40k Lore, The Sisters of Battle in the Age of Apostasy!

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@Minimoimaximus
@Minimoimaximus 8 жыл бұрын
"When humans are involved in anything, it can always. get. worse." Warhammer 40K in a nutshell.
@Schnittertm1
@Schnittertm1 8 жыл бұрын
If only it were limited to the ficitional 40k universe.
@robertnelson9599
@robertnelson9599 3 жыл бұрын
If we knew any other intelligent races, they would probably make things worse as well.
@franciosdeaeruiu7555
@franciosdeaeruiu7555 3 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 the stupid elves sure do
@michimatsch5862
@michimatsch5862 6 жыл бұрын
The Emperor protects, the emperor attacks, but most importantly: he take your tax.
@bluesap7318
@bluesap7318 5 жыл бұрын
And I buy snacc
@nicholasroach880
@nicholasroach880 5 жыл бұрын
@Eli Gutman bruh that's not socialism. It is straight up imperialism.
@lucasbeck1391
@lucasbeck1391 5 жыл бұрын
@Eli Gutman then every government in existence is atleast a little socialist
@LedoCool1
@LedoCool1 5 жыл бұрын
@Eli Gutman and emperor seized means for production (and destruction).
@sethgilcrist8088
@sethgilcrist8088 5 жыл бұрын
What's tax's? Krieg does not pay taxes krieg sends armies for redemption
@Qardo
@Qardo 5 жыл бұрын
"...For the greater good..." Hold on. Those words did not just leave your mouth.
@AwesomeRaters
@AwesomeRaters 5 жыл бұрын
Hello dear friend we of the inquisition would like to ask you a few questions. Any refusal of said questioning will deem you a heretic and your local sister order will burn you and your hive block to the ground.
@ethanguest3438
@ethanguest3438 4 жыл бұрын
@@AwesomeRaters I'll fetch the flamers
@sleipnirodin2881
@sleipnirodin2881 4 жыл бұрын
@@ethanguest3438 Just hand over my Thunderer Gauntlet, i swear, i will first wrapped it in silk... *For the first strike anyway.*
@hairtrigger8317
@hairtrigger8317 6 жыл бұрын
"Before we get into the sisters" gigitty
@minoreror9961
@minoreror9961 6 жыл бұрын
rly
@danieltilson4912
@danieltilson4912 6 жыл бұрын
@@minoreror9961 yes really pussy
@conghinhphan3665
@conghinhphan3665 6 жыл бұрын
H E R E T I C !
@MegaRaven100
@MegaRaven100 8 жыл бұрын
*'..but before we get INTO the sisters themselves...'* There went my tea all over the screen! Sometimes Arch you crack me up. Trisexual slaanesh humor???
@MegaRaven100
@MegaRaven100 8 жыл бұрын
PS; your LORE video's are the best. It's why we are here! (not the politics!)
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 7 жыл бұрын
He's been awfully slaaneshi ever since he let Alexis narrate...the inquisition is very concerned
@simonmcneilly55
@simonmcneilly55 6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like heresy to me....
@primarisrice6820
@primarisrice6820 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheCorrodedMan explain?
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 5 жыл бұрын
the gaudian Alexis corrupted him to chaos.
@enoughothis
@enoughothis 8 жыл бұрын
Sisters of Battle: an entire army of Joan of Arcs armed with flamethrowers. 100% awesome!
@LordTurtleneck
@LordTurtleneck 8 жыл бұрын
Joan of Arcs? So schizophrenic 14 year-old girls who never actually participated in combat?
@enoughothis
@enoughothis 8 жыл бұрын
No I mean a totally awesome military genius who kicked tremendous amounts of English ass all over France but was sadly betrayed by heretics and unjustly condemned to death. Joan of Arc is a hero in France. The Sisters of Battle even use the Fleur-de-lis as their symbol.
@LordTurtleneck
@LordTurtleneck 8 жыл бұрын
"No I mean a totally awesome military genius who kicked tremendous amounts of English ass all over France but was sadly betrayed by heretics and unjustly condemned to death." Ah. So a fictional character, then.
@enoughothis
@enoughothis 8 жыл бұрын
Yes, indeed. Not unlike a troll under a bridge.
@sentryw4rd
@sentryw4rd 8 жыл бұрын
Guys, you're both wrong. Check her wikipedia, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_of_Arc under military campaigns. She was neither a strategic genius, more of an inspiring figurehead, nor "never on a battlefield". As for her schizophrenia, i guess we'll never know for sure.
@ZGuy0fSci
@ZGuy0fSci 6 жыл бұрын
*"Would have no **_men_** of war under their direct command...."* I see what you did there. :''3
@philiphockenbury6563
@philiphockenbury6563 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta look at the print.
@robertnelson9599
@robertnelson9599 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that someone did not call the Ecclesiarchy out as soon as they saw the Sisters.
@marley7868
@marley7868 2 жыл бұрын
@@robertnelson9599 it's an intentional design flaw that the eclesiarchy has to do that alone is the point politicaly they are made to be dependent and barely aloud to have body guards
@FormerGovernmentHuman
@FormerGovernmentHuman 3 ай бұрын
Eowyn heard this in Rohan and somehow enlisted right away.
@ColtaineCrows
@ColtaineCrows 7 жыл бұрын
"[...]Before we get into the sister's themselves[...]" Hmmm, when _do_ we get into the sister's?
@kitchenjail3546
@kitchenjail3546 5 жыл бұрын
You don't. If anything, they gets onto you, if they decide to do so.
