5 things I've learned from paintballing with my bright friends

Comedian Josh Pray goes paintballing & it hurts

[@shawnthibodeaux]

Paintball is war training brother and we've been training a long time.

[@TheSpaniard]

As a "bright" man, the welts were pretty prominent after paintball for me... I assume it's the same for our darker cousins? 🤣

[@calmwalks6770]

underated comment haha

[@alberthinds78]

@Blake L I will remember that I ever meet you in the Field for Sure. God Bless LMAO.

[@StratBurst92]

The last time I played which was years ago, I caught one under my facemask. The pain was unreal..

[@otterwithagun1982]

Back when I was stationed in Fort Lee, they had military appreciation weekends at the paintball field.... Those poor civilians.

[@ThePhoenixAscendant]

As a bright player, I have to say I loved your assessment and wholeheartedly agree with everything in it... Paintball brings out the soldier in every bright player I know... Myself included...

[@KA-sx3sc]

Josh is a gift to the internet! Keep on doing your thing, man!

[@icecoldrugby]

Just as I'm getting back into paintball, Josh has to send me deeper into the rabbit hole.

[@DB-bk9tr]

I’d like to invite you to a moose hunt in Maine. Or just a grouse hunt in December. It’d be funny to see you do a video about being cold hiking through the woods. I love your videos man I haven’t watched one yet where I wasn’t splitting my sides.

[@danieltull9583]

That or pheasant hunting in southwest Ks. I lived in Maine for 12yrs. Worked at BIW

[@CleanRK1]

I can hop on bored with this. It’s a whole different world in the woods.

[@elighnorwood9881]

Maine gang

[@dechesino601]

Gator, Wild Boar or Python hunting in the Florida Everglades! Would love to see Josh try a video after that. Love ya!!!!

[@johnmutz9919]

Yep josh pretty much understands caucaisian culture down to the microspecticle. And its funny.

[@jasonmcqueen659]

I really think this man can help heal this country. We need more folks of all backgrounds like this. God bless boss, keep putting these videos out.

[@williamgrice4790]

"my prostate examined" hahahahahahah great job too funny.

[@dramspringfeald]

Back in middle school, my friends and I went to a Paintball place in Waco Texas, they gave us 1000 rounds and these Timpan 98's, Semi-auto SMG looking Handheld with an extra long trigger. I've always been a "big dude" and have never moved that fast. I made up for it, with my first ever time using anything that looked like a handheld, hitting targets 50 feet out and firing on par with that of an automatic. I didn't miss, and I almost never got hit unless someone came out behind me.... good times.... we also gunlined a dude for using Frozen Rounds

[@joshuakeys411]

It adrenaline! As a "Bright" friend I'm old and slow,, until you gonna shoot me with a paintball! Then I turn into F..ing Rambo that shit hurts. Lmao 😳

[@olikat8]

My older daughter. Made more lethal with her military training. Eastern European and Choctaw/Chickasaw blood seems to help.

[@NicotheTemplarTerminator]

There is always that guy who wears shorts and a shirt during paintball. That guy is me

[@baowolf0011]

I'm guilty of that myself lol

[@NicotheTemplarTerminator]

@@baowolf0011 I don’t know what it is. Either we’re really stupid or really brave, it’s hard to tell those two things apart

[@baowolf0011]

@@NicotheTemplarTerminator beats me. I just feel more comfortable that way. Lol

[@NicotheTemplarTerminator]

@@baowolf0011 yep, less weight more speed.

[@baowolf0011]

@@NicotheTemplarTerminator exactly. See you get it.

[@unkulwilly]

"paintball is a causation sport" lmao!

[@alberthinds78]

RACIST!!! JK!

[@dimesonhiseyes9134]

Man I really really miss paintball. Paintball was my thing back in the day. I ate, I dreamed, I fantasised about paint ball. I practiced, I played tournaments, I taught and trained others to play.

[@PhilipHubbe]

What time period did you play? Do you have an OG Sandana?

[@dimesonhiseyes9134]

@@PhilipHubbe I played mostly early 2000's. Are you talking about the over priced headbands?

[@Katana-Karl]

@@PhilipHubbe I myself was the same way. I religiously played rec and tournaments every weekend from 1999 to 2015. I may have missed one or two weekends out of all that time. I was absolutely hooked! I made some lifelong friends that I consider family and vice versa from those days. I also taught and trained others throughout the years. We are cut from the same cloth my friend. No doubt about it.

[@alberthinds78]

Laser Tag for me............. we were HIGH TEC lmao.

[@Katana-Karl]

@@alberthinds78 🤣

[@johnhorton9637]

I love watching your videos Bud. Keep em coming. I'm a bright guy. I dam near fall out my chair laughing every time I watch your videos.

