5 weird things you are good at from being in the Navy

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[@jordanpeaks1653]

“No crazy intro”: *launches cats onto couch*

[@BasilVT]

You can sleep through a tornado, but wake up immediately to the quietest sound.

[@andrewjacox4655]

Lol thats me

[@garrenengel4053]

I know this comment is old af but that is the truest statement ever especially when the ood came in at night

[@eclipsehorse8693]

You know you're ex Navy when you 'pay attention to detail' to small things more than you think you should, still fold your clothes the way you did in boot, walk on the starboard side of a hallway, carry things in your left hand, insist n getting a Navy regulation haircut, Look people straight in the eye and say yes ma'am, yes sir when you go to the store, you don't MIND waiting in lines, getting shots and blood drawn doesn't phase you, and you take pride in how you look when you go out to the movies,dinner, theme parks....The Navy has given me some hard habits I just can't break :)

[@chrismc410]

And the color drains from your face where you hear words: "HALF RIGHT...HUAH!!!! FRONT LEANING REST POSITION....MOVE!!!! IN CADENCE......EXERCISE!!!!!!!"

[@RobTorres344]

You literally just nailed it right on the head

[@TheMikeFranzonePod]

JT is probably the coolest person to drink with

[@jtmnavy]

Kilo 23 🍻🍻

[@trinitygames5050]

Kilo 23 :.

[@trents5864]

Coolest person period must have tons of friends.

[@darthzounds4889]

After six years in the Army, I still use words like "Roger," "Tracking," and "Shut the fuck up."

[@GarrisonMagyar]

He always says "no weird intros today" *5 seconds later throws cat

[@silverfmj7007]

I swear I fell asleep while marching in bootcamp

[@nathanschubert3048]

I promise I did after battle stations. woke up about 4 steps later on the next command while still in-step too.

[@erinfogerty3843]

I have yet to find someone who hasn't fallen asleep while marching, even looking in a mirror.

[@mathewgarcia2893]

Nathan Schubert thought I was the only one

[@cr-nd8qh]

I did too back in 2001 they gave us no sleep man

[@tmayorca8770]

Sleeping with one eye open.

[@NotaVampyre111]

Patience is the skill I appreciate the most. Standing in a line that stretches from the mess deck to the middle of the hanger deck will teach patience. Just about everyone had a paperback to read. This was before the digital revolution. I read a lot of books on the way to chow.

[@lwilliams3285]

The navy ruined my sleep. 2 am. Hands to action stations, hands to action stations, hands to action stations. Everything else is so true, 7 years out and i still shovel food in. The similarities between habits of USN and Royal Australian Navy sailors are identical hahaha.

[@tmayorca8770]

Except they get to drink daily while you have to be 90 days at sea for two beers. 🍻. 😁

[@katebeck2631]

I think I got the standing for long periods of time down. My pops always made me stand in the corner for hours until my legs would shake if I got in trouble haha. Not child abuse, I was and am a bad kid 😂. I love the into JT 😂👌

[@MidwayShooter]

After 30 years I still say : Chow Head Taps Hollywood shower Rack and I make my rack everyday lol.

[@novicefinger]

rollers, sliders, mid rats were the best. Fuckin A ditty bag. Shove off, stuff like that still wear my keys on a navy clip on my belt loop.

[@pebblepod30]

What does do those words mean? Except Chow. I know Chow is food.

[@teratokomi8731]

head = bathroom taps = lights out at night hollywood shower = never heard of it. rack is your bunk bed. deck = floor bulkhead = wall honeymoon = your first 3 months on a ship theres a bunch more navy terms I dont remember anymore...

[@grateful.]

Gotta love Hollywood showers

[@LOKELYOKEL1]

Make an appointment on-line when going to the D.M.V. As for sleeping, I always slept great except when I snored and my shipmates hit the side of my coffin!

[@samueljenkins6898]

I loved that subtle halo theme thank you papa

[@MrsSuits]

jt lobster here

[@ericl899]

Mrs Suits papa Lobster

[@jtmnavy]

Love u long tim

[@MinerHoboJo]

tim ? long tim ?

[@auntysap6666]

Lol the office

[@Real_McKinley]

Anyting u won. SOCK IT TO ME!!!

[@DrJ3k4lMrH4d3]

Me love you long time.

[@Eye6WitchingHour]

Im waiting to go get rechecked at meps and swear in and ill be heading to great mistakes very soon. You've helped a lot. Many thanks boss

[@DrJ3k4lMrH4d3]

I'll tak a note of that.....great mistakes.

[@jcarlovitch]

You forgot tying knots, going down a stairwell without using your feet, knowing what a fathom is, and getting stiches in your face because you got so drunk in Australia you tried to kiss a police dog.

