But I thought I was the real Alpharion @@alketsadedinaj3011
@alketsadedinaj30115 жыл бұрын
@@raamaa202 shhhhhhhh
@thoryon77675 жыл бұрын
**exterminatus intensifies**
@TheThingInMySink5 жыл бұрын
I was watching this when the Comissar entered our dugout, switched to xeno porn because it was easier to explain.
@phreakazoith22375 жыл бұрын
Thanx to the God emperor we have the commissar button
@elysiankentarchy15315 жыл бұрын
You know I was going to make a remark about how switching to xeno porn would make the commissar *blam!* you just as much as this video would but when I actually thought about it the odds are actually lesser than the xeno porn.
@asmordisfluffbreaker49994 жыл бұрын
Ah yes... Heresy.
@MWBalls4 жыл бұрын
@@elysiankentarchy1531 Depends on what kind of xeno porn. If your watching an Eldar blood orgy thats doubly bad since its both xeno filth AND Slanesh worship.
@comradecommissar82234 жыл бұрын
So that is what you were really doing private Mud? Meet me outside immediately. Leave your rifle and helmet
@EmanGameplay5 жыл бұрын
Well it's not the next Vraks video, but I'll take a Ruinous Powers tutorial any day of the week.
@elasolezito5 жыл бұрын
Arch is a Norscan after all, he obviously knows something more than us.
@GI_D2045 жыл бұрын
@@elasolezito I assumed there was something fishy about Arch. :D
@elasolezito5 жыл бұрын
@commissar grungor Yea there are many kriegsmen out there :P
@theinquisition75 жыл бұрын
A heretical post and yet you do not do your duty Commissar?
@lucasbeck13914 жыл бұрын
@@Elenrai the more i read about it the more i realize i know nothing about the country i live in
@gallendugall89135 жыл бұрын
So now Arch is giving career advice?
@khamul645 жыл бұрын
Coaching us towards Chaos xD
@Αντωνηςλιυδακης5 жыл бұрын
how to join your local antifa
@some_shitposting_idiot30235 жыл бұрын
@@Αντωνηςλιυδακης I'd say chaos is more tolerant and diverse than those degenerates
@dimas38295 жыл бұрын
@@Αντωνηςλιυδακης nah, antifa are one of the skaven clans, preferring to back-stab each other in perpetual oppression Olympics, while chaos is Africa where you are indeed viewed as a demigod if you fuck, eat and kill other tribes like there is no tomorrow and life of a somewhat sentient being is valued no more than life of a fly.
@Wildboy7897895 жыл бұрын
@@dimas3829 I love the skaven, and I am a democrat
@horkosofdonso76245 жыл бұрын
The coolest thing a 40k character can do is become a *immortal daemon prince.* The 2nd coolest thing a 40k character can do is help his colleague become a *immortal daemon prince.* The 3rd coolest thing a 40k character can do is help his colleague become a *''G'rrhbrlbrblbr':ing* chaos spawn in the hope of being dealt the transformation into a *[...]* you guessed it. *So what are you waiting for?* Make your loyalist space marine chapter master go rogue today! *CAUTION:* Not for the un-gene seeded or easily mind cleansed. May cause tearing of the eyes, uncontrollable laughter and seizure of one's immortal soul. *Aspirants may experience* sensations such as: being stalked by the ordo hereticus, levitation, sedation, stimulation, strange nightmarish haunting images, sleep walking, sleep talking, sleep kicking, sleep punching, sleep worship, sleep sleeping. *Warning:* If your aspiring champion experiences an erection lasting more than 4 hours call you local slaaneshi doctorate immediatley.
@thegodemperorofmankind30905 жыл бұрын
Horkos of Dõnsö you just made my day with this
@horkosofdonso76245 жыл бұрын
@@thegodemperorofmankind3090 I always comment on Arch's videos. If they rank higher on analytics that roundabout helps out his channel.
@chrisb41315 жыл бұрын
Don't forget mild headaches.
@some_shitposting_idiot30235 жыл бұрын
What if he just has an erection in general should we phone slaneesh up and throw a party?
@randallb845 жыл бұрын
Omg...I read this in Arch's voice, well done sir that was funny as all hell
@Nyghtking5 жыл бұрын
Person: "How did you become a chaos champion? Chaos Champion of Khorn: "I fought and took the heads of great warriors." Chaos Champion of Tzeentch: "I plotted the downfall of both an entire city and my warlord." Chaos Champion of Slaanesh: "I have the stamina of a god!" Chaos Champion of Nurgle: 'I got wasted, ate some bad meat, shit in a town's well, poisoning the town's water supply."
