"Oi, Skull-Smasha, eat yer snickers!" "Why?" " 'Cause ya get a little warp-y when yer hungry. *eats tiny bar of snickers* "Bettah?" "No, ya git! I still wanna smash dem humie skullz!"
@jhorbirnlokrisson65286 жыл бұрын
Fable Wolfe have ya tryin da new groxz flava?!
@trenchcoatbandit6 жыл бұрын
u avin a giggle m8?
@thechaosgods5 жыл бұрын
This made my month
@psychogoreman1985 жыл бұрын
Sod snickers ya gitz...MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRSSS BAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!
@shelleymcrae5144 жыл бұрын
‘Ont we all
@apex_77666 жыл бұрын
Ways to tell an Orc from a Chaos Ork Orc "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!" Chaos Orc "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRP!!!!!"
@SaurusWarriorSotek6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha puny humie have good jokez
@SaurusWarriorSotek6 жыл бұрын
@Soviet who Cuts No, no, da humie iz not worty of begin part of uz, thas humie must be killed n' all the nobz will beat'up till only one stand, and this ill be ta new boss
@SaurusWarriorSotek6 жыл бұрын
@Soviet who Cuts In thiz case all da tribe ill atak till da humie die
@akaaoife23126 жыл бұрын
Chaos orc: "waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh" (but with more tentacles/diseases/weird knowledge/skulls)
@OneMindSyndicate3 жыл бұрын
Unless it’s a nurgle ork he goes WAAAAAAAAA*cough*cough*AAAGH!!
@TheDeescalator3 жыл бұрын
"The orcs [...] suffer from nightmarish visions." So... visions of peace?
@chanmyaezaw2 жыл бұрын
YEZ YA ZTOUPID UMIEZ!!!
@juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860 Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine a world without lawyers?
@P.W.N.ed_9000 Жыл бұрын
Ork: SOMETHING FIGHT ME!!! ANYTHING!!!!
@tomacatalin62536 жыл бұрын
QUESTION: DO THE RED BOYZ GO FASTER CUZ THEY'RE RED?
@slayersson14226 жыл бұрын
Vaginavigator 69Dawaj yes, because everyone know red goes fasta!!!!
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
Yes but they aren't really interested in going fast.
@cardboardbox1916 жыл бұрын
Orks like to be fast to close in on the enemy quicker. It might be just the speed freaks who put this idea first but wouldn't all works agree. Wouldn't Korne like his warriors to get in the fighting quicker.
@Unei19956 жыл бұрын
but what if a red ork on foot is chasing a evil sunz buggy or bike?
@FableWolfe6 жыл бұрын
Yes, if they also get tattoos of flames on their bodies.
@BigJubble6 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I now realised there is the potential for a Slanessh Ork. Brings a whole new meaning to Mega Nobz.
@RanmaSyaoranSaotome6 жыл бұрын
D:
@jhorbirnlokrisson65286 жыл бұрын
They have no genetalia...
@silasstryder6 жыл бұрын
+Jhörbirn Lokrisson Maybe a greedy warp-y wyrdboy comes across a dirty store during a raid on an alien race and after mulling that over and getting stronger Slanessh contacts him letting him know he can give him one of 'those' since that would be beyond easy for Slanessh as well as give him really shiny guns and shit. Boom, Slanessh ork. They'd just have to always raid planets with aliens that sexually reproduce.
@ImperativeGames6 жыл бұрын
No genitals, but they can enjoy pain ^^
@draghicivlad24446 жыл бұрын
Jhörbirn Lokrisson not yet is what you mean
@cognisant3076 жыл бұрын
"Or given a Snickers" *facepalm* Orks being Orks that might actually work.
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
u'z not u'z wen u'z u'ngry
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodhe20716 жыл бұрын
OneMindSyndicate I died when you said that
@louissteyn68716 жыл бұрын
only if enough of them believe that i think
@horus94426 жыл бұрын
OneMindSyndicate dude that is the funniest thing I've ever read
@horus94426 жыл бұрын
OneMindSyndicate should do a skit commercial lmaooo
@xXJuicyExtractXx6 жыл бұрын
Snickers fix everthing
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
You're not you when you're hungry
@skipspikebud6 жыл бұрын
What would the 40k version of snickers motto be?
