5 Kinds of Drunk People

[@creekpine9970]

I'm the emotional drunk. I cried over grilled cheese while laughing at jokes about keyboards.

[@awkwardpotato9410]

Creek Pine 😂

[@alexfoster5664]

Creek Pine I'm an emotional/silly drunk. Although I think I know my limit, I can walk home without tripping in heels afterwards so I guess that's a good sign lol

[@simonesurana]

Okay, but keyboards :'D

[@haileytalksalot8252]

I cry over grilled cheese anyways...

[@flamingskull1234]

Creek Pine if I drop cheese every no matter what I will cry so much I will die

[@flankroast7386]

The Sober Drunk: The person who drinks about 3 gallons but remains completely sober.

[@sonja3555]

FlankRoast this is me. i'm always the one who has to take care of all the drunk idiots in the end (thanks for that russian + german genes :/)

[@eryleinchen]

DrunkenFluffyUnicorn jeah i know, im very tall and german😂

[@brookebaldwin9739]

did you mean Dean Winchester

[@bunni4659]

FlankRoast Did you mean...Brendon Urie??

[@shelbypopwell4788]

DrunkenFluffyUnicorn Eugene from buzzfeed

[@Mia-gu7uu]

The emotional drunk is me sober

[@saturn._.9975]

Mia M this is way too underrated

[@binx9233]

Same oof

[@ashsanjeev2243]

Haha I started laughing out loud and spit all over my phone screen so thanks for that 😂. But also this is actually me

[@sayiidqalliwalli1035]

Also me

[@jaxonh8797]

Relatable

[@akari707bangtan]

I was so drunk that I fell asleep at the park by the tree. When I woke up, my empty cup had a few coins in it. 😂😂 i was completely mistaken for a homeless girl.

[@Skate4Pls]

Is it weird I want to congratulate you?

[@gbcaro42]

And #6: The "spraying deodorant into your eyeball" drunk

[@thehoneysystem]

MrTheKunzer true

[@CoolestGuy3818]

MrTheKunzer that's what your profile pic means

[@breezyheartz3204]

MrTheKunzer you went there lol

[@kadie5406]

MrTheKunzer 😂

[@spaghettibong3606]

#7 the "masturbating while crying into pizza drunk"

[@katrinas.5446]

The emotional drunk is just me on a daily basis

[@cathrynoneill1207]

Katrina S. okay same

[@shwilson2029]

Join our sad club 🤗

[@cathrynoneill1207]

hey77 hey :(

[@shwilson2029]

cat182 hey :(

[@Max-Parker-Buxton]

Katrina S. yes I have problems

[@likejohnnyandjune2024]

I watched this forever ago when I was a teenager lol. Now Im 22 with a drunk alter ego named Katrina because she's a natural disaster.

[@kennedyelizabd]

girl same lmao

[@sreanahabiba1914]

sameee lmao

[@jennysanimations4181]

_Hi my name's Catrina_

[@riverevans726]

Hahah omg 😂

[@placeholder_username9528]

AudieJane - Katrina? More like tortilla! (Sorry, wanted to quote a vine)

[@goodolcbt5396]

I’m the emotional drunk All the time

[@gerardistired7278]

GreekGirl same

[@mariocart98]

I hug EVERY ONE

[@thecrow4364]

SAME

[@maren5922]

Exactly

[@coctodon1751]

Yep me too

[@sendhelp4405]

YOU FORGOT the the guy who sits in a corner crying laughing and petting a cat

[@brandyharbin4994]

MY ICON IS A PANDA that would be the guy at the party who isnt drunk, hes high 😂

[@zoebell5529]

MY ICON IS A PANDA basicly me normal

[@kimithaxcool]

MY ICON IS A PANDA pretty sure that guy is stoned

[@sami__samm]

MY ICON IS A PANDA that's me sober

[@kurito3481]

MY ICON IS A PANDA You mean Jumin

[@CierrahMist]

Dan: "I will make a new video EVERY Thursday"....hahahaha

[@togepi14]

4 weeks of no uploads

[@togepi14]

HE UPLOADED

[@pinkpandaxxyv6234]

Cierrah Pink hahahaha yeah right!

[@alyshamcalpine2238]

he makes one every month now :(

[@everglow9684]

Alysha Mcalpine Thats bad. Well for me. BECAUSE I LOVE HIS VIDEOS!