@TheKing-qz9wd4 жыл бұрын
Sign me up for Khorn and Tzeentch so I can off the Slaneeshi and Nurglite champions. Ain't putting up with their foolishness.
@avukovic844 жыл бұрын
Or maybe: Chaos Champion of Slaanesh:"I have fucked my whole warband... Three times."
@TheKing-qz9wd4 жыл бұрын
@@avukovic84 I can feel my breakfast churning in my stomach with just the thought...
@whyonthefall53734 жыл бұрын
Chaos Champion of Arioch: "Blood and Souls!"
@ChaosLemonVIII3 жыл бұрын
@@whyonthefall5373 Ah a fellow Elric fan
@zenoblues77875 жыл бұрын
Step 1: kill everything in a very specific way Step 2: dedicate pile of corpses to favorite god Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit
@khamul645 жыл бұрын
Step 2.5: slaanesh wants you to fuck those corpses
@HighlanderFrag4Life5 жыл бұрын
step 2.7 2fresh4nurgle
@Archon39605 жыл бұрын
The "???" part isn't even a joke, since Chaos' rewards are _entirely_ random ! x)
@zenoblues77875 жыл бұрын
@@joku212 yes but in order to truly worship Slannesh one must always be willing go further as to experience more and more excess as the prince of pleasure demands. For a follower of the thirsting god enough is never enough there must always be *MORE* and then even more than that.
@marcun6665 жыл бұрын
Step 5: No profit? Make bigger pile of corpses!
@gasmonkey10005 жыл бұрын
After this video I want a roguelike set in the Chaos Wastes where you play an aspiring Chaos Champion.
@epicstyle10005 жыл бұрын
There is a mount and blade warband mod that allows you to play as chaos and even ascend to demon prince www.moddb.com/mods/warsword-conquest
@cornholio84115 жыл бұрын
Ascension to daemonhood!!
@cornholio84115 жыл бұрын
Let's write a script
@jakefrost74045 жыл бұрын
*_*Chaos Champion: The Video Game*_* Choosing your patron God determines your play style. Khorne - Mount and Blade meets DOOM Slaanesh - Mount and Blade meets AGONY/Lust for Darkness Nurgle - Mount and Blade meets Plague Inc Tzeentch - Mount and Blade meets Mount and Blade meets Mount and Blade meets Call of Cthulhu (Edit: *_"Just as planned...."_* ) Malal - THERE IS NO MALAL! **BLAM**
@lynnusuk20925 жыл бұрын
But there’s the horned rat though, how would skaven play out since they basically did most of the work that causes the end times
@EmperorTyrael5 жыл бұрын
What about Undivided huh? Did you forget about that?
@ashleychaplin58555 жыл бұрын
@Zack Nemo big words for someone in *crusading* distance
@TheCorrodedMan5 жыл бұрын
Felix Chaplin I like Lorgar
@arjusarauis99015 жыл бұрын
Would be cool to have a Mount and Blade inspired game as a Chaos Champion. I can imagine myself rip and tearing as a Khornate Champion :)
@quazar50173 жыл бұрын
I imagine a Tzeentch warband as completely memeworthy; like nobody ever does something, everyone is nice to each other, but people just fall over dead, disappear or have tragic accidents all the time.
@beaubanhagel33452 жыл бұрын
I'm sad to say this sounds like my life I need an inquisitor
@666kingdrummer5 жыл бұрын
You're not alone Arch, I've been suggesting an official Warhammer Fantasy Mount & Blade game for years, so we don't have to rely on "janky" fan mods anymore.
@LegateRioksia5 жыл бұрын
Warsword is pretty okay though its fan mod. Cant wait for bannerlord and someone to mod warhammer in it.
@dersuddeutschesumpf54445 жыл бұрын
@@LegateRioksia we grow
@cloroxusthestainlessone43245 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for a 40k total war, the men-at-arms mod isn't bad but it's nothing more then throw infantry forward
@samc69745 жыл бұрын
@@LegateRioksia I can't wait either by 2060 though Barron Trump will be leading the space force with his Thunder warriors. By that time Banner Lord will at least have a release date.
