"it's unoccupied" "THERES ORKS FLYING OUT OF IT" "And once those orks are out of the ship it will be unoccupied"
@thewalnutknight27604 жыл бұрын
* space hulk proceeds to run into the planet *
@acraftyhuragok75864 жыл бұрын
Over Lord: I stand Correct
@bigjuicyR64 жыл бұрын
GET OUT OF MOY SHIP, SPEHS MEHREEN!
@TheCorrodedMan4 жыл бұрын
A CraftyHuragok Knowing Strabbs dumbass, he would have continued to insist it was uninhabited even after that
@Bendy2374 жыл бұрын
LOL, solid logic
@Vollification4 жыл бұрын
40:23 Old man throwing himself aginst the Orks grenades in hand, workers using their diggers, loaders and cranes as improvised weapons of war. No wonder the Orks love humans, we are as batshit as they are when push comes to shove.
@theenderdestruction23624 жыл бұрын
Or when it really comes down to ti we can be even more batshit insane, it's like cornering a cat or dog you do it and there will be consequences
@Dap1ssmonk4 жыл бұрын
If you have to define humanity with one word, it would be defiance.
@theenderdestruction23624 жыл бұрын
@@Dap1ssmonk true very true
@julonkrutor46494 жыл бұрын
@@Dap1ssmonk more stubborn. To stubborn to lie down and die 😈
@Dragonspirit2234 жыл бұрын
@@julonkrutor4649 I would say Spirituous, the way to beat humanity is to break their spirit, if that is ripped out of humanity, we fall, but if that remains... May God have mercy on whoever is against us, for we shall not.
@flamethrowerdude6 жыл бұрын
The early stages of the invasion reminds of the old military saying, “do want to talk to who is in charge? or the one who knows what is going on?”
@billywise6435 жыл бұрын
Flamethrowerdude V c
@darthrevan49334 жыл бұрын
Flamethrowerdude that is so accurate so many times throughout history it’s not even funny
@11Survivor4 жыл бұрын
Pronouns are critical pieces of vocabulary, I suggest *you* use them.
@fumarc45014 жыл бұрын
That’s a fine distinction
@robertnelson95994 жыл бұрын
@@fumarc4501 Problem is, the one in charge can reprimand you for not listening...
@fumarc45017 жыл бұрын
Ork's greatest weapon; Surprise! Imperials: "There's no way they'll do that." -5 mins later- Imperials: "OME they're doing it! How is that even possible?" Orkz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *on fire*
@zerowolf00067 жыл бұрын
WEEZ THE ORKS AND WE STOMPZ HUMMIE GITZ
@fumarc45017 жыл бұрын
Rak Headsmasha GIVE DAT BOY A WARTRUKK!
@andyb16534 жыл бұрын
@@fumarc4501 Wartrukk: **refuses to start** Ork: Arrite, goin' wid plan "B", den! **rides a grot into battle** "FASTA YA GIT, FASTA!!" **grot struggles to carry 300 lbs of Ork**
@thewalnutknight27604 жыл бұрын
I think you mean WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@andyb16534 жыл бұрын
@@thewalnutknight2760 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA **record scratch noise** NAH, oi jus' ain't feelin' it, yer know? Can't 'ave a proper WAAAGH wiv all da boyz in "kwarinteen."
@tanall59597 жыл бұрын
'...and 2 counts of improper dress.' And they say Blood Angels don't have a sense of humor.
@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro57457 жыл бұрын
...I...I don't think they were joking. I think they literally took his clothing as an offense to the Imperium.
@fumarc45017 жыл бұрын
Corn 'n Tanks Imperial fashion police!
@jamesgarratt10437 жыл бұрын
Tanall: 2 counts of improper dress that's worse than 2 scoops of ice cream :O
@MichaelBW-bn9gf7 жыл бұрын
That's punishable by a torture season by the adeptus Fashionista.
*nearby officer* IF you will not serve in COMBAT you will serve on the brick throwing line! *Throws out of window*
@sethgilcrist80885 жыл бұрын
Haha that puns so horrible it made a Kriegerman laugh
@sillylittleowlguy23924 жыл бұрын
Ba dum tssss
@jasN864 жыл бұрын
Well played
@vulkanofnocturne7 жыл бұрын
My Sons, won many honours on Armageddon. And from that furnace, Astartes and mortal alike, were forged ever stronger.
@penetrationexpert32417 жыл бұрын
Vulkan Of Nocturne your sons killed few black Templars by refusing to help and instead helping stupid citizens
@vulkanofnocturne7 жыл бұрын
They are Astartes, they are supposed to be The Emperors ultimate guardians for humanity. Those Black Templars died performing that mission, as did many Salamnders. We serve Mankind, that is our function.
@baker903387 жыл бұрын
Remember that the salamanders having good public relations will allow them to have better cooperation with the imperial guard.