[@helpme3425]

Ok I wasn't drunk but I was close to it my Mum said. One time when I was at the dentist and they put me on laughing gas. Apparently they gave to much cause I started flirting with the nurse.....I was 10.....and a girl...I regret nothing...she was hot

[@Dadyes]

I did the same thing when I was 12

[@little_changeling]

Help Me, you my friend, are a legend 😂

[@AZ-yw4zl]

Help Me I love this

[@tonk2002]

Im proud of you

[@alexagold3610]

I was at the dentist and under anesthesia, i began yelling about whether unicorns had penises. I was 8m

[@emilymccandless6341]

“don’t worry, nothing educational or informative” the good quality content that I’m here for

[@ioannad1857]

ikr

[@late.as.always9340]

I once downed and entire bottle of Fireball and then proceeded to cry on my best friend's shoulder the entire night telling him how much I loved squirrels.

[@abigailelizabeth78]

SleepIsUseless seems legit

[@shanelle-rae3309]

that last bit killed me

[@bananamuffin166]

I can relate but it wasn't fireball and I was crying about past mistakes

[@nothankyou7452]

Oh dear

[@crow_with_a_knife]

King of the Squirrels is that you ((If anyone understands this reference you're amazing))

[@londontheperson]

When I was younger I thought "drinking and driving" meant drinking any beverage while driving, so I would yell at my dad for drinking water in the car

[@kyrabroyles391]

OH MY GOD ME TOO

[@noah-kv8nx]

LondonThePerson Same!!

[@Emma-xg1yh]

LondonThePerson sAME

[@sinkdishes]

Dani Stevens wait, you *slapped* your mother?😂

[@psychticambitin7987]

Tf

[@charlieprior4697]

I'm such a child when I'm drunk... I layed on the bed giggling, waving my arms in the air and the only way to stop me was to blow bubbles and let me pop them XD that lasts for like half an hour then I become the most depressed shit ever.... YAY

[@taliaroman77]

Charlie Prior same sometimes when I'm drunk I get so giggly and I can't control my body so I just throw myself around 😂 except the times when I have exstistential crisis's and cry for hours, super fun stuff

[@bethisnotokay3746]

Talia Roman same but minus the depressing shit sorry u have to experience that 😂😂

[@cherise4577]

Actually me too

[@Billy_villans]

Me too

[@DoctorWhoKage]

@@bethisnotokay3746 I'm the same as well and without the shitstorm of depression 'cause, basically, after I drank one can of beer for the first time (on my 18th birthday, by the way), I giggled about the house, then went fast asleep.

[@parklifedd]

yay i was drunk and went outside of my friend's house and started running through his backyard while singing anotherone bites the dust, and almost fell to the pool

[@feenix9354]

Nice taste in music

[@buggyandrews5107]

Mood

[@bl3ck._.m3t4l6]

I diagnose you with the ‘silly drunk’ 😂

[@alexiguess6018]

vickyyy I read “anotherone” as “antherohn”

[@ioannad1857]

iconic

[@moonniieee]

this is kind of unrelated but Dan has one of the most beautiful voices I've ever heard

[@anna15410]

UNRELATED YET EXTREMELY RELATABLE

[@aleciswatching4260]

:gαlєxιѕ: he does... I love it😘

[@elliswestreich8578]

:gαlєxιѕ: yessss

[@lasereyescatspower124]

:gαlєxιѕ: omg I agree with you sooooo much •-•

[@chaupt22]

:gαlєxιѕ: that's always been my thoughts dude

[@kayleeloyd7296]

"look forward to videos every Thursday night" -Dan when is that gonna happen?

[@lilshindy9292]

Kaylee Loyd lol I read this sad he said it

[@cloudylee2937]

lol ikr i wanna laugh, but tbh it's just very sad. the sad truth 😢😢😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂

[@elizabethrymer3296]

lol

[@adinotaldi3182]

Still havent happened yet

[@neonblkhole]

Trust me guys it's totally gonna happen

[@mimikyu3347]

who else is on a dan howell binge after his video :,)

[@bitteralmonds2614]

@@Sushigabby I'm on a binge all the time

[@ioannad1857]

im always on a dnp binge

[@alexsensical6693]

@@bitteralmonds2614 same

[@Emma-wm9jg]

yep!

[@Emma-wm9jg]

did you ever finish it?