@spencergalland57545 жыл бұрын
@@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 play the 40k mod for men of war assault squad 2 its Russian localized but there is a translation
@davidmuresan94975 жыл бұрын
The Gods of Chaos are the worst Senpai's to be noticed by
@Mulletmanalive5 жыл бұрын
David Muresan they are, however, very likely to F you like you asked. :D
@Fox12235 жыл бұрын
I see you
@rebeccaconlon97435 жыл бұрын
@@Mulletmanalive or in a completely unique way
@charlottewalnut31184 жыл бұрын
David Muresan Tyranid Senpai
@Kemot3005 жыл бұрын
All inspiring chaos warlord Nightmare: Chaos warlord: 4 lords of Chaos!!! I have done many deeds for you: Put plagues into food of entire villages, Directed tens of "Orgii Circuses" with STDs into civilised places, Slaughtered entire cities to build a skull pyramid and Manipulated nations into war with one another. Wheres my Rewards???!!! Nurgle: Fine, here's your reward - diarrhea Chaos warlord: What.... Slaanesh: Here's my - Hemorrhoids, because you should learn to love the pain. Chaos warlord: That's not what I.... Khorne: Might as well join the fun - Your diarrhea will be very bloody!!!! Chaos warlord: No, that's… Tzeentch: And here’s my gift - during the diarrhea you will shit frogs and snakes instead of simple shit. Chaos warlord (crying): Stop! Just STOP!!!
@Hopeofmen5 жыл бұрын
The worst part is this is canon.
@Thecommander2485 жыл бұрын
Most worshippers are unwilling. I feel sorry for the ones who CHOOSE this because they obviously have no idea what they are getting into.
@theenderdestruction23622 жыл бұрын
Then malice just steps in and get rid of all that and says: here have some super strength resistance to fucking everything and a bunch of other mumbo jumbo alright byee
@jesperpetersen61055 жыл бұрын
Cultist Simulator, Warhammer Edition.
@Benyhl25 жыл бұрын
Oh oh me buy that :)
@martinhedberg21355 жыл бұрын
Ha ha that would be funny but maybe some of a nsfw game
@caad52585 жыл бұрын
indeed, just retheme the hours and the influences
@DoctorFail5 жыл бұрын
I want it
@andreykuzmin43555 жыл бұрын
Summon Dæmons. Eat your friends. Go insane.
@autumn53085 жыл бұрын
I followed all the instructions and despite meticulously checking every step I have proceeded to be transformed into a chaos spawn and defecate out of an orifice I do not believe I had before. I rate this guide 5/10, it was okay but expect to experience some unforeseen inconveniences.
@samc69745 жыл бұрын
You know having 12 hands and four buttholes isn't as bad as others make it seem.
@captainpuffinpuffinson47695 жыл бұрын
@@samc6974 or a third penis
@TheGreatThicc5 жыл бұрын
Could be worse. I got two extra anuses. One won't stop speaking english in reverse and the other sings mexican folk songs in French
@autumn53085 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain, I can't seem to aim my ruinous powers at the toilet bowl effectively anymore.
@shelleymcrae5144 жыл бұрын
This is why you stay away from tzench
@Deamon93IT5 жыл бұрын
*Holy Terra dispatch*: This is Holy Terra dispatch, what is the nature of your emergency? *Me*: Arch Warhammer is sharing how to become a Champion of something called Chaos, sounds heretical *HTD*: We will dispatch our agents to investigate, the Emperor Protects
@Troubleshooter115 жыл бұрын
Why is the sun being blotted out by Imperial Navy ships?...
@ssboom1133445 жыл бұрын
why did one of those ships drop a big ass bomb?
@captainpuffinpuffinson47695 жыл бұрын
Why ... *big explosion sounds*
@randallb845 жыл бұрын
Yea but apparently orc invasions do....huh
@wolfblade40k895 жыл бұрын
Tzeench will protect us all meybe not the others gods tho
@dagdamor15 жыл бұрын
"INQUISITION, OPEN UP" *squads of Stormtroopers burst into the room and go about shooting up Arch's ceiling*
@zenthedying915 жыл бұрын
congrats gentlemen you all just kill a few civilian's in the process of shooting up the lore master ceiling.
@monstergirllover23635 жыл бұрын
Smashes through wall, you have killed citizens you will now be exterminated shoots boltgun
@zenthedying915 жыл бұрын
@@monstergirllover2363 use * example * but without the space *look at the hole in the wall and then look back at you* their is a door you know...
@monstergirllover23635 жыл бұрын
I know there is a door I am a space marine I don't use doors
@theenderdestruction23623 жыл бұрын
@@monstergirllover2363 arch is a inquisitor and that person was just a hologram good luck finding where ever th warp he is
@Omuraisu05 жыл бұрын
Why are there inquisitors outside my house
@captainpuffinpuffinson47695 жыл бұрын
#inqusition
@LethargicGM5 жыл бұрын
They have candy! Get in their van.
