Ranking all 36 Mario Kart Wii Vehicles

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[@delta_power3049]

Funky Kong Bike Wii, my favorite racing game

[@raulphilipgoco403]

Ah yes my favourite Nintendo racing game Funky Kong And Co racing

[@MasterMario]

Funky Bike Wii + Funky’s Fury featuring new Funky mode

[@raulphilipgoco403]

@@MasterMario Now featuring Funky Kong from the Donkey Kong Series

[@delta_power3049]

@@raulphilipgoco403 & Diddy

[@alface935]

Funky Bike We

[@honk9643]

3:01 mario kart wii physics moment

[@insanen3rd212]

0:08 "huge variety of vehicles" And the majority of the community still uses the flame runner

[@0v3rgr0wn]

It’s easier on the eyes compared to a room full of Wigglers/Scooties.

[@AlgeArid]

Or mach bike, if they're feeling adventurous

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

I like the Flame Runner 'cuz it's the Bowser bike...

[@nortjr]

@@AlgeArid or the spear if they are feeling rambunctious

[@AlgeArid]

@@nortjr I'm partial to the sneakster myself

[@spartanipods]

I’ve been playing Mario kart for over a decade, and I didn’t know half of these vehicles existed

[@Zakziko]

Lmao

[@natlus_]

Just say you didn’t unlock any vehicles.

[@pluxyio]

No one did

[@natlus_]

@@pluxyio i did 😰

[@pluxyio]

@@natlus_ you what? :O

[@cullenhutchison6528]

The thing about the Zip Zip is that it is used in a TAS world record and may eventually take over RTA as well...

[@kogmawmain8872]

Isn't it used in 2 TAS BKTs? rSL Glitch flap and rDKJP glitch 3 laps

[@cullenhutchison6528]

@@kogmawmain8872 I don't know actually, I don't really keep up with flap BKTs.

[@johnmoore8627]

Which one?

[@cullenhutchison6528]

@@johnmoore8627 DK Jungle Parkway glitch

[@miloreinhart]

And it currently has the RTA world record on shy guy beach....

[@thrillstudios616]

I’m part of the kart minority. I usually play Luigi on Standard Kart, and it make you feel more accomplished when you beat flame runners and mach bikes.

[@Zakziko]

Dude you're an absolute legend if you use the standard kart!!

[@Jellyman1129]

I use my Mii in the Flame Flyer. It has the exact same stats as the Flame Runner and the flames and engine look badass! 😆🔥

[@markymark443]

yea I grew up on Mario Kart 64/Double Dash/DS so I was used to the outside drift of the karts and it was really hard to readjust lol

[@aidyplays1013]

I'm part of the kart minority too, and so far, my favourite bike is the Wario bike because it's easy to adjust to. Edit: I usually just have Luigi on the Wild Wing.

[@superexecuter630]

“When you think of Mario Kart Wii you think of funky Kong on the flame runner” Me who plays as Dry Bowser on the Offroader: pathetic

[@aluigiFromKart]

me with luigi + wild wing:

[@GutsyMacGamer]

Me who plays Dry Bones + Bullet Bike: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@jakeplaysyt6695]

Daisy + mach bike users: am I a joke to you

[@pokemonboi9106]

Baby Luigi +quacker

[@pokemonboi9106]

@@meowst1c yes

[@keyanboker7033]

1:17 spitting straight fax

[@SuperMarioPlushMasters]

I dont know if it’s been said, but it’s Called the Wario bike because it’s from WarioWare, I series of games where Wario is a biker. You can see more of this in super smash bros Where he has his biker outfit, and his side special attack is him on the Wario Bike.

