As a right of passage in the Salamanders, they must temper their weapons using only the manly tears they shed for the Lamenters.
@TheLH864 жыл бұрын
This comment is an underrated masterpiece.
@MishraArtificer4 жыл бұрын
Quench, not temper, but the sentiment is noted.
@Rhynome4 жыл бұрын
@@MishraArtificer Manly tears are really hot.
@ancientgearsynchro4 жыл бұрын
@@MishraArtificer These are Salamander tears we are talking about. They are used for tempering.
@Nugnugnug4 жыл бұрын
Lamenters are simultaneously the most noblebright and grimdark of 40k.
@halocrandsuits4 жыл бұрын
Who are the lamenters? The most loyal of the emperor. Protectors of civilians and brother astartes. They just made some mistakes and now suffer.
@TimothyMark74 жыл бұрын
Lamenters in a nutshell: the most benevolent space marine chapter who's been though too much loss and unluckiness and deserves better
@Tacoguy10004 жыл бұрын
Salamanders would share that pain with them if they could.
@TimothyMark74 жыл бұрын
@@Tacoguy1000 the salamanders have it easy compared to the poor lamenters
@Tacoguy10004 жыл бұрын
@@TimothyMark7 Which is why I said they would take some of that pain if it could bring their equally altriustic cousins some rest.
@TimothyMark74 жыл бұрын
@@Tacoguy1000 true, but dang I really wish there was some new lore for the lamenters, and actual hope for the poor lads, I cry every time.
@Rawmel4 жыл бұрын
Anathema to the marines malevolent, the "marines benevolent".
@DarthBigBen4 жыл бұрын
“For those we cherish, we die in glory.”
@jamesthelamenter34034 жыл бұрын
For The Emperor !
@mk63153 жыл бұрын
*CHAAAAAAARGE!*
@mercenarygundam14874 жыл бұрын
In a nutshell: Murphy's Law if it was a Space Marine chapter.
@HealingBlight4 жыл бұрын
Legion of the Damned if you do Damned if you dont.
@DemonicEngineer4 жыл бұрын
Murphy's law implies that everything that can go wrong will go wrong. This is a optimistic notion, since plenty of things that can't go wrong will also go wrong.
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r4363 жыл бұрын
@@DemonicEngineer so much has gone wrong that I've taken to carrying a laspistol with me, just so I'll always have a ranged option.
@Ashley-the-fox3 жыл бұрын
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 I will send some of my sons to watch and protect you I don't care if you are a loyalist I will protect you at all costs
@joe5hm034 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Chyron the Dreadnought. He probably still laments, thinking, he is the last of his Chapter.
@Raum29014 жыл бұрын
Maybe in the future he might found that there are other lamenters out there... unless he died before meeting one
@LordBloodraven4 жыл бұрын
Even among the Deathwatch, loyal Space Marines can find brotherhood.
@Samuraiedge24 жыл бұрын
I think he should be fine now as the Lamenters did survive and returned to get Primaries. He's probably gonna be concerned now when he finds out that the chapter is abducting prisoners.
@crackedhammer46124 жыл бұрын
@@Raum2901 atm Chyron is depressed and borderline suicidal because he thinks he’s the last of his chapter
@Raum29014 жыл бұрын
@@crackedhammer4612 Thats why i said maybe, but i like to thing that he will meet other lamenters before he dies
@nowhereman60194 жыл бұрын
Sanguinius would be proud of his sons.
@AsbestosMuffins4 жыл бұрын
if Titandeath is absolute canon (not that anything is) he at least knew of the curses he passed on to them too and was saddened by that knowledge
@TheRuinousPowers4 жыл бұрын
Yes... indeed he would be happy with his unlucky bois.
@septimusheikler81044 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Lamenters seeing a human in danger: *Hello friend, allow me to save you.*
@garank49714 жыл бұрын
Random civilian: No, noooooooooo
@VoiceOfTheEmperor4 жыл бұрын
Caboose! Son of a bitch!!
