"When humans are involved in anything, it can always. get. worse." Warhammer 40K in a nutshell.
@Schnittertm18 жыл бұрын
If only it were limited to the ficitional 40k universe.
@robertnelson95993 жыл бұрын
If we knew any other intelligent races, they would probably make things worse as well.
@franciosdeaeruiu75553 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 the stupid elves sure do
@michimatsch58626 жыл бұрын
The Emperor protects, the emperor attacks, but most importantly: he take your tax.
@bluesap73185 жыл бұрын
And I buy snacc
@nicholasroach8805 жыл бұрын
@Eli Gutman bruh that's not socialism. It is straight up imperialism.
@lucasbeck13915 жыл бұрын
@Eli Gutman then every government in existence is atleast a little socialist
@LedoCool15 жыл бұрын
@Eli Gutman and emperor seized means for production (and destruction).
@sethgilcrist80885 жыл бұрын
What's tax's? Krieg does not pay taxes krieg sends armies for redemption
@Qardo5 жыл бұрын
"...For the greater good..." Hold on. Those words did not just leave your mouth.
@AwesomeRaters5 жыл бұрын
Hello dear friend we of the inquisition would like to ask you a few questions. Any refusal of said questioning will deem you a heretic and your local sister order will burn you and your hive block to the ground.
@ethanguest34384 жыл бұрын
@@AwesomeRaters I'll fetch the flamers
@sleipnirodin28814 жыл бұрын
@@ethanguest3438 Just hand over my Thunderer Gauntlet, i swear, i will first wrapped it in silk... *For the first strike anyway.*
@hairtrigger83176 жыл бұрын
"Before we get into the sisters" gigitty
@minoreror99616 жыл бұрын
rly
@danieltilson49126 жыл бұрын
@@minoreror9961 yes really pussy
@conghinhphan36656 жыл бұрын
H E R E T I C !
@MegaRaven1008 жыл бұрын
*'..but before we get INTO the sisters themselves...'* There went my tea all over the screen! Sometimes Arch you crack me up. Trisexual slaanesh humor???
@MegaRaven1008 жыл бұрын
PS; your LORE video's are the best. It's why we are here! (not the politics!)
@TheCorrodedMan7 жыл бұрын
He's been awfully slaaneshi ever since he let Alexis narrate...the inquisition is very concerned
@simonmcneilly556 жыл бұрын
Sounds like heresy to me....
@primarisrice68205 жыл бұрын
@@TheCorrodedMan explain?
@TheCorrodedMan5 жыл бұрын
the gaudian Alexis corrupted him to chaos.
@enoughothis8 жыл бұрын
Sisters of Battle: an entire army of Joan of Arcs armed with flamethrowers. 100% awesome!
@LordTurtleneck8 жыл бұрын
Joan of Arcs? So schizophrenic 14 year-old girls who never actually participated in combat?
@enoughothis8 жыл бұрын
No I mean a totally awesome military genius who kicked tremendous amounts of English ass all over France but was sadly betrayed by heretics and unjustly condemned to death. Joan of Arc is a hero in France. The Sisters of Battle even use the Fleur-de-lis as their symbol.
@LordTurtleneck8 жыл бұрын
"No I mean a totally awesome military genius who kicked tremendous amounts of English ass all over France but was sadly betrayed by heretics and unjustly condemned to death." Ah. So a fictional character, then.
@enoughothis8 жыл бұрын
Yes, indeed. Not unlike a troll under a bridge.
@sentryw4rd8 жыл бұрын
Guys, you're both wrong. Check her wikipedia, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_of_Arc under military campaigns. She was neither a strategic genius, more of an inspiring figurehead, nor "never on a battlefield". As for her schizophrenia, i guess we'll never know for sure.
@ZGuy0fSci6 жыл бұрын
*"Would have no **_men_** of war under their direct command...."* I see what you did there. :''3
@philiphockenbury65635 жыл бұрын
Gotta look at the print.
@robertnelson95993 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that someone did not call the Ecclesiarchy out as soon as they saw the Sisters.
@marley78682 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 it's an intentional design flaw that the eclesiarchy has to do that alone is the point politicaly they are made to be dependent and barely aloud to have body guards
@FormerGovernmentHuman3 ай бұрын
Eowyn heard this in Rohan and somehow enlisted right away.
@ColtaineCrows7 жыл бұрын
"[...]Before we get into the sister's themselves[...]" Hmmm, when _do_ we get into the sister's?
@kitchenjail35465 жыл бұрын
You don't. If anything, they gets onto you, if they decide to do so.
@nicholasleclerc15834 жыл бұрын
@General Skalinera // Neon Silver And ain’t that our kind of women, amirite fellas ? Eh ? _Eeeeeeh ???_
@FormerGovernmentHuman3 ай бұрын
Be a living saint and demand sacred oil wrestling.