[@keyanboker7033]

Why is tjere no game to waluigi thats just mean

[@FigureFarter]

@Deadly Duck The closest we had was Psycho Waluigi but that's fanmade

[@10-volt]

No true warioware fan thinks waluigi should be in it, he just doesn’t fit

[@BabzaiWWP]

wario should of had his biker outfit when on bikes like how the princesses do

[@MKWahPhil]

My list: 36: Jetsetter 35: Phantom 34: Bit Bike 33: Standard Bike S 32: Baby Booster 31: Cheep Charger 30: Standard Bike M 29: Sugarscoot 28: Zip Zip 27: Standard Kart S 26: Wario Bike 25: Daytripper 24: Classic Dragster 23: Tiny Titan 22: Offroader 21: Sprinter 20: Standard Kart M 19: Standard Bike L 18: Standard Kart L 17: Quacker 16: Piranha Prowler 15: Blue Falcon 14: Super Blooper 13: Flame Flyer 12: Jet Bubble 11: Shooting Star 10: Mini Beast 9: Honey Coupe 8: Wild Wing 7: Spear 6: Dolphin Dasher 5: Magikruiser 4: Sneakster 3: Bullet Bike 2: Mach Bike 1: Flame Runner This list's focus is on how good a vehicle is online. Time Trials, how it looks, and other things don't effect this list.

[@Zakziko]

Awesome list man!!

[@gunner201]

I dont agree with jetsetter being the worst vehicle

[@gunner201]

its viable on automatic

[@MKWahPhil]

@@gunner201 It's better on automatic but very far from "viable"

[@gunner201]

@@MKWahPhil Well from my own personal experience i have gotten top spots with this vehicle online even in good rooms

[@legoclayface]

Unpopular opinion: the Phantom is actually a decent bike. Sure, it's an outside drifter with a low drift stat, but all you have to do is start drifting earlier than you would an inside drift bike and you can easily work around this. The bike also features a solid balance of speed and acceleration, making it unnecessary to do a stop boost after you've been hit with an item. I won many races using the bike even on tracks with tight turns, people just don't know how to properly use the bike.

[@lrodshrek6086]

The zip zip roasts aged poorly

[@Ideabot_69]

My favorite combo to use when I played casually back in the day was Waluigi on the Wario Bike. It's so funny seeing that magnificent lanky bastard riding a motorcycle that was custom-built for Wario, whose legs are like 1/6 as long as Waluigi's.

[@zer0_iz_d34d]

Same, except I used King Boo with it because I loved his goofy laugh when I was a kid

[@dahomeboi9759]

Imo, the Magikruiser is the most fun to use because of the off road and it being an inside drift bike.

[@gamecubeplayer]

i love the wild wing and i use it on wiimmfi

[@Zakziko]

That's awesome man!!

[@zesnowpea6347]

I feel like I’m undergoing the Mandela effect, because I could’ve sworn that this game had a tractor as a vehicle you could use

[@ryanbell6545]

Could be the tiny titan getting mixed up in your memory

[@friskycalibri2293]

It could also be language related. The Rally Romper's spanish name is Minitractor.

[@AldyBoi1]

Amazing video! I liked how you used more aspects than just the stats alone but including stuff like popularity. Keep it up!

[@Zakziko]

Thank you dude!!

[@kart5486]

Hey@@Zakziko , was wondering if I could clip the part where you said that the MK8 vehicles feel too similar, 'cause I'm making a MK8 mod, and wanted to include this part in my first YT vid.

[@Zakziko]

@@kart5486 Of course bro

[@MontagnaMagica]

Dolphin Dasher is criminally-underrated on this list.

[@petitpanierdosier3206]

Yes but a lot of people don't really know anything about the stats of the vehicles and characters. The same who will say walluigi gives you drift boost lmao...

[@markymark443]

It's almost as good (if not as good) as the Magikruiser on a course like Shy Guy Beach

[@MontagnaMagica]

@@markymark443 Yes, and online, that extra weight comes in handy versus the Magikruiser.

[@campbellblock3061]

@@petitpanierdosier3206 Yes it is really frustrating when people use the actual stat bars to make claims for stats

[@petitpanierdosier3206]

@@campbellblock3061 or the yellow orange red chart when you type mkwii stats on google image lol

[@beardeddragonlad5896]

Why Do People not appreciate The Honeycoupe? It has great Speed, Weight, Drift, and Mini-Turbo. It's Legitimately op.

