how many cowboys does it take to screw in a light bulb? none. 'cause cowboys ain't afraid of the dark.
@dakotaranger5 жыл бұрын
Dang right
@echo12755 жыл бұрын
Mic drop
@MasterTobiification5 жыл бұрын
Light bulbs... there call candles
@coltonfaulks92785 жыл бұрын
He'll ya
@drmachinewerke15 жыл бұрын
I use stick matches
@my2cents8015 жыл бұрын
Cowboys personal space is just outside of his punch reach. It is real easy to know when you have cross that line.
@trdshortbus80093 жыл бұрын
That reach can differ depending on how much follow through lean comes with that swing...
@xxabyssslayer48033 жыл бұрын
That’s usually it for me, because idk if you’re just gonna randomly swing out at me 😂
@curlywolfone5 жыл бұрын
As a Cowboy, I always observe The arms length rule, then add 10”.
@jasonzane314 жыл бұрын
,q
@trdshortbus80093 жыл бұрын
Now that its 2020 we all mine as well add a few more
@mikeyforpresident3 жыл бұрын
And then another 24”
@Ghostly_One12 жыл бұрын
Is that just something you do, or is it habitual caution that comes with the job? Like being on guard not to get smacked by hooves or something.
@c.m.28185 жыл бұрын
As someone who was born and raised in Texas, this is all so true. Cowboys and cowgirls are no joke. Nothing to be messed with.
@ciara84285 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@SwampSquatch705 жыл бұрын
Tex-ass is one big ass joke. And most of the people in the state are a joke.
@danconrad9205 жыл бұрын
Cowgirl foreplay "Get in the truck asshole"
@michaeldiebold88474 жыл бұрын
But, you'll always get a warning if you push to far.
@chesterswingjr97964 жыл бұрын
Robert Harris - And his insurance won't cover it!!!
@SamGlasser5 жыл бұрын
I spent 1 summer working with cowboys, hayen, branding, ear marking, dehorning, casterating etc. that’s the hardest work I’ve ever done. Hats off to the real cowboys.
@cassandrawhite15943 жыл бұрын
Yep it’s damn hard but I sure loved it when I was doing it.
@charleswilkins9433 жыл бұрын
that iant even that hard though
@5josullivan3 жыл бұрын
Now you know how they can eat biscuits and gravy and mashed taters everyday and still have no ass. 😉
@5josullivan3 жыл бұрын
@@charleswilkins943 really ? BS ! Try it in 100°+ weather in full sun and see if your butt doesn't drag behind you when you get home.
@charleswilkins9433 жыл бұрын
@@5josullivan I do it everyday at home dumbass
@davidglocar27945 жыл бұрын
That's is so funny..and Im a Cowboy raised in South Texas.
@christyspringman12155 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being you. Even on the hard days you bring a smile to my face. From a grateful cowgirl in Texas.
@southernbeauty17214 жыл бұрын
"I ant going down on broke back mountain, that shit ant right, that shit ant right." Willie Nelson
@eddiethompson63555 жыл бұрын
I'm a white cowboy and I love you because you crack me up .... and I live in TEXAS and hillbillly and PROUD of it
@beckygould75094 жыл бұрын
Eddie Thompson nothing wrong with being a hillbilly. Country girl from Pennsylvania!
@theamerican83374 жыл бұрын
Brother no offense but unless you moved to Texas as a Hillbilly you cant be a Hillbilly. And the fact that you dont know that says a lot about you.
@margaretthompson93904 жыл бұрын
The 19th I was born in TEXAS 03/03/1964
@dbgarrison89283 жыл бұрын
@@theamerican8337 there are no Texan hillbillies. Hillbillies are from Appalachia. Southern and yankee.
@theamerican83373 жыл бұрын
@@dbgarrison8928 are you telling me or agreeing with me because that is exactly what I said. Should have sent this to the person claiming to be a hillbilly from Texas not the person pointing out the same fact that you just said.
@blazinglight80255 жыл бұрын
I live in TX and cowboys are KING it TX.
@fugglesticktheugly43225 жыл бұрын
Texas hearing what you saying my friend...... Yup. Got it right
@devinwilliams60305 жыл бұрын
FR
@shawnmoore13195 жыл бұрын
Yee yee!