@nicholasleclerc1583
@nicholasleclerc1583 4 жыл бұрын
@General Skalinera // Neon Silver And ain’t that our kind of women, amirite fellas ? Eh ? _Eeeeeeh ???_
@FormerGovernmentHuman
@FormerGovernmentHuman 3 ай бұрын
Be a living saint and demand sacred oil wrestling.
@Jake_the_Rake
@Jake_the_Rake 8 жыл бұрын
The hour long videos return! Praise the Arch!
@abbadonexterminator
@abbadonexterminator 8 жыл бұрын
Praise Arch, the Lorekeeper of the Empire.
@jerec1267
@jerec1267 8 жыл бұрын
our one true lord has returned an hour of misogyny
@Kuro788
@Kuro788 8 жыл бұрын
Queuing Kingdom of Heaven soundtrack, "Burning the Past," track on loop for this particular occasion and vid.
@andrewduncan7801
@andrewduncan7801 8 жыл бұрын
Jacob Dworak agree
@spacefx1340
@spacefx1340 8 жыл бұрын
how dare you, praise the emperor , not arch lol.
@thescreamingguardsmen343
@thescreamingguardsmen343 8 жыл бұрын
The Guardsmen approves even though they were on a planet that was destroyed by exterminatus.
@InquisitorThomas
@InquisitorThomas 8 жыл бұрын
Imperial Guardsmen: Identification Lcooper15392 how are you still communicating? Do I have to triple tap the Exterminatus?
@fus132
@fus132 8 жыл бұрын
My battleship's astropats are reporting what he is communicating from the warp. M'lord
@HrothgarHeavenlight
@HrothgarHeavenlight 8 жыл бұрын
So... he is demon or he sit with our beloved Emperor and drink tea?
@Fanatic808
@Fanatic808 8 жыл бұрын
HrothgarHeavenlight nah I teleported him to a pretty fun daemon club in the warp. Don't worry I'll give em back to you guys once we are done partying.
@Buzzy_Bland
@Buzzy_Bland 8 жыл бұрын
Fanatic808 On behalf of the imperium, I can safely say that we don't want whatever is left back. Keep it.
@samuelsafin6564
@samuelsafin6564 8 жыл бұрын
So Vandire was basically CALIGULA IN SPEEEEHS!
@khaorix2667
@khaorix2667 8 жыл бұрын
Samuel Šafin SPEEEEEEEHS!
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 7 жыл бұрын
More like Nero IN SPHEEEEHS
@sietsediependaal6962
@sietsediependaal6962 6 жыл бұрын
Caligula on steriods in SPEEEHS
@blackvial
@blackvial 6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@MrLolguy93
@MrLolguy93 8 жыл бұрын
Thou shalt not refer to the Daughters of the Emperor as "Bolter Bitches"
@caelvanir8557
@caelvanir8557 8 жыл бұрын
FatLeon93 Lest you would like to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
@NebAhoy
@NebAhoy 8 жыл бұрын
doesnt have the same ring to it.
@MrAwsomenoob
@MrAwsomenoob 8 жыл бұрын
sly marbo kicks bolter bitches in the balls for fun XD
@HeatIIEXTEND
@HeatIIEXTEND 8 жыл бұрын
catchy
@tanall5959
@tanall5959 8 жыл бұрын
'Daemons of Khorne 're gonna eat'cha out like icecream sandwiches once yer Red Rage begins.' -Leman Russ
@calimerohnir3311
@calimerohnir3311 8 жыл бұрын
the sisters of battle receive about as much love from GW as Brettonia did... maybe they just don't like the lys flower symbol?
@melonboi927
@melonboi927 8 жыл бұрын
Calimero Hœnir well they are getting a re-release
@DarkCT
@DarkCT 8 жыл бұрын
Right now its a bit more of a holding pattern, but its a better chance now. a Resin character model release, a physical codex, whether or not the contents are good (from what ive heard, it's no Traitor Legions- more a wash for Sisters specifically, but they are not the only faction in the book by a long shot... the books intent seem more of "add a dash of this" to what you already have) is, whether or not i believe it a step in a right direction to that day long hoped for. That said, i don't think it's all that yet, M Frazer. those models on the online store, named Cannoness aside appear more like metal repackagings to me, and the living Saint Celestine isn't on the store anymore. Upshot is the Immolator is back so WOOT more holy fire vehicles in circulation.
@destroyerinazuma96
@destroyerinazuma96 6 жыл бұрын
Or they don't like the French...
@robertnelson9599
@robertnelson9599 5 жыл бұрын
At least they have not received the same treatment as the Squats.
@ethanvallance3437
@ethanvallance3437 5 жыл бұрын
Calimero Hœnir they’re getting new models and rules
@geridionarus
@geridionarus 6 жыл бұрын
Lorgar who wrote the First Book of Imperial Gospel must have a fielday seeing his turned down "fanfic " that dady censored him for and gave hima scolding for became state religion after the Heresy XD
@Sarindanvelor
@Sarindanvelor 4 жыл бұрын
tbh if lorgar had just kept his head down until after the heresy he'd probably be running the imperium instead of robot gilamonster
@lisztresurrected9438
@lisztresurrected9438 4 жыл бұрын
That was physically painful to read, and I'm not sure if it was the diction, the spelling errors or the perplexing use of double spacing.
@robertnelson9599
@robertnelson9599 3 жыл бұрын
Then he would be pissed because his old religion was stopping him from spreading the word of the "true" gods.
@toastertech1181
@toastertech1181 5 жыл бұрын
age of apostasy: "the raise of the waifus"
@ethanguest3438
@ethanguest3438 4 жыл бұрын
I thought toasters were more your thing.
