101 Ways to Fail in Mario Kart Wii

[@masterdoge17]

0:52 that red shell is really determined!

[@JiggingtonSawface]

MasterDoge17 IKR ! It literally jumped of the track into a gruesome fall!

[@legoclayface]

*S u i c i d e*

[@kd_link1718]

Red shell: ILL KILLLL YOUUUU-

[@sophieheart2707]

Red Shell: tell my friend, I love them

[@Xx_FadedTurd_xX]

“Being a lightweight” “Being a middleweight” Heavyweights: pathetic.

[@SnowyMe1od_y]

Being a heavyweight: *handling*

[@archanavk]

Getting to the finish line

[@pwasma4033]

Mii: You all disappoint me

[@nottwiggy8708]

The problem with heavyweights is the hitbox size

[@comradedyatlov4143]

That's why I love Rosalina! No homo!

[@Kabegami_]

2:04 Don't lie, we all tried that jump

[@bifiankin]

I lost many comrades from it...

[@maplechandelure]

ya

[@rusty8311]

Random weirdo You know you can actually do it, right?

[@Kabegami_]

Rusty I never said it was it was impossible

[@gay_madilynn]

bruh stop calling me out like that

[@mariomaker69420]

what i gathered from this: 1: be heavy 2: be funky kong 3: NEVER hit something or get stuck. 4: always avoid the thunderbolt 5: mk tracks are never the same when in different games

[@tword4284]

@@kwakstudios8648 no

[@kwakstudios8648]

@@tword4284 not all funkys are bad, but the ones I've encountered are pretty annoying

[@tword4284]

@@kwakstudios8648 nooo

[@gabobei1991]

I have never played this game, but it seems like the most broken one out of the franchise.

[@ziwei3070]

kwak studios you misspelled baby daisy

[@JustChllin]

4:07 Daisy: I must go, my people need me

[@MeganB2023]

Lol

[@JAL1403]

lol

[@mbarre123]

3:30 that is the most Mario kart thing I’ve seen

[@montagistkacke7431]

So it would seem.

[@dhavzr23]

Mohamed Barre They charged a standstill mini turbo for no reason tbh (it wasted extra time), if they just drove forward after the blue shell it would’ve been fine.

[@fluffsnowball8557]

@@montagistkacke7431 *Pirates of the Caribbean theme intensifies*

[@videogamer5468]

That’s the shittiest thing I’ve ever seen, TBH It’s pretty much BS

[@lordroy88]

This game is pure evil.

[@killedragonyt6353]

4:07 That is NOT A FAIL, that is INE IF THE BEST SAVES I EVER SEEN IN MY LIVE! WOW

[@CJChilliYT]

@S Cd Google allows kids to make Google accounts now...

[@tomasvillarreal9449]

@S Cd Cool you can tell his age but not what he is saying

[@superluckyandroid9449]

@S Cd you realize those videos could've been a long time ago

[@akw2406]

S Cd dude you sound like 12

[@Nightcaat]

Google _does_ allow children under 13 to make a Google account, but they can’t use KZbin.

[@sushidonut.]

4:52 me as a child using Wii Wheel

[@finjab.3272]

Omg yes

[@mati28287]

same, but over the time i go used to it and now i use it always i play the game.

[@gameandstuff]

Thats why there's a nunchuck

[@aoko2002]

Sushidonut for some weird reason it was harder for me without the wheel lol

[@ACrossingSage24]

You weren't considered cool of you didn't use these.

[@joshtaylor2573]

0:53 that red shell is determined

[@rooftile3747]

The red shell deserved to die big timr

[@sophieheart2707]

Red shell: tell my wife… I love her… DK DONT FORGET ABOUT ME!

[@Joshy-]

4:23 getting double shocked like that actually benifits you as if they all got tcd at the same time, so you are all equal again

[@juliancuellarm.2498]

The game automatically cancels the shortest shock whether it is the thundercloud or the lighting

[@wesley7753]

Bob

[@IRsBlueManMoney-Channel]

What’s tcd mean

[@leo_woodstock]

@@IRsBlueManMoney-Channel shocked by a Thunder Cloud

[@Nessa_nova]

103 : Throwing a blue shell *while you’re in the first place.*

[@ToniCiprianiEntertainment]

It doesn't spawn if you're first lol

[@Nessa_nova]

Toni Cipriani well i had a sort of glitch then 😂

[@martincifuentes7504]

@@ToniCiprianiEntertainment But you can keep it till you get first place an throw it, but it still stupid

[@ZenGamer360]

@@ToniCiprianiEntertainment but you can carry it to first

[@chaoticentityq9974]

104: *BABY DAISY*

[@octaviusroosevelt7355]

I'm not even playing and I feel like rage quitting.

