50 Things Mario Kart Wii players NEVER say

[@goonerbear8659]

"4 Blue Shells in one race? That's fair."

[@artistrankings6794]

@GoonerBear eh sometimes you can get 4 blue shells in 1 minute. Happens to me all the time

[@DrElsemere]

My record is 5 in one race (maple treeway)

[@lars1228]

Reminds me playing Mario Kart DS in N64 Frappe Snowland where I got hit by SIX BLUE SHELLS

[@danilosena8108]

Lights Out KZbin 2 once I got hit with 7 in one race (Koopa Cape)

[@ikestery2397]

GoonerBear right

[@whoistech4]

You forgot “50cc is too fast and difficult!”

[@torak_34]

Even "I play on 50cc" isnt said

[@ethancheng6734]

Cries in Cheep Charger, Super Blooper, Piranha Prowler, King Boo, Diddy Kong, and Baby Daisy

[@disbarat]

666th like, *perfection*

[@whoistech4]

woah holy crap

[@rooftilefromobjectexplosio6387]

150cc is Hard Has Hell

[@ollieswish1189]

Couple more: - It’s nice to see the wide diversity of characters used in online. - I like battle mode more than regular - Every single custom track is so well made

[@DannyMeasho999]

he also forgot "i took a shower today"

[@dwasdwasdwa399]

chile how do you play online?

[@moroni8299]

ASDF COURSE FOR THE WIN

[@zekkoltd2773]

Danny Measho you’re bad

[@adastrapgh]

What the hell, am I the only one that likes Battle Mode lol

[@thechafacomet]

"Oh no the Blooper I can't see anything!" That one really got me LOL

[@rhonaldzerpa9691]

Why are u wario profile pictured

[@TheCheesyOneYT]

same

[@hi_its_scarlett5665]

Same!!!!

[@superd2234]

Yeah 🤣🤣🤣

[@thepikachugamer]

Mario Kart Wii Riibalanced bloopers....

[@BigDave972]

You forgot "I love it when I go up the wrong escalator on coconut mall"

[@nonononononono2022]

DaveTheMan 07 but ppl still say that sarcastically

[@108spirits5]

@@nonononononono2022 I love taking that shortcut on Moonview Highway.

[@spike6192]

@@108spirits5 and on sherbet land

[@beebs56]

@@nonononononono2022 this entire video was sarcastic

[@jgsh8062]

@@nonononononono2022 that could be said about anything in this video

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

People in Troy's fun rooms: 2:29

[@apg0]

Yes

[@emasako]

True cause megaclouds

[@toadboy4]

YES

[@thewolfman5362]

Can someone explain please?

[@thewolfman5362]

@@ilovemetaknight5384 did he make a video on it? If so, can you give me the link?

[@gamerboygaming]

“I feel like I won that race because of all my skill and knowledge of the track, and not the fact that I didn’t get hit with any items and got a shock dodge.

[@gamerboygaming]

Cløne Bold of your to assume that was a mistake.

[@Iamverykarpy]

Gamerboygaming who are you responding to?

[@gamerboygaming]

Itsdavicboos _ Someone who apparently deleted their comment...

[@Iamverykarpy]

Gamerboygaming yeah thats what i was thinking cuz you said clone

[@BrandonSG13]

Everyone on CTWW

[@thehardcount1399]

“Yes a blooper!” I almost died

[@ethansantiago155]

I damn near die when he said it

[@MKWilliam]

1:00 the best part is that somebody else also took the left path

[@phoenixandy]

B e n j a m i n

[@JUSSRonard]

I take the left path. No one else takes it and I get two mystery boxes

[@sarahcox5450]

I always take the left path but not the top part of it

[@alexstrigle5599]

left path is viable though. if you’re in a low position you can get a really good star chain

[@luckywii8731]

I always take the left path, there is less risk there

[@jedimanx2329]

"dangit I lost my thunder cloud!" TWD98 playing with mega clouds on: visible confusion

[@atsu0002]

Hello fellow Nick Robinson fan

[@lightsonicspeed4]

2:23 me as a child: *let's play team race*

[@IcedExplorer]

Same

[@stickythestickman.official]

Me too, kid. Old times...

[@roykooper902]

I did with computers. I won all 4 races while my allies got bottom 5 making me lose. I still don't like participating in team point systems.