[@marianicole1608]

Lines for urinalysis are always fun… and as for sleeping anywhere I fell asleep while marching and managed to stay in step 😅

[@nathanschubert3048]

same, and i was a stick.

[@laurendamico599]

ive been binge watching your videos i loove them! going to the recruiter today

[@jtmnavy]

goodluck!!!

[@MrDwhite4444]

Everything you said spot on. Been out for 16 yrs and you brought me back. Especially the lingo. Still do it, someone ask if I get it I still answer check,

[@jtmnavy]

cheers u old salt haha

[@edmokaedmoka8945]

You also develop the skill to point out the shipmates that married "buy me drink girls" lmfao

[@johndog1296]

I slept under cat 1 but would always hear the bangs from cats 3 and 4 . I could definitely sleep anywhere lol

[@samuelwhite7082]

Waiting in line. Just wait till you see the Royal Navy. 😂

[@matthofmann7517]

Sam White quegang

[@petermiller9834]

lol yes! on hms boxer and had some beers IN THE BAR....ON BOARD. but this was 94' ..great guys to go out in town with !!!!

[@charletonzimmerman4205]

A few , More, Know how to hold you're Liquor , make you're -"RACK" store clothing, "Swap" the "DECK"-Floor, wax/BUFF, Chip, paint, lay Tile floor, basic tools, all trades. Oh yes, DO LAUNDRY!

[@BromlowFamily]

This was spot on!

[@s.ensified7815]

Do five types of officers!!!!

[@shmellygoob]

you have no idea how happy I got when I heard yung gravy

[@toniaday3]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 my son is leaving next year and I’m so glad I found this channel. I almost cried watching this video. 🙌🏽💜💙💚💛

[@digitaloutlaw6822]

4:15 I already have this from high school my ass can kill a big ass home cooked meal in 2 minutes

[@slightslice3120]

I took some Navy lingo with me into the Army... Head, and bulkhead got me hemmed up more than anything😂😂🤣

[@SymonnePat]

I was an MM and slept soundly in aft steering but woke up to “GQ” with a quickness 😂😂 we can sleep through bs but important stuff we’re UP!

[@TheJimtanker]

I slept on the readyline during tank gunnery all the time. THAT is loud.

[@GAKTomory]

In regards to eating, don't forget the brown bags they bring you when you're doing flight ops and can't leave the deck. Those were always wonderful.

[@michaelgreer21]

I second that #3. There is nothing like sitting bare ass on a fresh clean porta potty. I would have never done that before I joined the military.

[@jtmnavy]

>.

[@JakeBrannan5499]

Idk about that first one. My dad was in for almost 20 yrs, he retired as an E7; and he is one of the most impatient people ever.

[@wilsonle61]

The only line I remember on a Destroyer was the chow line, and it was relatively short.

[@ascendingflame1841]

Yoooo the pooping is so true. My organism was so used to just poop at home that when I got to bootcamp, I lasted almost 3 weeks without going. Now I can poop in any public bathroom with no problem lol

[@ace9848]

I could poop everywhere already before I went to bootcamp so...

[@km_indies7714]

Freshly out of boot camp, and I can agree with all of these so far 😂 Pooping while talking to people, eating and studying the whole time with only 15 minutes lol.

[@scottmiller260]

So true about sleeping anywhere! I slept on the other side of the engine room. I still fall asleep to Slayer at a high volume. If you’re lucky enough, you could catch 20 minutes in a pile of mildew covered foul weather gear in a gear locker.

[@brendanef9]

Daddy throw me on the couch like you throw Millie moo 😩😩👌🏻👌🏻💦💦

[@jtmnavy]

Noble Wolf comment of the year

[@FormigaFit]

Dayumn! 😂😂😂

[@scrattchyydoo]

YeSSS 😭😭😭

[@langlang1909]

brendanef9 WTF 🖕

[@killawhale8726]

How to delete someone else's comment

[@teratokomi8731]

The sleeping one is so true to me. I slept anywhere and everywhere on my ship. Of course one time, I went to sleep in the forward hold, and I missed a random GQ drill.... got in big trouble for that one..

[@navyplumberboy8274]

Ya eating fast is definitely on the money. So is patience. I ate a meal with my family the other day, they thought I was a wild man.

[@joneszd1909]

I enjoyed your use of Mr. Sandman!

[@felixg12]

All true, I still eat standing up 2 minutes max, im early everywhere and I definatley can handle standing in line for hours lol and yes I used to sleep standing up with a mop holding me up a few times

[@bravojr]

Hurry up and wait is the mantra of the entire Military sir.