[@aimeejohnson9799]

Dan dedication when playing the angry drunk you ripped open your shirt that is dedication 😂😂

[@luciereeves4482]

That was a beautiful T-shirt. Why did he have to do it 😭

[@anabelenaraujo4169]

i'm the emotional drunk.. reasons why i've cried while drunk: -her hair was jst to beautiful -'please don't get cancer i love you too much as to loose you' -that pigeon is just too damn smol -HOLY FUCK IS THAT TYLER OAKLEY???????????? -holy fuck it wasn't -i curse too much

[@the_archives597]

This is beautiful

[@slightlyriley]

"Every single Thursday" *spits out water * why tf u lyin

[@linabeaan]

+Celina The Llama HAHAHAHA

[@Jay-ug8kl]

+Pretty.Odd.TØP.Videos #thecliqueisgoingtojailparty TØP |-/

[@kl33s]

+Jazz Plays ello fren

[@minecraft2000388]

+Pretty.Odd.TØP.Videos o I watch u

[@unicorn4eve367]

Ikr

[@louisaglen187]

This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks

[@idkwhyvideos939]

Louisa Glen I love you

[@harleighs6186]

Yes!!!

[@beansontoast2734]

Stop panicking at the disco

[@thewhy7403]

@@beansontoast2734 I refuse

[@hayleighkolbe6145]

I FOUND MY PEOPLE!

[@user-fh5ov4tu2j]

THE FIRST SEXY END SCREEN DANCE

[@jessicabowles8663]

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@ppdestroyer9794]

Omg in the description dan said he was a mix of 1&5 He is the silly and sexy one Yes I hereby agree

[@sethlost424]

sexy gone silly with phil?!?!? dan if u see this i'm just teasing you. please don't hurt me

[@pinkyyponk]

Tbh not surprising dan’s a sick fuck

[@HelenaNox]

this made me laugh so much, omg

[@DarlingDevil4691]

why do i find that hot? xD

[@abbywrinkle9264]

Are you secretly Phil random comment person?

[@MoMoOBrien]

Embarrassing Story: Halloween. I was dressed as female batman. Not Batgirl. I say this because I really like doing the Christian Bale batman voice, and cute dresses. Me and my friends were in this bar and this dude was hitting on me and being a butt-wad and not taking a hint. I had had a few drinks at this point, so when he asked me what I was drinking, I turn to him, and in the gruff batman voice I scream "JUSTICE!" then run through the bar screaming "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!" I shall never forget his face.

[@delaneymaggi2646]

you are my hero

[@duhitskaty5712]

What. Embarrassing

[@madiset1163]

I love you so much Mo Mo

[@miabone7570]

Sympai notice me! Found ma new sympai! ^_^

[@Litji12]

Mia Bone Ummm not to be rude but it is senpai not sympai...

[@jadeseliger6646]

so I had a thought, who's hand was the sexual predator drunk.

[@scarletwolfgirl3320]

Jade Seliger maybe Phil?

[@meadowok]

obviously his own hand

[@beesspaghetti1033]

meadow tweak tucker no it was Phil come on people we need to make this ship happen! Put some work into it!

[@meadowok]

Nya Smith stop

[@rachelburns3183]

no because Dan couldn't have gotten his own hand round at that angle on his own legs

[@beckyfromhr588]

That moment Dan winks the second you parents walk in...

[@hedvikarackova3138]

I don't even have to be drunk to act like all of those

[@hahagotcha4094]

same

[@alexperezzz6565]

same

[@headphonecadaver5321]

Yeah :|

[@natalie-qj6wl]

Same

[@annarengela2198]

ikr

[@mikeycholette4269]

oNE TIME....i DRANK 2 CUPS OF SODA...PARTY ANIMAL I KNOW

[@landryray6894]

Claire Cholette "Party Animal"? MORE LIKE PARTY POISON

[@landryray6894]

Claire Cholette I UNDERSTAND. HAVE A NICE DAY, FELLOW MEMBER OF THE MCRMY.

[@avaweeds6872]

Claire Cholette ONE TIME I DRANK 5 CUPS OF APPLE JUICE AND FELL ASLEEP AFTER... HARDCORE, I KNOW I'M WAS THE DEFINITION OF PARTY.

[@mikeycholette4269]

Ava Swanson ONE TIME I DRANK 5 CUPS OF COFFEE IN ONE NIGHT THEN FELL ASLEEP AND GOT UP 122357 TIMES TO PEE I'M MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU

[@avaweeds6872]

Claire Cholette ONE TIME I DRANK MY PEE AND MY WHOLE FAMILY'S... THAT GOT WEIRD I DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO THAT OR DID I I didn't...

