What not to do on Public Transport

[@oliviagoff5196]

There was a rule I saw tapped inside the subway once. It said "DONT POLE DANCE ON THE SUBWAY!" Did it happen that often they need a sign?!?!

[@demig3478]

yep. seen it happen. LA isnt the greatest sometimes.

[@tychopanda]

I mean there's a video of Lin-Manuel Miranda doing it

[@frog9038]

It's honestly something I would do

[@eileensugameli2761]

I live in New York and... yes. It's called "Showtime" and it happens pretty much every day.

[@goyangeden9891]

well.. i did it once.. but i was 10 i thought it would be funny. (i got kicked out of the bus)

[@paytunbay3747]

I was visiting Ireland and I took the bus back to he hotel and a woman next to me started shaving her legs

[@remusteahan3521]

Paytun Bay I'm sorry half of us are insane

[@tomsibley4961]

Paytun Bay ew

[@Faecorpsegal]

Im irish, that doesnt happen alot! Trust me!!

[@caligulasaquarium5032]

I swear we're not all like that XD

[@neevearm7935]

Ic done that but ummm Northern Irish ☘️

[@2ndstartotheright368]

Back in the days when Dan used to go outside...

[@mr.coffeecat2261]

Lol

[@redpandashatecherries]

I mean. TATINOF. II. he's got a huge storm coming

[@coolgamer2506]

Lol

[@marianwojcik6088]

Back in the days when you could go outside...

[@red_nailsss]

When people eused to go outside

[@Fizzysock]

When you sit on a train and people stare at you like. ' So are you going to offer me that seat or what ??'

[@lucy.laufeyson.]

I was on a bus and this guy was waving to the bus to stop and someone next to me just waved to him like he was saying Hi. I felt so bad

[@steviefarr3845]

Crazy Rainbow Art omfg that seems like what my bus driver would do he is the worst lol

[@pinewlf2362]

Aw thats terrible

[@caligulasaquarium5032]

That is me 😂😂😂

[@thejazzyb123]

Crazy Rainbow Art i shouldn’t be laughing

[@Hannah-bq7rf]

Crazy Rainbow Art i

[@lpsjingles2979]

I hate it when ALL the seats are taken on the bus and you end up being the one weirdo thats standing up, sliding around (freakin bus drivers want me dead) & hugging the pole for dear life while you try not to fall or put your butt by someones face... Isn't public transport fun?

[@seb.is.missing]

LPS Jingles yep

[@steph4668]

Except when it's rush hour and the bus driver has to shout at everyone standing up to move down the bus to let others get on ^^;

[@imabandit5739]

@@steph4668 yes my journey from school everyday

[@fjakjcwjcjjwjcch]

Oh god yeah Alternatively, when the bus is super crowded and you're holding on and the bus driver makes a sudden turn and you fall over. Then you accidentally cause a domino effect and everyone standing falls into each other Happened to me in year nine :,)

[@meganfrandsen9187]

dan truly makes england sound like the scariest place on earth

[@Username-by4ec]

Megan Frandsen it is

[@igirlgeek]

It’s the scariest place in England, not quite as bad as places in the middle of war.

[@daisy6545]

Megan Frandsen London is terrifying there’s people like get out my way peasant and then there’s that time where you have to go with the crowd cuz you can’t see and have no idea where your going

[@andiwasf0und]

Honestly it is. The thing that annoys me the most is when I'm running to on the tram to go home and the driver sees me then closes the doors in my face. Then you have that one kid that screams and I could go on but it will annoy me 😂😂 Basically i hate living in the UK

[@gc0re112]

And yet I still want to live there

[@cactojuice]

When Dan doesn't realise you can use oyster on London buses

[@bellebensonturnbull2629]

Ellie Neko really!!!!!!

[@user-bf3fp8ew6i]

Ellie Neko I lost it

[@Daniel-qd6wh]

666th like :D

[@vmpires0]

WEAKK

[@hollyphelan-player4330]

Ellie Neko You couldn’t when this was posted

[@lauraameliarr]

When he said King's Cross I'm like "Harry Potter reference! ...Oh, wait. No. He's actually British and this place actually exists."

[@Wiakoy]

Yes its a common mistake *sips tea and eats crumpets*

[@pinkfluffyunicorn9979]

Yeah, it does actually have a Harry Potter corner XD (I live in London)

[@geneva1895]

this is why I can't go to England: bangers and mash? that's real? I thought it was wizard food.

[@harmonyhayhoe8198]

+Phandom of the opera Banger and mash is Australian…

[@geneva1895]

+Harmony Hayhoe see. I have no clue 😂

[@Candygirl20000]

"So I recently moved to London" Hey buddy, you in London?

[@mariellewilson6247]

Yeah he does live in London

[@user-ll4xy2lh2u]

I love you.

[@mita4hh]

+Marielle Anonymous you didnt get it did you lol

[@happypanda8847]

Hahahahahahahhaha!

[@emilymarierobertson]

+mita4hh Lol I love the newbie phandom

[@crazychipmunk12]

Me and my friend had just seen frozen in the cinema and we were running back to the bus only to see it drive way, then we went to a toy shop for my friends little brother and got a bit distracted and instead of spending 50 minutes in there we managed to spend 1 and a half hours.... so we then missed two more buses and made it home a long time after our parents suspected all because we got distracted by toys.... we were 14 at the time.

