Taking “patch note reading for a living” to another level
@evilmegasteve3 жыл бұрын
Wait until this guy discovers Purge
@tgnm96153 жыл бұрын
Then just to forget 80% of them 3 days later
@theror32763 жыл бұрын
True
@ABYTE643 жыл бұрын
that is just dead game
@UltraAlex20003 жыл бұрын
Jesus I started playing CS 7 years ago! Feels like I've been playing it forever
@ce-lz5jw2 жыл бұрын
I remember when Valve introduce Dust 2 metal doors, it well downhill from there
@c0nnext3 жыл бұрын
quick as heck
@hitx93053 жыл бұрын
If everybody on youtube was so clever as you we haven't got dramas
@mnamethonk3 жыл бұрын
Fuck I'm old. I've played this game since launch.
@MrDeltoric3 жыл бұрын
"how to make the csgo community feel old in 14 minutes" is another title option
@cheaterman493 жыл бұрын
Even those who weren't born when the game came out, hahaha
@vazeon3 жыл бұрын
Dude this was a trip for me personally because I played heavily from early 2014 to late 2016 and stopped, before coming back during covid and playing thousands more hours still to this day. I had no idea what order all the stuff in between was added and it was kinda mind-blowing!
@RaimaNd3 жыл бұрын
*me playing cs since 1999* bruh stop.
@TheRealNicolai3 жыл бұрын
@@RaimaNd me since 2004. was so much fun to troll with shield ^^ night vision was a nice thing too ^^ I’m missing the good old LAN-Party’s ^^
@RaimaNd3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealNicolai Oh gosh I hate the shield. xD But the nightvision was cool and I loved spamming "E" for the "duh duh" sound. :D And yeah, at least one or two times a month at LAN parties, no matter if just 4 people or 100. loved it. I miss it so much. :'(
@Marronii3 жыл бұрын
Gloves have been in the game for longer than they haven't. THAT is insane to me.
@ThemakaroniLV3 жыл бұрын
ikr, I thought they were added like maybe 2 years ago
@AntonioZL3 жыл бұрын
WHAT
@wnyduchess3 жыл бұрын
That can't be true right
@skeksis10853 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe this
@jachcoff3 жыл бұрын
Played since the beginning and I still don't have a glove skin
@ProductionLuigi3 жыл бұрын
You missed one important point. The time when you where able to talk to the enemys in the halftime. Miss the good old times
@els44393 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the freezetime ear rape
@oobanoobaisterrible3 жыл бұрын
I want this back
@XanderNiles3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha yeah that one right. Valve removed the fun. Old comp was really fun.
@hughlevantjames9053 жыл бұрын
we need this back
@waffuxx27703 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, those times were quite toxic, but i have awesome memorys about this feature. Would be nice if they added a settings option for it.
@Profie023 жыл бұрын
this video is basically the enbodiment of "gods im so old that was x years ago?"
@Jasmine_063 жыл бұрын
god* but yea.
@selectionn3 жыл бұрын
for real... its insane to think this game came out in 2012
@XanderNiles3 жыл бұрын
@@selectionn yet I bet 80% of the player base started playing since the game went free 2 play.
@Jasmine_063 жыл бұрын
@Balkan Ball you're right. It's just very cringe worthy
@distalion3 жыл бұрын
@@Jasmine_06 not rlly
@tarihimanyak97873 жыл бұрын
oh boi the panorama update is like yesterday
@XanderNiles3 жыл бұрын
It drastically changed the game. Such an impactful update that not everyone accepted, yet as the time went on, everyone got used to it.
@dovydasgrigas4413 жыл бұрын
still wish there was a setting to turn on scaleform for nostalgias sake
@wnyduchess3 жыл бұрын
The version of scaleform before it is still much better than what we have now
@LummyTum3 жыл бұрын
@@wnyduchess wtf? panorama is a million times better than shitty scaleform
@yassinee.3 жыл бұрын
@@LummyTum thats just your preference, I think old school scaleform is better.