@MrBingogogo5 жыл бұрын
Because you touch yourself at night, Jimmy--and unless you worship Slaanesh only the Emperor should ever touch you.
@deeznutz37125 жыл бұрын
Inquisitor?.. noo.. It just imperial agent sent to take you for... research purposes.
@phreakazoith22375 жыл бұрын
I just see a "Two Guys from Titan - Pizza" van. No need to be worried I guess.
@Talon3235 жыл бұрын
The real question is, how many skaven does it take to kill a chaos champpion? All of them.
@deadmeme89735 жыл бұрын
It's a trick question, cuz skaven never run out
@PobortzaPl5 жыл бұрын
All you can muster minus one. That one is you, of course.
@jonblankenship83635 жыл бұрын
how many skaven do you have is the real question here.
@lordclangtheintolorable20945 жыл бұрын
*Distant laughing intensify*
@phreakazoith22375 жыл бұрын
The real question is how do you get OTHER skaven first in line to profit of them getting the job done?
@Muck0065 жыл бұрын
Every 10th half-sentence "most likely to die/be killed".
@stretchmtsa51065 жыл бұрын
I never realized how much I want a Mount and Blade: Chaos Champion game until you said it. Give this man a successor chapter...wait no...a warband!
@epicstyle10005 жыл бұрын
There is a mount and blade warband mod that allows you to play as chaos and even ascend to demon prince www.moddb.com/mods/warsword-conquest
@Lee1enfield5 жыл бұрын
Finally! The guide I had been looking for. No more goats sacrificed in vain.
@Self-replicating_whatnot5 жыл бұрын
A quick hint for aspirinng chaos worsiper - Pantheon wants sacrifice that are of great value to the supplicant, so unless that particular goat was very dear to you Chaos Gods unlikely to consider it a worthy sacrifice. Your firstborn child, on the other hand, or your favorite porn DVD(as long as it's the only copy) may be looked upon with favor.
@Ivan_I999994 жыл бұрын
Self-replicating whatnot frankly a thing of importance for anyone would do if you don’t want to suffer. You’re ex-wife’s parents for example.
@KrimzonFlygon12 жыл бұрын
(Family Guy-style cut to the Impossible Fortress: a Lord of Change is reading when a mangled goat slams down on his tome splattering blood everywhere)
@ed82125 жыл бұрын
*_Still no Black Templar lore video??!_*
@childofslaanesh12515 жыл бұрын
ill tell you the lore of the black templars, we are sons of dorn and we are angry
@Autechltd5 жыл бұрын
Now that you mention it, Arch has been unusually focused on heretical subject ta lately...
@nerowulfee92105 жыл бұрын
PUUUURGING WITH MY KIIIIIN!
@juusovuolle82515 жыл бұрын
@@childofslaanesh1251 Dorn's Angry Boys
@derekburge52945 жыл бұрын
Proposed Black Templar lore video: Arch screams, *"PURGE!"* for 45 minutes with no breaks.
@Daimon-X5 жыл бұрын
Do you hear the voices too?!^^ CHAOS. Join us! We have cookies & Khorne Flakes...
@lokenlok31145 жыл бұрын
*Dragon dildos and demonic stds..
@mgc71995 жыл бұрын
The dark side called. They want their cookies back. They would also like Tzeentch to speak at the next sith convention. 2 tickets sold.
@captainpuffinpuffinson47695 жыл бұрын
@@lokenlok3114 is it slaanshmas already
@Rick5865 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
@nervmeister5 жыл бұрын
Daemon's Princedom has one particular drawback as, once you've ascended, you can now only interact with the physical world once warp energies/ chaos winds are high enough in the area in question.
@bonefetcherbrimley77405 жыл бұрын
"The Hung Barbarian" Sounds like a conan the barbarian themed animed hentai video title. DO IT ARCH, MAKE IT!
@captainpuffinpuffinson47695 жыл бұрын
This is not a skaven video, are you ashamed of your heritage?
@johnmcmanus78095 жыл бұрын
He does lool like he has spent too much time in the burrows of Skavendom.
@khamul645 жыл бұрын
There were stryxies in todays live already
@blmmore17785 жыл бұрын
whats a skaven?
@ShouldHaventJoined5 жыл бұрын
@@blmmore1778 must be new here welcome! I recommend u spend time listening to Arch's Lore Videos in ur spare time.
@gamermoment6565 жыл бұрын
@Tom Yorke Calm down snowflake everyone gets made fun of on the internet.
@@waitwheresmycookie If you never hadn't heard about it then you can't say, brother.