@quintoncraig92996 жыл бұрын
Does that mean a Kit-Kat is the best weapon?
@mekal7796 жыл бұрын
"Red orks are givin a massive axe capable of taking out a rhino transport" just to put into perspective imagine a man trying to cut a car in half with a sword now imagine a wild 600+lb beast made of pure muscle armed with a bearded axe cleaving a bradley ifv now that is warhammer in all its glory
@skorgevondoom___95716 жыл бұрын
mekal lakem Well...one way to kill them...EXTERMINATESE
@Dhurak576 жыл бұрын
I thought they were immune to chaos since the old ones made them without soul, to fight the necrons efficiently
@monkey64672 жыл бұрын
Orks dont give a shit and that's lore
@anon_lulz73342 жыл бұрын
The Warp can mutate the flesh, once the mind has let it in atleast. That or an encounter with a foe or pathogen which is sourced from the warp and manages to cause enough corruption in one way or another, be it a wound, psychic attack, psychological or physical in manner or simply being around them for long enough as Mercs. Once the purity of the body is taken the corruption can take root, since the ork gods, Gork and Mork, are naturally Brutally Kunnin and Kunningly Brutal war loving beings, few orks would be swayed to the side of Chaos in the greater scheme of things of their own accord.
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero2 жыл бұрын
Orkz 100% have souls. They're a fungus with a lot of unique rules and biology to them, but they absolutely still have souls. Their advantage against necrons is their psychic powers and resistances and sheer fighting cohesion along with a lack of proper intelligence/logic to plot and think around.
@anon_lulz73342 жыл бұрын
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero They also were born after the concept of the fear of death was... forced upon all sentient life and offshoots of, ergo they do not actually fear death in the most basic aspect. Fearless balls of feral fungal aggression, it's like you bio engineered fungus to attack people, but gave it a baseline functioning skeleton/genemap to work on which eventually create orks like prime orks etc etc. The orks are not my favourite race as far as universe expansion goes, but they're definitely one of the most interesting.
@DALKurumiTokisaki2 жыл бұрын
Their immune in the sense that attempts at direct corruption requires stepping on the toes of Gork and Mork which is something even the Chaos gods don't want to do.
@nickstansberry16315 жыл бұрын
Question: since we are on Orks, my previously asked question .... Is Comissar Yarrik immortal because Orks belive he cannot be killed?
@chaosspacemarine73845 жыл бұрын
Well orcs believe the color red makes you faster and that works so... why not
@DevineInnovations2 жыл бұрын
So their "Just Believe" super power can even make their enemies more powerful too?
@monkey64672 жыл бұрын
@@DevineInnovations my guy their so dumb that a guardsman group ran out of ammo so they just pointed empty guns at them and yelled BANG and since the orks have that weird mind power they believed the guns were loaded and so all died. No shit that's real lore
@anon_lulz73342 жыл бұрын
@@DevineInnovations They don't know the Emperor is dead and every Imperial Army they face screams "For the Emperor" a billion times, so they must be buffing the Emperor thinking he's this gigantic or super powerful warlord for every humie they face to serve him.
@DevineInnovations2 жыл бұрын
@@anon_lulz7334 That's an interesting idea
@TEXASUSA456 жыл бұрын
Orks high on warp dust.
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
Those would be slaaneshi orks
@ReinaRoyal6 жыл бұрын
A truly terrifying notion
@hollow85756 жыл бұрын
No way, we wont have enough promethium to stop them...
@seand.g4236 жыл бұрын
OneMindSyndicate nevah. Giv. Wun. Red Sand.
@kainebishop97916 жыл бұрын
+eviltreemonster Big green members?
@irllcd136 жыл бұрын
I was under the impression they don't fall to chaos because the only chaos god that could give them anything they care about is Khorne, and they already fight and kill all the time without him.
@juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860 Жыл бұрын
pretty much, yeah
@neofulcrum50136 жыл бұрын
As if they weren’t dangerous already
@KingQwertzlbrmpf6 жыл бұрын
An individual chaos ork is dangerous. But as a whole chaos orks are no real threat because they simply are way too rare. Very little orks ever fall out with gork and mork.