[@chairman_elmo]

Molly Clifford PARKERRRR !

[@asianycole9410]

Lol

[@sophiefoster4184]

Anna Clifford OK so I was running for the bus after school with my friend and the doors close and it begins to drive away I stick my arm out to get it to stop so I could get on the bus literally two metres from the stop and he looks me in the eye and shakes his head the rage that me and my friend felt was insane and we literally thought about walking home but we decided to wait for the next bus and it was all ok

[@sophiefoster4184]

Really oh maybe I should stop commenting so much

[@thomasbeswick-wright6110]

+MsRageQuit No 💩 man

[@imdeadinsidedotorg8152]

That weird guy that stares at you Pls tell me I'm not the only one that has this happen to them

[@tinypotatoes4159]

nope

[@natalie_the_ratalie]

Outcast my bus driver did that to me while listening to bad country music it was uncomfortable

[@nicog8155]

Same

[@daisy6545]

Outcast omg yes especially in those parts of London where you have no flipping idea where you are and your like I should ask someone where I need to ....( then you notice the weird guy). ....Never mind

[@justanotherviewer3686]

(I’mdeadinsidedotorg) There's always one

[@madisonrocks37]

School. I don't usually ride the bus at school, and I'm going to sound super whiny. But... Literally 400 kids on 2 buses, I am not even joking. Claustrophobia & anxiety, whole way there. And back. Traumatic experience.

[@phancouldbedoinganythingrn3055]

Same :( I had a panic attack on the bus and my friend had to get get off with me and walk the rest of the way (I told her not too but she followed me :( ) xoxoxo

[@eww27]

Omg I have the same situation. Hate it when we have to get on the bus. Kids back up from the door entrance and run in full speed, pushing the crowd of kids into the bus. Some wwe going on -_-

[@madisonrocks37]

Aw :( *Hugs both of you* ♥♥♥

[@madisonrocks37]

***** frick, yes!

[@CeleryBranches]

Not to mention, there are KIDS on my bus, who, literally, smoke… on the bus… without getting caught

[@thisismyname3126]

I hate when I'm on the Hogwarts express and someone sits in my compartment when there is an empty one right across.

[@syn1656]

Ugh I know right! I'm like *"If you don't get the hell off that seat i will go all Avada Kedavra on your ass mate."* They usually move then

[@syd364]

I know right! I hate that!

[@bear5782]

me as well.

[@lauranden]

Same

[@bear5782]

Tori/Lighttail Does AJ I usually do the bat bogey hex on them they run away before I get to do the tickling charm.

[@flavorededge7232]

I left my aunts house in New York once and was running toward the bus yelling, "Stop!" "Wait!" Everyone is staring at me through the bus windows laughing and pointing. To make matter worse, they were throwing stuff and yelling too. My life feels so horrible, the worst part is when I fuckin made it to school, I was in a lab and a bloody spider went and bit me! And now, great power comes with great responsibility

[@valjoyfoster]

AwkwardBish This was brilliant, thank you

[@carmelalester3206]

AwkwardBish i found a 4 leafed clover two days ago

[@flavorededge7232]

Carmela Lester Peter Parker probably wish he had one that day

[@catherinekirabo9238]

That was bloody amazing

[@pinkpandaxxyv6234]

FlavoredEdge stop that was too good

[@withie0147]

Those people that claw their way to the doors like getting a seat is the ticket to invincibility and don't care whose arms they tear off in the process.

[@bacon8353]

Withie01 That's me ;)

[@kaydeea.7408]

I once accidentally gave my phone to a stranger on a plane. He stole it, I now have new phone

[@c-seoul]

Lulu AJ SSO skits How can you ACCIDENTALLY give someone your phone?

[@kaydeea.7408]

Alternative Girl I meant to give it to my mom next to me

[@zeinabs4224]

Lulu AJ SSO skits lmao

[@c-seoul]

but if you were on a plane, he could not just run away with it lmao

[@kaydeea.7408]

Lumpy Space Potato because I am an idiot

[@thea1774]

ok so this happened today and... I was going home from school and i got onto a jeep (public transportation in the philippines.) and jeeps don't have stops or anything, instead they go around in areas of the town. So I was riding the jeep and i thought that we were passing by the street where I lived in and I told the driver to stop. when i got down i realized that i was actually 6 blocks away. and i couldn't just go back in since it was embarassing and every passenger heard me. so i had to walk 6 and a half blocks to my house in the scorching heat. Dan why are we like this

[@pinewlf2362]

Sounds like something i would

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

🤣 🤣

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Pine wølf Same

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Daniella Jane Howell Nice profile pic

[@vinsueringamer2388]

jamless diamond sounds like something I would do but I've only been on public transport very few times

[@yikes6780]

one of the reasons i love dan is because you can talk to him like he's one of your girl friends

[@caiandra_]

Yep

[@johnnoswithy6316]

One?! XD

[@emmi2904]

Dan: thousands of people in business suits power walk to the gates. . . Me: True Dan:. . . Like Sperm Me: danIEL

[@panicatthenopenope3443]

I appreciate within the same minute he mentioned kings cross and apparation

[@HelenIGuess]

Phanic! At my green chemical fall out pilots Kings Cross is an actual place in London, *but* I made the same mistake

[@annabel9278]

i love ur username

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Phanic! At my green chemical fall out pilots Same

[@kadeinluv]

+Helino Friskino I wonder how many times the guards get asked how to get onto 9 3/4.