[@luckywii8731]

@@roykooper902 that happened to me once, and I was so mad, not just because I lost, because they sucked so bad, 1 of the CPU's had 0 points out of 12 races. *_HOW!?_*

[@luisandrescasassapalomino4737]

TEAM RACE GANG

[@Versitax]

“There’s not enough items.” “Luigi Circuit is the best course.” “Wheelies are a stupid and pointless addition.”

[@lucaslevinsky8802]

Luigi circuit Is really the best course

[@chillyred4181]

"How do I turn off this annoying music?" *YOU HAVE COMMITTED A SIN AGAINST HUMANITY*

[@supersmilyface1]

Your profile picture makes this comment even better.

[@jdsjigglypuff9419]

Nonononono. the thing is Mario Kart Wii Players don't think that way. It's not annoying to anyone who plays it. not anyone deserving of happiness that is.

[@spark1400]

Do do dooo, do dodo doooo...

[@NightCat28]

*pizza time stops*

[@luckywii8731]

@@supersmilyface1 ikr lol 😂 pfp's that make comments better are the best

[@rushildesai1]

*"Automatic drift is better"* - said no one ever

[@DiegoJimenez-mx4bk]

This should have been said

[@kogmawmain8872]

Brett: am I a joke to you?

[@stevengruner4885]

Rushil Desai NO NO NOOOOOO

[@casablancahunter1606]

I use automatic drifting and that is not a lie.

[@killian9679]

Auto is better with jetsetter and funky Kong.

[@starauretta]

“yeah i play as birdo” words cannot describe how offended i am

[@sammutch2059]

Birdo is the best character 🤷‍♂️

[@starauretta]

Danny Torrance thank you-someone here has the right opinion

[@rondalmcdondal4192]

Fuck Birdo, use me instead.

[@starauretta]

Toad From Super Mario you know how many times you’ve bumped me into lava toad-no thanks i’ll stick to birdo

[@traktor420]

The obvious best is PINK GOLD B I T C H

[@bhayes790]

Me: Hey dad, wanna play mariokart? My dad, every single time: BIRDO IN THE WILD WING

[@Swagmaster-oq2yw]

Mine goes for mii in flame flyer - THE WORST ACCELERATION.

[@Misdrex]

My dad always rage quit mario kart

[@emasako]

1:28 there is me😅. When i passed you i was like: ok?

[@Claire-Sewings]

Hahaha I can only imagine how stupid that would look seeing that while normally racing

[@its_saber1525]

How do u play online since it was shutdown

[@Claire-Sewings]

@@its_saber1525 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXSlhIRvdsukn9k wimmfi! Watch this tutorial and look in the comment section for the correct DNS code! Have fun(:

[@its_saber1525]

@Rich Boy I'm so glad he is growing. I hope he grows to be about 500k by then end of 2021

[@david_ga8490]

Lol I can imagine it

[@Michael_Misseri]

“ I never fell off of Rainbow Road”

[@ryansmock2717]

"I just front-ran Mario Raceway" 3 seconds in and I'm already wheezing

[@mr.sniffly5297]

I don’t get it

[@ryansmock2717]

@@mr.sniffly5297 Mario Raceway is the most luck-based Nintendo track because of the massive off-road section at the end. The joke is that you can't front run it. (Front running is when you get in 1st and stay there the whole race)

[@mr.sniffly5297]

Ryan Smock thanks

[@beta511ee4]

@@ryansmock2717 Arguable.

[@beta511ee4]

@@ryansmock2717 Or just any part of off-road on that track for that matter.

[@joltrona6141]

"Yes, it's a mirror race!" I died.

[@nonononononono2022]

This is probably ur best video, I love videos like this and this is the only one I’ve seen about mkwii.

[@mathycathy7444]

Nonono Nononono how

[@nonononononono2022]

Mathieu Etienne or this is the only one that is actually relatable

[@mathycathy7444]

I should neck myself

[@mickystam521]

You forgot: *''Getting a copyright on the outro music (my own remix on a song) 8 months after it being used in every single video makes total sense''*

[@TheBeegestYosho]

The blue shell is such a nice power up, it’s totally balanced and will help the 9th place person who threw it. But fr you’re not even helping yourself if you use it.

