5 Things to know before arguing with a Texan

[@rustythackerson3249]

There’s only 2 states in America...TEXAS and ain’t Texas

[@byf4ith]

America is one of the 50 States in Texas.

[@my2cents49]

LOL

[@Diraphe]

What about North Texas? Aka North Dakota.

[@tommytruth7595]

There is Texas and then there are 49 lesser states.

[@ArizonaAlaskaTexas]

Amen

[@INTHEWILDERNESS-00]

This makes me homesick. Time to leave the United States and go back to Texas.

[@nicholasroach880]

Feel the same about my home state of Alaska.

[@None-gm4yk]

Red Bullseye 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samanthareyes9346]

@@FellowManofAggieland you dont get it

[@baileymadison9019]

NotNormalDude Barber No you’re an idiot

[@quentinsmith6931]

Come on back Red.

[@kennybiel4832]

You missed one fact: King of the Hill is a documentary, not a comedy as most people think.

[@kimballdavis3167]

Truth spoken.

[@katherineellinghame]

Word.

[@katschrodinger954]

Dang ol’ yep

[@rpeebles]

yep

[@leslieshafer6343]

Yep, I have stood in line behind Boomhauer in a convenience store.

[@heidimarchant5438]

More holes than a Jamaican shirt😂😂love it. Texans are their own breed, I have to agree.

[@someoneelse6391]

Yyeeeeep

[@mindofmadness5593]

Well, Y'all aint got a "National Beer of Iowa" and there aint no commercials saying "FORD is the Best in New Jersey". Aint got the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, Ten different Seasons within a hours drive of anywhere and it don't take a week to drive across any other State in this nation neither. Yippy Ki Yay!

[@Velocity556_]

Texas yall

[@texmex8220]

Heidi Marchant hell yea we are

[@jimmyparris9892]

Mark Henry Yep, and I'll bet they ain't got a bedroom (or a large closet) in their house, that's got 3 locks on the door and is the ammo room.

[@richardh5151]

Chuck Norris is an honorary Texas Ranger 100% look it up

[@Chris_catholic]

Hallelujah

[@tommytruth7595]

Chuck has a ranch in Texas near Navasota.

[@Lellobeetle]

When I moved from my hometown of Houston to New Jersey, the fast food workers hated how slow I talked trying to place my order. And Texas definitely is its own country. The only state whose flag can fly the same height as the US flag.

[@kamytaylor3401]

You know the reason for this right? It is because the United States joined Texas not the other way around.

[@shank492]

True. The code says that the US Flag must be in the most prominent position.

[@nanizro2840]

@@shank492 I’ve lived in Texas my whole life and you’ll see a Texas flag more then the American flag here. It will be the same size and height as the American flag when they are flown together.

[@shank492]

@@nanizro2840 I was born in San Antonio.

[@Connor_The_Clown]

@@kamytaylor3401 exactly it should just be Texas and it's 49 b**ches

[@amber689]

When I moved to Fort Worth, Texas from New Mexico, just one state over, I did not realize how big high school football was in Texas. Homecoming mums are 50+ pounds, all the universities are like cults (Texas A&M), there is always construction on the interstate, pickup trucks must be bigger, and Texas really is its own country. I married a wonderful Texas man that has manners, is kind, hard working, and likes big trucks though. Texas is now home....you are welcome any time. We can take you to the gun range by our house, we have a lot of guns, and you must experience Bucee’s!!! Bucee’s is a Texas sized truck stop/convenience store.

[@rpeebles]

Being an Aggie is not a cult...but we are the best univerisity by far! Gig Em!

[@carrueross2705]

I love Buccee's! I could spend the whole day in one of those places. 👍

[@mastemathedank4043]

Is it pronounced Bucks or Buckys? -GA resident

[@amber689]

Mastema The Dank Buckees is pronounced Buckys. It is a whole experience too! We live 3 miles south of one and we love to go there. It is always busy.

[@crpkoala6456]

No being a longhorn is la cult the fuck and I can agree we got all day I had a 6 week argument over iPhones are better than android

[@TacticalSquirrel]

LOL As a Texan, I approve this message.

[@jennas4894]

Yes I’m from Texas to

[@kadenbaugh4783]

I’m from Texas born and raised and we are a different breed indeed, and we have a lot of guns

[@markushorner1991]

I just dare China to try to invade Texas. They might get one hell of a surprise.

[@clancysworld8188]

@@markushorner1991 lol texas is armed to the teeth there going to die coming to texas.

