6 Places Everyone Should Hate - Joanna Rants

There are many places on this cosmic miracle we call earth that are...pretty f*cking awful. From public bathrooms to waiting rooms, Joanna is here to break down for us the most annoying places we all have to deal with.
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[@julianamac168]

Public Bathrooms: They are dirty There are lines Other people hear you

[@meggieyyy5861]

N u need to pay for em yet

[@dannyarevalo739]

When you're in Caracas and you have to use "El Metro" that thing sucks, the same in Bogotá and Lima!! IT'S HELL!!

[@benderrodriguez147]

Waiting in line almost anywhere. Grocery store, to use the restroom at a concert, stop standing so close behind me!! I'm in line too! I can't do anything to help you! Back up, gimme a 2-3 foot barrier, dammit.

[@carolinaandreaavilesfernan5780]

Cualquier lugar sobrepoblado a mi me vuelve loca, así como las calles centrales de cualquier ciudad grande, donde tienes que estar pidiendo perdón por existir mientras te golpean con carteras! Lo mismo va para cualquier servicio público en casi todos los países sudamericanos!

[@scw55]

A pub where the ambient sound is higher than the person you're trying to listen to. So you end up submitting to the alcohol in your blood as it's too much effort to pay attention anymore. Sleepy times.

[@jdnd.6604]

public bathrooms are horrible!!!!!!!!!

[@DMPepe]

So much hate the clubs, rather go to any theater with someone who gets my sarcastic comments of the film, and doesn't mind me figuring out what's going to happen next. Oh yoga classes make me nauseous, cause there's this one corner where everyone leaves their smelly shoes. Plus the whole classroom smells.

[@josemendez4728]

Autobuses en Venezuela, where you have to climb off the hood because they're always loaded as f****.

[@ughitsssss]

Chama te amo!! Eres burda de graciosa!!! Yo también soy soy de Venezuela y siempre se de qué hablas!

[@Darij88]

Oh snap scrabble tournament!

[@Shaycey78]

Waiting rooms are probably the worst ! I hate the awkward silence + everybody staring at each others

[@bastianoperdomo]

That's why most of them have at least a couple of magazines on a table... the big deal is taking one without everybody staring at you. Uncomfortable :/

[@Gabrielito300]

But... now everyone has smartphones! you can your face bury there

[@sabrit0n35]

And the magazines from 3 years ago.

[@Joss_vp]

Joanna... Do you think FLAMA can put subtitles in Spanish on the videos?my mom would love to see them (They're not that funny when I make a summary of what happened) But she can't really understand English that well...

[@Reedster49]

That would be great!

[@tourniqut]

+Jossvp96 Same here, there are some videos that I'd really like to share to my friends but they can't understand English :(

[@paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586]

Jossvp96 which spanish do you speak?

[@vexusdubok9408]

80% of us male viewers have a crush on Joanna.

[@SuperSlapfight]

Facts

[@emmasalazars]

females too!

[@nicholaspi145]

true, Im gay and I have a crush on her :p

[@Silvian119]

u're Dmm right Sr. ( I thought that mine was special and unique :( ....)

[@benetahoxha5512]

Vexus Dubok im a girl and I have a crush on her

[@brillittesranger8106]

I don't like going to kids birthday parties... to many kids making a mess, screaming, picking nooooo thank you.

[@mollybros]

Have your dentist ever left in the middle of a procedure.... leaving you with your mouth open with what appears to be some kind of alien forceps in it, lights straight into your eyes and a tube sucking your soul out? Dentist.... I hate THAT place.

[@vanilla-vx3pd]

Montserrat Bros SAME

[@diparaditz]

OMG The pediatrician HAHAHAHHAA I'm 20 and still go to mine. Not even ashamed of t. I play bricks with the other 6 year old patients

[@erickrodrigues1947]

As a Venezuelan ....LINES --> we do lines to basically EVERYTHING. Lines for food at a grocery store (for hours), LINES TO GO TO THE CINEMA, LINES AT THE AIRPORT (WHICH FOR SOME REASON WE VENEZUELANS ARRIBE 14 HOURS BEFORE DEPARTURE), Lines to get out of the plane couse we somehow think we'll get first, Caracas eterna; traffic MORE LINES, Lines to go to communion, Lines to get your US VISA, Lines to buy medicine at the drugstore, Lines to buy a new tire for your car, lines lines lines!!!! LIIIIIIIIINES

[@sircastle56]

+Erick Rodrigues you have forgotten lines for imaginary lines man ¬¬

[@Doorkicker505]

+Erick Rodrigues I freaking hate lines!!!!!

