Bad Tattoos and State Fairs | Pretend Problems Ep. 2

This week, Chad and Kelsey talk about their love languages, going to the state fair, Chad's bad tattoos, and more! Write into [e-mail] with your dating and relationship advice questions and we'll answer them on the show! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on Chad's KZbin channel! Watch and subscribe here: / @thatchaddaniels
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Theme Song cowritten by Matthew Facca and Alex Bent

[@codyande]

This cat over here is absolutely going to town, cleaning itself. 😆 I keep getting distracted by the cat.

[@anthonyfoster2190]

*nom nom nom, lick, lick*

[@robbopin]

What a great couple, not just brilliant comics but lovely people. 👍

[@thelibertarian7381]

My girlfriend and I of 14 yrs never miss Chad at Wise Guys in Salt Lake! Good stuff you two, even I at 54, with 3 adult kids learned something!

[@bryangalloway5683]

I've met Chad twice out of the 3 tines I've seen him live! I'm a tattoo artist out of Evansville, indiana ! I think I gave him my card! Jekyll & Hyde Tattoos , if he ever wanted to rework or coverup any of his tattoos or get a whole new one! I'd sooo be down! But I wonder what kinda comedy I'd play HIM while tattooing him , cause I usually play HIS comedy to clients I'm tattooing ! Lmao😅😅😅😅

[@KelseyCookComedy]

haha this is awesome!

[@jasonpratt3970]

Play him anyway 😂. It can be an existential healing, listening to his material while reworking his past tattoo decisions could open some third eye energies!

[@brsnight]

The ouija thing just killed me hahaha I was so invested in the story and feeling the sad part of it and then, boom haha Best couple therapy session ever btw, you are saving tons of money. Got here through seeing Kelsey’s comedy and then found Chad and been laughing non stop since, so good. Great advice about not fighting in the car, taking that with me.

[@mememe7927]

It is so awesome hearing Chad's input on any and every subject because I have almost the same mindset. All the stories with chad and cy were phenomenal, I can not wait to see how this podcast blossoms as well.

[@WhatThatPrintDo]

Who needs to be in a relationship when you can just enjoy theirs? Ride their relationship coattails 😂😂

[@dawsonjohannes613]

I choked on my fucking lunch after "he's dead!"

[@kevinhyman6156]

You guys are amazing. I love your comedy and your chemistry.

[@KelseyCookComedy]

Thank you!

[@rapfreak7797]

Great podcast. I love the chemistry and concept

[@KelseyCookComedy]

Thanks very much!

[@BoneyEyesDogWashingtonII]

Love this pod! The cat chillaxin' is gold!

[@CassidyRandazzo]

I just found you Chad and have binged everything I can find on you. Im not left or right but I think youre one of the best comedians out there right now. I think you and Bill Burr are close to the same level. Also, gooood job on the girl , what a smoke show, she sure does have a pretty mouth too. Your the man, love what you do...and who you do, ha!

[@SuccessTeBestRevenge]

“I took a battery - triple A -..” haha.

[@DaddyOgr3]

Safe ‘fights’…check your assumptions, don’t assume this person you care deeply for is acting out of malice, even when they are clearly frustrated, defensive, angry, etc. Love the pod. Keep it going.

[@jasonpratt3970]

Saving for later- need that bad tattoo advice! 😊

[@roncinephile]

This is a great place to be right now. You guys are on such a solid foundation you could build a skyscraper where you two are.

[@CreepyDee89]

Love you both! Great stuff!

[@bamir1]

Awesome podcast. Keep em' coming

[@SeeStuDo]

Hope by ep 5 Chad loses the comfort pillow. 😊

[@timawesome4]

D: You don't want him to stay comfortable? Haha

[@Gixsir]

We don’t need to see that 😮

[@SeeStuDo]

@@Gixsir Chad. After Dark, No Pillow. Bownchixka wow wah 😍

[@timerickson5306]

Cy needs to start a cast called random public stairways

[@josephdolph8474]

We have the same anniversary! Sweet!

[@josephdolph8474]

You guys are great! I knew I had seen Kelsey somewhere and figured it out when foosball was mentioned! You guys rule!

[@katielilly2277]

I need the cats names. They are an important part of this experience!