@coltonfaulks92785 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@jordanmorrison71025 жыл бұрын
Wat part of tx u from I'm from east
@fugglesticktheugly43225 жыл бұрын
@@jordanmorrison7102 real small town... Coleman...
@bearallison16335 жыл бұрын
As a cowgirl, from Texas, who has been bucked, stepped on, bitten, kicked, dragged, bones broken, slammed into and rolled over by her horse...as a few examples, there's not much that scares me.
@wrex5093 жыл бұрын
A cowboy is gonna teach you everything you want to know and be happy to welcome you into their world.
@deannacrownover35 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh! I put my horse up, got on my motorcycle road around for awhile came back and I was taking my boots off as this segment came on! You nailed it! Nothing's funnier to a cowgirl taking her boots off then listening to How cowboys and cowgirls are! ( my Uncle Homer ran the lochs in LaBelle for 40 years!)
@oklahomasouthern58595 жыл бұрын
Haha born raised around rodeo's, most are as well its generationally passed down, they start at the age between 4and 6 riding sheep in the rodeo arena, the older they got the bigger the animal. I'm little bother rode bare back Broncs, and 2 of his friends, the other 3 rode bulls. I did barrels and poles. My husband broke horses for money. Most of my friends did barrel, we all started about the same age 6yo. It's also when shot a gun for the first time. Boys would go hunting about 10 or 11 whenever their dad thinks they are ready, me and my friends did as well but instead of hunting I killed my first chicken to prep and cook so most are family traditions that we well are important. You never know when you could need those skills to survive. Lol everything you said is true lol
@rustybrown18355 жыл бұрын
TRUE Americona, grew up on a farm my self, still wish I was still there.
@edwardwells58645 жыл бұрын
Mother of God I am gonna have to call 911 for a bottle of oxygen I am laughing so hard.
@robertwebb85115 жыл бұрын
Love your videos. You’re welcome anytime. Come to Texas for a home cooked meal, a day at the range and riding horses
@gamingmadesimple55105 жыл бұрын
Idk if I classify as a cowboy per se... But farmer for sure, 260 head of cattle and 4800 acres approximately. I know for damn sure I ain't ever found a man or woman that hits as hard as a pissed off cow protecting her baby.
@jenniferpeacock92915 жыл бұрын
I would say you are a country boy. I have tried to raise my girl to avoid cowboys but go for county boys. To me, there is a slight difference. Both are good, but one tends to be more stable than the other. At least, in my experience.
@txgunguy27663 жыл бұрын
I think 1600lb herd bulls hit pretty hard. I had one break 3 ribs, my nose and fracture my spine. I had to kill him just to make it the 1/4 mile back up to the house.
@cassandrawhite15943 жыл бұрын
We were running heifers through the pen and shoots spraying wormer. Best friend was in pen when the biggest one coming flying through and usually when you stood your ground with one it would vere off. That giant b!tch didn’t budge. She ran right over her. Knocked her down and literally ran right over her. Had hoof prints bruised up for couple so weeks. Needless to say we didn’t none get in the way that thang again. God she was mean. I do miss working cattle though. I loved it. Had one smash my hand badly another time. I still have problems with that hand 7-8 years later.
@gamingmadesimple55103 жыл бұрын
@@txgunguy2766 we usually avoid getting in the working pen with bulls. Most of ours weigh in around the 1600lb except "little guy" 2100lb behemoth when they decide to do something kinda just let them go and try to do damage control.
@txgunguy27663 жыл бұрын
@@gamingmadesimple5510 It wasn't in a pen. It was in the bed of a half dried up pond and then again, in the pasture half way back to the house.
@earldeanpowell4 жыл бұрын
First church I pastored was in Cowboy country...wheat, cattle, oil. One of our kids bitten by copperhead. Family waited...nah, dry strike. 85 yr old man working cattle bitten by a rattlesnake. Yep, real strike. Took care of it at home. These dudes are real men. Cowgirls...fabulous, but forget it. You just aren't man enough. Period.