[@thecuber8784]

Lol

[@drewhanilf9283]

Same; I want to hurl a remote in pure frustration.

[@ShawnBaldwin-ic6pi]

That’s MKWII for you

[@GothamStudio]

10:19 how I used to play Mario kart 3:30 how I play Mario kart in 2020 Edit in July 23rd 2021: wow I never knew I had a comment this old lol.

[@jonathanhargraves2241]

I know what you mean, didn't used to be so bad 😕

[@MTCTpl]

13:29 how i play Mario Kart

[@Lem_Gaming]

So true

[@Echko05]

I used to suck but my friends can win now any more.

[@firecat1298]

that's how I still play mario kart

[@jscide3671]

0:50 Redshell: OH NO I'M COMING DOWN THERE WITH YOU!

[@yeonkooweee]

i feel like poofesure has gone through 90% of these situations its honestly painful

[@iamnotjusttellinstoriesiam1858]

LMFAO it's honestly impressive for someone to be that bad at mkwii, still love poof tho

[@ima2319]

Good to know people still playing this game on the Wii

[@nappa3550]

Do you not know of ctgp?

[@alpha4935]

Bruh, you have no idea.

[@TheCrimsonCoon]

A lot of people do.

[@thatoneweirdo2221]

I do my boi.

[@AceNastyy]

Yes

[@HHGamingOfficial]

8:25 when you try to run away from your problems

[@samuelkoca181]

YEP So True

[@Acr0Games]

@@samuelkoca181 this is ironic

[@miniiore]

when the FBI chases you

[@iloveyaoi9701]

It’s nice to see that some people actually play as different characters and not just funky kong Edit: ya’ll I have no idea why I have 1k likes

[@jpluna001]

What do you mean, this isn’t Funky Kong. I mean it’s pretty obvious. There are other character besides funky and daisy, when he got to the bc3 shortcut no one else was there with him, and there was a huge vehicle variety.

[@iloveyaoi9701]

Fiery J no, I was just saying that they’re different characters and not just funky kong like most people are

[@jpluna001]

I love Yaoi it was a joke. Sorry if I made it a little too hard to tell.

[@iloveyaoi9701]

Fiery J ah no, it’s okay

[@bifiankin]

I main bower jr in the mach bike.

[@xtremegamerlegend7466]

6:56 the 3 becomes to a 4 then back to a 3

[@romrom1970]

Are you in 3rd place Well yes but actualy no 6:56

[@Soul_King77]

And then the results show 4

[@Dr-Random]

2:18 whoever did this, you’re a genius

[@bambi6780]

I used to do this all the time, I’m glad I’m not the only one

[@Empexx]

yeah people do this in every worldwide race lol

[@rhonaldzerpa9691]

Extremely Perfect FIB

[@nothing-qp1qh]

Spongebob.

[@MittensWichen]

Banana

[@yazanyaseen10]

14:18 The Blue Shell Synced

[@rhonaldzerpa9691]

Omg

[@kieferculligan4029]

11:16 Ive had this game since like 2010 and never knew about that

[@maplechandelure]

wow I've played this sense 2010 to

[@thatcactus.]

Me too (I got it in 2009)

[@paulobarata5407]

Me too

[@npc_blob1609]

I think I've only ever used it once, when I was like 7. Never did after

[@tekayo63]

same

[@Nightcaat]

3:34 - Should’ve just accelerated because the Lightning Cloud boosts your acceleration. 10:19 - Underrated. 11:16 - That exists?!

[@simon1334]

How do you not know???? I feel soo weird when I know that route

[@ice6358]

I played mario kart wii competitively for 6 years and just found out about that the other day

[@simon1334]

I always go to that *long* cut tho

[@names3904]

people don't know because it's useless as a shortcut

[@ice6358]

@@simon1334 its not a shortcut it's a long cut

[@molliedifazio1605]

1:44 michael jackson has been real quiet

[@nith4126]

mollie mcbutter What?

