yup, get your coupons before you go, take a whole stack and pass them down the line behind you, get there before it opens, stay until it closes, bring food, drinks, grill, tailgate in the parking lot, use lots of sunscreen. ride everything multiple times.
@layner685 жыл бұрын
I love your outlook on things. If more people were like you it would truely be a better place. Love all your videos. You keep me in stitches.
@ddayinvader64875 жыл бұрын
I can confirm! We use coupons for everything!
@christianharris13435 жыл бұрын
Love your videos man. Breaking down the barrier with comedy. Gods work right here brother 😁!
@KLee275335 жыл бұрын
Bruh we love a coupon 😂 and don't get me started on no Groupon lmao
@monisworldforever28392 жыл бұрын
Or a living social certificate! 😂😂😂
@taruluver293035 жыл бұрын
I can confirm that we brought our own cooler with different types of sandwiches to an amusement park. We would get a stamp on our hands to go outside to our car and eat out there. Also we would ride the first ride we got to and ride all the rides, then ride them a second time on the way out.
@kickthesky5 жыл бұрын
100% accurate on EVERY single point you made. Us bright folks do all of that! Great stuff, Josh!
@Toaster815 жыл бұрын
As a Army Veteran 🇺🇸 I can verify #2. My wife calls me out on it constantly.
@triciag33115 жыл бұрын
I have never been a coupon user, but omg, my husband is the whitest of the white coupon users! He used one on our second date! 😂 I'm a very pale white girl but I HATE lying in the sun. I can't stand it at all and never do it. I'm in that water! It's true about skipping line. You better not if I'm in that line!
@thedarkgenious79675 жыл бұрын
This, minus the tanning, also applies to larger amusement parks. And sometimes national parks.
@latonyagriffin48265 жыл бұрын
I'm nowhere near whyte and I will pack some food for a trip to anywhere. Food/snacks when you're out cost too d@mn much! I ain't got the time or the money for all that!!!
@bethshadid20875 жыл бұрын
Not to mention all the booboo necessities...band aids, Neosporin, tape, Motrin, sinus meds etc....
@kirstenlace58595 жыл бұрын
We don't let no one skip in line cause we know thier excuses are fake😂
@tweetiepie5515 жыл бұрын
Nobody tries to skip the line coz they know they will be murdered right there and then kicked to the side..
@MrsStarfire693 жыл бұрын
Laugh out loud as someone from Phoenix who currently live in WV yes we have Mexicans here and I am very thankful. I NEED me some tamales....
@CelesteSeeker5 жыл бұрын
All true :-D We want to get our money's worth out of the experience! And we can't afford all that concession stand food, so we bring our own, that way the kids aren't begging for food and whining about being hungry an hour after getting there. Stay all day and let those kids wear themselves out so they get straight in bed when they get home :-)
@massasplinter99395 жыл бұрын
Were the same way with “all you can eat buffets” Coupon or not, I paid for it and I’m dayum sure getting my money’s worth.
@ritainez104 жыл бұрын
I can confirm.... And mix some alcohol in? Yeah you're going to need to roll me outta there
@007hwm35 жыл бұрын
So I can tell you DID go the water park with bright friends!!!😁 You gotta go for round 2😂
@sirsmartypants70865 жыл бұрын
Every year we use coupons to get in lol. You crack me up!
@auburntigers51725 жыл бұрын
We got Waterville USA. Where I live in Gulf shores you got to sneak in snacks then go out to the car for lunch and a break from the sun then go back in the park and ride everthing all over again
@mandimartin55215 жыл бұрын
White redhead albino here, I'll coupon all day but I need shaaaaaade
@autumnsmom11175 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Yes, you're right...I learned about coupons/Groupon's and brining your own food too.
@wwoutdoors73003 жыл бұрын
Man you are spot on every time. 👍👍
@melissas29505 жыл бұрын
Yep. Sun lover here.
@darksideemt5 жыл бұрын
Cracking me up as always sir. You’re the best and would so love to take you to Disney one day so you can get some good shit from there. I’m serious bro, hit me up, I got you!
@shoachiwarrior3 жыл бұрын
Dark cuz does it again! Keep em' comin'!
@ladym23985 жыл бұрын
Josh I know this is off to the left, but you're working out regularly or something. I remember earlier videos. You getting ripped! Go head!!! Looking good!!😉👍
@crazybeautiful09295 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 this is so true!!
@katiecarpenter68143 жыл бұрын
Coupons!!! 😂😂😂 That's SO funny cause it's true!!
@Whiskey5_5 жыл бұрын
This just in, a flordia man at a water park
@grassrootztakulusroq80114 жыл бұрын
Man...u are great...I wanna be your next bright friend...tho I think I might be just a little bit more ghetto than most your caucasian cousins
@badkitty49222 жыл бұрын
You forgot to add the egg timer so we know when to flip over, to make the tan EVEN, lol!
@darraghmurphy19405 жыл бұрын
Notification Gang 🔥🔥🔥
@theplaidfox84884 жыл бұрын
omg it's all so true!
@MrBarstow3 жыл бұрын
I want to meet his friends lol
@petersurdo49845 жыл бұрын
Using coupons is victory!
@Sunset5535 жыл бұрын
I do every activity, plus look around every wall and structure at Disneyworld. That could be why I never finish.
@eandg3304 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂 we don't use coupons but we always pack plenty of food and extras for any place we go. Gotta do everything at least 2x to get your money's worth! On a personal note I do not stay in the sun long without sunblock and being covered up. Sun burn hurts! I'm very fair skinned.
