40k Lore, The War For Armageddon, Chaos Invasion!

[@jamesgarratt1043]

this is quite detailed for a hypothetical situation... that never happened

[@kitchenjail3546]

Certanly Sir. This man has an amazing imagination and excellent knowledge of how the powers of the warp operate. With that kind of insight, it's very easy to make such hypostheical plans, of course. How else do you think the grand strategists of the Astra Militarum make their plans and contingencies?

[@lemanwolfinruss1905]

I'm here for my sons.

[@The_Crimson_Fucker]

@@kitchenjail3546 The grand strategists of the Astra Millitarum possess detailed knowledge of the powers of the warp? *THEY ARE HERETICS, PURGE THEM!*

[@ConfusedGuardsman]

@@lemanwolfinruss1905 Ahh, the father of the ferocious puppies!

[@jamst123]

If the universe is infinite then it has or will have happened.. and everything ever imagined. Food for thought.

[@DarthCuddlefluff]

Chaos?! On Armageddon?! WE HAVE TO [R E D A C T E D B Y T H E I N Q U I S I T O N] *bolter shot* Everything is fine. Please continue about your business. Emperor Protects.

[@f.powell8724]

Okay

[@Andy_Sidaris]

@@f.powell8724 Okay

[@derekburge5294]

*LOUD INQUISITORIAL COUGHING*

[@baker90338]

*_inquisitorial party crashing intensifies_*

[@TheCorrodedMan]

(Resident word bearers preacher slowly inches behind a light pole)

[@echolight2366]

*alpha legion Sorcerer hides in the warp*

[@PwnedDuck]

Derek Burge LOUD INQUISITORIAL BLAMMING

[@mikhailbychkov5042]

*Exterminatus intensifies*

[@macrux152__8]

Arch, why is the Inquisition looking up my internet history? Arch? Arrch?

[@gfg1651]

run

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

+++ incoming transmission +++ +++ decrypting +++ +++ authorisation seal: =][= +++ +++ Michael Straub-Riedler, multiple sources have reported you for heresy 2nd degree, possession of illicit stims, possession of an illegal weapons and harbouring and/or aiding and abetting enemies of the Imperium. +++ +++ sentence.. +++ +++ excommunicatus traitoris +++ +++ report to precinct HQ for summary execution. +++

[@gfg1651]

@@Inquisitor_Vex sry curently deploid in the Cold shoulder System you gonna have 2 pick me up

[@Inquisitor_Vex]

+++ Michael Straub-Riedler, We recommend you report for your execution before 0.822.019.M03 (Monday 9pm). Failure to attend will result in more charges against you. +++

[@gfg1651]

Sry my executor has been eaten by tyranids that woud make me next highest Officer... we gonna talke aboud that after i saved the planet

[@Wimplo86]

"You're gonna purge the entire planet!?" "Lord Inquisitor this isn't fair!" Inquisitor: "FAIR!? I'll tell you what's not fair! Spending a lifetime in a discount hobby store, watching all the other miniatures be sold!"

[@Buzzy_Bland]

Wimplo86 Pfffft!..... **laughter** Shut... shut the fuck up!

[@lamichka]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!

[@hunterv9983]

Stinky Pete. Someone is going to by you.

[@barrybend7189]

Johnny play me something quick!

[@thydzz2180]

What's not fair is what the Space Wolves did to the Inquisition and the Gray Knights,

[@peterpan4962]

You know, you have to wonder how fucked the inquisition is when a bunch of genetically enhanced super soldiers who spare no excuse to spill the blood of anyone say, "you know, this might be a bit excessive".

[@notinspectorgadget]

The salamanders aren't the average post-human supersoldiers, they actually give a shit about the people they were explicitly created to protect. almost every other chapter seems to have forgotten or flat out ignored that particular piece of information.

[@MsHaiducu]

@@notinspectorgadget Ultramarines,black dragons,lamenters,blood angels and to some extent the crimson fists.There are others who care.But none as much as the salamanders and the lamenters.

