Worshipping a god simply because they are “big and green” is the orkiest thing I’ve ever heard
@devonswisher1995 жыл бұрын
Agreed next time I play warhammer 40k I'm playing as an work and roleplaying to boot
@TranquiIAbyss5 жыл бұрын
The best way to defeat Chaos Orks following Nurgle would be to start a fight over if Nurgle is either Gork or Mork. Since we all know Mork iz best.
@seal71445 жыл бұрын
TranquiIAbyss *G O R K*
@evanthemaster93095 жыл бұрын
DATS DA BIGUST GREEN BOY OV DEM ALL
@fasteddy97894 жыл бұрын
The Norks
@zerograv1855 жыл бұрын
You gotta love the duality of orks They'll fall to Khorne because he'll sate their lust for unending battle, providing purpose and value to their everlasting souls They'll fall to Nurgle cuz he's big and green Never change you magnificent bastards
@willowarkan22635 жыл бұрын
Can you really say fall to khorne in this case? Isn't it more like stumbling on khorne and continuing as before, but with new tattoos.
@seal71445 жыл бұрын
Willow Arkan Yes
@user-wc1em7pc2p5 жыл бұрын
A Chaos Ork war between the followers of Khorne and those of Nurgle would be exactly what I would suspect they'd do.
@Bob-bs9ok4 жыл бұрын
@@user-wc1em7pc2p Oi, dis god ere iz de bigges greens of em all. Ye, but iz e da gretest stabba of em all
@Rendo864 жыл бұрын
would the khrone orks be faster?, if so how much?
@Abdega5 жыл бұрын
Daemon: _Slay! Maim! Destroy!_ Ork: I was gonna do that anywayz ya grot!
@krysc32785 жыл бұрын
Daemon: oh . . . , okay, . . . Can I help?
@lakesidefiddle80515 жыл бұрын
DIS GIT AINT ORKY AT ALL (krumps)
@gasmaskfacednerd58965 жыл бұрын
@@krysc3278 No! *kicks*
@krysc32785 жыл бұрын
@@gasmaskfacednerd5896 Daemon: aaaw :c
@almighty_cthulhu4 жыл бұрын
WHYS YOUZ WHISPERIN'
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment5 жыл бұрын
GREAT. Daemon worshipping mushrooms. That's just great.
@mrdeniska035 жыл бұрын
Automatically read this in the voice of Magnus out of TTS..
@Demolisher-cl2sm5 жыл бұрын
The 225677th Fragment of the Man-Emperor of Mankind yo ill take some
@fumarc45015 жыл бұрын
TUSKA DA DEMONKILLA!
@Jianju695 жыл бұрын
I hate the lore around space orks. Mushrooms? Wish magic? Nah, they're grunts with guns. Some of their people are technological.
@lewisirwin53635 жыл бұрын
*Magic Mushrooms!*
@derekburge52945 жыл бұрын
"What do you desssssssssssssire, mortal?" "OI. TALKY BIT IN ME 'EAD. WOZ ZAT?" "Err... What do you most desire? Power, wealth, may-" "WELTH? IZ ZAT SOME NEW DAKKA?" "Oh, Slaanesh spare me..."
@latarshahall76184 жыл бұрын
Can't orks live indefinitely unless killed
@Sebomai-b8i4 жыл бұрын
IZ WANT A FOIGHT YOUZ POSH TALKY SQUIGHEAD, WAREZ DA FOIGHTIN
@Sir_Bucket4 жыл бұрын
@@latarshahall7618 only if they fight. Orks who spend a long period of time without fighting will start loosing any muscle they have, and be energy-less (lack of hormones such as adrenalines)
@bladestormviking4 жыл бұрын
"tag out, i got this... " -Khorne
@jenshoffmann28815 жыл бұрын
The story of Tuska Daemon Killa: One of the few WH40k stories with a happy end.
@ItsRawdraft24 жыл бұрын
Just wait until he gets back into realspace lmao
@willhiggins95635 жыл бұрын
Normal Orks: ‘unintelligible screaming as they run at you, brandishing weapons.’ Chose Orks: ‘unintelligible screaming as they run at you, brandishing weapons.’ What’s the key difference again.
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato85935 жыл бұрын
That chaos orks kill in the name of their chaos gods while normal orks kill because *'IS FUNNY TO ME'*
@iloveanothermanswives42784 жыл бұрын
@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 false ! Ork only kill in the name of dakka and choppa !
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato85934 жыл бұрын
@@iloveanothermanswives4278 *WRONG*
@en41354 жыл бұрын
The quality of the weapons.
@darthkingedededbobo61174 жыл бұрын
that the latter will som times have tentacles
@internetzenmaster89525 жыл бұрын
"The most powerful of these are the Chaos Gods" *Orks:* YOU WOT MATE?! GORK AN' MORK IZ DA MOST POWERFUL YA BONEHEADED GIT!!! *Gork and Mork:* _Currently too busy using Nurgle for Squig-ball to really care at the moment._
@ajhiep44475 жыл бұрын
Papa nurgle is more powerful. Lol
@communistdwarf5 жыл бұрын
@@ajhiep4447 Don't you mean The Great Horned Rat?