[@beardeddragonlad5896]

Dolphin Dasher actually had a world record before on mushroom gorge for 1 day btw.

[@greninjamariokartpokemonfan]

The Sneakster also had a world record on Mushroom Gorge, but this one was for 87 days.

[@alokbilkhu]

You said exactly how awful the jetsetter is - someone needed to! I love how you said the rest of the stats were non-existent!

[@fakebox7337]

Really nice video! Definitely gonna subscribe. I main Baby Luigi + Mini Beast so it's nice to see it up somewhat high on the list.

[@Zakziko]

Thanks man yeah I love it when people main karts!!

[@fakebox7337]

@@Zakziko Yeah I main karts becauss they are very fun to use. Bikes are fun to use as well but when I win the Mini Beast, I feel overjoyed because its a lot harder to win with it. Not to mention, orange mini-turbos are so satisfying to pull off. I don't know why but I've always loved pulling off mini-turbos and just drifting a lot.

[@cloudythewolf5449]

Honestly my fave combo. Baby Luigi with the Mini-Beast Either that or the Bullet Bike

[@blibblab222]

considering i’m only 13 and grew up with the PAL version of the game, i’m happy that someone else actually knows the names of them. you never see anyone calling it the bowser bike. always the flame runner (but flame runner does sound better)

[@djbreadx]

finally another pal player!

[@FigureFarter]

No one calls it the booster seat anyway, everyone calls it the baby booster

[@djbreadx]

@@FigureFarter yeah booster seat is a dumb name, its one of the few times where the pal name is better. Also which name do you prefer, shooting star or twinkle star?

[@FigureFarter]

@@djbreadx Either is good

[@yerman0564]

@@djbreadx B Dasher MK 2 is miles ahead of Sprinter though.

[@SansioKongCountry]

Aye, great video you made here lad! I don't play competitively but I've played this game for a LOOOOONG time, and even played online a bit when it was still up! I was not keen on what vehicle was best and just used what I wanted to that day lol. Nowadays I know much more and I definitely main Funky with either the Flame Runner or Flame Flyer, not just because he's basically the best character stats wise, but also personality wise lol.

[@Zakziko]

Yeah man Funky kong is such a legendary character

[@hyperauto1240]

Such an old game, yet still very fun to play. Wild Wing was my very first vehicle of choice back when I started playing the game. I just unlocked the Sprinter and Mii Outfit B yesterday, after many years of playing it. I thought it could be as good as the Wild Wing, but I just couldn't drift it as well in 150cc, which I totally understand it belongs to the same class as Blue Falcon and Jetsetter, and it still averages out pretty decently, depending on how fast I wanted to go in that thing. Zip Zip, I thought is more close towards the standard bikes, though with more offroad but way less drift. Here is My List: 36. Jetsetter 35. Daytripper 34. Wario Bike 33. Phantom 32. Booster Seat 31. Sugarscoot 30. Bit Bike 29. Zip Zip 28. Super Blooper 27. Standard Kart L 26. Standard Kart M 25. Standard Kart S 24. Sprinter 23. Standard Bike L 22. Standard Bike M 21. Standard Bike S 20. Offroader 19. Piranha Prowler 18. Blue Falcon 17. Tiny Titan 16. Shooting Star 15. Dolphin Dasher 14. Jet Bubble 13. Flame Flyer 12. Honey Coupe 11. Mini Beast 10. Classic Dragster 9. Cheep Charger 8. Sneakster 7. Spear 6. Quacker 5. Magikruiser 4. Wild Wing 3. Bullet Bike 2. Mach Bike 1. Flame Runner Definitely agree with top 4 for sure!