@Sarindanvelor
@Sarindanvelor 4 жыл бұрын
@@ethanguest3438 i mean to a true mechanicus devotee the curves on that power armor of their's should definitely get the sparks flowing
@KirillTheBeast
@KirillTheBeast 4 жыл бұрын
@@tanjaeubanks That's high gothic spelling for ya
@degeleagel420
@degeleagel420 4 жыл бұрын
Heresy detected
@inquisitionagent9052
@inquisitionagent9052 4 жыл бұрын
@@degeleagel420 someone mention heracy?!
@jooasalmi730
@jooasalmi730 8 жыл бұрын
the entirety of the Imperial Guard accepts the Emperors Bolter Bitches
@warbaby32
@warbaby32 8 жыл бұрын
True, I'd be ok with Melta Mamas or Flamer Floozies, though. ;)
@teezzsh
@teezzsh 8 жыл бұрын
or has the old image says thou shalt not call the sisters by the name of bolter bitchs lest thee wish to become the first human in orbit without the aid of a shuttle xD
@MrJedimedic
@MrJedimedic 8 жыл бұрын
WarBaby2 "Plasma Pussy"? "Vortex Vixens"?
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 8 жыл бұрын
Scott Stoner BATTLE NUNS?
@warbaby32
@warbaby32 8 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Purge Pussies... but that works too. ;)
@MHF013
@MHF013 8 жыл бұрын
They are the only non-heretic Waifus.
@Rudevald
@Rudevald 7 жыл бұрын
Emperor wanted make human webway for eldar hookers thus Eldar are non heretical waifus too!
@creldest
@creldest 7 жыл бұрын
You can always have a Guardswoman waifu for about 15 hours!
@lkvideos7181
@lkvideos7181 6 жыл бұрын
Ehm .... Sisters of Silence please ....
@ronnibech3376
@ronnibech3376 6 жыл бұрын
Perhaps a bit late but what about the single and mix regiments girls in the Imperial guard ? Why would you see them as heretics ? also I am sure the female commissars might have a dim view of this sentiment that they apparently also are seen as heretics by You. Even inquisitors take notice if you are not careful. There are some incredible powerful ones in all 3 Ordo's... though perhaps the Officio Assassinorum might already have you insigth if the order have ben giving some of those girls are pretty scary to boot.
@notawarpspawn2107
@notawarpspawn2107 6 жыл бұрын
They are but if they saw me the might shot me
@kampfer91
@kampfer91 8 жыл бұрын
How to use the Sisters of Battle ? Point your finger at general direction and scream " HERETIC !"
@dionjaywoollaston1349
@dionjaywoollaston1349 4 жыл бұрын
kampfer91 that would also work for the inquisition
@tomicbranislav3
@tomicbranislav3 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh the good old Chiapas Cain.... I loved him
@alecnava5465
@alecnava5465 8 жыл бұрын
Praise the emperor, for we all walk in his one hour videos
@Kellett781
@Kellett781 8 жыл бұрын
The "imperial cult" was started with the Lecto Divinitas , written by Logar primarch of the Word Bearers chapter of Space Marines, proclaiming the Emperor a God. Just saying...
@ahappylictor3214
@ahappylictor3214 8 жыл бұрын
Kellett781 so, blame Lorgar?
@gso619
@gso619 8 жыл бұрын
Blame Lorgar.
@gryf92
@gryf92 8 жыл бұрын
So it was started by heretic, tho "imperial cult" is heresy.
@MrTawnyMan
@MrTawnyMan 8 жыл бұрын
I thought it was blame Erebus
@LoydeReed
@LoydeReed 8 жыл бұрын
fucking Lorgar
@no_one01-5
@no_one01-5 8 жыл бұрын
Praise Emperor for giving his servant Arch this gift of words!
@MrJedimedic
@MrJedimedic 8 жыл бұрын
ilyriandevil Khorne only approves during menstruation.
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 8 жыл бұрын
ilyriandevil wøW...ńØt ęvËn WĖ dØ šHĮt łīKē ThãT
@danciortea2278
@danciortea2278 5 жыл бұрын
"Book written by simple humans" laughs in Lorgar.
@robbomegavlkafenryka6158
@robbomegavlkafenryka6158 3 жыл бұрын
*laughs at Loregar
@robbomegavlkafenryka6158
@robbomegavlkafenryka6158 3 жыл бұрын
@Payton Cantrell “simple”
@tanall5959
@tanall5959 3 жыл бұрын
Well, half that statement is correct.
@legerarts
@legerarts 7 жыл бұрын
"It is important to remember that when humans are involved, in anything, it can always get worse."
@patrickmcabee123
@patrickmcabee123 3 жыл бұрын
Dude you crack me up…🤣 I know this is an old post, but your sense of humor is timeless…. Stay sharp…!
@internetzenmaster8952
@internetzenmaster8952 8 жыл бұрын
"Not entirely balanced..." Understatement of the millennium there Arch. Oh, and does anyone else think Goge Vandire is essentially the embodiment of 'a lack of separation between Church and State' taken to the worst possible extreme?
@lucasbeck1391
@lucasbeck1391 5 жыл бұрын
pretty much
@ForestX77
@ForestX77 3 жыл бұрын
“12 year old children aren’t the best source of soldiers” De. Halsey: Yea the age group you want is 7 or 8.
@lieutenantdan9337
@lieutenantdan9337 3 жыл бұрын
14:02 The absolute highlight of the video
@shanweeboy
@shanweeboy 6 жыл бұрын
"I can't die! I'm too busy!"
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 5 жыл бұрын
TTS for the win.