@internetzenmaster89525 жыл бұрын
@@ajhiep4447 Nurgle more powerful than Gork and Mork? That's funny Nurgling. A really side-splittin' laugh that!
@johnnyscifi5 жыл бұрын
Fuck gork n mork
@skyhunter24235 жыл бұрын
@@ajhiep4447 lol not even close
@thrasherofspinchters65305 жыл бұрын
They dont worship slaanesh because hes purple and they cant see him
@kobus98084 жыл бұрын
Looool But they wouldn't it is said that orks are immune to slaanesh tho they can give him/her power
@thrasherofspinchters65304 жыл бұрын
@@kobus9808 its probably cause they don't have any weenors to do stuff slaanesh likes
@kobus98084 жыл бұрын
@@thrasherofspinchters6530 hmm that's possible But most of them like war. They take pleasure in that giving slaanesh power but would not turn to slaanesh
@Jon-pw2ik4 жыл бұрын
John Ceneesh
@brotheralaric71774 жыл бұрын
@@thrasherofspinchters6530 you know that slaanesh embodied more than sex ? Greed, pride ect .. this are also in It's range.
@Warrior-Of-Virtue5 жыл бұрын
I could picture some Weirdboyz turning to Tzeentch in the hopes that he would help them control their powers. I could also see some Painboyz falling to Slaanesh due to their sadistic nature.
@jamesricker39975 жыл бұрын
Chaos corrupts and makes you their servant. No true Ork become a slave to anyone or anything
@derekdrake87065 жыл бұрын
Except Tzeench and Slaanesh probably don't want Ork worshippers. *Orks are too chaotic for Chaos*
@youdontneedtoseehisidentif49395 жыл бұрын
I've just had a thought: a Goff Rocker turning to Slaanesh… …"DIS KWI-ART O-FENS SLA'NESH!"
@synthetic2405 жыл бұрын
Makes sense to me. One of the best things about 40K is that there's room for anything and everything.
@BlackIce31904 жыл бұрын
James Ricker The Ork doesn’t need to know he’s a slave....until it’s too late.
@l33tninj4studios5 жыл бұрын
I recall there was a story about Khorne getting so pissed at Gork/Mork he punched him in the face and did nothing to the Ork god. He simply laughed it off and left.
@Dingghis_Khaan5 жыл бұрын
Gork and Mork are the most powerful gods in 40k, they're just too busy fighting eachother to be a threat against the others. Should a second War of the Beast happen, though...
@cosuinofdeath5 жыл бұрын
l33tninj4studios what for real haha
@l33tninj4studios5 жыл бұрын
@@cosuinofdeath I want to say it was in an older Ork/Daemon codex. A buddy of mine showed it to me.
@Manglet7625 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh out loud 😂!
@internetzenmaster89525 жыл бұрын
We finally know the reason why Khorne never leaves his throne. He got the "Bane Treatment" from Gork and Mork, and is now paralyzed from the waist down.
@TealWolf264 жыл бұрын
Demon prince of Khorne: - Ork: You had me at eternal battle. Demon prince of Khorne: Well that was easy.
@adamdiazwiley98845 жыл бұрын
I just imagine the first time papa nurgle meet an ork it went something like this... *Door getting smashed down* Ork: "EY U, IS U MORK" Nurgle: *visibly confused* "No, I'm p...." Ork: *cuts nurgle off midsentence* "BOYZ! I FIND GORK EN 'ERE!" Nurgle: *still confused, but happy to have guests over* "Would you like some tea"? Ork: "Y U WHISPERIN 'N TALK SO FUNNY MORK" Nurgle: *just smiles*
@roguepsykerhaaker48134 жыл бұрын
Aw, what good boys
@nedcurfman34862 жыл бұрын
I love the idea that to Nurgle, Orks are just those rascally scamps down the street who occasionally stop by and hang out with him for a bit. They occasionally rough up his garden, but he knows they mean well and are just having fun.
@christopherg23474 жыл бұрын
Khorne: "Sounds like he is brutally brutal!" Tzench: "Cunningly cunning it is, just like Gork. Or Mork." Slanesh: "We like fighting and pain." Nurgle: "He is the bgigest greenestthing around. Must be a boss-ork"
@gingergrant10575 жыл бұрын
Da Orks nah worship de Chaos Gods, cause they not gib enouf Dakka.
@miauwuff38545 жыл бұрын
Dare one dream? Obliterator Orks?
@juliankirby98805 жыл бұрын
Miau Wuff *removes sunglasses* “mother of god, they make their own dakka.”
@theblazingcrusader63225 жыл бұрын
Miau Wuff welp we’re all dead
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato85935 жыл бұрын
@@miauwuff3854 by the emperor *THEY'RE TURNING THEIR OWN FLESH INTO DAKKA*
@pensador69535 жыл бұрын
Orks 1 rule: green is bettah Ork 2 rule: more is bettah so ork + chaos = bettah!!! WWWAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!
@daemonofdecay5 жыл бұрын
I actually remember the White Dwarf issue that had the nurgle orks in it. What a great way to remind me of that!