@Jake_the_Rake8 жыл бұрын
The hour long videos return! Praise the Arch!
@abbadonexterminator8 жыл бұрын
Praise Arch, the Lorekeeper of the Empire.
@jerec12678 жыл бұрын
our one true lord has returned an hour of misogyny
@Kuro7888 жыл бұрын
Queuing Kingdom of Heaven soundtrack, "Burning the Past," track on loop for this particular occasion and vid.
@andrewduncan78018 жыл бұрын
Jacob Dworak agree
@spacefx13408 жыл бұрын
how dare you, praise the emperor , not arch lol.
@thescreamingguardsmen3438 жыл бұрын
The Guardsmen approves even though they were on a planet that was destroyed by exterminatus.
@InquisitorThomas8 жыл бұрын
Imperial Guardsmen: Identification Lcooper15392 how are you still communicating? Do I have to triple tap the Exterminatus?
@fus1328 жыл бұрын
My battleship's astropats are reporting what he is communicating from the warp. M'lord
@HrothgarHeavenlight8 жыл бұрын
So... he is demon or he sit with our beloved Emperor and drink tea?
@Fanatic8088 жыл бұрын
HrothgarHeavenlight nah I teleported him to a pretty fun daemon club in the warp. Don't worry I'll give em back to you guys once we are done partying.
@Buzzy_Bland8 жыл бұрын
Fanatic808 On behalf of the imperium, I can safely say that we don't want whatever is left back. Keep it.
@samuelsafin65648 жыл бұрын
So Vandire was basically CALIGULA IN SPEEEEHS!
@khaorix26678 жыл бұрын
Samuel Šafin SPEEEEEEEHS!
@TheCorrodedMan7 жыл бұрын
More like Nero IN SPHEEEEHS
@sietsediependaal69626 жыл бұрын
Caligula on steriods in SPEEEHS
@blackvial6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@MrLolguy938 жыл бұрын
Thou shalt not refer to the Daughters of the Emperor as "Bolter Bitches"
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
FatLeon93 Lest you would like to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
@NebAhoy8 жыл бұрын
doesnt have the same ring to it.
@MrAwsomenoob8 жыл бұрын
sly marbo kicks bolter bitches in the balls for fun XD
@HeatIIEXTEND8 жыл бұрын
catchy
@tanall59598 жыл бұрын
'Daemons of Khorne 're gonna eat'cha out like icecream sandwiches once yer Red Rage begins.' -Leman Russ
@calimerohnir33118 жыл бұрын
the sisters of battle receive about as much love from GW as Brettonia did... maybe they just don't like the lys flower symbol?
@melonboi9278 жыл бұрын
Calimero Hœnir well they are getting a re-release
@DarkCT8 жыл бұрын
Right now its a bit more of a holding pattern, but its a better chance now. a Resin character model release, a physical codex, whether or not the contents are good (from what ive heard, it's no Traitor Legions- more a wash for Sisters specifically, but they are not the only faction in the book by a long shot... the books intent seem more of "add a dash of this" to what you already have) is, whether or not i believe it a step in a right direction to that day long hoped for. That said, i don't think it's all that yet, M Frazer. those models on the online store, named Cannoness aside appear more like metal repackagings to me, and the living Saint Celestine isn't on the store anymore. Upshot is the Immolator is back so WOOT more holy fire vehicles in circulation.
@destroyerinazuma966 жыл бұрын
Or they don't like the French...
@robertnelson95995 жыл бұрын
At least they have not received the same treatment as the Squats.
@ethanvallance34375 жыл бұрын
Calimero Hœnir they’re getting new models and rules
@geridionarus6 жыл бұрын
Lorgar who wrote the First Book of Imperial Gospel must have a fielday seeing his turned down "fanfic " that dady censored him for and gave hima scolding for became state religion after the Heresy XD
@Sarindanvelor4 жыл бұрын
tbh if lorgar had just kept his head down until after the heresy he'd probably be running the imperium instead of robot gilamonster
@lisztresurrected94384 жыл бұрын
That was physically painful to read, and I'm not sure if it was the diction, the spelling errors or the perplexing use of double spacing.
@robertnelson95993 жыл бұрын
Then he would be pissed because his old religion was stopping him from spreading the word of the "true" gods.
@toastertech11815 жыл бұрын
age of apostasy: "the raise of the waifus"
@ethanguest34384 жыл бұрын
I thought toasters were more your thing.
@Sarindanvelor4 жыл бұрын
@@ethanguest3438 i mean to a true mechanicus devotee the curves on that power armor of their's should definitely get the sparks flowing
@KirillTheBeast4 жыл бұрын
@@tanjaeubanks That's high gothic spelling for ya
@degeleagel4204 жыл бұрын
Heresy detected
@inquisitionagent90524 жыл бұрын
@@degeleagel420 someone mention heracy?!
