_"The Legionnaire that scoffs at a lasgun has not charged across an open field against a hundred of them."_ ~Maor the Scarred, Siege-Champion of the Scargivers
@robertnelson95993 жыл бұрын
I bet a lot of astartes share this sentiment.
@Dancan7993 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 especially the ones charging a hotshot
@hku993 жыл бұрын
Truth
@yetipotato85673 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, that is how Maor got his scars?
@inquisitionagent9052 Жыл бұрын
Legionnaire: You're right, I haven't. Mostly because that's a fking stupid thing to do. Instead we'll just pop in amongst you with jump packs and drop pods *laughs in chainsword*
@RookRiot18 жыл бұрын
Of all the weapons in the vast Imperial arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Kantrael pattern laser rifle model of M36, more commonly known as the Lasrifle, or Lasgun. It's the galaxy’s most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple five pound amalgamation of forged plassteel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child could use it, and they do. The Valhallens put the gun on a coin. Cadia put it on their flag. Since the end of the Great Heresy, the Lasgun has become the Imperium’s greatest export. After that comes War, Faith in the emperor, and Suicidal Guardsmen.
@ScipionLaurentiend8 жыл бұрын
nice reference mate
@343-penitentnarrator88 жыл бұрын
ScipionLaurentiend What's the reference? there is something familiar to the structure of his post, now you mention it
@carloscaballeromoreno48538 жыл бұрын
jay wise martin id say It refers to the ak47 in our world
@343-penitentnarrator88 жыл бұрын
Carlos caballeromoreno shit, is it from Lord of War? I think I remember this now...
@ScipionLaurentiend8 жыл бұрын
yep...lord of war
@MatthewCampbell7658 жыл бұрын
As for fighting an Astartes with a Lasgun: Your best hope is that they're one of the Astartes who thinks they're too cool to wear helmets. Of course there's probably a reason why they think they're that cool, so you're still fairly screwed.
@rpk3216 жыл бұрын
Fighting Astartes with a Lasgun, your best hope is that you have about 100 other IG friend with you with competent aiming. A single Lasgun shot at range do diddly, but 100 shots every 1/3 a second is a lot of diddly...
@kabronex98776 жыл бұрын
Or you could be in Gaunt's Ghosts and have a much fairer chance to kill Astartes.
@cruzwindu777deffsff45 жыл бұрын
@@rpk321 nah With about 10 you have a fair chance to kill an space marine.
@rpk3215 жыл бұрын
@@cruzwindu777deffsff4 Depend on the Space Marines. Their power level fluctuate wildly...
@EarFarce45 жыл бұрын
Just overcharge the damn thing and fire or use it like a grenade.
@1stcaptainraldoron5388 жыл бұрын
"It's not a laser! It's a little lightbulb that blinks!" -Guardsman Woody
@watcherzero52567 жыл бұрын
Try putting your eye to it and pulling the trigger to see if its working or not.
@benkerry99477 жыл бұрын
Winning comment
@SuperTelecom7 жыл бұрын
Carter Gates I actually loled. Well done.
@weedlordbonerhitler42066 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck gave everone pew pew guns
@IAmTheStig326 жыл бұрын
"What's with him?" "Laser envy."
@mattpelzek38098 жыл бұрын
To call the lasgun crap because it can't kill Chaos Marines is like calling an M16 crap because it cant do AT duty. OTOH, we dont fight all tank armies, do we?
@samswann37278 жыл бұрын
Matt Pelzek Enough lasguns will kill anything that's not a tank. the great thing about the gaurd is that there always enough lol
@ronaldmacdonald86678 жыл бұрын
Leave that to the earthshaker cannons :3
@red_isopat8 жыл бұрын
20 lasguns at once can
@samswann37278 жыл бұрын
Gentel Noober 20!? Those are rookie numbers I have 75 (jkjk we all started somewhere)
@baker903387 жыл бұрын
The trick is with the tank, the m16 is your personnel weapon...The radio (aka vox casters) is the anti tank option.
@son0fgrim8 жыл бұрын
one lasgun does diddly. one hundred Laguns does a whole lot of Diddly.
@baker903387 жыл бұрын
A thousand lasguns is a fhack ton of diddly.
@ironstarofmordian70986 жыл бұрын
What are y talking about? One glancing lasgun shot could melt a space marine ;)
@m249machinegun26 жыл бұрын
A whole lot of diddly makes a decent amount of deadly.
@ironstarofmordian70986 жыл бұрын
M249MachineGun a maxim of the Chinese army
@mmouse18866 жыл бұрын
What is Riddly Diddly then?
@kdolo18876 жыл бұрын
"An imperial lasgun will go 10000 shots before requiring service" An Imperial guardsman doesn't survive long enough to fire 10000 shots
@darrvenomfier7905 жыл бұрын
Didn’t say it had to be the same guardsman did he?
@sethleoric25985 жыл бұрын
Lasgun with spears
@fren1115 жыл бұрын
That depends a lot on the scenario, the Guard spends most of the time dealing with rebels and pirates, Joe Cultist and Ork Boyz
@unknownanonymous26515 жыл бұрын
The Guardsman that does.... Is fuckin' Nightmarish to fight. Why? Because he can hold his own against Rebels, Renegades, Traitor marines, Chaos, Tau, All Eldar, Necrons, Orks, And Tyranids. And fights as dirty and exploitative as a Guardsman on top of that.
@JumpingFlapjack5 жыл бұрын
But: THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD! Hail to the imperial Guard! :)
@morganmccown55728 жыл бұрын
There should be a Guardsman mode in Space Hulk, except instead of 4 man teams, 32 man Guards units
@fatherofwar12036 жыл бұрын
That's not a fair trade xD
@stormcommando16406 жыл бұрын
*1000 teams
@krieggrenademan1056 жыл бұрын
Would be fun
@ihatecabbage72706 жыл бұрын
Probably great fodder for Tyranids.
@OlaftheFlashy6 жыл бұрын
"Game over man! Game Over!"
@1stshockarmy8 жыл бұрын
Ah the mighty Lasgun, winner of some of the most important Military Honors the Astra Militarum has to offer, including: Winning the "Best weapon to mildly annoy an Ork" Award for now 9872 years in a row and getting 2nd place in the Cadian "Best Imperial flashlight contest" of M41.997, only loosing to an actual flashlight.
@attila5358 жыл бұрын
On the flip side it is the winner of the best disco light award. You just put em to low power setting and ask a tech priest nicely to swap out the crystal from non visible to visible range.
@J_Warral8 жыл бұрын
Also, winner of contest to evaporate head of first idiot who makes "lasgun is a flashlight" joke again. Guys, can you please stop with it? If this joke was alive, it would be soo old, so we could use its beard to hang Failbaddon and drag him all the way from Eye of Terror to Terra (and he would finally reach Terra, yay!).
@kazaddum24488 жыл бұрын
Failbaddon is also a bad meme... Only the 13th Crusade has the destination Terra. Everyone before had different targets.
@hitomisalazar40738 жыл бұрын
Well, only because they Retconnned it. And the retcon I don't like because it turned Abaddon from "Bringer of Doom" to "Huron Blackheart Mark II", pirate and raider who sacrifices those he finds less useful/loyal in order to get Fat Stacks of Plunder. ... and we already had Huron Blackheart. I want the "Bringer of Doom" for Abaddon.
