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[@catoninetales]

Zyler deserves an Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his role as "Rich Person's Smug Cat"

[@ahhhh6761]

Lmao, I love this

[@quacknaround]

He is Bond villan cat.

[@aylindemirhan3657]

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[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@terriemoulton1084]

He does it so well

[@chocoshrooms7545]

“This will be a business expense” Ben looking at the taxes: the hell Edit: don’t forget to show y’all’s support on the video! We love you simply!

[@clairetq]

@@aestaetic07 lol (edit: it looks like someone deleted their replies)

[@AreebProductions]

@@aestaetic07 they deleted, so should you

[@M1ssApocolypse]

Name twin 😃

[@ANKAY21]

@@clairetq what comment did they comment

[@ANKAY21]

Cristine liked it bahahahahahahaha

[@SoularSlothesk]

I honestly didn't think this would turn into a criticism and even further an analysis of capitalism and consumption, but I'm here for it.

[@amourejones8201]

All the way for it.

[@verynotreally]

She's imitating Contrapoints (she shouts her out at the end), so if you like that section, check her videos out.

[@Ash-mo7oc]

Omg I love her all the more for it lol. Contrapoints is bea so its awesome to see her add a little philosophy on capitalism.

[@ahoweO7]

And then a menchi montage. All around 10/10

[@MD-tj4ol]

On the contrary, I was absolutely expecting that type of commentary throughout the video but the skit at the end was fun and informative

[@kikohernandez4539]

The Gucci x The North Face tent is “such a collector’s item that a bear might kill you for it” 😂😂😂 I busted out laughing in the middle of the night while my family was sleeping hahaha

[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@atika2010]

Busted or Burst??

[@kikohernandez4539]

@@atika2010 both are correct according to Cambridge Dictionary 😅

[@ashleyoliva7588]

@@atika2010 yeah you can say busted out laughing or burst out laughing. They both work.

[@LearnEnglishEveryDayESL]

I honestly never expected to hear "Raw Dogging" and "Base Coat" in the same sentence, but I'm here for it.

[@emeraldmartin2687]

I was thinking the same thing had to find the comment 😂😂😅

[@dazzzled19]

I nearly spit out my coffee 😅😂

[@rust_spk]

i spit out my food when i heard it

[@MuseVicious]

Love the Hasan reference

[@zetusaquarittarius]

This was the comment I was looking for 😹 wtf Christine that was hilarious

[@paperxpens5508]

Absolutely loving how Cristine is flexing her nail polish business as well as her degrees in this video! Truly showing how intelligent people can also be goofy and creative

[@Parveen-sh4vv]

Creative people are intelligent

[@lauravampire1276]

The sociology lesson and House of Mencci trailer were pure masterpieces.

[@myhlosic]

The House of Menchie trailer was amazing

[@kathleenstrahm4291]

*slow, amazed 👏 applause

[@rachelrecycles369]

Now I really want a whole line of holotaco named House of Mencci!

[@RoyalReyna]

I would watch a whole series of house of mencci lol

[@aylindemirhan3657]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH6ZiqqMqch9oMk

[@sachiy2893]

i wasnt expecting to get educated on consumerism in our capitalistic society under the influence of (well) influencers and upper class individuals but im not disappointed at ALL

[@abbiemason5462]

She just gave us a sociology lesson at the end and it was better than my sociology teacher explaining it

[@JYYB]

Better than any school teacher….😂. This is real life situations and truthbut the comment got me LOLing

[@ahltcoindaihly2365]

Lol

[@sebastiangerena1724]

I love the reference to @ContraPoints

[@aylindemirhan3657]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH6ZiqqMqch9oMk

[@mayak1666]

i loved it

[@Thehappytapdancer]

That whole “house of mencci” was so silly and wonderful and I loved every second of it! We need more silly Cristine.

[@katesteele1319]

cristine*

[@jelly_hgjgghcrhg10yearsago32]

@@katesteele1319 omg lol

[@salmaellianna5962]

The bottles are cute, that’s about it

[@ManuRitchie]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that Cristine gave us her conspicuous consumption lecture in bed wearing sunglasses, a fluffy robe, and cat ears…. While petting a cat. PEAK SimplyNailogical 🤣

[@SquishyMushy]

Pretty sure she was inspired by contrapoints

[@periperiwinkle92]

that was a homage to contrapoints and tbh christine KILLED IT I could tell what she was doing straight away and I loved every second of it

[@jacksonmaner5997]

SimplyContralogical

[@leyrounni1304]

I adoooored the ContraPoints bit, she even used the same cadence and wording as Natalie would have

[@BestJannaInBronze]

That was my favorite moment since cellular life evolved on Earth.

[@BatyBug]

I was really hoping for a wear test, though. Not because I’m thinking about buying Gucci polish, but because I want to hear all the hilarious observations from Cristine.