@justafox53566 жыл бұрын
VULKAN LIVES!
@willatronblue48355 жыл бұрын
Fox Of Shadilay stomp stomp
@KingQwertzlbrmpf4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing: Yarrick is very old by now. Even by the standart of imperial nobility he's old. But he's still as active and strong as ever. Why is that? Well, probably because pretty much every ork in the whole galaxy is completly and utterly convinced that Yarrick can not be killed except maybe by Ghazgul himself. And when enough orks believe something then their WAAAAAGH! energy makes it true.
@nicholasleclerc15834 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that’s cool and makes sense
@wraithface44102 жыл бұрын
That's stupid and boring
@executeorder66132 жыл бұрын
@@wraithface4410 no u
@esukgfjyijlgul53352 жыл бұрын
@@wraithface4410 bait
@kaijuking59712 жыл бұрын
@@wraithface4410 says you
@thil28947 жыл бұрын
I think that if Yarrick would have roar WAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! he could have enlisted the first ork regiment of the imperium.
@TheCorrodedMan7 жыл бұрын
lucas thibault "say,dis oomie knows what he'z doin,let'z go fight fur'em!"
@klpihl7 жыл бұрын
James.T .Adams FOR THA EMPRAHHHHH
@caiocbcn7 жыл бұрын
lucas thibault "WE'S ARE THA EMPRASS GREENEST!"
@samuelsafin65647 жыл бұрын
lucas thibault DA EMPRAH PROTEKTS!
@BadlanderOutsider7 жыл бұрын
E'S CUNNIN' AND BRUTAL YA GIT.
@JCDenton2012Modder7 жыл бұрын
You wanna hear something funny? If Orks and Imperials ever had to team up to fight Chaos... the Orks would probably only take orders from Commissar Yorrick because he's (clears throat), "The da biggezt and badezt and Orkizt of dem Hummiez."
@Psychoangel-d237 жыл бұрын
adam reese That would happen right after they are done raping chaos. and that alone would take a long time.
@LongWarEnjoyer4 жыл бұрын
Not really funny at all lol
@Psychoangel-d234 жыл бұрын
@Just Jeff Rape in ork language is the same as "bash the damn thing with a choppa until it stops twitching, then bash it some more and maybe shoot a couple of mags into it. Because funny"
@Mitchel_The_Catalan4 жыл бұрын
@@Psychoangel-d23 you mean dakka
@Bembel814 жыл бұрын
Cringe master!
@GoobusBoobus997 жыл бұрын
My God emperor this makes Stalingrad look a decisive victory
@mattaffenit98986 жыл бұрын
Joey Tillson Correction: it makes Stalingrad look like Saturday afternoon.
@anonanon95356 жыл бұрын
Agnarr Salventius correction this makes Stalingrad like a random bullet fired once a year directly into the dirt
@xxxxxx58685 жыл бұрын
@@mattaffenit9898 Everything in W40k makes Stalingrad look like a Saturday afternoon
@mattaffenit98985 жыл бұрын
@@xxxxxx5868 Yeah, but this more than many others. I mean, okay, it's not Vraks, but this shit is still just a tad more ridiculous than normal. Smacking asteroids into a planet? Dafuq? And because I am obliged to do so given the subject matter - Trekkies: Wish the Federation existed because idealism. People who like Star Wars: Quite likely wish they were jedi. People who like Mass Effect: Want to blow up Reapers. Probably. People who like most sci-fi settings: Wish setting exists more often than not. 40k community: ... mmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNOPE!!!!!!!!!!!! *_proceeds to fuck right off as far away as possible before gribblies, necrons, space elves, blue-weebs, Chaos, the Imperium, or literally anyone else ever can notice because fuhuhuck that shit with a twenty light year pole_*
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Matt Affenit correction: it makes Stalingrad look like the battle of France
@KingQwertzlbrmpf7 жыл бұрын
9:16 Which self-respecting ork would avoid a minefield? That's what snots, grots and squigs are for! Afterall, let's remember, it was a couple million ORKS that landed. That means there was a couple billion snots, grots and squigs. "And two counts of improper dress" This attention to detail sure is admirable
@Stuffandstuff9742 жыл бұрын
Orks would find pure hilarity from making weaker greenskins run through minefields.
@michalsoukup1021 Жыл бұрын
@@Stuffandstuff974 There is a problem though, What if the mines are set to be initiated by Ork, but not by a smaller greenskin?
@theemperorofmankind37392 ай бұрын
@@michalsoukup1021 Then that would also be funny for the other Orks watching other Orks getting crumped by a minefield.