[@notinspectorgadget]

@@MsHaiducu *almost*

[@BR4IN1N4J4R]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

[@redhood7670]

Jared Hays everyone knows of khorne flakes but no one knows of kroot loops

[@anghbalahr2971]

I see, a brother in arms.

[@niklase.4850]

STICKS FOR THE KHORNE DOGS!

[@khorneflakes3434]

Supp'

[@peachybiscuits]

Jared Hays SALT FOR THE POPKHORN!

[@DocWolph]

Took the Oregon trail. Died of Dysentery. Went to Armageddon. Mauled in Chaos fueled riots, Straved half to death, Drank bad water died of Dysentery... Resurrected by Nurgle.

[@seawolf4846]

The amount of bad luck in that is hilarious...sort of

[@adamfox1669]

@@seawolf4846 that kind of bad luck is usually reserved for the Lamenters chapter

[@andyfriederichsen]

The second situation sounds far worse. Shitting yourself to death and staying dead is a far better fate.

[@Parklarblick]

And that was all on Day 1. It got way worse from there!

[@f.powell8724]

Well, naming a planet “Armageddon” is a pretty big red sign.

[@Maezhughes]

Yeah, I wonder y no one thought of that before 🤔

[@tneal89]

Yeah, but it's waaay better than it's previous name, "Ullanor". I mean, come on, "Armageddon" has another syllable and therefore is better, I guess.

[@karimsoufi6535]

@@Maezhughes 00ööö0000ö0öööööööö00ööööö00ööö0

[@antraxosazrael8480]

Well ther us s place called har megiddo on our earth from wich the word armageddon comes. Armageddon is in the new age a word to name big katastrophs yes but the word itself was always the place wher the last fight in the endtimes would be fought atleast in the christian religion.

[@raider3167]

Tis better than the Ork name of Gorkamorka. It’s their Jerusalem.

[@anthonybell9807]

When Mortarion bet with the Emperor that he could kill his adopted father, he failed and would have died if the Emperor hadn't saved him. Though he still conquered 99.9% of his planet, so still better than angron

[@homieslayer1807]

Bruh ANY primarch did better than angron.

[@malcadorthesigillite5847]

_You bulldoze ONE Ork homeworld for a crusade ending rave and this shit happens._

[@robertnelson9599]

No wonder the Inquisition uses Exterminatus all the time.

[@nukclear2741]

Ullanor sounds like a good vacation place. If only the mechanicus hadn’t accidentally blown it up. Oh well, Armageddon it is...

[@mitchell3593]

@@nukclear2741 i thought they were ordered to blow it up

[@nukclear2741]

@@mitchell3593 just in case you don’t know, it was never destroyed, just moved, then became Armageddon, which is what my joke is.

[@mitchell3593]

@@nukclear2741 i knew armageddon was ullanor, i just thought that the mechanicus was ordered to destroy it, but moved it instead

[@OneInTheRiver]

PRAISE THE BRIGE GOD! MAY HE FUNNEL OUR ENEMIES FOR ARTILLERY!!!

[@The_Crimson_Fucker]

Top tier Total War tactics right here, especially post Shogun when you can directly control arty.

[@stormlord819]

A little known fact ,Armageddon has one of the best carpet businesses in the Imperium ,and the inquisition is one of it's best costumers ,for all the shit that they have to sweep under those beautiful ''rugs'' ,that completely pull your focus from the blood and gory lumps beneath it!

[@ffejpsycho]

that carpet is actually orkoid fungus, though

[@Classic_Frog]

Regardless of what had happened on the planet, would you really, willingly, go to a place going by the name Armageddon? I do not fucking think so.

[@axelNodvon2047]

classicfrog80 Or Krieg, meaning war in an ancient Terran language

[@mikhailbychkov5042]

Mann Tau The Imperium of Man : subtilty is not our strongest asset Then again *Space Cathedrals*

[@ilmevavi1112]

the classy Inquisitor Boss: "So people we have this 150m titan but it's back is empty what should we put on it?" Pete: "Anti-air guns!" Boss: "good good. Jack, what do you think?" Jack: "Massive missile launchers". Boss: "Even better. Jon?" Jon: "Massive cathedral for the emperor?" Boss: " ... YES! BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY GENIOUS! YOU ARE PROMOTED!"