@robertnelson95995 жыл бұрын
Do you have a link to that issue?
@frankmaybury52925 жыл бұрын
Was that released around the time of 3rd edition daemon hunters?
@jackrogers57125 жыл бұрын
@@frankmaybury5292 Yes, I remember it too.
@scottmurphy49465 жыл бұрын
Teef for the teef god
@robertnelson95995 жыл бұрын
Dakka for da Dakka Throne.
@poodlescone97005 жыл бұрын
Call the Space Marine Chapter of Dental Surgeons.
@scottmurphy49465 жыл бұрын
@@buterassassin1952 this is true
@Robert_Douglass4 жыл бұрын
Skulls for his Pointy Stikk!
@scottland86985 жыл бұрын
The image of an ork shouting *BLUUUD FOUR DA BLUUD GAWD YA GIT* will forever haunt my mind
@hamarbiljungskile89535 жыл бұрын
The "YA GIT" part really sells it.
@ionnanskilliorus68775 жыл бұрын
Tuskas story is probably the only truly happy one I've ever come across in 40K he really finds his paradise.
@alphagonomegarius50684 жыл бұрын
the one character with a happy ending in 40K
@XSilver_WaterX3 жыл бұрын
Korne probably laughed when Ork bozz ripped out one of his Demon General's loins.
@marinescu05115 жыл бұрын
A chaos orc.... I think I heard the head of a black templar explode in the distance
@alexandremenard38335 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@kobus98084 жыл бұрын
Orc? Waz dat weez ares caalved orkz Either then that this comment is hilarious
@neilnightblade5 жыл бұрын
And then Tuska' and his boyz lived happily ever after. The End ☺
@sniperblast5 жыл бұрын
The only TRULY happy ending in all of 40K.
@Raws2000.5 жыл бұрын
TUSKA THE DEMON KILLAA
@glyfen41325 жыл бұрын
@@sniperblast The 41st millenium is only a grim time for anyone who isn't an ork. Galaxy is heading to an all out brawl between them and the 'nids and they couldn't be happier.
@littlegreenhelmetboi41485 жыл бұрын
neilnightblade the only happy ending
@denis1975345 жыл бұрын
* chaos kills all the orcs* Khorne: were not done yet Chaos general: oh for pete sake
@Scylla_Charybdis5 жыл бұрын
A great opportunity was lost when they weren't called corks
@poodlescone97005 жыл бұрын
Mekboyz can be referred to as Dorks.
@Abdega5 жыл бұрын
Pornographic orks can be called Porks
@Griffolion05 жыл бұрын
Vegetarian Orks are called Quorks.
@forvafor5 жыл бұрын
Trident bearer orks can be refered as Forks.
@joeavreg22545 жыл бұрын
The ones that drive vehicles can be called Torks.
@hectorandem29444 жыл бұрын
_Which Chaos God could an Ork turn to and why?_ *Khorne:* Brutal ✅ *Tzeench:* Cunnin' ✅ *Nurgle:* Green ✅ *Slaanesh:* ... ❌
@82926ocram4 жыл бұрын
While they are ostensibly prohibited from serving Chaos, they feed it nonetheless. Whenever Ork spores settle down and change the ecosystem, or Orks change the course of a culture by interacion with them, or they change a landscape with their "Orkiforming" abilities or constantly tinker in new forms of technology and bizarre mad science, they are feeding Tzeentch. Whenever they revel in the cacophony of their guns, or the sweet smell of destruction as their barbaric form of hyper-ecstasy ,or howl in pain or rage, or exhult in the glory of victory from collecting large amounts of teef or see a pile of skraps, they feed Slaanesh. And whenever they tear down a defensive structure, or litter the battlefield with their dead and their derelict vehicles, they are feeding Nurgle. Orks are already semi-Khornate, but they're still xenos but, they love killing, fightings, and spreading blood, and they stick spikes over all their shit. Plus they have a lot of skulls.Only thing they dont have is the rage since its all fun for them.
@melissac80633 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh: Pride
@dylantucker53742 жыл бұрын
@@melissac8063 ...cant believe I'm saying this, but... What definition of 'Pride' are you referring to?
@melissac80632 жыл бұрын
@@dylantucker5374 lol don't ask me it was a year ago 😂
@anonymoususer9275 жыл бұрын
WAAAGH FOR DA WAAAGH GOD!
@mencheperra39165 жыл бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
@johnnyscifi5 жыл бұрын
Waghhhhhh-Luigi
@bluenight1045 жыл бұрын
GODZ YAH GIT!!!
@TheKing-qz9wd5 жыл бұрын
Teeth for Gork! Waaagh for Mork! Me, a Space Marine: "Xenos have gone and lost the two marbles they called a brain now."
@aydenb.donlon27905 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t their an ork that pledged itself to slannesh for a never-ending flamethrower just for it to die when it burnt the whole world down?
@hazydoom695 жыл бұрын
I can honestly see that being a thing.
@kobus98084 жыл бұрын
No there wasn't But there should be
@alithanar85 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this, I had created a Freeboota Ork for a DnD campaign I am playing, and this gave me the idea to deepen his backstory. You guys are usually great but this was the catalyst I needed to make Kaptain Brikkfist of the Breakfasta, an even better character.