[@Blade-hf9po]

+Erick Rodrigues I think you might have missed one. or thirty. lol

[@VianaDharyMendoza]

It's uncomfortable when you're in a restaurant waiting for your food, and you're REALLY hungry. It's like being in hell.

[@OlympicBarbelle]

+Martin Landart aaaaaand the second basket too.

[@j.hypolite5163]

+Viana Dhary Mendoza Waiting in line at the bank is the worst. especially when the line is short but for some reason you are still there waiting like 2 f-ing hours later. WTF????

[@Vlad-1986]

+Viana Dhary Mendoza It just makes it better when the food arrives

[@hfredydl]

Ok I have a crush on Joanna :-)

[@marcelorodfu4565]

Who doesn't?

[@emmacat3202]

Me too!

[@Abbsizzle]

hfredydl she's amazing.❤❤❤❤

[@PollyLWorld]

Johanna is my spirit guide/animal. This is so accurate!

[@walkiriaantelo810]

I still visit my pediatrician. He just gets all the sad facts about my body since he has seen it go down hell through time 😂 Besides, he still checks my height but needs to add another head to the giraffe since I'm around 6 feet tall.

Buses when they're -over-crowded D: (VAMOJ A PEGARNOS ESPARDA CON ESPARDA POR FAVOR PA'QUE NOS VAYAMOS)

[@StEpHyRoCk3107]

I hate public transport! more specifically, the bus. In my city is like being in hell. And the bus drivers... they look like won their license in a bag of chips!

[@wolvesvape5100]

Hospitals makes me feel nervious as fuck. That smell, that hospital isopropyl alcohol smell that make me feel so fucking nervous.

[@alostbaby5909]

School... I hate school

[@Miriam68730]

😱You are not along, 😱

[@markusoreos.233]

What the fuck along lol?

[@maupalo2]

I hate basically any place where you have to wait!

[@jadishaproano6157]

Any doctor's office. specifically a dentist's office. I HATE IT SO MUCH

[@mjll0000]

When you have to wait at the doctor like omg I rather be at school with my stupid classmates

[@SoniaCasas]

What about banks??? it's like a waiting room but WORST!... or Banks are awful only in venezuela? T.T

[@yandere-kuninyourcloset5741]

when I was little in el salvador I liked going with my parents because they gave me candy

[@lorenafeliperodriguez8991]

+Sonia Casas Creo que es solo en Vzla, cuando me mudé a España me quedé loca! 4 oficinas, 6 taquillas y solo una ancianita a la que hasta conocen de nombre y eso porque no sabe usar la banca electrónica xD (Eso si, las oficinas de correos son peores que las oficinas de envio de Venezuela justo despues de avisar que bajaran el cupo electronico de cadivi!)

[@Blade-hf9po]

+Sonia Casas Yup. and only here in Venezuela. No he terminado de entrar al banco and I already want to leave. it is that full.

[@abigailstricker1725]

en argentina también funcionan horrible

[@AslanKyoya1776]

They just as bad here in the states

[@emilyemiranda]

Being in a warm classroom - because it makes you so sleepy but you're trying to pay attention and the clock goes so slowly!

[@FelixEMonteroR]

The amount of relatability on this video is humongous. Love your videos, Joanna!

[@gabirellaleyva9919]

School or College corridors, you can't walk through them without 1 person/clique judging you with their eyes

[@DivaProtocol]

"You need an adult doctor" "No! He knows me very well" hahahahaha I visited mine 'till I was like 18 years old...

[@cristinasolano6487]

OMG i literally hate clubs... They give me anxiety.

[@OlympicBarbelle]

The break room at work. People feel the constant need to make small talk about how good my sandwich looks and how "it's almost Friday!" I'm going to eat in the handicap stall from now on.

[@robert-fc6gw]

The freezers in grocery stores are the worst! Everytime I have a shirt with short sleeves, I get GOOSEBUMPS

[@mikeclaps]

Sorry I was watching this while deficating.

[@ximena2112]

another place is public transportation in a big city during a rush hour !!!!! is the worst thing eveeeer

[@callmeswivelhips8229]

She's like...almost not a.d.d. in this one. Especially with her intro...SHE'S ULTRA FOCUSED ON THE SHIT SHE HAS TO SAY TODAY!!!!