@alackofcaring96628 жыл бұрын
1stshockarmy i use them to heat up soup and light cigrettes
@SultanOfAwesomeness8 жыл бұрын
A 30 minute video on lasguns is borderline porn for us who believe in Omnissiah.
@SlendHQ8 жыл бұрын
... Let's just sneak a Slaneesh artifact in it..
@keqet128 жыл бұрын
Sultan Ave deus mechanicus!
@flankymerc14058 жыл бұрын
pfffhahahahah good one
@williamroark74498 жыл бұрын
You don't need to tell me.
@flankymerc14058 жыл бұрын
William Roark rude
@jerec12678 жыл бұрын
30 minutes on a single gun theres the arch i know
@techpriestexscian65967 жыл бұрын
Jerec 12 Because its iconic for a flashlight
@Demicleas7 жыл бұрын
Dradster Gaster it's more of a nurf gun or a airsoft gun some nurf guns hurt.
@maxkennedy80757 жыл бұрын
UMIE DAKKA
@Dr_Hoops_McCann6 жыл бұрын
arch can do 30min videos on how many seconds are in a minute....
@TheTallGuy19928 жыл бұрын
The lasgun, the ultimate flashlight
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
Luke Martin Pew Pew!
@sherabtod37288 жыл бұрын
dark heresy
@luckiller0198 жыл бұрын
To quote 4chan "The weapons are often derisively referred to as "flashlights," based on their individual uselessness, although this is arguably more of an example of how ridiculously tough everything else is in the setting."
@tenaciousrodent62518 жыл бұрын
I still want one...
@viktorzhang42098 жыл бұрын
im not gonna put my d1ck in a lasgun
@Meacharn18 жыл бұрын
A space marine fears no single man with a lagun, it's the 1 million others that make him kiss his power armored ass goodbye.
@patrickmcginty32348 жыл бұрын
Or the Lemun Russ crew towards the back
@MrAcenan8 жыл бұрын
or the charging Baneblade, that just won't stop
@northern_norse_celt13458 жыл бұрын
*BY THE DARK GODS, WHY WON'T IT STOP?* **Sobbing and screaming**
@Robloxman018 жыл бұрын
Because it's 316 tonnes of God-Emperor given fuck you?
@michaelkeha8 жыл бұрын
Meacharn1 Well yes as displayed many times a single guardsman is like a drop of water hitting your face facing down a regiment is like the lake that drop came from rising up and bitch slapping.
@vali67178 жыл бұрын
The running gag among my friends and fellow wargamers is that because of how regressive the Imperium's technology is the lasgun is supposed to fire a continuous beam but overheats almost instantly, resulting in the ubiquitous bolts.
@fatherofwar12036 жыл бұрын
If that's true that'd be so fitting xD
@horusdark43436 жыл бұрын
Read the legions novel they talk about it
@sethgilcrist80885 жыл бұрын
I could actually believe that. Not that I would admit that. After all I'm in the Death Korps we use the Lucius pattern lasguns it's Simi automatic
@jesspayne55484 жыл бұрын
horus dark wait actually
@Abbadon3808 жыл бұрын
there needs to be a First person shooter starring a guardsman from training to veterancy
@victoryhorseman53537 жыл бұрын
Abbadon380 should be a co op game then , 64 players lol
@Random.Rebel.Lt.General7 жыл бұрын
That would be hard
@agustintrivino93657 жыл бұрын
The campaign would last like 20 minutes once you finish training.
@mitchellline42426 жыл бұрын
Would make dark souls look like a walk in the park
@Random.Rebel.Lt.General6 жыл бұрын
Mitchell Line oooo really
@01oo0118 жыл бұрын
Laser pointers and cardboard armor. Truly an unstoppable force!
@luckiller0198 жыл бұрын
Still more efficient than Star wars stormtrooper
@Horvath_Gabor8 жыл бұрын
And now I suddenly want to know who would win in a large-scale battle between the Imperial Guard and the forces of the SW Empire... It would be probably the guardsmen, but who knows, maybe the stormtroopers could pull and underdog victory for a change.
@BUTCHERIHS8 жыл бұрын
troopers are firing plasma im taking the empire
@Horvath_Gabor8 жыл бұрын
***** I don't know... While the movies indeed don't give too much solid info on the quality of the the Empire's ground warfare tech (in particular, the actual firepower of their weaponry is hard to judge, as they either don't hit shit, or when they do it's a "clean" instakill, so we don't know how much damage they actually do), but I think the IG would have the advantage in terms of ground support (actual proper artillery) and their mechanized wargear is equal (AT-ST vs Sentinel? a though call) or better (AT-AT vs Baneblade? hilarious!) than the Empire's. The one point I could say the Empire would win is on the large-scale, as they have a much better infrastructure, faster FTL to move troops and way better information- and logistics-networks, but if it is just two ground armies going at each other with the same number of equivalent weapon-classes and war machines, I think the IG would win... unless they are the IG form one of those novels when they throw a million of them into the grinder to take a bunker instead of firing a single artillery shell, because grimdark. So yeah, lots of variables, but that's what makes it a really fun thought-experiment. :)
@hitomisalazar40738 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I mean you can't say "Stormtroopers can't hit crap" or the like. I always hated that Trope because it's clearly not really a case of "Stormtroopers suck" it's "Main characters have plot armor". The standard Stormtrooper Blaster Rifle though definitely is weaker than the Lasgun. Keep in mind that a solid hit to an unarmored target with a Blaster Rifle tends to cause a small wound that doesn't even pierce through the target, and that people might survive. A lasgun with a similar hit would have basically turned the torso into a pile of ash. But we do know that Stormtrooper Armor can stop a blaster bolt to the level that Flak Armor can stop a Lasgun shot (saying it'll still hurt you, but you'll at least have a chance of survival). Though also Stormtrooper Armor laughs at Archaic Weapons (like say an Assault Rifle firing bullets) where Flak Armor doesn't. Lack of consistency? Probably. I mean we could say the Blaster Rifle is more effective than I'd guess but my evidence for its killing potential is based on it shooting people with no armor what so ever (like say Ewoks). Though we see in the Battle of Endor that Stormtrooper Armor does jack against Melee. And this makes sense as Vibro Axes, Vibroknives, force pikes, etc, are somewhat common weapons. And say what you will, the Imperial Guard has no problems mixing it up in melee when it comes down to it. Plenty of Imperial Guard Commanders will give the order to fix bayonets and charge. And that could be the decisive moment. If the Stormtroopers can break the charge (I wonder, they don't seem to have automatic weapons, even their Heavy Blaster is more like an Anti-Material Rifle than a Machine Gun, but on the plus side Thermal Detonators are FAAAR more effective than Frag Grenades, but Stormtroopers don't seem to carry them) that'd give them the win I'd imagine. Where if the Guard gets forces in among the stormtroopers that could be the end of it.
@killerexe0076 жыл бұрын
This is why I love 40K. A weapon, that makes everything we have today absolutely laughable in comparison is barely cutting it in 40K
@santhinal77673 жыл бұрын
what we have today is not laughable. In fact our modern small arms would do just fine against almost anything a lasgun is supposed to do well against, aka lightly armoured targets. They would just lack any potential do to more against tougher targets that the lasgun has a tiny chance of doing. But for that we have heavier weapons and armor just like the guard does. Honestly Earth would be a pretty solid match for a guard force a few million strong. We may very well lose in the end but we would NOT go down easy. The only ground based threat the imperium has over us is space marines.