@Dragacide7 жыл бұрын
1 hour and 10 minutes of pure arch. Slaanesh has nothing compared to this pure ecstasy
@TheCorrodedMan7 жыл бұрын
Jason na the nuts i nutted upon seeing this have effectively allowed me to surpass slaanesh in terms of pleasure
@jacobs45457 жыл бұрын
Jason na i could listen to him reading the user manual to a washing machine
@violetsapphire9527 жыл бұрын
The other 16 seconds, however; those were heretical seconds. We don't talk about those.
@JackFrostDoll7 жыл бұрын
Heresy as much? ^^
@jacobmendonca85717 жыл бұрын
JackFrostDoll it's not technically heresy because arch is a very loyal servant to the imperium.
@ArchYouTube7 жыл бұрын
The Emperor Protects!
@5ryans7 жыл бұрын
Arch Warhammer I wonder if that's the slogan on his condoms
@somerandomguyfromthebeyond18217 жыл бұрын
so... what about that demonic invasion eh? i heard that Armageddon got invaded by Demons
@kaptinbadrukk26687 жыл бұрын
Arch Warhammer WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
@rileyneal1497 жыл бұрын
Arch Warhammer just fuck yeah
@jinpain81727 жыл бұрын
brilliant work on this vid you have outdone yourself this time
@augustwillow39257 жыл бұрын
How is there not more love for the mad bastards that welded themselves into cranes and went to fight Gargants
@wiictvchannel11123 ай бұрын
I remember the story or blurb in one of the old codex books and I thought it was the coolest thing
@Astorath_the_Grim7 жыл бұрын
When the Blood Angels entered the fray my heart sung with the glory of the God-Emperor.
Grotznik: oh no Arch pyronist: oh no! Other named ork: NO NO NO Ghazgkull: YEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS Yarrick: oh fuck me
@RommelTheDesertFox7 жыл бұрын
When you were talking about the Space Marines coming down I expected the old Red Alert sound byte "Reinforcements have arrived"
@Superschokokeks7 жыл бұрын
and Hell March?
@RommelTheDesertFox7 жыл бұрын
Superschokokeks Fuck yes
@CryingZombie6667 жыл бұрын
+Superschokokeks "We have come, and, stomp!"
@viyhexe1316 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the crescendo of Captain Titus' theme.
@mattaffenit98985 жыл бұрын
@@RommelTheDesertFox _T H E N T H E W I N G E S H U S S A R S A R R I V E D_
@pierrelindgren57277 жыл бұрын
Von Strab lost a titan legion? How he manged to avoid a inqustorial power chainfoot up his ass is beyond me.
@CryingZombie6667 жыл бұрын
The filthy ass must have bargained with Chaos already, I guess. There is no fuckin' way he hauls ass from Armageddon that easily.
@theomnissiah-91206 жыл бұрын
He should be more worried about be vivisected put back together than vivisected by the admech
@bustedcogitator89546 жыл бұрын
Pierre Lindgren screw the inquisition I'm surprised the Mecanicus didn't come for his ass
@limeyndixie6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he went into hiding and/or disgraced exile after the war. Probably a sort of “either retire in disgrace without any pension at all, or we make you into a fucking Arcoflagellant” kinda deal. He came back for the Third War, though. Sided with Mag Thraka, if you can believe it, to take over the planet with him. The Last Chancers killed him during a (naturally) suicide mission.
@oddluck41806 жыл бұрын
Almost as bad as losing 100 baneblades.
@johnathanblackwell99607 жыл бұрын
I must be a guardsman at heart, I teard up when I heard the "Emperor Protects" segment.
@splint86187 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, the bit about Helsreach actually made me get a little choked up. Dunno why stories of utter hopelessness against an invading force do that to me. Excellent video.
@rileyneal1497 жыл бұрын
Splint Na same bro
@trk49737 жыл бұрын
AH FUCK I REMEMBER, FUCKING ORKS EVERYWHERE PTSD INTENSIFIES
@humanitysucks40257 жыл бұрын
It's the beauty of said hopelessness causing the Greatest Resolve in the Civillian population.
@willrogers37936 жыл бұрын
I’m reminded of a certain meme showing an imperial guardsman’s face and the caption “Stalingrad? We call that ‘Tuesday’.”
@primarisrice68204 жыл бұрын
check out the actual helsreach series on youtube its even better
@grombrindal5677 жыл бұрын
So does this mean Yarrick's life is supported by the Ork's psychic power? He is deadly because the orks believed he is deadly?
@fountainchristain7 жыл бұрын
Grombrindal yea I also thought that's what was going on
@sjoerddz7 жыл бұрын
how can this commented be posted 6 hours ago?