@hectorandem29445 жыл бұрын
@PobortzaPI If they haven't heard of The Lodge, they can't handle the "log".
@Taranchule5 жыл бұрын
I'm old enough to remember a time before the Northern Marauder tribes (baring Norsca) existed in the fluff. Indeed, I distinctly remember an article in White Dwarf where Rick Priestly and co. fessed up not having the slightest clue where these hordes of black-armored madman actually came from. Cue the 1997 Realm of Chaos boxed set and the introduction of the Kurgans, the Hungs and the Tongs.
@Gr_ywind5 жыл бұрын
And not one Matt Ward joke, Arch you alright?
@TrippingwithDari5 жыл бұрын
I think its overly done to the point noone really cares about it anymore. Nevertheless why not put more effort and watch "Mahou Shoujo Ore" its one of the fastest way to get noticed by Slaanesh.
@lucasbeck13914 жыл бұрын
@@TrippingwithDari euphoria/boku no pico Or read metamorphosis
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
Matt wards for the 40k ultramarines, this here is fantasy
@gwyndolin15365 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Petition Nurgle for favor. Step 2: Impress him by eating nothing but Taco Bell breakfast, lunch, and dinner for eight days straight. Step 3: Try to survive the worst bowel wrenching pain ever.
@honorguard7616 Жыл бұрын
7 days
@ianwatterson6970 Жыл бұрын
slannesh?
@Andri4745 жыл бұрын
BY SIGMAR, I shall notify the witch hunters of this! Uh, not before I watch it myself for research purposes...
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone else who actually knows who to call to deal with this video
@stannisbaratheon36505 жыл бұрын
Hmmm I tried to be a Champion of Slaneesh. Now I got 3 swat teams outside my house right now........
@lepennyking21363 жыл бұрын
ops! haha
@peanusbenis56315 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say Arch is championing 40k lore videos.
@matics4535 жыл бұрын
😁👏👏👏👏👏👏
@Vietnam_Chr0nicles4 жыл бұрын
Luetin09 and a border prince are the best. Arch is 3rd
@HeavenShallTremble5 жыл бұрын
Oh nice, finally a DIY-video worth watching.
@TheCorrodedMan5 жыл бұрын
Thanks arch, this makes things so much easier. Glory to Lorgar and the true gods and all that.
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
No. Glory to Archaon the Everchosen
@8stringedBeast4 жыл бұрын
This sounds like steps to becoming a manager in retail.
@ekhidna45 жыл бұрын
*read the video title* Ah, I see, itching for an Exterminatus, are we?
@toemoe42795 жыл бұрын
Is there a better way to start a nerdy weekend ? No.
@DarkZedCannon5 жыл бұрын
I was missing that Fantasy content. I'm so glad to see this.
@markustorma42105 жыл бұрын
"How to become a chaos champion"-video started with Libero dipers commercial 😂
@skipspikebud5 жыл бұрын
*INCOMING CALL FROM THE HOLY ORDER OF THE INQUISITION*
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
This call is intercepted by the Witch Hunters of sigmar, go back to nuking 40k planets
@MrFantocan Жыл бұрын
A magic user probably gets a better carrier plan in the chaos gods hierarchy: Hedge Wizard > Witch > Warlock Then you got plenty of power to stick a job as a Cult Magus or a Norscar Shaman. Until you get the dream job of Chaos Sorceror, and perhaps turn an Exalted Daemon.
@phreakazoith22375 жыл бұрын
The best position among your warband's leader to climb the ladder further might be a position behind him, somewhere close to his neck in a good distance for a lil stabby stab stab I assume.
@PosranaRegistrace5 жыл бұрын
Warband leader: *"Your diarrhea intimidates me!"* **kills the poor bastard**
@TrippingwithDari5 жыл бұрын
I think im already leaping bounds.. I was banned from Archwarhammer Discord by a moderator who accuses me of posting something illegal of a gif. (It wasnt what the mod claimed it was) Despite its taken from Inuyashiki.. A series from the creator of Gantz. Soo.. Y'know.. If its enough to offend one of Arch's inquisitorial moderators.. Its sure as hell going to get noticed by the Chaos Gods.
@SinerAthin5 жыл бұрын
Given the absolutely crippling rate of attrition it seems you have to go through to become even a chaos warrior, I am surprised the forces of chaos can even find enough human(ish) servants to launch any attack of significance against the empire.
@mdb454245 жыл бұрын
Slaanesh whorship helps with the population problem. just cut up a Spawn for food, they will regenerate
@omegawilliam95s363 жыл бұрын
The birth rates in Slaaneshi groups help maintain that attrition.