[@qstrader0606]

Buddy one of the best Scenario paintballers is a brother named Wolf. I've been watching his videos on KZbin for the past eight years learning new ways to look at the battle field. He is from Canada and holy crap is he good. Paintballing changed his life. You need to check out his videos man. Trust me I live and breathe paintball but it is not a white mans spot. Especially here in Ohio. Love the videos man keep them up!!!

[@ambrosewilliam33]

God I love paint balling. Most fun I've ever had. (Outside the bedroom of course)

[@or2169]

You are an awesomely talented funny human being. Keep it up. World needs more people like you.

[@BarbellThor]

Paintballing is military. It’s a survivalist/war play. It’s primal. It’s serious.

[@dylanfarley8136]

Serious till you get off the field and everybody is laughing and joking around lol

[@wildside316]

Friends before, friends after. Between the bells(metaphorically speaking), it, is, war.☺

[@exasperatus2002]

I miss playing. I played hard and sent the rain. Welts are just participation awards.

[@SK-or9bo]

Yup, I giggled a little at this video. Brings back some fun memories.

[@roscoepatternworks3471]

Absolutely true, comments about me,"look at that guy go", they never did hit me. Another, "where's that f__ker at", " he's behind that tree". 10 seconds later I call "hit, I'm out, damn". That was in a 24 hour game.

[@Sandman-md2nw]

I think u need to do 5 things about messing w a veteran. Your videos are the best and I wish u the best in life

[@MARIUS1090]

lol..I knew I picked the wrong day one time when I showed up and there were 2 groups looking like seal team six. I had alot of bruises the next day.

[@form4li7y]

I stumbled onto this channel a few hours ago and this has to be the fifth video I've watched. KZbin waiting so long to recommend a channel this good to me is example 2,837 of why the algorithm is trash! This creator deserves more attention.

[@keithbreaux612]

Josh, you are cracking me up!! Keep up the laughs.

[@profitsoluitonsmarketing]

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, I also love the Mike Tomlin interviews. I think he just got a sub from 🤣

[@jonathanbullman7058]

I really need to get out and play some paintball. I played pro-am as teenager. Traveled the country and made a million friends.

[@RichM0410]

You Josh are a breath of fresh air in these times! Humor is good for the sole and you certainly fulfill that need. Merry Christmas to you and your family🎄 Tears in my eyes and side hurts from laughing 😂

[@alberthinds78]

As a "Bright" subscriber Myself. I truly enjoy your videos. God Bless you and yours, my dark Brother.

[@caldaque7354]

Once played paintball with a group that included a retired Navy SEAL. This dude lost both his legs in combat. Never would one think that a legless dude would be hiding in the trees. But this dude was Rambo on steroids. Me and two teammates were trying to flank the opposing team when we got hit out of nowhere. Once we were eliminated this SEAL drops out of the trees with his marker slung around his back then proceeds to sprint (I don’t know what else you would call it) using his hands and arms and takes the rest of our team from the flank we just left. Utterly amazing.

[@Cabbagepatch66]

Just imagine him at an airsoft field...

[@roycullum2722]

I'm glad to see you back. I lov it you make LAUGH so loud and hard. Thank You

[@secondhandfarmhand5646]

My neck, my back, omg not the crack!.. keep up the content for this bright boy!. Nice job brother.

[@leonardwalters154]

Holy crap! Thank you you made my night, I haven't laughed so hard in about a year, thank you again!🤣😂🤣😂😅🤣😂👍

[@Thunderbeer604]

Ribs hurt from laughing, great video. Can't wait for next season to start ballin' again.

[@AleiaSerenity]

I am a white gal and I just love your stuff. I think it is hilarious .

[@robertomartinez8434]

Forgotten how much i enjoyed your channel .thank you josh and God bless you.

[@wendyraymond1751]

You are absolutely hilarious thanku so much love and god bless x

[@davidlunsford6155]

I love you brother 💗. Love the way you say your thing. As far as the bruises you get. Idk how they show up on you, but us bright people. It goes through all the colors of the rainbow 😅.

[@stephenbradley5292]

You are hilarious man. I appreciate the humor.

[@gotlumpz4upaintball447]

Yeah man, stretching is a must b4 hand. I have to stretch b4, during and after or my legs will be sore af. Love the truth in this video!

[@makingmoney7404]

I remeber bb and pellet gun battles ...lawn darts ...roman candle battles ..paintball has just carried over into the fun for older kids

[@wycheholt1902]

Love it he brings so much life to his videos

[@brianmiller1098]

Josh you always make my day with your videos!!

[@NORTHBROOK1978]

That takes me back. I miss paintball.