[@superman5710]

There’s never been a truer sentence 🤥

[@emp_empex]

I only like the blue shell if i play with friends and my friend is in 1st and i throw the blue shell

[@TheBeegestYosho]

@@emp_empex fr

[@thediscodevil0949]

Tbh, I do think it makes things more fair. There have been times when I’ve played VS mode with Basic Items on, and I’m stuck in fourth place unable to catch up to the top three because the Blue Shell never appears.

[@coobeeethics4856]

0:44 "YES the next race is a mirror race" this sarcasm is everything it should be...absolutely amazing

[@verybasedgamez2700]

“Oh well, Nintendo shut down the online servers for Mario Kart Wii. Guess that means I have to go play Mario Kart 8 now.” Wiimmfi: Am I a joke to you?

[@OtterFan48]

Real Big Oofer how does that work?

[@mxn4719]

OtterFan48 download it

[@EmptyCheetosBag]

That’s the joke.

[@supermariofigureboyfan4392]

1:48 “I prefer to take the left path on Mushroom Gorge” Dude, I literally unlocked Funky by taking that path

[@mr.sniffly5297]

I used ultra shortcut on Mushroom Gorge for Funky

[@justarandomswede6835]

Don't you literally just have to play to unlock Funky Kong

[@ColtBTD6]

@@justarandomswede6835 yeah also unlocking funky is so easy

[@justarandomswede6835]

@@ColtBTD6 I know

[@snazzyhedgehog8702]

0:55 the comedic timing is too perfect this is so funny

[@zacharymogel9500]

“I never get hit by a car while going around this turn” *gets hit by a car*

[@miguelcozar78]

2:42 "I prefer coin runner instead of ballons runner" Since I have Mario Kart Wii I had always prefer coin runs. :)

[@kc6762]

I changed my username so no one will understand

[@108spirits5]

For people who say they're first

[@mbdg6810]

*spiny shell

[@nametager7539]

@@mbdg6810 no one calls a blue shell a spiny shell except Nintendo

[@l.r.4116]

“I fear no man” “But that thing, *super horn* It scares me” (I know this item is not in this game but still)

[@mbdg6810]

@@nametager7539 well yeah , The blue shell is something like nsmb ds or super mario world blue koopas. There is a reason the makers of the games differentiated the two (you're not technically wrong calling it blue though)

[@martinhodges572]

"I don't need the wheel, I can just play with the Wii Remote on it's side."

[@sensei5668]

If that's something someone wouldnt say, then that would be wrong cuz I dont use wheel.

[@DiamondSG]

One pros say it

[@cantin8697]

I've tried wheel, it sucks to use. I liked using the remote only when I used to play.

[@luckywii8731]

The wheel sucks in my opinion, and from what I see in the comments what he said isn't true, also I use a kart, so "nobody uses a kart" also isn't true

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

Hey it’s not my fault I don’t have a classic controller

[@lordroy88]

Don’t forget: “This game is very fair”

[@Toadette-]

"On every race the most skilled player wins all the time with no shenanigans what so ever"

[@lordroy88]

Talkative Toadette never a blue shell before the finish line

[@Toadette-]

@@lordroy88 lol

[@lordroy88]

@Talkative Toadette lol

[@JaysoMK]

tell that to me in 2021 I can't beat the friggin game-

[@aluigiFromKart]

"I prefer outside drifting vehicles" "I'll take a kart over a bike every day" ... as someone that does not like bikes in the slightest, i feel called out

[@screamingpuppy211]

2:43 coin runners is actually better in my opinion

[@aarongilbertphonetube219]

Yes 👍 Baloon battle was just awkward in Wii (it's great in N64 though but that's because it's the only option)

[@ThePikaPlayer]

@@aarongilbertphonetube219 Nah Balloon Battle ftw but N64 Skyscraper does bop ngl good choice

[@aidanhennessey5586]

Same. They both trash tho 👀👀

[@ipthemmlover274]

Me too.

[@tanikas1341]

I agree

[@user-df8ro1wt9k]

"I wonder why battle mode doesnt have a mirror mode" LOL

[@Scorp9031]

what's your username's equation?