@willrogers37935 жыл бұрын
Y’know, this was possibly the most entertaining video of yours I’ve seen in a while. I actually drew the attention of my family members with the odd chicken/goblin noises that constitute my laughter. Well done, sir.
@cryptosporidium13755 жыл бұрын
But I did the same thing and I’m becoming a chaos spawww! *inhuman roaring*
@lokenlok31145 жыл бұрын
*This is a good paiiiin!!*
@andrewpush49615 жыл бұрын
Didn't read terms and conditions classic mistake
@wolfblade40k895 жыл бұрын
All ways look at the small print then tzeench will gift you
@gasmonkey10005 жыл бұрын
Cryptosporidium 137 Well it's no wonder why you just said the C S word. You say that you turn into one. The only reason why Arch can say is because he's an Emperor/Sigmar fearing Inquisitor/Witch Hunter, whereas if Chaos worshippers say it they turn into it.
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
Never say that word
@wyvernfallgaming5 жыл бұрын
Do a Cathay lore and deamon Lore video at SOME POINT (fantasy demons)
@chalsfo5 жыл бұрын
Unlike real demons like this, with khrone.. hmm
@khylerbane45239 ай бұрын
17:00 There was a game like that. Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War. Both were and still are a blast to play. Imagine starting out as your character and your tutorial is taking out a war and leader. From there you go around the warhammer world recruiting others, raising hell, and gathering items to boat you stats. Think Daniel from Total War but as a human. I would play that game religiously.
@Morec03 жыл бұрын
Still waiting on The Hung Barbarian video Arch.
@SleepyGeist3 жыл бұрын
I watched this sitting in my force meditation chamber, the emperor called and said there is someone trying to dock in the Death Star hanger called “inquisition” does anyone know who these guys are?
@d180jnr5 жыл бұрын
You should do a video on how a clan rat could rise in power!
@Varbos_Poet5 жыл бұрын
He covers the rising through the ranks of clan Skryer in his video on that clan.
@Marinealver5 жыл бұрын
Nah, Europe is Tzeentch with their extreme liberalism. Slaanesh is in Asia (no explanation needed), Khorne has the Middle East (no explanation for this either), Nurgle has Africa (Where else does Ebola come from?).
@Terrgore5 жыл бұрын
@@Marinealver I think you made replayed to the wrong comment. :))))
@xBenwa5 жыл бұрын
When you bring up how it’d make a great game, I was thinking “Shadows of Mordor with a Warhammer fantasy setting.” I’m getting nerd-gitty just imagining doing quests for chaos gods to be a champion undivided
@Tachi24075 жыл бұрын
"Arch's Guide to Heresy", soon in your local bookstore.
@chrisbingley4 жыл бұрын
This is an easy one. You go to the mountain at the magnetic north pole (not the actual north pole, that's where I keep my stuff). You pick one of the caves (any, it really doesn't matter) and kill whatever is inside and nick their stuff. Then, discard any of their stuff that you don't like (or where your's is better) and call it an offering to which ever god you want to bless you. Then you have to rack up some numbers, to show that you're actually worth investing in. I recommend collecting 100 skulls for Khorne, catching 100 plagues for Nurgle, sleeping with 50 different species for Slanesh or reading 1000 books for Tzeentch. Now that you've got their attention, kill somebody as a sacrifice to them and bingo you're a Champion of Chaos. *Result may vary. Side effects include, death, spawndom, addiction, and rapid weight gain
@theinfamousmrd5 жыл бұрын
* starts video * INQUISITORS! OPEN UP!
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
*witch hunter throws inquisitor away* Witch Hunter: this is my town, go back to 40k
@kharnthebetrayer2505 жыл бұрын
I can feel every inquisitor coming for you now
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
Every *witch hunter*
@jonsmith14052 жыл бұрын
I know this is a old video. But I just found your channel and it’s amazing
@Noobformer5 жыл бұрын
"too stubborn to lay down and die, like a cooperative person would have..." -love the narrative lol.
@imperialinquisition9755 жыл бұрын
I. DO. NOT. APPROVE!!!
@asdrubaelvect80385 жыл бұрын
I have a series of planets to report to you.
@Fox12235 жыл бұрын
I sacrifice Imperial Inquisition to the ruinous powers.
@imperialinquisition9755 жыл бұрын
@@Fox1223 Try it you filthy heretic!
@imperialinquisition9755 жыл бұрын
@@asdrubaelvect8038 Thank you for helping the Inquisition. I refer you to my assistant I will be sure to attend to the matter in the next 200-300 years.