@Triumph2634 жыл бұрын
Salamander: Listen cousin; I know you want to help that civilian but if you do you will both likely get hit by an asteroid or struck by lightning so I'll go ahead and take care of this. No hard feelings.
@septimusheikler81044 жыл бұрын
@@Triumph263 Lamenter: As long as they are saved battle brot- *Chaos bolt to the face*
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
I want to give every Lamenter a hug, a big mug of cocoa and a plate of giant-sized cookies, but I’d probably get accidentally killed somehow and make them even sadder... Mechanicus, we need a hug-and-cookie bot! Dig out the Baymax STC!
@aliwahab12554 жыл бұрын
I desperately want an interaction between the Salamanders and the Lamenters
@Wormworttea4 жыл бұрын
One long lasting bro hug until the poor banana stops crying.
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
Little Green mage - Until they *both* stop crying. Salamanders would definitely be weeping Manly Sympathy Tears(TM).
@cryfasytighega50744 жыл бұрын
Sir apparently there was a conflict between the Lamentors and the Salamanders. What happened!? Why where the Lamentors in Salamander territory? The communications are mostly unclear Sir, however it is clear that the Salamanders where deeply saddened by the interaction. (And thus, the Lamentors chapter would again marked as possible traitors. Just because they showed up near Nocturne and our good boys in green decided to lend an ear to third woes and a shoulder to lean on for their loyalty.)
@lowbridge40804 жыл бұрын
@@cryfasytighega5074 I hate that the Imperium could actually make this a reasonable cause to terminate the Lamenters chapter.
@spartanalex90064 жыл бұрын
I demand the Lamenters meet Vulkan and get the Vulkan treatment as reparations for their suffering by the universe.
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment4 жыл бұрын
The poor marines who don't deserve the hell they are constantly receiving
@iainballas4 жыл бұрын
Imperial Guardsman: "My life sucks!" Lamenter: "Let me tell you a story."
@PerturaBased2 жыл бұрын
Nah mate, the guard have it way worse
@alphariusomegon39654 жыл бұрын
The fact they get shit on so much yet dont give up is amazing and what all the space marines should try to do. Minus the heresy part
@aarotron21894 жыл бұрын
I can only feel sorry for the larmenters. They are always willing to help others, yet they always get shortest stick and suffer for it.
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
If I played Astartes on the tabletop, I’d play Lamenters. I love their lore as doomed, noble losers, and my (lack of)playing skills would ensure that they kept up the whole “heroically losing” thing.
@darthkai36214 жыл бұрын
The Lamenters alternate name: The Carmine Marines
@krenick99004 жыл бұрын
"Chapter master, my bolter seems to jame-' *Head fucken explodes*
@slowestofbros80904 жыл бұрын
Oof, I felt that.
@WAcrobat194 жыл бұрын
The Sanguine Carmine
@darthkai36214 жыл бұрын
“Tell my brothers.... my father...... I loved them..... and--“. **Dies from organs being liquified**
@ffejpsycho4 жыл бұрын
The combine martines
@morpheusbutasasquirtle44314 жыл бұрын
Nobody: "..." No one: "..." Not a single kreiger: "..." *Sees lamenters video* Me: "ITS OUR BOIIIIIS!!!"
@septimusheikler81044 жыл бұрын
TTS reference yes yes
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know TTS much, but I will hug our sad banana bois.
@toompyfloyd40743 жыл бұрын
LOL same
@CaptainHillyan4 жыл бұрын
A chapter so unfortunate their gene-seed got depressed.
@ffejpsycho4 жыл бұрын
"The lamenters would successfully translate back to real space, from the warp." - Chapter advised not to get used to this outcome! []
@brandonaughtman90914 жыл бұрын
For Those They Cherish They Die In Glory. Emperor's best and true warriors.
@HealingBlight4 жыл бұрын
In the grim darkness of the 41st mellenium, there are a group of people that we still manage to feel sorry for above all others.
@krenick99004 жыл бұрын
Probably one of the only chapters that you could call the "Good guys", besides the salamanders
@OmniGSage4 жыл бұрын
And the Crimson Fists.