@grombrindal5677 жыл бұрын
Patreon exclusive :P
@internetzenmaster89527 жыл бұрын
Pretty much. That and Gork n' Mork probably consider Yarrick a 'Ooman grod' (literally translated from 2nd edition Orkish: "Human Best Friend/Favorite Enemy") to all Orks, *especially Ghazghkull*. So not only is the old Commissar blessed by the protection of the Emperor, he's also supported by (probably) two of the oldest, strongest gods inside the Warp *AND* the reality-fuckery that is the WAAAAAAAGH! field. Yarrick also likes to play up the greenskin's legends about him for full effect. Case in point: Orks start whispering that Ol' One Eye Yarrick can kill with a glance. Yarrick hears about this rumor and has his bionic eye turned into a bionic eye that can fire A FUCKING LASER BEAM. Seriously though, as of the current lore Yarrick and Ghazzy probably have the best 'frenemy rivalry/grudge match' going in the galaxy. The primarchs' sibling bitchfest has *nothing* on what those two have done to each other. I'll go into more detail a little later after I'm done watching the video.
@kingjshgrumpy54817 жыл бұрын
my theory is that yarrick and ghazkull are actually avatars of mork and gork
@casey55657 жыл бұрын
"the emperor protects" me: *chills*
@jacobs45457 жыл бұрын
if i ever won the Powerball im kidnapping arch, vaults of terra and 40k theories and we are going to erasmus with 50 million dollars. SWTOR-trailer quality full length movies featuring the horus heresy, and primarchs.
@ArchYouTube7 жыл бұрын
ha! do it!
@neofulcrum50137 жыл бұрын
I'd help
@weirdscience83417 жыл бұрын
Jacob Siegel IL chip in a tenner if I can be an assassin 😂
@ThatDragonGuy6 жыл бұрын
You'd need much more than that if your going to do a 2 hour feature film for each Horus Heresy book. You'd need at least 1 billion
@tacokid996 жыл бұрын
TreeckotheRebel he’ll release them over time so they’ll pay for themselves
@Raveneye20007 жыл бұрын
Since Yarrick has been looked at, I petition Arch Warhammer to cover the daring deeds of Ciaphas Cain, HERO of the Imperium!
@dropdead2347 жыл бұрын
I vote for CATO SECARIUS OF THE ULTRATOLIETSEATBLUEBERRYASSHOLEMARYSUESMURFS! (Ducks chair.)
@mattaffenit98986 жыл бұрын
Andy Low Creed? I'd rather Creed. Because Creed... wait... where's toilet I was shitting in? And why is their an Imperator titan with its gun up my as... *_CRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*
@Archon39604 жыл бұрын
Where he will no doubt rework the canon information to fit his narrative... Just like any real inquisitor! x)
@hansyolo82776 жыл бұрын
As Sabaton would say: "THEN THE SPACE MARINES ARIVED!"
@imperialguardsman39235 жыл бұрын
COMING DOWN FROM THE SKY'S
@kristopherruiz76444 жыл бұрын
Let THE BLOOD ANGELS ARRIVE!
@ConfusedGuardsman4 жыл бұрын
@@imperialguardsman3923 COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE!
@SentientBeefStew4 жыл бұрын
Hans Yolo A man of culture eh?
@theenderdestruction23624 жыл бұрын
Why do I just imagine sabton still being alive XD
@Vulgrim25 жыл бұрын
Commissar Yarrick: Everything a Space Marine wants to be.
@crysisrevelation61323 жыл бұрын
Me, a true space marine: *Laughs in Legion of the Damned*
@theenderdestruction23622 жыл бұрын
*looks at Ollanius Pius* and this man is everything the custodians wish they could be
@internetzenmaster89527 жыл бұрын
Random Ork Warboss: "DA FIRST WAR FOR ARMAGEDDON WUZ AGAINST DAEMONS!" "COME AT ME INQUISITAHS!" -Assumes classic 'Come at me bro' stance
@ls2000767 жыл бұрын
Lord Frostwind "Oh yeah boi!" *Smashes inquisitors butt* "wait"
@sethgilcrist80885 жыл бұрын
Unless a massive artillery barrage of TP3 on the heretics + the Inquisition sends there greeting by way of the Death Korps+
@julonkrutor46494 жыл бұрын
@@sethgilcrist8088 Krieger vs Orks... that would be fun for all sides. For the Krieger, Orks and the reader. Is there such a thing?
@sethgilcrist80884 жыл бұрын
@@julonkrutor4649 Yay "second"war of Armageddon Krieg survivers from varks were sent to help
@crysisrevelation61323 жыл бұрын
Hans, load ze cyclonic torpedoes!
@Auriorium7 жыл бұрын
Arch quit mentioning the Inquisition and the Not First War, its the worst kept secret in the galaxy, give a space wolf enough to drink and he will go over the entire lore of that conflict.
@furrybacon15127 жыл бұрын
the problem Auriorium, with getting a space wolf enough to drink, is well... getting a space wolf enough to drink.
@fountainchristain7 жыл бұрын
Cameron Billquist you doubt my amount of drink on hand?