@tinknal64493 жыл бұрын
I cowboyed on a ranch in Montana. Guy I worked with would grab a rattlesnake by the tail and crack it like a whip and pop the head off.
@billallen47933 жыл бұрын
@@tinknal6449 we just wack em in the head with the knot on our lariat, then twist of all but the last rattle and pop the rattle in a mason jar. P.S. if you get greedy and want that last rattle, just know they stink if you do that...from Wyoming USA 🔫🤠🇺🇸p.s stay safe and healthy everybody GOD BLESS OUR COUNTRY
@tinknal64493 жыл бұрын
@@billallen4793 Yeah, I used the knot myself, I'm not coordinated enough to try the whip trick....I would skin them out and dry the skins.
@shirleyallen51783 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@montyleblanc46724 жыл бұрын
Mr. Pray......as a full blooded Cajun, I would invite you to venture next door to Texas and see what kind of trouble you can get into with us crazy folks in the swamps. ;) You are a breath of fresh air. Love your stuff, door is open any time.
@quentiniojensen38853 жыл бұрын
As a cowboy this made me laugh, only on the inside tho. My mustache is too heavy to make facial expressions
@carltonwilliams92563 жыл бұрын
As a cowboy myself I can say for a fact you only saw the rough side. Loyalty and devotion are cornerstones of this lifestyle
@poshartistgirl77495 жыл бұрын
Do you know that some real cowboys also write poetry? Had the honor of meeting some of them in a poetry event at the Art Center of Plano in Texas. Learning about them, their poetry and lifestyle was a wonderful eye opening experience. 👢 + 📝
@jakeerskine66593 жыл бұрын
The best description I have ever heard.
@sporthorsefarrier20145 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure why I keep getting recommended this, but happy I was dude it on point and funny as hell .....
@sisleymichael4 жыл бұрын
You got it babe. Come to Texas and hang out with me and my fellow cowboys. You are all right.
@tweebthelerker39525 жыл бұрын
I'm in Bell, FL as I listen to this.
@rccarothers4 жыл бұрын
My Grandpa made a living as a Professional Rodeoer From 1930 to 1940! He was PURE COWBOY! Thank You for being real about Cowboys! He always wore his working Cowboy hat for work & his Stetson for Church with a tag inside that said "Like HELL this Stetson is yours! This Stetson belongs to D.R. Forsyth!!! Even in his 80's! Amen! My Grandma was 19 years younger than him (Baller!) And the only thing my Grandpa was scared of was my Grandma! She was a true Cowgirl!!! Literally cooking Breakfast & Lunch for 45 Cowboys everyday on the Ranch when they were first married!
@UrMomsChauffer5 жыл бұрын
Everything I learned about cowboys through Looney Tunes, was a lie!!! 😂😂😂
@lynutermark14544 жыл бұрын
IKR!!! heh heh heh
@jordanhicks51315 жыл бұрын
Arizona reporting in, can confirm.
@therealhillbillyamerican17345 жыл бұрын
Yep dont hug me if you another man. Especially if were in the woods
@rachellewalters81115 жыл бұрын
😂
@lynutermark14544 жыл бұрын
ha ha ha ha ha
@Jh-mp2rd5 жыл бұрын
I've never seen brokeback mountain, and I never will. Telling a straight guy to watch a gay movie that their not interested in, is like telling a vegan to watch your new hunting video..........just doesn't make any sense!
@txgunguy27663 жыл бұрын
Abso-freakin-lutly. I've never seen it and never will.
@georgecompton1879 Жыл бұрын
Josh sir , awsome way to end your vid on that song ! Lot's of love 4 you and yours !
@kateg72984 жыл бұрын
My husband cowboyed for years. They're no joke. Someone insulted a cocktail waitress once while we were next to him. Husband glances over, knocks him the hell over the bar without even getting off his bar stool and the guy apologizes as he's running out of the bar. Nice one, honey. Have another beer.
@oceanstaterccrawlers5 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm in tears live the gun range ,one and hunting one my face hurts lmfao hood material
@taterplays72825 жыл бұрын
You got a lot right. lol. Being raised in the south it does not matter the meat suit you are born into what matters is do you have it in your soul to get back up and get back on a horse or bull after hitting the ground. Also good manners. Good manners will buy you a lot of respect in the south.