[@durudora1946]

I was drunk only for one time I dont remember much But my friends said that “I went to gloria jeans and asked if they sell any jeans.” *facepalms* First and the last time oe getting drunk Probably

[@dariasthoughts]

6 years and i'm still there watching this

[@sumyianasim5942]

i need separate videos on those stories thanks

[@kawaiilittlenerd4088]

Sumyia Nasim I was the 1000th like lol

[@bedaleislahti6013]

Sumyia Nasim sameer

[@alexashley9140]

Sumyia Nasim same!

[@chromeauras]

dan is not one of the 5 kinds of drunks, he's the adorable one

[@sympathy2045]

daninatorrr Ikr, but... the fanfictions just ruin it.

[@spilledty9537]

no he said he's the last one

[@gumimegpoid2425]

TheProudFeminist he said he's an unhealthy mix of 1 and 5

[@caitlinshpagina2894]

Actually in a live stream he said that he was 1 and 5

[@LeahReyna]

Caitlin Shpagina it's hard to imagine him being a "sexual predator" but at the same time I can totally see it

[@SoHappy]

I watched this video when I was much younger and it’s so funny to watch while drunk

[@hellofrominside8524]

I discovered number 7 and it’s the “you know country music kinda slaps” drunk

[@hellofrominside8524]

Immediately after typing this I realized I typed the same comment six months ago. I’ve discovered what kind of drunk person I am

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

"I must expose my flesh drunk" aka Brendon Urie

[@ellasilkstone1538]

crybabyshipsphan offencive but perfectly true 😂

[@magneticgerio8011]

very true

[@thecrazyorigamiguy6199]

crybabyshipsphan XD

[@slrandomperson]

crybabyshipsphan YES I LOVE YOU I'm not as think as you drunk I am

[@Techtheatre22]

crybabyshipsphan so true tho

[@m-6820]

I don't want to touch alcohol because I'm certain that I'll become an alcoholic and destroy my life.

[@nickykane3245]

Same I can't bear it

[@mackenziebarrett4301]

Same, I'm so worried that it'll consume me and I won't be able to stop.

[@zakkymatt]

+mackenzie barrett I think that it will be you consuming the alchohol

[@mackenziebarrett4301]

+zakky matt Why do you think that?

[@zakkymatt]

it was supposed to be a joke... because people consume alcohol... because it is in drinks...

[@lillianend8644]

I have told myself because my dad was constantly drinking when I was a young little lama,kid,human.... I don’t have a single memory of him without a beer ore something in his hand. When he started drinking he was horrible, always mean to my mama and ones he threw a bottle of beer (IT WAS FLIPIN’ HUGE THAT BOTTLE) at the wall and forced me (I was about 10-11 at this point) to clean it up, let me tell you, I have a loot of scares from falling ore sport but not all of them are from that. And he was ALWAYS so mean to my mama and she was never happy. I don’t wanna do that to enybody so I promised myself at the age of 12 to never drink... and that’s why I don’t drink alcohol

[@rachelwalker3017]

Lillian End I'm so sorry to hear that ❤ I hope things are/get better

[@enviisyk]

I feel really bad for you 🖤

[@satansspawn1810]

Hey, I hope things are better for you now. Sending love.

[@naan000]

I’m so sorry hope it’s better now

[@malsMostImportantMoments]

I'm scared to see me as a drunk because once (I was completely sober) I cried over how beautiful the snow flakes where.

[@cherrybabe9291]

wow mood

[@Kiratarora12]

He forget himself *adorable drunk* (Drunk live show)

[@pumpkin_patched]

Link to that?

[@bluemakespurple9995]

LINK

[@ellarose9023]

Link?

[@Aczyz]

*I nEEd A LiNK tO tHAT*

[@mikee177]

wHerE'S ThE LiNk?

[@alfiet9532]

Still laughing my ass off at the bit right at the end. EVERY THURSDAY EVENING AND VLOGS ON MY SIDE CHANEL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Lol jk

[@PanniKotti]

Haha, I had a similar reaction xD

[@vildereinholdtsen1019]

WaterGirl_AIT yep I was just about to write something like that xp

[@johnaayyy3424]

I don't get it

[@johnaayyy3424]

victoriasnowball uwotm8

[@isabellehaderlie5660]

Jonathan Koshy stalker game weak

[@scarlettrattley6237]

One guy tried to use me as aTOILET!

[@gachasophie7935]

Scarlett Rattley ...WTF?!

[@spitedrowning]

.... piss kink

[@ryoranger6650]

My first time getting drunk I passed out face down in a doner kebab, made out with my friends and a dog

[@urmycat99]

2:38 Dan: hey phil I need your help filming a video Phil: okay what do Dan: just squeeze my upper thigh real quick thanks

[@echoheadwithanxiety6934]

Look real close, it is Dan's hand.