[@ivand7167]

omg your damn name got out of my monitor and now my wall is dirty

[@Elfilinfan]

Mirror battle mode could. Be a little different

[@TwoEzDragon]

"I love the Snowboarding Shy Guys on DK Snowboard Cross, I love it when they hit me over the thick snow"

[@TheOneWhoFishes]

"oh no a blooper I can't see anything" Yep. This is when I knew the guy wasn't lying.

[@odyichsan3084]

*thank you nintendo for giving it simple* I mean he wasn't wrong at all

[@expired_poyo]

"I know! I'll stay in last place so I can get all the powerful items!"

[@lordroy88]

“Half pipes are super awesome, they’re never slower than the normal route!”

[@Iamverykarpy]

Cuz they arnt, watch a waluigi stadium or dk summt bkt

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

Me who love half-pipes: *cries*

[@OOFUS4103]

@@Iamverykarpy no not riding them as a zipper, he means going from one side to the other like nintendo intented.

[@Iamverykarpy]

@@OOFUS4103 yeah but he said never

[@jeper3460]

"Hmm, which vehicle should I pair up with Funky Kong?"

[@therealzhenplaz200]

There is only one - Flame Runner

[@niccolomancini3801]

"the item box respawn so quickly" I felt that

[@mkw_4life]

0:55 “I never get hit by a car in moonview highway” Proceeds to get SQUASHED by a car

[@Quinnster511]

Let's be honest all of us have hit a car around that bend on moonview.

[@supersmilyface1]

"I prefer coin runners over balloon battle" ... *some of us say that*

[@luisandrescasassapalomino4737]

me too

[@hi_its_scarlett5665]

Like me I prefer coin runners

[@wafflemkw]

Same

[@supersmilyface1]

@@bandito6678 Yeah. I'm not a very good aim in Mario kart.

[@HayatoStarGod]

1:23 --> "Glitches ? I've never experienced gli-" My KZbin app just crashed before you finished your sentence WTF

[@yousei3781]

I love being hit by a blue shell a few seconds before finishing the race😍

[@kieraransom3034]

And then getting passed. It's so much fun 😂😅

[@expired_poyo]

Oh its just the best feeling ever!!! 😅😅😄😄😄

[@Sushininja10]

And to top it off, getting combo'd immediately afterwards and getting near last place is just the best!

[@yousei3781]

@@Sushininja10 Omg that is so nice😍😍😍

[@David-gj9qr]

0:24 I do like the thunder cloud though cuz it’s like a game of hot potato. The item itself sucks but it makes it more fun

[@jessew1359]

I agree.

[@beebs56]

It's annoying when you get it when no one is around

[@Empexx]

it teaches you not to spam items

[@beebs56]

@@Empexx yeah that's why I always hold something unless I need it

[@UltraMarioLegendz]

I like the concept of the thundercloud, but the issue is how frequently it shows up. I've seen the thundercloud appear 5 or 6 times per race quite a bit. If it appeared once per race AT MOST, then maybe I would enjoy the thundercloud more.

[@squilliam0909]

“Why does everyone pick DS Desert Hills?”

[@giovannimoya1832]

Is comeback friendly, i guess

[@luckywii8731]

Its easily cheezable at the end with speed items

[@wafflemkw]

Me hate that track

[@pengiunanimatorguy]

Desert Hills is cool

[@ellaperry4486]

as someone who prefers coin runners to balloon battle I feel attacked

[@i_think]

Same

[@mr.sniffly5297]

I’m better at coin runners

[@Jack-gm8hw]

"I don't want to ruin my Wii and get CTGP."

[@CreepProduce]

I would say that but the first time I tried installed CTGP it bricked my wii

[@vaderblaster9709]

@@CreepProduce and that's why I don't have it on my wiiu. I'm too frickin scared

[@ewan1118]

@@vaderblaster9709 cmon pls its worth it

[@SuperZombieBros]

Whenever I get it I’m just gonna do it on my old Wii. Definitely not on my Wii U though because I have way too much to lose if something goes wrong.

[@nappa3550]

Dude it's totally worth it. CTGP is really fun. And, they're adding 24 player race mode eventually on there! Some Wii's don't handle it well. Just go to the tutorial video of have to install and you'll be fine. Most of time.

[@TheBeegestYosho]

The funky Kong flame runner is so balanced and I enjoy it being in the game

[@Silly-Engineering-43]

BEEG YOSHI MY BROTHER

[@jjoshu_a]

"why doesnt battle mode have a mirror mode" had me rolling

[@dylanwelch6153]

You should've added: "I'm just gonna skip the DK Mountain shortcut so I don't get target shocked."