@IdahoOutdoorsyChick5 жыл бұрын
I love this one. And you are absolutely correct.
@MrsShocoTaco5 жыл бұрын
You have to be 5 feet away to talk to em, they holler everYthing
@NovaHorizon4 жыл бұрын
That's because we learned how to talk to each other with the tractor running.
@nicholelivesay38285 жыл бұрын
That was funny and love that song!
@emmetthaynesjr889711 ай бұрын
Josh! You ate the man! Love your videos.
@davidmaisel80625 жыл бұрын
nailed it! keep it up! your fan!
@elslick4 жыл бұрын
Coming from Wyoming and growing up on ranches my entire life I can say your spot on hahaha. Although I do have to say there are two types of cowboys. Motivated ones that work there ass off, and there the lazy ass, drunk, won't get off his horse for nothing cowboys. Hahahaha we always called them cookies because that what they acted like. The real ones are some hard ass, hard working ones.
@shawnmoore13195 жыл бұрын
Love your videos bro! Much love from ATX. Keep up the good content
@gkarjala4 жыл бұрын
Your a trip Josh. Lovin' this stuff.
@tmauntler5 жыл бұрын
#me had me rollin
@sidneygrosshar2695 жыл бұрын
My cowboy life and my military life were the very best times in my life. The best most honest and honorable folks ever. Loved helping ranchers move Big herds of cattle with my friends on horseback with our cow dogs. Trust me it’s nothing like the movies.
@jimtrotter43595 жыл бұрын
Thank You ssssoooo much your vlogs are so funny. I share these rib busting vlogs you go friend
@lonniesmith3525 жыл бұрын
“What I’m gonna do to you your insurance won’t cover” yup sounds about right
@foulumpire5 жыл бұрын
40 years ago was the last real cowboy I had met. He had a 56 Ford pickup that had less than 8000 miles on it. He only used it to take his wife to church on Sunday. The only 2 days he didn't work was Easter and Christmas. He was on the back of a horse 10 to 12 hours a day everyday. The cowboys of today look like soy boys compared to him.
@shadowwolfmandan5 жыл бұрын
So 40 years ago would have been 1978. Means his 56 ford P/U was 22 years old, astounding. Sounds like he did things the hard way - but _if_ true it was because he enjoyed it. Not trolling but your story sounds a bit out of date and somewhat inflated. There are two types of farmers/cowboys - the wealthy and the unwealthy The wealthy treat it like a business
@Whiskey5_5 жыл бұрын
You dont get out much do ya
@Sadarsa4 жыл бұрын
even in Texas there's not too many cowboys left... to find them you've gotta go out into those small tiny towns with populations of like 600. Once there though you'll know quick fast and in a hurry that the lifestyle is still alive.
@jackipalmer56804 жыл бұрын
I know a real cowboy... should’ve married him! We were too young... We recently reconnected and are fishing Friday...! My brother and sister-in-law are going with us! I don’t trust myself... he’s married! Wife went to Texas!!! Ironic eh!
@jackipalmer56804 жыл бұрын
foulumpire I wonder if he’s the same guy...!
@andrewjensen84735 жыл бұрын
You sure do make a lot of great videos. Sure don’t want to mess with the cowgirls. Like stealing a Marines Newport’s. Ain’t nothing can save you then. Thanks for the videos
@Mr.Schitzengigglez5 жыл бұрын
Those aren't Newports. Those are mint green Crayolas.
@shirleyallen51783 жыл бұрын
😅🤣😂
@m1k3l1f33 жыл бұрын
Canadian cowboy here. Great video!
@nonenone32575 жыл бұрын
You ain't lived til you've two stepped with a real Cowboy. I highly recommend it.
@jenniferpeacock92915 жыл бұрын
Not all of them can dance. :/
@shirleyallen51783 жыл бұрын
Guuuuurrrrlllll....
@floridafarms60663 жыл бұрын
Rode in the Rocky Mountain circuit, from Wyoming it was fun, didn't make any money, but had alot of buckle bunnies
@bobdodge76904 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I cried
@lesahanners50575 жыл бұрын
I grew up a Washington state cowgirl on a big wheat ranch and this was a riot!