@dionjaywoollaston1349
@dionjaywoollaston1349 4 жыл бұрын
Wilhelm Klink those are his last words in canon
@barrybend7189
@barrybend7189 4 жыл бұрын
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 I was meaning the delivery of the line in TTS.
@Rellana1
@Rellana1 8 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that the ecclesiarchy didn't attempt to excommunicate the Space Marine Chapters at some point,but just maybe they realized doing so would be a extremely bad idea?
@zenoblues7787
@zenoblues7787 8 жыл бұрын
Rellana1 considering they are made by DNA from the Emperor's sons they are basically part god to the ecclesiarchy there is literally no way they could justify that
@Rellana1
@Rellana1 8 жыл бұрын
Zeno Blues But given that they had a insane leader,I'm guessing making logical decisions wasn't his strong point.
@MaxUltimata
@MaxUltimata 8 жыл бұрын
I don't see them shedding any tears over the Traitor Legions.
@HaloFTW55
@HaloFTW55 7 жыл бұрын
They can **TRY** to excommunicate the Astartes. Good luck with the riots and angry Space Marines (no, not the Angry Marines fan Chapter).
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 7 жыл бұрын
Ivan Lee that's how the angry marines were founded,vandire excommunicated them...it didn't end well
@DarkPhoenixGaming92
@DarkPhoenixGaming92 8 жыл бұрын
"I don't have time to die. I'm too busy!" LOL. That is hilarious. Makes me think of some dude talking to the grim reaper and shooing him away because he has a meeting in 5 minutes.
@DaytonaRoadster
@DaytonaRoadster 8 жыл бұрын
And then Matt Ward did the best thing ever and made them into paint and hats for the Grey Knights to wear...right Arch? Right?
@ArchYouTube
@ArchYouTube 8 жыл бұрын
no.....
@DaytonaRoadster
@DaytonaRoadster 8 жыл бұрын
lol. Somewhere in Arch Senpai's house is a Ward voodoo doll with about 8000 pins in it
@Allbendias
@Allbendias 8 жыл бұрын
Pins no no no, it would be a mini exterminatus button.
@hitomisalazar4073
@hitomisalazar4073 8 жыл бұрын
Forget Ward, Nick Kyme does far worse by the Sisters Sororitas than Ward does in total. Ever look up say 1d4chan's page on the SoBs, talk about "mysoginy" and the like? The reference to a single Dreadnought (They claim hellbrute, but nothing in the story itself says either way and it all is described as a Chaos Dreadnought with a Possessed Champion inside, so minor point) soloing an entire Sisters of Battle Convent, and a Living Saint giving up its divinity? Yeah that's Nick Kyme's work. And it's actually far more insulting in execution than the synopsis ever says. Including Khornate sounding Firedrake Terminator, the complete misunderstanding of what a Living Saint is, and the fact that a single Dreadnought (Or hellbrute if you rather) solo'd an entire convent taking thousands and thousands of bolter shells, multi-meltas, flamers, krak grenades, power weapons and eviscerators, krak missile salvos from Exorcists and showed absolutely zero shits given about it. Only the "Living Saint" giving up her divinity stunned the Dreadnought/Hellbrute (Because Possessed heretic pilot and Daemon Name being uttered) and a thrown thunder hammer instantly annihilated it. At which point the nigh Khornate Salamanders go "Smell you later" and teleport out, leaving the few survivors of this shrine world to die ugly to Chaos. Ever read about that story where the Marines Malevolent whirlwinded the crap out of some Orks and "just happen" to hit civilians too? Yeah Nick Kyme story where the Marines Malevolent were under orders to guard the camp and protect it. AAAAND said camp was a Sisters Hospitallier run medicae camp. And it wasn't actually in Ork territory, the Orks ran over a ridge line and made a long charge across open ground to get to the camp. Meaning that the Marines could have whirlwinded the crap out of the Orks like they did before they were in among the sisters and the injured. Oh, and when the Sister Hospitallier main character got ripshit pissed for being bombarded on, grabbed her stub revolver and decided to decry the Marines as Heretics? Well they told her to fuck off. So she shot one of them. Now a GOOD writer who's not a massive asshat woudl remember that Sisters Hospitallier have access to Acts of Faith and probably would have had the bullet get all Emperor's Wrath and annihilate the guy. Instead it just spanged uselessly off his armor and he backhanded the Sister into crippling injury, about to kill her for daring to strike at her betters before his buddy marine talks her down. For having nutted up hard enough to dare survive and strike at a marine, as ultimate the "good" interpretation of Marines Malevolent is that they respect hardcore bastards like that.
@LordTurtleneck
@LordTurtleneck 8 жыл бұрын
Reading your post, Hitomi Salazar, I think I genuinely like Nick Kyme.
@feralprocessor9853
@feralprocessor9853 Жыл бұрын
I'm sure chaos had a fun time watching this pan out.
@hectorandem2944
@hectorandem2944 5 жыл бұрын
The Emperor™: He Protects He Attacks But most importantly, *He Tax.*
@robbomegavlkafenryka6158
@robbomegavlkafenryka6158 3 жыл бұрын
There are only two objective truths in life: 1. Death 2. Taxes
@BaoTran-ox3hr
@BaoTran-ox3hr 8 жыл бұрын
Finally, another " Happy Ending " in the grim darkness of 40k lore. Praise the God Emperor and Arch for such a wonderful 1 hour long video.
@CatacombD
@CatacombD 8 жыл бұрын
I wonder if those 12 year old and under girls that Vandire abducted were used to supplement the SoB's after they swore their fealty to Vandire, or if he'd already used them for.... other purposes. : /
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 7 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh approves😏
@Furyhunter85
@Furyhunter85 6 жыл бұрын
I guys we safely could assume that to be true, like first wave of battle sisters would call him sir/his holyness the following waves would call him dad/daddy!!!