@thelouster58153 жыл бұрын
santhinal Lol the lasgun is lighter than almost all modern weapons while having more ammunition and the stopping power of a .50 caliber round. Modern weapons are the equivalent of autoguns in WH40k. And if you know the lore, autoguns might as well be airsoft rifles.
@santhinal77673 жыл бұрын
@@thelouster5815 ya I know, however even in 40K an autogun is actually pretty solid as a weapon against basic infantry like the standard Guardsman. I agree completely that it is still weaker but it is not by that much. Yes our weapons are weaker but saying we would be completely outclassed by the imperial guard is just autistic to the extreme given that even in 40K autoguns regularly kill Imperial guard with the same or similair ease that Lasguns kill imperial guard. All I am saying is that they are almost equally garbage. The only real advantage Lasguns have is in their Robustness and ease of production which is in cannon the reason why the Imperial guard use them.
@na30443 жыл бұрын
Same goes for the average Guardsman. Well...the average guardsman is propably dead, but just about any Guard veteran is basically special forces on steroids.
@memes_man523 жыл бұрын
@@thelouster5815 autoguns have actually a higher rate of fire and a bigger caliber in comparison to a modern day rifle/pistol/whatever
@Trib0738 жыл бұрын
What do you call a Lasgun with a Flashlight on it ? Twin-Linked
@plink48616 жыл бұрын
5 lashings for you
@sethgilcrist80885 жыл бұрын
Death Korps recommends gas bombardment "training" for the entire regiment of the man who made that flashlight crack
@Self-replicating_whatnot4 жыл бұрын
@@sethgilcrist8088 Yeah, and make the regiment knows who's fault it is.
@sethgilcrist80884 жыл бұрын
@@Self-replicating_whatnot then after that have the mordin iron guard perform a dress uniform inspection on them
@legionofthedamned1573 жыл бұрын
@@sethgilcrist8088 and then Have the Maccabian Janissaries look in to there faith levels
@CBRN-1158 жыл бұрын
Spreading the light of the god-emperor to the far edge of the galaxy with the Imperial flashlight
@HrothgarHeavenlight8 жыл бұрын
Still better than Jedi Flashlights.
@TheCorrodedMan8 жыл бұрын
Bringin orkykind to farvest richs ov da galaxy
@Jerry-ob1un6 жыл бұрын
Eventually, it even turns the user into a fleshlight for the xenos
@jameslyddall5 жыл бұрын
HrothgarHeavenlight how about Alan wake's flashlight?
@tanall59598 жыл бұрын
21:20 As prior military, we have a term and a supply turn-in code for such situations: 'Found on base'
@jayxeno8 жыл бұрын
Sooooo many Found on Base letters....
@tanall59598 жыл бұрын
Soooo many green tags...
@HappyBeezerStudios6 жыл бұрын
I can expect that many "broken and discarded" power packs miraculously reappear on base once their charge has worsened.
@roquettothestars97518 жыл бұрын
the precious moment when a guardsman with the power of a diseased puppy is killing your terminator because of the horrible save
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
Roquet ToTheStars That, or having a few thousand dice thrown at said terminator. A whole lot o' diddly.
@roquettothestars97518 жыл бұрын
he only needed one, the right one, Just. As. Planned ;)
@carbon12558 жыл бұрын
That marine was disloyal. The emperor protects. Also send your complaints to Mars for unreliable repairs to millenia old equipment.
@louiesatterwhite388511 ай бұрын
Meanwhile guardsmen needing a 6 to hit and a 6 to wound (these odds are favorable to the guardsman)
@taargon94825 жыл бұрын
"The Legionnaire that scoffs at a lasgun has not charged across an open field against a hundred of them."
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
It's not a laser! It's a little light bulb that blinks! - Guardsman Woody.
@LordCommissarDrac8 жыл бұрын
a little light bulb that cuts a mans arm off
@serbanoiueduardofhousevalr72088 жыл бұрын
Commissar a man's arm...what about a orks hand??
@LordCommissarDrac8 жыл бұрын
Serbanoiu Eduard an ork has fairly tough hide, maybe 2 shots
@carbon12558 жыл бұрын
Propaganda of the Imperium tends to confuse lasgun with lascannon.
@LordCommissarDrac8 жыл бұрын
Carbon 12 *blam* I don't need this kind of attitude in my regiment
@HumanoidCableDreads8 жыл бұрын
.50 cal sniper rifle? The Vindicare laugh at such a peashooter.
@ineednochannelyoutube53846 жыл бұрын
The exitus is a low velocity large bore short range silent weapon. Its not made for doing damage but being sneaky.
@Old_Machine_Spirit8 жыл бұрын
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a lasgun will never hurt. (gets shot at by 100+ lasguns).
@ironstarofmordian70986 жыл бұрын
And starts laghing cause it tickles.
@anothga8 жыл бұрын
So, lasgun's problem is not that the lasgun itself is weak but that some other stuff is OP?
@sebastiankrant27387 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Especially since the default against which everything is measured in crunch is the space marine, despite beeing rare in fluff. Oh, and they are also like 99 % of the heroes of the books, so its often seen from their perspective. Despite that, the "backround" battles are to 90 % fought by forces for which the lasgun is a good weapon.
@CodyusedPSI6 жыл бұрын
So it's the weapon equivalent of Krillen in 40k?
@FunkBastid4 жыл бұрын
Ya. In real life the lasgun would be a really gnarly firearm by today’s standards. However, when you’re going against 40 ft tall bugs or daemons, or an 8ft tall dude with 6in thick armor, that gnarliness gets watered down a lot.
@venlil4 жыл бұрын
@@FunkBastid if you actually do the math on how much energy each laser puts out should be able to do as much damage as a .50 big rifle basically in the modern day a lasgun would tear apart most military and civilian vehicles a apc would hold for a minute and a tank would take minimal damage it's not as good as a bolter round but much more efficient and a few lasbolts should kill a space Marine maybe 25 30 maybe more or less and this is the absolute least a lasbolt would be able to do
@frozi77114 жыл бұрын
@@venlil which it does alot of that but space marine armor is made out of a special metal that reflects that shit like its nothing
@Mozedo8 жыл бұрын
One gun doesn't do diddley. But 40 to 50? That's a lot of diddley,
@inquisitorthomasdefinitely5365 жыл бұрын
Takatifu how about a few hundred
@timhurl15145 жыл бұрын
That's a Leman Russ worth of diddly
@soldierfromkrieg64608 жыл бұрын
*holding a Standard issue Death Korps 98 lasgun*
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
Knight of Morr How did a knight of Morr get a lasgun?
@soldierfromkrieg64608 жыл бұрын
Lord Caelvanir by changing name from Soldier From Krieg to Knight of Morr
@soldierfromkrieg64608 жыл бұрын
***** wait, those are from krieg right?
@soldierfromkrieg64608 жыл бұрын
***** thats my krieger friend
@burued8 жыл бұрын
how did you even become a knight of morr? I thought that Death Korps guardsman don't have, well y'know free will and such
@ciarantanner14645 жыл бұрын
Arch: Guardsmen should not be able to kill a chaos marine. The All Guardsmen Party: Am i a joke to you?
@TheAngelobarker5 жыл бұрын
*stares in twitch* that's not a space marine it's an ork with sunburn.