[@fumarc4501]

classicfrog80 IT SOUNDS GREAT! TIME TA GET DA BOYZ STUCK IN IT!

[@penetrationexpert3241]

classicfrog80 I live on Armageddon,it's called iraq in this timeline

[@013wolfwarrior]

-Man I learned a lot today, stories like this inspire the soul to work their best for the Imperium and for the Emp... *loud knocking at the door* -Im his glorius name and his Inquisition open the door and surrender you're self! -Welp see ya later guys.

[@tibbar20111987]

See you later my new servitor to be

[@Psychoangel-d23]

Bálint Fábri *looks at the two dead assassins in the living room* Well. Atleast you dont have to clean your carpet.... FUCK

[@FrstSpctr88]

Bálint Fábri Fuck this I'm joining chaos!

[@phreakazoith2237]

Always expect the Imperial Inquisition. And they will not beat you with soft pillows.

[@LordDeathwing17]

Phreak Azoith And the Chair they use in not at all Comfy.

[@godemperorofmankind7255]

Fucking chaos!!! Always ruining my shit!!!

[@jozefkiska3230]

God Emperor of Mankind praise lord tzeentch.

[@markhohenbrink5230]

God Emperor of Mankind I'm sorry my man emperor of mankind but the only good news is the tyrannids are now being fought by the tau and there might be a genestealer cult on terra

[@Kh0rne8]

God Emperor of Mankind it was not the first time now was it, Dad ?

[@mjonarxd8253]

So how's it hanging corpse god

[@fumarc4501]

God Emperor of Mankind Yeah, dat Month of Shame was hard on ya Humies from dem Chaos boys... OH WAIT! BWAAAAAAAGHAHAHAHA!!!!

[@sanguiniusonvacation1803]

OH good. Talking about my little brother .

[@chasepalestrant1264]

Sanginius on vacation how's your vacation Lord?

[@Buzzy_Bland]

Sanginius on vacation *_IMPOSTER!_* **BLAM!!**

[@Phenixtri]

ill be pissed if GW doesn't revive my fav primacrh via Ynnead and or Isha in future lore provided they stop half baking said lore >_>

[@archon95-77]

Sanginius on vacation You Primarchs were all created at roughly the same time, no?

[@TKUltra971]

Oh man, PLEASE bring back the angel. Think about the story possibilities: GUliman ruling one side of the IOM Sanginius ruling the other half. Demon primarcs coming at both of them as the warp continents to go nuts And then..... Happy Vulkan and Corax show up to give Dad-Boy some HUGZS and to read newly created emo potery! Oh man oh man make this happen!

[@nbp2015]

"The Emperor's Gift" is my favorite Black Library novel. By far, actually. It's the story of the final battle Armageddon and the months of shame, with some prelude, from the point of view of "young knight Hyperion", himself. Amazingly well written stuff.

[@ShadowGhost0117]

nbp2015 agreed. I have found that book to be very informative.

[@notinspectorgadget]

Well written in general, or well written for a Black Library book?

[@harrysboylan]

man, thank god none of this actually happened hahahahahahapleasedontpurgemehahaha

[@enchantressdeath1289]

Of course! Purely hypothetical, praise the Emperor!

[@ragnarrocksoft9096]

Yeah... *slowly takes hand off of boltpistol*

[@bighelio1093]

@@ragnarrocksoft9096 but it did happen

[@bighelio1093]

@@ragnarrocksoft9096 if only your kind joined The greater good

[@ragnarrocksoft9096]

@@bighelio1093 *slowly moves hand back to boltpistol*

[@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745]

Hm...I need to contact my Cousins in the Space Wolves Chapter now...I have a few questions about the Inqusition they may be very good at answering.. For Science, you know. Not because anything bad ever happened to a Chapter of Dorn's sons by the Inquisition. That'd be heresy. Now where's my Powerfist...