@furrybacon15127 жыл бұрын
i highly doubt you have control over a solar system which makes only alcohol. if you do, be my guest, get the space wolf drunk
@Auriorium7 жыл бұрын
I call that, Challenge Accepted XD
@plamenminchev65637 жыл бұрын
SPACE WOLVES?! FUCKING FURRIES!!!
@SumWulf7 жыл бұрын
I got a wee bit chocked up when arch described the coming of the Astartes. good job arch :D
*Flashes Inquisition badge* "Citizen, while I appreciate you for you loyalty to the Emperor I am here to warn you. A person with a.... *very* firery temper is upset about your negligence to mention of this deed on Armageddon. He is possibly coming to have a personal "chat" with you and your continent.
@theenderdestruction23624 жыл бұрын
He's a inquisitor too ya know and good luck getting on top of his mountain where he lives and good luck finding him the imperial fist built that place
@josrofe7 жыл бұрын
the way you've organized and structured this video makes it look like a documentary about a real war and for that you are one of the best human beings on the planet, this series is the best thing I've seen in a while keep it up mate!!
@cranederoc7 жыл бұрын
Hey Arch, I'm one of the map makers from the grand campaign custom map, and would like to know if you still intend to do historical custom battles for warhammer fantasy (like you said long ago) and if I can help you in this sense with backgrounds/ maps to make this possible. You seem to distance yourself from fantasy a bit recently, curious if you intend to go back to it.
@ArchYouTube7 жыл бұрын
oh i am going to do more, but atm the Armageddon series is getting all my attention until it is compleate. Sadly tough the great war against chaos is a bust, a PC crash ate all of my files with the maps and markers and editing etc and i just dont feel like doing it all over again... do feel free to email me some examples of what you could possibly do tough, i am always looking for art and artists!
@cranederoc7 жыл бұрын
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198037698096/myworkshopfiles/?appid=364360 if you want to look trough my workshop.
@GardenPiper7 жыл бұрын
Hey Arch, what books do you use as a reference for the armageddon videos?
@thebronzegoose91697 жыл бұрын
Shitstorm electric boogaloo mk2. Ghazskulls party palace
@violenceislife19874 жыл бұрын
Boogaloo
@emperorconstantine1.3617 жыл бұрын
Never forget that the God-Emperor's statue wept blood a day before the hulk came in system and the greatest void ship in the system, well, it died by ramming itself into the hulk to try and kill as many of them as possible.
@CepheusTalks4 жыл бұрын
planetary command: here'swhat we think everyone else: *looks at Yarik* Yarik: execute order 66 everyone else: yes my lord
@kre8or4655 жыл бұрын
Emperors armor, Yarek is badass. He killed an orc leader, while having his arm clamped off, then had that war bosses mechanical arm grafted to him. Just, wow. Also "and two counts of improper dress" yes, the most grievous of transgressions against the empire.
@thehoodedteddy13356 жыл бұрын
49:00 Wait for it... Wait for it... THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED Seriously, have that song waiting to start and play it at the right moment, and it's AWESOME.
@IRMentat7 жыл бұрын
The port siege description made me badly want a warhammer FPS horde/co-op assault game based in a hive city. Basically a good version of space hulk deathwing (warframe/the-division with a less ninja movement or infinite stat scaling) on a much grander scale of map with a persistent player inventory that can be lost through death.
@IRMentat7 жыл бұрын
Damn, the state of console crippled PC gaming got has me sad now.
@moriskurth6287 жыл бұрын
You mean ARMA/Vermintide just in 40K?
@IRMentat7 жыл бұрын
I mean a 40K vermintide/L4D2 where each map is semi-randomly picked from a suite of eventually hundreds (area gameplay/cohesion more important than incidental details) that form a mostly cohesive area/city to fight through in a chain of 2-5 maps that make up a mission (turn on the defensive turrets, fight through to the safe-zone and break an ork siege, gather supplies and return to base with the laden vehicle). Players craft and gather resources Warframe/firefall (during the thumper era) style to craft modular "throwaway" weapons you loose if you fail a mission (unless you can get to a safe/beacon and store some of your gear before you die). let players find a few salvageable components and weapons/mods in-mission. If you loose or win incidental details around that area will dynamically update to a more or less intact/protected state (80% cosmetic but with some routes, doors, walkways, defences, buildings and resources available depending on win/loss ratios each week).