@shalax78815 жыл бұрын
Dawn of war reference i see
@alithanar85 жыл бұрын
@@shalax7881 Brikkfist was inspired by Bluddflagg, yes, but I like to think that he has evolved into something different. Edit: I went back to watch some more Retribution videos and the first thing I see is an Ork named Brikkfist talking... I didn't remember him from the game itself, I am sad I forgot that.
@Eisenwulf6665 жыл бұрын
@@alithanar8 since Ghazghkull name is a jab at margaret thatcher, why not call him after the leader of your country? Doghnakh Krump or Borkfist Joghkull or something similar . Just a silly idea 😊
@alithanar85 жыл бұрын
@@Eisenwulf666 I called him Brikkfist because of his Freeboota Ship is called the Breakfasta, it make referring to breakfast in the game quite entertaining, I wanted something orky sounding and didn't remember Brikkfist from DOW2. Though what you said does remind me of Orks being put into Mass Effect story I once read complete with Sheppurt and Warboss Hakkit.
@darthlazurus43825 жыл бұрын
I personally feel Orks should be even more intolerant of Chaos Orks to the extent that the Imperium would be shocked. Orks are in their own way a religious species who can know their Gods without being taught. Freebooters are weird, but they still follow Gork and Mork. Chaos Orks should inspire utter hatred and rage for unorkie behaviour. "WHAT? Gork and Mork ain't good en'ough for dem? That's no on! Come on lads, let's be havin those unorkie gits!:
@joseestevezhernandez5585 жыл бұрын
Darth Lazurus actually they are, they are even more than eager to root them out
@MansMan420695 жыл бұрын
Ah, an Orko Hereticus.
@pile-o-nonsense36885 жыл бұрын
The best part about it? They won't fight the chaos-worshiping orks because they spread corruption, but just to show that because the follow Gork and/or Mork that they are just better.
@TribuneAquila4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Orks would align with Chaos not over worship of Gork or Mork, but rather over being a part of a Klan, or that a Choas god is a Klan. So youd have Khorne Orks but theyd still believe GorkyMork were great warlords, Khorne also being a great warlord, but theyd be in the Khorne Klan instead of sonething like The Goffs.
@Robert_Douglass4 жыл бұрын
Time to get to stompin', boys! WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!
@MrBeastiemon5 жыл бұрын
Im just waiting for the day that enough orks start believing nurgle is actually an ork, because hes big and green, that nurgle becomes the third ork god. What he becomes the god of i have no idea. Maybe just being big and green
@TribuneAquila4 жыл бұрын
The Orks think the Emperor is a warlord similar, but not equal to, Gork and Mork. So is Ork belief in the Emperors divinity keeping the Emperor alive?
@KingofAwesomness144 жыл бұрын
@@TribuneAquila that's a terrifying and great question!
@Sebomai-b8i4 жыл бұрын
@@TribuneAquila what if you could convince enough Orks that the Emperor is taking a nap (loik dem humiez do) and if they make a big enough Waaaaagh it'll wake him up for the biggest fight of all time (now dat soundz loik sum proppa krumpin)
@KheptlaxaXonu3 жыл бұрын
Norkle
@juliofranciscogomezstoppel18603 жыл бұрын
he will become the god of "no idea". Fitting giving his nature. Orks has no idea it was him, Nurgle would have no idea why they are worshipping him, and everybody else inside and outside of the Warp would have no idea whats going on. Very orkish
@skulltakertheflamingswordo57925 жыл бұрын
I remember reading somewhere that there was an ork who fell to Tzeentch, though there weren't any details surrounding his story. Also, the idea of an ork daemon prince is absolutely terrifying.
@MGC-XIII5 жыл бұрын
There's a story about some Orcs in Hell that keeps fighting a demon horder over and over in a loop and they're loving it so much! xD Oh you mentioned it in this video xD
@xXLunatikxXlul5 жыл бұрын
I really wish that they could make an open world RPG for 40k Hammer. This series has such rich lore 😍
@Zakvadr19955 жыл бұрын
Return of Tuska Da Daemon Killa when?
@robertnelson95995 жыл бұрын
When Khorne stops giving him daemons to kill.
@wyattbequette35965 жыл бұрын
Robert Nelson so never?
@Gitskreig5 жыл бұрын
Why would he ever come back? He's found his own personal paradise
@pyrrhusofepirus84915 жыл бұрын
He must be massive at this point
@gplr18825 жыл бұрын
@@pyrrhusofepirus8491 considering he dies everyday he probably isn't
@Mouth175 жыл бұрын
What if Khorne used his power to affect the spores of slain orks from Tuska's forces and create Blood Orks, red skinned, ork daemons?
@Ajehy5 жыл бұрын
Then you get a weird Warcraft crossover.