[@chaplainjamesthicc305]

THE BLACK FUCKING TEMPLARS ARE READY TO PURGE ALL XENOS, HERETICS AND MUTANTS FROM THE FACE OF THIS GALAXY, IN THE NAME OF DORN AND THE GOD FUCKING EMPEROR OF MANKIND. AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I'M SCREAMING IT'S BECAUSE I AM AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LUNATIC. PURGE THE HERETICS.

[@KetaceanKyle]

imthickjamesbish are you purging with your kin?

[@julianbraunbeck7632]

why do you have to point out that you are an absolute lunatic? for an Black Templar that's normal

[@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536]

What are you hiding

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Chaplain James Thicc you’re not screaming your merely EXERCISING THE MIGHT OF YOUR VOCAL CORDS

[@Litany_of_Fury]

Basically turns into Judge Dread without the Dread to save the day.

[@matthewbaker4885]

Overlord Gaiseric Dredd*

[@jamescawl6904]

Lassi Kinnunen worse theres a deamon primarch in the planet. I'd take judge death any day thank you very much.

[@jamescawl6904]

Lassi Kinnunen well judge death didnt have to face Psykers, Inquisitors, Grey knights, Space Marines, Imperial Guards and the local PDF. Judge death and his posse only faced a group of Arbytes. I guess dread is the equivalent of a single grey knight based on his merits.

[@Brutalyte616]

Me an Da Boyz like watchin' dis stuff when we ain't out smashin' 'eads, so da first git wot callz in da Inquisition gets ta see wot da bidness end of a *WAAAGH!!!* looks like, real close and personal like...

[@willatronblue4835]

Brutalyte616 dis boss gits it

[@alithanar8]

Arch there is one use I can think of for Angron's Warhounds during the Great Crusade beyond letting them rot in the rear lines: Orks, when Orks are found throw them at the Orks and watch them both die. When the last Ork is dead and the Warhounds have been slaked, pick them up and send the Salamanders in to wipe out the spores.

[@Venneroth]

Arch, this has been a really wonderful series. Thanks so much! You really know how to make this stuff...oh, hello, Inquisitor. What brings you *BLAM!*

[@tacticalpasta6691]

Armageddon -the New York of 40k

[@shawnm1902]

Tactical Pasta hell's reach specifically

[@barrybend7189]

L.A.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Tactical Pasta given how it’s an industrial wasteland I’d say New Jersey is more accurate

[@tankbuster626]

I just now fucking noticed that the skull positioned right in the middle of the book lights up every now and then. Just watch the eyes

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

30:46 **Thinks back to the bit of lore that Khârn has an honest-to-Khorne Kill Counter installed in the visor of his battle helmet** I think they're quite fond of *certain* numbers, Arch...

[@astle1991]

“Listen to your blue-clad wretches yelling of courage and honour, courage and honour, courage and honour. Do you even know the meaning of those words? Courage is fighting the kingdom that enslaved you, no matter that their armies overshadow yours by ten thousand to one. You know nothing of courage. Honour is resisting a tyranny when all others suckle and grow fat on hypocrisy he feeds them. You know nothing of Honour.” -Angron speaking to Guilliman during their duel on Angron’s homeworld

[@ffejpsycho]

Hell yeah! Honor the eaters of cities!

[@reverendrico5631]

Yeah, he was as good at making logical speeches as he was at tactical planning, which is to say he knew how to swing an axe really hard.

[@limeyndixie]

"You’re still a slave, Angron. Enslaved by your past, blind to the future. Too hateful to learn. Too spiteful to prosper." -Guilliman's retort, not long afterwards

[@barrybend7189]

@@limeyndixie basically 40K's equivalent to Obi Wan's "Then You Are Lost!"

[@limeyndixie]

Barry Bend Kinda, yeah. Although I doubt Roboute felt the same level of regret and grief that Kenobi did.

[@echolight2366]

HERESY!!!

[@zerabp1130]

Hypothetically...

[@Daimon-X]

Blasphemy...

[@Honkler270]

Hypoblaspheresy...

[@user-zp8ei6pi7p]

Hershey.