@TheSuicidalCake3 жыл бұрын
i cant believe its been 6 years since i last played and yet i still watch all your cs videos the longer i watch this this more nostalgic it gets, getting home from school and rushing to my computer to try and fight my way out of silver. man im gettin old
@Tze523 жыл бұрын
Play CS again. Feel how it's changed, how it's evolved
@TheSuicidalCake3 жыл бұрын
@@Tze52 i don’t play multiplayer games anymore cos i don’t have the time to be good at them ahaha
@pwnzork3 жыл бұрын
Cheers
@fab6473 жыл бұрын
@@TheSuicidalCake Thats what Silver is for xd
@second2noneonyt3 жыл бұрын
Phillip pushing those videos out like its december :D
@wulfherecyning12823 жыл бұрын
It *is* December. The Calendar-Industrial Complex is tricking you by sending signals up your nose! Woooweeeewooooo *tinfoil-clads my nose*
@Sohzy3 жыл бұрын
@@wulfherecyning1282 the fuck did i just read lmao
@aitsu_nojayjay3 жыл бұрын
@@Sohzy A magical ceremony mortals don't know
@mjw52703 жыл бұрын
"for players who want the pain of matchmaking but without the chance of ranking up" this one made me laugh
@littleladlarry3 жыл бұрын
Damn congrats on 1 mil. Can't wait to see some more squares.
@SuperINgamer3 жыл бұрын
So much time has gone by, yet I've done literally nothing with my life. Wth am I even doing?
@ggolden3 жыл бұрын
:(
@sannidhyabalkote95363 жыл бұрын
You played CS That's something I would be proud of Among gamers at least I'm still in school so I have my chance
@SuperINgamer3 жыл бұрын
@@sannidhyabalkote9536 I played cs poorly. Have been playing since the operation pheonix update and I still suck. And my life has only gone downwards till then. Don't be like me, study harder bro.
@sannidhyabalkote95363 жыл бұрын
@@SuperINgamer why do you think i got a pc for , for good grades , tho i cant buy games still
@mushroomcrepes47803 жыл бұрын
@@SuperINgamer I'm also from the op Pheonix times and I'm still in school and I'm still getting low grades lmao.
@Fizlo3 жыл бұрын
I remember the day the r8 came out and was super op, I can't believe that's 6 years ago
@cate01a3 жыл бұрын
yeah! like what the hell!?!?
@kolper67993 жыл бұрын
20+ years ago somebody said "go go go" and millions still going.
@kdee14282 жыл бұрын
Im laughing... in nostalgia
@anankuek46503 жыл бұрын
Yay phil is regularly getting sponsors now
@xboi36073 жыл бұрын
not at all dissing, but its so strange reading this so shortly after watching everyone has their price
@zedaddy35303 жыл бұрын
He deserves it
@fless59063 жыл бұрын
I dont think that thats a bad thing.
@anankuek46503 жыл бұрын
@@xboi3607 you are a good man i respect you
@sidhantjasrotia70793 жыл бұрын
if he is promoting skillshare, nordvpn, brilliant etc its perfectly okay, skin trading sites pay a lot lot more but our man has his ethics, he gets money, we get discounts for useful stuff, win-win
@emilianozamora3993 жыл бұрын
Its mind blowing to me how the negev change was 4 years ago
@kurko32003 жыл бұрын
thanks for remembering me that in some time ago there was shadow detail low now im crying
@GazRam3 жыл бұрын
when was the option to rematch removed? I feel like that kinda just disappeared and no one noticed
@marsamune55923 жыл бұрын
Cant believe theres no mention of how they removed hearing enemy team at half time an after game :P
@nahu48703 жыл бұрын
you made a lot of us feel a couple of years older haha
@britishthought40183 жыл бұрын
Now I feel old, I better rewatch Philip's existential playlist.
@RitosM3 жыл бұрын
I started playing in the middle of operation Hydra and shortly before Dust and Aztec were removed. Still feels like last year.
@enescsgo3 жыл бұрын
me too
@dweep95463 жыл бұрын
I didn't realise the P250 hasn't been able to one tap for 4 years... I thought my aim just got worse. This makes me feel a bit better. thank you philip
@snowfloofcathug3 жыл бұрын
Those 5-6 years ago updates feel a lot more recent than that...
@t1nkerium3 жыл бұрын
Do some vids on the 'hidden communities' this game has - trickjumping, zombies and all that stuff. I think they'd be a fun watch. The cheater one and the surf one were really good. Cheers!
@sannidhyabalkote95363 жыл бұрын
HvH community seems more positive than the overall one imo
@buddy73323 жыл бұрын
Aw yes. A Descending timeline of no friends to friends before they abandoned me.