@KrautGoesWild6 жыл бұрын
And how is that different to their normal demeanour? xD xD xD (Except for the growths, maybe)
@roiking27405 жыл бұрын
@@KingQwertzlbrmpf its not that. orks are already chaotic by nature its they dont have enough discipiline as it is. add chaos to them and they just kill each other. even if an entire tribe is corrupted it won't survive for long because anything that resembles order and direction is destroyed. with chaos space marines it's sustainable because they were thought all their life discipline and order, in addition, to having a clear goal other than fighting
@KingQwertzlbrmpf5 жыл бұрын
@@roiking2740 What you wrote is part of the problem but doesn't describe it as a whole. First of all Chaos Orks truly are very rare just because chaos has very little to offer for orks. Basically one could say that the lure the chaos gods use to draw in followers is promising them stuff they want. But what does an ork really want? He wants a good fight. That's pretty much it. Every other goal an ork might have is a secondary or even lower priority goal, most often something to faciliate the primary goal of having a good fight like for example a bigger gun. And all of the stuff the orks really want is already promised to them by gork and mork. The only orks that could possibly fall to chaos are orks that get disappointed of gork and mork like for example a disposed off, but not dead Waaghboss, which already is extremly rare. An other possibility might be a freeboota that gets more greedy for teeth than fighting which, again, is extremly rare. One should also consider that gork and mork are at least as powerful if not more powerful than the four primary chaos gods. Fortunatly for those chaos gods gork and mork are too busy beating the shit out of each other to turn their attention to some other opponent. The only reason why they don't appear more frequently in 40k Lore or models is that they are an existance that is almost exclusivly worshipped by the Orks and that they grant their blessings almost exclusivly to orks. Why do i say "almost exclusivly"? Well, there are, for example, hints in the Lore of the Armageddon Ork Hunters that seem to indicate that the armageddon Ork Hunters are able to use Ork weapons and machines. And that is something that should only be possible for someone that has Waagh energy. And humans don't typically have Waagh energy which seems to indicate that the armageddon ork hunters are in some way blessed by gork and mork. As for an entire tribe getting corrupted, the only scenario that i can come up with in which something like this might happen would be if the tribe settles down for a long time in an area that is heavily, and i mean heavily, corrupted by chaos. Something on the level of a demon world. An area where anybody entering hears a constant stream of dark voices whispering forbidden knowledge into their ears, an area where the walls are constantly bleeding, an area where demons occasionally spawn without anyone calling them, an area where the direction of gravity sometimes changes without prior notice. THAT level of corruption. And sure, an orktribe probably wouldn't mind such trivial matters. The slight buzzing in their ears is mildly annoying, they probably barely notice the bleeding walls and if they do they don't care, the demons are an added bonus and they might try their hand on getting more of these lovely creatures to appear, and the occasional shift in gravity serves well in keeping the boys alert. In such circumstances an entire tribe might get corrupted and yes, if that happens the tribe is likely to go extinct from excessive infighting.
@roiking27405 жыл бұрын
@@KingQwertzlbrmpf i thought gork and mork are an idea the old ones put into orks to keep them from seeking meaning outside their original perhaps though preventing them from rebelling. they are an actually entities in the 40K universe?
It’z time for ya ta git a new WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!
@justinstahl33456 жыл бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
@darthlazurus43826 жыл бұрын
I mind reading years ago that most Orks avoid Chaos as it makes them uneasy on an instinctive level, which is why they don't all rush into the Eye of Terror for endless war.
@maxkennedy80756 жыл бұрын
Darth Lazurus Tuska deamonkilla says otherwise
@ActualDrunkAtheist6 жыл бұрын
Max kennedy Tuska is just a badass
@DustyTheKitty6 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh Orks... [Heresy Intensify]
@scottfree64795 жыл бұрын
ArmouredLemming SLAAAAAAAAAAAGH
@Galejro4 жыл бұрын
Slaneesh: Mheheheheeee ^^ I'm going to corrupt those green boys they look cute... And they must have huge... *Notices Orcs have absolutely no genitals or any kind of sexual drive* O_o ... *slowly backs away*
@plutarchvonpluto64394 жыл бұрын
Well, the cult of speed seems like it can be corrupted by slaanesh.