@jooasalmi7308 жыл бұрын
the entirety of the Imperial Guard accepts the Emperors Bolter Bitches
@warbaby328 жыл бұрын
True, I'd be ok with Melta Mamas or Flamer Floozies, though. ;)
@teezzsh8 жыл бұрын
or has the old image says thou shalt not call the sisters by the name of bolter bitchs lest thee wish to become the first human in orbit without the aid of a shuttle xD
@MrJedimedic8 жыл бұрын
WarBaby2 "Plasma Pussy"? "Vortex Vixens"?
@TheCorrodedMan8 жыл бұрын
Scott Stoner BATTLE NUNS?
@warbaby328 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Purge Pussies... but that works too. ;)
@MHF0138 жыл бұрын
They are the only non-heretic Waifus.
@Rudevald7 жыл бұрын
Emperor wanted make human webway for eldar hookers thus Eldar are non heretical waifus too!
@creldest7 жыл бұрын
You can always have a Guardswoman waifu for about 15 hours!
@lkvideos71816 жыл бұрын
Ehm .... Sisters of Silence please ....
@ronnibech33766 жыл бұрын
Perhaps a bit late but what about the single and mix regiments girls in the Imperial guard ? Why would you see them as heretics ? also I am sure the female commissars might have a dim view of this sentiment that they apparently also are seen as heretics by You. Even inquisitors take notice if you are not careful. There are some incredible powerful ones in all 3 Ordo's... though perhaps the Officio Assassinorum might already have you insigth if the order have ben giving some of those girls are pretty scary to boot.
@notawarpspawn21076 жыл бұрын
They are but if they saw me the might shot me
@kampfer918 жыл бұрын
How to use the Sisters of Battle ? Point your finger at general direction and scream " HERETIC !"
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
kampfer91 that would also work for the inquisition
@tomicbranislav32 жыл бұрын
Ahh the good old Chiapas Cain.... I loved him
@alecnava54658 жыл бұрын
Praise the emperor, for we all walk in his one hour videos
@Kellett7818 жыл бұрын
The "imperial cult" was started with the Lecto Divinitas , written by Logar primarch of the Word Bearers chapter of Space Marines, proclaiming the Emperor a God. Just saying...
@ahappylictor32148 жыл бұрын
Kellett781 so, blame Lorgar?
@gso6198 жыл бұрын
Blame Lorgar.
@gryf928 жыл бұрын
So it was started by heretic, tho "imperial cult" is heresy.
@MrTawnyMan8 жыл бұрын
I thought it was blame Erebus
@LoydeReed8 жыл бұрын
fucking Lorgar
@no_one01-58 жыл бұрын
Praise Emperor for giving his servant Arch this gift of words!
@MrJedimedic8 жыл бұрын
ilyriandevil Khorne only approves during menstruation.
@TheCorrodedMan8 жыл бұрын
ilyriandevil wøW...ńØt ęvËn WĖ dØ šHĮt łīKē ThãT
@danciortea22785 жыл бұрын
"Book written by simple humans" laughs in Lorgar.
@robbomegavlkafenryka61583 жыл бұрын
*laughs at Loregar
@robbomegavlkafenryka61583 жыл бұрын
@Payton Cantrell “simple”
@tanall59593 жыл бұрын
Well, half that statement is correct.
@legerarts7 жыл бұрын
"It is important to remember that when humans are involved, in anything, it can always get worse."
@patrickmcabee1233 жыл бұрын
Dude you crack me up…🤣 I know this is an old post, but your sense of humor is timeless…. Stay sharp…!
@internetzenmaster89528 жыл бұрын
"Not entirely balanced..." Understatement of the millennium there Arch. Oh, and does anyone else think Goge Vandire is essentially the embodiment of 'a lack of separation between Church and State' taken to the worst possible extreme?
@lucasbeck13915 жыл бұрын
pretty much
@ForestX773 жыл бұрын
“12 year old children aren’t the best source of soldiers” De. Halsey: Yea the age group you want is 7 or 8.
@lieutenantdan93373 жыл бұрын
14:02 The absolute highlight of the video
@shanweeboy6 жыл бұрын
"I can't die! I'm too busy!"
@barrybend71895 жыл бұрын
TTS for the win.
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Wilhelm Klink those are his last words in canon
@barrybend71894 жыл бұрын
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 I was meaning the delivery of the line in TTS.
@Rellana18 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that the ecclesiarchy didn't attempt to excommunicate the Space Marine Chapters at some point,but just maybe they realized doing so would be a extremely bad idea?
@zenoblues77878 жыл бұрын
Rellana1 considering they are made by DNA from the Emperor's sons they are basically part god to the ecclesiarchy there is literally no way they could justify that
@Rellana18 жыл бұрын
Zeno Blues But given that they had a insane leader,I'm guessing making logical decisions wasn't his strong point.