[@BisexualPlagueDoctor]

We literally removed the need for a permit, yee haw

[@free7951]

Different breed? Did u mean inbreed?

[@SapphireAbbott1987]

We do

[@xxn0thing]

I'm from Texas. You nailed it!

[@xarlockshowtochannel1033]

Im from Texas and I will verify most of this is true. Walker Texas Ranger was not real, BUT it was based on a real ranger in the 1800s named Walker who was a real badass. Look him up.

[@slopoke8656]

Bob Stover please do and explain the points that need explaining... we know bears are bigger there

[@Scrimm_]

Also Chuck Norris is basically an "honorary" ranger.

[@quentinsmith6931]

Wait Walker Texas Ranger was not real??

[@immechellelewis]

Everything from ☆TEXAS☆ is badass!!♡

[@urkryptoknight6793]

And Chuck Noris is an Honorary Ranger.

[@AOuiBitWorn]

As a Texan, this is freakin’ hilarious!!! He’s so right. My husband is laughing so hard nothing is coming out!

[@ssjwes]

When people ask me what country I'm from I say Texas!

[@timmorey9844]

Hello Josh, Texan here. You are right and I think we Texans need to learn to laugh at ourselves. I really enjoy your video's and thank you for making this old world a better place to live. Keep on doing what you do Friend.

[@lisliaer7999]

#1. ...true #2. ...true #3. ...true #4. ...true #5. ...hes just pulling your leg

[@katschrodinger954]

Chuck Norris not a real Texas Rang- (record needle scratch here) Go get in the corner and think about what you just said.

[@katschrodinger954]

Blayne Peterson Appears my sarcasm didn’t translate. Chuck Norris is an absolute legend and has the capacity to not only rip open the fabric of space - time but can repair said rip. I pity those who wrongly believe that Chuck Norris ain’t a Texas Ranger as who do they think the Rangers go to when they need assistance?

[@rurikvolkov2810]

Kat Schrodinger I understand sarcasm but it don't matter I speak from experience you will be shot if not shot at and it won't help if you said to someone who's drunk

[@katschrodinger954]

Blayne Peterson My friend, I honestly have zero response. You win...

[@plowtosword1044]

He's actually an honorary Ranger

[@rillo806]

Dont mess with TEXAS..... Its posted along all our highways..... Every 10 miles....... just as a reminder. And we have our own power grid. Theres 3 power grids in the US. One for every state east of the rockies, one for every state west of the rockies, and one for Texas.

[@rickkcir2]

That Power grid thing did not age well

[@rillo806]

Rickinster aged just fine in my parts, the big cities however not so much but i live in west texas where the cowboys ride. We are just fine in these parts

[@sam2x13]

When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.. 😁

[@justincase1919]

I was coming back from Canada and the border guard asked me my citizenship and i said " Texas ". He looked at me like he was annoyed and said " How many countries do you know of called Texas ? " I said " Only one. "

[@travisali8621]

Fun fact: Texas is the only state allowed to fly its flag at the same height as the nations flag. This is because Texas was its own nation before annexation!

[@freddiefalseflagger7545]

Sorry but that is false... I’m a native Texan born and raised for decades in Central Texas. While we all would like that to be true, it isn’t.

[@Official_ST4RBOY]

Sadly this isnt true (based on both US & TX flag code) BUT the TX flag actually does fly higher than Ole glory in 1 place, The Capital. But that’s only because our capital building is taller than the US Capital building meaning it does technically fly higher there.

[@JasonMtx2]

@@freddiefalseflagger7545 If you don't think it's true drive around Texas and check out the flags if anybody is flying the United States flag you will see. And that is is the truth. Whether it is supposed to be allowed or not I'm from Texas I don't care. We have the natural resources and the ability to export them. If Texas was its own sovereign country It would be number the 10th largest in GDP. Beating out South Korea and Canada.

[@JasonMtx2]

@@freddiefalseflagger7545 The number one reason you are right about the legality, It's because all States can fly their flag at the same height as the stars and stripes

[@mikeadams6800]

3 things to say.. 1. I'm from Texas. 2. You are the funniest man alive. No doubt 3. These are 100% true. Much love, and I'm subscribed...

[@Icreatemore]

i love this guy...he's smart and straight up funny

[@JamesSmith-ho7kg]

Texas is in its own time zone. Time moves slower in Texas.

[@tommytruth7595]

And it has it own electric grid.