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
Legion of the damned - Do you guys count, though? As a chapter? You’re more a divine “Frak you” to the Emperor’s enemies.
@tywyatt22284 жыл бұрын
Only *
@krenick99004 жыл бұрын
@@tywyatt2228 Thanks, I didn't notice till you said something. Lol
@tywyatt22284 жыл бұрын
@@krenick9900 no problem ! The Emperor protects!
@Legitpenguins994 жыл бұрын
We demand more Naerina! She has such a lovely voice!
@10dice4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I'm honoured. ^^
@menmamadrigal12334 жыл бұрын
Sanguinius weeps for his poor bois
@qball3314 жыл бұрын
Put these guys and the Afriel Strain together and the god of bad luck would manifest in the material realm.
@Ashley-the-fox3 жыл бұрын
So that fucker tzeentch
@Icspiders2473 жыл бұрын
The God of bad luck would also sweat trying to figure out who to fuck over hardest
@mikejones-kc5mi4 жыл бұрын
Love how people dislike the video and it's not been up long enough to watch the whole thing
@NueThunderKing4 жыл бұрын
mike jones truly a Lamenters video
@garank49714 жыл бұрын
They are just deep in lore
@steelbear20633 жыл бұрын
Bots and haters aside, you don't need to watch the full video to know you don't like it. You may dislike the voice, the audio mixing, the face of someone, basically a lot of things, right in the beginning
@michaelhowell23264 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does 40k Theories have an impeccable record of getting the facts right? The script writer definitely knows their stuff.
@squirrel_killer-4 жыл бұрын
He's made minor mistakes over the years, normally concerning dates, names, attributing the wrong feats to the wrong squad members, or statistics. Really minor stuff that I've noticed. Rem is a bit of a total nerd for 40k.
@Kameth4 жыл бұрын
"Hey random chance and Choas Gods, I've noticed you've barely touched the Lamenters with the Black Rage and Blood Thirst. What gives?" "We figured that we'd give them a pass on that. At a certain point, it's just kicking someone who's already down, you know?"
@bluenight1044 жыл бұрын
Yeah well apparently random chance and Chaos changed their mind.
@Kameth4 жыл бұрын
@@bluenight104 "Talked with Khorne, turns out he's all for kicking when someone is down, and Tzeench is all for changing their mind, so, sorry, flaws for you poor buggers."
@bluenight1044 жыл бұрын
Kameth that’s fucked up man
@Kameth4 жыл бұрын
@@bluenight104 "I tried getting a second opinion from the Elder gods, still no dice, but dunno what I was expecting with a clown god, a death god, and a bloody handed one. Looked up the Necrons... didn't even bother asking. I did call in with a different Chaos god, one that tends to get overlooked... but in all honesty that went nowhere because that guy was super lonely and just glad for the company."
@bluenight1044 жыл бұрын
Kameth Have you tried contacting the Tyranid Hive mind? No wait that’s just a stupid idea. Well there’s always that horrifying greater good abomination? It might be be amicable? Wait how the fuck did we forget to ask the emperor?
@Confucios11184 жыл бұрын
There’s a guy at the shop I play at that has a squad of Lamenters. I think they managed to break the curse, because for some reason he always has the absolute best rolls when he battles with them.
@Hugmir3 жыл бұрын
They really lack their own set of special rules.
@Nyghtking4 жыл бұрын
These guys are my favorite chapter, they've been through so much bullshit and have been screwed over by the impirium repeatedly but not only are they still loyal, they still try to do what they think is right.
@jonasgrant4 жыл бұрын
I was going to make a custom chapter with my all primaris army, but you know what? Yellow boys deserve some luv
@JudicialBrat4 жыл бұрын
Ironic i was listening to Lamenters by Stringstorm when this came out. The Emperor Protects!
@creakychair93874 жыл бұрын
The real good guys of 40K, not the blueberries or smurfs.
@r.cdahuman76824 жыл бұрын
*cough cough salamanders*
@zacker15904 жыл бұрын
Good guys with tragic backstory.
@mastercharlesdiltardino80584 жыл бұрын
I sure hope these accident prone klutz arent the heros.