[@itsAshleysVlogs]

Maybe she’ll update us on her snap or something? I hope so

[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@chawndel8279]

Probably not included because the two biggest factors in wear time are base coat and top coat.

[@kylacook9333]

"This will be a business expense" Is what I sound like trying to convince myself I need something I don't need

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

Literally same

[@nataliehughes1119]

This was a breath of fresh air. I don't understand why one would buy Gucci when you could support a smaller local business for a fraction of the cost. Bonus points if the business donates a portion of profits to a charity. Nice things don't always have to come with a label.

[@vennitahensley4841]

NOR the PRICE TAG. GUCCI NEEDS to Stick with CLOTHING, NOT NAIL POLISH...SHE NAILED THIS VIDEO...NEW MEMBER,HERE.WOOHOO

[@driley5004]

I agree. and also the fact that people are obsessed with it, and the pieces are absolutely hideous.

[@hiyakotecha6053]

Also we all know that these big brands are the ones that come out with THE WORST QUALITY of nail polish...even worse than the cheapest nail polish you can get at drugstores

[@aylindemirhan3657]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH6ZiqqMqch9oMk

[@tiffanylastinger3925]

Or get a completely unique item that is handmade with skills

[@StormTheBase]

loving the error symbols in the "what do you think" clip, REALLY CAPTURES THE CHAOTICNESS OF IT!

[@grimgracious]

She was really generous. Those colors were awful - so sheer and streaky. I haven't bought a polish in the last few years from Walmart that was even close to being that bad.

[@taniaihsanahmad4997]

Cristine: never throws away her old ass phone Also Cristine: spends 100s of dollars on nail polish that she doesnt like or need.

[@denia1594]

Yea, but she will make more on the video 😉

[@Skittl1321]

That's because the phone isn't a business expense :)

[@victoria.lyden24]

she has a iphone 12 now

[@shawn.spencer]

Well yeah, because with the video she's going to make at least double the amount she spent on those polishes. Which isn't' bad of course

[@nassj6593]

Also, it counts as a business expense and research 😏

[@MyvIsLove2]

cristine destroying big brands was the best content from her ever

[@jasmingovers4403]

Ikr

[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@Redst100]

She’s a big brand too

[@shahranhussain6037]

mencci > contrapoints > Gucci

[@FredericChen]

The bottles are cute, that’s about it

[@AreebProductions]

Hi check mark

[@soursaccharine]

so true Frederic so true

[@mygirl737g2]

i thought the same, that's about it.

[@ada7079]

@Robin thank you that's what I was thinking T-T

[@cerenity3578]

Exactly. These colors and quality are something you can still find at the average dollar store. -_- People are just buying for the name.

[@boobelladams]

For my 18 year wedding anniversary this year my husband asked if I wanted more jewelry, clothes or Gucci polishes. I told him none of the above. Instead he got me $600 in Holo Taco. I've been wanting them so badly, but our identity has been stolen so I don't shop on line. The web site was secure & easy to shop on & the shipping was informative & fast & the formula is amazing! I'm Addicted to these shifting colors & Unicorn skins! Looking forward to adding to my HT collection! Thank you for making such a wonderful product Simply Nailogical!

[@beancheese3148]

This is so wholesome 🥹 happy 20 years!

[@meganoleary9855]

Cristine blurring out Tana, Jeffery and Shane’s faces was the best part

[@mistycosplays]

I came to the comments to say the exact same thing 🤣

[@emms0003]

When?

[@aliceinchainslover]

Emms 01 1:26

[@cocoapuff_x]

@@emms0003 12:08

[@nova4476]

she has my respect for that😭

[@findunham8957]

Cristine: ‘My nails have been a little rough lately from all the swatching, to be completely transparent’ Gucci’s Black polish: Did somebody say *transparent?*

[@dzdztar4612]

Damn 😂😂

[@christinamacquarrie9846]

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHA

[@chelseab2204]

This comment sent me 🤣

[@alexander_yoko]

I have a one dollar black nail polish and it's actually very good... 🖤

[@thebestdanjan]

essie is better😌

[@animerlon]

I've always felt that wearing something with a brand name showing largely across it as if it's some artistic design, is like paying a company to do their advertising for them. Even if given something like that, i won't wear it.

[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@Pishy4]

I love that the "What do you think?" gets more and more chaotic as the years go by on this channel

[@thealmightyjesus7018]

“Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell-and great was its fall.” Matthew 7:24‭-‬27

[@riyag9739]

omg yes

[@trinity2580]

In 5 years its just gonna be a high-pitched screech over a half a second clip of old grainy tv static and only the OG fans will find it funny🤣

[@spookayitsme]

😳 That "Backpack" looks exactly like the satchel that Dominos delivered my pizza in! The little pouches? Yeah, they're for the garlic bread, chicken fingers and dipping sauce!!