@sethgilcrist80885 жыл бұрын
Arch Lasgun monologue Lasgun don't kill Choas Marines Arch siege of vraks Death Korps beat the choas Marines to death with shoves after they ran out of Lasgun batteries.
@peternickle18845 жыл бұрын
Seth Gilcrist Shovels aren’t lasguns are they?
@dIRECTOR2598 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see now why Space Marines like melee. It must be boring when you're impervious to fire at range.. better get close in just to give the enemy a chance with his lasgun.
@Buzzy_Bland8 жыл бұрын
dIRECT0R Or because standing and shooting against a squad of guys with lasguns, even in power armor, brings a significant risk of you getting riddled with scorched holes because you were dumb enough to underestimate the power of a laser gun that can blow off human limbs.
@dIRECTOR2598 жыл бұрын
Didn't you just hear him say that the flashlights can't hurt marines except in close range!? So why get into close range?? There's a million of 'em - someone is bound to shoot you...
@Buzzy_Bland8 жыл бұрын
dIRECT0R If you watch the "Why is there melee in 40k" video, he makes it pretty clear that while a lasgun at range won't consistently punch through power armour, it has a slim but still decent chance of hitting a weak point and hurting the marine within. And since lasguns are so widespread, that means you could easily be taking a dozen lasbolts every other second or so in a large battle. It'd actually be quite advantageous for a marine to close to melee with a group of lasgun-armed humans, because he has a major advantage there, whereas, again, if you stand and shoot you might be fine... But it's just as likely you'll get turned into a flambe. In short, Lasguns can *absolutley* hurt a Space Marine at range. Sure, they have a better chance of punching right through armor if they're closer, but that brings problems of its own.
@kedolan49928 жыл бұрын
A lasgun has a very, very small chance of punching through power armor at range... with a single shot. But a single shot can cause a small amount of damage to the armor, and if enough of that damage builds up, then punching through the armor becomes a very real threat. That's why space marines still make use of things like cover, and the shock and awe of close combat against regular people with horror weapons like chainswords.
@dIRECTOR2598 жыл бұрын
Look, if you're impervious to lasgun fire at range - why would you ever close in??
@kharnthebetrayero90368 жыл бұрын
someone make a movie on guardsmen
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
kharn the betrayer O There's the all guardsman party. It's a good read.
@Some_Really_Random_Dude.8 жыл бұрын
So a five second video of a random guy/girl getting killed, got it.
@Itisoverthere-rw8 жыл бұрын
Saving Private Ryan in space. Only 100 times more violent.
@Mynameismegalex8 жыл бұрын
Starring literally every person on this planet twice over + a bunch of CGI for the rest of the extras.
@iper4z8 жыл бұрын
kharn the betrayer O So you want another Starship Troopers?
@apex_77665 жыл бұрын
Ah, the imperial lasgun, a devastating weapon for our times... For Warhammer 40k's times.... It's the imperial guard's safety blanket to help lull them into thinking they stand a chance in this mad, mad universe.
@michaelkeha8 жыл бұрын
You forgot one thing about the laslock that various sources state yes it only fires one shot but that shot has a fuck ton more punch than a lasgun (in a world bearers book the thing punched through astartes power armor)
@omegawilliam95s362 жыл бұрын
So if they figured out a way to make a shotgun using these pellets it would be a game changer.
@primalj_2a4332 жыл бұрын
Yeah it seems he doesn't know the why behind it in gaunts ghosts. They only used it because it could blow straight through a chaos space marines armor
@louiesatterwhite388511 ай бұрын
@@omegawilliam95s36lascannon
@Drefsab8 жыл бұрын
An entire video about a single weapon? Yes, please. More like this.
@FarsightAE5 жыл бұрын
Everyone making fun of the Lasgun. Its the Guardsmen that hold the line and keeps the Imperium in one piece using the "useless" Lasgun. No power armour, no genetic modifications, no super gear. Just standard flak armour, a Lasgun and billions of fellow Guardsmen against the nightmares of the 40k universe and they still hold the line. Astra Militarum is the best.
@baconator13774 жыл бұрын
The Adeptus Astartes are the scalpel used for high importance small margin of error missions but if you need to break something you don't use a scalpel. You grab the hammer that is the Guard
@flusherfreak12094 жыл бұрын
@@baconator1377 the guard isn't the Hammer lol they are the nail when used or bent you do not worry you simply grab another from the box
@Tacoguy10004 жыл бұрын
So you're telling me they have more numbers than enemy bullets. Alright.
@FarsightAE4 жыл бұрын
@@Tacoguy1000 Well I mean.. yeah.
@beastwarsFTW4 жыл бұрын
I think the best nickname for them is "The Wall of Guns"
@macromondo80267 жыл бұрын
"Snipers are considered boorish and not honorable" Me: *Camper 40k*
@thered4dr8 жыл бұрын
When will we have a game where they glorify the Imperial Guard ? I know they are far from being as efficient as the Astartes, but come on, they did some cool stuff . What about Cadian regiment ? they see some shit almost every day and the regiment still exists, that's something .
@jackelegman21015 жыл бұрын
If you play the Imperial Guard campaigns of the Dawn of War Expansions, you can see yourself kicking xenos into oblivion as the Imperial Guard!
@bobmacabre68734 жыл бұрын
Imagine something like CoD, or Battlefield, or even Counter-Strike; but as an Imperial Guard.
@NCRVeteranRanger4 жыл бұрын
Iirc, there’s a video game coming out soon called Warhammer 40k: Darktide.
@boredniko24064 жыл бұрын
Yep dark tide coming soon. Finally the chance to be a guardsman and kick ass
@lucaballarati96948 жыл бұрын
I had a bit of a realization moment while you were talking about the Longlas: at first I thought the notches on the rifle's muzzle were stupid and could have damaged the lens, but the you talked about the reliability issues and my brain went "ooh, that's why he made the notches: to keep track of how many shots he still has before needing to change the barrel". Well played GW and well played you
@Magavynhigara8 жыл бұрын
also could be a kill count.
@lucaballarati96948 жыл бұрын
Counting the remaining shots is more useful.
@jonallegrand65258 жыл бұрын
Important Question ! What Color is the Laser round ? Games = Red Drawings = Blue / Yellow What is it ?
@Gam0rDude8 жыл бұрын
It probably varies. Different lenses, etc.
@AlexSaysHi20138 жыл бұрын
There are hundreds of different models of lasguns, probably thousands, each probably has a different spectrum of light for their bolts. That being said, this is 40k, keeping the lore straight from codex to codex, game to game, and book to book etc is difficult to say the least
@mattpelzek38098 жыл бұрын
IRL, laser color is decided by the color of the lens, so it probably varies. Ruby for red, sapphire for blue. Not quite sure about yellow. Maybe a sodium vapor? That would give it a color like a streetlamp.
@fus1328 жыл бұрын
white/blue if i remember correctly
@carbon12558 жыл бұрын
It generally relies on the gas used to create the laser. Most damaging and long range focus is blue, I imagine that lascannons are this colour, but the cheapest is probably red and there is good reason for picking that colour, as blue flashes on the enemy will quickly destroy all nightvision and then subsequently all vision of the guardsman firing the lasers. Looking at the reflection of a lascanon hitting would burn out your eyeballs regardless of colour. Good idea to use cameras and screens firing them. Very unlikely to be yellow, though could be green. I imagine, being the most visible laser light, it is pretty hard to use without loosing sight too. Plus it would reflect right off orks. But really it is up to you. I think the geeky game designers had it right, over the artists who pick the colours for colour composition and aesthetics over accuracy.
