5 times to let your bright friends negotiate

Comedian Josh Pray breaks down the times you should let someone else negotiate.

[@andreadickey7049]

Dude, a calm white parent is the scariest thing ever. My mom and dad would talk when I was in trouble, but if I was in huge trouble, they were silent and calm. I would be shaking. Ain't nothing worse than a calm silent white parent. That meant my butt was gonna be hurtin.

[@lizhesketh7475]

Andrea Dickey YES. I pierced my ear and my mom saw it and got so silent. I was scared for my life even tho she didn’t do anything 😂

[@gamingmadesimple5510]

@Adam B my family was on vacation at the Grand canyon when I got myself in trouble. Heard that very line. "When we get home we'll decide your punishment...". LONGEST 16 HOUR CAR RIDE EVER!!!!

[@davidbeppler3032]

The principal called my father in from work. He showed up in his work truck with his K-9 and a serious attitude. The principal hid in his office and told the secretary to send me home. lmao

[@jeffthedog3200]

@@davidbeppler3032 r/thathappened

[@cerberus3447]

The worst is when they say we arent angry we are just dissapointed. That stings so much more and u know hell is about to come your way.

[@igotajopamerica3040]

It sounds like you have cool white friends and they got a cool black friend.

[@MeawMeaw1212]

ITS ALL CHUCK he's a legend already

[@YaHKaB_WaRYaL_YaSHaRaL]

I wished more black dudes were like this! Hell,there would be no more racism. We've been or once were,well some of us. Have been into,tooken in & was like their hiphop & black culture. Hell man,its time for them to accept ours & the things we like to do! I guarantee if more were like Josh. They would be saying-- "Shit white boys you all have this much fun in America? No wonder why you've been forcing us to assimilate? This shit is fun brah! We should've stopped killing each other long ago & been partying & blowing shit up!" Lmao 😆 Hell we done would've tooken over the world by now... All of us!

[@repeter]

I was way more scared of my parents than anything at the school. And the calmer they were, the worse it was going to be going home.

[@scottishgirl8259]

It's so much fun to hear somebody point out our white ways, I have laughed so hard at these vids, when we all lose our senses of humor, we are lost. Everyone needs to lighten up, learn to laugh at ourselves, and start BBQ ing together on weekends!

[@brandyb2931]

We may be calm in the office but when the kid gets in the car all hell breaks loose....sometimes tho we make em sweat it till they get home.

[@hadassahflecksing7266]

That is so true

[@bdoglance]

lol that's the truth. my mom use to tell my younger brother that if he ever got pulled over by the cops, she'd say that he stole the car.

[@robertseymour6095]

White parents say wait till I get you home.I don't want to go home

[@Th_kingsolomon]

"Chuck ain't gonna let you do anything you ain't supposed to do" LMFAO

[@adamcostilla1692]

True story, I was in the principles office for calling the sub gay, when my Mom got there and here the story she asked, " Well, is he gay"?

[@nihlhinz488]

Adam Costilla best comment! Reminded me of my mom.

[@elliegotfredson3712]

Overheard while waiting my turn to see principal. Well, I managed to put up with him all summer and I didn't even get paid.

[@JNoMooreNumbers]

Roflmao

[@connieoshin2525]

Adam Costilla 😂😂😂😂

[@BobPapadopoulos]

My mom knew I was a bit... intentionally obnoxious to teachers, and was never one to spare me a punishment I earned, but she got called in once for me writing some dark humor stuff on an English paper and she gave this ditzy teacher the most civil yet savage roasting I ever heard from her. Favorite line was "You think Stephen King wrote about rainbows and flowers in school?!"

[@wdking8833]

You do understand white and redneck cultures. I see myself so often in your videos. It is refreshing to think, "Gosh, that sounds just like me" and laugh at myself. We can do that, and I do, but to have someone else paint that picture, see yourself in it and start laughing is awesome. I am going to watch ALL of your videos here. Time well spent, imho, as I laugh out loud and feel happier when the video ends. Keep making and posting videos, Josh. You have a truly unique talent, one that is sorely needed in today's stress filled world.

[@ahabsbane]

As a white boy from the hood these videos are hilarious keep em coming!

[@tedlogan4867]

I love your content. We need to talk more openly about typical white American culture and typical black American culture. That's what it is, it's not about race or color, but the very similar, yet fundamentally different cultures that have simultaneously evolved in parallel over the last 500 years. Your observations are spot on, and a really fun and intelligent way to explore subjects that can be very difficult to even broach, let alone examine. You, sir, are doing a fine work, more than most so-called social experts, to close the culture gap between white and black America.