[@mablem487]

Who's here after the Rapide got a world record? (Shy Guy Beach Glitch)

[@grannest5050]

Honestly I think you should mention the Flame Flyer Acceleration stat. When you play it sometimes you litteraly want to charge a mini turbo after a shock or just hitting a wall because its accel is soooo trash ! Good list and arguments btw I've enjoyed the video ^^

[@Zakziko]

Thank you fella. The acceleration stat for me isn’t that important since if you charge a mini turbo after you won’t lose too much time. If you couldn’t charge a mini turbo then yeah the acceleration stat would be a big problem with some vehicles

[@georgehunter2175]

@@Zakziko In my opinion, its acceleration is so poor that it feels like stand still mini turbos are necessary even after slipping on a banana or after a shock. Probably just my irritation with how slow it is to speed up after losing half its speed but still. Enjoyed the vid tho!

[@danielhuszar2248]

This was such a cool video to watch.

[@Zakziko]

Thanks homie

[@hmmmmm1844]

Nice video dude

[@UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton]

When I was younger long ago I never knew the Flame Flyer was the best kart in the game but remember using Funky on the kart all the time

[@nikideca]

Underrated video :)

[@Zakziko]

Thank you!

[@ShiftyGuy777]

11:11 Glad to see my favorite vehicle this high on the list. Waluigi does indeed help Flame Flyer's issue.

[@christiangrant4357]

Zakziko: the dolphin dasher is more like an offroad vehicle Magikruiser: am I a joke to you?

[@electricboi9319]

Accurate list. Tho I will always and forever stay true to my man Toad and the amazing Minibeast! My favorite combination

[@Feesh6]

Finally a Mario kart tier list that ranks with pretty points

[@jt_mallett_ii]

Great video

[@Coop-su5zt]

Nice list 👍 I agree with this list for the most part but also another reason the flame runner is the best is because of its hit box to do glitches such as bowsers castle’s one

[@MKWahPhil]

I think the main reason why the Flame Runner is the best vehicle is because it's the only inside drifting bike that has great speed, weight, drift and mini turbo which are the most important stats.

[@Coop-su5zt]

Yes I agree but this stat also is a good but less then op

[@campbellblock3061]

Mach bike’s hitbox is better at bc glitch though

[@kingdice9642]

That looks like the bowser bike (is there even a vehicle in the game called flame runner?)

[@BillyBillyandMandyReal]

They're literally the same vehicle with different names

[@rouge4736]

GREAT VIDEO I SAY THE PHANTOM IS WORSER EVEN DOH IT LOOKS DOPE

[@peke6987]

seeing the "fat guy!" mii brings back so much memories...

[@thetrafficlight3326]

creepyproduce?

[@FigureFarter]

@@thetrafficlight3326 Yep

[@anthonycote-girard5941]

The best kart looking is for me the Wild Wing (so perfect)

[@jayj7463]

Really good video

[@Zakziko]

Thanks man!!

[@tomsmithok]

I would love to see the Mario Kart DS karts ranked someday

[@ad4lat]

I’ve watched this video about 3 times already man

[@Zakziko]

Lmao thats awesome bro!!

[@keyanboker7033]

Pathetic.

[@MKWahPhil]

Same xD

[@elboyosupreme]

When I was a young kid I mained the mach bike not knowing it was one of the best vehicles in the game lol

[@gaws9476]

Nice video!

[@Zakziko]

Appreciate it man!!

[@gaws9476]

Keep up the good work!

[@foamblaster]

ive been playing mario cart for my whole life and i didnt know u could play online

[@elkarlo1593]

I almost always choose the vehicle based on appearance, and that's why I modded my Mario kart Wii I have Rosalina on the Wario Car from Double Dash, Rambi Rally from Mario Kart DS, and Ralph's Wrecking Truck from Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed

[@craigstephenson7676]

Standard bike is underrated IMO it’s the best of the outside drift bikes (best of the worst but still)

[@rossduncan9516]

The standard bikes are definitely up there. I'd say the shooting star is the best outside-drift bike tho simply due to its favourable stat-spread whereas the standard bikes are... well, standard.