@Dreska_7 жыл бұрын
I've always loved how the Imperial Guard are the most vanilla looking faction, not far removed from real-world soldiers, yet they fire fricken laser beams
@codyweaver75465 жыл бұрын
I recall the scene in DBZ Abridged. "One of those does nothing!" "How about a thousand?"
@DaytonaRoadster8 жыл бұрын
awesome, im making bases for my cannon fodde....err imperial troops right now, so i got something to listen too
@LordCommissarDrac8 жыл бұрын
hahah, same xD
@Grenadier-8 жыл бұрын
same here i need something to cover my tanks from tau farsight bullshit. (looking at you riptide)
@DaytonaRoadster8 жыл бұрын
Grenadier 658244-526455 I play Tau, Necron and Guard, Rush Tau and overwhelm the is the best tactic i can tell. The Tau use U.S military style tactics, so they are pretty hard to beat. Or just play Necron and fuck up those blue Commie bastards
@giorgilobjanidze56678 жыл бұрын
kinda funny commies use usa tactics
@DaytonaRoadster8 жыл бұрын
giorgi lobjanidze not surprising really, all commies ever did was copy the US over damn near everything
@alkotreshnik8 жыл бұрын
Arch, you really need to be chained to computer and properly motivated with dragon dildos for more frequent release of 40k lore videos! Superb stuff as usual.
@UnknownSquid8 жыл бұрын
That damned website... "Now presenting our latest special product line for your pleasure, 'The Lictor', 'The Gargant', 'The Keeper of Secrets', and 'The Uncle Nurgle Special'."
@UnknownSquid8 жыл бұрын
Carbon 12 And for the more tender customers nervous about interior bleeding and ruptured organs, there's always "The Greater Good". Or alternatively for those with no sense of square peg round hole puzzle solving, there is "The Awakened Monolith". Also available for those on the front lines demanding only the best of personal assault gear, "The Power Fist". Now available in Astartes, Terminator, or Dreadnought size categories. (Batteries not included)
@Zulnahdwiin8 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite out of all your 40k lore videos. It touches upon all the important details and just feels really well structured. Friggin' well done.
@MegaRaven1008 жыл бұрын
Finally back to making proper Arch video's on *LÖRE!* That's why we are here!
@joshuadarrow6 жыл бұрын
Astra Militarum Tactics regarding Traitor Astartes: "I want every gun we have to fire on that man".
@Lornext7 жыл бұрын
"Tanks approaching, fix bayonets!"
@KondorDCS8 жыл бұрын
Lasgun = 40K Kalashnikov, without the stopping power.
@KondorDCS8 жыл бұрын
kahzhoex Sorry, I probably lack fantasy, but isn't most of the IG bogged down fighting orcs, eldar, tau and tyranids? Or am I trully missinformed and most of the IG's battles are against soft targets such as chaos cultists? Against unarmored soft targets, yeah, it's a super Kalashnikov. Against tough targets it's a flashlight.
@LordCommissarDrac8 жыл бұрын
the lasgun is fucking amazing, its just the enemies in 40k that are really really really big and tough
@KondorDCS8 жыл бұрын
JoeRingo118 If what you say is true then why do IG regiments suffer such horrendous losses all the time that they need comissars to force them to fight, if their primary weapon the lasgun is as effective as you say? I really don't get it. Ok, the Death Corps don't need comissars, everyone knows that. And is it true that most comissars rather keep up moral and discipline by leading by example instead of reign of terror? I know Gaunt, Yarrick and Cain are special cases, but what about the rest?
@KondorDCS8 жыл бұрын
Commissar Yeah, I bet, imagine armies in the 21th century having lasguns and powerpacks with the knowhow to manufacture and maintain both. Most ammo factories would probably go out of business. Btw, since lasguns fire lasers, couldn't their beam be deflected by mirrors?
@LordCommissarDrac8 жыл бұрын
KondorDCS I think their heat level would shatter the glass
@kharnthebetrayero90368 жыл бұрын
come now arch no one changed there focus lens they just pick up the other person lasgun
@holyhandgrenade6617 жыл бұрын
I would like to think that the "recoil" from a Las-gun would stem from the atmosphere detonating at the barrel of the weapon from the intense heat.
@goldbergus47078 жыл бұрын
101 uses for a flashlight!
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
Heating food if you put it on the higher settings.
@luckiller0198 жыл бұрын
wound sterilizator
@Buzzy_Bland8 жыл бұрын
Goldbergus Exploder of heads that underestimate it
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
Putting on laser light shows.
@knightpaladin98418 жыл бұрын
grenade
@elijahmorris71655 жыл бұрын
So in simple terms the lasgun is really good weapon but everything guardsman fight and border line invincible
@jackelegman21015 жыл бұрын
That is correct.
@d180jnr8 жыл бұрын
Love your lore videos
@ArchYouTube8 жыл бұрын
maybe nexst year, maybe nexst decade, maybe nexst century, maybe nexst millennium, gonne have to re-read the HH first
@Magnanimoose8 жыл бұрын
There is no s in next, Arch ;)
@d180jnr8 жыл бұрын
Arch Warhammer I really enjoyed Konrad's lore, one of my favourite videos. Either way Friday's are something I always look forward to because of you :D
@blackwatertv70188 жыл бұрын
username He's stated that English isn't his first Language plus he's dyslexic
@Broklynrage8 жыл бұрын
Zarguz Hedwaka
@d.thieud.10565 жыл бұрын
...if a soldier is going to be fighting till the last laz pack... An imperial fucking guardsman surviving in-combat untill he runs out of god damn ammo, then not only is he in trouble, but you wasted a very damn fine soldier or even potential Adeptes Astartes
@HORRIOR16 жыл бұрын
The Lasgun, also known as Legacy of styropyro.
@pogwog53093 жыл бұрын
Power pack: *Exists* That one guy in every platoon: Hey anyone got a USB-C Charger?
@Jinisinsane8 жыл бұрын
its an under powered gun that makes pewpew sounds so you can get the tyranids distracted while the governor runs for the hidden bunker.
@Demicleas7 жыл бұрын
Jinisinsane not the worst wepon the worst wepon is a Lazer musket LOL
@the_dropbear43926 жыл бұрын
Going by the stats, it's about 50 times more powerful than a modern 50 cal machine gun, and that's on the setting with 200 shots
@stormcommando16406 жыл бұрын
This made me subscribe.
@namelessentity58513 жыл бұрын
As for the regiment that turned their lasguns into 'las-axes' I am thinking they'd be good as shock troops, trench-raiders and the like. If you need one hefty blow to the enemy line, call in the "Huscarls"
@commissarlugh10408 жыл бұрын
melta gun > chaos marine
@shadow-monger51893 жыл бұрын
I'm in the minority that really likes the lasgun. Always thought it was really underrated. Something like a las gun would take an ultra-hot round and fire it at one area with newr intant speed, concentrated at one incredibly precise area. A rifle like that in the modern period would be a war-ender on it's own. So what if you got five or six of these? Make the gun shoot rapidly? That's a hell if a deadly line. This is the real reason the lasgun is so deadly in large areas, the epidome of "one shot, one kill". ...sadly it's 40K. So it's barely enough.