[@KR0382]

I live for Joanna's videos ❤️❤️❤️

[@lirislabrador341]

I'm from Venezuela and I love your videos, but sometimes I don't understand BECAUSE YOU TALK SO FAST (my english is not good) :( In any case, the worst are the sex scenes when i see TV with my family xD

[@WojtekGolaBezPindola]

2:17 I laughed so hard Because that's me 💃🏻

[@Alahyana]

Joanna you just became my soulmate!!!

[@nurikoinsane]

Is there something worse than waiting in that old airport terminal? Yap, it's WORKING IN IT!!

[@ellislloydjones7373]

Soy Joanna y tengo unos conhos para decir. I can't get the 15th letter of the Spanish alphabet on my computer so I just use the Portuguese variant.

[@gerardobanda6894]

this girl is awesome

[@robertaguzman1071]

you are the bes joanna hajjaja camaron que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente, esa es una cancion bastante curiosa.......

[@dorianlorna]

I am totally watching this while I’m pooping just to bug Chris

[@RR-ir6ss]

Finally!!!!!!!! I HATE nightclubs, and everyone seems to love them. Why? I really don't get what the appeal is. I only like them when I'm shit-faced drunk.

[@burningmatch09]

So, who else is watching this on the toilet?

[@genesisvalero5163]

Control de estudios en la universidad sientes como te juzgan apenas entras jajajaja

[@killerone807]

i stopped playing fifa just so i could watch joanna and am 41 lol

[@jeffpro8]

Chris is right, never say your address in the internet unless it you want a random stalker showing up at your door say that "I'm you're biggest fan!"

[@neftalirosario3494]

Spanish supermarkets! Loud waaaay too loud merengue (dirty merengue) music, old dude following you just to stare at your butt, over priced small kitchen appliances or tools like a $5 toston maker pppfff I use the bottom of a cup or $12 for a coffee maker uuyyy because is expresso! Expired... everything jajajaja stinky meat and fish eewww and when you make it to the register someone from the Adam's family is waiting to charge you while making you feel like they are giving you charity and there he is! the viejo that's been staring at your butt is waiting at the door just to say: uuyyy mamacita tanta curva y yo sin frenos...... Thank you American Supermarkets for carrying spanish products!!!!

[@neftalirosario3494]

Neftali is my husband jajajaj I am Andrea, just in case he reads lol

[@AslanKyoya1776]

PDX carpet ftw, we love you!!

[@Desmosfundraw]

Prison , eventhough the person is criminal or did something illegal , that does mean locking him / her in a filthy room with lots of psychopath people that are bully - specialized , maybe prisoners need therapy if you really want to protect the world from their actions .

[@Theturtleowl]

I really don't like clubs, or the airport or the freezer when an old couple stares at the boxes trying to guess which one are the fishsticks.

[@heartpingu7053]

WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE VINEEGAAAR???

[@abbyfultz1001]

Going to my doctor for an echocardiogram is horrible! I have to take my bra off!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh!!!!!!!

[@cataarsis2978]

+Abby Fultz omg yes

[@PapiXander]

But I wanted to play Scrabble

[@CarlosNeiraSoy]

Every friend's house... Specially when I need to poop #WhyLordWhyINeedMyBathroom #OkWhateveriDidIt

[@marycrisccm]

Don't worry about the pediatrician. ROSS GELLER APPROVES LOL :)

[@Blade-hf9po]

Waiting for a table a a restaurant. I HATE those places to death.

[@RR-ir6ss]

At least you can get a drink there.

[@mariangelpenuelaalmao2564]

Really joanna? using the handicap one?...still seing a pediatrician?...really..? btw: THE FUCKING BANK...EL UNICO LUGAR DONDE PIERDO MI PAZ MENTAL

[@stormkern]

Brazilian Portuguese sounds nothing like Russian but European Portuguese sounds SO MUCH like Russian it's scary.

[@RomeoRomanoBethDeCipher]

Waiting rooms at a hospital with LOUD CHILDREN running around and kids who are too big to be held CRYING and you sit there for 7 hours..........