[@ashh1014]

Phanic! At my green chemical fall out pilots omg same!

[@Oneone847]

"I find myself getting probed by some guy in a trenchcoat" smh Cas what will Dean think

[@Hopppp]

Tayyiba M YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@connormccredie2376]

I love that reference. I’m so obsessed with spn

[@annidiivan797]

I had the same thought 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaxonh8797]

Lmao

[@juliaochsenhirt]

I just visited London and I literally couldn't keep up with HOW FAST EVERYTHING WAS MOVING. Like we (meaning my parents, brother and I) had to stop and look at the underground maps because we didn't know which lines to get on and I was shoved and glared at at least a thousand times from angry business people. So yes. Like sperm. It was terrifying.

[@juliaochsenhirt]

(also I was never prepared when the train started moving at the speed of light and kept falling over directly into random people)

[@IIMwieMandyII]

i visited london too and honestly; the second you start to understand the tube maps everything is so easy, it just takes a few days to get it

[@fainthorror]

awe you're so lucky to have visited london! i go there in about 3 years (damn why pre-plan so early?) soooo why not give me tips on what to do with the extreme speed of life over there and how to react when you see your british cousins that you've never seen before? 😂 i am so american my cousins are going to get pissed when they realize i know nothing about living there... all i know is how much british pounds are worth to u.s. dollars, driving on the left side, don't speak of their accents and stereotypes because damn they will complain 😂😂

[@tescovaluetunacan2047]

I don't live in London but I live about 45 minutes away and I go to London a lot and it's fucking terrifying

[@katythomson6440]

I feel u... but living in London is very fast paced...

[@CelticFox1]

I fell up an escalator too! But I was in DC and it was only my sister with me which is almost worse, because i lived with her, and she never lets me forget it.

[@amberlewis012]

One time my friend and I had an accident on the escalator...it was a bit weird and embarrassing... You know they have separate escalators for going up and down (duh almost every single place is like that)? Well we were trying to go UP but we accidentally went on the escalator going BACKWARDS. We almost slipped and died. That wasn't very true. How would we die? Anyways, sorry for my bad explanation, I'm young and dumb.

[@chloealtura6742]

I had to walk home from a shopping center and so my mom told me to take a bus. Bad. Idea. I ended up getting on, then sitting down, then realizing it was the WRONG BUS and then proceeding to take the bus IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION because I was too awkward to get off. This resulted in me walking home 2.5 miles in plastic flip flops.

[@bacon8353]

Chloe Altura lmao

[@rooshannah]

Chloe Altura honestly, that's totally something I would do 😂😂

[@justingebel1408]

Dan, have you ever ran at the wall in between platforms 9 and 10 at kings cross station

[@NTonks-xn4tv]

I think I've spotted a Harry Potter fan!

[@rixiu7669]

Fun fakt: There is no wall between platform 9 and 10... JK Rowling fuckt up

[@catninja3869]

HELLO!

[@flowingleaves]

Dan tell us!

[@jem2988]

I actually pretended that I was about to as a joke but then I didn't stop my trolley in time and crashed into it...... yep true story.....

[@dreamerofvocaloids]

My biggest pet peeve is when a lot of people need to crowd into a bus, but the first person to get on stops way too soon. Now there's a lot of people shoving and complaining, and some people won't be able to get on (like me) and there's SO MUCH ROOM in front of that one guy! I mean at least move up a little, you know?

[@amiedobby9126]

My solution: I just don't go outside

[@jazz7364]

"And I find my self getting probed by some guy in a trench coat", what is this? Dean's diary?

[@simonewagner1374]

I understand that reference.

[@dontuse9857]

and I yours.

[@nightatthemovies3820]

Yes

[@sudhendraseshachala1540]

No John's diary

[@sealwon]

OMFG I JUST DIED I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT SNANAJDNSKDNFJSN

[@sconeaon]

Guy in a trench coat? FREEZE YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAIN SWIM IN THE IIIIIICE GET LOST IN THE PAAAAAIN

[@pinewlf2362]

Sconeaon now i have to listen to the song XD

[@Kira-lr9bx]

Yes! Heathers!!!

[@nazbeyaz7680]

Sconeaon WHEN THE VOICE IN YOUR HEADDDDDD SAYS YOURE BETTER OFF DEAAAADDDDD DONT OPEN A VEINNNNNNNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[@samkueck2045]

SHUT YOUR EYES TITE TILL YOU VANISH FROM SIGHT. LET NOTHING REMMMMMMMMMMMMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[@nuhvaa4280]

JDDD OMG MY HUSBAND 😍

[@aciralin6502]

"And I find myself getting probed by a guy in a trenchcoat." OMG HE GETS PROBED BY CASTIEL I'M DYING LMFAO

[@awkwardqueen99]

+Nixie well, he doesn't understand what personal space is, so I'm not surprised :)

[@aciralin6502]

+Amelia RoseXEvans Yeap... omg I'm crafting right now bc I came here from Twist&Shout :'(

[@awkwardqueen99]

NOPE. I am staying away from that fic. My heart will not be able to handle it.