[@s1kicks]

@@rossduncan9516 agreed, only if The Shooting Star was an inside drifting bike it would be top tier

[@rossduncan9516]

@@s1kicks No doubt. Bullet Bike level at least, possibly even on par with the Mach. Can compete on turns with drift and MT and it doesn't lose as much time off of ramps due to being a Heavyweight vehicle. Lower speed than both is really the only issue.

[@s1kicks]

@@rossduncan9516 facts, you actually can get a mod to make the shooting star inside drift but idk how to get that mod lmao

[@iSkully99]

I quite like the standard bike. I always used it back in online battle modes so got really familiar with it that way.

[@EmilyS1234]

The daytripper looks awesome!

[@Ravenerpo]

top tier video

[@Zakziko]

Thanks!

[@jinh605]

the fact that the zip zip has a world record now is crazy. this game is so crazy.

[@niculiat]

New sub :D

[@Zakziko]

Thanks fella

[@Chicken96809]

My list: 36: jetsetter 35: phantom 34-32: standard bikes 31: zip zip 30: sugarscoot 29: wario bike 28-26: standard karts 25: bit bike 24: super blooper 23: off-roader 22: booster seat 21: tiny titan 20: cheep charger 19: blue falcon 18: daytripper 17: classic dragster 16: sneakster 15: piranha prowler 14: jet bubble 13: sprinter 12: shooting star 11: flame flyer 10: Magikruiser 9: honey coupe 8: wild want 7: mini beast 6: Dolphin dashser 5: Quacker 4: Spear 3: Mach bike 2: bullet bike 1: flame runner This focuses on stats and stats only

[@sidritvejseli704]

Twd98 turned ones the shpoting star into an inside drifting bike. It was amazing

[@Mullkaw]

A few MKWii vehicle facts not mentioned in the video (a lot are pulled from mariowiki, but 🤫): Zip Zip/Rapide: has the highest off-road (62) of any medium size vehicle (it was mentioned that it was the 3rd best, the first two are both small vehicles. Sugarscoot/Bon Bon: has the same speed (32) as the goddamn Quacker: a vehicle known for having very poor speed Wario Bike: Design directly from the WarioWare series; highest handling (56) of any large vehicle. Handling *is* useful for outside drifting vehicles, as they can't rely on their drift for quick maneuvering Phantom: Has the single lowest drift stat in the game, which is surprising, because you would expect a kart to hold that title. Also has the same off road (56) as the Dolphin Dasher: a vehicle known for having good off-road Bit Bike: The vehicle with the lowest speed (25) in the game. Booster Seat/Baby Booster: The _kart_ with the lowest speed (27) in the game. The kart counterpart to the Bit Bike, except the Bit Bike can wheelie, so this may as well be the game's slowest vehicle. Super Blooper/Turbo Blooper: Correction: it has the third lowest drift (21), not the second. Bottom two are the Offroader (18) and the aforementioned Phantom (17). Blue Falcon: Design directly from the F-Zero vehicle of the same name. As F-Zero is known for speed, MKWii's Blue Falcon is also the fastest small kart, having the same speed stat as the Flame Runner (60) Tiny Titan/Rally Romper: it should come as no surprise that it is the kart with the highest off-road. I mean look at those tires, did you really think any kind of terrain would slow it down? lmao Mini Beast/Concerto: The kart with the highest mini-turbo (64) in the game. Anyone who has used it can tell you that its super mini turbo lasts for eons. Its mini-turbo is part of what gives it the kart BKTs it has. Flame Runner/Bowser Bike: The Japanese name of this vehicle is the スーパーバウザー _Super Bowser_ which is one of the few instances of Bowser's international name being used in a game's Japanese video. Cool video mate!