@SuperOverlord948 жыл бұрын
The lasgun, basically 40k's answer to the AK47.
@baker903387 жыл бұрын
Really the akm. The ak47 is quite rare.
@emperorconstantine1.3614 жыл бұрын
Cannot wait for Darktide to be preordered!! MUST! HAVE! IMPERIAL FLASHLIGHT!!!!
@Zelousmarineinspace8 жыл бұрын
You got the title wrong: It should say 40K Lore, The Imperial Flashlight.
@JG-ex3uf4 жыл бұрын
I like to think an encounter with a chaos space marine and a couple squads of guardsmen would be like that scene from rouge one when its Vader vs. The rebels
@Mister_Kourkoutas6 жыл бұрын
"The Legionnaire that scoffs at a lasgun has not charged across an open field against a hundred of them." - Maor the Scarred, Siege-Champion of the Scargivers
@nickkostakis65027 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where you can supercharge the ammo pack (along with the gun), turning it into a nice last resort grenade.
@stormlord8198 жыл бұрын
Great video Arch! Speaking of the lasguns ineffectiveness against Astartes ,how would the Tempestus Scions stormtroopers hellgun fare in a fight against a space marine?And please consider doing 40k vs Star Wars in one of your future videos ,it would be so awesome (and fucking histerical) to hear you explain how the 40k universe would ASS fuck the ever loving shit out of the star wars universe!
@gunnargunnhilt3 жыл бұрын
Are there similar videos on meltas and plasmas? A-and guard armour, cause why the hell not!?)
@tombouric8 жыл бұрын
Hey Arch, I saw that female Guardsman that you put in there without commenting it! Good on ya mate!
@RacoonMedia8 жыл бұрын
your videos about 40k lore are amazing. I did not know anything really about 40k except a videogame I played years ago. I discovered your channel 4 days ago... been binge watching anything I can about 40K. I'm not an expert yet... but I learned a massive amount.Thank you
@TheCorrodedMan8 жыл бұрын
We did it,he's safe...(brother sergeant of the salamanders slowly wipes battle forged sweat from his pitch black brow)the slaaneshi scum has been driven back...COME BROTHERS,let us take our dead to Prometheus,there are many ashes to collect this day(warp rift opens,salamander fleet retreats into the warp on their way to Prometheus)
@bkane5733 жыл бұрын
You can’t just take a gun out of service for six because it needs a new fucking gear. US Army: *hard disagreement*
@sebastianschwarzel27328 жыл бұрын
actually as we learn from various reports of battles using a musket as a club was in close combat expecially in large battles more common than using the bayonett simply because it is simpler and the bayonett requires some skill . This applies even more with the las gun where the gun is shorter making a bayonett kind of unpractical ( of course it is another matter entirely when facing tyranids daemons or whaterver else )
@MrMortull8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but muskets were pretty heavy things made of solid wood and steel... generally speaking a Lasguns is meant to be only a few feet long and made of the lightest and strongest materials the manufacturing planet can reasonably supply. This generally means that they don't have the leverage or the heft to really do much more than stagger a human opponent if you use one as a club, but clip a sword bayonet on the end and you have a fair-sized spear as well as a pretty useful up close fighting blade if you use the bayonet on its own. Obviously there's a lot of variation, this being the IG, so there *are* planets and regiments that use Lasguns made of solid, heavy heartwood stocks and chunky damn wrought iron fittings that genuinely are every bit as deadly as clubs as they are when you actually shoot them.
@connorsanford79108 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Schwärzel that's not entirely true depends on the country skill of unit and time period
@MrMortull8 жыл бұрын
When I said 'musket', I was generally thinking of Napoleonic type of thing. Those suckers weren't short.
@farmerboy9168 жыл бұрын
The bayonet was not as useful in extreme close quarters because it requires you to draw it back at least the length of the bayonet in order to thrust (if it isn't a sword bayonet), if the enemy gets past it. It is quite useful to keep and stab people before that. In theory you'd strike with the butt of the rifle to create the space to stab or slash
@MrMortull8 жыл бұрын
I did say a sword bayonet.
@DeinosCZ8 жыл бұрын
wow really nice vid as always Arch. Always thought that lasguns are really really crappy weapons for imperial guard but now you make me se bigger picture and reason behind it thank you :)
@RuSosan8 жыл бұрын
Hmh. Since Lasguns apparently have a machine spirit, does that mean that it's a good idea to actually talk to it like it's your buddy to keep it in a good mood? Of course on the other hand, if I was a (semi?)sentient immobile object who's only purpose for existence is to have his "dick" pulled back by a human's finger in order to forcefully "vomit" lasers out towards the human's enemies, I really wouldn't want the human to talk to me afterwards. ... Wait, so anyone that EVER pulls/squeezes a trigger in 40k is a sexual molester. Truly Grimdark. Well, unless the barrel is actually the "dick" that's "jizzing out" the laser and the trigger that's getting fingered is the anu- *GODDAMMIT SLAANESH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!*
@sebastiankrant27388 жыл бұрын
They do not have a machine spirit in the classical sense. There are machines so sophisticated, that the mechanicums idea of "spirit" isnt actually that far away from the truth, but in case of the lasgun its simply that "you hurt its machine spirit and then it will punch you in the nuts" seem to be easier then saying "if your gun is dirty it might malfunction because....", so they just roll with it.
@RuSosan8 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Krant I just want to imagine a bunch of IG actually talking to their Lasguns, and then getting the shit scared out of them by their Commissar showing up and nearly shooting them for suspicions of "Madness and chaos corruption or trying to pull one of those goddamn annoying elaborate "jokes" that the Luggnum Sewer Rats would do!"
@hitomisalazar40738 жыл бұрын
Well... there's a bit of a clarity issue with the term. "Machine Spirit" is used in certain cases like most Sci-Fi uses the term "Expert System". Not quite a full AI but has some autonomous functions that can assist a crew or even take over for a crew. You often see this in vehicles like a Land Raider Tank or a Thunderhawk Assault Craft, and when they're referencing a "Machine Spirit" particularly in the tabletop rules that use the Machine Spirit that's what they're talking about. The not quite sentient and self aware AI. However "Machine Spirit" is also a religious aspect term that applies to all technological aspects. And with the way the Warp works in 40k.... they kind of are actually a thing. In fact if you get/read the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer there's a section in the back that has Inspirational Speeches, Prayers and Litanies for the Guardsman. Several of these such as the "Litany of the Lasgun" are meant to specifically be used to appease the holy Machine Spirit of their weapon. This is something that's kind of ripped off as far as I can tell from BattleTech's setting. In that setting ComStar has the Adeptus Mechanicus role. Mystics who control the most arcane and powerful technology in the Inner Sphere. In their case in order to keep Technology secret from other factions ComStar made up "Mystical Rites" and a Hokey Religion that was to disguise the actual science they were doing to maintain devices as a con job. Just later generations weren't "in on the joke" and thus started thinking the mystical rites were actually necessary. That the FTL communications relay works because you prayed at it, the fact that your prayers and rites of initiation flipped the Sacred Rune of "Ohphee" to "Ohn" wasn't the only reason it worked. In 40k? We don't know if the Mechanicus originally started out in a similar fashion, if the Faith in "Machine Spirits" was a con that everyone has been fooled by or what. We do know however that due to the way the warp works and how it interacts with reality? The fact that everyone is tricked by the Con actually does kinda mean the Lie is Reality now. Though it seems that MIGHT have been the case as a lot of the Litanies and Rites we do see the Mechanicus do that's covered in detail do seem to include basic maintenance as we know it. They might be praying to the Machine Spirit of a Lasgun who is "sick" to recover, but they're also doing things like cleaning the contact points, stripping it down and replacing worn parts in their rites which as a Mechanicus Enginseer might point out "Just as your medicae does, when you are ill they replace the broken oils of your body with fresh fluids, the missing or sundered parts with proper new replacements, and tend to your soul as they do so". So it's weird.
