"4.5 Billion Years in 1 Hour" by Kurzgesagt Reaction!

[@Quique-sz4uj]

I cant believe that you reacted to this entire thing! Nice!

[@topical351]

People who watch the video and skip through 90% of it: bad People who watch the video and skip some of it: ? People who watch the video and skip very little of it: Hell yea Master Zero: You guys are skipping?

[@TheEpicGalaxy21]

I started skimming through the original video towards the end because it was just a whole lot of nothing. So I just go till the next time Kurzgesagt starts talking, wait a bit then go again. And I repeated that till life started showing up and things went into overdrive.

[@planetoforts]

@@topical351 POTATO

[@RobopYoutube]

I didn't skipped A SINGLE TIME

[@JoenilEDITS]

I literally watched the hole video probably because I love this

[@TheEpicGalaxy21]

I'm honestly quite impressed that you managed to watch the ENTIRE hour long video without skipping once! Since this is a VERY long reaction video, I'll separate my comment into timestamped segments. Prepare for the long haul and the long read! 1:00 So yeah, 1.5 MILLION years passes with ever second in this video. And yet, despite this incomprehensible amount of time... this video is over an hour long and not a whole lot happens for much of it. Which just goes to show just how vast the time scales of the Universe is! 4:20 You can actually see the moon visibly cooling gradually as time goes on. It's really cool how it subtly goes from Lava ball to our famous moon... All across *HUNDREDS MILLIONS OF YEARS!* 9:40 Yes! It is indeed constant torrential downpours every hour of every day (they're shorter than modern days but still!) for *HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS!* (You'll be hearing a lot of that). Can you imagine? If any living being existed back then, they'd think that this was just the constant state of being. They'd no such clear skies, or dry outdoor surfaces. Just ceaseless rain! Same goes for the meteors showers too. 11:50 Playing Fortnite Rocket Racing while listening to the entire History of Earth just sounds like a power move at that point. "I can beat you while learning the history of our planet" 14:35 Crazy to think that Life may have existed for upwards of 2.5 BILLION years, yet it only started doing anything interesting "just" a couple hundred million years ago. Guess procrastination truly is ingrained in the very fabric of life... 19:15 ...I think you meant "Geography"... or perhaps "Geology"? One of the two... 19:45 40°C is 104°F (The F stands for *FREEDOM! ;) )* 20:20 All the music for Kurzgesagt is made by Epic Mountain Music! (They also worked with Glitch Productions to make audio for their shows) You can find all the Soundtracks for their video including this one on their channel! Each "Music Segment" is roughly like, 5 - 10 minutes. 25:40 Roughly 1,800 MILLION Years have passed at the time you asked that. Or 1.8 Billion years!... And still, *No Video Games :(* Those bacteria must've been bored.... 32:40 That's okay, I mean, this whole video is effectively a glorified Soundtrack/ Music Video. Which isn't bad, but that is basically what it is! *"Varying beats to create planets to"* 33:40 That's essentially what life as an immortal being would be like. Sure, you still have to LIVE through each and every day and year that spans these billions of years. But hey, you know what they say about how time seems to fly by the older you get? I imagine a couple dozen million years is like nothing to such an immortal person. 34:50 Yeah, this video doesn't seem to show EVERY SINGLE Event in Earth's History (that we know of atleast). Probably because those things are literal blips on this time scale so wouldn't even get a second of time. 36:55 Potatoes for the win! Little known fact, but Potatoes have actually predated everything else in the known universe! They're a true gift from the beyond!... You don't need to check that! It's just a fact and you must accept it! ;) 39:35 I suppose that's just listening to White noise or something I guess? 41:50 I wonder if this is like a mini-break for you, no need to talk or anything, just vibe to something you like. 42:40 Just so you know, Fungi are considered closer to animals than plants. Plus, I think he was talking more about ultra-simple water fungi. But hey! We're getting there! Life is closer to doing something interesting! 43:20 Crazy to think that LIFE is actually older than the Earth's core! We've got bits of fungi that are older than the center of the Earth! 47:20 I've said it before with other Kurzgesagt videos, but there really should be a video game based on these sorts of things. Imagine like a game where you explore a singular region but in different time eras that are hundreds of millions of years apart? It's the same place, but yet, it's vastly different and almost alien... 50:30 Endless cycle of Optimistic and Pessimistic Nihilism... "Yay! Nothing Matters so I get to do whatever I want!"... "Oh fudge, nothing I do in this life matters and I'm just a particle on a grain of sand in an endless desert on a deserted planet orbiting around a sandy solar system..." 53:10 We're getting closer to current day! Now there are things we DID learn in school! I think. I'm sure I've heard of Gondwana before. And no I'm not thinking about Gwanda from Into the Spiderverse... 53:45 I suppose it depends on the composition of the rocks. They may both be rocks, but maybe the older one has like, 50% iron and 20% Silicon or something like that whereas the modern rocks are more silicon than iron (I'm just making these numbers up, I don't actually know the specifics) 54:20 This is where things start going by quickly! Once Life starts moving, it moves FAST! The previous eras were more on Geologic time scales hence taking so long (hundreds of millions of years) but the evolution of like is lightning fast in comparison! Though then again, it took something like, 2 - 3 BILLION years for it to get going sooo, balances out I guess. 56:40 Hey look! It's the land fish that wanted to pay taxes! *Quick! Get him before it's too late!* 57:15 Yeah, this period of the Earth had a RIDICULOUS amount of Oxygen, way more than we have today. So creatures could grow WAY bigger than they do now. I do NOT want to know how big the Cockroaches' ancestors were... That'd give me nightmare fuel for days... But hey! It does make for a cool image, a vast foggy swampland brimming with giant insects... 58:15 I believe what you're trying to get at was that a lot of the famous iconic "Jurassic Dinosaurs" we saw in movies like Jurassic Park actually came from the Cretaceous period. Like the T-Rex and Triceratops! 1:01:15 Yeah, it's almost as if the Mammals practically speedran their evolution since they missed out on so much during the Dinosaur era. 1:01:31 Yup! We don't even get a second! Just this singular image as we're barely a million years old as a species! Much less our civilization being a mere 12,000 years old! If there was one thing this video taught me, it's that not only are we unbelievably new. But that for much of Earth's history, practically nothing happened at all! It was all just water and rocks and stuff for literally BILLIONS of years! And THEN you get like, 5 minutes of showtime for living things! Oh yeah, and Humanity get's like, 0.5 seconds too... Though I guess for a positive note, in our singular "second" of limelight, we've done an absolute FUDGE TON! Who knows where we'll be once another "second" passes? Will we be in the dust already? Or will we be hopping among the stars? Far too fast for any incredibly ancient beings to comprehend! Thank you to everyone who took this wonderful journey through history!... And this ridiculously long comment, seriously, how have I not hit the word limit yet?!