[@shayshores4571]

lol

[@dionathan9099]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@sertapylmaz2805]

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[@lovelyqueen5120]

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[@Sweettweety666]

Maybe Gucci did that on purpose because gamers mote of the time are stereotyped: they are only gaming 24/7 and only eating pizza. I would actually see that as a big wink to all the gaming nerds. I am a gamer and I like this kind of humour. ;-)

[@taylor.mcsloy]

What I absolutely adore about her is the she is so witty and funny yet so deeply intelligent. She never fails to keep me interested

[@YourLocal_CowMom]

11:39 I LOVE HOW ZYLERS JUST SITTING THERE LIKE THE KING THAT HE IS!!

[@bombsfadeaway]

I had to go back and rewatch the "rich person monologue" because the first time I was literally just watching Zyler living his best life.

[@Spaceydoodle]

i had to go back and watch that part a second time, too, because i was giggling the whole time. reminded me of dr evil. in a good way :)

[@ChizuruNumaX3]

This.

[@hj-ct2qi]

definitely watch contrapoints on YT if you haven't already, that's the channel she was spoofing in that segment

[@Myr642]

He’s so dang cute! I want to pet his little face!

[@eangeleyesr6678]

Major “blofeld”-cat vibes 🤣

[@KrisJustus]

Oh my GOD the Contrapoints parody, I knew exactly what she was doing as soon as she started it. The delivery was ON POINT.

[@badrabbit0077]

❤️❤️ Lulz So I'm not the only one who noticed.

[@charliebustos6319]

Yesss!!

[@lyrickarla5913]

Not even 2 minutes and I already hear her sociology knowledge - (as a sociologist myself) LOVE IT !

[@echolalia307]

Cristine: *actually says top coat for once* Captions: “taco” The captions are a super simp confirmed lol

[@end_io22]

10:15 Captions know her at this point

[@zubidubi792]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIXTgoCjlNlgm8k😊

[@looseleaflyra]

i like your profile pic 💖💜💙

[@Adooble]

Reminder you once called the auto generated subtitles a “super simp”

[@ireallydontcare3293]

‘How transparent do you want your nail polish?’ Gucci: YES!

[@mitchelljakubka]

Honestly it’s AWESOME to see a non-Holo Taco video on the channel again. Love her polish brand, but I’ve missed her playing with and trying out new products!

[@cherryhappily]

agreed, i’m so happy for her brand and how much she loves it, but i miss a variety of content! but whatever makes Cristine happy and motivated to make videos is fine

[@owluxe166]

Wasn't expecting this but I'm pretty sure the end-point-mini-essay has universally confirmed Christine's place as the best KZbinr always and forever

[@cjjoshlin3006]

@@spookybarns nope, she was acknowledging she was using her format. It was tribute.

[@Museofmemory]

@@spookybarns I think any beef between Natalie and Cristine would be the sweetest, politest, most rationally argued beef in history.

[@avanoelle2108]

“Let’s take off this peasant nail polish” She says, taking off her own nail polish brand.

[@markpetrov9476]

Humble ✨

[@ANKAY21]

@Masi Capone i cant help but too say Guccitaehyung

[@yeti6601]

lmao

[@thealmightyjesus7018]

“Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell-and great was its fall.” Matthew 7:24‭-‬27

[@ANKAY21]

@@thealmightyjesus7018 tf

[@gabriellavaughn4358]

Imagine if she made actual t-shirts that said Mencci 😂😂 I would totally buy that

[@ghadeerjalal8742]

THAT'S GENIUS

Please not 600 dollars 🤣

[@enbeast8350]

​@ Make it $600 as a troll. If anyone actually purchases it, they get their money refunded because it's a dumb, fun little stunt

[@sierrachantell]

"so we're just gonna rawdog it with no base coat" -Cristine the Gucci queen 2021

[@PVempati]

learned it from hasan

[@candysmack]

"rawdog"? I thought this was a family friendly channel lol

[@kiaralopez7699]

@@candysmack no offense but since when has this been a family friendly channel 😭

[@candysmack]

@@kiaralopez7699 no offence taken cause it was a joke :p

[@kiaralopez7699]

@@candysmack admittedly i’ve never been the smartest 🥲

[@isabellamesenbrink2211]

I ADORE the duality of this channel. One second I’m contemplating the philosophy behind assigning worth to objects that have little intrinsic value, the next I’m watching a luxury cat. It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and I’m here for it.

[@yellowmellow2033]

*talking about sociology with solid informative pathos backing* zyler: mmmm scritches

[@rebeccah.6403]

"It's f***ed up that they're trying to sell this idea that a $2000 backpack is cool!" 💯 I like you!