@abbcc59963 жыл бұрын
yeah as another early adopter of cs:go i can relate, i had mental illnesses (ocd) and my friends intentionally kept triggering it and being dicks about it instead of being understanding you can also say i went from no gf to no gf
@noamias48973 жыл бұрын
I feel for you both. Hope things improve
@asdasdasd93203 жыл бұрын
I haven't felt this old in a while oh god
@bartterp883 жыл бұрын
I kinda liked the muffled sound of casters while watching an official major match in GOTV. It had some vibes around it or something.
@p1geon1653 жыл бұрын
Me who joined CS 1 year ago watching the old CS updated: *”What is this place?”*
@sannidhyabalkote95363 жыл бұрын
Same March 20 , 2020 , the day I started playing
@p1geon1653 жыл бұрын
@@sannidhyabalkote9536 thats just around the time i started too!:0
@XanderNiles3 жыл бұрын
You guys missed a lot of the good stuff CSGO went through and through over the years. It's a different game now in 2021.
@sannidhyabalkote95363 жыл бұрын
@@XanderNiles I got a pc at that time , so...
@p1geon1653 жыл бұрын
@@XanderNiles i know. I only got my computer in january of 2020 so there was no opportunity for me to get into cs earlier, also I started playing around march of 2020 because i simply didnt have much interest in shooters back then :/
@kernely3 жыл бұрын
wait hes not just a patch notes reader??
@AlrexX23 жыл бұрын
this video makes me feel old. and i'm 19 years old.
@tobik26273 жыл бұрын
Wait for your existential crisis when turning 30 😄
@delfininsjezus3 жыл бұрын
Good video philip. I luv u
@NubPaws3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe 2015 was the year the timeout was introduced to the game. I was in high school and just started playing that school year. It feels like it was JUST introduced. Thank you for the trip down memory lane!
@derickeast51343 жыл бұрын
and yet zero updates for VAC
@hardikpande69703 жыл бұрын
Just asking philip, have you met Jay Foreman? Or know him?
@piscessoedroen3 жыл бұрын
Damn, i don't remember watching 3kliks around 2016, yet i remember watching his videos on those updates when they're still less than a week old
@ale-lx9gp3 жыл бұрын
This is a piece of... history right there. And I'm glad to be commenting on it~!
@Schwabi3 жыл бұрын
CS:GO needs to do something against the cheaters. Currently there are too many in the game, nearly every third match in global... 😐
@II_Gyros_II693 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely sad, but not surprised that my favourite game looses new players to games with working anti-cheat...New players cannot even try the game without a ton of spinbots and, even worse, wallers that turn up the aimbot if it gets hard CSGO is now devided into experienced players on faceit and cheaters on mm..... It's a defeating feeling that I'd rather recommend Valorant to anyone who wants to try FPS.
@Schwabi3 жыл бұрын
@@II_Gyros_II69 Yeah man. It is sad because People like us love this game but Valve not really care about us .
@XanderNiles3 жыл бұрын
When I knew CSGO was coming out in 2012 I got pretty excited. Didn't get to play it until the following year. 2013-2014 was literally me playing the console version and trying out a cracked version of the game if my PC was able to run it. Then in May 2015, when the Operation Bloodhound was released, I bought CSGO at full price and being playing the game ever since. I didn't have enough to time to buy the pass, however. Later, I got to buy the passes for Operation Wildfire and Operation Hydra. Great operations for sure and they were better than the 2 latest operations which I wasn't a fan of and refused to buy those passes. With that out of the way, CSGO has evolved and improved over the years and I'm glad that I'm part of it for the past 6 years and counting. I feel old as well. 😞
@JeanfortDCLegend3 жыл бұрын
I feel sooo old wtf it made me realise how much time i've spent on this game
@Orin.3 жыл бұрын
Why you need to make everyone feel old Philip? :'( 2012 CSGO was bonkers. Gosh, such a raw era for the game. Now, you need to cover the beta stages of the game in its full. Covering changes between 2011 and early 2012. Galil scope, SCAR assault rifle, custom knives for Ts and CTs, cut factions and so on. 🔫
@trofchik94883 жыл бұрын
Man, I remember quitting during Wildfire like it was yesterday. I still was in school back then.