[@Zakziko]

Wow I missed a lot of things haha

[@greninjamariokartpokemonfan]

My Vehicle Ranking 36th: Bit Bike (ODB) 35th: Booster Seat (K) 34th: Cheep Charger (K) 33rd: Zip Zip (ODB) 32nd: Sugarscoot (ODB) 31st: Daytripper (K) 30th: Classic Dragster (K) 29th: Sprinter (K) 28th: Wario Bike (ODB) 27th: Phantom (ODB) 26th: Offroader (K) 25th: Jetstetter (K) 24th: Standard Bike S (ODB) 23rd: Standard Kart S (K) 22nd: Tiny Titan (K) 21st: Blue Falcon (K) 20th: Quacker (IDB) 19th: Mini Beast (K) 18th: Standard Bike M (ODB) 17th: Standard Kart M (K) 16th: Standard Bike L (ODB) 15th: Standard Kart L (K) 14th: Shooting Star (ODB) 13th: Super Blooper (K) 12th: Jet Bubble (IDB) 11th: Piranha Prowler (K) 10th: Dolphin Dasher (IDB) 9th: Magikruiser (IDB) 8th: Sneakster (IDB) 7th: Wild Wing (K) 6th: Honeycoupe (K) 5th: Flame Flyer (K) 4th: Spear (IDB) 3rd: Bullet Bike (IDB) 2nd: Mach Bike (IDB) 1st: Flame Runner (IDB)

[@StormySharki]

I beat all of my dads time trials with bowser junior and the sneaker, while he used funky Kong and the flame runner, i was about 8 years old lol and knew nothing about Mario kart Wii’s meta

[@Tom-vx7qh]

"the name is a mouthful" Yeah that's what happens when you say "B Dasher Em Kay Two" It's the "B Dasher Mark Two" my man

[@Zakziko]

Oh crap never realised that lmao

[@MKWahPhil]

Lol I always thought the MK would mean Mario Kart and I always got confused because there's no Mario Kart 2 xD

[@ZitrusCS]

Your editing style and energy is incredible, you just need a better mic!!

[@Zakziko]

Thank you bro yeah hopefully in the future I can get one

[@minjaeryu8176]

Wow this was so much better than troy’s tier list. Comical, geneneralistic, funny, and very interactive!

[@Zakziko]

Thank you fella

[@minjaeryu8176]

@@Zakziko np

[@coryo.3898]

Great this is the great challenge

[@Real21Gamer]

Funky and Daisy Bike Wii, my favourite racing game

[@LivPC]

I will forever defend my Toad in Magikruiser choice, what a great combo

[@RGC_animation]

I used to use the standart L bile, realised my mistake way too late

[@campbellblock3061]

I would put zip zip at least mid tier since it has two tas bkts currently (although for joke reasons lol) Additionally, quacker actually has rr glitch because of the wheel placement on the hitbox; weight alone has no effect in time trials.

[@jase5432]

Dry bones + Bullet bike is literally the only combo I used as a kid

[@agentblackbird9435]

*Sobs in being former Zip Zip main* 🥲 I have a soft spot for it because of that and it arguably being one of if not the most forgotten vehicle in the game like you said

[@CherryColaCake]

When I think of MKWii... I think of Yoshi-Wild Wing

[@hyperauto1240]

Same!

[@cmrobbins88]

I definitely liked using the Sprinter for the aesthetic but the Wild Wing was my go-to in almost every race. Also I sucked with the bikes so normally I never picked them.

[@cookiehawk]

3:00 I didn’t even know you could do that with a bullet 💀

[@harduken5248]

yes indeed

[@thespearmeister2251]

I wonder how this list would look nowadays, with vehicles like the Shooting Star and the Zip Zip having WR's, snd the fotmer kicking so much ass in the TAS scene that it allowed Spear to almost supercede Flame Runner in BKT count.

[@MarouaneTF]

There is no way i just saw the dolphin dasher below the jet bubble

[@allacid]

You R an underrated youtuber

[@Zakziko]

Thanks!

[@redscorpion9411]

Since I’m a Kart guy in Mario Kart, I’ve used the Wild Wing as my vehicle of choice. Sometimes I’ve beaten my brother in a bike with the Wild Wing!