[@Elkae]

“We’re just gonna raw-dog it with no base coat” CRISTINE NO WHYYY would you put that in my brain 😭

[@violet8807]

I choked on my water men she said that.🤣

[@englishmajorloser]

Of all the phrases she could have picked up from Hasan it had to be this one lol

[@ANKAY21]

I didnt even watch it yet I heard her voice. Lets see how accurate i am Edit:Holy shit i was accurate

[@artluver94c]

She got this from Hasan and I'm still convinced she doesn't exactly know what it really means. Lol

[@Lushesandblushes]

right I never heard that before

[@HarryStikers]

"As a 32 year old lady" Me: *immediate excitement, followed by genuinely tearing up*

[@scrappymom7881]

I felt that too ❤️ miss Jenna

[@pixiemoonglow9642]

big hugs :(

[@emmyvilla]

Went looking for this type of comment

[@aylindemirhan3657]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH6ZiqqMqch9oMk

[@madongseoksbiceps]

i miss jenna but now we have another ~32 year old lady~ thats equally as entertaining

[@kaiwryn]

Cristine's Contrapoints impression is so on point it kind of freaks me, out, lol.

[@kimluuluulemon529]

omg whats the timestamp

[@duncantaylor44]

@@kimluuluulemon529 11:40

[@ireallylovecilantro]

It was so good.

[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@noelalula5303]

I was searching for this.. on point

[@nima16042]

We thought we were getting a Gucci haul but instead we got a sociological take down of luxury influencer culture, this is why I love Simply!!! Breaking the mold & enlightening the next generation

[@ContraPoints]

I KNOW WHEN IM BEING MOCKED MRS NAILOGICAL (uwu)

[@complainielainie]

🙀

[@KrisJustus]

NYATALIE

[@ann1ka_]

CATGIRLS UNITE

[@davidmarquez4253]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS✌😘

[@ju_catt]

WE NEED A COLLAB

[@Silentscreamer37]

I love that turquoise color! I’ll be looking for a similar color in Dollar Tree tonight. 😂

[@CH-sl1ug]

1.98 at walmart its LA colors mermaid editon ;)

[@angeljones965]

I have a similar, if not the same, shade from at least 3 different brand, they averaged $3 each

[@heatherduke5410]

Good thing about Dollar Tree(at least the one where I live) is that they have tons of shades of blues and greens.

[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@queenofthenight3518]

Me to, can someone recommend this color in more affordable price? (European)

[@lost-my-way]

These polishes made me legit sad. That is an insane amount of money for such poor quality. It's not like the brand couldn't afford better ingredients used for their products. Can't say I'm surprised. Your closing segment was so cute! I really appreciated the mini lesson thrown in there and the whole Zyler and Menchi set up made me smile so big!

[@emmekinsthesquirrel8126]

I honestly feel like it's intentionally bad just the companies way to get a laugh like haha look at these idiots buying garbage

[@onedaybutnottoday63]

I just got my first order from Holo Taco! The new Christmas colors and a 1 coat black plus a long lasting base and extra glossy taco! I’m very happy cause I’ve wanted to buy some for awhile. I’m so ready for them to come in!

[@charliebustos6319]

That “mencci” outro was everything.

[@nofilterbtxh5000]

“As a 32 years old lady”-oh my heart,this reminded me of Jenna Marbles 😭😂❤️

[@asparagusmccarty727]

I miss Jenna 😭

[@taragilesbie94]

i came here to say this thank you

[@melanieannplans2666]

OMG I was literally going to comment that I heard Jenna singing this line. Not sure if that was intentional by Cristine buuut it was a nice homage to the Queen of KZbin.

[@cadenschmidt6877]

@@melanieannplans2666 I'm hoping it's intentional 🥺 I know they are both friends with each other

[@annieapple8974]

We all miss her 😭🥺

[@pieskotkura]

oh my GOD, the ContraPoints nod has got me DEAD in love

[@matiasg.forero7419]

I was hunting for this comment!!!

[@katrinapie6217]

Me too!

[@PurpleDropsOnRoses]

I love to see the gangs all here

[@thedarkkrystal1016]

Yes! Just came over from the Envy vid to see this fabulous homage!

[@doubtful_seer]

YES.

[@tyffanii1]

“I didn’t know which one to get, so I bought them all” sounds like how you made holo taco, “I don’t like this company’s nail polish, so I made my own”

[@Zoxia9]

I'm just impressed that Zyler stayed throughout the Contrapoints style segment.

[@Loveyoutubesomuch]

I was literally waiting for the moment he walks out saying I'm done with the human race

[@MontageLegacy]

Da queen

[@itdoesdeath]

As a huge ContraPoints stan this is the crossover content I never knew I needed. If you’re looking to branch out with collections I would buy a Contra x Simply box set in a HEARTBEAT…just imagine the polishes: blue to electric pink multichrome called Bisexual Mood Lighting. A gunmetal grey with red flecks called Guillotine Grey (the red is the blood of the bourgeoisie). A pale cream with a red shimmer called Daddy’s Milk (for the Jordan Peterson video, the red is for the lobster queen). A green gold linear holo called Opulence…the possibilities are endless

[@holocoffin]

Yessss

[@nemoralia]

not me about to say “this suddenly turned into a contrapoints video” when christine suddenly directly mentioned her lmao!! my favorite youtube legends aware of each other’s existence 🥳

[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@angie81190]

now I need collab between them

[@sierraraposa]

I'm extremely late to the Cristine party but honestly seeing this video was what finally got me to buy from Holo Taco. Partially out of appreciation for how honest she seems, and I think she is actually a decent role model compared to many other KZbinrs who young kids (unfortunately) look up to. Awesome video!