[@medicatedwarrior5987]

I used to play paintball and airsoft back in the day and we had a guy in our group who had this heavily modified m16a1 and he had this thing dialed in to shoot Lazer straight. Peaking corners he was covering was crazy watching the bb's fly by. I could have been an Olympic vaulter one day because I was cornered and went down a dead-end with at least a 6-8ft privacy fence and I ran, jumped like Michael Jordan from space jam and grabbed the top and cleared that fence no problem. I did eventually get shot and by him no less because we were the last two and his overpowered rifle lodged a few bb's into my skin (full auto is insane and he was mad I got away from him earlier) Pro tip: if someone brings a heavily modified gun to the game, you probably want to be on their team.

[@dannymatthews6365]

Fantastic! Funny AF!

[@singtrue25]

Please watch "This Means War". There is an awesome paintball scene!

[@mikebrase5161]

I feel like ya'll kindnappin me. 😂😂

[@Edge1775]

LMAO Dam Bro...Love you Bro. keep up the great work love your vids man..

[@matthew9677]

I have no idea how I found this video but I am doubled over in laughter

[@TheDon8771]

Hahahahahaha I can’t breathe. 😂😂😂😂 you da man

[@vampirehunter21]

If he thinks paintball is bad he should try airsoft. They do have radios and M203s

[@Katana-Karl]

I've played both paintball and airsoft for many years and paintball is WAY more intense and a faster pace. No doubt about it

[@YOSHI450R]

@@Katana-Karl paintball is Call of Duty, airsoft is Battlefield, Simunition is ARMA

[@redwood1133]

You are such a cool guy, i love you so much! I wish we all just loved eachother for who they are...

[@commanderman_64]

You are sooo funny! I love your vids.

[@BreakerInc]

This is so friggin great, omg XD

[@TheCabult]

Love it. Work hard play hard.

[@conflictandvictory]

Must of been playing a pub game with woodsball players if he's seeing camo outfits lol.

[@SpacemanXC]

Damn. THIS is how you handle a pandemic as a comedian. Nice work building your channel dude! Respect.

[@johnmutz9919]

Wear 3 jackets, a mask, dip, dodge, duck, dive, and dodge. Josh @ airsoft tourney, 👍 if you wanna see that. Plastic bb @ 300 ft per second hurts.

[@drewc4216]

Haven’t laughed this hard in so long!!!!!

[@FrankDad]

As a paintball ref LISTEN TO THE RULES AND DONT LIFT YOUR MASK ON THE FIELD... E.V.E.R. You only get 2 eyes, it is better to be blinded by fogging for a few minutes than the rest of your life.

[@alberthinds78]

True that. Fun is fun, ALWAYS safety first. We treat ALL WEAPONS as if there are REAL, DEADLY firearms. Even toys, until the round begins. We still maintain 100% weapon awareness, unless you happen to be on the other team........ After that, back to 100% weapons safe. I would love your job until greenhorns came through. I mean How do you explain the importance of weapon discipline to them? I grow up with guns all my life. Everyone was loaded too. I remember my first water pistol. I aimed it at my Dad in the house. Before I could pull the trigger I was back handed across the room. Then I learned why. Toys are Toys Yes. But even A toy Gun is a weapon. Weapons must ALWAYS be treated with the UTMOST RESPECT AT ALL TIMES. This way, when you carrying the real thing. It is all automatic, programmed musical memory. This is the difference between the 3%, and other patriot groups in our nation, and why WE have NEVER had an accidental discharge at ANY of our protest rallies EVER. Yet we are labeled domestic terrorists, while rioters, loots, and arsonists that burn down their own neighborhoods are domestic terrorists. We are ambushed on backcountry roads and Murdered, while they are "peacefully protesters". God Bless. 3% for life.

[@atownclown23]

Nothing like throwing a rope and pinning someone behind the bunkers. Haha

[@robshef1903]

Could you explain that better? I'm interested lol

[@atownclown23]

@@robshef1903 if your rate of fire is fast enough all the balls blend together and it looks like one big rope coming of you your barrel to the target

[@robshef1903]

@@atownclown23 ohhhh

[@PremeCards]

Rope those lanes bro!

[@summergilliland4068]

I liked your video but yt doesn't think I am worthy. Great classic video.

[@jerrysams8947]

I've got a 35 acre farm in the middle of Kentucky that my friend has had paintball wars that lasted entire weeks on they would just come get their paintball equipment out of the garage and go shoot each other for a solid week yeah I watched them from the house

[@Serenade2461]

I really appreciate these comparisons because it is actually helping me understand my family a bit more. I hate all day family functions but those are the only type of functions my family has. We have a start time; "show up at Dad's around 1, we should be eating by 3." My hubby and I show up at 1, lunch/supper finally gets done closer to 6 and then everyone waits to see who's going to leave first cuz they are going to get asked WHY they need to leave. Dad, I don't live here, I want to go home to my cats, why do you need a reason for me to leave?

[@seandupre7915]

You son-of-a-gun you made me laugh too hard

[@shanesmith2853]

Used to play paintball using slingshots with my friends. Adds a little bit more of a challenge. Way cheaper and hits harder too.