[@tech_gamer5543]

This should be renamed “50 things that casual MK Wii players say”

[@ideasonek3374]

“Oh no the blooper I cant see anything” is hilarious

[@mikelegowski6103]

"Oh no, i dont even know that u got 15 years old"

[@luckywii8731]

*_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF, OUCH_*

[@edgelord8337]

50 things Mario kart wii players never say If that's the case and you play mario wii have you technically said all these things. 1 Mario kart wii player has said every one of these things now.

[@zones3235]

true

[@dannyboy2585]

Why you gotta be so edgy?

[@nappa3550]

Sarcastically, of course. I've said nearly all these things sarcastically on online races. "Funky isn't totally OP" Uh yeah, sure. If you like getting pushed across the entire course by him while using a heavyweight.

[@neehgurg2111]

You are so cool and smart

[@Iamverykarpy]

Dannyboy do you see his profile pick

[@samuelr.5269]

1:49 lol I really like the left route because after a shock you get an item😂

[@faisallewis5902]

"Oh no the Blooper I can't see anything!"

[@simon1334]

"I love automatic mode!" *You have 10 seconds to live*

[@UndernetChara]

Joke's on you. I always take the left way in GCN Peach Beach.

[@aarongilbertphonetube219]

Me too!

[@aarongilbertphonetube219]

@Rich Boy fuck off Let me guess, you are about 8 years old??

[@aarongilbertphonetube219]

@Rich Boy look who's talking

[@ltw2380]

6000vr lookin ass

[@aarongilbertphonetube219]

@@ltw2380 me? Or him?

[@real_abender]

Alternate title: CreepyProduce Gets Sarcastic AF While Playing Mario Kart Wii

[@TheReversingGuy]

Totally feel you about Moonview Highway lol. I never managed to complete a Time Trial on that course without crashing against at least one car lol

[@EpicBub]

Wow I have been able to I'll like your comment

[@luigi1732]

0:28 Because they don’t give a funk

[@aaron9200]

Happy to see this in my recommendations. 😤

[@adamsobeh4661]

Congrats on 10k! Your channel has grown so fast in the last week, you jumped from 5.6k to 10k! I’m proud of you bro! Keep doing what your doing!

[@HannahRite]

I'VE SAID SOME OF THOSE THINGS, I FEEL SO CALLED OUT

[@supersmilyface1]

I like coin runners... *I like it more than balloon battle*

[@HannahRite]

Me too, dear. Me too.

[@HannahRite]

Agreed! It's not my favorite but it's a fun stage to play

[@luckywii8731]

"I'd choose a kart over a bike anyday" *_LITERALLY ME_*

[@nonotatalllol]

I literally laughed so hard when he said “oh no my thunderclouds gone!”

[@mrleafytoy]

"I'll take a kart over a bike any day." As someone who has a hard time with wheelies and bike drifts, this is true for me update: Not anymore! I've finished 50cc through Mirror with 1- and 2-Star ranks, after a lot of practice.

[@RedoStone35]

Sarcasm: Am I a joke to you?

[@mariovsluigi9000]

"I love using the Wii Wheel."

[@musicmachine2395]

2:23 ummmm... 😂 for some odd reason, I actually prefer Team Race over Solo.... 2:45 and I use karts more than bikes 😑

[@torak_34]

Impossible

[@KoJesko]

I agree with what you said about 2:23 but not 2:45

[@fashynell2643]

then you are not a true mariokart fan

[@musicmachine2395]

@@fashynell2643 I have played Mario Kart Wii for over 1500 hours according to the activity log thing on wii and Wii U...

[@lyniepower]

I always chose karts as well.

[@franklin3936]

Great video as always. Keep up the grind my guy

[@agathechan]

I alway take the left road in Mushroom Gorge...