[@sigm3yer]

I thought it was his left... idk

[@koshykorulla7850]

.

[@megansmeal6454]

Dan: now can you just put your finger over my mouth and shhh me too thanks

[@snowbazil]

Echohead With Anxiety then its phil thigh. Either way.

[@skyesnowfeather2427]

"The I Must Expose My Flesh Drunk!" Brendon Urie, is that you?

[@mothrealnotfake]

my favorite is the emo drunk because B I G R E L A T E

[@StrugglinShorty]

Whenever I spill water my mom says I have a drinking problem. I'm 14....

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Jfc Look I know you might be having a tough time but alcoholism isn't the solution

[@amandabutterfly151]

@@raspberrycrowns9494 im dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

@@amandabutterfly151 I'm sorry to hear that

[@accountnotinuse6040]

Danae Dote see it’s funny because I *do* have a drinking problem and I am 14..😂 I am kinda joking don’t call childline

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

Same

[@oompaloompa5032]

Who else is coming back and watching all of his videos again

[@Gloria-ey3tn]

Jaymie and Parker mee

[@alexashley9140]

Jaymie and Parker me! I'm having a Dan marathon from his latest videos to his first video (but only the videos I haven't watched yet)!

[@chrisdavis5383]

me

[@chrisdavis5383]

+Flora Bunny good girl let me come with you

[@alexashley9140]

Chris Davis lol I finished the Dan marathon and it was great! Soon I'm going to do a Phil marathon!

[@romiford7013]

It was New Years 2018, I drank so much I hydropumped on the side of a 24 hour IHOP... *dramatic pause for laughter* And 50+ people on the inside peacefully eating their pancakes stared at me in disgust as I continued to violently vomit on the window ... god im so sorry.

[@lemonlennonlenin3970]

2018 anyone???

[@wolf5445]

lydzis awsome me

[@abbypalmer8655]

lydzis awsome :p

[@beesspaghetti1033]

Me!

[@patch3938]

lydiaisscarredforlife 11 me!😄

[@rubybuckley7547]

Ayyyy

[@dinojkz]

I don't drink I eat. OMG SUCH A REBEL 😈😈

[@alienstiddies5989]

Tori C I'm eating rn...... I HATE MY LIFE (the emotional eater)

[@autotunekid7820]

Tori C I'm eating ice....

[@livwithab4276]

Tori C i dont drink.... im 11

[@emilywilson2193]

Jelly Lover same, same.

[@dragonflyday]

I don't drink, I craft

[@shelzykid7166]

A lot of teenagers drink alcohol. Like this comment if you like apple juice.

[@shelzykid7166]

***** Or orange juice.

[@hannatheweirdpizzaunicorn4642]

I like Dr. Pepper

[@shelzykid7166]

***** Yes. Just yes.

[@davestrider6499]

errybody in the club gettin tipsy on apple juice

[@Rerlio]

I've never drank and I'm 16

[@imnotfamous2059]

i thought the emotional drunk was gonna start yelling "i LoOk lIkE ã fUcKiNg rAiSiN¡"

[@boostues]

god i can’t believe its been 8 years since this was posted hes so different now

[@wonsnoj5518]

Oh my god...... I'm the last one haha. You don't wanna be around me when I'm drunk and sexually repressed. Apparently (according to my friend, I don't remember anything) once I was so drunk I was trying to hit on my reflection.

[@drakoking8898]

Lol

[@dannyb7058]

I do that without any alcohol lol

[@emilyyoung9996]

+Daniela Blazevski mee lol

[@JisGay-xq3zj]

+Daniela Blazevski BAHAHAHA

[@poopxdaj2748]

😂

[@teags7069]

I died at the sexual predator one xD The way he said hello kills me HAH

[@blacklightning6255]

Teagan Williams g

[@emvinno9370]

Teags he acted so well it just makes me wonder what kind of drunk he is

[@Zoe-ez1go]

Emvinno Supposedly he’s a mixture of 1 & 5. (His description says so)

[@sleepyzzzs]

Teags Same H e l l o o o

[@OwlsAtGlacierCoast]

I remember watching this as a young teenager, wondering which drunk I'd be. Happy to report back I'm an emotional and s*xual drunk, cheers Dan 😭😭😭

[@georgia5804]

One time when I was twelve, my dad and I were outside and he had some beer. He went inside and I had a tiny sip of his beer... I spent the next hour scraping my tongue. It was disgusting.