@janetberry10425 жыл бұрын
“Cowmen”! Ha! He says it really fast, of course, but it cracked me up! Cowmen! 😂
@swampthingzr2ify3 жыл бұрын
Love your stuff keep it
@laurascott64374 жыл бұрын
Josh lmao I moved from Cincinnati ohio to Lander Wyoming, where cowboys and Indians are the majority. You hit this stuff on the head with a hammer, had me rolling fr!!!!!!!! Josh this is for real!!!!!!
@fguzman626sa4 жыл бұрын
Watching this in Texas as I'm putting on my boots 😆
@meghutson36195 жыл бұрын
Go Bell Bull Dogs!!! Cowgirls work hard all day then go home an take care of there man.
@DylanBegazo5 жыл бұрын
Meg Hutson Interesting. Could you explain that a little more?
@oklahomasouthern58595 жыл бұрын
Very true, I can hike, muddboggin, horse riding, lake swimming, gun shooting, hunting, fishing, drinking beer and have fun. Also can cook, sew, wear heels and a black dress, take care of the kids, do the women's duties of life, then treat my husband with respect and love in and out of the bedroom. I love my life. Its funny when a feminist assume I am like them, I don't know how many feminists I have pissed off a day. Lol
@robertwebb85115 жыл бұрын
So very true. I’m lucky to have found my cowgirl. God bless Texas
@michaelgautreaux31683 жыл бұрын
Time to analyze, little brother, 1st off U'RE too funny. Being from San Antonio, may share something? U're right! As the attitude ( Assitude) well, it works, yes. The women? Cowgirls & "Witches" are the same thing, Thank Gawd! Lol! They put their "spell" on yo, U are done, caught, cornered, serious 😮🤣🤣 🤣.to point; bulls-hurricanes, horses- Lightning- bring it. Trucks? If it starts, it works. Love the routine, but why U up on us "Cowboys"? Lub U bac man. Be safe 🦊
@MsLhuntMartinez793 жыл бұрын
@@michaelgautreaux3168 San Antonio here too!!! I love when they (cowboys) ride their horses up WW White with the cars and all. 😉 Texas Born Texas Bred ❤💪
@MikeM-om2cx5 жыл бұрын
Love it!!!!!!
@testerintester8645 жыл бұрын
Lol you are very funny...lol thanks
@antronlavey67713 жыл бұрын
Great videos man!
@crepitus35525 жыл бұрын
another great vid, thanks! :)
@dancook50574 жыл бұрын
One doesn't choose the cowboy life, it chooses you. Many are bred into it. We lived on farm when I was growing up for a bit my old man is a true cowboy as was his dad before him. I've done my share of fence horse breaking, riding brandings and what not but compared to some my time doing that wasn't very long at all. Yet it sticks with you it's in the blood. Even ppl I meet now mind you I'm a carpenter and have been competing in boxing for 25yrs ppl I meet work with what have you will ask if I grew up on a ranch or farm the spirit it just stays with you.
@godbluffvdgg5 жыл бұрын
Lived in texas (san antone) for basic training, then a place in No Cal called Vacaville (cow town) for a few years, I've met a lot of real cowboys over my half century...A good texas cowboy is a steady, honorable and dependable man, A bad texas cowboy can be a real fuckin asshole...That's basically true wherever the cowboy is from...
@troysarnowski52133 жыл бұрын
As someone who rodeoed and worked with horses when younger. A simple fact we got a steel pair , not afraid of much. Have very calm demeanors.
@ethan.brossart36343 жыл бұрын
As a cowboy, we do joke around sometimes u just got to learn the right jokes to tell and when to tell them
@discoveryoutdoorskcfishing2365 жыл бұрын
Damn dude that's actually really spot-on.