@IRMentat7 жыл бұрын
The entire thing has been done before and other games already do this with different themes in mind e.g.1(warframe , space ninjas rampaging through procedural tile-set locations instead of guard companies facing down numerous enemies over a 2-5 level mission-chain). e.g.2 (destiny/borderlands, sci-fi space-tards fighting through a mix of instances and overland areas to kill a boss to get tokens and/or RNG loot drops in order to take on more bullet-sponge enemies) e.g.3 (vermintide/L4D/space hulk:deathwing, horde mode gameplay through a small number of heavily detailed levels, replay value comes from loot/PvP/suicidal-disappointment respectively) e.g.4 (global agenda/firefall, broken messes of a game that were about harvesting resources, fighting off other players/AI-swarms to control tracts of lands rich in resources, to build more gear. End results were generally weak due to stat based PvP items and drastic changes in gameplay direction) It's all doable with current tech but no one has fitted the pieces together in this way yet, let alone with a well produced 40k theme. Resident evil 5 and revelations (some fan gameplay-reactions aside) did something similar to this idea in a single-player setting.
@IRMentat7 жыл бұрын
As with warframe, devs could start small with a procedural-tileset system 1-2 factions and a basic set of player gear then add in more over-time. Over time refine the more procedural maps into a skirmish mode while building up linked-3D grid-based campaign city/station/rok maps. Start with a 3 x 3 grid of maps, maybe add in a couple of tower/sewer/air/sea port areas, boost the grid/map piece by piece (e.g. start with a city wall-tower section plus nearby suburb buildings, add in the wall-gate plus the access bridge, add in more city plus some sewer access, add in farmland, add a transport hub to the area, etc), each new level allow 1-2 entrances from each direction to link into the another map (even if it's a trainline/out-flow pipe/bombed out wall). Save time by wholesale copying existing/realistic architecture (shopping centres, car parks, offices, castles, ports, train stations) layouts into the chosen theme then create gameplay paths through them by blocking off/destroying certain entrances and floors to allow one map to have 5-6 varied play-routes. That said I think I need to go cry in a corner while curled up for a while. Laters.
@jamesgarratt10437 жыл бұрын
the chaos invasion of armageddon never happened it's the armenian genocide of the 40k universe according to the young tau OF COURSE !!!!!!!
@carsoncasmirri38747 жыл бұрын
"It's bullshit we're trying to have a reasonable discussion about the greater good"
@CornPop-cz2eo4 жыл бұрын
Damn that was good. I can't get the image of Al Jazeera using the bacon like smell of the warp in order to brainwash Chunk and Anna into preaching propaganda.
@hyakushiki94384 жыл бұрын
Corn Pop42020 Anna, who is Armenian herself. 🙄
@hybridgorilla7 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention [REDACTED]. It was an important part of [REDACTED]. Ahh well, at least you mentioned [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], and that -annoying- PERFECTLY REASONABLE AND NOBLE Inquisition didn't censor my post at all.
@vulkanofnocturne7 жыл бұрын
Von Straub must have been inspired by the real Von Hotsendorf.
@nineballmk27 жыл бұрын
LETS NOT GET CRAZY NOW VULKAN!
@justcaino91763 жыл бұрын
@@nineballmk2 Team 3 star? : )
@philv22157 жыл бұрын
I shed a tear at 49:44
@jasonwalter83607 жыл бұрын
An Hour long Lore video! PRAISE DA EMPRAH
@adamcarey609311 ай бұрын
The crane operators welding themselves into their machines to fight ork gargants in hand to hand always gets me for some reason. i read that in a white dwarf back when the armegeddon event was going on. got me back then too. something about the fanatical determination to make the enemy pay despite the certainty of their own deaths. there was another description in white dwarf that discussed crazy hive gangers full of drums sent into ventilation ducts to fight ork commandos in hand to hand that was also pretty awesome.
@adamcarey609311 ай бұрын
pumped full of STIMS*
@Kh0rne87 жыл бұрын
Yes there was absolutely no Chaos Demon invasion led by my Brother at all.
@penetrationexpert32417 жыл бұрын
Horus Lupercal you still dead egghead
@Kh0rne87 жыл бұрын
Dawn Bringer me reappearing would still make more sense then "Gathering storm".
@neofulcrum50137 жыл бұрын
Horus Lupercal for the warmaster
@Kh0rne87 жыл бұрын
Give this man a cooky !
@legionofthedamned1577 жыл бұрын
Greetings warmaster
@theangrykorean51947 жыл бұрын
I love the scale of WH40k battles in the lore. that Titan exploding in the middle of the attacking Ork horde was bigger than the Tsar Bomba. aka the biggest nuke us plebian humans have ever tested.
@antimaster64327 жыл бұрын
The pure badassery of Commisar Yarick shed a tear from my eye... Beautiful.
@carloscaballeromoreno48537 жыл бұрын
49:45 God dammit, you sure know how to make a narration epic
@rythegeneral5117 жыл бұрын
Carlos caballeromoreno FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
@joratoxdarkblade68266 жыл бұрын
50:00 man that stuff still gives me chills, really well done Arch
@tomtexas48977 жыл бұрын
I wish to obtain knowledge as to the cause of exterminatis class weaponry being stored on Armageddon. This is for documentation and subsequent classification by Commissar Debit Fett of the Trappist system.