[@aciralin6502]

+Amelia RoseXEvans Trust me, noones heart can handle it. I'm lucky I didn't commit suicide.

[@awkwardqueen99]

+Nixie I think I will just stick to fluffy fanfics :)

[@iamnowchecklastnameminamis9750]

I got my hand stuck in between the elevator door, like the one that has a double door with room inside for the other door....yeah...that one. Im lucky my hand is still ok.

[@cowri-m1c]

O shit how’d that go lol

[@marie-ek7wl]

Ash roj haha i had it with my head lol

[@naan000]

Me too when I was three

[@helloimarabbit4083]

Oh god no!

[@andreatacsum4008]

@@cowri-m1c 7!!!

[@destiny543]

okay, so everyone decides to push and shove while on the subway. so, I was with my mom and dad and brothers and we were getting off, and this lady clearly sees that I am walking behind my mom and she just pushes me out of the way to get off. I ALMOST LOST MY PARENTS.

[@destiny543]

I almost lost them...fucking people are dumb...certain people

[@destiny543]

YAY! THANK YOU!

[@destiny543]

^-^

[@avahoney5833]

OMG yes happens all the time 😂🙌

[@tozifox9874]

THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME OMF

[@RoseGold001]

when you're carrying a backpack and people push it off your shoulder as they're walking by

[@LuckythedogNOMMY_NOMMY]

T^T

[@Hiji-zm3jc]

+Rosalie I really want to slap their faces ._.

[@sekc361]

Omfg it happens at school literally every day! It winds me up so much I wanna punch them! All I do is turn and give them a death glare, wishing it was a lazer beam or something to zap them like -.-

[@becca_chan420]

+Rosalie if that happens to me i would immediately check my bag to see if everything is still in it lol

[@melisauce9291]

I hate when that one snobby group of girls talks and laughs REALLY loud to the point where I can't even hear my music through my headphones. Like, I don't care who the hell likes Brad, I want to listen to Michael Clifford's angelic solo right now, thanks.

[@charliereilly6324]

thank you for this comment

[@kellyb.1233]

this perfectly describes the sophomores, freshmen, and middle schoolers at my school; I will have my headphones in with the volume all the way up and still hear their conversation

[@danilopez2577]

That's me omg. It's like: "can you shut the fuck up?" 🔥

[@deekshyapanda2076]

5SOS FAM UNITE

[@DFpony44]

+melisauce FAM. And i spy a fetus Ash

[@dontsavethebeessavemyedges4627]

2:07 king ahead of his time

[@idaprins1462]

IKR lmao

[@calliebland8757]

I accidentally fell on a creepy asf guy when on the underground....I've never been the same...

[@ohmyohnothegrapesarecoming2011]

INTELLIGENT EYES AND A HUNGER PANG FRAME

[@rachaelrimmer6648]

The amount of times I've nearly been hit by a car in London is ridiculous..... Like if it wasn't for my dad who kept pulling me back before I stepped out into a busy road, I would probably be as flat as a pancake rn

[@NTonks-xn4tv]

It's crazy

[@planetellen2815]

I live in London so have to permanently deal with the traffic and have never been hit by a car but did get a very bruised leg when a cyclist crashed in to me at full speed! 😂

[@twentyonepanics6734]

Rachael Rimmer I have actually Been hit by a car it was fun

[@rachaelrimmer6648]

Cassie Carswell aww I'm sorry... I hope you're ok now!

[@hanaortiz7596]

Same, I am the worst at crossing roads. Around ten times in one year, I've got off the bus with these girls that also get off at the same stop, and as we reach the road I manage to cross it right as a car is coming past, and miss being hit by it because I break out into a sprint halfway through crossing. And every time I look back and see the expressions on the other girls' faces like "What a fucking suicidal moron."

[@jameysimpson5132]

That kid that keeps on kicking the back of your seat -_-

[@lorannstanley4127]

I used to do that 😂😂

[@helenajune7367]

These make me just want to... 👊🏻💨🔨 (and yes I mean brofist them... In the face. With a hammer..)

[@katherinee.4984]

***** OMG I was on a plane and needed to sleep, so I put down the dash board and laid my head on there with my earbuds in on full volume. so I sleep for like an hour or something and then the kid in front of me decides to start bouncing in his seat. It might be good to add that I had just read a book about a girl who was in a horrific plane crash...so when I cant hear anything but my music and i'm half asleep while the thing my head is lain on keeping moving and making weird noises, I kinda thought we were crashing.....fml

[@joyisntfunny]

I was flying to California by myself and on the way there I had this boy and his mom behind me, the boy kept kicking the back of my seat and I said something, his mom said something along the lines of: Oh suck it up, he's just a boy. And of course I said: Control your kid before I throw him out the window.

[@amy7163]

IKR!!!

[@deanndubois7690]

I hate it when you're on the bus and some weird person Just site's in front of you and JUST Stares

[@sarah-xr2rw]

The person who tries to have a conversation with you 😒

[@rachaeldorney6469]

Sophie Foster That is a little mean and she had no right to ask you that.