[@sigyniwaldidottir5465]

Same lol. It was absolutely disgusting

[@whydoihavesubscribers647]

I get super anxious around drunk people or people drinking

[@katelynlee1021]

Same, but it's kinda hard to stay away from them when one of your parents drinks on a daily basis.😂

[@potterheadkilljoy8028]

KitKat Marie My family does the same...

[@katelynlee1021]

PotterHead Killjoy My father is an angry drunk.....That's the main reason I get anxious and nervous (and why I stay in my room watching KZbin all day)....I never know when he'll randomly snap at me.....Dan and Phil are my safe haven.😊

[@bookmilla8616]

KitKat Marie awh im sorry

[@katelynlee1021]

kindaoddmilla Life is life, people are assholes.😂

[@dilhowlter9929]

DADDY

[@caidinedwards1190]

OH MY GOD

[@dilhowlter9929]

:)

[@lizettdelgado32]

+Dil Howlter Dil...um hows your dino stuff animal toy!?

[@homelesshomo8611]

Hi Dil? XDDD

[@maryannoshaughnessy1984]

+Dil Howlter wHY ARE YOU HERE go and work on a scientific experiment or something

[@PrimrosePetals]

*Six years later and Dan's **_STILL_** hella on point*

[@notc4it]

it’s so weird watching this now

[@Lydia-kh6zk]

I've never drank before.. but one time when I was 9 I was at a basket ball game this really obnoxious guy a row behind me accidentally spilled his beer over my head so I started crying. I mean it sucked smelling like beer the whole game but at least he gave me a $20 dollar bill as an apology.

[@lemonlennonlenin3970]

Lydia Olson my name is Lydia aswell!!! I just had to say it.

[@louiseblaik3787]

Lydia Olson, the same thing happened to me and my phone at a guns and roses concert,

[@carleeh7961]

omg lol

[@user-mu2ug7eb9h]

Once I had a nosebleed. Pete Wentz gave me 20$ for the blood.

[@bianxanicole8395]

Amanda Naranjo yes yes yes yes yes we stan

[@ashtailor385]

Dan has to be the adorable drunk

[@SunnySkulls]

He says in the description that he is "an unhealthy mixture of 1&5"

[@SuperTroll97]

literally same

[@mymiddlenameislucifer1695]

Megan Johnston that is his own finger

[@nannakaz]

+ysabellucy Your profile picture I'm dying

[@itschelsea8997]

yay i did

[@caffeinatedx]

Knowing how on guard i am all the time, i'm scared of 'losing control' and i probably wont be drinking or smoking anytime soon.

[@kate_5964]

I was at a new years eve party and there were about 20 very drunk elderly people dancing on the table, my eyes were scarred.

[@mollyseidlitz6002]

I'm basically all those personalitys when i'm tired

[@paitonfyfe1849]

Same

[@aims634]

Wallie Same

[@leech_boy8276]

Same tho

[@appleanomie1651]

Dan:There will be a new video every Thursday evening Me: ThErE WiLl Be A NeW ViDeO EvErY ThUrSdAy EvEnInG 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@trash5388]

AppleAnomie That’s such a funny joke dan 😂😂

[@kicksandtricks3887]

AppleAnomie HAHAHHAHAHA 😂😂😂

[@macpollen]

AppleAnomie more like every 2 months...

[@artsysundae]

AppleAnomie YGS EVERY FRIDAY

[@chxngkyu]

i think about this video every time i drink, because i could have been so many things, yet i’m still tired

[@isabelledouglas5084]

dan hasn’t posted in so long i genuinely miss him...he was such a big part of my growing up lol

[@islalouise7326]

yo same

[@VividAnarchy]

this was my first ever Dan video... EDIT = first ever Dan vid that sucked me into the phandom three years ago.

[@jamsk8ergirl98]

VividAnarchy same

[@crisflores7972]

WELCOME

[@VividAnarchy]

Cris Flores like 3 years ago... I've been here ever since.

[@VividAnarchy]

Cris Flores just realised I really didn't make that clear in the comment. Oops.

[@6rooroo]

OMG this was the first Dan Video I ever saw too! And I was sucked into the fandom 3 years ago as well

[@Ash-gc9rx]

"New video every Thursday" lol, nice one dan

[@WhatEvenThat]

You forgot the “I look sober but I’m way more drunk than any of you”

[@bippy201]

I’m so excited for Dan to start posting every Thursday!😂😂

[@kelly3572]

One time I mistook margaritas for lemonade, then when I turned around I fell down a flight of stairs and landed on my auntie. Yep that was very fun to explain

[@becauseyes6869]

Kelly Argueta 😂😂😂😂😂

[@montyymo]

I once drank oil, mistaking it for Apple juice.