@takjel15854 жыл бұрын
O'Shovah would like to Disagree
@TheOriginalRaxin4 жыл бұрын
@@mastercharlesdiltardino8058 Perhaps in your time of need, only the ones willing to suffer you shall show.
@falloutmail4 жыл бұрын
WHO ARE THE LAMENTERS!?!?!? I WLL TELL YOU WHO THEY ARE the best god damn Buzz Lightyears out there. "For those we cherish, we die in Glory!"
@jessicaberry55963 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see that lovely Arch commissioned Artwork in there. Always a good sight.
@svagglaorde43874 жыл бұрын
God Emperor of Mankind: No you can't just make my benevolent good boys suffer like this, give them a break! Tzeench: Haha Bad Luck Rick Roll go... never gonna give you up...
@qball3314 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who wants to see a teamup between the Salamanders and the Lamenters? They both genuinely care for ordinary human beings and do their best to safe guard them even at the cost of their own.
@rosskwolfe4 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else just want to give the Lamenters a great big hug and tell them it'll be all right?
@brigidtheirish3 жыл бұрын
Also quilted blankets and warm soup.
@emersonsullivan97684 жыл бұрын
You guys did a tremendous job with this video on my favorite chapter
@angry_zergling4 жыл бұрын
For some reason I've always had a soft spot in my heart for the Lamenters. Actually, I just realized they're probably my favorite Space Marine chapter. They're pretty neat.
@marckevinjavier18974 жыл бұрын
How to describe the Lamenters in just one sentence: You think your day was bad, you should see these guys bad and worse days.
@TimothyMark74 жыл бұрын
no matter how life puts you down, always keep up and hold on, and the lamenters is a good example of that, they've been through Soo much yet they still keep going on.
@Chiefjoseph824 жыл бұрын
I love at the end where she says "We hope you learned something". All happy and cheerful. Right after she just got done telling a awful story of a cursed chapter. Reminded me of my mother where she would be yelling at me and my brother and then answer the phone all happy and laughing.
@HiroTheWanderer4 жыл бұрын
One of the bois that are too Unlucky to live but still serve and fight in the name of The Emperor and Sanguinius!
@TerrorBlades4 жыл бұрын
Yay my Video I Requested as a Patreon!
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I LOVE these sad bananas!
@FoundingChambers4 жыл бұрын
40k theories...I love you!!! So many hours/days of entertainment you have no idea the bull you guys got me through 🤘😩🤘
@VoiceOfTheEmperor4 жыл бұрын
*Sees the title.* "Oh, God Emperor...Here we go again..."
@arcangel11724 жыл бұрын
The heroes imperium didnt deserve
@BuzzChronicles4 жыл бұрын
why do all warhammer channels release their videos & audiobooks around midnight
@40KTheories4 жыл бұрын
Because it's 6am here :P
@joshuaneoangelobersales18074 жыл бұрын
@@40KTheories incorrect, the truth is all warhammer channels exists within the warp and midnight is when the veil between the materium and the immaterium is at it's weakest within our particular reality. in the warp time does not matter so to most warhammer channels it is early morning but in the materium it is midnight.
@rainbowsixODST3 жыл бұрын
We really need novels about the Lamenters. They are such an awesome Chapter and so unique it’s a crime it has not happened
@carltonbcf25094 жыл бұрын
Ah the only chapter that I wish for something good to happen to them for once
@abimanyuputra51854 жыл бұрын
Emperor. Sanguinius. We did our best. We save your people. We stand by you. We love you. Please, answer. *WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS FATE!!!!!!* (final lamentation)
@laurenbastin88493 жыл бұрын
alongside the Farsight Enclave, the Lamenters are pretty much the only purely good group in 40K, so of course they are forced to endure endless pain
@zeogold3 жыл бұрын
Knowing the Lamenters they will be the first chapter to find a dangerous and horrible flaw in their Primaris Marines.