[@philosophicaltech-priesten6685]

What is heresy? When does something stop being criticism and become heresy? Surely we are all heretics as we are destined to fuel the chaos war machine through our natural human emotions?

[@TheCorrodedMan]

"How you disappoint daddy" After reading Betrayer I can safely conclude that Angron couldn't give any less of a shit about how the emperor feels about him

[@forerunner5467]

Hey guys I based this off of fireflies. Let me know what you think! You would not believe your eyes If ten million guardsmen died Because their commander forgot to feed them 'Cause they fill the trenches And leave teardrops everywhere You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall 'Cause everything is as shit as it seems 'Cause I'd need ten thousand shots From ten thousand guardsmen As they tried to kill one guy A Commissar above my head Demoralized troops beneath me My life is just hanging by a thread (Blamm, Blamm) I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall 'Cause everything is as shit as it seems Leave my coffin open just a crack Please emperor take me away from here 'Cause I feel like not much but cannon fodder Please take me away from here Why do I follow like the other sheep Please take me away from here I'm far too tired to fall asleep Ten million guardsmen I've sent to die I didn't even get misty eyes as they said "For the Emperor!" But I'll know where several are If I ever bother to find them 'Cause Trazyn saved a few and keeps them in a jar I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall 'Cause everything is worse than it seems I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall 'Cause everything is never as it seems (Blamm,Blamm)

[@philiphockenbury6563]

Beautiful good sir.

[@nathangifford897]

This doesn't have enough votes... do the video!

[@kitchenjail3546]

A disheartened veteran Guardsman sings to himself out of earshot of his unit's commisar, Armageddon Sekundus, M41, colorised

[@pippupaladin]

Mortarian needed to get rescued too, and strictly speaking Perturabo didn't control his planet either, his adoptive father did.. Then Alpha just ended up on Terra and Omegon on an uninhabited planet before some pirates showed up and he stole their ship.

[@omegawilliam95s36]

Angronn didn't even get close to conquering his world. He was captured, recaptured multiple times, got out and started a rebellion, but it went so bad that when the Emperor showed up, he had to teleport him onto his ship after previously refusing his help, and he was literally surrounded by all sides with his allies, who were all cut down after he disappeared. When he finally became an actual Primarch, he literally had nothing to his name but the Butcher's Nails forced into his skull. He may not have been the only to need saving, but he couldn't even avoid being used for most of life, where others would've either became an important figure, or at least be so terrifying that nobody would mess with him, but he spent his life as a lowey slave fighter.

[@norkimo8797]

Oh no its the inquisition! Game over man, game over!

[@Paydirt90847]

Came for the lore, stayed for the arserape description. Well. Thats a sentence I never thought I'd say. You sir have some very funny descriptive abilities

[@startrekker4596]

Inquisitor: “oh, it was a hypothetical, then.” Narrator: *saying this, he casually holstered a large bolter*

[@chickensforthechickengod9337]

Blood for the blood go- wait since virgins bleed when they lose they're virginity wouldn't that mean slannesh in gets that blood? A PARADOX OHMYEMPEROR

[@Dzharek]

No, Khorne gets the Blood because something got destroyed, and Slannesh gets the emotions of that action.

[@alyssinclair8598]

Dzharek if someone takes pleasure from their period is that a worship of khorne or slaanesh.

[@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745]

You have answered the question with the fifth word. Pleasure, That would be Slannesh.

[@connorbrennan1850]

Both, Multiple gods can get power from a singular action. Take some pleasure in killing an enemy? You just gave power to both Slannesh and Khorne. Concoct a brilliant scheme to unleash a devastating plague? That helps both Tzeentch and Nurgle. One action does not mean only one god gets power

[@astark5010]

TAMPONS FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[@whzpoor]

Having now seen what Arch looks like, its clear now he's pledged to Slaanesh

[@deamonette973]

which is good.

[@whzpoor]

Sigvald has nothing on Arch's blonde magnificence :3

[@TheCorrodedMan]

When did he post a picture of himself?