@asdrubaelvect80385 жыл бұрын
@@Fox1223 and all i got was this lousey t-shirt
@Phenixtri5 жыл бұрын
Heh makes me wonder if it would even be possible to troll chaos.... Like how would the lord of change himself respond to someone fucking up his plans just by having the right person in the wrong place at the right time to throw some wrenches in the gears.
@GaratghDeloi5 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you are now a chaos spawn.
@mdb454245 жыл бұрын
thats basically arhcion, which is why hes choas undivided
@Phenixtri5 жыл бұрын
do tell more this arhcion fellow sounds interesting. any books about him to recommend by any chance?
@mdb454245 жыл бұрын
@@Phenixtri Arch did a warhammer video about him not long ago
@lynnusuk20925 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is they seems to like someone like that as their ultimate champion, an ever chosen in wh fantasy since all the trials archaon went through that was personally designed by the chaos gods is to prove he can resist them, him not letting slaanesh seduce him with worldly desires in the dark prince’s trial, him not succumbing to diseases in nurgle’s trial, and him not being fooled by the maze Tzeentch built, the only maybe exception is khorne’s trial since in it he just have to kill a greater daemon which isn’t really defying the blood god since he thrives as much violence as possible, in any source possible
@cheekychief22735 жыл бұрын
“Hmm I sure do have a lot of rivals... commence plan: Night of the Long Knives 2: Extermination Boogaloo”
@Edgeiv5 жыл бұрын
I do enjoy that it makes it sound like tutorial on how to DIY become a champion of the dark gods
@whoaitstiger5 жыл бұрын
Chaos Champions of Khorne should be called Khorne stars.
@KirunyandNanta4 жыл бұрын
Grandfather Nurgle: That was a great feat of feces.. Reward this man!
@lookbach5 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, I now have a time-share in Uganda, please help.
@mgc71995 жыл бұрын
Can't help Invading China All glory to Khorne
@ivanthemadvandal84355 жыл бұрын
@@mgc7199 No you stupid bastard you were supposed to invade Russia during winter
@wolfblade40k895 жыл бұрын
Would help but tzeench wants me to read tactical books
@mgc71995 жыл бұрын
@ Ivan TheMadVandal You're confusing me with Poroshenko (Ukrainian US puppet). I'm sure Khorne has a job for him soon.
@Palnai2 жыл бұрын
17:05 I'd play the hell outta that sort of game. I love Mount and Blade as is but add this sort of thing in and it would be great.
@retrophone52493 жыл бұрын
So I was working an extra shift last night when my phone started to blow up with KZbin notifications. I was quite pleased to see that it was because Arch’s account was back. So why am i commenting on the video and not the most recent? Simple, this was the first one I punched up while out for my daily walk about
@leiyoung65355 жыл бұрын
Glad you mentioned mount and blade!! Epic game. As always great video
@anorlondo78345 жыл бұрын
This video,making an Ork society,and invading a planet as tyranids all make good video game ideas
@nerfspartanEBF255 жыл бұрын
You know what? A hefty mod of Skyrim could work for this Chaos Champion game, I mean, we already have the spiky edgy pauldrons and summoning things from the universe's Hell, and there's already a combat and magic system in place.
@BOYVIRGO6665 жыл бұрын
You know ill be honest, if I was in Warhammer fantasy I'm fairly certain id try to become a nurgle champion. Nurgle seems like a stand up kinda guy. But I'm fairly sure id end up a Festus the leechlord kinda character.
@rebeccaconlon97435 жыл бұрын
Papa nurgle loves everyone
@andrewtippman5 жыл бұрын
"As nutty as squirrel sh*t" Arch: I applaud your turn of phrase and will, without shame, use it in my daily life.
@barrybend71895 жыл бұрын
Chaos warbands in Warhammer Fantasy makes orks look organized.
@amandahugenkiss23105 жыл бұрын
I was thinking or a Champion of Slaanesh OC Her name is Vivianna, and she is half eldar. She is a very powerful psyker. Her Warband is called the Pleasure Platoon. She has willingly given herself over to Chaos because of the brutal treatment she suffered at the hands of the Imperium due to being half Eldar. She seeks to turn people against the Emperor by seducing them with pleasure forbidden by the Imperium.
@theenderdestruction23622 жыл бұрын
She precides to DIE because someone takes her place just as planned *distant squid laughter*
@ghola825 жыл бұрын
HERESY!!!
@kutter1315 жыл бұрын
@@johnsilver5783 I did.