[@jessicavictoriacarrillo7254]

I loved that pic of Renee Zellweger, her Bridget Jones weight, it seemed like her stylists always put her in some cute looks that evoked old-style Hollywood Queens like (showing off my knowledge): Mae West, Jean Harlow, Rita Hayworth, Marilyn Monroe, Lana Turner, Elizabeth Taylor, Ava Gardner, Kim Novak, Doris Day (more for "Down with Love"), and Brigitte Bardot. Like Christina Hendricks and Elisabeth Moss had a blonde baby.

[@utubu3]

Here is my list of uncomfortable places that all humans should hate: 1. The LIFT, the embarrassing silence on the LIFT, and you are not alone; 2. the dentist's room, especially when YOU are the patient; 3. MEN'S public TOILETTE... yes I said just MEN'S public TOILETTE (it smells like shit, most of the time); 4. the first 3 lines of seat in a movie theater... and you are watching a relaxing movie like "Inception". 5. whatever place you happen to be with peple you wouldn't be with...

[@segueoyuri]

Damn, you rant so much that until earlier today I thought 'rants' were your surname. And yes, there's ONE person who NEEDS khakis: Jim Harbaugh (if you don't know him, just Google it and look for his pants story. Even a governor prohibited these from a state because of him). PS: Guarana Antarctica is still WAY BETTER than Malta. Kisses =)

[@booravot7554]

As a Venezuelan, I have to say... a horrible, terrible, please, is, the Class room, always taking so SO LOUD, and making a LOT of noise, screaming, for everything! and the line for buy food -.-***

[@booravot7554]

As a Venezuelan, I have to say... a horrible, terrible, please, is, the Class room, always taking so SO LOUD, and making a LOT of noise, screaming, for everything! and the line for buy food -.-***

[@beatrix1120]

You think the shopping mall change rooms are bad? That's nothing compared to male change rooms at public pools/beaches. THERE ARE NO CUBICLES! Just hairy old men, and little kids who like to stare for some reason.

[@danielmarquez5424]

I don't hate this moment but it sure is uncomfortable: The moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you... What do you? Do you sing Happy Birthday to yourself? (Isn't that kinda weird? pretty much the equivalent of liking your own Facebook post) And if you're Venezuelan you're in for a treat. A 2 minute long song of awkwardness :)

[@lunarfpl92]

Ok... but Kris (dude behind camera) sounds like Gene from Bob's Burgers. An awful place: Port Authority.

[@fujoshidianxia]

jajajajajajajaaja "I will find your celulite and muffin to~~~~p!!!" me muero! xD I find waltmart bathrooms to be the worst. They always smell!

[@andresortegacarriedo4941]

when you are about to take the lift and suddenly a neighbour appears and you are like NO OUT OF HERE THIS IS MY LIFT and you try to close the lift's door as fast as possible

[@eddstactitudcaribe8046]

NYC transportation in a nutshell.

[@choawayfans1487]

HAHAHAHAHA REALMENTE ME ENCANTA EL TRABAJO DE ESTA MUJER. i really really like it .. gosh she is sooo funny lol

[@leechin610]

HI JOANNA! I HAVE A FUNNY TIME MAKING ME LAUGH! YOU IS AIN'T NOT NOR A GREAT HAPPY TIIIIIIIME! LOVE YOU! AND I LOVE VENEZUELA AND ALL MY TIMES

[@princessmargarette18]

Lol love you Lee!

[@karen30ful]

The SSA office, if you need to fix an error or something less trivial with your SSN, the waiting can be irritating, I prefer going to the DMV, than wait in line at the SSA office. Supermarket lines, 5 o'clock Boston traffic, welcome to the gates of hell! :(

[@arglebargle17]

So far the worst is an emergency room. Combine all the efficiency of waiting at the DMV, with half the people moaning, groaning and sick or injured and the other half of the people (the ones who brought the first half) have roughly the demeanor of people in line at WalMart customer service a week after Christmas..... with.... being so sick yourself with an infection in your diaphragm so that the only possible position you can be in is on hands and knees hugging one of the seats and your nose is working just damn spiffy so you can smell ass on the chair. And I'm not going to complain too much about the guy moaning in the next chair over. I'm pretty sure the two of us would have been happy being somewhere else playing Scrabble™. Anyways, I'm in. When's the next Scrabble™ game? Just let me know the address.

[@misbmt1]

in an airport terminal watching snippets of Republican debate and the people around you love Trump and they can't wait for him to fix the country. ..WTF?! has everyone gone crazy?