@walterclements8905
@walterclements8905 5 жыл бұрын
Steve Zirngible Ugly bastard vandire
@nicholasleclerc1583
@nicholasleclerc1583 4 жыл бұрын
It’s the *grim-dark* future, and they’re ultra-religious, AND in positions of power and privilege, just like the *Catholics priest* ; what do you expect ? (; ) )
@jacthing1
@jacthing1 4 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasleclerc1583 yay it's the Catholic Church....oh no it's the Catholic Church. (Guy from Hellsing ultimate abridged)
@GenJacoty
@GenJacoty 7 жыл бұрын
Just the right tone to get this sort fluff, thank you so much :)
@SultanOfAwesomeness
@SultanOfAwesomeness 8 жыл бұрын
The Omnissiah is another aspect of the God Emperor.
@patrickobrien8301
@patrickobrien8301 8 жыл бұрын
Well... some evidence suggests this yes, like in mechanicum where Emps heals a knight, but other evidence suggests the omnissiah is something a bit more scary (the dragon of mars)
@hitomisalazar4073
@hitomisalazar4073 8 жыл бұрын
There's also a story in one of the Horus Heresy short story collections (forgot which one) which focuses on the Schism on Mars over a Tech-Priest created Abominable Intelligence as a war machine. In which its one of the few times in lore I got to see the "Faith" side of the Machine Cult. They were quite explicit in it "Omnissiah is The Emperor and he wants you to do right by the Imperium" in it. Then again, there was the schism during the Horus Heresy so we can say this stance isn't exactly universal. Buuut considering the Dark Mechanicus got kicked square off Mars we can presume the Mechanicus left on Mars does believe the Omnissiah = Emperor line. Though I do often joke about the Mechanicus being "Pokemon Worshipers" these days since the C'tan were classed down from Overlord Gods to pokemon the Necrons summon to battle for them. And older lore suggesting deep inside Mars the Dragon that Saint George supposedly slain (with the Emperor as Saint George in history) was a C'tan named Void Dragon that he imprisoned inside Mars and knocked out for a long sleep. Somehow. And that the Void Dragon's slumbering dreams shaped the Mars Machine Cult over the millennia so that their faith is spawned by the Void Dragon. Then again, the Warp in 40k is a strange thing. Belief and intent matters so much more than actual action. e.g.: While Khorne like blood, a ritual blood sacrifice to Tzeentch seems to power Tzeentch and not Khorne. If that's the case, could be the case that no matter what inspired the belief the fact that the Cult Mechanicus by and far believes in the Omnissiah as the Emperor kind of makes it true. In the metaphysical sense.
@eeveedude632
@eeveedude632 6 жыл бұрын
Sure, machine priest, whatever prevents civil war.
@theomnissiah-9120
@theomnissiah-9120 6 жыл бұрын
Patrick O'Brien lies
@skylark306
@skylark306 6 жыл бұрын
machine,heal thyself.
@Tebok73509
@Tebok73509 6 жыл бұрын
"My Lord. We have completed our mission. Where would you like us to bring these tens of thousands of little girls from Boris Minor?" "Oh.. Haven't thought that far ahead..I'll get back to you." +A middle aged man in an antiquated suit appears+ "Who the hell are you?!?" "I'm Chris Hansen... Dateline NBC, I need you to have a seat." "What?!? Guards get in he-" "No no... Have a seat please. I have transcripts of your radio messages. Care to explain yourself?" "Role Playing Chatroom bro.." And that is how he was really dethroned. Don't believe the Sister's Propaganda.
@demonmercer2736
@demonmercer2736 8 жыл бұрын
I love space nuns
@livingbiovirus
@livingbiovirus 8 жыл бұрын
demonmercer no bolter bitches.
@fan9775
@fan9775 8 жыл бұрын
living bio.virus Le HERECY!
@pyrosauria7444
@pyrosauria7444 8 жыл бұрын
It took almost 40 minutes to finally get to the Sisters. Nevertheless this was a good video and I think your right in the fact that Goge was a Slaaneshi worshipper which just...makes his...choosing of the DoE to be...disturbing... owo
@AllYourPals
@AllYourPals 8 жыл бұрын
im kind of surprised he just talked his way past the door the the sanctum as appose to his more... usual methods
@wtrdawnlord
@wtrdawnlord 6 жыл бұрын
Crimson Lycan Did you actually mean "shutters" - the panels to either side of a window - or "shudder" - trembling in reaction to fear or anxiety?
@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 10 ай бұрын
I would love to see the Ecclesiarchy arguing with the Lion now he is back about the nature of the Emperor. Guiliman is a statesman so would probably TRY and be diplomatic but the Lion...I doubt it even if he has changed.
@ZeInfamousRebellion
@ZeInfamousRebellion 8 жыл бұрын
This is a damn masterpiece. Been working like a fiend(some 65+ hours a week) and really needed this, holy shit I laughed until I cried. Thanks arch.
@lt.hedgie549
@lt.hedgie549 8 жыл бұрын
Hey arch. I gotta say thanks for all your videos. I feel like the way you do your lore videos is exactly how 40k lore should be told. they are always good, entertaining, and give a full understanding of the subject. I love the videos. oh and your konrad video is the reason night lords are my favorite traitor chapter and getting a tat of their symbol
@shrimpy8188
@shrimpy8188 8 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming this is an eagerly awaited video, full of promise but which ultimately tells us nothing new and leaves out the greatest character in the order. Oh, sorry, that was the new Codex. ;)
@Zucadragon
@Zucadragon 8 жыл бұрын
Oh mer gawd. A whole hour to watch. I really like your WH40K lore vids and eventhough I've extensively read a ton of lore, you just have a way of presenting it in a fun and.... Fun way. So yeah, keep it up, totally can't wait to have the time to watch this!