[@73tireguy]

Bro! I’m dying right now!

[@Amethyst_Dragon_]

You are awesome

[@SpartanElite43]

Im a Big Fella and Even I have been known to Neo a few Rounds when it comes to Paintball! Sometimes you just gotta let instinct kick in! I remember climbing a fence on a search and destroy 1 v 2 and just as I step over the fence All hell breaks loose! My Cousin starts shooting his Tippmann A5 which is Fully automatic.... Down the Hill at me Without thinking I dive back over the fence while shooting blindly up the hill towards the paintballs that were coming my way. At the time I had a $90 walmart special.... Some how and I will be real i have no idea how he missed me with all the rounds and I managed to hit him in the face mask and I couldn't even see him. That was probably the single greatest moment of my Paintball career! After that I went and Bought a Spyder MR2 and put a 22 Inch rifled Sniper barrel on it so I could keep my distance! Big guys Like us need to engage them before they can engage us back!

[@stankolodin5586]

The rhymes, the rhymes got me.

[@NFHRR]

I could see you making one of these videos about metal detecting with your friends..wanna try and find some treasure come up to Gainesville for Florida Hunt 7.

[@MrGrxxx123]

Good video!!

[@LoRdDeAtH_GG]

Lmao Josh. That shit was funny. Mfs be playing paintball like they are some SpecOps taking down the enemy.

[@GOBRAGH2]

100% accurate! LOL!

[@filthymcnasty4u284]

I remember as a kid me and a few friends would have BB gun wars. Only safety equipment we used was safety glasses or goggles. I bet that I still have 12 to 15 BB's in my body. Good times though...

[@lemhanback9595]

Josh should try paintballing with a few ROTC or Boot Marines. Lol I was just a TN hick in CA at the time who was used to being in the woods. It was fun.

[@josephcook4980]

Shot twice point blank (2 feet) in the face, paintball, every one walks away. Died Everytime. Thank you for your service and welcome home

[@nathanielkoerner5464]

Videos crack me up keep up the good work man need more people to bridge the gap not all us brights are morons just some

[@PintzAmigaGameNight]

so true josh, so true josh. need to play woodland paint ball capture the flag, camo, snipers, gillie suits , crazy 4-5 acers of trees and paint flying.

[@jerrykinnin7941]

Fun stuff.

[@vivianp5962]

Soooo TRUE ! 😆

[@mljrotag6343]

Josh is hilarious. Go Gators!

[@rspade827]

I need that T-shirt!

[@badkitty4922]

I love you, fam! I hope you're all healed up. You're not wrong. White ppl who are into paintball are INTO PAINTBALL. Lol! Much Love!💖💖😘😘👍👍🙏🙏

[@Vaelosh466]

I was the head of the paintball club in my university. Mostly people of bright in that club. Also, if you think paintballs hurt, try going to an indoor field that uses rubber balls to avoid the smell.

[@82ndAbnVet]

Airsoft puts out a sting too! I was hit on the knuckle of my middle finger on my right hand. I couldn't use that hand for almost a week!

[@yolo-qr2fq]

Or frozen paintballs

[@honest-Alaska]

@@yolo-qr2fq I've been shot in the balls with a frozen paintball

[@Bignate2254]

@@honest-Alaska bro im so sorry, my nuts hurt from reading that

[@honest-Alaska]

@@Bignate2254 the more miraculous part is that I still ended up having a kid but dammit it hurt getting shot point blank

[@christytaylor5554]

Be glad they didn't put the paintballs in the freezer like we used to when we used to play

[@jimbogodwin6156]

FUNNIEST ONE YET!!! L O L !!!

[@andrewlangendorfer2925]

Paint Ball really be like that...when I went with a huge group,we played in the woods,so I had an advantage climbed up a tree and took post,tagged every one,dropped down went to a diff location, repeated that tactic all day,I didn't get tagged till I was bragging,so the whole squad told me to run...getting tagged by 8 or so paintball guns at point blank doesn't tickle, fun time tho

[@mikecastillo8987]

Preach!

[@justindavis4962]

Hahahahaha this is great

[@thewhiteknight02]

Lol. Me and and my 2 brothers have played paintball since we were 8-10 years old. You forgot to mention the gunz.

[@H_Hold]

🤣🤣🤣 All of this is true!

[@joshuadennis8657]

You should come to Michigan and spend a weekend with me

[@tmauntler]

I only paintballed once and that was with my unit in the Army lmao When regular people play paintball- they use tactics. When tactical professions play paintball- they run wild lmao no fucks given. Dont wanna work during playtime lol

[@normang3668]

3:56 As a white dude, I've laways been the slowest runner... Finished last at every school track and field event... Then I got really into paintball. Turns out I can run really fast when I'm being shot at, lol

[@bakedjesus1177]

miss paintball