@bigfloppa28984 жыл бұрын
I don’t think a slasnesh ork could even exist or a zneech ork I could see nurgle orks as nurgle is large and green and I can see khorne for obvious reasons
@yuven4376 жыл бұрын
Gork Mork Khork Nork Slork and Tzork
@animasityal-waafy47134 жыл бұрын
IT'S 'ZORK!
@booradley68326 жыл бұрын
"spread his chaotic taint all over" That sentence made me giggle.
@danielthueson73504 жыл бұрын
It was funny
@stoner22776 жыл бұрын
Something I remember reading years ago in either the demon hunters or witch hunters codex that some times orks would find shrines to nurgle and mistake them for images of gork/mork, the worship of them resulting in plagued orks
@ervvmuller60206 жыл бұрын
I love me Orkis. Since Korn orks are red and Nurgel orks un heathy green, are slaanesh orks purple and tzeentch blue?
@silver48316 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh Orks must be pretty!
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
Yes think of the teletubbies but more killy
@maxkennedy80756 жыл бұрын
well, u ain’t eva seen a purple ork hav ya’? nah you haven’t their too sneaky
@hexadecimal52366 жыл бұрын
ervv müller I'm confused how Orcs aren't just servants of Korn.
@somerandomdude77856 жыл бұрын
Da Nurgle Orks shuld be 'ello.
@jameskilts5556 жыл бұрын
This makes me want to make an ork boy handing a dead chaos war boss a Snickers
@fantochedollmaker70306 жыл бұрын
Not canon. Orks cannot be corrupted by chaos, they can go insane but the chaos gods can't reach them. It's explained in Rogue Trader. There's no hold onto them, Khorne cannot promise them anything better than they already have, Tzeentch can't read them, Nurgle can make them sick but like Slaanesh, have nothing to offer them they already want and have.
@fantochedollmaker70306 жыл бұрын
It's from the Rogue Trader book introducing playable xeno races like kroot and orks. They state that orks can't be reached by the chaos gods because they already have that they crave most. Thus, the corruption stat is just useless for them. Insanity still affects them normally.
@invaderHUNK6 жыл бұрын
Fantoche Dollmaker bro that’s literally first edition
@fantochedollmaker70306 жыл бұрын
No no no, not Rogue trader the 40k first ed, Rogue Trader, the RPG by Fantasy Flight. One of their expansion is playable orks and tau.
@melelconquistador6 жыл бұрын
What a greatful species.
@22BCMF6 жыл бұрын
Fantoche Dollmaker god, strive to be the orks man, so grateful
@EastsideShowSCP6 жыл бұрын
Chaotic Orks seems like quite the oxymoron.
@Renfield2866 жыл бұрын
you've missed something important about wyrdboys and why demons dont posess orks that often. going back to Ere we go, Waaaaaagh the orks and some older white dwarf and journal articles. Orks for demons are like roach motels, they can get in, but they cant get out. and the demon is never the senior partner in that particular possession.
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
I did not know about this, thanks. It makes sense since an ork is just a very complex lichen. They are made up of multiple fungal lifeforms that live in a symbiotic relationship. Good look taking control of multiple fugues
@YourDeath3116 жыл бұрын
so it is better to convince orks to fight for chaos than posses it
@KingQwertzlbrmpf6 жыл бұрын
Plus, the other chaos gods probably don't want gork and mork to take notice of them lest they get beaten to a bloody pulp. And yes, i hold that, if gork and mork were to ever stop beating each other up and instead team up to fight an other chaos god that chaos god would die under their fists.
@danielslater89986 жыл бұрын
Well at least chaos isn't racist
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
Well they dont accept tau so....
@KingQwertzlbrmpf6 жыл бұрын
Tau don't have a real warp presence so that's not on chaos. Also, remember the story of commander farsight. Maybe they actually do accept tau.
@Azoth867306 жыл бұрын
If there were any case of widespread Chaos Tau, Forces of Chaos wouldn't mind.
@author49326 жыл бұрын
daniel slater chaos space marines still almost throw up working with xenos though
@TricksterPoi6 жыл бұрын
But so far Khrone does can influence the Fire Cast
@2lazyt3786 жыл бұрын
The snickers part killed me.