@hellhelghast
@hellhelghast 8 жыл бұрын
Yes, Emperor yes! ANOTHER 1 HOUR VIDEO, PRAISE HIM ON TERRA!
@calimerohnir3311
@calimerohnir3311 8 жыл бұрын
40k would be worth it as an excuse for you to talk about alone! You are one of the best storyteller I have ever heard... energy, tone, pace, wit, jokes... you have everything
@romulusnuma116
@romulusnuma116 8 жыл бұрын
40 minutes in and he metions the per-Sisters of Battle I love you arch
@Sara3346
@Sara3346 4 жыл бұрын
Because they weren't officially called that until later in the timeline?
@bol0002
@bol0002 8 жыл бұрын
This has been one of your very best lore vids. Bloody good job
@GoobusBoobus99
@GoobusBoobus99 8 жыл бұрын
Could vandire be a slannesh worshipper that was sent to throw the Imperium into big dark dungeon
@tanall5959
@tanall5959 3 жыл бұрын
More like Slaanesh tickling his pickle, while Tzeentch sits in the background laughing his ass off.
@dispiedark8682
@dispiedark8682 8 жыл бұрын
Thank you Arch for taking the time and telling this long and outright brilliant back story of the Sisters of battle. I never gave a lot of taught too the Sisters, just taught GW put them in to attract more female player and taught they were a side faction of the inquisition with little back ground. But this was interesting and brutal, cant wait for part 2 !
@KingSeagal
@KingSeagal 8 жыл бұрын
nice to see Arch got off his buttox and released a proper lore video...
@Bob-lr2xp
@Bob-lr2xp 5 жыл бұрын
44:19 before we finally hear anything about the Daughters of the Emperor.
@TheIfifi
@TheIfifi 7 жыл бұрын
"You might think that it couldn't get any worse at this point." 30:00 Hah! Oh I know Warhammer 40k well enough.... It always gets worse.
@feralprocessor9853
@feralprocessor9853 Жыл бұрын
A Civil war of faith when the Ruinous powers of chaos are not involved for now.
@cadeyrndragheim22
@cadeyrndragheim22 8 жыл бұрын
A whole fucking hour... I LOVE YOU
@karlbrooks5693
@karlbrooks5693 8 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU ARCH! your rants are AWESOME! this is the highlight of my day!
@MrJedimedic
@MrJedimedic 8 жыл бұрын
Hehe.. hehe... Arch said "Get into the Sisters of Battle"... hehe...
@mrohwellthatslife433
@mrohwellthatslife433 8 жыл бұрын
Why the brides of the emperor are so fucking strong, even matching the adaptus astardies or even the custodes (custodes had to convince them to join them instead of just killing them)? Aren't they just an ordinary human beings with power armors and bit extra training then the guardsmen?
@hollyhandgrenade42
@hollyhandgrenade42 8 жыл бұрын
An hour long lore vid? I gotta get myself some popcorn.
@ninjagia1234
@ninjagia1234 3 жыл бұрын
I dont have time to die, im too busy. Fucking legend
@Old_Machine_Spirit
@Old_Machine_Spirit 8 жыл бұрын
The first part of this lore reminds me of the history, rise and eventual clashes of most religions (especially the Catholic and Muslim religions...maybe Mormonism to a degree rise to power wise). Also, does that mean that we'll have our own Vandir in a few years judging how the world is going?
@Catman2123
@Catman2123 3 жыл бұрын
Catch me being sentenced to die by an ecclesiarch by getting my skull crush between the thighs of a member of the Sororitas for calling her a “battle babe.”
@loszhor
@loszhor 5 жыл бұрын
58:16 Best death line ever!
@guyswartwood3924
@guyswartwood3924 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the time and efforts of providing lore for one of the couple of Imperial armies I want to collect.
@jadovaoliaro
@jadovaoliaro 8 жыл бұрын
Longer video the better! Even if i dont have time to watch it in all go i prefer these type of videos, can always watch in parts or marathon it!
@ShadowKueken
@ShadowKueken 7 жыл бұрын
9:50 O.O oh .... welll ......i hope you have some Mechanicus Lore vids I can watch after this then, cause this definetly shocked me
@bryanbarcelo5440
@bryanbarcelo5440 6 жыл бұрын
they (the sisters of battle) are not even in the power level of the Death Korps of Krieg. change my mind
@heinzke8512
@heinzke8512 5 жыл бұрын
your username is proof enough that your opinion doesn't matter
@middleground7108
@middleground7108 4 жыл бұрын
Where is my shovel?
@kodan7879
@kodan7879 8 жыл бұрын
This is probably your best work yet.
@furrybacon1512
@furrybacon1512 8 жыл бұрын
I see video is an hour long. PRAISE THE EMPRAH
@disembodiedglances8695
@disembodiedglances8695 2 жыл бұрын
If anyone’s interested just in the Sisters of Battle part of the story, the introduction ends at 44:08. Jk, this is a very well-told and interesting video (well, audio)
@Keln02
@Keln02 8 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the rest :D This is way bette than reading through the wiki :)
@Nickle_King
@Nickle_King 8 жыл бұрын
This was awesome Arch. I always wanted to know more about the Sisters. All I knew was from Soulstorm where I had renamed them The Sisters of Slaughter.