@XanderNiles3 жыл бұрын
I started college when Wildfire rolled out. It was a great operation. Valve nailed that one.
@MadsTer3 жыл бұрын
I've just realised I've been subscribed to your channels for over 7 years now.
@Kiladahut3 жыл бұрын
It's frightening how many of these changes I know about or sound familiar to me, Despite me never even playing casually. It's a bit odd that a game I barely watch or play can occupy so much of my mind. Also I guess that means i've been watching you for Ages. How time flies.
@Infarlock3 жыл бұрын
Not sure if I missed but, but I think you missed the part where they updated the gun's weapon sounds, AK, M4, pistols, shotguns and everything, perhaps I missed it
@chaelli81113 жыл бұрын
This video is just Detroit: become boomer
@TryHardCentral Жыл бұрын
They need to add back all-talk between your team and the enemies during half time. And warmup, match end ong
@starstencahl89853 жыл бұрын
By now, this game is probably older than some of the players. And I love how much it improved. Valve, please don’t fix
@C.A._Old2 жыл бұрын
İ Love 2014 Halloween One ! Soldier Mask ! :-D And chicken Zombies ! Ah man what great times missed behinds ! People Never Forget it Forever ! +1
@thewave-qz9lt3 жыл бұрын
i started playing when the cz-75 came out,if only i had bought kato 2014 stickers or had my skins from back then today i would be rich.
@MERCENARYTAO13 жыл бұрын
No mention of the massive de-ranking where everyone went from dmg to silver 3? I remember when I was lem... dumb times. Phillip, please fix
@PlayerRedOne Жыл бұрын
It is now over 10 years and the game is evolved into a very very good one. Happy to be a part of the drive since the start. Yeah now I feel old too, thank you.
@russianporkban61183 жыл бұрын
Random question. Who voiced go go go and other radio commands? Other that that always a pleasure to watch your vids. 👍
@herbaHD3 жыл бұрын
He didn't even mention the mutilation and then removal of my favourite map Militia... Rest in peace M
@TheRrandomm3 жыл бұрын
Militia was the best hostage map, rip
@rotua983 жыл бұрын
@@TheRrandomm nah... agency was and still are the best hostage map but i like this new apollo, its also good map
@AleK04513 жыл бұрын
office still exists though
@TheRrandomm3 жыл бұрын
@@AleK0451 Office is one of the worst maps tho
@AleK04513 жыл бұрын
@@TheRrandomm yeah but so is every hostage map
@RaimaNd3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad when reading these comments. People saying they feel old because they play the game for such a long time while they just play it for like 7 years. I play this game since 1999 and feel like a grandfather amongs guys in their late teenage years lol
@who-fr7ui3 жыл бұрын
The good ol' days :(
@ximrade42873 жыл бұрын
Says most likely 14 year old kid.
@Vorkuta_3 жыл бұрын
@@ximrade4287 yes,same thing with the older Call of Duty's, they say day's were good when BO2,MW2 came out Even though they're only 12 lol
@who-fr7ui3 жыл бұрын
@@ximrade4287 im 19, but sure.
@slendydie12673 жыл бұрын
the further down the line we went the better the updates got. Too bad the video is going backwards in time which means csgo has had more regress than progress but oh well
@Taigiry3 жыл бұрын
how are you going to skip over the death of the ump like that. I need to know how long I've been salty for
@Kyle172063 жыл бұрын
what about the awp movement speed update? was that with the other movement speed updates? one of the most memorable changes i can remember
@michaelmariobenedictus89533 жыл бұрын
there are so many updates i tought were just a few months ago but actually it was there for years
@TenNieMadry3 жыл бұрын
The greatest update: destroying cobble and flushing it in toilet Sadge
@CHRIZZ832 жыл бұрын
It’s so crazy to see some of the changes that happened occurred so long ago yet it doesn’t feel like that.
@blackzero22533 жыл бұрын
I started playing in 2017, man even the old dust2 feels mega nostalgic now
@RadionYT3 жыл бұрын
Tenet mode on. Goes backward in patch notes
@voidgivenfocus3 жыл бұрын
I stopped playing the game 4 years ago and I'm honestly surprised how little has changed since then haha. I always wondered if csgo ever got another r8 revolver launch incident since that was the one update I remember most clearly.