@otto-wf2ck4 жыл бұрын
You get an much faster ork, cuz red is faster. XD
@CorvusCorone684 жыл бұрын
and how about Tzeentch having Crip Orks, blue skinned ork daemons, since both Gork and Mork include in their description the word "cunning" so why should Khorne get all the orks; Mad Doks, Mek Boys, always changing bodies/vehicles; then the Weird Boyz for the psykers
@frankmaybury52925 жыл бұрын
I think its one of my favorite parts of the lore that orks can and do fall to alien and chaos corruption even if not in great amounts.
@jackrogers57125 жыл бұрын
Same. It's always bugged me that there are no examples of xenos races falling to Chaos in the modern game. There should be a named character Daemon Prince that's an Eldar or something. It just makes sense that there would occasionally be members of non-human species that are corrupted to that extent.
@frankmaybury52925 жыл бұрын
@@jackrogers5712 Me too I think that would be really cool. I always like daemon princes with unique backstories.
@OmniGSage5 жыл бұрын
@@jackrogers5712 Y'know, considering many Drukhari more or less follow Slaanesh, you'd think there'd be one who made it.
@absalomdraconis5 жыл бұрын
Aren't most of Slanesh's Daemon Princes & such thought to formerly have been Eldar?
@KadRSP5 жыл бұрын
@@jackrogers5712 I mean, you can kit-bash your own Daemon Prince using Eldar as a base.
@yourneighbour57385 жыл бұрын
Chaos actually have clear hierarchy, Gods to go by and agenda to push, Orks are more chaotic than chaos doctrinal wise.
@NarcsisticX5 жыл бұрын
*Slanesh deamon tries to posses an Ork* *Deamon screams because Orks dont have anything in the way of genitals*
@Gitskreig5 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh isn't just about being randy. A slaaneshi ork would become like an artist, obsessed with making his vehicle the best and fastest and his shooter the most flash EVER. Think a Flash Git amped up to extreme levels
@Terenin5 жыл бұрын
@@Gitskreig And should that fail, the new set of genitalia or 5 will be GROWN, in places you might not want to think about.
@Demonica25395 жыл бұрын
If Nurgle can corrupt a splinter fleet of nids, I think the chaos gods can corrupt a couple o' boyz
@nweasels5 жыл бұрын
When did that become a thing?
@whisperingshadowXI5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Nurgle propaganda... source?
@invaderHUNK5 жыл бұрын
They weren’t full nids, they were a genestealer cult. Bell of souls talks about it, google them.
@ZeroNumerous5 жыл бұрын
It'd be a real struggle. Orkz are the most perfectly stupid organism.
@40KTheories5 жыл бұрын
If I recall correctly, the splinter fleet succumbing to Nurglite corruption occurred in the Space Wolf novel "Ragnar's Claw"
@derekdrake87065 жыл бұрын
The Ruinous Powers. The Great Game. ... Was always about how to get Gork/Mork to stop bullying them. The last laugh of The Old Ones is heard in the distance...
@Sebomai-b8i4 жыл бұрын
*Slannesh is throwing a big party in the warp, evryone's there, Emps, the big Four, the Eldar gods, and then with a resounding bang two big green boyz burst through the doors* "GORK AN MORK IZ 'ERE AN WE'Z 'ERE TA KRUMP SUM GITZ" "DAMMIT, WHO INVITED THOSE TWO DICKLESS IDIOTS, ALL THEY DO IS BREAK SHIT" *Daddy E gives She-who-thirsts a coy smile* "I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE PARTY ANATHEMA" "Calm down dear *squelch* you know *gurgle* as well as I do *ooze* that nothing lasts *slurp* " "Come now, change is always for the best" " *I agree. I have not tested my blade in hours. I was starting to get bored* " *screams in frustration* "I HATE YOU ALL" *a dark whisper on the wind* "not as much as me..."
@BartmossTV5 жыл бұрын
Not an active WH40k player, just wanted to drop by and say I enjoy your videos. Keep up the good work!
@scottmurphy49465 жыл бұрын
Its odd, other than dawn of war 2/expansions and Sanctis reach, i dont have any 40k stuff, but never miss a good 40k video
@frizzank3 жыл бұрын
Khornate Orks would be insanely fast. Slaanesh Orks would be invisible. Tzeench Orks would be really lucky. Nurgle Orks would be green.
@dylantucker53742 жыл бұрын
Nergle Orkz are bestest Orkz 'cause green is da bestest colour.
@techpriest89655 жыл бұрын
When you r too kunnin' for 'zeench.
@ThePathStrider5 жыл бұрын
an' oo's Slanesh? Wots dat git about?
@adinocc20424 жыл бұрын
I love this channel. 40K lore is so wonderful and so deep.
@VoiceOfTheEmperor5 жыл бұрын
Welcome back from your vacation, Remleiz.
@ahmedshaharyarejaz98865 жыл бұрын
Imagine a swarm of ork/tyranid hybrids who worship chaos and reproduce from spores. Edit1 : Who also have looted Necron and Tau Tech. All theoretically possible in 40k btw.
Ork Gene's beat up Teranid Gene's for lunch money & call them nerdz
@valravhknight19145 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait.... HOLD ON SATAN
@roguepsykerhaaker48134 жыл бұрын
I mean if we got a few more war of the beast books then this could've been a thing
@Pineappletaco4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping you'd mention Khorne's pet Orks. Such an awesome side note in the background and lore of 40K.