[@alexjohnson9833]

@@nith4126 Mario goes “hee hee”

[@MittensWichen]

@@alexjohnson9833 he said Yippee

[@alexjohnson9833]

@@MittensWichen I know, I was explaining the joke, it sounds like hee-hee

[@7u15g4m1ng]

​@@alexjohnson9833 shit joke + it doesnt even sound like it at all

[@coreybookman5823]

0:50 that red shell followed DK back down to earth lol

[@oxonexo]

this needs way more views

[@requiem165]

Andrew yup

[@Annika_-jh2up]

I fear no man But that thing in Mario kart: をなたやあはやなたや it scares me...

[@CedBan]

YOOOO trueeeee

[@SunburstFlame]

CedBan what

[@Djay_B]

Is that Katakana for Masahiro Sakurai or something?!

[@Annika_-jh2up]

@@Djay_B what 😂

[@Djay_B]

Annika _2705 What's the Japanese translation?

[@nathanharvell2741]

This was in my recommend... here’s to hoping this blows up

[@bikr2381]

Nathan Harvell same

[@omgryannn]

Nathan Harvell yup

[@jutzinho3818]

Same

[@bruhmoment9366]

I second that motion

[@applechoco483]

Just... not from a blue shell, 'cause that'd be sad.

[@doslaureeenentertainment4902]

The “find the batteries while countdown is going” gave me anxiety just watching

[@c2thefuture]

10:24 I love how the thwomp hits Peach at the same time as the drop

[@OmegaMemeBoss]

10:19 Music matched so heccing perfectly with this moment

[@treegirl5105]

It sure did!

[@SakuraSanUwU]

It's the Grand Finale in the Bowser combat Vs Dark Bowser. Obviously is in the final of the game. Very recommend the music 👍

[@6Alexis8]

@@SakuraSanUwU Yes this music is so good I have the game on my DS

[@MittensWichen]

*i fli*

[@joaorodrigues1477]

what if it was on purpose

[@GirlyAlchemy]

13:40 "97. being bad at the game" poofesure asf

[@notYourBro44]

FINALLY, someone mentions Poof's gameplay outside of his own channel.

[@GirlyAlchemy]

@@notYourBro44 but of course

[@FlickySmith]

i guess

[@comfy88338]

Oh boy, he is gonna have fun once he reaches the Special Cup.

[@linden6352]

nobody: this guy after stopping on track: *wiggle wiggle wiggle*

[@finjab.3272]

I searched for this comment, thank you xD

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

@@finjab.3272 Says the person who searches for overrated comments.

[@lightninglances9178]

Chloekaban salt...

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

@@lightninglances9178 sugar

[@lightninglances9178]

Chloekaban SPOICE

[@madelyn3245]

Ah, this brings back my nostalgia for Mario Kart Wii. Me and my little brother definitely experienced a good amount of these. Best Mario Kart game!

[@davidreyfonsecacastro1405]

Daisy: *get blue'd at the line* also Daisy: OH YEAH!!

[@illusiontullama]

2:50

[@brodiero-solar302]

I miss the days of Nintendo Wii online.

[@juanca12th]

The bossfights online

[@massir7769]

@Brandon SADLER-GRAY ya that or just Wiimmfi, works great!

[@massir7769]

@Brandon SADLER-GRAY ya, I play it when I get the chance, what's your friend code maybe I can add u?

[@massir7769]

@Brandon SADLER-GRAY aww that stinks man, if you have or ever get a decent computer you can always emulate and play online. I'd suggest looking on eBay or something for used Wiis, lowest someone got one for was $12 as far as I know, mint condition.

[@massir7769]

@Brandon SADLER-GRAY ah okay, well best of luck man.

[@squash1799]

2:55 I'm too familiar with this one...

[@meghanavinukonda2476]

It hurts

[@Toadette-]

Same tho!

[@gabbylemii3884]

Yeah that’s a common one for sure

[@MariekeLisette]

Squash Believe me, I know how that feels

[@StarcrossTV]

1:09 Top 10 pictures taken moments before disaster

[@megaedge2762]

Lol

[@Crona_Gowther_Kanato]

8:26 Visual representation of trying to escape junk food 😂, or running from your problems

[@DeletedMemoriez]

12:40 I was like "atleast the shell didn't hit you" , "nevermind then"

[@Sholver]

😂

[@gameandry_98]

12:43 Last famous words😂😂😂

[@mrt8bit692]

I love seeing stuff like this in 2019 Edit: Thank u guys for 50 likes : D

[@ziadeissa3_]

Game is still going strong 11 years and 9 months after releasing

[@Scoobzz]

What if you wanted to go to Heaven? But God said: _You were disconnected from the other players_

[@ElijahArchetype]

[oh dang]

[@kraxkarkax]

@Danielle Smith ...?