@ShadowWolfRising6 жыл бұрын
"Or Given a Snickers." HA!
@Capodecamper5 жыл бұрын
and tuska and da boyz lived happily ever after
@UnknownPerson-cq3qv6 жыл бұрын
2:26 When you eat Snickers and ascend to ultrareality.
@ThortheGodly6 жыл бұрын
OH. MY. GOD. Khornite Orks!? YES!! This is PRECISELY what I wanted for my homebrew chaos army. I'll share them when I actually have some lore for them, I've been cooking them off and on for a while now. Basic gist, if anyone cares, is that they're Chaos Knights. I have no background for them yet, but I know that I want them to look down on mutation and insanity, and value martial prowess and ambition. Their combat strategies would be very melee heavy, probably with emphasis on hardy infantry, high-mobility cavalry, and or armor/"artillery". I now have my meat-shield units. Khornite ork war-thralls! EDIT: If anyone has any suggestions, fire away. I will say this, I don't really want them to originate from the Iron Warriors (mainly due to their tactical focus on fortification and siege warfare), but I am more than happy to hear suggestions along that line anyway.
@andrewharper16092 жыл бұрын
FYI in old WH40k lore there was a Freebooter option called Khorne's Stormboyz. The models looked a lot like the plastic Hoff models from 2nd Edition. The laptop had D4+1 chaos rewards generated from the Realm of Chaos tables, slightly enhanced basic profile (+1 to WS,BS and CL or cool now amalgamated into Id for the Stormboyz the Kaptin was ws5 Bs 4 S4 T5 w2 I4 A1 Ld 8 Int7 cl8 WP7. There were also entries for Wierdboy Warpheadz, Ork mutants and Ork Chaos Warbands. Much more fun.
@Octavianus085 жыл бұрын
Topic request: how does Chaos Space Marines maintain their equipment?
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodhe20716 жыл бұрын
"Or given a snickers" best part in the video,i love you guys.
@crispyblindead24136 жыл бұрын
Orks under the influence of the Blood God? That sounds like a good ol’ time.
@Jonathan-hd7fl6 жыл бұрын
I just loved that bit at 5:43 "Or given a snickers" (to calm down) :D
@kalf-ve8mf6 жыл бұрын
QUESTION: will Chaos Orks fighting alongside Chaos Space Marine...?? =)
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
All but orks devoted to khorne would fight alongside chaos marines. Red orks would more than likely fight the chaos spacemarines
@SinerAthin6 жыл бұрын
Well, sometimes. That's the rule with chaos. A lot of the time, even Chaos Space Marines won't fight alongside Chaos Space Marines. Chaos is deeply divided, and gathering a war host is a notoriously difficult task, as Abbadon has found out. Chaos armies tend to consist of a supreme horde of mentally unstable, mutated insane psychopathic individuals with dreams of grandiose and power, including demons that respect the aspects of the worst of mortal dreams. Technically, anything touched by chaos, including even that not touched; might fight alongside the Chaos Space Marines. However, actually getting them to fight alongside the Chaos war host is an entirely different matter, and Chaos Marines tend to employ a "Join us or die" policy.
@thegyroneer326 жыл бұрын
You’d think that the chaos orks would be with other chaos orks, but it seems they are tolerant enough to be around other chaos entities. Distant ork: “Tolerant”, wot’s dat, kan we kill it?
@YourDeath3116 жыл бұрын
to my opinion if red orks have some interests they would work together. It s like IG and space marines. They are indepandant but they sometimes fight alongside
@donaldduck77072 жыл бұрын
I think a Ork that Services Khorne will Fight along a Space Marine that Service Khorne
@ReallyTwistedHumor6 жыл бұрын
I want to make a Slaaneshi Ork army, I feel like the Prince of excess would appeal to Lootas, Flash Gitz and pretty much any Ork in the Kult of Speed to some degree. And let's be honest the image of a Warbuggy full of Ork Boyz in neon coloured warpaint blasting out Du Hast is fucking hilarious
@jubimagi2 жыл бұрын
...don't forget there's never enough dakka
@jubimagi2 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh influencing the ork desire for more firepower
@andreasries25905 жыл бұрын
„Or given a Snickers.“ Made my day. Can‘t imagine the amount of Snickers used on these Orcs xD
@syley50756 жыл бұрын
Their heresy level is over 9000!!!