@WaywardLone
@WaywardLone 8 жыл бұрын
"Quick! Sister I need your blood! Oh... Wait your a heretic!"::Bolter Fire::
@petesinton69
@petesinton69 8 жыл бұрын
Love these vids,so educational for someone just getting into 40k like me.Thankyou Arch
@tylermcneeley3136
@tylermcneeley3136 8 жыл бұрын
This is more about the Age of Apostosy than the Sisters themselves.
@larkin54
@larkin54 8 жыл бұрын
I mean that is their origin
@thrupert
@thrupert 8 жыл бұрын
Oh, well.
@tylermcneeley3136
@tylermcneeley3136 8 жыл бұрын
I know but he spent far more time talking about the Ecclesiarcy, and the Sisters were only brought up in the last ten minutes. Should've called this one the Age of Apostosy instead.
@CatacombD
@CatacombD 8 жыл бұрын
I agree.... but it's kinda needed to understand where/how/why they came to be. If you tell a 40k lore noob, "The SoB's came about during the age of apostacy, when an all female imperial cult was utilized as an elite force/bodyguard for Vandire." They're probably going to respond with: Who's Vandire? What's the age of apostacy? What's an imperial cult? Why did the forces of the imperium allow this to happen? And so on. This video should've probably been named, "The Age of Apostacy, featuring the introduction to the Sister's of Battle" but oh well.
@LordTurtleneck
@LordTurtleneck 8 жыл бұрын
The Age of Apostosy is a much more interesting subject than the Sisters, themselves. Power-Armoured "Girrrl Power!"-shit which *narrowly* avoids complete Mary Sue-status by the fact that they're fanatical, doesn't make for particularly interesting characters.
@gagetaylor54
@gagetaylor54 8 жыл бұрын
"Thou shall not refer to the Adeptus Sororitas as 'Bolter Bitches' or poke fun at their 'Red Rage', lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter space without the aid of a shuttle".
@darkshado124
@darkshado124 7 жыл бұрын
Never Call a Battle Sister a Bolter Bitch. The last guy that said that had said Bolter shoved up a tube that shall not be named. He now has a deep fear of Bolters.
@nycholaus
@nycholaus 5 жыл бұрын
Calling a servant of Big E a bitch would make every one of her fellow sisters in the vicinity light you up with heavy flamers. It only takes A LITTLE heresy to feel their wrath.
@TheBouregard
@TheBouregard 8 жыл бұрын
I like it, short nit pick: As far as I have read, Goge Vandire was not shot by a Sister as a proof of faith but by one of his own men (who also didn't knew about the rosarius)
@hunterskidmore1672
@hunterskidmore1672 7 жыл бұрын
Goge vandire, thats the nost evil sound name I've ever heard
@grijzejager12
@grijzejager12 8 жыл бұрын
Jeez Arch, a whole hour just for the background with another video coming? You are the best.
@codyarcher3263
@codyarcher3263 8 жыл бұрын
are you sure it wasnt tzeench
@Karlsson1976
@Karlsson1976 8 жыл бұрын
I would say that it would be Slaanesh
@codyarcher3263
@codyarcher3263 8 жыл бұрын
Well plotting and doing things for the shits and giggles Slanesh would probaly have him ....touching. the tourture victims
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 8 жыл бұрын
Cody Archer oh he was doing way more then just "touching" them😏😏😏
@Squirrel4361
@Squirrel4361 8 жыл бұрын
Superb video, my good man. Very thorough and well laid out!
@emperorconstantine1.361
@emperorconstantine1.361 8 жыл бұрын
How about the sections of the Inquisition and one on the Imperial Ecclesiastical order?
@daithos11
@daithos11 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks so very much ARCH for making this video! Sisters of Battle are my favorite army/group/faction
@elysia3294
@elysia3294 8 жыл бұрын
daithos11 you mean bolter bitches?
@robertkluck1510
@robertkluck1510 8 жыл бұрын
I am not getting alerts for your videos or I get them super late, even though I am subscribed
@ArchYouTube
@ArchYouTube 8 жыл бұрын
completely normal! it's just youtube being shit....
@Quethonable
@Quethonable 8 жыл бұрын
Arch Warhammer Interesting, because I do get notifications for Arch's videos, but instead of the video title it comes up with the filename of the video :p
@robertkluck1510
@robertkluck1510 8 жыл бұрын
Macdeas huh
@robertkluck1510
@robertkluck1510 8 жыл бұрын
The unfortunate thing is, it is only with you
@RisenOswald
@RisenOswald 8 жыл бұрын
so you subbed great. did you click on the bell and sub there too ?
@troubledturtle2332
@troubledturtle2332 8 жыл бұрын
I love the sisters of battle, they are the reason I got into the game and lore, but they always get the short end of the stick.
@caelvanir8557
@caelvanir8557 8 жыл бұрын
Nice! Love the bolster bit- wait, NO NO NO NO! *splat*
@DoctorKalkyl
@DoctorKalkyl 7 жыл бұрын
Keep control of your kids.
@datskilltho916
@datskilltho916 8 жыл бұрын
Playing the For Honor beta and getting Lore about my favorite faction! What a time to be alive.
@sidiouswargaming3971
@sidiouswargaming3971 8 жыл бұрын
After Part 2, Arch are you going to focus on Imperium factions for awhile? I know most people don't like Adeptus Astartes but are you going to make a video of them?? I really like to see a Costodes video since there isn't that much known about them? perhaps a Pseudo Astartes video?
@angelo70
@angelo70 6 жыл бұрын
Loved your little rant about space Caligula!
@shmee123ful
@shmee123ful 8 жыл бұрын
so I take it by the time the ecclesiarchy got going the surviving primarchs were all dead or had disappeared otherwise they would have smacked the ecclesiarchy over the back of the head
@mdb45424
@mdb45424 8 жыл бұрын
probly, course they useally didnt care about this type of thing until they got attacked.