[@whzpoor]

he didn't he appears in another youtubers video

[@ericjohnson7234]

I need proof, photo proof at best

[@murderouskitten2577]

Okey, 3 years have passed , and i still gigle like little boy at 6:30 part :) Love your story telling Arch.

[@tanall5959]

26:07 'Of the many children the Emperor created, none is as disappointing as Angron.' Corvus Corax would have a word with you.

[@rebelkommando6166]

Don't you talk shit about Future Batman

[@tanall5959]

I don't have to talk shit about him. He does it entirely himself.

[@NetMoverSitan]

You're thinking of Konrad Curze.

[@NetMoverSitan]

Yeah, for a start, Corvus Corax is sane compared to the Night Haunter.

[@willrogers3793]

It doesn’t count if the only one disappointed in him is himself. Honestly, he plays the emo card waaaay too much for someone who SHANKED LORGAR IN THE GUT. *silently pumps fist in extreme manly approval* Speaking of Lorgar though, HE could easily be more disappointing than Antron.

[@grantkruger3689]

Imperium: "The Emperor protects!" Populace: "...from what?" Inquisition: "Never mind that!"

[@DCking14682]

Oh boy when Big 'E' finds out about this we better prepare our anuses for one hell of a warpstorm

[@thuzan117]

16:20 don't forget the matter of ventilation. Keeping such a huge structure with so many people ventilated probably requires a fair amount of power and machinery. humans need oxygen after all. And I suspect the Imperium can be somewhat lax with regards to maintaining these things in even the best of times so in a situation like with with power outages and fires, well you could have whole hab blocks suffocating to death.

[@Reynevan100]

Chaos invasion? What chao- *BLAM* *HERETIC* *BLAM* *TRANSMISSION END*

[@ffejpsycho]

no, it's Chess Invitation

[@michaeldora9068]

It's always so lovely when Arch uses metaphors so readily.

[@sjoerddz]

THIS EVENT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT DOES NOT EXIST CIITZEN, back to your work and report to your nearest inquisitorial institution for evaluation

[@nickdahl203]

The inky who now? I wasn't aware we had such an institution.

[@skrv8588]

"Is there a God?" Yes, and he rules from the Golden Throne.

[@thelvadam2375]

skrv I thought it was an over glorified toilet

[@A_Collector_of_Fine_Things]

I wonder what would happen if Armageddon was invaded by Tyranids ...

[@johncaddick5075]

Hive Fleet Narwhale inbound on the planet. ETA 250 M42.

[@penetrationexpert3241]

John Caddick Templars will go there and hope sigismund comes back there

[@timothyvillaluna7424]

Thomas Kross RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Venneroth]

"Oh hey. Looks like something else is attacking. Oh well. Let's get on with it."

[@angelangelis8362]

Considering that planet is Old Gaz’s favorite vacation spot, I would see him taking that as a personal fucking insult and/or just another reason to go back, and he would immediately leg back to Armageddon as fast as possible with the biggest WAAAGH!!! He could muster. Ol Yarrick, realizing how bad this is, would call for his old friends in the Blood Angels, Salamanders, and others that had assisted in the previous wars for help. When the Orks finally show back up I see it becoming a three way fight with, probably to the confusion of all but Yarrick, the Orks favoring fighting the bugs instead of the squishy hummies . After all, Nids got huge teef. More teef more money to buy more stuff with in Ork society. That, and I doubt the Beast of Armageddon will let anyone but himself and himself alone take the glory of conquering that planet and finally killing his best friend/enemy Commissar Yarrick.

[@matthuckabey007]

Wow, top notch. Could have made this 4 parts but not you. Selfless dedication to the fans. Outstanding.

[@jamiearmstrong3487]

heresy is fun

[@paulellington1505]

The food riots in a hive city sounds like the block wars in the mega cities in Judge Dredd.

[@richardhill-howgate5480]

Arch we need the story about the war between the space pups and the pointy hats.

[@notinspectorgadget]

I like to imagine the conversation between the lord inquisitor and the chapter master going along the same lines as gary oldman and the other detective in Leon the Professional.