@carbon12558 жыл бұрын
You stick an aquilla on it and half the army starts talking to it. A lot of people get confused with the machine spirit and think it has something to do with AI, it does not. It is that effect you get when you bash your tv the right way and it gets signal back, or you tap a flourescent light to trick it into lighting, or the way sometimes computers won't work in certain plug sockets and you justify it as "not liking it" People who do not know about computers personify everything that happens to it, simply out of ignorance. Superstition overrides any analysis or understanding. Yet their lives rely on unreliable and misunderstood equipment. The mechanicum reveres anything that even hints towards automatic operation of course, hence their fascination with necrons, as they would like to end up like them, however they are not very successful in their endeavours. Whist they claim any chance action or positive malfunction as the machine spirit, they have made no real progress towards a "fully awakened" machine (which would be the literal incarnation of their deity) and would perceive it to be the return of the emperor, regardless of it's connection with the golden throne.
@ineednochannelyoutube53846 жыл бұрын
+Hitomi Salazar So its a Mass Effect style VI? A non creative deterministic program?
@emperorconstantine1.361 Жыл бұрын
Could you do a video, even if it’s short, on the other weapons, like auto guns, auto cannons, etc?
@andrewlee-do3rf7 жыл бұрын
I don't think the lasgun is even a laser weapon. I mean, in some depictions (idk why, for some reason, or another) the thing ffffing bluddy *RECOILS* (Like what's with that? :/ ), even though it's supposed to be a "laser". So, instead LASgun may instead refer to an acronym instead of a laser. So the acronym could be defined as Linearly. Accelerated. Slugthrower (L.A.S) gun. And it may have a ridiculously nigh-infinite ammo supply, because it shoots rly tiny particles (which would explain the relatively small wound size in comparison to say a Bolter) of a dense metal at sufficiently high speeds (maybe more than mach 10 in order to give the illusion that the lasgun is travelling as fast as lightspeed). I mean...lore-wise this mmmmaaayy make sense? I mean it would definitely explain why the damn lasgun has recoil (and also explain why lascannons are mounted on PAK-40 esque heavy mounts to absorb said recoil), and it would also explain why the lasgun beam has a short range (air resistance, and ablation of the micro-projectile at ridiculously high speeds). Sure, maybe there might be a laser element in the lasgun, but only for maybe heating, and ionizing the air, so that the micro-projectile will experience less resistance from the air. So this explanation might be believable, considering that WH40K takes place in a universe where tech priests prob don't know how a ffffing telephone operates (ok, it may not be like that, but you get the point)
@andrewlee-do3rf7 жыл бұрын
Oh...and lasers make for terrible weapons for *most* applications. Nothing can outsmart boooullet :D
@cryleve33666 жыл бұрын
You did just describe every- almost* every firearm in Mass Effect
@the_dropbear43926 жыл бұрын
It is a laser, any recoil is just authors being retards
@Elsneakakaze8 жыл бұрын
The humble assault rifle of the humble infantrymen, Gives me a warm feeling inside
@fatguyfrommy84218 жыл бұрын
was about to get a bone marrow transplant...then arch post a video. Guess the surgery need to wait another half hour.
@kutkuknight8 жыл бұрын
YES a new lore video!
@dwarf4pain8 жыл бұрын
With the new tzaangors coming out for 40k, could you do a lore video on Beastmen in 40k?
@luckiller0198 жыл бұрын
more a full video on mutants in 40k generally
@tba1138 жыл бұрын
21:40 Nailed the Guardsman mindset. Troopers are the best :)
@theomnissiah-91208 жыл бұрын
The bridge God smiles on use
@theomnissiah-91208 жыл бұрын
Us
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
The omnissiah - He does like people using his bridges.
@calumdeighton8 жыл бұрын
Nice Video Arch, I like the introduction of lasguns there and there differences. Nice work.
@DogwoodDingus8 жыл бұрын
It's a shame that such a unique weapon with this much lore and interesting mechanics is just referred to as a wimpy flashlight. For all of the other vastly superior weapons it doesn't surprise me, but still it is a little bit sad.
@sebastiankrant27387 жыл бұрын
Dont be so sure to judge. Always keep in mind, that GW not only mainly sell tabletop, but absolutly focus on Space Marines and measure everything based on them. A fairly good standpoint, considering, that they are the mascot of the franchise (although I would argue, that their focus on them may have pushed other factions far more in the back than what would be ideal). So yeah, in tabletop, they are relativly crappy, simply because the astartes bolter is the standard, most things are measured on. However, in much other 40k-media, it is extremly popular: The undisputed most important 40k-author Abnett after all wrote the most popular 40k-series, the gaunts ghosts, about the Imperial guard. And his other great bookseries, Eisenhorn, also gives the lasgun much more credit, since Space Marines are not EVERYWHERE (as some more incompetent authors like to have it). Than we have the role-playing games, and if you ever played a pen & paper, you may realize, that a ranged weapon with no consern to reloading or ammunition, multiple settings and upgrades is extremly usefull. It does help, that in only two of the five games, you play a space marine. Although I have to agree with you on how its portrayed in tabletop. I had more than one Dark Heresy round, where (much to the amusement of the rest of us) a player simply underestimated the lasguns potential, because he played tabletop. Seeing him getting butchered was hilarious and deserved, albeit unfortunate for the party as a whole.
@whatthepfpsays42343 жыл бұрын
Guardsmen turn the power up for each shot and then all focus fire on one chaos space marine at a time aiming for the throat and knees till one’s dead run reload. Repeat. If they grab you slash for the eyes and throat. Do some damage before you die
@zerowolf00068 жыл бұрын
I giz rezpect tz thiz hummie.....stil gona stompz uz
@samuelsafin65648 жыл бұрын
Loved this, will you talk about Hellfire lasguna and Imperial sniper tactics more in the future? I love sniper combat and would like to hear more about it in 40k. Perhaps a video on the Vindicare?
@Johan_the_Marshal8 жыл бұрын
The Las gun powerful against unarmored targets. Aside from the expense of making bullets(ha did that stop the adoption of the musket?) I can't see why the Mechanicus would think this is the best option. A weapon that essentially is more expensive than the soldier wielding it. They must be running by plenty of good faith that they will actually keep the damn thing.
@sebastiankrant27388 жыл бұрын
The reason is, that its not the increase in the weapons worth that made the lasgun more expensive, but the decrease in human life worth that made the soldier inexpensive. And here is the beauty for the Mechanicum: First: Lasguns are so standard, they are not stolen on the first chance got. Secondly, they are still cheaper then many other weapons. Thirdly, they are not that bad against armoured targets compared with projectile weapons. To do some average Dark-Heresy-/Only-War-Math the Lasgun does the same damage as a normal assault rifle. However, it has more ammunition, it jams even rarer then said rifle and it can change settings to become more powerfull. When reduced to the same ammunition then an assault rifle it is average 1/8 better then it. And than we are not even considering the nightmare that is ammunition cases. The point is, not only all lasguns have nearly all the same powerpacks. The sniper rifles, the carabines and even some anti-tank-weaponary can use this same thing. Oh, and finally ,they are practicly indestructable, so there is no need to produce that many, unlike the soldiers that carry them, they are reusable.