[@sophiefoster4184]

I know it was really awkward there was also a 20 second pause before I answered the question it was awful

[@rachaeldorney6469]

awww your not alone i have had so many awkward moments i know how ya feel

[@sophiefoster4184]

Oh that's happened to me before as well the joys of travelling to school on a public bus

[@sophiebooth1103]

+sarah19 I hate it so much when people do that...Like I'll just be sitting in my own little corner enjoying my chemical romance songs that are constantly stuck in my head when someone will walk up to me and ask if the seat next to me is free, I'll just nod softly and turn away but then when they say 'what are you listening to?' or 'so how was your day?' its just a no go. I have headphones in because i don't want people to talk to meh!!!!!!!!!

[@LivvyHackett]

I feel bad now because when I was like six, I was that kid who pushed the stop button constantly xD

[@queengal3gaming250]

XD me too, I did that when I was 4-8 :P

[@hithere9973]

I still do that-well no-but just 2 years ago it stopped

[@worriedkyle]

Me too... I do it so much stop stop stop

[@ektth735]

who can resist a red button

[@megan-gw4sr]

+Elise Haneberg "oh what's this red button do" ..."dumb ways to die-ie so my dumb ways to die"

[@horseriderhannah]

On the way to a BVB concert in London we were in the underground and it was soo packed me and my friends had to form the "sandwhich" and squish next to each other, the train jerked forward as it left one of the stations and we all fell into some other BVB fans..

[@zeasea2519]

"So I should just get a car" NO. A CAR IS THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN LONDON

[@meredithmelody-5602]

why

[@zeasea2519]

@@meredithmelody-5602 1. ULEZ charge 2. Congestion charge 3. NOTHING ON LONDON ROADS MOVES

[@meredithmelody-5602]

@@zeasea2519 is it like worse than nyc ? i assumed london wasnt as populated as like, lets say india ? (i have no idea im genuinely asking)

[@zeasea2519]

@@meredithmelody-5602 it's not as populated (though it is still quite overcrowded), but you have to remember that many parts of the London road system are based on the road system from when the city was originally built however long ago, and those systems were not exactly built with cars in mind. So sure, it's not as densely populated as India, but there are still far too many people living and working there to be comfortable and that on top of a traffic system not exactly designed for this capacity means a lot of traffic jams and congestion.

[@berniepotpie9927]

I was listening to my chemical romance on the bus, and got a little too into it. The sweet beats of teenagers caused me to tell out "TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME!!!!"

[@jammiewhammie]

i have recently listened to that song and I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[@haileyrizz6350]

BerniePotPie you are the best person rn

[@niamhxx5500]

🙄

[@nerdlife3213]

That one person who keeps trying to read your texts

[@LauraWilson19952014]

+Anika Cunningham OMG exactly!! That's why I try to sit further away so people can't see my phone activity.

[@nerdlife3213]

+Laura Wilson FINALLY!!! I'm not alone in this endeavor.

[@aleenaholly5361]

Same but the thing is that I'm usually texting with my best friend and we always talk shit and put "🌚" or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . Example : Me: Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Bff: Hi, I CAN LICK MY ELBOW. Can you 🌚? Me: No ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Bff: NOOOOOB YOUR SUCH A NOOB 🐝💨🌝 Me: Your ex. 😎 See? Pure shit.

[@literallyruby853]

I would Hit them

[@wheresmypretzel579]

When you're in school and then some little kids come to see why you're cringing and laughing rIGHT WHEN YOU'RE WRITING A R RATED FANFIC

[@moonspirt1141]

I hate it, when these annoying teenagers get on and talk to each other so LOUDLY THAT EVERYONE HEARD.

[@moonspirt1141]

*get on the bus

[@haitani6691]

One time I had to sit next to one of those people and I was temporarily deaf once I got off the bus, they were literally screaming. 😓

[@moonspirt1141]

TaeTae _BTS it's so annoying

[@patchwork4249]

One time i was with a grp of friends who were talking so loudly (i wasnt talking much n when i did it was my usual soft voice) a guy actually filmed us xD

[@emicoleyuri]

+Nurul Hidayah oml wtf what a stalker

[@aj-mf1mb]

I was on the tube once and I had to be on there for about an hour but where I was there was no seats but there was plenty of standing room. Then we got to Kings Cross... Suddenly the compartment is pack so full I almost drowned in people (I'm super short) but I was standing with my hand on a poll and a guy was standing there with his hand on the poll. Not a big deal right? Wrong. Because it was so cramped we were being pushed together and cause he was short like me and my head was being pushed up (yes it was so crowded I couldn't control what direction my head was in) and we just had to stare into each other's eyes and try desperately not to kiss a random stranger. We didn't kiss (thank god). When it was his stop needless to say both of us were very happy.

[@artyanna-7134]

this video is my favourite when it comes to Dan's hair!!!!

[@artyanna-7134]

or maybe the apartment tour hair!!

[@aziahmclaren3043]

+ANNA ALERT irk!!!

[@zainasoliman8711]

Really? Mine is the "How not to stay cool" video. Like damn.