[@nagashtheundyingking4404]

you humans never stop too amuse me

[@kriegofficergary6921]

HERESY

[@nagashtheundyingking4404]

Yes let the anger overwhelm you

[@ssjjjp90]

Khorne The Blood God aren't u supposed to be a god of vengeance and honor?

[@VsauceHermannHere]

Why isn't this a suprise, Daemon filth

[@Daimon-X]

Shut up and eat your KHORNE FLAKES ya git...

[@AnotherDoomerWeeb]

I fucking love you Arch. The creativity of your description is awe inspiring and probably worthy of being placed upon products... None of us could ever wear out in the public xD

[@Fulgrim2]

An hour long video on my birthday, it's just what I wanted Arch!

[@Chriscoronado119]

+ 6:17 = Awesomeness. Thank you for your time and effort Arch! keep it up please!

[@Judgeharm]

The Inquisition does so love it when people record their heretical rants.

[@elitereptilian200]

Arch's gift of describing a explosive dhiarrhea is bloody admirable!!

[@sambob8019]

Indeed it is

[@thegreatazal5021]

Hypothetical... Heretical... Hmm... SOMEONE GET THE INQUISITION!

[@frankg2790]

How ironic, considering that look like a Tzeentch Cult Leader.

[@jamiehutber9754]

Great information!! I find the emphasis and breaths there after hugley baffling lol!

[@philosophicaltech-priesten6685]

Yeah daddy arch has uploaded another lore video

[@clivemahony9827]

Whoa that's a graphic commentary and I loved it keep up the good work 😊

[@Deamon93IT]

For all Imperial citizens watching this video: Inquisitorial units have been dispatch to your homes for your protection. While you wait pray the God Emperor for He is salvation of Mankind. Joking aside great video as usual. A shame for the lack of art but the two custom ones were great!

[@kianmomtahan6298]

The pure descriptive nature of the rank from 6 min on wards is something to truly behold.

[@ethakis]

Is Angron really anything more than just a wild animal?

[@sambob8019]

Pretty basically with some very brief moments of intelligible speech

[@bigmoedw]

I’ve played space wolves against a chaos army. Long Fangs with frag missiles into cultists is just as hilarious in tabletop as this video makes it sound.

[@salsolo2137]

Would you consider doing video on Dreadnoughts? I love the concept of almost dead space marine still fighting in this monstrous machine. There is a lot to talk about i think, for example, are dreadnoughts capable of thinking like they did, before being locked in this armor? How long can they go on like that? What kind of weapons do they possess? I am most interested about what is going on in the mind of space marine who now has to live as dreadnought.

[@tallboy7844]

The Chaos invasion of Armaggedon is like Tianenmen Square, you can find hour long videos about it on KZbin, still doesn't mean it happened.

[@lokenlok3114]

"Saving" If you consider kidnapping someone from their right to die with their friends saving. xD

[@IndigenousQuotet]

Can we talk about 6:20 to 7:20? Gems like these are what I've come to love about Arch. I appreciate the effort in these Armageddon vids! Thanks Arch!

[@ashleychaplin5855]

This is the most heretical thing I've seen since my search history

[@Graotron]

Arch, I must say that this was a great video and I saw all your vids, even from the lodge. Keep up the good work!

[@Cognitohazzard]

Word in the Warp is that the Grand Master of the Officio Assasinorum has already dispached a kill team towards the hives of Skand to wipe out this heretic.

[@phreakazoith2237]

Greeting Card: "No, the kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires." Bender: "Yes! In your face, Gandhi!"

[@fumarc4501]

No Orks were harmed in the (hypothetical) First War of Armageddon.

[@mcchuggernaut9378]

Haha! Your description of "the taco shits from hell"...Someone knows the pain of this affliction all too well, lolz. Had me cracking up for a bit, there. 6:18 :P

[@sluggaboy1266]

i wasnt here i didnt see this please spare my family

[@deejayxcrypt]

59:03 The full story of _Hyperion_ and his previous mortal persona is amazing. He’s been through all kinds of stuff.

[@ethancummings9845]

Arch, your heresy makes imperial orphans cry.