[@Sethxz]

Ted Logan According to some individuals whites don't have a culture of their own. Stupidity at its finest. I miss the 90's tbh

[@tedlogan4867]

@Seth... white Culture, I agree isn't a thing, because "white" people are indigenous to literally every continent, so to attempt to monolith "white" as one ethnic group or culture is ignorant, and I'm not saying that I think you're ignorant, I'm just pointing out that white people come from almost every imaginable culture. However, white AMERICAN culture is unique, and quite honestly, the most liberated and fair the world has ever known, even if it took a while to get to that point. Also, black AMERICAN culture is unique to itself; I think it goes without saying that American blacks are very very culturally different from blacks in Ghana or Dominican Republic for example. The point I was making is the common history and culture that is the foundation for all AMERICANS, and the differences among the two main American cultures, and that we should be able to celebrate and enjoy the positives, and not shy away from the negatives, in short, have adult conversations about our common destiny.

[@dakine9445]

if you cant talk about each other and your self in the same way. then there is a problem. Everyone is dysfunctional. But i think the islander communities need some media attention. Probably a Samoan in Wisconsin some where not right, missing his coconuts

[@brandt107]

It isn't racist or mean spirited. It's just funny, we have to be able to laugh at ourselves. One of my best friends growing up was Latin and when I went to his place to chill with his family they were so much fun. When they get excited they do however have a tendency to all speak loudly and together which wouldn't be an issue but they understand each other and I get lost. We go in making fun of Diego and then when they come out were talking about the time his sister Camila streaked. I never have any clue what the context is.

[@YaHKaB_WaRYaL_YaSHaRaL]

@GoFuck Yourself Because Africans have been here throughout "all" the Americas for 500 years,not 400!

[@frankrobinsjr.1719]

I grew up with my step-mom. First time I got in trouble was in Junior High. Sadly, the first picture my step-mom's mother showed me was a picture of my mom chasing two guys up a tree with a baseball bat. One ended up being the principal of the Junior High, the other was the principal of the High School. Nobody wanted to see my mom walking into the office to get one of her kids.

[@jmc5327]

Lord have mercy... Bet they stood up in that tree.

[@EmmaChihuahua81]

"We'll talk about this when we get home", scariest lines to come from my mothers mouth. It meant hell fire was going to be coming down on my ass. Grew up in a small town and if anyone saw me doing something they'd call my mom at work and she'd call home. Even hearing her calm tones on the answering machine sent chills down my spine and would have me in fervent prayers for the rapture to come before my mom got home. And if you still acted like a fool afterwards you knew your dad would hear about it and he'd whoop your ass as well.

[@YaHKaB_WaRYaL_YaSHaRaL]

You are a freaking gem brother! Dude,you literally yourself,your personalty,& accepting attitude of us. COULD END ALL OF THE RACISM IN AMERICA! 😆 I'M DEAD SERIOUS!

[@evolutionglitch4739]

😂😂😂 Josh, you reading my file? My dad is a lawyer and I got suspended for "being in a fight" in a school with a zero tolerance policy. My friend thought it would be funny to whack me in the head with an ice pack in a lunchbag. I didn't hit him back or anything, but they gave us both detention. My dad came in exactly like you said and I had to clean lunchroom chairs one Saturday instead. I deserved an apology instead of chores, but I guess it beat detention.

[@ilo3456]

Hey that is like getting a reduction from time in prison to community service, a better deal than detention.

[@1baby12bear]

I did get pulled over by a black officer for speeding. I explained that it must have been the Jeep that passed me at a high rate of speed (true). He checked my licence, said he may have made a mistake and let me go on my way. You may be right.

[@karenabrams8986]

Pretty much. I have black step kids and their school tried messing with me 1x and then never again because I went and got a lawyer, sued and got paid. They’re going to do their effing job and educate these kids wether they want to or not.

[@_JayRamsey_]

@Karen Abrams Hell yeah! If my son (or any family) is accused of something, Imma be on his side in public, even if he did something wrong. Gotta stick by your kids. Mete out discipline at home, it's not the school's place. That's my opinion anyway.

[@TylerLL2112]

Name checks out.

[@flutist218]

Josh, you are great. I did research on a car and walked in with a black notebook with a pad of lined paper. I took many notes. The salesman said he never saw anyone take so many notes. It is like doing a research paper. I then calmly discussed pricing etc and came to an agreement. Decided what price we cold both live with--yes I am white. No arguing.