[@weld4beer106]

Here for the party 🎉

[@jakemorgans5199]

Great pod already. Two of my favourite Comedians. One SO funny and beautiful and one named Chad... Joking of course. Chad you're the best! Can I have your pickle?

[@taniamariani7064]

I have a pretend problem..watching u guys on that couch ! I know the cushions are coming out under you slowly. Get a desk! Lol and take calls! Nobody takes calls! That would be fun. Let people call in with their pretend problems!

[@SuccessTeBestRevenge]

Come to Brisbane, Australia. x2.

[@Icanfigureitoutintime]

Can you guys discuss how to find a non crazy or dramatic girlfriend? And what is meant by "crazy" women?

[@KevinColohan]

Is there really a thing as TOO many cookies? Apparently the answer to this question in unequivocally yes.

[@emilyarbogast5787]

I think you both are veterans on their second go. It is hard to break the bad habits of a 10 year deep relationship- any advice on that?

[@ryanrobinson5638]

Since you are asking, I did have one idea. You guys could be a power couple owner and manager of MOSFC, Cy Is the coach Kara and this kid can be waterboy. also, this Was only written out so I could say "Holy Shit, Cy has a Kid" In a slightly subtle way, and then a ruin it with this explanation.

[@Bershee]

9:12 is the beginning of the biggest fear of my romantic life

[@vsb1971]

Fun to listen to. Cats! Chad sounds like Alec Baldwin sometimes.

[@ecoco1987]

Chad... You are my spirit animal Kelsey... Lucky Chaddy for having you as an understanding other half #RadDaniels#KelseyIsCookin'

[@johnmossjr1898]

There are more men just like you Chad!

[@joshsingleton711]

I thought Chad was going to say his dad wanted to name him after Elgin Illinois.

[@davestrain9529]

HAHAH cHAD! Everett" Im not a Doctor..But I Play one on ...." Dad Chaniels was named after HIM? LOL

[@littlemissmaybe480]

True! I was at the MN state fair (like I am every year) and they gave me unlimited rings for free for the bottle game until I won a giant panda bear. 😊

[@woodyfpv5331]

Chad has pathological demand avoidance (PDA, in the dsm5)

[@growingheart8039]

Yall need a producer😅 Great video! 🎉

[@SatchDork]

HayBales!

[@pihla01]

😍

[@JonnyOpinionated]

Asking for any colour-blind folks out there..... What can you see in this monochromaticness besides Kelsey's shirt the cat and the foosball championship belt? For myself asking what are all the knick-knacks/awards on the shelf?

[@mikeyrocks8664]

I dated a woman 10 years older than me. And the age thing came up a lot for her. Kinda how Chad is saying he wants to make sure she is into it. It was a similar thing with this woman. She felt like because I was younger, at any moment I would leave cause I’m not into her. I understand that feeling on her part but I never felt that way at all.

[@mikeyrocks8664]

I’m not saying their situation is the exact same cause obviously it isn’t. But a sort of similar thought process I think

[@Kj-fd3qn]

Not-Cho 🧀

[@ilshaguides]

4:05 "Whindow" Is this a callback jab at Kelsey's vocalizing the H sound in words that have a silent H? 24:12 Holy shit! I never put that together. I understand the mocking aspect of "Chads", but after all these years of watching his comedy, it never occurred to me that Chad Daniels is named Chad. How do you miss that?? I mean, it's his fucking name! 🤣 27:10 That's because you don't get to watch yourself getting on an airplane with a garbage bag! 🤣🤣🤣 31:12 Kelsey, you need to get a vest that reads: "Service Comic" to wear when Chad is grumpy in public. 38:00 You need to know two things before moving in: 1) At what temperature does each person prefer the thermostat, 2) Which direction does the toilet paper go? 43:25 This is a very important thing that a LOT of people need to understand: Threatening to leave the relationship is weaponizing emotions. If you are threatening to leave because of an argument, the relationship is already over. - - - You guys are great. I can't wait to see more.

[@sarac1118]

This is so weird to me. I’d like you guys both individually and did not know that y’all were together. My mind may change in the upcoming episodes. 😬

[@d.w.5551]

Why is video so yellow?

[@SatchDork]

Cuz Cy didn't tweak the settings?