[@thetwistedlife8377]

You said the N(avy) word...demonitized!!! #demonitizationsquad

[@c.h.2503]

I was an AE, slept in the same exact place on the Bush lol. This I can attest to being 100% accurate. The damn heads backed up all the fucking time..

[@bobfibber7095]

All true. I fell asleep standing on the flight deck in the middle of flight ops.

[@suburbanbackwoodsentertain4060]

keep it grindn and keep growing the name brotha, it will only be a matter of time before you get that 100k man

[@Real_McKinley]

Grindr?

[@rickus7843]

Been out going on 20 years still have all those habits and skills. Also I smoke super fast too. The longest line on the boat was always the smoking line after GQ. Thousands of junkies lined up to get our fix crammed shoulder to shoulder on a sponson or long defunct incinerator room with yellow bulkheads called the crackhouse on the Indy.

[@anthonygalcik8308]

It’s been thirty five years since I was on the navy(USS CARL VINSON CVN-70) and my wife is still amazes how good I can clean a Toilet.

[@GeoHvl]

Dude ET's don't stand up for hours. Hated the mess deck line that did suck and it was every day. Slept on piled up Chem Wipes between the tubes in the bird farm. Eating fast, I have been out for 40 years and still eat fast. Navy wannabe's spot them in 5 seconds.

[@BrockGrace]

They changed the ASVAB, you can take it at home now

[@NinjaTrollzTV]

Brock&Grace really?

[@snakewhisperer2010]

lmao

[@ralphac1094]

Truman Lawton no lol

[@katebrown5003]

True. I took mine at home

[@hamiltonnguyen8349]

Lol, yeah that's just simulated exam, you take another exam at meps.

[@Jollyprez]

6th weird thing - drinking coffee, smoking a cigarette, twirling the radio dial simultaneously while rotating the chair to intercept the print-out squirting out of the printer.

[@vletur]

I now love you even more for using the halo music

[@Smm1802]

Lmao throwing the cat! 😂 love your videos btw

[@tonyricciotti527]

This applies to all branches!!! Laughing my A$$ off here "The porta potty is a friggin' throne!" BAHAHAHAHA

[@itzTobi11]

I would sleep outside on the edge of the ship . See the water , wake up to the water & the perfect scenery.

[@simsboyd4108]

Lmao this is so funny now that I'm in and can relate

[@thefartwoman6968]

Herry up and wait is in every branch

[@cory3094]

I've only been in a year and a half and this is oh so true

[@diltonaguirre8468]

How many times had your ship been attacked by pirates while you were deployed at sea?

[@chaseronk2870]

Yes

[@timairsoft1242]

Talk Show Host I am the captain of the ship now!

[@Satabell]

Butt pirates

[@diltonaguirre8468]

I'm 19 and am joining Navy. I love this channel but I also love asking questions that make me sound like I'm 12.

[@Boatswain1985]

Theres a topic he hasn't discussed yet,, good job

[@conspiracycp5731]

I’m gonna leave for meps tomorrow and bootcamp Wednesday. Wish me luck!

[@ricksprings]

Line waiting... Thank you USN, my patience is top notch/superior. HS2 sleeping in helos, old couch in 4-167/CV-63... Learn to Cram & Jam @ boot camp, I say chow,FNG from time to time....... You forgot folding clothes if needed to save space

[@argeniside1015]

5 weird things you're good at when you join the Navy *Starts throwing cats* Alright, well looks like I'm gonna practice throwing small animals in basic

[@kgarofalo71]

“No crazy intros today... “ = cue montage of cat tossing.

[@inchworm555]

My dad told me to go to the DMV right before it closes (usually a half hour) because when they close the doors they still have to tend to the people inside. At least that's how it is in the DMV I go to.

[@lloydphilbrick6907]

Yes! The clogged heads! I was a HT, I didn't want to poop because I knew the brown full to the rim kaka I would have to unclog, I have nightmares about this to this day, I tried a used fire extinguisher first, sometimes I got lucky. The Marines always clogged the head, just their way.

[@lottsajoy36]

My husband is former USAF and my son is current Active USN. 16 yrs after hubby got out he still does everyone of these. lol Made me laugh.

[@alancraley8273]

Man, our berthing was right there too, just under the arresting gear, by the end of the cruise you would'nt even notice it

[@mostlytrue3150]

You will also gain the ability to know exactly what tool someone wants you to get for them when they say "hey I need the shit-ass can you go grab it for me". Keep in mind too that "the shit-ass" is always a different, and normally completely random tool.

[@ninja-cr1kl]

Not being able to the bathroom in public places was so relatable.