@MaxUltimata8 жыл бұрын
I don't see them shedding any tears over the Traitor Legions.
@HaloFTW557 жыл бұрын
They can **TRY** to excommunicate the Astartes. Good luck with the riots and angry Space Marines (no, not the Angry Marines fan Chapter).
@TheCorrodedMan7 жыл бұрын
Ivan Lee that's how the angry marines were founded,vandire excommunicated them...it didn't end well
@DarkPhoenixGaming928 жыл бұрын
"I don't have time to die. I'm too busy!" LOL. That is hilarious. Makes me think of some dude talking to the grim reaper and shooing him away because he has a meeting in 5 minutes.
@DaytonaRoadster8 жыл бұрын
And then Matt Ward did the best thing ever and made them into paint and hats for the Grey Knights to wear...right Arch? Right?
@ArchYouTube8 жыл бұрын
no.....
@DaytonaRoadster8 жыл бұрын
lol. Somewhere in Arch Senpai's house is a Ward voodoo doll with about 8000 pins in it
@Allbendias8 жыл бұрын
Pins no no no, it would be a mini exterminatus button.
@hitomisalazar40738 жыл бұрын
Forget Ward, Nick Kyme does far worse by the Sisters Sororitas than Ward does in total. Ever look up say 1d4chan's page on the SoBs, talk about "mysoginy" and the like? The reference to a single Dreadnought (They claim hellbrute, but nothing in the story itself says either way and it all is described as a Chaos Dreadnought with a Possessed Champion inside, so minor point) soloing an entire Sisters of Battle Convent, and a Living Saint giving up its divinity? Yeah that's Nick Kyme's work. And it's actually far more insulting in execution than the synopsis ever says. Including Khornate sounding Firedrake Terminator, the complete misunderstanding of what a Living Saint is, and the fact that a single Dreadnought (Or hellbrute if you rather) solo'd an entire convent taking thousands and thousands of bolter shells, multi-meltas, flamers, krak grenades, power weapons and eviscerators, krak missile salvos from Exorcists and showed absolutely zero shits given about it. Only the "Living Saint" giving up her divinity stunned the Dreadnought/Hellbrute (Because Possessed heretic pilot and Daemon Name being uttered) and a thrown thunder hammer instantly annihilated it. At which point the nigh Khornate Salamanders go "Smell you later" and teleport out, leaving the few survivors of this shrine world to die ugly to Chaos. Ever read about that story where the Marines Malevolent whirlwinded the crap out of some Orks and "just happen" to hit civilians too? Yeah Nick Kyme story where the Marines Malevolent were under orders to guard the camp and protect it. AAAAND said camp was a Sisters Hospitallier run medicae camp. And it wasn't actually in Ork territory, the Orks ran over a ridge line and made a long charge across open ground to get to the camp. Meaning that the Marines could have whirlwinded the crap out of the Orks like they did before they were in among the sisters and the injured. Oh, and when the Sister Hospitallier main character got ripshit pissed for being bombarded on, grabbed her stub revolver and decided to decry the Marines as Heretics? Well they told her to fuck off. So she shot one of them. Now a GOOD writer who's not a massive asshat woudl remember that Sisters Hospitallier have access to Acts of Faith and probably would have had the bullet get all Emperor's Wrath and annihilate the guy. Instead it just spanged uselessly off his armor and he backhanded the Sister into crippling injury, about to kill her for daring to strike at her betters before his buddy marine talks her down. For having nutted up hard enough to dare survive and strike at a marine, as ultimate the "good" interpretation of Marines Malevolent is that they respect hardcore bastards like that.
@LordTurtleneck8 жыл бұрын
Reading your post, Hitomi Salazar, I think I genuinely like Nick Kyme.
@feralprocessor9853 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure chaos had a fun time watching this pan out.
@hectorandem29445 жыл бұрын
The Emperor™: He Protects He Attacks But most importantly, *He Tax.*
@robbomegavlkafenryka61583 жыл бұрын
There are only two objective truths in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes
@BaoTran-ox3hr8 жыл бұрын
Finally, another " Happy Ending " in the grim darkness of 40k lore. Praise the God Emperor and Arch for such a wonderful 1 hour long video.
@CatacombD8 жыл бұрын
I wonder if those 12 year old and under girls that Vandire abducted were used to supplement the SoB's after they swore their fealty to Vandire, or if he'd already used them for.... other purposes. : /
@TheCorrodedMan7 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh approves😏
@Furyhunter856 жыл бұрын
I guys we safely could assume that to be true, like first wave of battle sisters would call him sir/his holyness the following waves would call him dad/daddy!!!