@shmee123ful
@shmee123ful 8 жыл бұрын
Arch mentioned that ecclesiarchy attacked the space marines and the adeptus mechanicus I was like "On now you done fucked up, now you have fucked up"
@chairmanwoo1878
@chairmanwoo1878 8 жыл бұрын
Yes all of the heresy surviving loyalist primarchs had long since either "died" or fucked off to do mysterious and enigmatic things. They didn't really hang around for long after the heresy tbh. Only a few 100 years as I recall.
@hitomisalazar4073
@hitomisalazar4073 8 жыл бұрын
And it took about a Millennia for the Cult of the Temple Savior to become the Ecclesiarchy. So there's quite a bit of a gap in there. Though the way Dorn is a raging asshat in the Horus Heresy, particularly towards Ephreti Keeler, I could have seen him getting pissy and trying to purge the entire Imperium of them.
@zenoblues7787
@zenoblues7787 8 жыл бұрын
That's probably the reason they were able to grow at all pretty any of the loyalists primarchs would have stomped them out if they were around
@RaZeZeRo1
@RaZeZeRo1 8 жыл бұрын
oh man I've been waiting for this episode for quite a long time I'm so happy to hear that it's out
@Self-replicating_whatnot
@Self-replicating_whatnot 8 жыл бұрын
Does SoB power armor on tabletop provide the same level of protection as Astartes power armor? Because it looks far smaller and lighter...
@tanall5959
@tanall5959 8 жыл бұрын
I'm not familiar with the rules per tabletop, however per background the Sisters' power armor is very similar to Space Marine Tactical armor. That said, the Sisters do not have the same level of control as a Space Marine, who have organs implanted specifically for armor control.
@alyssinclair8598
@alyssinclair8598 8 жыл бұрын
Self-replicating whatnot it is closer to the stuff an inquisitor or particularly rich planetary governor would have, rather than space marine power armour.
@hitomisalazar4073
@hitomisalazar4073 8 жыл бұрын
If I remember in the Tabletop it provides the same Armor save as Astartes Power armor. And Sisters had a 6 up Invulnerable Save from their Faith, similar to Bretonnians and their "I pray to the lady of the lake, your Cannonball is null and void". However their stat line is worse. Less toughness and WS if I remember so while the armor itself is still just as good, the person inside is not and they're a lot easier to hurt even with the Invulnerable Save. In the RPGs Space Marine Armor of later marks (Aquila Mark 7 and Errant Mark 8) are strictly better than Sororitas armor. Protection wise though Sister's armor is equal to earlier marks in protection (like Corvus Armor and Heresy Armor). However the Enhanced Strength isn't as good. The Auto senses aren't as good (Though gives Targetting assists where normally Astartes Power Armor doesn't because they don't need it), and their size is slimmer. This means they're a little slower (larger strides, faster movement, etc) but they're also harder to hit than say, an Inquisitor in Power Armor which would bulk him up and provide an equal strength boost to Astartes Power Armor. Space Marines use the Black Carapace and its superior connection to power armor that Sisters, Mechanicus, Inquisitors, etc, lack in order to make up for the "Bulk" and remain agile so as to negate the "I'm the size of a shed" issue with hitting them.
@Expax
@Expax 8 жыл бұрын
In the Tabeltop they have power armour, 3+ armor save, 6+ shield of faith. Toughness 3 though, and WS3.
@Self-replicating_whatnot
@Self-replicating_whatnot 8 жыл бұрын
+Hitomi Salazar Thanks for the detailed explanation, only thing i find strange is why Mechanicus supposed to have any problems *at all* interfacing with their power armor, should they wear one. You would think they'd be just as good as a SM at that, provided they have requisite stuff implanted in their brain - same principle as with servo-arms and mechadendrites.
@brocka3736
@brocka3736 3 жыл бұрын
You got one thing wrong it's not malcador the sigillite it's malcador the hero
@nathanstone7475
@nathanstone7475 8 жыл бұрын
Arch could you do a lore vid on the adeptus mechanicus
@spiritvdc5109
@spiritvdc5109 3 жыл бұрын
So basically nobody in the 41st Millennium remember the ancient art of non-profit fundraising
@theflu3064
@theflu3064 7 жыл бұрын
The Emperor needs to be reincarnated so he can destroy the corruption in his Empire
@michafraszczak120
@michafraszczak120 8 жыл бұрын
Now that is a proper lore video by Arch!
@TN-xx4ih
@TN-xx4ih 8 жыл бұрын
Where is Robert Guiliman in all of this?
@ravenstrategist1325
@ravenstrategist1325 8 жыл бұрын
Roboute Guilliman was already on stasis at that point
@TN-xx4ih
@TN-xx4ih 8 жыл бұрын
Raven Strategist after the Horus heresy he in a sort of way took command as the leader of imperial forces as the Ultramarines were by far the largest legion left. Yes the high lords of terra were established but surely as he's fighting Xenos he would be thinking Wtf is happenng back home and at lest send some blokes down to sort it out. When you say stasis that isn't a planet is it? 😂😂
@ravenstrategist1325
@ravenstrategist1325 8 жыл бұрын
By stasis I intend stasis the process in which a person usually after severe injuries, like in his case, is put in an induced coma.
@TN-xx4ih
@TN-xx4ih 8 жыл бұрын
Raven Strategist I thought he died in battle?
@ravenstrategist1325
@ravenstrategist1325 8 жыл бұрын
no, he was in stasis and thus unable to offer any assistance to anyone
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