@barrybend71896 жыл бұрын
Commissar Debit Fett simple just use the forbidden divide by zero equation in all of the hives main power facilities.
@helldrake777777 жыл бұрын
The art is absolutely amazing! As a Patron I must say, I have spent my money well! I absolutely love the art for the Hive of Asheron! Those three guys(Imperial Guard, Gangmember and Civilian) looked super awesome together! Also, hearing the lore of the video, the defense of Hive Hellsreach reminds me a lot of the Battle at Shipka Pass. Very touching to me on a personal level.
@Demiurge13 Жыл бұрын
if its to arch you spent that money then you sent it the wrong way because that art you refer to all comes from the video game wh40k armagg...eddon
@user-wo1ii7cr4m7 жыл бұрын
Arch, this is, my friend, the very best of the lore videos You made this far, in my humble opinion. Not only You managed to deliver tons of specifics in a form You most of the time masterfully do, You added this most required drama and pathos of Acheron siege. Man... You nailed it.
@StoicNatsoc7 жыл бұрын
did someone mentioned...DAEMON INVASION?!? UH OHHHHH SMASH IT ! (headbuts against the exterminatus button)
@zerowolf00067 жыл бұрын
Lord Inquisitor Ninoslav I see what you did
@54jOe547 жыл бұрын
I've been a subscriber since your first lore videos when total war warhammer was first announced, and i have to say, in my opinion this is your best lore video yet. Absolutely outstanding. Thank you.
@CoffeeMaus7 жыл бұрын
There better be a second video. If you pull a Night Haunter again, there will be blood. (Possibly skulls, but no promises.)
@jimsaintruth42485 жыл бұрын
49:40 that line legit sent shivers down my spine, I love warhammer.
@lordinquisitor62337 жыл бұрын
This is why I love 40k: it's a universe where the apocalypse is just Tuesday
@lordinquisitor62337 жыл бұрын
Remind me when I was reading the macharius crusade
@sadhappy88607 жыл бұрын
49:40 I love the way you tell these stories
@yuripantyhose49737 жыл бұрын
Ah pizza, mountain dew and arch warhammer, killer combo
@ABorderPrince7 жыл бұрын
Loving this you have set a new standard #rememberhades
@Hyperdin7 жыл бұрын
Arch's bed time stories are the best. Thanks for an awesome tale :)
@ruscellotwitch46177 жыл бұрын
I have REALLY enjoyed this video. Thanks Arch. You put a lot of emphasis at the right time giving the right amount of feeling to it. Well done.
@warriorcrab13197 жыл бұрын
Listening to this... I kind of want a modded Mechwarrior 3 with Arch doing the singleplayer mission briefings.
@grantkruger36894 жыл бұрын
Orks know its Yarrick by the power claw, and the almost deafening clanging sound when he walks...
@angelsc75884 жыл бұрын
1:07:45 "It's a pretty hard task to burn down an entire jungle" *Sweats in Brazilian*
@Razkunn7 жыл бұрын
Arch, I am not one to be easily impressed, yet right now I am. The moment when you turned down the light, and mentioned that the God Emperor protects, it was electrifying, it was elating, a stroke of genius. The maps, the detail, ahhh, it was beautiful! Keep up the awesome work mate. :D Listenin to your lore analysis helps me find new ways to poke into my own SF that's being slowly tortured into being :-)
@kybercat77 жыл бұрын
..i think useing the words "ork" and "plan" together is kinda.......inaccurate
@morgancarey13746 жыл бұрын
Kyber Cat Well they do in the sense "orks have absolutely no fucking plan"
@ayindephulgence49505 жыл бұрын
it's more like they pick a direction and sometimes stick to it
@Archon39604 жыл бұрын
You'z nevah met Ol' Gazghkull, do ya? xD
@toddwilliams81284 жыл бұрын
what do you call an ork with half a brain? STRATEGIST
@nukclear27414 жыл бұрын
Morgan Carey no plan survives contact with the enemy.
@ShankStabington7 жыл бұрын
Terrific job, Arch. You have no idea how greatful I am for your lore videos. I fell in love with the style of 40k years ago, but without you I would have never been able to learn about the universe. Thank you, you're doing the God Emperors work my friend.
@PinkB00mer7 жыл бұрын
I loved this video. Telling lore in this way is very enganging and entertaining. Keep it up please.
@gso6197 жыл бұрын
I can't help but admire the INCREDIBLE subtlety and creativity of Games Workshop when it comes to naming things. I can't wait for the part where commander Faust and his forces from hive city Helheim set out to stop the orks from crossing the Purgatory river and onto the Baphomet peninsula by confronting them at a bridge locally known as Satan's left testicle.
@NinthRomance5 жыл бұрын
Usually the Death Korps of Krieg ignore or outright shoot their own commissars for not being hardened suicidal badasses like themselves but if yarrick was their commissar I doubt they would ever question his authority/orders and would actually respect him.