[@leyrounni1304]

This. Yes. Just yes. This was a cinematic masterpiece- from testing the nail polish to the ContraPoints commentary shout out, to Mencci. I am in love

[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@tanishapandey400]

@Dani Camryn what is the point of stealing comments and copy pasting them? Get a life

[@DrewpyYT]

My favorite part is there’s no cuts, I wonder how much she practices 😭 or just has great energy

[@mysticwater9056]

omg she likes Natalie! Even more reason to stan!

[@michellehughes1744]

We need a movie starring Menchie and Lady Gaga lol

[@MounticornHunter]

Absolutely obsessed with when you became Contrapoints and very pleased with myself for knowing that’s what you were doing 💅🏼

[@Annkelia]

As soon as it cut to that scene I knew I needed to go to the comment section and upvote/say something!

[@12Tecpatl]

of course anyone would get the reference, she's the only trans person cis ppl like to listen to

[@MounticornHunter]

@@Annkelia I’m just glad to see her having so much fun with her videos again ☺️

[@hephaestus_workshop]

@@12Tecpatl I mean, she has a major platform that a lot of other trans people don’t have. And makes very interesting, well articulated videos. Idk if it was just bc I’m bad at reading tone, but that sounded a little disparaging.

[@RCrystal34]

Same! I loved it and I felt so proud for understanding before she said it 🤣

[@skylarsa]

"I just hope you have some left"😂 Look at Cristine caring about our spending habits!

[@harimsh]

what I absolutely adore about this woman is the fact that while her videos are always fun and entertainment, she always expresses her stance or opinion in a very professional, respectful and very educative manner. I cannot think of another human with this level of professionalism while being funny and being true to their self. I am back after so many years to her videos and so happy she has not changed a bit. Proud to be a fan ❤️

[@vidhoard]

Hmm, you're not going to like her newest video then haha. So sorry to tell you!

[@harimsh]

@@vidhoard aw why though

[@vidhoard]

@@harimsh Did you watch it?

[@harimsh]

@@vidhoard yeah she's just moving on that's all.

[@vidhoard]

@@harimsh haha sorry, youtube notifications showed me what your original comment was before you edited it. No worries. :) It's sad that she's moving on but it's what it best for her!

[@TheEmilyDBaker]

🤣😍 I LOVE this video so much. I Need House of Menchi merch…… 🤣

[@thealmightyjesus7018]

“Therefore everyone who hears these words of Mine and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock. And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and yet it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of Mine and does not act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and it fell-and great was its fall.” Matthew 7:24‭-‬27

[@zubidubi792]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIXTgoCjlNlgm8k🙏

[@rabbit__]

Hi Emily, I enjoy your channel!

[@druviseglite]

''I don't consider myself a particularly an ethical person, but I'm fair.'' 🥄🥄🥄☕

[@ariel22agentxroyalgamer59]

Yesss 😂😂😂

[@brittanyc.9213]

Me, watching the commentary portion: “wow this has Contrapoints energy”… and then you mentioned Contra and I laughed. Well done.

[@luhaguilar]

Same here HAHAHAHA

[@gutterfiend]

YUP! The neon dark lighting was a dead giveaway and I'm like .... NATALIE????

[@karicherrycola]

During that part I couldn't put my finger on who it reminded me of, then she said Contrapoints and I was like "oh yeahhhhh"

[@becauseimafan]

@@karicherrycola Exactly!! Same here! 😂

[@A_ree_ta]

“This will be a business expense” Ben: *thinking about the taxes*

[@AxxLAfriku]

Do you want to hug me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO females! They are also huge fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't be too disappointed, dear aree

[@quixx611]

@@AxxLAfriku thank you for making me laugh 🙃

[@A_ree_ta]

@@AxxLAfriku ummmmm….thank you?

[@spottedleaf876]

THE CONTRAPOINTS REFERENCE WAS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL MY TWO QUEENS

[@maceystewart8866]

The "whaddya think???" is growing and progressively becoming way more intimidating. Soon it will sound like a bunch of screaming I called it ladies and gents! No but really I love that cutscene but it literally scared the shit outta me lol

[@georginavasvari4906]

okay but i haven't seen that clip for so long and i phisically jumped almost out of my chair from happiness when i got to it. Cristine is amazing

[@maceystewart8866]

@@georginavasvari4906 lol we love our holo queen

[@123456789babaq]

My poor nephew jumped because i watching yt on our tv 💀 i feel so bad, but i did laugh at his shook face 😅

[@ameliathorp7508]

I thought the same exact thing 😂😂

[@karazondervan1998]

This video is one of the best she’s done. Insightful, funny, and unique.