[@isaac_aren]

@Danielle Smith bad day?

[@bruhmanbruhman8183]

What we think dead people see *black screen* What they actually see 14:46

[@Scoobzz]

@Danielle Smith calm those tiddes down

[@MrBones-wk1dd]

11:30 luigi screaming after falling off the *2nd* floor

[@jasminejohnston6393]

Haha yeah and when Luigi falls off Rainbow Road and screams “MAAAAAMAAAAAA!” Best line ever recorded by Charles Martinet for Luigi!

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

I’ve got one: Thinking the shop shortcut on Coconut mall is not off-road

[@Cam0_671]

Or thinking its MK7

[@shpaghettishpaghetti6219]

I learned that the hard way when I was like 6.

[@ShadowerzTheFreedomSpreader]

I played the 7 version and in deluxe they brought back the wooden offroad. Since I thought that that section was the same as wii, I drove over it and found it was offroad.

[@thediscodevil0949]

@@Cam0_671 I did the opposite today, lol. I wasted my Mushroom on that shortcut in 7 when I didn’t need to.

[@LeaveTheMark_YT]

3:30 "Just can't cross the line" My favourite one. 🤣

[@timlecros]

C O W T O O K Y O U R P O W

[@snipermew0077]

Unfair Mario kart

[@iamnotjusttellinstoriesiam1858]

looked like he flipped em off at the end 🤣

[@Sean-qg3gg]

103. Mario Karted (Blue shell, red shell, bumped off DKM bridge lap 3, placed on bumped off, placed on bulleted off)

[@weirdchamp4601]

Sean Dunlap literally the end of every race for me

[@Jzombi301]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqLbkqpqpcydo6c

[@Jzombi301]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lWWWlKRpecafkNk

[@doctorcourtneyhunt5660]

Johnzombi The fact that it actually happened to someone feels bad man

[@KrazyCwak]

Did you hack my Wii or something like how can you see my screen

[@Jo-ew7lw]

some of these are just “oh shit i’m not playing mario kart 8 deluxe”

[@rhys3089]

shmless Mario kart wii is a lot more unforgiving when your hit by something, especially stars and rockets

[@razedimensions4995]

Yep

[@lordroy88]

Rhys not at all. You can get hit by a bunch of items in a row, in 8 it’s very fair.

[@SLURPASAUR5237]

@@lordroy88 8 is trash

[@lordroy88]

SLURPASAUR Are you kidding?! I respect your opinion but I love this game!

[@brockm.6261]

102: Getting drafted for WW3 in the middle of a game.

[@viksinha5410]

Wait what???

[@jessicadeiser3832]

ViktheGod it was a joke. It was from 5 months ago when everyone was joking bout ww3. There’s not actually a ww3 😂

[@jessicadeiser3832]

Yet

[@viksinha5410]

Jessica Deiser Yes I know it was a joke

[@kwakstudios8648]

@@mooseears9849 it was quite serious

[@a-man27]

4:53 I dont even know why i. was laughing so mmuch i CAN relate TOO much when happens

[@samuelkoca181]

I Laughed too, so relatable for me

[@bambi6780]

Yes, especially on that specific track

[@chadharr3733]

I KNOW MANN it happend Today for me

[@Sholver]

That's too funny

[@tord6099]

That's why I don't really like out turning vehicles

[@SleepDeprivedGinger]

0:35 That was one dedicated penguin.

[@thatmomentwhen345]

“Being bad at the game” Why you gotta call me out like that

[@sarahmellinger8125]

Nice

[@Martin95399]

They call you cause you are bad

[@erroreffect6505]

1. wow, havent seen this style of vid in a long while 2. there are way more than 101, and with luck like mine 101 per lap is par for the course

[@ericparazak8448]

10:24 the thwomp timing with the music is super satisfying

[@cedarnomad]

“Red shells like it’s Mario Kart 8 Deluxe” I felt that on a spiritual level.

[@schmittdjeson]

*0:53** Red shell: im in!*

[@connershade8500]

Haha just noticed that XD

[@dylantatarian2372]

There is no way this was recently recorded. There aren’t like 11 Funky Kong’s flooding every lobby.