@alanmerino94405 жыл бұрын
The novella Angron's Monolith also has khornate orks if I remembered correctly.
@GM-vt6is5 жыл бұрын
Inquisitor (from a safe distance): 'fascinating! It would appear that big Ork over there has fallen victim to the predation of Chaos' Inquisitorial aide: 'Eh..how can you tell, sire?' Inquisitor: 'Oh, its pretty clear really. Look at the big teeth and hor...the excessive aggressi..ehm..the lack of control and overwhelming urge to ki.. You know what, never mind. Just shoot it, i think it has spotted us.'
@jackrogers57125 жыл бұрын
You could definitely have Tzeentchian and Slaaneshi Orks as well, it'd just be way less common than Khornate ones. A Tzeentchian Ork would be one who's constantly scheming against other Orks in an effort to be the next Big Boss or something. Honestly, a particularly clever Grot is probably more likely to be corrupted by Tzeentch since they're more prone to long term planning than Orks are. Slaanesh is easy, though. You just get one or more Orks who love speed even more than their Speed Freak brethren and who take it to a point of utter excess and you can get Slaanesh worshiping Orks. It'd be incredibly rare, but not impossible and is definitely a fun idea for an army or something.
@ZeroNumerous5 жыл бұрын
I think a Tzeentchian ork is just a Morker. Slaaneshi speed freaks would be possible, but how would they worship? Speed Freaks worship the holy V8.
@TribuneAquila4 жыл бұрын
I think the key thing is the Orks wouldnt do something because their god demands it but rather because they would do it, so Tzeentch cant corrupt an Ork as Tzeentch cant corrupt Tzeentch.
@doomyboi4 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh speed freaks:They paint the back halves of their vehicles red for the speed boost, and they paint the front half purple for slaanesh, and in the process become invisible to everyone they speed towards. It's the perfect crime.
@RotaFury2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic video and great resource for inspiration. Me and a friend have challenged each other by swapping a few kits and the one's he given me are ork and chaos to make chaotic orks. Which I love the sound of.
@matthuckabey0074 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh is the god of excess , not just pleasure and pain. I just wish you used excess in your description. Also nurgle is the god of healing as well as decay. It's very complex and nuanced as I'm sure your well aware. Outstanding vid, great presentation, thank you for all of this lore!
@gamergoblin694 жыл бұрын
Ork:oi gitz what you want!? Cultist:would you like to work for Lord khorne? Ork:wot zit? Cultist:God of wa- ork:*ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
@markrtoffeeman5 жыл бұрын
Chaos squigs. Great. Just great. That's all we need.
@hectorandem29444 жыл бұрын
Normal squigs with extra steps.
@alteredbeast71454 жыл бұрын
So chaos worship among orks is the exception rather than the rule. You might even say, unorkodox.
@yaboibluddfang97954 жыл бұрын
i am convinced that the only reason the imperium continues to exist is because they have a bunch of orks locked up in the holy palace's basement that they convinced that the imperium would last forever.
@Metalisalearning775 жыл бұрын
12:16 "TOLD YA I'Z KNOWZ WHEREZ A GOOD FIGHT IZ"
@tim43305 жыл бұрын
I love that no one talks about how vampires in 40K are ripped straight from the movie Lifeforce.
@iainballas4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Orks have two gods, for no other reason than to have them fight, and to fight over which is better.
@DrZeddy-wo5fd2 жыл бұрын
Great video I've always been interested in this subject
@ShawndaPrawn4 жыл бұрын
Ah, good ol' Tuska Daemon-Killa. The only character in 40k to have ever gotten a happy ending.
@Ap1hw4 жыл бұрын
Gork and mork, one is brutally cunning, the other cunningly brutal. Well written and correct scripts are important
@custodianguard7494 жыл бұрын
Love how in the art work depicted in the khorne freeboota warband has a hand flipping the bird. Got to love the orks
@nathanbrady27045 жыл бұрын
Nurglite Orks must throw some really funky spores, it would be interesting to see what sort of Orkology that would grow from them
@ericnox20695 жыл бұрын
Awesome video as usual. Thank you for the deep dive lore
@gyver84483 жыл бұрын
Orks can fall to Chaos, yeah. They're then immediately killed by other Orks for being 'un-Orky'.
@zcgamerandreacts27623 жыл бұрын
Yea cause their weird. Too calm. Not angry. Cause if their calm their creative ness goes away and their kinda normal ish. Along with tryanids.
@TheQuinn4885 жыл бұрын
Come for the intro, stay for the theory's.
@MiddleAgedGuy735 жыл бұрын
In Disney movies Princes are always clean shaved and Kings have beards. I only bring this up because when I ascend I will need to be a Daemon King since I have a beard. That is all, carry on.
@wastehazey64685 жыл бұрын
One of the perks of following Khorne is all the red paint he'll provide.
@Manglet7625 жыл бұрын
WE NEEDZ MO RED PAINT, KILL EM ALL!
@entrippyZ3 жыл бұрын
considering that khorne turns everything red, these are gonna be some seriously fast boyz.