[@aureo2067]

You know when Cristine says "it's a business expense" its some ridiculous overpriced item that Ben regrets.

[@debrasmith6672]

Excellent point! I like the way, the sensible way Christine approached this and educated about it. At 63, I have used expensive polishes and noticed the same thing. BECAUSE of Christine I’m not getting acrylic nails anymore either. My nails are slowly growing out, I own a farm so I don’t need the length, but feel better about myself.

[@valeriecraig9178]

I love the "contrapoints-esque" deep dive into philosophy at the end 😂 hilarious

[@Sayebinkie]

I did wonder how I got into a contrapoints episode without clicking off

[@jessicaorr5927]

I got too excited about it, my partner laughed at me 😅

[@annan347]

This needs to become a regular segment!

[@shawnariley3518]

I love you for saying this everytime I see someone promoting an expensive brand I think about the children feeling less than or saving enough money to buy a car just to get a tshirt their fave influencer “loves”… maybe it’s because I have a kid who is easily influenced (like most children) that it rubs me wrong or maybe it cause I’m cheap idk

[@butIforgotmypen...]

Yeah, I remember being a teenager with a household that didn't make a whole lot of cash, and going to school was hell sometimes. The shallow thing that kids would tease you over, and you are just always wishing you could be that awesome pair of Bongo shorts just to fit in. Kids don't realize that being unique is the way to go, not following the trends.

[@JYYB]

🙌🏻 everyone needs to read this!!

[@thecallousone]

absolutely love how she reminds us on a regular basis that she has a sociology degree

[@skaTour]

as a fellow sociology degree comrade, I approve so hard too! Probably going to show my high school kids this video at some point for the educational value

[@danana4867]

Ikr and she makes it actually make sense

[@MW-pb2gf]

“we’re just gonna rawdog it” i am SCREAMING

[@bernadetteb7067]

The "Contrapoints-esque" portion is just *chef's kiss*

[@lucasmcinnis5045]

When it first started I was like "Is this an ode to Contra or have I just been rewatching her content for too long?"

[@cheyenne6913]

I came here to say this, but in my heart I knew it had already been said.

[@mercedes6076]

Hey comrade

[@AuroraCarlisle]

Contrapoints-Holo Taco collab when?

[@thathotdogchick]

This really felt like Cristine just had some fun making a video for the first time in a while, it’s so nice to see her happy 😃

[@Maria-ot6me]

I felt that way completely!

[@madi5286]

Comments like these are kinda messed up - either youre right and now she's bummed that you could tell she was feeling down which she didnt want to share OR you're wrong and she feels pressure to act 'happier' in videos. Either way you dont need to put down her other content to give a compliment. Something to consider.

[@thathotdogchick]

@@madi5286 or maybe I just wanted to say she looks happy, something to consider 😉

[@Maria-ot6me]

@@madi5286 It was literally an observation! There was a noticable change in her demeanor here! That's it!

[@mrrpmeowmeow]

@@thathotdogchick no need to be a little shit 😉

[@raigenhuss7030]

“As a 32 year old lady…” Me: sings Jennas “32 year old laadyyyy” then gets really sad 😔

[@chilly.bagarinao]

You're not alone there. Miss her too!

[@DanielledenHengst]

I tought I was the only one 👋

[@agostinamaidana6720]

Im in spain without the s

[@Friedpotato1177]

Same girl same 😅

[@Somedude20282]

✨32 year old laaadyyy✨

[@Charuchii]

I honestly was about to type “has Christine been watching Contrapoints” during the rich people speech and then my question was answered

[@daeric16da]

SAME hahaha

[@WitchOracle]

okay but I was just coming here to say this, glad I'm not the only one 😂

[@baktpottit]

''we're just gonna rawdog it'' NO CRISTINE NO

[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@alokilal1733]

She is truly one of the funniest KZbin r’s out there

[@cloud.0]

Ikrrr 😂

[@somegal09]

Who's Christine?

[@solanum6039]

*CRISTINE embarrassing

[@aestaetic07]

spell her name correctly, it’s cristine :)

[@maddilynelove802]

*Cristine

[@vinimb1215]

Ahh that contrapoints homage was so on point!😍

[@beckyeastham9426]

I loved it

[@inchw0rm]

right! hahaha

[@susannahdarby6698]

Yesss! So good

[@isabelchmontuenga]

I am here for it. She could branch into that kind of content and i would be happy (dont believe she will, too time consuming)

[@hridyanadappattel4400]

I was missing the ~ _Reflection time with Simply MomLogical_ ~ introductory montage until she mentioned contrapoints. Then in true simply fashion, I proceeded to get confused at the *H* ouse of Mencci whatever xD

[@kmbaker492]

When I was a teen I went shopping for Christmas with my aunt and uncle and I distinctly remember my uncle complaining about companies getting free advertising by putting their logo/company name on their products. Now, whenever I go shopping for clothes I always think about that and make a conscious effort not to buy clothing with brand names on them. So it’s interesting to see that branding is so important and seen as a status symbol.