@walterclements89055 жыл бұрын
Steve Zirngible Ugly bastard vandire
@nicholasleclerc15834 жыл бұрын
It’s the *grim-dark* future, and they’re ultra-religious, AND in positions of power and privilege, just like the *Catholics priest* ; what do you expect ? (; ) )
@jacthing14 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasleclerc1583 yay it's the Catholic Church....oh no it's the Catholic Church. (Guy from Hellsing ultimate abridged)
@GenJacoty7 жыл бұрын
Just the right tone to get this sort fluff, thank you so much :)
@SultanOfAwesomeness8 жыл бұрын
The Omnissiah is another aspect of the God Emperor.
@patrickobrien83018 жыл бұрын
Well... some evidence suggests this yes, like in mechanicum where Emps heals a knight, but other evidence suggests the omnissiah is something a bit more scary (the dragon of mars)
@hitomisalazar40738 жыл бұрын
There's also a story in one of the Horus Heresy short story collections (forgot which one) which focuses on the Schism on Mars over a Tech-Priest created Abominable Intelligence as a war machine. In which its one of the few times in lore I got to see the "Faith" side of the Machine Cult. They were quite explicit in it "Omnissiah is The Emperor and he wants you to do right by the Imperium" in it. Then again, there was the schism during the Horus Heresy so we can say this stance isn't exactly universal. Buuut considering the Dark Mechanicus got kicked square off Mars we can presume the Mechanicus left on Mars does believe the Omnissiah = Emperor line. Though I do often joke about the Mechanicus being "Pokemon Worshipers" these days since the C'tan were classed down from Overlord Gods to pokemon the Necrons summon to battle for them. And older lore suggesting deep inside Mars the Dragon that Saint George supposedly slain (with the Emperor as Saint George in history) was a C'tan named Void Dragon that he imprisoned inside Mars and knocked out for a long sleep. Somehow. And that the Void Dragon's slumbering dreams shaped the Mars Machine Cult over the millennia so that their faith is spawned by the Void Dragon. Then again, the Warp in 40k is a strange thing. Belief and intent matters so much more than actual action. e.g.: While Khorne like blood, a ritual blood sacrifice to Tzeentch seems to power Tzeentch and not Khorne. If that's the case, could be the case that no matter what inspired the belief the fact that the Cult Mechanicus by and far believes in the Omnissiah as the Emperor kind of makes it true. In the metaphysical sense.
@eeveedude6326 жыл бұрын
Sure, machine priest, whatever prevents civil war.
@theomnissiah-91206 жыл бұрын
Patrick O'Brien lies
@skylark3066 жыл бұрын
machine,heal thyself.
@Tebok735096 жыл бұрын
"My Lord. We have completed our mission. Where would you like us to bring these tens of thousands of little girls from Boris Minor?" "Oh.. Haven't thought that far ahead..I'll get back to you." +A middle aged man in an antiquated suit appears+ "Who the hell are you?!?" "I'm Chris Hansen... Dateline NBC, I need you to have a seat." "What?!? Guards get in he-" "No no... Have a seat please. I have transcripts of your radio messages. Care to explain yourself?" "Role Playing Chatroom bro.." And that is how he was really dethroned. Don't believe the Sister's Propaganda.
@demonmercer27368 жыл бұрын
I love space nuns
@livingbiovirus8 жыл бұрын
demonmercer no bolter bitches.
@fan97758 жыл бұрын
living bio.virus Le HERECY!
@pyrosauria74448 жыл бұрын
It took almost 40 minutes to finally get to the Sisters. Nevertheless this was a good video and I think your right in the fact that Goge was a Slaaneshi worshipper which just...makes his...choosing of the DoE to be...disturbing... owo
@AllYourPals8 жыл бұрын
im kind of surprised he just talked his way past the door the the sanctum as appose to his more... usual methods
@wtrdawnlord6 жыл бұрын
Crimson Lycan Did you actually mean "shutters" - the panels to either side of a window - or "shudder" - trembling in reaction to fear or anxiety?
@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it10 ай бұрын
I would love to see the Ecclesiarchy arguing with the Lion now he is back about the nature of the Emperor. Guiliman is a statesman so would probably TRY and be diplomatic but the Lion...I doubt it even if he has changed.
@ZeInfamousRebellion8 жыл бұрын
This is a damn masterpiece. Been working like a fiend(some 65+ hours a week) and really needed this, holy shit I laughed until I cried. Thanks arch.
@lt.hedgie5498 жыл бұрын
Hey arch. I gotta say thanks for all your videos. I feel like the way you do your lore videos is exactly how 40k lore should be told. they are always good, entertaining, and give a full understanding of the subject. I love the videos. oh and your konrad video is the reason night lords are my favorite traitor chapter and getting a tat of their symbol
@shrimpy81888 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming this is an eagerly awaited video, full of promise but which ultimately tells us nothing new and leaves out the greatest character in the order. Oh, sorry, that was the new Codex. ;)
@Zucadragon8 жыл бұрын
Oh mer gawd. A whole hour to watch. I really like your WH40K lore vids and eventhough I've extensively read a ton of lore, you just have a way of presenting it in a fun and.... Fun way. So yeah, keep it up, totally can't wait to have the time to watch this!