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
great reference
@drarsen335 жыл бұрын
I think it was last chancers book where it is portrayed what Demon possessing human host thinks of Orks. If I remember right he was unnerved by them. They were blood thirsty and savage and yet demon could barely detect them which made him unconformable.
@juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860 Жыл бұрын
Imagine you are a powerful corrupt politician locked up in a room with a grizzly bear. Sure you may be important, rich, dangerous and whatever, but the grizzly just wants to fuck, eat, and sleep, in that order, and your money and influence can't do shit inside that room. The same happens with the orks, the chaos doesn't offer them anything they would like. Not even Khorne. The blood god is all about revenge, honor, and general discomfort at life. Gork and Mork provide the same benefits, without the drawbacks, orks can stab in the back at will, and be super happy with about it.
@ArtisBlankfaces4 жыл бұрын
That snicker joke was great
@Chadlan5 жыл бұрын
"or given a snickers" I lost it there
@gigaflynn_6 жыл бұрын
"or get given a snickers" Oh God Emperor, I did not expect that. X-D
@xe25943 жыл бұрын
Slanesh orcs: Plucks eyebrows…. I ams the biggest and the prettiest
@Matt-md5yt6 жыл бұрын
Sweet a Ork video. This reminds me I should write the tale of the Ork Warboss that I fought.
@thomasthatcher18736 жыл бұрын
Question: is the ork gods (Gork and Mork) similar embodiment's like that of the chaos gods or eldar gods or are they different entities by their own right?
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero2 жыл бұрын
They exist in the warp but are indeed mostly seperate from the other gods. Orkz along with tyrannids kind of have their warp presence the other chaos gods can't really mess with. Gork and mork also seem to just be way stronger and bigger than the individual gods on their own. Seems like they beat out even khorne.
@faether1429 Жыл бұрын
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero you reckon a human or an Eldar could become a patron of Gork or Mork
@Happilymarrieddad6 жыл бұрын
I've been thinking about starting a new army and I can't decide between Orks and Tau. I've never played either and I'm interested in both. After watching this video, a Chaos Ork Tribe actually sounds pretty cool!
@DevineInnovations2 жыл бұрын
Imagine Orks who joined the Tau.
@legoincplx4x56 жыл бұрын
Lol "given a snickers" I laughed at that a bit to much.
@jamescorrigan76396 жыл бұрын
Can a Tyranid be possessed by Chaos or can a Necron be possessed as a Necron still has a mind and they are 'living metal'?
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
yes a tyranid can become corrupted, Necrons can not be corrupted
@jamescorrigan76396 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video on these subjects please? I'd love to know more about Chaos Tyranids and how the Necrons can withstand the touch of chaos
@jamesricker39976 жыл бұрын
James Corrigan a chaos Tyranid will be spotted and eliminated by its fellow Tyranids rapidly. So they are extremely rare.
@YourDeath3116 жыл бұрын
i dont see the point to corrupt a tyranid... Only if tyranids try to invade a chaos world
@BaronVonMott6 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine an Ork trying to understand Slaanesh? 😂😂😂
@REALdavidmiscarriage3 жыл бұрын
QUESTION: I’m confused! Why isn’t slaanesh trying to convince exiled warbosses to join him in return for making them better duellists? Isn’t slaanesh the god of duelling as well? wouldn’t that make him a orcs chaos god of choice? (second maybe only to Khorne!)
@georgekerscher53553 жыл бұрын
Assuming that information is accurate, I'm surprised that isn't the case in the lore
@faether1429 Жыл бұрын
They smelly as well tho
@entrippyZ3 жыл бұрын
mad ork painter of chaos, he just loves the pretty colors, and is a wierdboy who fights using a copper warp paintbrush to temporarily change the color of things. to any ork viewing his attacks, the colors appear more vibrant. this means that his reds yellows and purples appear redder yellower and more purple than normal(or even more GREEN). his warband would look hideous, but the belief caused by the paint schemes they used on the wearers would grant them enhanced power. they would have a science lab consisting of a grot with a can of yellow paint and some bullets. legend has it he has a purple cunning squad, but nobodys ever seen them. 10,000 years ago it was said they all boarded a space hulk painted entirely red and they have yet to slow down
@chrisprescott22736 жыл бұрын
This is one of your best lore vids. Funny too. That snickers joke lol
@Actalzy6 жыл бұрын
Aww no mention of Tuska?