@Zodia1954 жыл бұрын
I myself am no cowgirl by a long shot (even though most of my life was spent out in the country), but I have family that is and old High School classmates that are. (3/4ths of my graduating class when to Texas A&M in either College Station or Kingsville, and a good chunk went for their degrees in Agriculture). One of my cousins was dead serious when he told me his method of taking care of gophers- finds a fresh mound, redigs the hole, sites there in a chair with water and a shotgun, waits for the critter, and as soon as the critter appears, he shoots it in the face ASAP. And he was a teen at the time he told me this. He's now a full time rancher and is a SA Rodeo Trail Driver. That family do know how to make great barbecue too. Every wedding they do their own food since they have the means for it lol.
@Anurahm_Kycor5 жыл бұрын
Boy you can't pull a 650? Shame on you and dishonor on your horse.
@garyholland29435 жыл бұрын
Josh you are funny. Awsome! love you content brother! But the gators going down.....MIZZ-ZOU!!!!!!! LMAO.
@williammccaw9284 жыл бұрын
Great voice
@Carolinacowboy5 жыл бұрын
You've got it....damn straight!!
@mikeandsandrad22035 жыл бұрын
I met a group of Cowboys at a bar in South Dakota. I guess they can't take a joke! I had to leave the bar. Whoops
@jimjaco42105 жыл бұрын
thru the door or window?
@mikeandsandrad22035 жыл бұрын
@@jimjaco4210 That's hilarious! Luckily on my feet. I must have had luck on my side.
@jonmacdonald53455 жыл бұрын
Mike Andsandrad Was it a broke back mountain joke??
@mikeandsandrad22035 жыл бұрын
@@jonmacdonald5345 If that was the case I think I would have been escorted out the window 😆
@thetroof55255 жыл бұрын
Mister, Ive heard it said before. But not like this. Im a Texas boy and I can say that truer words were never spoke. I like how you put it. Take it easy.
@ar.69685 жыл бұрын
Us Midwesterners are hella serious.
@DylanBegazo5 жыл бұрын
A R. I like that. I’m a coastal. But I don’t like it. I’m very serious. It’s annoying when people complain I’m too serious. But I admire you Midwesterners. I can ride and shoot which is rare for a coastal but I’m no cowboy. Wish I was.
@AndronikosVII5 жыл бұрын
We are
@awho335 жыл бұрын
WHOOOOO IS THAT SINGING?!?! To die for!!
@harmony70545 жыл бұрын
3/4 ton for mud. 4-5 feet distance, unless snubbin a colt. Briefs, not boxers, save a day off or wrecked n polite. ;)
@kristinaharper74965 жыл бұрын
This was so funny 😀
@trucknlifewithladybelle55575 жыл бұрын
You are so funny
@ADRAGONSLIFE5 жыл бұрын
As always ..... Another AWESOME skit . Probably the best I've seen in my 50 years ..... Except for you being a gator . Lol NOLES rule !!!! Take care and keep the world smiling .
@toddjones64743 жыл бұрын
The check list to be a cowboy is, 1 be honest, 2 have a good heart. The rest is subjective 😎
@ACreed-hd6cz5 жыл бұрын
lol. That’s the truth. I love this guy. 🙂
@davidtoda17515 жыл бұрын
I love this guy.
@tree5923 жыл бұрын
I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard. I'm Texan and this is so true...
@lawwdogg1digr5 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Josh. Haven’t laughed that hard in a bit.