[@kennyholmes5196]

Because there aren't any lobbies at all. Nintendo cut the internet for the wii.

[@FigureFarter]

There's something called Wiimmfi

[@Marcusverse]

Wiimmfi, not Wiimfi

[@FigureFarter]

HBKid There, change it

[@kaidyer8761]

HBKid does it matter I mean u know what he meant

[@FlashbackProductions57]

Things I learned: Don’t pass Joe Kanye West is a teleporter

[@stealthxlightning7486]

11:15 I’ve been playing this game for a decade and just now discovered that💀

[@gogetassjgd17]

Same!

[@sanjaysivakumar9575]

Exactly same

[@KyleA.B.C]

Same

[@claupas24]

Same bro

[@safm986]

Same!!!

[@xanadu_mkw2005]

this is actually the most wholesome MKWii video I've ever seen, that's 15 mins of my childhood right there

[@sixarmedpsycho_9]

Don't forget the extra twelve seconds!

[@mlgmariokarter9847]

8:18 Wario: Sees item Teleporter: HOW BOUT NO

[@bendyandoscarthedandy2361]

Wario: WAAAA

[@illusiontullama]

🤣

[@otterboi4240]

As a failure, I confirm this isn't true. you can fail 563 times

[@Captaingreg12]

@wow it thinks this is my name XD no endless

[@razedimensions4995]

Endless and infinite are the same thing.....

[@vadiem6246]

∞

[@nancydiaz9904]

@The Bread and @Greg Mosier @Raze Dimensions is right

[@ZenGamer360]

@The potato correction INFINITE times

[@manoballimbu4051]

I bet you one day this is going to be on everyone's recommend

[@kr4qqen127]

guess what

[@aSuperCrazydude]

guess what

[@ramirezpardodavid3651]

Guess what

[@fuckhank]

Guess what

[@ItsJrTheFur]

Guess what

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

I love how you time things in this video! Take, for instance, the moment the "In the Final" segment begins at 10:19, you have Peach getting POW Block'd in midair, yet still making the jump, and the moment the intro finishes at 10:25, the Thwomp drops right on her head, as if the Thwomp was listening to the video's soundtrack! Nicely done!

[@SleepDeprivedGinger]

*My best MKW memory:* It was when I was playing Wario’s Gold Mine. I got to the ramp mentioned at #54, but because I was using the Wii Wheel I was about to miss the landing and fall. But luckily (and I mean VERY luckily) I got bumped onto the track by an inanimate object and avoided losing the victory.

[@ayo.2022]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: CreepyProduce: *c o w t o o k y o u r p o w*

[@TobySullivan]

I read this comment right as it came up lol

[@TobySullivan]

@Tommy445 lucky number

[@ayo.2022]

@Tommy445 I truly do not know

[@ayo.2022]

@Tommy445 I truly do not know

[@warblenoise]

""Humour""

[@HeyStarzo]

It’s great to see these are actual occurrences that happened in game rather than it being staged. Congratulations.

[@asai6201]

I never realized how broken was Funky until I saw that literally everyone used it

[@Nightcaat]

Funky isn’t broken; you can win with anyone. The real divide is vehicle choice. The Flame Runner, Mach Bike, and Bullet Bike are undisputedly the best vehicles for each weight class in online play.

[@crack4184]

Funky is good overall in terms of stats but some other characters are specialist and can beat Funky on some tracks

[@Toadette-]

Yeah like dkjp you can win with daisy mach or baby daisy bullet bike, where as tracks with not as sharp of turns your more likely to win with funky kong

[@FrostNapCat]

11:15 I didn't know there was another way

[@nothing-qp1qh]

Same.

[@dylandolsky440]

6:14 Same could be said with any first-person shooter.

[@lreck6957]

15:12 minutes of the shame of my childhood

[@larrygardner8293]

"bomb sniped on a bridge" The IRA would like to know your location

[@campbellblock3061]

102: Using shooting star or sprinter.

[@JoSephGD]

Or the Booster Seat. Or the Phantom

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

Shooting Star isn't that bad

[@campbellblock3061]

@@crustpunkjesuschrist Compared to the inside drifting bikes, it is pretty bad. Compared to other outside drifting bikes and some karts, it is pretty good.

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

@@campbellblock3061 exactly. You could've said Phantom or something like that

[@campbellblock3061]

@@crustpunkjesuschrist I just named two vehicles used multiple times in the video that aren't commonly used because they aren't very good.