@kermitthehermit54765 жыл бұрын
@@johnsilver5783 I found it funny. I suggest you keep your mouth shut before the local arbites take note of your rash behaviour, imperial citizen.
@MrBingogogo5 жыл бұрын
My eyeballs are devoted to Slaanesh, my heart to Khorn, my mind to Tzeentch, and my nine laughing anuses to Papa Nurgle.
@mylesdrake29495 жыл бұрын
Hey arch, could you potentially do video similar to this on how to become a lich or vampire?
@korstmahler3 жыл бұрын
Me: Considering the impossibility of a Nurgle champion hiding his mutations. My Brain: The Ship of Febrezius.
@penelopegreene2 жыл бұрын
Finally, a vocational video you can really get behind!
@RVGmetallicasaw5 жыл бұрын
FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS I HAVE SLUMBERED AND I NOW AWAKEN FOR FANTASY LORE
@MikeTheInsect5 жыл бұрын
Chaos is just a super intense MLM
@Bellephus2 жыл бұрын
Becoming a Champion of Slaanesh would be so cool.
@elysiankentarchy15315 жыл бұрын
For all ya all saying we should declare an exterminatus on Arch for this video I would like to point out a couple things: 1. Arch is an Inquisitor so he can technically do this. 2. Far more importantly Arch is on Holy Terra and we *CANNOT* declare exterminatus Holy Terra, believe me guys, we tried that after the Eversor failed to take him out.
@amandag.61864 жыл бұрын
Not to mention, this is a Fantasy themed chaos video so the imperial inquisition has no authority to take down this guy, that would be the Witch Hunter's job
@Liiineeepiiieeeceee5 жыл бұрын
How about continuing The Beast? ...Please?
@Shadowhunterbg5 жыл бұрын
There are only two voices on KZbin that are smooth as honey for my ears and both are used for storytelling - Warhammer and Dragon age lore. Male - Arch Warhammer Female - Proper Bird With a sassy voice like that i would follow you to hell and back. :D
@ianmcmurchie66365 жыл бұрын
My adept in a Dark Heresy campaign had to sit out for four sessions because of work, and the gm said he had months crippling dysentery, that campaign went off the rails though. Now just as you said this character is an NPC favored by Nurgle in my Black Crusade campaign.
@vikeing1325 жыл бұрын
Ah finally the tutorial video I've been looking for!
@ronnibech33762 жыл бұрын
I remember one session where we needed to inflitrate a slaaneshi coven in Marienburg ^^; the guest need "modesty" to prevent to be reconnized outside so faces wear covered or masked and for "modesty", feet and hands was covered and as well as wearing corsets. now my job was to pursauve one of the shaaneshi witches to give us the information about the relic we needed.... but my Fame with dices is like the life of a Lamenter... I critical failed and ended up being entralled to the Witch. and my character started a "pleasure raid" on marienberg which did became so successful I manage to commendeer a Frigat and was made a shaaneshi Rading captain giving a new meaning to "pleasure cruises" everywhere ^^
@ha2vard275 жыл бұрын
thanks for the advice
@AlukardTheDeathknight Жыл бұрын
The Northerners sound like a jolly fucking bunch when a party is in effect.
@TheReapergod365 жыл бұрын
The mount and blade mod Warsword Conquest already has you covered.
@vladdrakul78515 жыл бұрын
*How to become a Chaos Champion!! Well if anyone should know what that means Arch should know, by experience! Perhaps he could get a job at the local Chaos Marine recruiting center. I am sure he would shine at it, especially with that accent, selling the benefits and perks that a career as a Chaos Warrior would deliver!*
@ParkerDai5 жыл бұрын
I'll become a chaos champion in the name of the Emperor!
@brandonakin875 жыл бұрын
How to become a chaos champion. Why arch you magnificent bastard I think you might inspire me.
@kronomos58745 жыл бұрын
*slaps top of roof* Car salesman: this bad boy can fit so many skulls.
@xman43995 жыл бұрын
Who knew becoming a champion of chaos was so chaotic
@PN15NotAvailable5 жыл бұрын
I mean - Norscans are actually very disciplined in their combat styles, favoring shield walls, spears overhead and maneuvering horsemen making holes in the enemies' defenses from outside while war beasts crush their way through centers. They may not rank like common armies, but they most certainly are as disciplined.
@nedaraid33725 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a chaos based "mount and blade" rites itself for a follower Khorn and Tzentch and even a slaneshy cult can be fun (although the angry parent mob will be huge) but how the hell do you do Nergle? The only way i can imagine is if you go the "Cultist simulator" root. The warband battles can be tcg duels and the cult leading part is already there.