@Pilgrim1st3 жыл бұрын
6:06 CANALS - Best map!!!!!
@boksen42523 жыл бұрын
holy shit its been so long since danger zone got released and i still remember vividly how me and my friend were exited for this
@aandersson6503 жыл бұрын
Wow, this guy just reads patch notes... 😂😁
@yanlucas90343 жыл бұрын
Hello Philip, thanks for the great content as always
@Yash-mh4oj3 жыл бұрын
old d2 is my love forever i love the old dust2 do you guys have the same feelings?
@moneymantronald45202 жыл бұрын
Man I miss operation wildfire, it felt like an adventure working through the challenges in order
@minhtruong7853 жыл бұрын
OMGah Philip they changed the chicken models!
@electro85613 жыл бұрын
Haha made it early... Love your content! keep it up my man. Informative and really entertaining.
@drScorp1on3 жыл бұрын
I love the "straight face" he keeps when talking about scrimmage. 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
@kabanod1m3 жыл бұрын
I now feel like an immortal being who has lost their track of time after watching this
@JAXi93212 жыл бұрын
The AWP movement patch was the hardest one for me, as it ruined my awping. I play aggressive entry fragger style and the new AWP just doesn't fit at all. Though they've made a lot of progress, it still feels they've only made minor good changes & the major changes have been only bad.
@john__lemon Жыл бұрын
100% agreed. CSGO purposely killed its self.
@zoleroid70273 жыл бұрын
4:09 is that a Monty python reference I'm hearing?
@Micoro3 жыл бұрын
damn i still cant belive ive playing since i was 11 years old I am now almost 19 and I remember everything mentioned in the video this game had so many good and bad updates within the last 8 1/2 years and so many memorable moments happend in that time and I still remember selling my katowice 2014 ibuypower and titan stickers for 0,20€ back then feelsbadman
@bena2.0143 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, the history of the de-optimization of cs g o
@notapplicable72923 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, I played in 2015 and yet when I came back this year it felt like nothing had changed... how wrong I clearly was.
@adriendevergne18103 жыл бұрын
We can conclude that WE NEED A TRUE UPDATE WITH THE REMAKE OF A MAP PLS (valve pls fix)
@Ultra2893 жыл бұрын
No we dont
@zombieguy3 жыл бұрын
Damn, your really living up to the person who reads patch notes for a living.
@patrycjazawadzka34423 жыл бұрын
Danger Zone feels like it came out like one year ago and not two, and Bloodhunt feels more recent too. I wonder if they'll make a completly new title for almighthy sauce2
@OLBarbok3 жыл бұрын
Your timing is always amazing, I was thinking of getting back into the game and haven't watched anything besides your videos on it since I've quit.
@exy_crypto54283 жыл бұрын
You missed the SSG nerf that changed the game
@HaxxorElite3 жыл бұрын
You missed new weapon sounds!
@TacBans3 жыл бұрын
-Hydra was nearly four years ago :(
@Poyoke3 жыл бұрын
Seeing videos like this is what makes me like games. I love seeing how a game updates overtime and how much it went by, all the life changing updates and minor good updates. Thank you 3kliksphilip
@happyredmapleleaf3 жыл бұрын
This video was so long that we got to hear the entirety of synchobonk. Twice.
@anthonyec3 жыл бұрын
The benjamin button of changelogs
@atharvpandkar29743 жыл бұрын
I remember loading up the new dust 2 and getting excited about it.
@ThianDeVries3 жыл бұрын
Makes me sad how quick time goes
@travosk86683 жыл бұрын
This just shows how long I've been watching your stuff
@mlgsty88803 жыл бұрын
I miss when we got fun maps each operation added to the pool just for shits and giggles. Now competitive is just dead with no map changes in so long time and even more cheaters than I once thought possible. I just want Insertion back, greatest map in this games history.
@512TheWolf5123 жыл бұрын
the current post-match screen is ONLY there to try and convince you to buy player skins, and NOTHING ELSE. this is THE ONLY REASON it exists.
@infiniti77733 жыл бұрын
I kind of like it tbh. My friends are really awful at the game and get really silly awards for most deaths or most audible footsteps and whatnot to give us a decent laugh at the end of a depressing game.
@512TheWolf5123 жыл бұрын
@@infiniti7773 it's just a side-effect anyway. But good for you