[@MKWahPhil]

Great list for the most part, I would only chage some things (I'm mostly looking at stats): In my opinion the Jetsetter and the Phantom are by far the worst vehicles. I don't think the Wild Wing should be at number 4. In my opinion it should be at number 8 or someting like that and right behind it I would place the Mini Beast, Honey Coupe and Flame Flyer. My list of inside drifting bikes looks like this: 9: Quacker 8: Jet Bubble 7: Spear 6: Dolphin Dasher 5: Magikruiser 4: Sneakster 3: Bullet Bike 2: Mach Bike 1: Bowser Bike Other then those points I agree with your list. Great job!

[@Zakziko]

Yeah if the list was mostly based on stats than you are correct. I feel like the Spear would at least be top 5 inside drifting bikes though.

[@campbellblock3061]

Interesting putting magikruiser ahead of dolphin dasher. It is better on rsl and sgb, but it has lower speed and drift for other tracks

[@MKWahPhil]

@@campbellblock3061 Yeah I can't really decide which one's better. Dolphin Dasher might be better honestly.

[@myce4607]

Godc

[@yolojocolo5523]

One big reason I like mk wii karts a lot is because of how many you have to earn with grand pris and time travels instead of just getting coins or just starting with almost everything.

[@JaysoMK]

Did you just put the dolphin dasher befor the wild wing and the quacker and jet bubble, flame flyer and the mini beast Zakziko are you ok?

[@Zakziko]

No

[@JonnyTheRWBYDude2004]

My favorite combo: Diddy Kong in the Sneakster Unpopular opinion: Outside drifting is better for me, since I use karts too not just karts

[@MrNapkino]

The bit bike actually holds the world record for grumble volcano glitch, you should’ve mentioned that.

[@chilln0648]

It used to, but it doesn’t anymore

[@Zakziko]

The quacker holds that record now

[@MrNapkino]

@@Zakziko oh, my bad

[@DeathGamer-8200]

Also, the game doesn't die because of what you say at the beginning, it's broken(a speedrun reason), having a course as a meme(coconut mall), and more.

[@joannatravers5682]

The nostalgia 😢

[@aidankerrigan5640]

Kinda offended that the baby booster was ranked so low

[@Zakziko]

LOL sorry mate

[@dark_galaxy73]

you monster, sugarscoot is in my top 5.

[@jackk.33]

I always use Yoshi in the sneakster so seeing it in the top 10 made me smile :)

[@alokbilkhu]

If course it's top ten - it's inside drift!

[@jackk.33]

@@alokbilkhu that’s true

[@alokbilkhu]

@@jackk.33 Only the dolphin dasher finished outside the top 10 out of the inside drift vehicles, and that was still 12th.

[@jcplays5831]

11:55 hah! That’s honestly pretty cool

[@beardeddragonlad5896]

every car ranked: (Worst) 18. Jetsetter 17. Sprinter / B Dasher MK 2 16. Baby Booster / Booster Seat 15. Cheep Charger 14. Super Blooper / Turbo Blooper (Mediocre) 13. Offroader 12. Blue Falcon 11. Classic Dragster / Nostalgia 1 10. Pirahna Prowler 9. Standard Car S 8. Standard Car L 7. Standard Car M 6. Daytripper (Good) 5. Tiny Titan / Rally Romper 4. Mini Beast / Concerto 3. Flame Flyer (Great) 2. Wild Wing 1. Honeycoupe / Dragonetti

[@SeaOfPixels]

Jetsetter/Sprinter/Blue Falcon are automatic karts, don't use them on manual. They are pretty good when using automatic, though it's a whole new style of gameplay you have to learn. Once you learn how to handle them, they are between the best manual karts and the worst inside drift bikes as far as viability goes.

[@friskycalibri2293]

Only the Aero Glider and B-Dasher Mk.2 are better in auto. The Blue Falcon actually has a usable miniturbo stat.