[@katewooten7643]

+Zaina Soliman my fave is i can't sleep

[@randomgirl8961]

I like hobbit hair dan

[@Pepejepip]

That part about getting off the bus anyways... I can relate. Somebody ELSE pushed the button and I thought it was one of my friends and I literally got off the bus FOR them... That's next level anxiety

[@sarah-fy6no]

i hate the kids who think they're so swag and cool hahahhhahhhh!!!!!1!!!!!11 i was on the bus (no shit) and a bunch of kids went on the bus, sat at the back of the bus and blasted some horrible music, as well as videoing themselves on snapchat. they thought it would be funny to zoom in my face since i was in front of them (these were like the non double decker buses and it was packed), i 'accidentally' slapped the phone out their hands and got off the bus. aint nobody got time for that

[@jowanaahmed869]

yasss, you go gurl

[@jowanaahmed869]

yasss, you go gurl

[@andreamarin9854]

OMG why do this kind of annoying kids sit always at the back of the bus ?!?!?!

[@hungrycow8u]

+andrea marin because they think its cool

[@laurencresta1292]

+sarahfitzy THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ

[@lovelearn100]

Wonder if Dan's ever been on the subway in the Bronx. It's freaking terrifying, it feels like you're about to be mugged. Don't get me wrong, I love New York, and mostly the Subway's okay, but I don't do the lines passing through the Bronx *shudder*

[@aneryum]

*at school* *all the class is strangely silent* my stomach: *makes a sound of a dyling whale* thanks, jesus.

[@mjgs8825]

Lol

[@EvieHeffner]

+Julia Howell This actually happened to me today....

[@sarinaj2027]

+danisnotonchairs I love ur username

[@royalruby172]

sammeeeeee

[@lovesimba]

+Julia Howell That happened to me in an exam once... Kill me plz.

[@gingerbreadcats6018]

I'm re watching all Dans "what not to do" videos and OMG there's alot

[@sqacebolt4220]

"like sperm" Jesus that's exactly like the subway here in New York I stg

[@ayanm2005]

Lol i live in London and i can relate to everything Dan says

[@anxiousperson3325]

probably because you live in london

[@EllaIngram]

I once pressed the button on the bus then decided i didn't want to get off at that stop but i had to because the driver was being all huffy and impatient and going "SO IS ANYONE GOING TO GET OFF OR WHAT?" and i didn't want to draw attention to myself so i just got off xD

[@danyulhowl6787]

1:37 I was drinking juice then choked on it XD

[@llama__corner1853]

Me: *Sees this comment* Me: *immediately goes back to that time to watch*

[@barbiejay3222]

When i saw that i just immediately thought "this was the beginning of a meme"

[@georgianarace-fox6997]

Danyul Howl Step aside pheasants!

[@danielwainewright9007]

I hate it when a train is full and a seat opens and you're so close to sitting down when some random swoops in and steals it from you.

[@valerie.monday]

"aRe YoU gOnNa Go FoR iT!?!?"

[@vintagemisery33]

1:55 "there is always room for one more person" I DON'T KNOW WHERE'RE YOU GOING BUT DO YOU GOT ROOM FOR ONE MORE TROUBLED SOUL

[@toriicabe5419]

I flushed a toilet on an airplane and screamed because it scared me

[@AlexWilliamsElizabeth]

+Torii Cabe oh my god xD

[@jenova6256]

your comment made my day 😂

[@oliviacmartin]

HOLY FUCK SAME IM LIKE IM MAKING THE PLANE CRASH IM SORRY JESUS PLEASE TAKE CARE OF MY PHONE

[@zoharharrington6909]

+maccarena 14 please take care of my phone 😂

[@forgiveonceforgetnever1079]

+Torii Cabe Where does your poop go when you flush it? Does it drop out onto the people below?

[@lizzi7568]

to make you feel better in third grade it was a friday and we did prayer circle then every friday in the middle of prayer circle i fainted and i did it again at summer camp and in second grade i peed myself down the slide

[@emilyhernandez2566]

I took the bus once, and a random stranger sat next to me. I stared out the window the whole time and pretended to be deaf, when they tried to make small talk.

[@becca1877]

Once i sat in the tube when suddenly it stopped for some reason and a lot of people fell. Believe it or not but seriously on of them a middle aged guy landed with his face on my clevage got up an instead of going "omg I'm sorry" he actually said "my face is not the only part of my body who would like to touch those" and winked at me. I was 15 when that happend and that guy in his thirtys hit on me. What the fuck. I'm more of a bus person now.

[@sarahbush4462]

+Becca busses are worst for stopping suddenly tbh... good luck

[@leahjoy6255]

I would've smacked him so hard

[@yuyuyashasrain]

"Any part of you that touches me, you're not getting back." That's your response to that. Also, pardon me for being a stupid American, much as I dread admitting that in the KZbin comments section, but... what is a tube?

[@becca1877]

yuyuyashasrain I think the Tube in YouTuve refers to a a valve or a pipe because you're sending something plus here in Germany the German word for Tube was used as an predecessor for TV. But usually tube is the british subway.

[@yuyuyashasrain]

Ok so I did have the right idea lol

[@JuMixBoox]

You made me scared of my upcoming trip to London. Thanks.

[@irgendeinphangirl188]

JuMixBoox it's not that bad trust me i was there before

[@nicolestephens1431]

JuMixBoox eh I just went it's really not that bad just make sure you are holding your Oyster card when you go to swipe it at the gates listen for doors closing and stand up instead on sitting but make sure you hold on to something

[@IGotYumph]

Ending up as the only person left on the city bus and suddenly feeling like you're wasting the driver's time...