@Matt-md5yt4 жыл бұрын
Glad you covered these guys, they are pretty nice guys
@Romuls7534 жыл бұрын
The Lamenters are the chapter that got fucked by the Universe so hard they were named for it
@Sorain13 жыл бұрын
The Lamenters: The only Space Marine chapter too cursed to die. (That would end their suffering.)
@joperhop4 жыл бұрын
"Who are the Lamenters?" The galaxies punching bag, the galaxies bitches. The saddest boys.
@ovk-ih1zp4 жыл бұрын
The only Chapter with worse "Luck" are the Celestial Lions, who are as Loyal & selfless in their devotion to the Emperor & his subjects as the Lamenters. Personally I think that the Salamanders should adopt both chapters & then go on with the Space Wolves to purge the Inquisition of all the @$$hats that think that THEIR Will is more important than the Emperor's Will.
@AsbestosMuffins4 жыл бұрын
only problem is the space wolves have kinda been dicks to chapters they didn't like before, horus barely had to do anything to get them to turn on Magnus and his Thousand Nerds
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
PsychoLucario - Weren’t Magnus and Leman Russ good friends though? For MAXIMUM TRAGEDY?
@ovk-ih1zp4 жыл бұрын
@@AsbestosMuffins Oh the Grey Puppies ARE MASSIVE D!cks to EVERYBODY, even Custodies. But the Wolves have a well deserved dislike for the Inquisition & would happily join the Purging Party. The Space Wolves have been butting heads with the Inquisition since the First War of Armageddon when Angron decided to personally show his temper-tantrum self & after his defeat, the Inquisition decided(If I remember correctly) that HALF of the surviving population was to be sterilized & sent to Penal camps & the other half outright KILLED, just because they knew about the existence of the Ruinous Powers now & the Wolves said NO! since the survivors had ALL actively resisted Angron's cult. The Inquisition still got a D!ck!sh outcome, but not their Extermanatis-Lite that they wanted. The Wolves are FAR too large a "Chapter" for the Inquisition to attack directly OR indirectly like they did to the Celestial Lions, but they did try to get their "Pound of Flesh" from the Wolves & the Wolves STILL have a bone to pick with them about it.
@brigidtheirish3 жыл бұрын
@@ovk-ih1zp lol A "bone" to pick.
@A_Epic4 жыл бұрын
11th comment? Last time I was this early the 11th legion was...hang on, someone's at my door
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
@NetMoverSitan4 жыл бұрын
It's the Cursed Founding chapter that we're certain of who their Primarch is. (e.g. Sanguinius) Not as unlucky as the Afriel Strain, but still pretty bad. | 3:14 - The Sons of Antaeus are possible loyalist Death Guard. | 4:05 - The ones with Big Papa Ultrasmurf has their primarch? | 4:47 - (monotone) All hail the Ultrasmurfs (normal) certainly in this case as they'd likely be dead, if they and the White Scars didn't turn up. | Thankfully the flaws are more controllable with the Primaris Blood Angels.
@adriannaranjo43974 жыл бұрын
The Lamenters: the Space Marines who try to do good and always get fucked over by the galaxy for seemingly no reason The Marines Malevolent: the Space Marine chapter that are assholes to everyone & give Chaos Marines a run for their money, yet get off near scott free every time
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r4363 жыл бұрын
12:17 Hey look, it's me!
@NicolasMayr-xe9cd4 жыл бұрын
The Lamenters are essentially the really good guy, who’s super nice who a lot of people love but still gets treated like shit by like a girlfriend or something
@chickenmonger1234 жыл бұрын
You hear about them once and you know the trope.
@edmundthespiffing29204 жыл бұрын
9:09 the Marines Errant have awesome armor color
@captain89934 жыл бұрын
The unluckiest speez mahrines
@darkmystic77644 жыл бұрын
This video has inspired me to finally do it. I will collect Lamenters. LAMENT!
@trentdickerson21493 жыл бұрын
I like how their collective depression runs so deep it's considered a new gene flaw
@UmbraNupe4 жыл бұрын
Interesting that the Warders has two Blood Angel successors at one point.