[@oatmealtheecat8188]

102: when you slow down in 1st to avoid being hit by the blue shell but it still hits you

[@real_abender]

The "Invisible Fake Item Box" was a snipe that landed perfectly

[@wheat4life106]

I can't believe I watched the whole thing

[@llyriel3881]

This video is just a depressing culmination of my first years of mariokart

[@ice6358]

102: using any Character or kart combination used in this video

[@poggatura]

103: using funky kong or daisy because tryhards

[@omgryannn]

gui on mania that’s not a fail, don’t call someone a try hard because they beat you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@ralvo9819]

counterpoint: 0:54

[@ice6358]

@@ralvo9819 i did say kart not bike

[@pguy334]

104: Not having Wiimmfi

[@darklightpro9361]

2:11 Baby Mario actually went to North Pole if location accurate to meet Santa Claus.

[@lugzthegriffin287]

2:55 this is my most annoying thing in Mario kart

[@Djay_B]

4:08 W H A T A S A V E! This person should be a financial planner!

[@romrom1970]

Peach: *fall* Bill ball: i'm about to save this man all career 4:08

[@mr.sniffly5297]

It didn’t

[@rhonaldzerpa9691]

What a save! What a save! What a save!

[@Djay_B]

**chat disabled for 3 seconds**

[@leodubal5578]

9:26 did you get it? No What did it cost? Everything

[@money_ae]

Lol the marvel reference tho 😂

[@TrevorRS05]

I hope this blows up and gets more people playing this game again! Also this music is great

[@williamjones0]

Lots of people still play the game! CTGP is great proof of this :)

[@TrevorRS05]

@William Jones Yeah i know. I am one of them ;)

[@williamjones0]

@@TrevorRS05 love to hear it 👍

[@adex2]

Sadly they removed the multiplayer

[@williamjones0]

@@adex2 CTGP has online multiplayer! You can play with friends and worldwide randoms. People are pretty active too so it doesn't take long to get into a match.

[@Gl1tchyGuy]

3:33 why did u do a stand still mini turbo when the thundercloud gives u full acceleration?

[@melaniewersonst4626]

Idk why, probably cuz he does

[@missfruitiecutie13]

It’s 1 in the morning and “cow took your pow” just made me laugh so hard

[@JosePerez-qy5hj]

102: Wi-Fi for this software has been discountinued.

[@FaroreMHL]

But you have wiimfi xd

[@kwakstudios8648]

Wiimfi and CTGP: am I a joke to you?

[@CalumHGaming]

How to fail in Mario Kart: Play rainbow road. Enough said

[@Joe-es4ke]

man i've fallen off of rainbow road twice ever. it's not that hard

[@nappa3550]

@@Joe-es4ke try playing it with peeps at 7000 vr. They're ruthless. Get pushed off all the time

[@jubs1726]

I fall off every single time and i play as toad which is a light character

[@nappa3550]

@@jubs1726 I play as a heavy character and I still get bumped off.

[@bambi6780]

Rainbow road and moon view highway

[@carrotcakelover2]

0:57 that lil wiggle

[@Iamverykarpy]

10:25 this is beautiful sync

[@hjholmes341]

Your profile pic is so cringe its good

[@Madcat56]

10:18 so nobody is going to talk about peach being launched into orbit?

[@timlecros]

"It's a small step..."

[@zwch_]

102: Mario Kart physics for the win

[@HS-mn6jc]

Zach now that’s a classic phrase

[@cygnus2954]

8:19 ey good morning kanye

[@ej1304]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[@Redstorm-fi9cq]

0:18 I have been through that SO many times...

[@videogamer5468]

Here’s how to avoid that: Wiimote: Press the 2 Button when the number 2 appears Wiimote & Nunchuck: On the remote, Press the A button when the number 2 appears Classic Controller: Same as Wiimote & Nunchuck GameCube Controller: Press the A button

[@kieraransom3034]

I love how the one is just: Moonview Highway. Nothing else, *just* Moonview Highway 😂😂

[@zekeoric1204]

I've never seen you fail so much (or play so much of any character other than Luigi with the mach bike.) You've come so far in just a year. Great video!