@SirAroace7 жыл бұрын
Lasguns are cheap and their ammo is cheap.
@ineednochannelyoutube53846 жыл бұрын
+Sebastian Krant The undestructable part I do take issue with. They are a chemical laser, and that means they have a chamber with a gemstone or some heavy metal in its middle thats filled with noble gas, and they have silicate glass or again metal lenses. All these need to be kept in perfect alignement for the gun not to accidentaly melt iself. Using it as a club doesnt sound wise.
@rpk3216 жыл бұрын
@@ineednochannelyoutube5384 Why are you trying to contest facts STATED BY LORE that Lasguns are cheap and reliable?
@ineednochannelyoutube53846 жыл бұрын
+Amethyst Blade Because I shit on lore from three miles up if it contradicts common sense.
@gaia90205 жыл бұрын
"It is now an axe that fires lasers" Is is possible, that there will be a better sentence in this video?
@jamesdoody76158 жыл бұрын
What is the standard weapon of the PDF?
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
James Doody Blunt knives.
@ArchYouTube8 жыл бұрын
depends on the planet, usually some sort of solid slug ballistic weapon of local designe.
@Grenadier-8 жыл бұрын
Arch Warhammer a good deal of PDF units are equipped Lasguns, but slugs are fairly common. Once again it depends on the world in question.
@Robloxman018 жыл бұрын
James Doody Dying for the Emperor until the Imperial Guard arrives, so they can die for the Emperor until the Space Marines arrive and actually kill things.
@asz33378 жыл бұрын
you mean slingshot :P
@Kareszkoma6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure 300 lasgun lined up in continous fire is enough to take down a chaos space marine. They might have superiour armor, but with that amount of heat they will bake inside their armor before reaching the guard.
@ProgenyofEurope8 жыл бұрын
Imperial Lasagna!
@SkywalkerWroc5 жыл бұрын
The amount of self-contradictions within lasgun descriptions are way above average even for Warhammer 40k universe.
@oplithsgr56258 жыл бұрын
if a was a Imperial trooper and I have the choise between a Lasgun and a orc shooter who looks like shit I would choose the orc shooter ( ? why ? ) because orc shooter does damage and the difference between a bb gun and this ultimate flashlight is the Lasgun makes Pew Pew noise :)
@arnekrug9398 жыл бұрын
OPLITHS GR You wouldn't because you'd be executed for using xeno technology.
@oplithsgr56258 жыл бұрын
Not exactly existence one (army) the Armageddon Ork Hunters and they use orc weapon and the are ok and a Commissar Yarrick which has a orc power claw + unlimited ammo :)
@oplithsgr56258 жыл бұрын
details :P
@Punishthefalse8 жыл бұрын
For one, they won't work because you aren't an ork who believes that they will actually shoot. Second, the recoil is monstrous and will break your arm even if you can fire it. Third, shootas are bloody heavy. Standard humans can't even lift the thing. Finally, shootas have shite accuracy at all ranges and relies entirely on being fired full auto every time all the time as long as there's enough ammo to actually hit something. The fourth point combined with the second point means whichever human uses the shoota will likely end up pulverising himself just by pulling the trigger. Even then, he might likely be so off the mark he hasn't actually killed anything before getting himself killed.
@92ladderley7 жыл бұрын
Guess it would depend how pragmatic your assigned Commissar is, though a pragmatic one still wouldn't want you touching an Ork shoota as there would be a high chance of malfunction due to them only working properly for Orks, at worst it could blow up in your face.
@armedbrit4938 жыл бұрын
IG veterans sometimes prefer Auto-Guns over the Las-Gun, this is due to las rounds cauterize the wound it creates. Auto-slugs let the enemy bleed. (Source: 3rd Ed IG codex iirc)
@yourethatmantis51788 жыл бұрын
so Viacom just copyright striked Sargon's latest video.... so that's a thing.
@luckiller0198 жыл бұрын
what?... shit it is true
@TS-jm7jm8 жыл бұрын
You'reThatMantis and i wanted to watch it
@taidgheshea96257 жыл бұрын
wait what? on what grounds?
@legionofthedamned1577 жыл бұрын
'"And what are the achievements of your fragile Imperium? It is a corpse rotting slowly from within while maggots writhe in its belly. It was built with the toil of heroes and giants, and now it is inhabited by frightened weaklings to whom the glories of those times are half-forgotten legends. I have forgotten nothing, and my wisdom has expanded far beyond mere mortal frailties."' -Ahriman of the Thousand Sons.
@DoctorM428 жыл бұрын
Again with a bone-breaking boltgun recoil bullshit... I thought of you better, Arch I mean the whole purpose of Gyrojet system is to minimize recoil, and lots of normal humans use bolt weapons without wearing power anything. Hell, bolt pistol is a standard issue for Commissars, and since it fires the same caliber ammo as boltguns but is shorter and lighter it is bound to have even bigger recoil.
@93Avenger938 жыл бұрын
Boltguns are not gyrojets. The bolt is fired in the standard manner of a bullet, with an explosive discharge, and the RPG part happens AFTER the bolt has left the barrel to further accelerate it. Why do you think bolters shoot out cassings when they fire? And that's why an astartes boltgun breaks arms: the size and recoil of shooting a .75 or .998 calibre ammunition, for reference that's what modern light cannons and emplaced weapons shoot. The boltgun of the commisariat, the Garm pattern fires much smaller munitions. And as a futher side-note: those calibres I mentioned were written by an idiot who did not think of scale. Yes, they are too much for an average human to fire comfortably, but at the scale of a normal astartes and his boltguns, those bullets are tiny compared to how large a bolt shell should actualy be.
@93Avenger938 жыл бұрын
For futher reference there was a thread once that meassured scales and tried to correct them with logic applied. Suffice to say a standard bolter can fire up to callibre 2.0 ammunition (this he reserved for heavy bolters) while a standard 1.0 calibre (or the .998) would fit normal sickle shaped 24 round magazines of the astartes boltguns. www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/284381-on-the-scale-mismatch-of-bolts-and-bolters/ EDIT: my personal interpretation? I'm with him on the .75 beeing a human sized bolter, but I would extend the leeway for actual astartes bolt munitions higher. A 40mm grenade (the most common comparison) is actualy calire 1.57 if you convert, so I would say an Astartes standard boltgun fires munitions larger than that, at a minimum the 2' and heavy bolters go even bigger. Yeah not everything in 40k is consistent, most of the times it;s fans fixing the inconsistencies.
@DoctorM428 жыл бұрын
And the part where all your reasoning breaks apart is FFG and their RPGs, where mere humans can use astartes gear with only -10 accuracy (because it's too big for human hands) if they're strong enough, although the weapon moves one category up to scale (i.e. bolter is heavy weapon, and bolt pisol is a rifle). No bones breaking by recoil. And it's Canon.
@SkySweeperSyn8 жыл бұрын
are you gonna do a video on the specialized Las weapons you mentioned? I'd love to hear more about those guns