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
Tuska is a legend to these renegade chaos orks
@KingQwertzlbrmpf6 жыл бұрын
Not to mention that tuska never turned to Khorne. He just enjoys beating the shit out of Khornes favored generals^^
@Onkoloinen6 жыл бұрын
Tuska likes Khorne for the endless fighting he brings, he does not worship Khorne in a cultists / follower way, and Khorne likes Tuska just cos he brings Khorne so much joy in the warp
@LoWsDominios6 жыл бұрын
Oh, my, god. The snickers part broke my chest hahahah
@ShadowWolfRising6 жыл бұрын
4:23 Is that Ork just Hellboy?
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
yes, we have a theory that hell boy is actually a red ork that was given the gift of intelligence
@Matt-md5yt6 жыл бұрын
ShadowWolfRising yep a fan made model.
@masterspookums65066 жыл бұрын
Dim iz BAD BAD BOYZ!!!! Grrrrrrr * spit * WHERE'Z my shoota!!!? WAAAGH!!!!!
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
Da cleaner da ork, da greener da ork. An evrywun knows green is best so kill da red boyz
@SeeAndDreamify6 жыл бұрын
Red boyz run fasta
@AverageJoe-vd9mw6 жыл бұрын
my friend has been doing chaos orks for a long time now
@YourDeath3116 жыл бұрын
and my dick is red too... that hurts
@19822andy3 жыл бұрын
When I was young my parents wouldn't support my collection but by hook and by crook I got hold of a Mish mash of figures. Chaos was the answer.
@TheAderwolf6 жыл бұрын
i have read a lot of codecies and i have also read a lot of black library and other stuff and nowhere is there any mention of orks going chaos... it also makes not much sense from a lore perspective for a ork to go chaos. so i doubt that anything in the vid can be considered in canon. but besides that it would make for a interesting expierence on the table for sure.
@LAHREV6 жыл бұрын
I remember reading something about Orks being immune to the chaos or to the warp, is this a newer thing or have I missed something?
@DevineInnovations2 жыл бұрын
I'm always hearing contradictory information when it comes to 40k. I'm guessing they are just harder to corrupt because they are so stupid.
@linkieloos4 жыл бұрын
I bet somewhere there's this one "fabulous" ork clan worshipping Slaanesh. Like a Kult of Speed mixed with too many painboyz and weirdboyz.
@Kevineitor1996 жыл бұрын
5:43 you lovely maniac you did it xD
@00tree6 жыл бұрын
"Or given a Snickers" LOL that's hilarious. ^_^
@allenjones8590 Жыл бұрын
Zench should want orks the most, what better scheme than to transform an Ork warboss into a smart, computer, nerdy, don’t like fighting or gettin his hands dirty Chaos Champion of Intellectual destruction
@Peter_Turbo46 жыл бұрын
Orks are just a force of destruction
@guldukat67496 жыл бұрын
that feel when the boyz didnt give you a snickers after your rage tantrum
@iwtd64 жыл бұрын
i didn't expect the snickers
@rwrhino766 жыл бұрын
Suggestion : Hero's of the Black Templar
@snagethegreat54975 жыл бұрын
Eternal bloodlust? Eat a snickers. Snickers satisfies.
@neewb27236 жыл бұрын
Question : is chaos orks a playable race ?
@KingQwertzlbrmpf6 жыл бұрын
No. Chaos orks are extremly rare, since not only are orcs very resistant to the taint of chaos, but even if one get's tainted he is most likely immedietly exterminated by his fellow orks for the grave sin of "not being green enough". And the few chaos orks out there are too less consolidated or united to constitute a faction. However, you may be able to field some chaos orks with other chaos warbands, mainly from Nurgle. You might also be able to field a red ork with a Khorne warband, but for the sake of roleplay he should be just as likely to attack your own troops than the enemies.