@hellhelghast8 жыл бұрын
Yes, Emperor yes! ANOTHER 1 HOUR VIDEO, PRAISE HIM ON TERRA!
@calimerohnir33118 жыл бұрын
40k would be worth it as an excuse for you to talk about alone! You are one of the best storyteller I have ever heard... energy, tone, pace, wit, jokes... you have everything
@romulusnuma1168 жыл бұрын
40 minutes in and he metions the per-Sisters of Battle I love you arch
@Sara33464 жыл бұрын
Because they weren't officially called that until later in the timeline?
@bol00028 жыл бұрын
This has been one of your very best lore vids. Bloody good job
@GoobusBoobus998 жыл бұрын
Could vandire be a slannesh worshipper that was sent to throw the Imperium into big dark dungeon
@tanall59593 жыл бұрын
More like Slaanesh tickling his pickle, while Tzeentch sits in the background laughing his ass off.
@dispiedark86828 жыл бұрын
Thank you Arch for taking the time and telling this long and outright brilliant back story of the Sisters of battle. I never gave a lot of taught too the Sisters, just taught GW put them in to attract more female player and taught they were a side faction of the inquisition with little back ground. But this was interesting and brutal, cant wait for part 2 !
@KingSeagal8 жыл бұрын
nice to see Arch got off his buttox and released a proper lore video...
@Bob-lr2xp5 жыл бұрын
44:19 before we finally hear anything about the Daughters of the Emperor.
@TheIfifi7 жыл бұрын
"You might think that it couldn't get any worse at this point." 30:00 Hah! Oh I know Warhammer 40k well enough.... It always gets worse.
@feralprocessor9853 Жыл бұрын
A Civil war of faith when the Ruinous powers of chaos are not involved for now.
@cadeyrndragheim228 жыл бұрын
A whole fucking hour... I LOVE YOU
@karlbrooks56938 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU ARCH! your rants are AWESOME! this is the highlight of my day!
@MrJedimedic8 жыл бұрын
Hehe.. hehe... Arch said "Get into the Sisters of Battle"... hehe...
@mrohwellthatslife4338 жыл бұрын
Why the brides of the emperor are so fucking strong, even matching the adaptus astardies or even the custodes (custodes had to convince them to join them instead of just killing them)? Aren't they just an ordinary human beings with power armors and bit extra training then the guardsmen?
@hollyhandgrenade428 жыл бұрын
An hour long lore vid? I gotta get myself some popcorn.
@ninjagia12343 жыл бұрын
I dont have time to die, im too busy. Fucking legend
@Old_Machine_Spirit8 жыл бұрын
The first part of this lore reminds me of the history, rise and eventual clashes of most religions (especially the Catholic and Muslim religions...maybe Mormonism to a degree rise to power wise). Also, does that mean that we'll have our own Vandir in a few years judging how the world is going?
@Catman21233 жыл бұрын
Catch me being sentenced to die by an ecclesiarch by getting my skull crush between the thighs of a member of the Sororitas for calling her a “battle babe.”
@loszhor5 жыл бұрын
58:16 Best death line ever!
@guyswartwood39247 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the time and efforts of providing lore for one of the couple of Imperial armies I want to collect.
@jadovaoliaro8 жыл бұрын
Longer video the better! Even if i dont have time to watch it in all go i prefer these type of videos, can always watch in parts or marathon it!
@ShadowKueken7 жыл бұрын
9:50 O.O oh .... welll ......i hope you have some Mechanicus Lore vids I can watch after this then, cause this definetly shocked me
@bryanbarcelo54406 жыл бұрын
they (the sisters of battle) are not even in the power level of the Death Korps of Krieg. change my mind
@heinzke85125 жыл бұрын
your username is proof enough that your opinion doesn't matter
@middleground71084 жыл бұрын
Where is my shovel?
@kodan78798 жыл бұрын
This is probably your best work yet.
@furrybacon15128 жыл бұрын
I see video is an hour long. PRAISE THE EMPRAH
@disembodiedglances86952 жыл бұрын
If anyone’s interested just in the Sisters of Battle part of the story, the introduction ends at 44:08. Jk, this is a very well-told and interesting video (well, audio)
@Keln028 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the rest :D This is way bette than reading through the wiki :)
@Nickle_King8 жыл бұрын
This was awesome Arch. I always wanted to know more about the Sisters. All I knew was from Soulstorm where I had renamed them The Sisters of Slaughter.
@WaywardLone8 жыл бұрын
"Quick! Sister I need your blood! Oh... Wait your a heretic!"::Bolter Fire::
@petesinton698 жыл бұрын
Love these vids,so educational for someone just getting into 40k like me.Thankyou Arch
@tylermcneeley31368 жыл бұрын
This is more about the Age of Apostosy than the Sisters themselves.