@GawenDeGallifrey4 жыл бұрын
I am a proud baseline human
@xXSpaceMexicanXx4 жыл бұрын
My perfect Sad Boys...they're back 💔
@cedricstewart93244 жыл бұрын
I like watching your videos keep it up
@Mrkabrat4 жыл бұрын
Who are they? The unluckiest guys this side of the Warp. But for those they cherish they die in glory!
@-Gilver3 жыл бұрын
You know what something just this second dawned on me You know how Sanquinius is like the personification or at the very least comparable to Jesus? What if the Lamenters are the personification of the suffering of Christ or in this case and in line with their universe, the suffering of Sanquinius I mean that would explain their constant ill fortune and the litteral suffering
@unluckyone16554 жыл бұрын
Aww, i missed the premiere of this video. Such is my luck
@theoverpreparerlamenters3r4364 жыл бұрын
Same, brother.
@deathbytouch42524 жыл бұрын
Oh hey I’m painting some lamenters they’re my favorite character too lol
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
You, my friend, are braver than I to attempt those checkerboard shoulder pads.
@deathbytouch42524 жыл бұрын
Ajehy yeah I’m just starting to do them it should be.... interesting
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
Actually, your suffering is very appropriate. For those we cherish, we paint through eye strain!
@Nyghtking4 жыл бұрын
These guys are like what happens when the chaos gods get board, or maybe Tzeetch is board.
@cybertater52364 жыл бұрын
They are the players like me. The Whiners. Strategically perfect but exceptionally unlucky. OMG these rolls bro, uh i just can't seem to catch a break with these dice.
@spectolder85364 жыл бұрын
Don't think we didn't notice those lazy pauldron checkers at 3:34!
@benjaminhansen13574 жыл бұрын
So the black rage is a blood angel believing he is Sanguinus fighting Horus, have any actually beaten the war master in their visions? Or are they all stuck living the memory over and over again with no hope of victory?
@JayJet534 жыл бұрын
Having the memory over and over again
@Rakanarshi24 жыл бұрын
yay lamenters! ever since Stringstorms song, I got to admit, I really love those guys. Also they made a brief appearance in "extinction" a series of short stories of doom.
@georgesulea4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Chapters; I always root for the underdogs...
@Sereze0014 жыл бұрын
Space marines too good for this world. The universe itself hates them and tries to wipe them out on every turn.
@evanremillard56404 жыл бұрын
@Naerina, your voice is enthralling.
@juancarlonavarra83974 жыл бұрын
The Lamenters. The true good guys of 40k. Also, first?
@aidymacBrago4 жыл бұрын
FOR THOSE WE CHERISH, WE DIE IN GLORY!
@lemonsisaac56663 жыл бұрын
TL;DR Who are the Lamenters? They are the incarnation of the saying No good deed goes unpunished.
@ifiwasyouiwouldntbe4 жыл бұрын
That pitch change on the outro: hissing noises* My ears: good video until the last 20seconds!
@wiibrockster4 жыл бұрын
*"If it can go wrong,it will go wrong"*
@viktordickinson78443 жыл бұрын
I'm a dedicated Lamenter player and I've never seen some of this art before. Gib
@lordilluminati58364 жыл бұрын
fantastic work on this one
@simonboulton19644 жыл бұрын
Cool video, i have heard of this chapter and it's history on the warhammer 40k lexicanum and warhammer 40k fandom wiki sites.
@AsbestosMuffins4 жыл бұрын
they get a shorter stick than Imperial Fists, maybe yellow makes them get shot more.
@theHedgex14 жыл бұрын
It sounds like they got screwed the entire time
@Tyelkormoko4 жыл бұрын
My favourite Chapter. Malakim Phoros lives!
@SHDW-nf2ki4 жыл бұрын
FOR THOSE WE CHERISH WE DIE IN GLORY!
@TheOriginalRaxin4 жыл бұрын
Lament the lives lost such that you shall know peace.
@wiibrockster4 жыл бұрын
While I'm not the biggest Space Marine fan,I find The Lamenters quite interesting. It seems to be one bad thing after another for them and I kinda feel bad for them.