@fiazbot59215 жыл бұрын
"One race in particular that boasts a high resilience to the temptations of chaos..." Laughs in Tyranids
@40KTheories5 жыл бұрын
Chaos Genestealers have also been a thing for a _loooooooooong_ time. Just saying ;)
@fiazbot59215 жыл бұрын
Laughs in lesser warp god
@GTA_5004 жыл бұрын
Ork having an in depth conversation with itself is definitely chaos
@LordDarthHarry4 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine the "in depth conversations" an Ork would have with a Daemon. Khorne Daemon: Kill the other Orks. Ork: Are youz sure? Khorne Daemon Yes. Ork: Wel oim convinsd WAAAAAAGH Tzeench Daemon:.....and then once the 47th stage of the plan is complete you will be the Warboss of this entire sector. This will allow us to move to stage 48 where we... Ork: Youz talk funy ead voice! Slaanesh Daemon: So...What do Orks do for pleasure Ork: We krump gitz! Slaanesh Daemon: Oh, do you savoir their pain as thy slowly expire? Do you cut them down in a skillfull flurry of a thousand small cuts? Ork: Nah, we just chop em gud! Slaanesh Daemon: oh...... Ork: Wez also drink fungus beer. Slaanesh Daemon:...ok that will do. Nurgle Daemon: Get the Grots to move all the "drops" piles into the center of the camp. Ork: Ta prank da boss? Nurgle Daemon....yeeees...we can even do a "funny dance" on top of it and sacraf.....krump a few grots for....extra fun.
@robbiethecontroller96424 жыл бұрын
Now I'm imagining an Slaanesh warshiping Ork with The mouth of a mount of Slaanesh.
@poodlescone97005 жыл бұрын
The most scary Chaos Orks are the Slaneshi Orks. Tearing someone a new one takes on a whole new meaning.
@kybercat75 жыл бұрын
orks are asexual so would that even be possible? i mean they could just go after nonsexual pleasures like eating massive amounts of roasted squigs.
@wyattbequette35965 жыл бұрын
Kyber Cat or just having big guns. I imagine that would be a common desire to be fufilled
@kybercat75 жыл бұрын
@@wyattbequette3596 i mean using the guns would be a khorne thing but oiling them for hours on end while chuckling you your self about "how much dakka dis tings gonna make" that could work and be a pleasure god thing. of course being orks the oil would not actuality make them not jam as much but it would make it louder or give it a brighter muzzle flash and to a ork that's better.
@Abdega5 жыл бұрын
patrick howard I gotz fleshy bits that shoot green goo and when I shove it in sumfin it feelz betta dan dakka… iz sumfin wrong wif me Dok?
@animedude345 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh Orks be fighting with the guitar shootas
@campbellharris89995 жыл бұрын
We needz moah goff rockas
@jhonnoilcringeincarnato85935 жыл бұрын
Or guitar choopas
@animedude345 жыл бұрын
@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 Guitar choppas dat do dakka!
@Darksmirk15 жыл бұрын
Correct me if I’m wrong. Didn’t Gork & Mork end up fighting Khorne at some point? Also... I’d def make a chaotic Ork Army.
@guyver4414 жыл бұрын
14:05 I think the Imperium would be no further motivated to eradicate Xenos. But my real thoughts on chaos orcs is that the orc race amply demonstrates that advocacy for a lifestyle focus does not automatically force someone into the sway of the ruinous powers. Orcs don't fundamentally act any different from a khorne berserker, aside from the extreme pain those individuals experience when not killing. Despite this, being a red orc is almost unheard of when you would think their entire race would just be direct servants of khorne. So this demonstrates that there is something more than indulgence in an act that takes someone from being a mage, hedonist, warmonger, or...(sick I guess?) to being an automatic servant of chaos.
@doomyboi4 жыл бұрын
I think it's always been stated that you have to actively pledge allegiance, if not to the god itself by its name, then at least to an icon or the idea of it. I guess knowing it's really a chaos god or not doesn't really matter. The thing is that orks just don't view fighting as anything inherently religious, it's just something they do for fun, so there's not a whole lot of opportunity for them to offer their slaughter up as worship to anything.
@quintinjansevanvuuren96383 жыл бұрын
Brrraaaaaaa a towering Chaos Tainted Warboss is such an awe inspiring image.
@sargonixofur12342 жыл бұрын
If they started worshiping Chaos, they should lose their Orky power of belief. Suddenly finding that their Trukk has become a pile of scrap and Red would no longer go faster etc. They would need to acquire real equipment and the rest of the Orks would be right to shun them as not propa’ Orks.
@corwinchapman45655 жыл бұрын
It would certainly be interesting to see a Waagh! Whose leader was an ork who worshipped chaos, and if his generals were worshippers of Khorne, Slaanesh, Nergal, and Tzeentch. It would be interesting to see a Wyrdboy leader who worshipped Tzeentch, a Mad Dok leader who worshipped Nergal, and a military leader each whose groups worshipped Khorne (obviously) and Slaanesh (revelling in the sensations of slaughter and carnage)
@Spacefrisian5 жыл бұрын
But what about alternate realities "bleeding" into the 40k one, different versions of legions showing up and such, has that officialy happened in the lore?