[@princealy4570]

I feel like we all need to rewatch this series after being in quarantine for so long.

[@jessicacarroll2342]

My friends mum went to London and nearly hit Alan Rickman with her car...

[@kams5549]

omg alan rickman was on jimmy fallon and has his own watchmojo video

[@pinewlf2362]

I wood like to hear the rest of the story

[@remusteahan3521]

Holo it's Jessica that's not good but awesome

[@jessica-walt]

I got on the bus and it was just me and then this skater kid with a California hat got on and he was listening to One Direction through his headphones. I could hear every word of the song.

[@goldengiraffe3605]

Saw the title... instantly thought of him getting his head stuck 😂😂

[@emaloopoo2309]

I love using the underground it's always really convenient and (probably the only one) fun to use

[@14freckles14]

And on my school bus there's this SUPER ANNOYING SELF CENTERED girl who used to sing jar of hearts out loud everyday. I remember one time someone yelled at her to shut up and she replied with "shut up IM a good singer!" And she was absolute crap.

[@vaishnavirao5413]

xDD

[@chesscabrera]

You should have yelled "YEAH! TO A DEAF PERSON!"

[@chesscabrera]

Would't everybody smack her?

[@sophieacostley]

Just out of interest, was this person called Paige? Or "JJ" just wondering cause the same thing used to happen to me in primary school with these two people. In the exact same situation. :D

[@14freckles14]

Sophie Costley lol no

[@logomuno]

Something I did was kind of annoying but didn't intentionally do it. So when I'm on public transportation, when The bus is at a stop that is one down from mine, I hold the button. I don't press the the button, I hold around the button. Everything was going fine until this one day I held it and it started glitching out. It repeatedly kept ringing, I thought it would stop but, the button decided to be a jerk and made me look like an absolute annoying fool. The people on the bus were not amused, especially since I'm a high school student..

[@sanjanaanugu146]

0:52 "unbelievable" YAS BECKY

[@cecechu2683]

So an oyster card is like a metro card

[@BonJoviMad100]

Yep

[@athena44444]

Aussie fam wya

[@naan000]

Or an Ezlink card

[@ebonyserenade9003]

Ikr

[@SRLovesPandas1]

Or a Ventra card

[@izellahradicioni1725]

When that one really tall guy who u kinda who you kinda know from school sits next to u and tires to talk to u and in the process steps on ur foot and elbows u in the face

[@letrashcan1906]

THOSE CHILDREN WHO CONSTANTLY YELL ARE SOME KIND OF SATAN

[@IzzyHendrix]

The nice thing about the L train in chicago is that, while it's busy, theres never really more than 15 people getting on at any given place, so it's not too terrible

[@grilche6116]

I’m a danger to children on trains because I knee them on the face 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@yushigo12]

Here at my country... I usually take the train to go to school and I remember one time I've waited for 4 hours in a line to get on a train... As you can see there is a picture of it that looks like a thousands of people are in massive line just to get ride one a train... I've missed 3 of my class that time..

[@natalya6977]

Ryan Reyes Are you filipino? Bc some of my classmates experience that too bc of the LRT

[@yushigo12]

Heartbreak Girl yes :D

[@mayap.3884]

+Ryan Reyes me too!!

[@melissamegan9504]

Just say the word "Trenchcoat" and the whole Supernatural fandom comes to say hello :') Oh God, we're everywhere

[@shulump8375]

Same

[@aciralin6502]

We took over Tumblr and Wattpad, and now we're taking over KZbin. I wish we could share gifs here.

[@melissamegan9504]

+Nixie TRUE

[@brenda65756]

so true SUPERNATURAL FOR LIFEEE!!!!!

[@katiesmith3485]

yesss

[@nicoleheveron7974]

Kings Cross... HHHAAARRRYY PPPOOOTTTTEEERRR

[@livwithab4276]

Nimble_ Nikki_ i

[@wingedpikmin1824]

No, just a train station in London

[@ashh1014]

I wonder how many Harry Potter fans ask the guards where to find platform 9 3/4

[@abbykrause4318]

DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRAH?!??!?!!??

[@miagranger8426]

YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

[@kellyhall9449]

2 days ago I forgot to take my melatonin and fell asleep at like 3 am so I was tired the whole day yesterday threw off my sleep schedule so yesterday I fell asleep at freaking 4 pm and woke up 3 this morning. Thanks for being a KZbin Dan. You and Phil are literally the only people who don't drive me insane and your videos are in fact the only things that keep me grounded to reality. Thanks❤❤

[@kellyhall9449]

I'm so sleep deprived I can't even comment like a regular human being...

[@iinaa123]

Once when I ran to the train, the bars were closing so that nobody would cross the tracks, but I ran underneath them together with two classmates anyway. The ticket inspector however saw us and didn't allow us to go on the train unless we apologized to the freaking driver - who were in the first part of the train which was like 50 meters away(?) and we had to walk over there awkwardly whilst everyone was staring at us through the window - and got his approval. Which we did. That was one of the worst experiences ever .____.

[@enderkittymc8811]

I'm so introverted I can't function in public places or any type of social event. In other words, I haven't been outside in ages and the only people that can understand my awkward ways are my best friends in the entire world. IMMA LOSER.