@TheDeablo13 жыл бұрын
still one of the best lore vids you have done arch always come back to this one
@CQBEXPT7 жыл бұрын
I like the theory that Yarrick is literally being kept alive by the fear of the combined ork hordes.
@Burton5557 жыл бұрын
Arch, your story telling is the sole reason I got into the lore of both fantasy and 40k Warhammer. Thank you so much for many hours of enjoyment.
@comandershrapnel46965 жыл бұрын
Yarrick staring down the warboss. "You should have gone for the head"
@soldiert01446 жыл бұрын
"but even in darkest of days...…. the emperor protects!" I literally smiled when I heard that
@Maethendias7 жыл бұрын
"the Diablolus river is ... basically a river" touché
@walt_man10 ай бұрын
It was so cool seeing Necromunda models in the Codex Armageddon. In fact, listening/watching interviews with some of the GW icons. They could never make stuff fast enough, specially plastics [18 month lead time!]. Would have been cool to get some Necromundan Spiders with this book. They'd have to be all metal or some parts for.... the Catachans? lol
@HiopX5 жыл бұрын
Imperium: You can't just simply burn down an entire Jungle Bolsonaro: Hold my beer
@CelticSamoan7 жыл бұрын
Good lord this is wonderful. The battle maps and attention to lore detail then the added flare you put on your videos is nothing short of spectacular. Thank you for sharing this.
@augmenautus3 жыл бұрын
"He stole the war bosses arm. Run boyz" - some ork
@raymondcruz19187 жыл бұрын
nice been waiting for another armageddon lore. thx arch keep doing what your doing man
@chaosknight91317 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine how many times 'FOR THE EMPEROR' said during the siege of Helsreach
@ravenseeker82677 жыл бұрын
God damn Arch, i absolutely adore your lore videos.
@SpoonieMcspoonington7 жыл бұрын
Seriously why is everyone hating on the spacewolves?! They did very well when they SINGLE........HANDEDLY.......... defeated that chaos invasion Never has the imperium had a finer victory apart from when an angry marine beat a special snowflake marine to death by picking up a fellow angry marine wearing terminator armor and proceeded too beat the ever loving snot out of it while the terminator swore at the special snowflake for being a pansy while his brother swung him around like a wet towel
@nicholasleclerc15834 жыл бұрын
What the the hell are you talking ? That sounds awesome !!!
@Andri4747 жыл бұрын
What an amazing and detailed series of books. It's like a war documentary, with violence, drama, treason, suspense and lots of heroism. Best hour and 10 minutes I've spent in weeks.
@honestkyn7187 жыл бұрын
The What now? Midgets led by an inquisitor? *pulls out bolt pistol* that did not happen...period.
@nineballmk27 жыл бұрын
they are coming back!
@cryohellinc7 жыл бұрын
One hour video from Arch? Yes please.
@MyGuy185 жыл бұрын
I understand now. Yarrick is the descendant to Goblin Slayer!
@therasen97105 жыл бұрын
Even two years later it's still my favourite episode
@pmslevelboss6 жыл бұрын
At my funeral I want an english narrator telling all my life's misfortunes with a solemn straight voice for 1 hours non stop.
@TuntematonX6 жыл бұрын
I must say, I enjoy the fact that you decided to focus on the official accounting of the War for Armageddon. The citizenry and Inquisition thank you for excluding things that... DID NOT HAPPEN.
@crestfallenspaniard70797 жыл бұрын
The demonic invasion of Armaggedon is fake news. And you know it. Also, great pictures. Specially the one in the balcony with the orks in the background.
@CryingZombie6667 жыл бұрын
Sooooo... Fox News still exist up to 40k?
@PanosKalaigidis7 жыл бұрын
The part at around 50minute is one of the most epic things I've heard for quite some time. Keep it up !!
@theeternalchronicler30727 жыл бұрын
Your telling me we lost 5 not 1 but 5 TITANS! By the emperor how could such a atrocitie happen.
@thomastakesatollforthedark22314 жыл бұрын
How is that so bad? Just construct more on one of the trillion worlds the imperium rules
@ThePumpkinRot4 жыл бұрын
Billions of guard have been sacrificed for one titan. To lose five in single engagement...
@thomastakesatollforthedark22314 жыл бұрын
@@ThePumpkinRot oh... Yeah that's bad
@Bennybruv4 жыл бұрын
I don’t even know or have ever had any previous warhammer experience. I just enjoy hearing arch read me incredible stories before bed.
@kempachikaotic6 жыл бұрын
"But even...in the darkest of days...the Emperor Protects!
@slivernoob19397 жыл бұрын
I truly got into the world of 40k very recently from the game Armageddon. nice to see some full fledged videos on it.