[@elifante29]

I literally have the same uncle.

[@Sasha-mb3rv]

Same, they should pay me to wear their logo instead

[@jesmeyer732]

You’re uncle is my husband lol he brought up the point and it ruined shopping for me lol

[@anuradhabal9812]

Your uncle is my dad … he said that companies should be paying US since we’re advertising for them

[@birdtutorialart]

I really like the color selection they have honestly. They feel very well thought out and very retro to me. I think the packaging is quite pretty as well. However, never in my entire life would I spend money on luxury items just for the name. Especially considering how poorly the polishes performed

[@PuppyMochi]

I DID NOT EXPECT TO EVER HEAR CRISTINE SAY “let’s just raw-dog it” WHERE AM I

[@PanAryn]

Me neither! 😅

[@thecallousone]

she's been watching too much hassan 😂

[@stagnantfox3027]

You must be new. Check 2016 cristine

[@cherryhappily]

you must be new

[@jaash7981]

I thought she was gonna say "let's just bareback it" 💀💀

[@g-alicenine]

Reminds me of when a friend told me his mom always bought Chanel nail colors because apparently they were amazing and beautiful. Went to that store and saw the most basic nail polish colors ever and they were seriously overpriced.

[@aylindemirhan3657]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH6ZiqqMqch9oMk

[@nofilterbtxh5000]

Had some of their nailpolishes gifted to me,they weren’t bad but they would chip in less than a week!🙄It was annoying bc you had to paint your nails constantly,like who got time for that?😂

[@GabrielaDeLaVega2905]

I own $2 nail polishes that last longer and have way better colours than these brands. I'm not gonna pay $30 for a basic red that every brand under the sun already has

[@paulclousier3856]

i have one chanel nail polish and it's the best one i have. The color last forever, very opaque, very deep color.

[@phoenixgate007]

House of Mencci was, perhaps, the best part of my day. Also thank you for teaching people about conspicuous consumption Cristine! Once you realize the only value is what others give it, it feels like junk.

[@aylindemirhan3657]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH6ZiqqMqch9oMk

[@EddheadAce]

"Why do brands use French just to sound fancy" Is such a good question. Especially since my personal opinion (and my friends have said the same things) is that French doesn't sound very elegant or pretty. When I think of France I think high-end or when something is French I suppose it's usually 'fancy', but the language itself is far from something 'pretty'... but that's just my opinion.

[@cawesomewhatever]

Yeah I sexually say pomme de tere which means Apple of the ground or potato and it sounds so foreign so sexy. 🤣🤣no but really one of my friends said this and I went…potato?

[@EddheadAce]

@@cawesomewhatever framboise is my personal favorite. The pronunciation just sounds so funny to me

[@tiny._.sxnshine]

well it sounds really soft yet still not monotone or flat compared to other languages

[@alexiane250]

maybe its because youtube wont let me see the rest of your comment but I just wanted to say gucci isn't french, it's Italian. The founder was Italian and is named after its Italian named and you know actually Italian founder. no shade to your point though. the other stuff owned by P&G now there's lots of french stuff like Dior, Channel, YSL, etc

[@Miipmiip]

I mean, french is a really nice language. But, ofc, everyone has their opinion and the majority thinks that it’s pretty and elegant etc, or so popular things say

[@scarletf5580]

Not even 2 minutes and I already hear her sociology knowledge - (as a sociologist myself) LOVE IT !

[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@ajreeves4075]

All jokes aside, your breakdown of what determines something as “luxury” was a nice touch. Who knows? Maybe you will shed some light on how ‘high-end’ doesn’t always equate to ‘high quality’ to some unsuspecting people! (Save your doll hairs, kids!)

[@dawn-marieoliver2393]

I love when there is something like this in Simply vids, it makes my day. Keep it up, Cristine!

[@BlazingCorpse420]

I was most suprised Gucci is a so called luxury brand but you can but things right from their website? Maybe its bc I'm not spending 40 on nail polish, but ill spend 500 on a bag and you have to call someone to order chanel bags. Still want to live on a commune with my friends and be away from society tho lmfaooo

[@dragonixheli5474]

@@BlazingCorpse420 Gucci is a luxury brand because it is an expensive brand. But the value of Gucci for every item goes down very quick while other luxury brand items gain value over time. And my personal opinion, most items are super ugly. Like the colors, the logo, especially the collabs all seem super basic and ugly but that's just me 😂

[@MrBakersCakeSchool]

The ethical ramifications of ‘influencing’ youngsters to aspire to the unobtainable aside, can we take a moment to appreciate that our voices were heard?!! #whatdoyouthink is back!!!! 🙌🏼🥳❤️

[@AC-sp3ik]

I’m a 33 year old American public school teacher trying to survive in a wealthy school district. So happy that you’re doing this. Haven’t watched in a while, but this is somewhere between a sassy conversation with a friend, a classroom lesson, and a KZbin video to turn my brain off after a hard day. Perfection! Et en plus, j’enseigne le français.