[@kamthe2102]

Screwed up

[@mgm9535]

Five of my neighbors have a American until Texas secedes shirt and every driveway has a truck. 🤣

[@danielhallmark3978]

I AM A TEXAN AND PROUD OF IT .. great video

[@JozzysGuard]

I sure do love being a Texan!!! Sandia, Texas population 500. Still more guns than other states. haha.

[@immechellelewis]

JozzysGuard just to give them all an idea, I alone have 15 guns in my home! Imagine that times...how many people in Texas?!!

[@mccorkle181970]

JozzysGuard #WORD

[@edbrown5665]

There's only 1 thing to know about arguing with a Texan: "DON'T"

[@Mk90579]

Hey I'm Texan and I can tell you everything you said is true in fact I remember one night the entire town was at the foot ball stadium...it was fun and like a giant party!

[@sandraswital1269]

You are definitely a smart person for recognizing how GREAT Texas is, love!!!

[@LearningToSurvive]

Born in Louisiana and living in Texas! As the Joe Richardson song says, "Louisiana Crazy and Texas Mean!"

[@meganbailey2950]

Same!

[@ladya1953]

Hi 5!

[@russellr7176]

And their next door neighbors

[@Mockingbird57]

same here lol

[@jewelmathews1444]

omfg! I love that!!

[@bigrick812]

Just ran across your channel a few days ago. Funny as hell man and truthful especially this Texan thing. I’m born and raised in Texas and guilty of all your points. Keep it up.

[@jamesanthony8438]

I'm guilty of all but the Chuck Norris one. I jus' found that one funny :)

[@knighttemplar6529]

Texans are crazy that's one thing Virginians try to stay away from when it comes to fighting at least in every conflict Texans were involved they were on our side

[@markgalan2873]

I'm from Texas and i'm just laughing while watching this

[@lonnyfloyd4941]

Chuck Norris has his Ranch in Texas and yes it was a show but he was awarded Honorary Texas Ranger, he might of been born in Oklahoma and have houses there but him and his family all have homes in Texas.

[@sandmtnirishred]

Lonny Floyd Neil young has a ranch there too. I don't THINK it counts that way.

[@lonnyfloyd4941]

Angela Smith, when you make it your home it does, having land or a house or a ranch doesn't make it a home, the person does.

[@sandmtnirishred]

Lonny Floyd Yes sir, you are VERY correct. I am from rural Alabama(ROLL TIDE), though I loved working Texas; I love being there. But I know, as I'm certain you do, coming in to make a home somewhere and being born and bred there. I wanna show him how to make a TATER GUN

[@lonnyfloyd4941]

Angela Smith yes ma'am I am very aware, Alabama is a nice place as well, and yes Roll Tide Roll as my best friend from my Navy days would say.

[@sandmtnirishred]

Lonny Floyd I'm from Sand Mountain where ALL GA AND TN meet. I was married to a boiler maker for 12years working on the road following the shut downs. I loved Texas, especially the lightning! Yeah, TIDE been rolling steady.

[@TheTexanTuber]

Brother, you can come visit us in the Lone Star State anytime and we'll welcome you with open arms. Might even take you around to try some real BBQ instead of that sauce-drenched pulled pork or vinegar-soaked pork ribs that y'all seem to want to do back East.

[@Dragonivon]

Cooper's in Llano... best in the state.

[@Dragonivon]

I think there's a pretty good comparison, but everyone has their preferences. I'll grant that Franklin's has pretty good brisket, but I like Coopers for more all-around BBQ. From sausage to pork chops to beef ribs to brisket, it's all amazingly good. (Thing 6 to know about arguing with a Texan... they will always argue about barbecue.)

[@txrick4879]

TheTexanTuber Correct . I will take them to Mexico and we can have some margaritas with the senyoritas and bring back some real good tequila.

[@knighttemplar6529]

TheTexanTuber you've obviously never had my Papa's Virginia style BBQ

[@knighttemplar6529]

Ian Hernandez you would be surprised

[@ReformedSooner24]

0:25 yes that’s an important distinction: we didn’t suffer the same crippling poverty as other southern states after the civil war, and we are culturally different from all the others.

[@SoulKiller7Eternal]

And every civil war battle fought here in TX was a southern victory too.

[@SoulKiller7Eternal]

Well the two Union 'victoties' had zero losses.