@larkin548 жыл бұрын
I mean that is their origin
@thrupert8 жыл бұрын
Oh, well.
@tylermcneeley31368 жыл бұрын
I know but he spent far more time talking about the Ecclesiarcy, and the Sisters were only brought up in the last ten minutes. Should've called this one the Age of Apostosy instead.
@CatacombD8 жыл бұрын
I agree.... but it's kinda needed to understand where/how/why they came to be. If you tell a 40k lore noob, "The SoB's came about during the age of apostacy, when an all female imperial cult was utilized as an elite force/bodyguard for Vandire." They're probably going to respond with: Who's Vandire? What's the age of apostacy? What's an imperial cult? Why did the forces of the imperium allow this to happen? And so on. This video should've probably been named, "The Age of Apostacy, featuring the introduction to the Sister's of Battle" but oh well.
@LordTurtleneck8 жыл бұрын
The Age of Apostosy is a much more interesting subject than the Sisters, themselves. Power-Armoured "Girrrl Power!"-shit which *narrowly* avoids complete Mary Sue-status by the fact that they're fanatical, doesn't make for particularly interesting characters.
@gagetaylor548 жыл бұрын
"Thou shall not refer to the Adeptus Sororitas as 'Bolter Bitches' or poke fun at their 'Red Rage', lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter space without the aid of a shuttle".
@darkshado1247 жыл бұрын
Never Call a Battle Sister a Bolter Bitch. The last guy that said that had said Bolter shoved up a tube that shall not be named. He now has a deep fear of Bolters.
@nycholaus5 жыл бұрын
Calling a servant of Big E a bitch would make every one of her fellow sisters in the vicinity light you up with heavy flamers. It only takes A LITTLE heresy to feel their wrath.
@TheBouregard8 жыл бұрын
I like it, short nit pick: As far as I have read, Goge Vandire was not shot by a Sister as a proof of faith but by one of his own men (who also didn't knew about the rosarius)
@hunterskidmore16727 жыл бұрын
Goge vandire, thats the nost evil sound name I've ever heard
@grijzejager128 жыл бұрын
Jeez Arch, a whole hour just for the background with another video coming? You are the best.
@codyarcher32638 жыл бұрын
are you sure it wasnt tzeench
@Karlsson19768 жыл бұрын
I would say that it would be Slaanesh
@codyarcher32638 жыл бұрын
Well plotting and doing things for the shits and giggles Slanesh would probaly have him ....touching. the tourture victims
@TheCorrodedMan8 жыл бұрын
Cody Archer oh he was doing way more then just "touching" them😏😏😏
@Squirrel43618 жыл бұрын
Superb video, my good man. Very thorough and well laid out!
@emperorconstantine1.3618 жыл бұрын
How about the sections of the Inquisition and one on the Imperial Ecclesiastical order?
@daithos118 жыл бұрын
Thanks so very much ARCH for making this video! Sisters of Battle are my favorite army/group/faction
@elysia32948 жыл бұрын
daithos11 you mean bolter bitches?
@robertkluck15108 жыл бұрын
I am not getting alerts for your videos or I get them super late, even though I am subscribed
@ArchYouTube8 жыл бұрын
completely normal! it's just youtube being shit....
@Quethonable8 жыл бұрын
Arch Warhammer Interesting, because I do get notifications for Arch's videos, but instead of the video title it comes up with the filename of the video :p
@robertkluck15108 жыл бұрын
Macdeas huh
@robertkluck15108 жыл бұрын
The unfortunate thing is, it is only with you
@RisenOswald8 жыл бұрын
so you subbed great. did you click on the bell and sub there too ?
@troubledturtle23328 жыл бұрын
I love the sisters of battle, they are the reason I got into the game and lore, but they always get the short end of the stick.
@caelvanir85578 жыл бұрын
Nice! Love the bolster bit- wait, NO NO NO NO! *splat*
@DoctorKalkyl7 жыл бұрын
Keep control of your kids.
@datskilltho9168 жыл бұрын
Playing the For Honor beta and getting Lore about my favorite faction! What a time to be alive.
@sidiouswargaming39718 жыл бұрын
After Part 2, Arch are you going to focus on Imperium factions for awhile? I know most people don't like Adeptus Astartes but are you going to make a video of them?? I really like to see a Costodes video since there isn't that much known about them? perhaps a Pseudo Astartes video?
@angelo706 жыл бұрын
Loved your little rant about space Caligula!
@shmee123ful8 жыл бұрын
so I take it by the time the ecclesiarchy got going the surviving primarchs were all dead or had disappeared otherwise they would have smacked the ecclesiarchy over the back of the head
@mdb454248 жыл бұрын
probly, course they useally didnt care about this type of thing until they got attacked.