[@MasterZeroReacts]

Always waiting for your comment on a kurzgesagt video 😂 you never fail to have such useful information while sprinkling in some jokes, like kurzgesagt itself really lol also thanks for the time-codes, I got to follow along with your comment 😂 (I’m starting to think there isn’t a limit to comments lmao)

[@TheEpicGalaxy21]

@@MasterZeroReactsThank You! It's always nice to know there are those who appreciate my comments! Also, I'm certain there is a word limit, I could've sworn I've hit it a few times before...

[@KAKUN_DESU]

36:47 I'm still here and enjoying!

[@dayson_crane]

09:53 Truly an epic period in history that would have been poetic to behold, when our planet was just starting to cool from fire to earth, being rained on by water plus space-earth (which was on fire) and, if my imagination serves me well, probably being subjected to crazy winds, too. Potatoes.

[@JoenilEDITS]

I wonder what species are coming after us

[@Littlekoji-df1cf]

Curiouse Archive made the 6th video about Serina!!!!

[@alexandrugeorgianstan2919]

Potatoes

[@planetoforts]

Potato

[@playingwithtun189]

Hi Master zero (sorry if you already tell your name. I don't know your nickname because I'm new to this Chanel) I just want to tell you that you're reaction is amazing! And the series of serina has a new episode!

[@Griffin_545]

i watched the full film like 5 times before its really good to pass time lets not talk about the banger music it comes with

[@Toatrex]

If you want a more information-dense run down of the history of earth and the life on it i'd recommend paleo analysis video "history of the earth, everything before the dinosaurs" It's a compilation of a series he's done going through the geologic time periods of the proterozoic and paleozoic.

[@AwfulnewsFM]

What a chad! Someone finally did it! You are the de-facto standard of kurzgesagt reactions now !

[@albertytube5547]

I also got the poster for Christmas and it has just arrived, really loved it❤

[@muldoone6920]

The end, how fast our history passes by compared to the history of our planet. That hit me.

[@ezraabbadon5082]

26:13 i think u mean kaleidoscope

[@SquaredMediaFanClub]

Pls react to dont eat by squared media

[@AwfulnewsFM]

36:45 you underestimate us if you don't expect us to watch along :)

[@Godzilla20191]

Man i kept thinking the moon was the sun in like the first 500 years of the video

[@hlessiavedon]

That would be 500 million years

[@Godzilla20191]

@@hlessiavedon I forgot to put the M

[@hlessiavedon]

@@Godzilla20191 it's all good.

[@Randomizer.gaming]

@@Godzilla20191 THEN EDIT

[@TNTGAMERtheofficial]

Ice cream sandwich uploaded!!

[@armandoguzmannieves5472]

“I’m assuming it was a fungus? The video had JUST told you it was an algae…

[@chazs9425]

FINIALLY Someone reacts to this

[@armandoguzmannieves5472]

“Hey, we got DinoBoys!” Those are not Dinosaurs.

[@kollebomnen8603]

POTATOES 🥔 🥔 🥔

[@EndlessAbyss.]

Potatoes!

[@man-from-2058]

Potatoes.....

[@EchoEncounters]

If you liked this you should check out timelapse of the universe by melodysheep, it is genuinely my favorite video on youtube!

[@deelee5958]

po ta toes

[@Godzilla20191]

Nah bro this is the longest video you ever reacted to

[@Rasmus2a]

Potato

[@quantumcreeper3877]

potatoes :)

[@planetoforts]

MMMMMM POTATO

[@aaronfloyed]

potatoes

[@armandoguzmannieves5472]

Fungi aren’t plants…

[@Orion_Nightshade]

Day 2 of asking master zero to react to fanfictasia.

[@kopper-p3y]

potatoes

[@lifesQnA]

potatoes