[@foxobsession96212]

Omg the school principle story had me rolling and is so true. When I was in 9th grade my teacher accused my friend and I of cheating (we really didn't cheat and I'm somehow still bitter about this at 22 haha), but the principle of the school was a bitch and just whole-heatedly believed what the teacher said. Both of our parents brought every report card my friend and I ever received up to the school to "show them why we didn't need to cheat." I thought it was so funny and awesome of our parents to defend us against those bitches who were just exercising power on us. White moms see through that shit.

[@fishscales2554]

I can't imagine the laughs you have with your friends. Keep it coming, dude! You're hilarious!

[@kregmaffews]

This channel will end racsim

[@jesssayinso8438]

kregmaffews love it....

[@beowulf3303]

That would be so awesome!! We are one people! There are good and there are bad! Let’s really try to be awesome people!!

[@fearthespear4242]

@Wasteland Gypsy how

[@blueoreo1751]

Wasteland Gypsy this channel just educates people about other races in a funny way by exploiting stereotypes, if anything it makes us appreciate each other

[@loggerheaded]

Josh does a great job. But I wonder if it will be taken the same if the roles were reversed?

[@cheryldart2423]

5100 views ....345 likes....0 dislikes.....seems to me that your on to something,truthful with a great comedic flare.great job..keep up the great work

[@jefffeudner408]

Dispute all the crap going down you provide the daily laugh. Thanks Dude!

[@mistymehan1]

Omg you are the funniest person on the planet. My white bladder just about gave out on me ,😂

[@itoldyouso270]

Please do more 5 things white people videos. You got this white boys sides splitting.

[@YaHKaB_WaRYaL_YaSHaRaL]

Hellyeah,I hope he has tons more? We need to pitch him some ideas? 😆

[@stevenshewfelt888]

i want to see his stuff made into a movie

[@brandonhall6048]

This is the best Channel I’ve found on KZbin in SO long

[@jon4661]

I’m going to be completely honest here. When I saw your videos pop up in my recommended section, I thought this was going something to the tune of a racist rant. I was laughing so hard that I was crying. I have gladly watched several of your videos since and am quite delighted to be proven wrong.

[@TheJeepinDad]

Dude, you are hilarious! Thanks!

[@stevecraig3004]

Man, you make me giggle like an idiot. You are hilarious!

[@jkkamonya]

When he did the eye thing, i passed the heck out!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timvandorn8217]

"all y'all turn into Chuck Norris" Yet another epic vid,You da man Josh

[@12of15]

So glad I found you. What a breath of fresh air!

[@smob6969]

Man I just spit my tea out everywhere! Lmfao

[@Links777]

Bro you are fucking hilarious 🤣 I can’t say everything you say is true or false but the way you deliver it is perfect 👌

[@garyc]

“I’m gonna come down there & snatch his soul.” I’ve never heard that before! 😂

[@Grimpurple_minion99]

Josh pray you are one funny man I enjoy your videos a lot thank you for posting them.

[@matthewduncan8593]

Cloak our dishonor...love it.

[@mrsparkle9048]

Man, I appreciate you telling funny stories and sharing your perspective and it's not about white people being evil. I've been going through your old videos and you're hilarious. Keep doing your thing.

[@cluckeryduckery261]

White women don't exactly share that idea about white guys... trust me.

[@bobbyhood101]

Cluckery Duckery they've been feminized right out they friggin minds! That's why I only date latininas even when they're pissed off don't faise me I don't speak Spanish!

[@cluckeryduckery261]

Bobby Hood I mean, I don't know about all that. All I know is that my list of crazy ex's definitely had trust issues. And my current crazy wife gets weird about the weirdest stuff. Granted, all of my crazy ex's have at least one crazy ex... me. Also, my wife definitely has a crazy husband... But what did she expect? I'm an inflatable duck that can't even work out the proper sound ducks make...

[@Drakonis.Imperial]

It's more of an inter-racial deal, sort of how black guys can tell white girls "It's a black thing" and get away with it. They try that on a black chick and, well ... it's not pretty (shudder).

[@cluckeryduckery261]

Drakonis .Imperial haha that's a very fair point

[@az21bob666]

they know better, but there are a lot of chunck out there that women would trust,

[@keithroy7884]

I so wish that #2 was true. I've never had the experience of talking my way out of a ticket, no matter how polite or well reasoned my point.

[@resurrectedgaming7144]

Keith Roy i was able to get out a few tickets just by saying i knew what they pulled me over for when they asked. I said yes i know i cant have plastic as a back window but as you can see the car isnt even worth the metal it has as its all rusted out. After a while id get pulled over just to see who could get me the most.