[@SeaOfPixels]

@@friskycalibri2293 It's close, but a part of what I was saying was that those were good Auto karts, and there are better karts than Blue Falcon if you want to use Manual.

[@friskycalibri2293]

@@SeaOfPixels Fair Enough. It's also character dependant too, so the auto/manual viability fluctuates.

[@DeathGamer-8200]

You got the number one bike correct because it is the best bike and vehicle in mario kart wii (because of the stats in the vid) and has 25 amazing world records, which is insane! Plus, it has been used for most of the tas shortcuts for cc difficulties like 100, 150, 200, 300, and 400. (Too bad it can't beat the human that beat the tas in one of the bowser castle courses)(yes there is a vid for that)

[@campbellblock3061]

Flame runner is not as good as mach bike on 200cc, flame runner is definitely not good on 300cc or 400cc, and there is a wip tas bkt that is faster than wr

[@wildvolt]

jetsetter main here, its best when paired with a character with a mini turbo bonus, like the mii, rosalina, and especially dry bowser and wario it makes the goldens feel significantly stronger, and yeah, its a hard vehicle to master, but once you get the hang of using it, you'll be surprised at just how well it competes online (provided no items screw you over) i'd suggest practicing with 100cc before going back to 150cc also, some turns like the super sharp turn on snes mario circuit 3, you'll need to go outward, start a drift, and immediately cancel and hop into a 2nd drift to make it without slowing down you could also use it on auto for much more mobility, but with auto you'll probably want funky kong (i suck at auto lol)

[@Zakziko]

Wow dude huge respect to you for maining the jetsetter. I would love to see you do some races on that!!

[@wildvolt]

i could race with you some point if you wanted

[@Zakziko]

Yeah I will hopefully set up a discord one day and we can make it happen

[@CrisWas_Taken]

Jetsetter sucks but not bottom 5, but you’re pretty much forced to use characters with a mt bonus since u already have so much speed. Double drifting helps but its drift is still bad and the jetsetter can’t grip the ground to save its life. Gets hit by back items easliy. Jetsetter is not the worst vehicle all in all.

[@wildvolt]

@@CrisWas_Taken i believe the jetsetter has the 10th best overall times in time trials, it can definitely compete online with enough practice unfortunately people like troy toting it as the worst vehicle ever has given it a bad reputation

[@maxbabl2691]

Good video

[@Zakziko]

Thanks!

[@Drawn_Together_Lover]

The Dolphin Dasher will forever be the bike of my heart. I loved that bike!

[@thecursedlullafairy]

Same with phantom ❤️

[@UltraMarioLegendz]

I’m not the kind of guy to throw this around very often, but... You need more subscribers!! Awesome video mate! :)

[@Zakziko]

Appreciate it my guy

[@UltraMarioLegendz]

@@Zakziko Keep up the quality work!

[@waluigibinladen7859]

My jam back in the day was Waluigi or dry bowser on the bowser bike

[@adekiz]

sugarscoot used to be my main, now its the mach bike lolll

[@greninjamariokartpokemonfan]

I bet if the Phantom and Zip Zip had better speed and drift, and if they had inside drift, they wouldn't be the laughing stocks of Mario Kart Wii anymore. Similarly, if the Shooting Star had inside drift, it would easily compete with the Flame Runner, and if the Jet Bubble had similar stats to the Sneakster and Spear, it being the fastest small bike (just as the Blue Falcon is the fastest small vehicle) would allow it to compete with the aforementioned vehicles.

[@stevesamuals2651]

"the wario bike is one of the worst bikes." *Me, who got three stars on all cups with the wario bike* "what mate?!

[@nicholasrehmeier3273]

In my opinion the wild wing and the offroader are both my favorites in the game

[@Gex8202]

The Offroader is actually pretty good, its only the speed stat which kinda holds its back

[@greninjamariokartpokemonfan]

​​@@Gex8202The Offroader has awful drift and a huge hitbox. Those also hold it back, and Drift is one the most important stats in the game.