[@whitemagnolia9729]

Watching Christine pet her cat while talking about the sociology of expensive brands is just iconic.

[@aylindemirhan3657]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH6ZiqqMqch9oMk

[@StarlightViolets]

This was a fun and surprisingly enlightening video. On a side note, I really want to buy a knock of Gucci shirt that says "Gnocchi" and I would wear it all the time unironically. Thank you for introducing that to me.

[@chelsjones]

yeah i literally saw it and said ‘now THAT i would spend $600 for’

[@ankeranna]

I bought a knock off balenciaga shirt. Instead of ‚balenciaga 2016’ it says ‚baklava 2016‘ and I love it 😅

[@StarlightViolets]

@@ankeranna That sounds amazing.

[@tobihappyfacecupcakes7809]

Alright everyone, you can go home now, I found them! I found my soulmate!

[@StarlightViolets]

@@tobihappyfacecupcakes7809 Sorry, I'm taken! Glad you enjoyed my comment though!

[@sylviacooper6018]

"sometimes things that are expensive... are worse" - Internet Sage, Freckle (and also Cristine)

[@damatically]

Djfjsjsjs i literally just rewatched the skit earlier and i hear it with that voice lmaooo

[@vampiredinosaur]

I heard this in Freckle’s voice lol

[@Queenb.90]

This whole video had me cracking up but that last part is pure gold lmfaoooo!!! 🤣🤣🤣 love Cristine's sense of humor!

[@nolaray1062]

I miss the crackle nail polish. You should make your own version! 😭😭😭 Also, you going all ContraPoints at the end was everything! 🤣

[@shay514]

We now need a nail polish called ' House of Mencci' in some fancy ass lookin bottle lol

[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@russianvalkyrie2358]

Id buy it. I want the pinkest holoest most fabulous polish for Mencci.

[@jenniferfreese6816]

The 100 Thieves collab reminds me of when Sims 4 and Moschino collabed...simmers can't afford that lux shiz, thats why we all build our sims mansions in game to live out our dreams xD

[@LadyRette]

Ah yes I remember that one. More sims than simmers could actually get the merch

[@SugarSniper]

You know, I deadass cracked up thinking of all the mods of luxe items the modding community had put out by that time... for basically *free*

[@jenniferfreese6816]

@@SugarSniper in game wasn’t the part I really was puzzled by. It was the sims merch moschino sold I was most puzzled by. Like…who do you think is gonna buy that? 😂

[@aylindemirhan3657]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rH6ZiqqMqch9oMk

[@SugarSniper]

@@jenniferfreese6816 THAT WAS A THING?!?!?? OH NOOOOOOO 💀💀💀

[@SKYALISE]

Christine's speech about gucci near the end literally helped my write my sociology assessment on consumption

[@YourEternalGuide]

I've been subscribed to her for almost 5 years AND IM telling you I STILL LOVE HER CONTENT it never gets boring like she's always funny , hilarious and relatable! LOVE YOUUU CRISTINEE! I feel like a proud mother because I 've been here before she even dropped her own nail polish.

[@jasmingovers4403]

Ikr! I will never get tired of her content!

[@sertapylmaz2805]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKvQlXR_i6yXpJo

[@pay1370]

the only way to describe that collection is "boring and uninspiring". it's the exact same collection of colours every low end polish brand has: pink, red, beige, blue and a token mint. the only surprising thing is that they bothered to put a green in it.

[@EnkeliJaPerkele]

Nah, Green is one of the colours of the logo, they had to have it. Still boring AF.

[@Uniquely-Unoriginal]

That's cause Kimmie/Kimmy wasn't there to nix it lmfao. (I hope you (all) get that reference :D)

[@sevenseas4520]

I’ve been so stressed out with work and life lately, that when Simply said “Anyways… Let’s paint our nails” I dropped everything I was doing, paused the video to grab some nail polish , and was like “Yes. Let’s have some me-time and paint my nails” It was like given permission to take a much-needed break. Thank you Simply 🙏🏼 I don’t know what for exactly, but I appreciate that brief moment of relief

[@gabrielagabi787]

I thought it was just me. Lol .

[@zubidubi792]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIXTgoCjlNlgm8k🙏

[@philostopher1]

Chef's kiss on the Contra nod. I was thinking, "wow, that looks like ..." when you said it.