@LeannWebb615 жыл бұрын
The tanning is for the white girls with a decent complexion. I'm white as a sheet of paper. I'll lay out in the sun and all the light reflects off of me and everyone around me gets darker because of it. Eventually I'll turn from snow white to lobster red and then in a few days the outer layer of skin will peel off, like a snake. Believe me, it ain't pretty. And for all that trouble I'll end up with a few more freckles. :)
@kelliefowler87985 жыл бұрын
Leann Webb thank you! If you see my Casper the Pissed off ghost looking self in the sun prepare to buy lots and lots of Aloe and see me looking like a lobster/tomato for a week while I itch.
@LeannWebb615 жыл бұрын
I can totally relate!
@petersurdo49845 жыл бұрын
Leann Webb Pale girls rule!
@colleendianuzzo4 жыл бұрын
Pale girls unite!!
@genli56035 жыл бұрын
Btw the normal price at lots of parks is just a scam. They expect people to either get season passes or use 50% off coupons!!!
@anniekalife22385 жыл бұрын
Josh, I love you man! And I do have a serious question. The brite friends you mention in these videos, are they the same ones in most of the vids and do they know/watch your vids? You make me smile with all of these!
@jennifermoody69875 жыл бұрын
U AIN'T CUTTING IN LINE FOR NOTHING!😂😆😂😆 *ME: I DON'T CARE IF U GOT 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE!!* 😂😂😆😆(JK)😉😂😆😉
@tickleevergreen94183 жыл бұрын
Come to mt creek up here in nj lmao you got a 80% chance of getting hurt and the one ride requires a helmet
@TheCrunchyDragon5 жыл бұрын
We do love our coupons
@masonoutdoors87165 жыл бұрын
😂 I cant lmao
@tammyturner5775 Жыл бұрын
We have to get our money's worth 😊. That's why we have to do everything.
@kokomo74149 Жыл бұрын
"Ain't no wakanda here". "I don't care because if I die I'mma die doing something I didn't get to do before I came here". Lmfao YOU FORGOT THAT ONE CRAZY GIRL WHO HAS OUT DO THE GUYS FOR BRAGGING RIGHTS. Lmao You kill me. I didn't realize just how redneck I am until I started listening to you. You get me. 😂😂😂
@kahamahankins30054 жыл бұрын
So true
@leslieshafer63435 жыл бұрын
I NEVER try to tan. Firstly because I had 2 aunts who got Melinoma. And secondly if I go anywhere near the pools, rivers or lakes I plan on swimming. But your friends have the right idea about coupons.
@leeioki3 жыл бұрын
COUPONS 🤣🤣🤣 AND HAVE WATER BOTTLES , GRANOLA ETC ALL ON US.. ORANGES..LOL
@waden4045 жыл бұрын
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Thnk u!!!
@wlewis20705 жыл бұрын
I remember going to the water park as kids with my friend Mackeces and we got home and he looked dead at me and with the most serious look and said " black people tan" look my feet are lighter than my legs my legs got tanned. I tried to tell him it's cuz he's feet were still wet and he told me no his feet haven't been wet for a while and there dry. And I told him guess so never new that. At that age. Peace and Love to all🙏
@stopsniffingkidsjoe17845 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@gregreymcdaniel86945 жыл бұрын
Hey Josh. We bright friends use coupons so we can pull bullets out of our hats while at the gun range.
@Msmeenjah5 жыл бұрын
We do have good Mexican food in WV. I’m a white woman who makes mediocre tamales (and I know not to eat the husks)
@prophetic03115 жыл бұрын
Q-pons lmao, you from Cleveland bro?
@G1AGAIN5 жыл бұрын
I can't use coupons or change to pay for anything I feel so fucking weird doing it
@markpiekaczpiekacz9125 жыл бұрын
Not all use the cuop-on some people are just on a lets see how drunk I get and jump on juck up ride hahaha. If it dont kill you make you tuffer hahaha.
@flamingpieherman98225 жыл бұрын
Yes we're not rich we're just wise with our money... I use coupons I use Ibotta I use every app available, to get my freebies and to get my deals. I won't even booked a hotel without trying to find the best deal on it and if I can you some kind of rewards against it
@1967lathrop5 жыл бұрын
I went down one of those slides you should not go on and I didn’t know as a man you cover the jewels before you hit the pool. I never went to a water park again.
@timothyb.1455 жыл бұрын
I've used coupons till they have overed me money!
@brianbattle55352 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@usn830015 жыл бұрын
🙄 yeah
@ajhatti20114 жыл бұрын
Bruh, who you think invented groupon?🤣
@markc121070 Жыл бұрын
Deep dive into caucasianism. 😆 🤣 😂
@mephInc5 жыл бұрын
You don't get rich by spending money ;)
@WingedHassar3 жыл бұрын
"Oi-Vay! 2% off" - white people in general.
@judithbristley18083 жыл бұрын
Hell no this white woman ride all the slides etc. Still come taaaan
@jlleibold19744 жыл бұрын
Just went to the waterpark and no coupons. The food is right for us and if I could find a coupon In would us it . So right... unless everything is seen and done......we are staying. I don't tan because I tan to easy. I any look right with a certain shade of tan. I saw this white dude that was darker than half the black people. It just doesn't look right.
@niecy2845 жыл бұрын
Why you keep saying “bright friend”
@odayakaminoru55625 жыл бұрын
to avoid youtube guideline maybe..
@niecy2845 жыл бұрын
Oda - okie dookie LOL I am a new subscriber so don’t pay me no mind.
@Fee-Fee5 жыл бұрын
Sharon Young I think it’s because black people don’t always refer to a white people as white. We may call a white person light skinned or bright. Using these terms shows respect and lets white people know that he is just joking.
@niecy2845 жыл бұрын
Fee I hear you BUT white people did not care about our feelings for over 400 years! Plus not saying it in the description BUT I lost count it was said in the video. LOL
@czardavid35 жыл бұрын
Yeah us white people like to make days out of things