[@montagray3761]

Hahaha! Awesome! As a Sicilian(known the world over as people who love to argue) I relocated to Texas and could not be happier. EVERYTHING you said about us is true. Let me know when you are in Austin and we will work on your Texas citizenship papers. You will need a sponsor and I am happy to help

[@slashfromtx4816]

Montag Ray as an Italian Texan. Hooowdy Y'all.!!!

[@montagray3761]

Howdy!

[@boring5718]

Oh, I live in Austin

[@Incadazant01]

Montag Ray A Sicilian? Well, I know better than to get into a battle of wits with you, my friend. My victory would be inconceivable!

[@augustus672]

Austin aint real TX. It's in a process of Commiefornication.

[@allimaetx4315]

You hit the mark on this one!! I’m a Floridian(Gators!!) - moved to Texas in ‘02. Everything you said is true. 😁

[@allimaetx4315]

AND they have late night Friday and Saturday morning shows devoted to only high school football games from all over the state. Even the little towns the smaller than Waldo.

[@danielsouthern2113]

So is the Tebow comment correct too?

[@ealvarez1899]

Texas actually supports most of the United States economy and has its own things like power grid and there's only 3 in the USA ect

[@user-ny1nc4ke3d]

Ah, the Texas economy is operating at the international level. Texas is ranked #9 in the world.

[@LordzDominator]

As a Texan, I can confirm all except the 5th

[@jamesanthony8438]

yup. :)

[@mikefelty2625]

Same. Born in Fort Worth and still live near there.

[@katherineellinghame]

The stars at night are big and bright...

[@jamesanthony8438]

clap clap clap clap! Deep in the heart... of Texas!

[@dixiebushcraft]

Unless it’s cloudy in Texas LOL

[@ThatGirlJD]

Dixie Bushcraft Just wait a while it'll change.

[@jamisonsmith9761]

Deep in the heart of Texas

[@ahscool2994]

👏 👏 👏 👏 Deep in the heart of Texas

[@brianhubbell8770]

I like how Texans come together during a crisis. Texas is also very supportive of the military

[@davidbruce5524]

Author John Steinbeck: “Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word” There are a lot of folks who are "texans" in their mind but not in their locale

[@indianasteelheadandsalmonf7033]

This was one of the funniest and truthful things I've ever watched. I damn near pissed myself laughing. Awesome

[@darthjarjar3152]

Bruh we got more guns than people in Texas. We don't play haha. Football, Whataburger, guns, oil, cattle, Texas is more 'merica than America.

[@quentinsmith6931]

God Bless Texas, I was not born here but got here as fast as I can!!!!

[@toodlescae]

Same here. Been here since 76.

[@rogerd.miller1095]

Texas is a hole nuther country. Dallas is closer to Chicago than El Paso. Texas is the epitome of the American Dream: anything is possible here. Come on down Bro. You would love it here.

[@rpeebles]

From El Paso it is closer to Los Angeles than it is to Houston....its a big state!

[@asrr62]

oh god. stop watching the travel tex commercials. PLZ

[@stalwartnerd]

Reminds me of the joke of the Texarkanan Mechanic.

[@hunterkendrick6294]

I’m a Texan and this made my day this dudes hilarious I love this😂❤️🙌🏻

[@johnettamathews2726]

This makes me proud to be Texan ...Go Longhorns

[@hopecamel]

We are a little proud of our home lol

[@jamesanthony8438]

An' we ain't shy 'bout tellin' everyone, either!

[@sandmtnirishred]

AMEN, and as I'm Alabama, ROLL TIDE. See y'all next football season lol.

[@archularal49]

Ya'll have every right to be. Florida used to be a lot like Texas, before all the northerners moved down here. They've seized our coastline!

[@jaitao5656]

@@archularal49 You got all the yankees. We're getting all the Californians.

[@AdamSaxton]

So funny! and so true! Love Texas!

[@nyanyan_galaxy2273]

As a Texan I can confirm that every one of these applies to somebody I know and is 100% accurate. ESPECIALLY number 5

[@helloshklosh4111]

Twice. Two times I’ve gotten caught in this comments section reading all this warm regard for Texas. As a fellow texan, and American. Much love ❤️ to you all.

[@iamShariEddington]

I’m straight from Dallas and I can talk a mile a minute especially in a debate.