[@NoHaBi02]

Yeah agreed

[@eavening4149]

I know a white guy who got a ticket for not wearing his seat belt 'properly' when he had a broken shoulder...law doesn't say anything about HOW it should be worn, only that one should be worn. Officers have enormous power to interpret the laws when they enforce them with great variation. I've always heardf that if you get a traffic ticket in a small city, get it bounded over to the county court. Your hearing will be so much more fair. Cities are all about the $, where counties don't care so much and just want the situation resolved.

[@NoHaBi02]

eavening Yeah my Grandma who's white got stopped for that once.

[@10lbhammer51]

The elderly relative that needs my help usually works for me.

[@pnwlife9845]

Your single handedly bringing blacks and whites closer with your comedy. Keep up the great work.

[@davesobo2331]

Josh pray the new hope for humanity keep up the good work

[@fionarhiannonpitbullextrao5786]

I am a white girl, like Vampire white, and so help ne, i love this content. Crazy thing is, it is all SO ACCURATE!!!!!! There is alot of truth to it all. Josh, you really do have the inside track on us vampire like folks. I love this content, you explain us so well, and with so much humor involved!!!! I have decided that whenever one of my chocolate like friends, our mocha friends, or any other of our friends, gets confused as to us Vampires, i will refer them to this KZbin channel. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@salal-abdullah3571]

Snatch his soul hahaha

[@scottgoldfarb95]

I can't speak for all white kids but when I was in school if I got in trouble, my parents went in just like you say and I got punished tripple by my parents. 1 for making the school people deal with me. 2 for making my parents come to the school to handle it. 3 for whatever the heck I did

[@gregorypearson1480]

All of this is sooooo accurate especially the car part

[@FreddyD177]

Do 5 reasons why you should let your Mexican friends negotiate at the swap meet

[@elliegotfredson3712]

I'm a vendor in SW and Mexicans are good, but they can't outdo the Canadian Snowbirds in negotiating. lol

[@gagebenson5418]

Agree

[@ToddtheExploder]

Jose, that’s a great idea, man!

[@inmancole]

This dude hypes me up every week

[@nateg9770]

As a white dude who was in the Marine Corps and is very much someone who spends a lot of time in the woods and has a lot of guns I find this hilarious.. you could be a stand-up comedian with this shit😅👍🇺🇸🇺🇸 I'm sorry I didn't realize you were a comedian. good for you.

[@jacksmith4460]

"im gonna rip out his soul sit him down next to his soul and whoop his soul" too funny hahahaha

[@charlesreese4807]

Lol this is one of the best you have ever done. To be able to laugh at yourself is great but we are presented this it makes me laugh even harder lol thank you.

[@Sparkslinger]

Good thing your videos aren't too long because I always need to catch my breath. If I didn't have the safety of that pause button I'd be dead already. But what a way to go.

[@king_and_country]

Man you're hilarious, keep on keepin' on!

[@lonewolf7944]

😂😂😂Y'all say you're a lawyer.......we believe Y'all a lawyer"😂😂😂😂😂

[@kennyl9419]

Josh owns me!! Too funny!!

[@hdgehog6]

Josh, babe, you are a fricken scream! Keep it comin!!! (FYI, you are right about us goin' to the range, though.)

[@robinlondrow9263]

Josh I enjoy your channel. Thank you for making me laugh so much.

[@LearningToSurvive]

Dude you kill me! Haha!

[@kristenheuer5676]

My mom and my husband are crazy good negotiators. My mom once went to buy a lamp, ended up the person selling it paid her to take it AND she delivered it. My husband and I once went to buy a used vehicle. Not only did we only pay $400 in to of trade in, We got new tires, full tank of gas, and they paid for produce we bought from a guy in the parking lot.

[@thetalantonx]

By knowing the deals available in my city and online and negotiating in a way that pitted two dealerships against each other, I was able to get a $19,800 car for $14,500. I got fleet pricing, like I was buying 50 of them.

[@weisup4960]

It's one of the benefits of having boring names honestly... Everyone assumes we're too boring, or too much of a prude to get crazy. It's less hiding, and more letting people make certain assumptions while we keep our manners in check... But manners go out the window as soon as we're off to have fun. That was just a tool to jail break our friend. Lol.

[@ExNatCloud]

Tbh my mom and dad were just like “well did the kid deserve it?”

[@JudyE13]

Yep I (mom) got a call from school saying my son was in gym class and got hurt, asked me to come get him cause he might have a broken arm. I said, " Y'all better pray his arm ain't broke or yours will be" never got called from school anymore after that.