[@destroyeraj]

Left path actually isn’t that much slower and it’s less crowded so it’s not a bad option:)

[@actually144]

Same

[@TheStarsTwilight]

"I prefer Coin Runners over Balloon Battle" Ouch, I'm offended. I love Coin Runners so much more

[@screemumsm9991]

"This ramp is so useful!" Me, pretty sure that was where my dad told me how to trick: *( ._.)*

[@malareon]

"The phantom is the best bike in the game"

[@xanander4693]

“Yes a blooper!” Would only be said in knockout when you need points and extra time

[@mr.sniffly5297]

Or Item Rain

[@amazingsomehow3951]

You're channel is skyrocketing in popularity and you deserve every bit of it

[@_miobrot_603]

Being a current and avid Mario Karter, a few that were missed is: "Wow! A golden shroom on rainbow road! Definitely going to win this round." "I never do the grumble volcano shortcut ever." "Cannons are underpowered!" "Dodging shocks are so lame." "I never leave FIB's on the bridge in DK Jungle Parkway 3!"

[@thediscodevil0949]

There’s only one DK’s Jungle Parkway. :’)

[@tetriscat66]

I actually do prefer outside drifting bikes though. I find the controls to be easier than inside drifting bikes.

[@cincoln2829]

I’ve actually never experienced a glitch in Mario kart wii and I’ve had it for over 8 years.

[@tiffanycheung9289]

i love the amount of sarcasm used in the video lmao

[@batmangamer3122]

Or the unspoken one that all of us definitely say: "Nunchuck? I always use the steering wheel, that's why it exists!"

[@RyutaShinohara]

1:27 LMFAOOOOO I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT

[@appr0val996]

51. *I don't use Funky Kong or Daisy 99% of the time*

[@JoSephGD]

Every character is viable

[@Madcat56]

laughs in picking luigi, miis, and king boo

[@moonmelons]

Gotta rock Rosalina. There's no joke here I'm just serious.

[@dhavzr23]

wabbit jevil Luigi has extra speed+weight, Mii has +3 speed I think. Those two characters are actually the best middleweights after daisy lmao

[@Madcat56]

@@dhavzr23 who said anything about medium mii? you can make miis heavy, light, or medium

[@cheech6105]

So glad you started the video with no intro. Very refreshing

[@sambo9174]

dont you hate it when you lose your thundercloud

[@Iibraryofruina]

“How to turn off this annoying music” E x c u s e m e ?

[@asmylia9880]

Hi Karen

[@Iibraryofruina]

Asmylia Wℹ️ℹ️🅱️

[@someguy394]

You forgot: "Hell yeah I use the wii wheel! 100% usage rate baby!"

[@Itsanimal938]

*_I’M TRIGGERED! IM A WII WHEEL PLAYER_*

[@isanynameavailable88]

Nathaniel bandy: how sarcasm triggers you

[@goosemaster1654]

youre the best channel to watch instead of thermo lectures

[@iamanintj]

“I like Shy Guy Beach.” Killed me. I’m pretty sure I almost yelled at the TV when I played Shy Guy Beach yesterday.

[@ILoveNumbers_MarioFan]

My favorite saying would be: “Nintendo loves Baby Daisy! That’s why she’s fast, speedy, and cute, and why I love using her! I love automatic drifting-Nintendo should be famous for that!”

[@ironici]

1:27 Well I've got to try it now, don't I?

[@holyroller67]

All it does is makes the screen go crazy and then reverts to normal and you can continue on.

[@goingdiagonal6693]

@@holyroller67 No, you become the baby version of your character!

[@isanynameavailable88]

@@goingdiagonal6693 no I tried it

[@goingdiagonal6693]

@@isanynameavailable88 It's a channel joke. It was in a video where he had to act like a clickbait youtuber, and then in one part, he said going in the rainbow road cannon makes you a baby version of your character.

[@matthewrease2376]

"I miss the coin item" Mario Kart 8 (7?): *BOY HAVE I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU*

[@hagridsham1184]

Mans getting a thousand subscribes a day, can't wait to see what this channel becomes

[@castlecrusher909]

When you do the sarcastic persons voice, you sound like another person completely

[@polypolar715]

0:47 you mean, “I’m gonna choose someone that is not Birdo” #teambirdo #bringbirdoback

[@leviistired3621]

Fuck yeah

[@jarryy4001]

#nobecauseshehasnouse

[@absorbedmytripletsis]

congrats on 10k!!!!!

[@andreacrumlish9976]

"Oh I just love it when I'm a second too slow to unlock the expert staff when I spent an entire day trying to unlock it! Wonderful timing Earth!!!"