[@irishpanic]

When I went to visit Europe I never told anyone I was from the US...i told them I was from Texas

[@mclotfelter5664]

I do the same thing. If you say your from America they will automatically think California or new York and your weak. But if you say your from Texas they know to get on your good side real quick. I guess our reputation proceeds us lol

[@irishpanic]

@@mclotfelter5664 what was really funny about it is that I'm from Houston so I don't sound or look like I would be from Texas. So they weren't expecting me to say Texas but when I did they asked so many questions 🤣🤣🤣

[@ItsJustMe0585]

I'm from Texas ... You're my new best friend. Esp for the Jamaican shirt comment. I'm taking that. The Republic of Texas will rise again!

[@hackdlc]

Brother just remember you are always welcome in Texas. Love watching you.

[@justme8767]

Dude, especially considering I'm from Alaska... 😂😂😂ROTFLMFAO 😂😂😂 Thanks again for the many laughs. Great humor and your delivery is awesome. Hope life is being kind to you. ✌

[@McKavian]

Just Me I'm in Anchorage. I'm pretty sure that per capita, we're after armed up here. The Lesser 48 is so cute that way.

[@Peikkey]

I’m from Texas I can confirm most of these are true 😂

[@bearallison1633]

I'm rolling! 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆 I'm from Texas and this is true, y'all!!!

[@jasonbone5121]

Met a few Texans in the Navy. When I told them I was from NC, they said "what part of Texas is that in?".

[@paulferri2867]

Black basketball player to a Kardashian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tommytruth7595]

LOL

[@-nobody6272]

Oh and yes sir...Texas is it's nation...everything else is just that... everything else.

[@sknejones4559]

I haven't shot fluids out of my nose since I was 22 !!!! Love it !! Houston Texas loves you Brotha !!

[@drunkinone5969]

That was great.. and true. Cheers from Cut-n-Shoot, Texas. (Can't make that stuff up) =)

[@toodlescae]

I used to live in Cut-n-Shoot. Now live closer to New Caney.

[@roadrunner40]

Most of that is so true but the number one reason that you don't argue with Texans is the same thing that makes us so friendly. We all carry guns.

[@StarboyXL9]

It's easy to be friendly when you know the other guy could blow your face off in the time it takes you to blink.

[@Svnny_Dayz]

“Texas different breed” oh yea we r a different breed🤪

[@darksideemt]

This is my favorite one so far. Yes I am a Texan but moved to Fl when I was 13 (45 next month) but I’m still a Texan. I also happened to be married to a Texan that I met here in Florida. Though I might be a Texan I am all Florida Gators!!! It’s great to be a Florida Gator!!!

[@JasonMtx2]

I'm from Deep East Texas. Your right. All the good things you just said about Texas, Thank you I like hearing the truth.

[@tulemike6627]

there is a saying in Texas. you mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park.lol.there are a lot of texans in AZ. and we love them.

[@janettamcgee8124]

I'm a native Texan. I love Arizona. Beautiful country and truly nice people.

[@troycornett2181]

Thanks Josh. Sending you much love from the heartland of Texas. Talking bout football.... Gordon Wood stadium.

[@craigwescott2714]

brownwood

[@jeneewashington8708]

I'm from Houston and I APPROVE this message.

[@yani-iman263]

I love that you are funny without cussing so much! Funny as heckkkkk!!!!

[@Ashenicky2009]

You must have spoken to some psychotic Texans lol. I just argue until either the other person shuts up or I get so mad I have to walk away.

[@jamesanthony8438]

An' if you ain't got somethin' to argue 'bout, hell ... we'll give ya' somethin' jus' to help out with the argument!

[@Ashenicky2009]

James Anthony lol yep

[@ReformedSooner24]

1:05 that doesn’t sound like a very good Texan. Most of us are quite well behaved.

[@tomwilliams5933]

I sent this to my brother lives in Katy and he loved it

[@MMJr89]

Lmfao!!! Love it!!! Checking in from Houston, Texas

[@81794mn]

damn straight, born in fort worth live near waco

[@danielsouthern2113]

Get out while you still can.

[@travisanthony9093]

I'l never leave Fort Worth

[@kevinmonceaux2101]

I was born in Baytown and live near Waco. I guess I'm an oddball among Texans. Maybe it's because I'm a Texas born Cajun. I don't own a gun, and I find football about as exciting as watching paint dry. I love the week or three of winter we have in Texas. But Texas summers I could do without. At least the humidity is better here in Central Texas than in Louisiana. Whenever temperatures reaches the upper 90s or triple digits I seriously consider moving to Alaska.