[@mariodan13]

In fact for the people who still live in Venezuela, everyplace is awful. I mean the public transport where you can get robbed, shot, rapped, kidnap etc, etc. Supermarkerts where you gotta stand in a 2 km line to get in, and stand in 10km line to pay for the few products you can find :(

[@xxcearxx]

sabe dónde, un bus lleno de gente, y lloviendo, entonces todas las ventanas van cerradas... y esa mezcla de olores... OG GOD!! WHY???

[@BekahIris]

You forgot the food court at the mall! It's so noisy with a bunch of toddlers running around and the tables aren't just dirty, they're disgusting --- I'm talked caked-on gunk from the Chinese food place from three days ago on the tables!

[@fbalter]

If you don't like to see PDA, I do recommend you avoiding visiting Brazil, specially Rio.

[@harleeb.4361]

I hate waiting in bathrooms bc the handicap stall is the only one I can use in my wheelchair, but there's somebody in it. You have people looking at you in pity bc you're in a wheelchair and there's never enough room for them to pass. Like I get it if you have a kid or something. In busy bathrooms, when I'm not in my chair, my cousin and I might use it together to keep two other stalls free. Or a mom with a kid or two. But unless you NEED the stall, please consider others. An old lady with a walker may need it. Or a mom with her couple of toddlers. Or a person in a wheelchair/has a disability. please don't be that asshole. I get it, they're roomy. But if I'm trying to get in a stall in a hurry because I need to treat something then I'm just SOL.

[@labrujanat]

I'm 22 and still go to my childhood eye doctor because he is so nice. ABC Optometrist. They use me as an example for the kids in the waiting room so they wont be afraid of getting eye drops. I'm embarrassed.

[@josmat]

Your annual check with the gynecologist. Is like the weirdest place, in an uncomfy position with the urge to finish it ASAP. Thank god is just once upon a year.

[@alecjimenez498]

im in love with Joanna

[@elsysarmiento5932]

The long lines at Sam'/Walmart. Why must they be soo long! Especially when there is that ONE person at the cashier taking their sweet time pulling out coupons or paying their goods. If you were going to use the coupons why didnt you pull them out earlier!

[@patriciaarias460]

Jajajajaka! I was actually pooping while watching this vídeo, jajajajaja! Qué risa, coño de la madre, jajajaj!

[@LadyEvilest]

Anywhere with screaming kids. Seriously, what's the deal with shrieking at the top of your lungs if you're not being murdered? It's sad when I find a stroll down the side of a highway more relaxing than sitting in a book store.

[@vanessaestherordialesdiaz4715]

hi, joanna, let me say that everytime i watch your videos i feel good, i laugh and for a moment everything dissapear, all the problems, all the mier... in this world... thank u!

[@alfredoxRg]

Shitty places? try to go to any "mercadito" in venezuela. if you look away you have people putting potatoes, and tomatoes a 200 el kilo, barato.

[@mauricegomez5768]

Hanging out with that person who never stops talking but only wants to talk about the thing furthest from your mind. Like "dude, i just asked if you wanted to go get chinese. i didn't want to hear your three hour pitch to the comic book you're writing..."

[@darkktur88]

The parking lots at the small ethnic grocery stores...they're so small and malconfigured, it's like one of those puzzles with one empty space and you all have to wait to move !

[@vikki10]

Business meetings where you’re suppose to mingle/network. THE WORST

[@pixelatedhyenadae3367]

I absolutely hate the mall, especially after I've been there for few hours and I just want to the god damn candy store that I never get to go to cause my dad is allergic to everything(not literally), and I feel like I deserve to get at least a few gummy frogs cause my feet hurt, and it's loud and there's people there which just sucks the life out of my Introverted self, and my mom/sister/stepmom wants to go everywhere, whereas me and/or my dad are just standing there being dragged around and then my dad is bored so he starts stepping on my heels and when I turn around to smack his arm he totally uneffected because the arm I'm hitting has basically no feeling in it, and then we both end up just wanting to go home.

[@nerdyguy29]

Hahaha, I am 22 and still go to my pediatrician but since my mom works there, I can go in through the back so I do not have to wait in the waiting room so I do not feel guilty, plus everyone there has known me since I was 8 so I was always get free food haha. My version of hell would be at like a family party for a relative that you don't even know surrounded by other relatives you don't know and they are blasting like older cumbia or bachata or whatever that only the oldies like.