@mercurioslevin18775 жыл бұрын
i think the "Waaagh Field" might play a role in daemon possessions as the few examples seen were warbosses but we dont now WHEN the possession happened - they may have been a runt/outcast and encounter the Daemon when they were alone and used the new found power climb the ranks, perhaps each ork joined into the "waaagh Field" strengthens the resistance of each of them like an imperial psychic choir
@michaelhowell23265 жыл бұрын
Is Orc Waaagh! effected by Blackstone, Silent Sisters or the Shadow created by the Tyranids?
@robertnelson95995 жыл бұрын
Silent Sisters can create a reverse Waaagh that kills Orks (The Beast Arises series) Tyranids don't seem to affect it based on the Octarius War and Dawn of War 2. Blackstone is unknown, but I would say yes for now.
@michaelhowell23265 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 I haven't has the pleasure of reading/listening to the Beast Arises series and I only played the first DoW when if first came out. I myself wouldn't have thought Vlackstone would effect Orc Waaagh! energy. I might be absolutely wrong about it but I thought the Orc psy powers didn't come from the warp.
@internetzenmaster89525 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 The Sisters of Silence thing was more of a feedback loop caused by denying a Weirdboy from the rest of the WAAAGH!! field and then tossing him back in all at once, causing Ork heads to _literally_ explode from WAAAGH!!! energy overload.
@mattkennedy93085 жыл бұрын
Blackstone might stop the Weirdboyz and their technology as it's psyker based.
@Devonator23155 жыл бұрын
Was just wondering about this and then I see you posted this would appreciate it if you would stop reading my mind
@UncleMikeDrop5 жыл бұрын
I could see Weird Boyz following Tzeentch in exchange for not exploding at random.
@frankatronx80415 жыл бұрын
There used to be rules and models for that back in the Rogue Trader days. I think it could open some fun opportunities for conversion and army building.
@RammusOPftw5 жыл бұрын
IMO orks are well suited to worship Slaanesh for their sake of doing what they like. For example the evil sunz are whole dedicated to speed and making as loud a noise as possible when in combat just as Noise Marines. Or the bad moons with their love to dakkadakka
@jonathandavies17165 жыл бұрын
Finally a video on something proper. Makes a change from the usual nonsense like which primarch had the prettiest hair. I suspect Slannesh doesn't do too bad with orks. They do seem inclined towards obsessions. Kult of Speed and Flash Gitz are prime examples. As are the forced specializations like Mekz and Dokz. Such focus on one subject surely has pathways leading to the realm of the Dark Prince.
@OifelOifel3 жыл бұрын
Maybe Gork and Mork are indeed Khorne and Nurgle. One brutal, yet cunning while the other cunning, yet brutal.
@TheArchaos5 жыл бұрын
Would be interesting to see a video on work wyrdbois, following tzeentch.
@thepeoplesrepublicofdisney50585 жыл бұрын
you ever think what would a chaos tyranid would look like. just think about it. a large tyranid just falling to chaos to make it 10 times more deadly. i wanna see it i wanna see one.
@hughgedney33934 жыл бұрын
A very extremely awesome video as always 40k Theories. And the chaos gods have a hugely amounts of power to make great numbers of daemons. And I also believe that the chaos gods may have thousands of daemon princes each.
@sonofjack62864 жыл бұрын
Chaos Orks sound like something cool, albeit they'd probably be rare. Also, sounds like Ork freebooterz could be used by the Imperium as an ally, or at least they could be used as a tool, so their own forces don't have to be as damaged as they would if they didn't have them. 13:23 Is it odd that I'm feeling glad for those Orks, as they finally found what they wanted?
@PennyDreadful15 жыл бұрын
Khorne seems to admire the Orks more than the Orks admire Khorne.
@boewolf3595 жыл бұрын
I think I need to make a tzeentch warp head chaos orc warband
@OmniGSage5 жыл бұрын
Extra Wierd boyz
@StevetheWizard25915 жыл бұрын
Da Weirdest Boiz
@boewolf3595 жыл бұрын
Purple and grey orcs it is
@Begronk5 жыл бұрын
I think with all the warp stroms and the rift splitting the galaxy, there could possibly be a large number of worlds with orks on them that cant just leave and are bascily stuck there to either mutate into something else or fall to the clutches of one of the gods.
@cartergucci29493 жыл бұрын
4:10 dam those bullets are massive
@zcgamerandreacts27623 жыл бұрын
Big bulls arr tougherrr!
@JustaGuy_Gaming4 жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a moment and imagine Orks worshiping the god of Change? I think the phrase "I guts a cunzings Plan!" would cause a many great headache.
@Intuitivelist5 жыл бұрын
I got a dozen audiobooks from Humble bundle and I love them!
@loadingmikke74514 жыл бұрын
Man, I so want to start playing Warhammer 40k, but live in one of the most remote areas in Northern Norway. Gonna search some forums to see if there are some people playing it. Now I'm just immersing myself into the lore of the game. Gonna order some books to.