[@larrywhitt9089]

Fuck fort worth Dallas fo life 💪💯

[@janettamcgee8124]

@@larrywhitt9089 Fort Worth is where the West begins, Dallas is where the East fizzles out.

[@carson551]

Texas has tons of guns because we understand the second amendment. If a foriegn people try to invade our land and hurt us we can defend our family or form a militia if needed. Also if the government gets to big and tries to take guns the same may be employed. Safety first!

[@KatanaBart]

OMG... it's 1:30 in the morning, was just about to go to bed, and had to watch that one last video... HILARIOUS so glad I did.

[@PROPHECYTHERAPPER]

The irony is that somebody from FLORIDA is trying to make Texans look crazy 😂😂

[@JohnSmith-ry8gy]

its another place, lol. its home...

[@pkoblenz4368]

John Smith. Been to DFW, the most ordinary, boring place ever.

[@jamesanthony8438]

Like our tourism board says... "Texas: It's like a whole other country!" And we're so proud of that fact. :)

[@jamesanthony8438]

Personally, I'd avoid all of the big cities since they all suck. :)

[@beckygould7509]

Texas- like a whole other country

[@rodrodriguez460]

I'm a Native Texan and I love my Texas. Josh Pray if you ever decide to live in Texas, you'll love Texas. BTW, I love your videos.

[@nathanielkoerner5464]

Videos crack me up keep them coming thanks josh

[@lindaleslie5634]

Damn straight! Lol! NUFF said from a TEXAS fan!

[@Eltoroblancosass]

Texas Proud

[@littletexas1882]

Proud Texan right here! ❤️❤️ I freaking love watching your videos.

[@roxy9642]

I didn’t even realize that we do this until I thought about every argument I’ve been in lol

[@rpeebles]

As a true blood Texan we love that we are part of the South...Southern blood, Southern bred...but we are Texans first! Yep we love our guns and some asshole even thinking about taking them from us means WAR! Football does not exist without Texas....Texas IS football....there are no other sports in Texas! I like Chuck but he was no real Texas Ranger...that honor is for the real heroes! Now say something about Woodrow and Guss and we will have words. :)

[@SoulKiller7Eternal]

He actually is an honorary member of the Rangers. Lol

[@sharonsmith9571]

As a True Texan however we all know that Chuck is a true hero in his own right in real life. He would have fit in here in everyway!

[@tommytruth7595]

As has been said, "I'm from Texas, what country are you from?"

[@nickisthebestfrfr583]

I am from Texas and I can say this is very true and that you are very funny.

[@candyluna2929]

Lived in Texas, I am going back, love Texas!! You are right!!

[@asbrand]

Being a native Tennessean, and having family in Texas, I always like to remind them that if it wasn't for Tennessee, there wouldn't be a Texas. :)

[@rpeebles]

I like that. Got a ton of respect for those Volunteers....the Alamo would not be what it is with them.

[@LadyGreenEyes964]

Amen to that! Native Tennessean myself, and lived in Texas for many years. One reason Texas is as it is, I think!

[@byf4ith]

Tennessee was a state in Texas. So they had no choice but to Volunteer. Lol. North Texas here.

[@americanoutlaw16]

We made your Tennessee boy famous. Plus half of Tennessee fought for the north

[@MrRljohnson77]

Remember the Alamo

[@comfortmedic13]

We are not that bad hahaha.

[@immechellelewis]

Jason Hildebrand oh yes we are! Hahaha! God Bless ☆TEXAS☆!

[@trutexas34]

Funniest stuff I seen in a while. Just made my day. Thank you sir.

[@c.m.2818]

As a Texan, third generation, all of this is very true lmao. We are a proud people. Also another thing I've picked up on traveling through the States is that if a Texan runs into another Texan they INSTANTLY bond. We get along with our own.

[@raymondmccoy4130]

Brother... 5 things your bright friends Shouldn't say to police...

[@jasonhigley3536]

I'm half Texan and he is so right.

[@tdswsob]

Half Texan? Sorry, you are either Texan or not. You can be Half mexican, half american, half white, half black. Texan, is all or nothing. :D

[@nohat1375]

half Texans sounds like no Texan to me

[@jasonhigley3536]

nohat 1375 mom's from Texas dads Pennsylvania but if I can only be one TEXAS FOR LIFE!

[@loveb.515]

Subscribed after reason number one 🙌❤️😂😂😂😂

[@angeljade9090]

Me being from Texas, this is all true. And that small rural town thing you were talking about with the football, also true.