@shmee123ful8 жыл бұрын
Arch mentioned that ecclesiarchy attacked the space marines and the adeptus mechanicus I was like "On now you done fucked up, now you have fucked up"
@chairmanwoo18788 жыл бұрын
Yes all of the heresy surviving loyalist primarchs had long since either "died" or fucked off to do mysterious and enigmatic things. They didn't really hang around for long after the heresy tbh. Only a few 100 years as I recall.
@hitomisalazar40738 жыл бұрын
And it took about a Millennia for the Cult of the Temple Savior to become the Ecclesiarchy. So there's quite a bit of a gap in there. Though the way Dorn is a raging asshat in the Horus Heresy, particularly towards Ephreti Keeler, I could have seen him getting pissy and trying to purge the entire Imperium of them.
@zenoblues77878 жыл бұрын
That's probably the reason they were able to grow at all pretty any of the loyalists primarchs would have stomped them out if they were around
@RaZeZeRo18 жыл бұрын
oh man I've been waiting for this episode for quite a long time I'm so happy to hear that it's out
@Self-replicating_whatnot8 жыл бұрын
Does SoB power armor on tabletop provide the same level of protection as Astartes power armor? Because it looks far smaller and lighter...
@tanall59598 жыл бұрын
I'm not familiar with the rules per tabletop, however per background the Sisters' power armor is very similar to Space Marine Tactical armor. That said, the Sisters do not have the same level of control as a Space Marine, who have organs implanted specifically for armor control.
@alyssinclair85988 жыл бұрын
Self-replicating whatnot it is closer to the stuff an inquisitor or particularly rich planetary governor would have, rather than space marine power armour.
@hitomisalazar40738 жыл бұрын
If I remember in the Tabletop it provides the same Armor save as Astartes Power armor. And Sisters had a 6 up Invulnerable Save from their Faith, similar to Bretonnians and their "I pray to the lady of the lake, your Cannonball is null and void". However their stat line is worse. Less toughness and WS if I remember so while the armor itself is still just as good, the person inside is not and they're a lot easier to hurt even with the Invulnerable Save. In the RPGs Space Marine Armor of later marks (Aquila Mark 7 and Errant Mark 8) are strictly better than Sororitas armor. Protection wise though Sister's armor is equal to earlier marks in protection (like Corvus Armor and Heresy Armor). However the Enhanced Strength isn't as good. The Auto senses aren't as good (Though gives Targetting assists where normally Astartes Power Armor doesn't because they don't need it), and their size is slimmer. This means they're a little slower (larger strides, faster movement, etc) but they're also harder to hit than say, an Inquisitor in Power Armor which would bulk him up and provide an equal strength boost to Astartes Power Armor. Space Marines use the Black Carapace and its superior connection to power armor that Sisters, Mechanicus, Inquisitors, etc, lack in order to make up for the "Bulk" and remain agile so as to negate the "I'm the size of a shed" issue with hitting them.
@Expax8 жыл бұрын
In the Tabeltop they have power armour, 3+ armor save, 6+ shield of faith. Toughness 3 though, and WS3.
@Self-replicating_whatnot8 жыл бұрын
+Hitomi Salazar Thanks for the detailed explanation, only thing i find strange is why Mechanicus supposed to have any problems *at all* interfacing with their power armor, should they wear one. You would think they'd be just as good as a SM at that, provided they have requisite stuff implanted in their brain - same principle as with servo-arms and mechadendrites.
@brocka37363 жыл бұрын
You got one thing wrong it's not malcador the sigillite it's malcador the hero
@nathanstone74758 жыл бұрын
Arch could you do a lore vid on the adeptus mechanicus
@spiritvdc51093 жыл бұрын
So basically nobody in the 41st Millennium remember the ancient art of non-profit fundraising
@theflu30647 жыл бұрын
The Emperor needs to be reincarnated so he can destroy the corruption in his Empire
@michafraszczak1208 жыл бұрын
Now that is a proper lore video by Arch!
@TN-xx4ih8 жыл бұрын
Where is Robert Guiliman in all of this?
@ravenstrategist13258 жыл бұрын
Roboute Guilliman was already on stasis at that point
@TN-xx4ih8 жыл бұрын
Raven Strategist after the Horus heresy he in a sort of way took command as the leader of imperial forces as the Ultramarines were by far the largest legion left. Yes the high lords of terra were established but surely as he's fighting Xenos he would be thinking Wtf is happenng back home and at lest send some blokes down to sort it out. When you say stasis that isn't a planet is it? 😂😂
@ravenstrategist13258 жыл бұрын
By stasis I intend stasis the process in which a person usually after severe injuries, like in his case, is put in an induced coma.
@TN-xx4ih8 жыл бұрын
Raven Strategist I thought he died in battle?
@ravenstrategist13258 жыл бұрын
no, he was in stasis and thus unable to offer any assistance to anyone