[@cynicalcitizen8315]

The Inquisition was probably scrambling hard.

[@Daimon-X]

Armageddon, more like Anusmageddon... This planet is such a magnet for sh*tstorms

[@EBTcraft15]

Oh god, those metaphors at 6:02, you are killing me XD

[@roganzar]

Biscuits for the Biscuit God! Scones for the Scone Throne!!

[@bflippsytrance]

"Oh Angron.. how you disappoint daddy.." :PThere's some nice pics of Angron, world eaters and bloodthirsters on the net, gives a bit of an image what the Wolves were up against.. as well as fighting cultists.. This was a really nice series, looking forward to more 40K Lore video's to come. Thanks!

[@danusvat8119]

"The only Primarch that needed the emperor to save him ..." what about Mortarion ?

[@LordDoom10]

6:16 I feel like this metaphor was birthed from personal experience.

[@trk4973]

A chaos invasion of Armageddon? Come on that's as stupid as saying there's giant ratmen

[@Kriegwolf109]

Between the introduction and the bit about Angron, I absolutely loved this video

[@HrothgarHeavenlight]

#angrontheblacksheep

[@baker90338]

It's the warp's fault.

[@Archon3960]

Rather Nuceria's fault. :)

[@KetaceanKyle]

Wouldn't all the traitor primarchs technically be black sheep?

[@jamescawl6904]

CrimsonCeltCherokee angron was the only primarch that instead of improving his legion he rather become a disadvantage of the world eaters(formerly known as the war hounds).

[@NetMoverSitan]

The 40K version of Conan the Barbarian.

[@leodhasw-s3739]

Holy crap, almost sprayed my dinner everywhere during that intro, brilliant!!

[@joshuaarnett762]

Can you please do a lore video on dreadnoughts?

[@nopenope4162]

This is the best idea ever.

[@waarghboss79]

Is there a reason why he had 12 bloodthirsters? Khorne's number is 8.

[@sambob8019]

Because angron can't count obviously

[@navuek]

hey arch what are the best audiobooks/normal ebooks in warhammer 40k?

[@fatbap]

The Gaunts Ghosts series is pretty damn good. As are the Eisenhorn and Ravenor books.

[@OneAckJack0]

Seconded, FIRST AND FETHING ONLY!!!

[@derekburge5294]

Can't remember the name, but there's a short story about a Dreadnaught that was very well done. Pretty sure it's up on youtube too.

[@MrLolguy93]

You won't find any on youtube anymore. Copyright claims

[@Daimon-X]

The Glorious Tomb

[@chickenman6308]

I’m starting to realize as I sit through a very descriptive take on diarrhea, that these videos aren’t hours long because of it’s very interesting topic.

[@Gorvar100]

I'm only seeing a hours worth of black screen guys, anyone else got that problem? My internet is working fine, the Inquisitor who has a gun aimed at my head assures me so.

[@ffejpsycho]

why put the gun to your head, if you're already dead?

[@sirquiffkuffsofmarsbars6036]

17:45 they send one guy in who jangles some keys at them until they forgot what they were doing.

[@kingjonnyri6737]

Why is the pdf of a world with ~100000000000 citizens only a few millions strong especially in a univers of endless war...😐?

[@thecrazye9213]

Jonathan Rimek because the PDF keeps getting drafted into the imperial guard because of said endless war.

[@Leman.Russ.6thLegion]

Jarl Arch Warham Warhammerson, Thank you for telling this story... We, in the Vlka Fenryka, are always painted as unfeeling or craised savages who don't care about the little folk we fight for. All we tried to do was prevent the shitting hell fire of the bastard inquisition from committing genocide on the Armadeddr-yaggr' Folk. We had no way of knowing they were Malificarum.... We still did the HUMANE thing... But we recognize our failings.... Until next Winter.

[@evilnekowantznobs]

METAL BAWKSES

[@lucasarruda648]

evilnekowantznobs Sindriiiii

[@englishheathen]

Well now i need to hear about the Months of Shame, thats sounds intriguing as fuck