@keithyoungman77505 жыл бұрын
I was raised on a ranch in Florida and 95% of my family is cowboys I can tel you right now all of this is true and that cowboys can be very loud when they talk and they will only say it once so they make sure they are heard😂
@calvinlayport31274 жыл бұрын
Yes there is real cowboys from Florida I can contest to that my family were cowboys I was born and raised in Arcadia and worked on the biggest ranches in southern Florida till I was about thirty years old and my wife and I wanted more children so I broke horses on weekends and started running heavy equipment during the week because the real cowboys were already a dieing breed and I knew it but it was a hard thing for me to do infact after I stopped working cattle me and my brother still teamed roped three to four times at night a week and loved it because we were naturals at it hell we were given a horse each time one of us turned six or seven years old ,a friend of mine seen some pictures of me and my brother closest to me standing on the ground holding our horses rains and he asked how the hell did y'all get on them horses y'all can't be more then 7-8 years old there I said climb his leg to the stirrup and get on I laughed and said hell what was hard at that age was getting em saddled took both of us to get the saddle on one then we both saddled the other one then grab the straps and climb up and get on him ,I couldn't imagine growing up not knowing how to ride and rope or how to tie calf's and hogs down work cows at day time catch and tie hogs at night I had a great life growing up hard times and hard work was all we knew
@calvinlayport31274 жыл бұрын
@victoria rook yes I did see that and laughed my ass off and something similar happened to me when I was 17 me and 2 of my older brothers had just pulled in the yard from doing some day work vacating a big peace of land that Fred c Babcock of Florida Babcock ranch witch was a real cowhand ranch before the old man died had let the state use as a sanctuary for 20 years and it was out , but any way my nephew came running out to the truck before we even got out and said a man had just stole his bike from him I said who was he said he didn't know him witch was very strange anyway because we lived a mile from the nearest paved road but there were trails made all over that place off highway 70 about 8 miles out of Arcadia so I told my brother get out get the horses unloaded because mine was in front and I sung up didn't even have my feet in the stirrups and pulled out at a hard Gallup I wasn't gonna run him hard because he had worked already that day hard work had to rope every thing we and our dogs could find on that land off the west side of highway 31 between Arcadia and fort Myers anyway the first trail hadn't had nothing on it but the next one had them tire tracks I thought to myself oh yeh I cought up to him all the way over on highway 72 witch was about 2 miles from our house as the crow flies and looped right up beside him and said hey bud that damn bike your riding that you just took from a 7 year old kid was my damn nephew and I was already pulling on the rawhide strip that held my lariat on my horn down and told him if you make my rope you off that damn bike I'm gonna drag your ass about a quarter mile before I even think about slowing down and he jumped off that bike and cut across the highway with damn cars coming blowing their horns I laughed so hard I about pissed my self should of seen how people looked at me with a bicycle hanging off the side of my horse it was priceless I miss those days it was hard work but I sure didn't mind rolling out of bed 6 days a week at 4 am feed the horses and loaded em up at 4:30 and to play I mean to work we went lol
@justinflud34154 жыл бұрын
Josh, for a good laugh, "The Ranch " on Netflix
@7ajhubbell3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@chaneymcdonnell56083 жыл бұрын
Your right on the money!!!!
@JonnyCoolMelt4 жыл бұрын
I met a real cowboy in Douglas Wyoming!! He said he was out on that horse for 3-4 days straight!! Eat drink and sleep on the horse. Couldn’t lay on the ground because of snakes 🐍 Tough job!!
@hunterwade93165 жыл бұрын
Mississippi too
@robertsutphen23335 жыл бұрын
You are a ball of fun.,
@Monkeywrench5425 жыл бұрын
hey josh, being a former Ft Myers resident 30 odd years ago, is Buckingham still there by chance? since you did mention labelle.
@elyseb6745 жыл бұрын
@ joshpray, you need to see the Bill Pickett Invitational Rodeo.
@scotta47263 жыл бұрын
Had me rolling. 😂
@jordanmorrison71025 жыл бұрын
I'm from Lufkin tx and East Texas football is the best football/ most hard hitting football in the world hands down
@heidimarchant54385 жыл бұрын
This must be mostly western Cowboys, the 5 ft back thing isn't exactly a southern thing but it does depend on who you're speaking too and how well you know them. Did you say Bell, FL? That's my hometown where I grew up, I'd sure like to know his name because if I knew his family then I'd give them a firm talking too, I'm going back down there this winter to visit, been out west since 2009. Total culture shock in the cowboy state, it's so crazy different but you adjust eventually.
@DDay90005 жыл бұрын
He said LaBelle, and I've been to Bell FL so I know where that's at too :)
@heidimarchant54385 жыл бұрын
@@DDay9000 my bad my mistake, I guess I can't give them a firm talking too then since idk anyone from LaBelle😔
@viacrucis25093 жыл бұрын
Very few Cowboys left anywhere. They could sleep on a rock, work all day, laugh off getting injured, sacrifice for the herd or the ranch, the herd, well, fence, was life to them. Maybe a few beers on Friday night.