[@jessicakravitz]

Did you know you can make an appointment at the DMV? lol

[@YoungtheGamer]

Bro this video is true as fuck, and another weird thing you’ll keep doin after being in the Navy is how you fold your clothes (skinny fat fat skinny 😂😂)

[@jtmnavy]

haha it actually did the opposite for me ,,, since i got out i just throw my clothes in the drawer or closet however i want >.

[@luisgarza1200]

Nice job man really enjoyed this video

[@down_homecruiser9888]

Dude I feel you on sleeping under the flight deck. I sleep on the 03 by CAT3 and CAT4

[@swimmingwithsharks7331]

That’s funny but true about eating fast to get back to work,...I’m a plumbing contractor and my crew nicknamed me monster,...cause I need to produce and accomplish,....we all love each other, but yeah it’s funny,...Go Navy.

[@PDizzleFoRizzle]

On point! Great and accurate list.

[@ceeze9923]

You forgot number 6. The ability to swim in the middle of the ocean with no fear. I miss when the Captain dropped the anchor for swim call!

[@aaronminor8326]

Shining brass is another thing you'll be good at.

[@christorres202]

I've seen people fall asleep standing waiting to chock a helo literally on full power 10 ft away 😂😂

[@jtmnavy]

lol lyes

[@Smalls104]

I won’t subscribe the navy channel until jt channel passes them #commitment

[@jeremya-k4196]

Out of the Navy 10 years now and can say: Sleeping - yup still can sleep anywhere Food - still eat quickly. Need to force myself to eat slow Hurry up and wait - totally, I go blank in my mind while waiting in line Still prefer toilet at home or work, but no problems pooping elsewhere The military lingo still comes out sometimes and people who haven't been in look at me weird.

[@jacksondaniels8169]

All truths, every bit of this video. I slept right outside the laundry in the 3 stack condo bunks on SSN 683. The laundry ran almost 24hrs a day.

[@ttraderjim]

Sleep anywhere? At Great Lakes When I had compartment watch in the middle of the night I would lean against the wall place the rifle barrel in the pit of my stomach and could sleep lightly standing. Sleep anywhere? When I was aboard the Kitty Hawk, CIC would launch the ready 5 bird in the middle of the night. My rack was right below the waist cat where the shuttle hit the stop. Wham! It woke me up but I was able to fall back asleep right away.

[@tomasosegreti9126]

Hey JT. I have a new video idea for you. Since you’ve been in college for a few years I’m sure you’ve done a resume. Maybe it’s something you and Nicky could collaborate on is building a resume with military skills and experiences incorporated. Just a thought that I had.

[@seanhenrick306]

Well I sleep right under catapult 3 all the forward. So I think I win

[@argus3091]

Jt out here doing cat trickshots

[@am_lockhart]

dude i love all the Halo musical themes

[@petec6159]

Hurry up and wait!

[@Freelancer837]

The sleeping fact made me laugh. I have no clue if I could sleep through a jet landing, but I have a hard time if there's no noise. I feel as if it's too quiet. But I know from experience, ever since I was a kid, I'm a heavy sleeper. I can sleep through water being poured on me. I can sleep through gun shots going off. Ironically though, all it takes to wake me is just one or two nudges.

[@cookiegaming572]

Weekend Warrior, I'm guessing that's reserves? In England, we call Reserves SaS (Saturdays and Sundays). Not S.A.S Ofc.. :)

[@cornvuscornax4719]

Make a video on the other branches vs navy

[@joecooper97]

0:41 I'm just good at that because I'm British

[@BlazerBrass]

my dad was in the navy and he hates waiting in lines of any sort

[@johnblair765]

My dad hated lines until he passed...85 yoa... then said that he lost 10 years of sleep in the Navy and he always said that the best man in the Navy got promoted and the luckiest man got promoted in the AF. HE did 10 years w/Navy..12 w/AF.

[@sgtron116]

Army Vet, totally agree with all of those

[@ronpeugh8341]

I was in the Corps and can relate. Sleeping anywhere and instantly. My wife would comment that when I got into bed I would sometimes fall asleep sitting up before I could even lay down. Even now I will put a sleep timer on my radio for 15 minutes and I have yet to hear it turn off. I still refer to candy as "Pogey Bait". I have gotten rid of the more colorful terms.

[@Shanghaimagic]

Funny thing, your wife told me that too...

[@wakememckinney7126]

2 yrs 11 months till I get my DD214. Cant wait!!

[@jtmnavy]

wakememckinney lol just wait till you hit double digits on the countdown >.

[@whit6444]

Hello from Civ Div.

[@Micheal30567]

Sleeping on non skid was probably the most comfortable place to sleep in a ship, besides a hammock or your rack

[@UnknownNY-ee7vb]

Love the godfather theme in the beginning!