[@MrCdoug1]

"cloak your dishonor"...LMFAO

[@DylanBegazo]

Haha. Lawyer. 😂 On a serious note though: If you can, have your Lawyer on speed dial. Useful. Seriously.

[@bobhathaway9348]

That getting out of a ticket is B's, unless you pull over and wait for the trooper like me. Lol.

[@littledancingfawn]

Lol. I got pulled over today. 70 in a 55! I was so nervous. I can’t afford a $400 ticket right now. He actually let me go. Told me to slow down 😳😁🥰 I currently have a trespassing warrant for my daughters school and all county school property! I was calm in the “beginning” when talking to her principal. lol

[@cerberus3447]

Omg so true about parents protecting their kids at school. Anytime i got detention my mum was down the school blasting them even tho i was a little shit when i was a kid. She got me out of a few detentions that i totally deserved lol

[@theblackcatvieweraccount5402]

I honestly needed this video. The eyes. lmao! I lost it.

[@mr.ovenbox4941]

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!

[@shanemontgomery8846]

Favorite dude on the whole internet

[@davebarrette1748]

His real truth comedy is on point every time

[@granddame1000]

My kids have been out of school for ten years. I am still finding out what these kids did in school because the principal would not want me to be called. The principal would ask my kids how can we fix this without calling your mom.

[@reich1288]

Oh Lord! 😂😂 #5 is sooo true!! 😂😂

[@Ridingthewaves305]

You kill me bro 😂😂😂

[@danicastewart8622]

dude i love the way you make videos hyping us up ya know ... someone needs to hype y’all up i feel better now 😂💛

[@firemaker7016]

Man you are awesome!!!! I’ve laughed so hard my guts hurt!

[@cajunpipesmoker1519]

I just found your channel... You crack me up!!!!

[@inspiredphoenix4001]

So glad I found your channel!!! ❤️

[@igocode]

Dude, you rock!!!

[@mclovin2991]

I fucking love this guy!!!

[@SecretLars]

How we cloak our dishonor is with honesty.

[@coryhart5222]

First time I saw you was on Facebook. Been watching and laughing since. Thank you.

[@superbeast4287]

Just found your vids. Have subscribed. Good stuff. Gives me faith in the human race. Its nice to know we arnt all hated because we are white. Seems to be common these days. We get blamed for everything that goes wrong. Not to mention the fact that we are the only race that can be called raciest just because we are white. Sad. You give everyone light. Thanks. Im in.

[@genisessnipe2741]

Nah. Parents walk in super calm and shit. But then you get home and that belt comes out XD

[@afellowhomosapien3052]

Oof the school thing happened to ALL THE TIME as a kid. I go to the most Christian private school ever and they would tell your parents every time you got a grade lower than like 80%. My parents would act so calm and collected in front of the teacher and AS SOON AS WE LEFT they went BALLISTIC.

[@joevicari9845]

you are drop dead funny!!!😂

[@jerbearnone2012]

Another great video

[@billblount5955]

I've got out of tickets by being very respectful

[@Titan500J]

I love watching your channel when I need to laugh😎

[@TheJdude321]

TRUTH!!! Every bit. LOL

[@natsudragneel2258]

My family punished me with either paddle spankings..or the blegh... The blegh was a combination of vinegar, hot sauce, pepper, soap, salt, and raw garlic.... Two whole spoon fulls as well

[@UrMomsChauffer]

My pops was a combination of black and white parents with the school discipline. He would come down to school calm, assess the situation, and then go off accordingly.

[@pronoobgodhacker]

I love these videos!!!!

[@dannydavis7279]

Dan is tha Man. Always have a Dan

[@rachellewalters8111]

Usually the only time I've ever got a ticket is when I argued with the officer over speeding. I was having a bad day, and said "Ya know.. I don't even think I was speeding" with as much attitude and irritation as I felt, and BAM he slapped me with a speeding ticket! 😂

[@barbertc1]

You rock man love your videos

[@paverdaddymcslingsabrick896]

My daughter got in trouble for punching a boy at school, I walked out of there with her not being in trouble, the principal apologized to her and I took my daughter for lunch. The boy was pushing her and dad don't play that shii so the evidence against my daughter better be concrete b4 making me leave work cause someone getting their ass chewed

[@jjnix9517]

This dude is awesome

[@nathanwright5757]

I've been my buddy's "get out on the town free" card. I was confused the first time. I have since learned to embrace my inner Eddie Haskell for the sake of my friend.

[@darkgoten6633]

Man I love your videos!!havent found one I dont like yet!:)

[@testerintester864]

I love it!!!!