[@jakew-k2044]

Margaret Gearin Sammme xD When I walk outside, I just glance nervously at people and when people say hi I just smile awkwardly and walk faster. At least friends understand ^.^

[@dillyohno]

Oyster sounds so weird.. We have opal cards in Sydney.

[@rose-gp7so]

Dilara Buyuklu yes opal cards basically the same thing

[@aggravatedcheeseburger7589]

we have myki's in melbourne

[@user-js1ge1lz1u]

Dilara Buyuklu we have smartriders where i live

[@katherineleon0723]

In New York City we have metro cards

[@samvanriessen9943]

Dilara Buyuklu in the Netherlands we have OV-Cards

[@lindsey5730]

dan i fall up stairs all the time, that's normal for me especially like the time i fell up the bleachers during a marching band competition last year after we just performed with my crush watching me hahaha definitely over it :"D

[@naan000]

F

[@weivy5376]

If you think public transport in London is bad, come to New York for double the torture. You literally can not get on the subway car without having that one guy next to you who raises his arm and all you smell for the next 10 minutes is his arm pit, which always happens to be sweaty because the goddamn subway cars are always so full that you can't feel the air conditioning. And on the buses, the drivers will literally kick you off if you don't have a metro card or the exact change. No joke this actually happened to me and my friend once.

[@cupcaketoycolecter]

sory for you :(

[@colourfulparrot]

At least you have air conditioning we don't have that in London and you can't get on a bus here either if you don't have an oyster card(travel card)

[@kindleofelectricity7062]

And if you're short like me and all the rest of the people are tall. Ugh!!!!!!!

[@rosemonet6820]

So true

[@honeybunny8161]

I've never been to newyork before but I can guess it's very bad!

[@nelileen1656]

I can't deny that I would have done the exact same thing , If I had pushed the stop button accidentally , and cause I have the orientation of a potatoe , I would probably walk around for about 1 hour , trying to find at least another public transport and cause I have no clue of the underground and bus system I would probably get lost there too :D

[@janadhondt1536]

Neli Leen same

[@nelileen1656]

thatsme haha I'm literally lost in the street I live in :D

[@Barbisub]

I'm laughing so hard on your comment * high five ✋ *

[@nelileen1656]

subotic barbi *high five* ✋ ;)

[@nelileen1656]

Sienna wright still better that what I would do :D

[@tiiredkoi]

the first time I got on a plan, I tripped and fell, leaving about 20 people laughing at me including my family. when I got up, I had realized I knocked over a flight waitress, so while I was walking to my seat, trying to cover my face with my coat and hands, some people even slapped and punched me in the arm.

[@tiiredkoi]

Yeah, that was the first and last plane flight I have gone on so far.

[@star_12121]

Night LPS yes I love getting on plans, they are the best form of travel (P.S I'm just making a joke, no offense)

[@mikeyhasaheart6122]

Night LPS -oh my God Max-

[@dasha_ucko]

The SARS mention didn't age well...

[@Jeanjellybean13]

When people fucking walk slow in front of me. I'm sorry but I have 10 minutes to get across campus and I don't have time for this shit.

[@shann_sletcher]

I hate when people try to talk to me on the buss/train, I just sit there and give them the death stare.... Don't judge me....

[@ElizabethHopexxx]

Perfectly Healthy/Young People who sit in the Elderly/Disabled/Pregnant People seats when they can CLEARLY see anyone who matched the previous citeria!! Pisses me off so much! Its like they think they own the bloody bus!!

[@madisonm.4535]

The mask and reference to SARS takes on completely new meaning now. If I'm not confused SARS is closely related to Covid-19 by the way.

[@meitnerium5691]

I once fell up an escalator. Which was yesterday, and I came back to comment this. So I was like smOOthly rolling down, but on the other side I recognized my mum (going up). I forgot that I was on an escalator, and started running like it was some sort of stairs, then I fell and the sharp tips of the stairs just stabBED ME IN THE LEG. Someone stopped the escalator and I started crying. Wow, I am such a crybaby.

[@melaniemartinez3918]

no u is kewl

[@meitnerium5691]

Braids and Blossoms thanx

[@ying520]

+SillySweetheart ouch... If someone laughs or brings up that moment again, just say a popular, attractive, sort of famous guy did that. Lmao

[@meitnerium5691]

+Cindy Plays ohhhhh that's a good idea (so now i am theoretically as socially awkward as damn danyul)

[@idontknowwhattoputhere7031]

don't worry m8 i would cry if i did that too

[@hdanylo]

Also on the tube: those people who enter the platform, then JUST STAND THERE BLOCKING THE EXIT EVEN THOUGH THE WHOLE PLATFORM IS EMPTY.

[@natashaharris7734]

These are my favourite Dan videos, tbh I miss this so much... when he wasn’t so depressing and whiny all the time

[@bethsharpe7865]

I get the bus to work and some of them have those four seats that are opposite each other? And i sat down opposite a guy around the same age and when the bus pulled up, I leaned forward to get something out my bag and practically fell into his lap :P I got off the next stop because I was so embarassed, le sigh

[@TheMsYami]

The same happened to me when I was on the train and for some reason I fell off the chair side ways and my head was in some ladies lap.