad reads?

[@Peanutbutter2nice]

Had to get a new journal after writing down all the great advice Tim gave this ep.

[@stevenclyde5400]

I am a recovering drug addict and I only smoke and shoot up once a week now on Saturdays, so thank you so much for saving my life

[@rickybobby2789]

Congrats, your family must be so proud

[@jordanschultz2232]

This is a clinic on the mixing motion for cheesy rice ragu

[@dcsc1]

I was born in Zimbabwe, grew up in South Africa till age 12 then moved to Australia. Can I get a moment of silence for my accent 😞

[@stevemygoodman7809]

This is way better seeing Tim and Ben. I can’t explain it

[@MEMESSOSTUPID]

Ben laughing at Tims recipe idea just points out how priveleged he grew up

[@jwilsss]

Excited for the special, can’t wait to see what I’ve been missing

[@pauldillon1837]

I used to work at the Olive Garden about 25 years ago and I would give homeless people the soup we would dump out at the end of the night. I got reprimanded and was told I must throw it in the dumpster.

[@johnbrown1867]

Legal liability, if someone got sick they could sue the company.

[@mrdgg949]

@@johnbrown1867 not if they don’t have a receipt 😂😂😂

[@oldmanhendo7183]

paul dillon same thing happened to me at Panera. So I just started double wrapping the uneaten loaves of bread and telling the homeless people to grab it out of the dumpster lol

[@crankiestchipANDdip]

@22:00 Is seriously the best ad I've had the pleasure of intentionally sitting through so far. It's like some GTA Radio type shit.

[@randylahey5463]

Tim will be known in history as one of this era's great philosophers. He's not just a comic; he's a genius.

[@SHLO75]

Try white rice and salsa. Was my go to in my broke San Diego adventure days

[@josephnunez8046]

I've been stuck out here in god awful New Mexico for training this entire month. I've missed 2 episodes because there is no service out here at the ranges plus its been hot with even hotter wind not to mention the fires they've been having in the desert. Finally get to watch an episode and this made it all worth the while.

[@clevermissfox]

The last two were audio only if that helps re Spotify Apple podcast download data help

[@marcosarchibeque2066]

I live in NM as well and Tim is the only reason I have to live because there isn’t anything in this god forsaken state that would otherwise be that motivation

[@DarkLordofTheSith69]

I live in the uk do u want to swap places ?

[@byloyuripka9624]

@@DarkLordofTheSith69 you dont understand what a shithole parts of new mexico bud

[@josephnunez8046]

@@DarkLordofTheSith69 I don't live in NM, I'm for training. And no I would not swap to live in the UK

[@benGman69]

34:16 The way Ben smirks after saying "chew on the... nipple" very immature. I like it 😁