[@sammyjones6730]

97 is quite the emotional rollercoaster

[@scrittle]

13:37

[@waterbucketstudios3754]

3:30 I would honestly scream at the top of my lungs in anger if that happened to me

[@DJ_Level_3]

That happened to me (minus the blue) and I did yell

[@viksinha5410]

This happened to me and I threw the remote against the wall

[@woutwullems7620]

Petition to name this video: all your mario kart pain in one video

[@theresahill14]

1. The Start of Any Race 2. All the item boxes got stolen 3. Failed startup boost 4. Didn't finish the Race 5. Penguins 6. Tricking on the bumps in Toad's Factory 7. Blue shelled in the Worst Spot 8. Thought you could make it 9. Shy Guys on Snowboards 10. Invisible Fake Item Box 11. Didn't trick on the SNES Ghost Valley 2 Shortcut 12. Bullet left you in a bad spot 13. Trying to do the Mushroom Gorge Gap cut on 100CC 14. The cars in Coconut Mall 15. Hitting the pipe in N64 Mario's Raceway 16. Shocked in Off Road 17. Thinking the warp pipe in Double Dash still exists 18. Trying to jump over the large gaps in Rainbow Road 19. Well placed Fake Item Box 20. Thinking the bullet will do shortcuts for you 21. Bomb snipe on the bridge 22. Bomb snipe not on a bridge 23. Mushroom got stolen 24. Falling down the tiniest gap 25. Blue'd at the line 26. Can't decide which path to take 27. Trolls 28. The cone attacked you 29. Just can't cross the line 30. Jerks with Mega Mushrooms 31. Combo'd 32. Bad Last Item 33. Bumped off by someone tiny 34. Being a Lightweight 35. Double Shocked 36. Losing a Thundercloud Fight 37. Trying to snake like it's Mario Kart DS 38. Losing control of your vehicle 39. Thinking the minecart rail is a secret passage 40. Sandbaging 41. Passing a thundercloud, but you're a lightweight 42. Can't find batteries 43. Passing someone with red shells 44. Cow took your Pow 45. Trying new shortcuts 46. Carrying the team and still losing 47. Passing a thundercloud... but getting shocked anyway 48. First place's back spam made it all the way to you 49. The first "shortcut" in Mushroom Gorge 50. Shock spun your rival faster than you 51. Giant Hitbox 52. Being Luigi 53. Getting Stuck 54. Missing the ground 55. You hit the pillar, and it hits back 56. Getting shocked in last 57. Passing a thundercloud at the END of a race 58. Red shells like it's Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 59. Banana sniping yourself 60. Teleporter stole your box 61. Triple green shells disappeared into nothing 62. Red shells that never gave up 63. Thinking the minecarts boost you like in Mario Kart 8 64. Moonview Highway 65. Wiggler 66. The Chain Chomp on Mario Circuit 67. The Chain Chomp on GCN Mario Circuit 68. Laggy thundercloud handoff 69. Determined to get the item box at any cost 70. Thinking "Automatic" mode is the same thing as Smart Steering from Mario Kart 8 Deluxe 71. Target Shocked 72. Thinking the ramp in there from Mario Kart 8 73. Shocked into your own item 74. Not being Funky Kong 75. Thwomp'd 76. Underestimating the size of the hitbox 77. Going out of your way to avoid a thundercloud 78. Can't grab your mushroom 79. Shock prevented you from blocking the shell 80. Being a middleweight 81. Avoiding something bad but falling into something worse 82. Taking the alternate route on GCN Peach Beach 83. Falling into an out of bounds area you didn't know about 84. Trying to hit someone with a dragged item 85. Thinking you can run through trucks while mega 86. Surprise Fire Snake 87. Not following the arrows 88. Bumped into your own shell 89. Bumped into your own banana 90. Missed a checkpoint on the Grumble Volcano Shortcut 91. Random unavoidable green shell 92. Trying to pass a thundercloud 93. Lag Start 94. Shock dodge puts you in the front right when a blue shell comes... 95. Person you badged with got a Thundercloud 96. Getting the item you needed... after the race ended 97. Being bad at the game 98. So good that the CPUs start hacking blue shells 99. Trying to play the online missions in 2019 100. Using a shock at just the right time to give first place a blue shell dodge 101. You were disconnected from the other players

[@templar7547]

5:57 i readed "pow took your cow"

[@esth_88]

Hahahhahahaha I'ma take the cow😂🤑

[@miguellelanscepineda8652]

“Cow to the pow” get it? 😂🤣😂🤣

[@lukeigi7261]

Don’t have a pow man

[@kasyn4871]

0:33 Those damn penguins