[@irmalair1689]

I don't know why, but Dan kind of reminds me of older Percy Jackson.

[@bharathisurendran5161]

Same..

[@allisonjiang6644]

MiinaChann i JUST rewatched it and the entire time i was thinking about how logan lerman looks like dan.

[@lullabies2violaine]

MiinaChann SAME

[@erindsouza5887]

Allison Jiang yes! I was thinking the same thing!

[@itsthedetective]

I NEVER NOTICED

[@nyranamoon7235]

I have a few stages when it comes to alcohol: 1.laughing at everything 2. Wanting to dance and being extremely clumsy 3. Finally sitting there and staring in the void which climaxes in falling asleep out of nowhere Yes, my friends can only handle me because they're as stupid as I am 😅

[@lundynrains5543]

First Dan Howell video I’d ever watched. Been here 7 years and still loving it.

[@twodoubleofour]

How about the Brendon Urie drunk?

[@kailyn1011]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[@purifiedsanctified]

Quiet Brownie... at wat point is he not drunk?

[@user-xc2sr]

Quiet Brownie no one is THAT level fabulous

[@danifoxx7469]

Quiet Brownie "WHATS ON MY SHIRT?!" "Brendon you were pouring beer all over yourself"

[@jooniemxxn8338]

It's not a bad dick😂😂

[@leiahumphries1655]

"But how will you learn if you don't make mistakes?" By soberly standing in the corner as a child and watching my elders make mistakes, mistakes I shall never make because I have been to many family parties when this has happened and now, at the age of 13 are educated in how not to do stuff 👍🏼😂😂😂😂

[@kalia7677]

Oh I remember when I used to think like that

[@nicole-6062]

I used to say that about weed until i tried it😂😂

[@whyistherumgone1184]

someone needs a drink hahaha

[@hannaheva6809]

Yeah you say this while you're 13.. That's gonna change as you grow older. You're not your parents nor can you learn from everything what they do since everyone is different

[@shannonpalmer8955]

Leia Humphries this only happens in Britain doesn't it

[@killualuvbot]

“Ohhhhh, attractive.” 😂😂😂

[@chyle.mp4]

couldn't believe years had passed and i now can relate to this video👁👄👁

[@kellyclifton8994]

one time after having two smirnoff screwdrivers and like 5 shots, i put on my dan mask and knocked on people's doors... cops didn't get called but i did get slapped

[@moistsbread]

youre my hero *claps*

[@meadowok]

Omfg I'm crying 😂😂😂

[@nicole-6062]

Holy hell😂😂

[@permanentlyspacing]

You are my hero!! XD

[@katiechambers2287]

Sooooo your post may or may not have inspired a new plan for the next time my friends and I are back together

[@maiagonzalez339]

"Daniel Howell"

[@guccitrashcan3019]

is a walking meme

[@eek7703]

Is dead

[@jilliancook2062]

Liberty Is Daydreaming lol

[@jilliancook2062]

Is his new name on KZbin

[@mikamatheney6281]

was that 7 months ago already

[@DarkSuperNinja]

Oh dear lord, I'm definitely the silly drunk! When I first watched this, I was barely a teenager so I'd never drank a significant amount, but watching it now as an 18 y/o is so much more relatable, like omg

[@mylouhedwig678]

He hAsnT pOstEd a viDoE iN Two moNthS nOw anD I miSs hiM :(((

[@elpidarina1437]

Mylou Hedwig hajahahitsbeensixmonthshahahah

[@ezekiel5537]

hE oNly uPlOadEd 4 tiMes iN 2018 I hOpehEs oKay

[@mylouhedwig678]

Oh shut UP past me

[@blancrose2819]

It’s 2020

[@thatgaykidwholikesmcr131]

It’s been a yeeaarrr, I wanna cry

[@augustf3231]

don't drink, kids. CRAFT!!

[@weivy5376]

Am I the only one who likes the 2012 era of Dan's hair the most? I don't know I just like it more than the other years of his videos

[@aarongaleblake1410]

oh my god i found someone else who likes it!