@PuppetMasteronVHS6 жыл бұрын
Chaos orks usually turn to worship Korn, what a surprise.....
@KingQwertzlbrmpf6 жыл бұрын
No, Orks that turn to chaos gods other than gork and mork usually turn to khorne. So something like one in a hundredmillion.
@colapundarn6 жыл бұрын
sitting and building my chaos orks lisening to this :D tha red bloody WAAAGH is on tha roll :D
@nickstansberry16315 жыл бұрын
I searched every codex, every dark web lead and found no point value for an Ork Snickers in wargear... im thinking you're just making stuff up now .....
@neilburns91493 жыл бұрын
This is an amusing case of redundancy Orks are chaotic as is 😆😆
@chrisleonard20665 жыл бұрын
I wonder why khorne isn’t vastly more appealing to orks
@700pierwizard43 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly peaceful
@Endit915 жыл бұрын
Horus eat a snickers.WHY?Because you turn into a herotic when you're hungry.
@GarwenK6 жыл бұрын
Honestly? The only thing I could think during this video was "man. Grimgor and his immortalz would love it in this univers And i would love whatching that cartoon character of destruction kick all the asses" XD
@f.e.areproduce52986 жыл бұрын
5:41 Me : ( Once hearing it . ) You are speaking language of knowledge .
@maggotthemadman8142 Жыл бұрын
Tuska Daemon-Killa is the best of the Chaos Orks hands down.
@mutehowl6 жыл бұрын
Do chaos orks work with other chaos troops(humans)? Can you have a mixed races khorne army?
@MrAvengerofEarth5 жыл бұрын
Lol if you give a Orc a Snickers , HE WILL BITE YOUR HAND OF !!!!!! HAHAHAAAAA!!!!
@bobrbw Жыл бұрын
Only chaos can make fighting annoying for an Ork. Well, chaos and the Khan
@OmegaE-ck6df5 жыл бұрын
Could this mean gorgutz is actually a chaos ork since he has the desire to collect the heads of his enemies.
@juangallego71976 жыл бұрын
I was sure I wasn't the only one who got the Snickers reference LOL
@hellraider_68175 жыл бұрын
Can there be chaos eldar ? Chaos necrons ? Chaos tyrannids ? Chaos tau ?
@andykoshiol70676 жыл бұрын
Greenskins can't only be corrupted by Chaos. Azhag is an example of an orc corrupted by Nagash's power as well.
@thiccnicc99256 жыл бұрын
Might build a chaos Ork army now. Make them follow Khorne
@LordProteus6 жыл бұрын
"Or given a Snickers." You wot. ~Some Ork
@DavidNash-r8t8 ай бұрын
Orks already serve the strongest gods, gork and mork
@youtubefan-qp5rd6 жыл бұрын
don't forget that freeboters also devoted themselves to chaos to
@chrissegroves92416 жыл бұрын
Question: Could a red ork get infected by a gene stealer?
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
genestealers would try to kill the ork because they would detect the possession and know its no bueno
@jonathoncollins79693 жыл бұрын
Did not know there was such a thing
@formalbug57166 жыл бұрын
"Or given a snickers" lmao
@Dbo3fly6 жыл бұрын
DIED...."-or given a snickers 👹"
@tztee5 жыл бұрын
..at @4:30 i was expecting the chaos infected orks to be called "hellboys" .lol.
@sofakingcool15556 жыл бұрын
Love that. Dude have a snickers.
@JakeyFlake6 жыл бұрын
I cant believe you didnt mention the Orc Warboss "Tuska" in your video.
@lorenzotaitague57616 жыл бұрын
SUGGESTION: 40 Facts on the Fall of Medusa V please.
@vladimirpootis96906 жыл бұрын
This is highly heretical
@mullerpotgieter6 жыл бұрын
Sigh *Loads the Emperor's Justice*
@OneMindSyndicate6 жыл бұрын
Im sure the ordo xenos gets pissed when they come across red orks. Now they have to share in the destruction with the ordo hereticus
@KingQwertzlbrmpf6 жыл бұрын
No, i'm pretty sure in almost any case the ordo xenos comes cross a red ork they are way too dead to call in the ordo hereticus to discuss under who's jurisdiction that falls^^