[@weivy5376]

Erin Blake YAY

[@literallylauren3040]

WE ARE NOT ALONE

[@veronicabelen1152]

Same here ♥

[@bryonygrieves]

Me too argh ♥

[@seanmcgeady1359]

Once when I was very drunk I started telling all of my friends my social media passwords... Very very smart

[@alicenham]

I personally don't drink but I have experiences with dealing with all of those (not always the most fun by the end of the night where everyone is insane or throwing up and you're clearing up vomit with people sleeping on you and trying to hug you and are crying yeahhh)

[@mollyb5275]

Champagne Cocaine Gasoline And and grape juice if you please. (Edit: thanks for so many likes! 🖤🖤)

[@user-yj6wm8ey2j]

Don't threaten me with a consequence

[@carolyn4236]

P!ATD😂❤️

[@edenisjungshook2943]

Molly this is amazing also did dan have to touch phils thigh for the sexual predator scene or..... the other way around or something????

[@teenduo8330]

Molly yasssss

[@estellecohen764]

You are amazing

[@user-dq1jl4pb9d]

my mum has let me try some of her wine and stuff before and tried my sisters cider and things and i'm pretty sure i just don't like the taste of alcohol.just me?

[@allthenamesimthinkingofare9396]

NoHomoHowell Who? not just you. People keep giving me alcohol that "tastes nice" and it ends up being disgusting. my last hope is vodka based drinks but idk

[@bethdavies2425]

NoHomoHowell Who? Me too. Everything tastes like shit. I've had small amounts of champagne, wine and beer and they all taste equally awful. Idk what it is about them but it's horrible

[@readingregan3226]

PhangirlWithAShotgun you are not alone! The smell and the taste is just disgusting for almost any alcohol!

[@lilyhowell2957]

Same, I would have a sip and it would knock me sick. But people start to like it :/

[@user-cf4fh6hz4z]

I've tried some wine and it was disgusting. I also had some champagne which was a bit better but it was still gross.

[@_bloodshot_ice3361]

Haymitch, if your out there

[@trashcan2831]

CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE -i had to-

[@idkwhyvideos939]

trash can YAAAS

[@sakurayuuki6220]

-AND MOST THINGS IN BETWEEN-

[@cherise4577]

@@sakurayuuki6220 WE RODE THIS CITY IN A SHOOOOOOPING CART

[@sakurayuuki6220]

JHOPE A PACK OF CAMEL'S AND A SMOOOOOKE ALARM

[@leanacam3759]

I personally wouldn't want to drink, I just don't trust people enough. The thought of not having control of my surroundings and being at the mercy of whoever, freaks me out.

[@leanacam3759]

***** Exactly, when you have no control over yourself, people can manipulate you into anything they want you to be. I guess, I could take a drink but nothing substantial, I really like the fact that i'm able to make well thought out decisions and not stumble all over the place. I need to keep chill, you know?

[@samanthadiane320]

Leana Cam True, True. But, doesn't it make you wonder what kind of drunk you'll be? I'll probably be the sleep/stupid/silly drunk. You've got to at least wonder what you'll be like!

[@leanacam3759]

Sammy Bachynsky I guess, I think I might be an emotional drunk, I try to stay pretty stoic, but I do like playing pranks and laughing so I could be a silly drunk.

[@samanthadiane320]

Silly drunk sounds so much fun tho.

[@leanacam3759]

Sammy Bachynsky Ha, it really does, just giggling and stumbling, like a happy elf.

[@olidollie]

i drink juice.

[@coolcatcami]

Eggss _ i drink soda

[@SoundlessScream]

Eggss _ Hey bawss. That sounds pretty good bawss.

[@garb8933]

I'm a real badass I drink water

[@jenanova]

Eggss _ I'm a stereotypical British person who drinks tea

[@riannalyn6015]

the WHISKers come from within smae

[@beebourine6947]

Brandon Urie when drunk is hilarious

[@enviisyk]

“It’s somewhere in 2001...”

[@QwertyUiop-jr2ro]

Brendon*

[@scioccoco]

I’m underage and I can’t drink but I relate to all this when I’m on my period

[@muun6834]

OMG I JUST REALISED SLEEPY DRUNK WAS SLEEPING IN THE BATHTUB WITH A BANANA ALWAYS BRING A BANANA TO A PARTY OH MY GOD

[@tripfromstatefarm3213]

what

[@BLINKidareyou]

Trip from State Farm :3 doctor who reference. The main carecter the doctor said to always bring a banana to a party

[@muun6834]

Daniel James Howell, I am proud

[@lauraschwartz9047]

Oh my gosh! I didn't see that until now!

[@rainbowninjaunicorns9395]

OMG! I love you for noticing! and Dan just got like, 5 times better than he already was(if that's even possible!)