Things That Make Me Crazy - Joanna Rants

[@nefimendezhd]

I hate when someone opens my bedroom door and then leaves it open.

[@KMBSoloProductions]

i hate this

[@cesiamaria7025]

Same

[@aixaoviedo5707]

HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR?

[@gosick442]

Yaaaasss

[@btsshineearmybapgot7exoico366]

same

[@rosadeplata1752]

The noise some people make to scratch the inside of their throat. What are you doing!?! Why???

[@kirahacay6864]

I do that a lot 😂

[@MariposaRedimida]

Alergies man, not even once.

[@Chavezoid]

Creepy humping camels noise...annoys me too.

[@andrea12345678911079]

I hate it when people are writing an essay or something in Word, and they do it all messed up, like without commas, or accents, or periods, without highlighting the titles... It freaks me out.

[@AzrentheLanguageNerd]

Joanna! Why don't you post most more videos on this channel? I would love to see more of you here, your videos are amazing.

[@inakigiron]

When someone keeps asking questions about something you literally have no fucking idea about, you've made it clear but they act like they haven't heard you...

[@DianaJ01]

I ~hate~ get seriously pissed off when someone doesn't respect my time, nor my personal space. IT GETS ME EVERYTIME 🔥 I can literally be having an interview or an important call or something, and there's THAT person that keeps blabbing unimportant stuff and demanding attention in such situations. And then the space-invaders; I could be running backwards and they would still not get that I don't want them any less than a meter away from MAH FACE! 🔥

[@DavidHWatson]

Congrats Joanna & Chris on 25 episodes! Your series is the only one on FLAMA I watch regularly. I like some of the other videos, but I find your series always makes me feel better. You're very funny Joanna & Chris. Also, for complaining I live in Canada, and I hate that there are places in the world that get cold and have winter. Why can't every place have summer all the time?!

[@arianazamot132]

I hate it when I grab my coffee cup and find out that I finished it without realizing it

[@soldadoazul5305]

tenes una personalidad tremenda necesitamos mas videos tuyos

[@velvet4299]

I can relate 1000% to #3 😂 nothing good happens without a bad thing happening right after

[@annasmurawski661]

oh and by the way, Joanna, rant more for us, please, we need 25 more episodes haha

[@vivhr]

Selfie en el fondo de pantallaaaaaaaaa! Lo odio, una cosa es tener buena autoestima pero una selfie en el fondo de pantalla!

[@Thecousinofpedobear]

i hate the fact that i've felt true love for people i've met on the internet than for people i see on my day-to-day

[@theflama]

Brad sucks!

[@ClementePR21]

Dick...

[@j.hypolite5163]

pusssy

[@omarm.6761]

Tell that to the guys at my all boys school

[@TNAYT]

lol

[@mythsnmore8075]

Yes, yes he does

[@arianas.532]

I hate it when my parents call my name, i respond and then there is silence...

[@Aralysa]

I Hate the People that walks in group slowly... and DON'T LET YOU PASS!!!

[@renatoe9648]

I hate when stores don't put prices on their stuf and obligate you to ask

[@Einsamerick]

And once you've done that you feel forced to buy it...

[@gokutilapa]

I work at a store and we legit have no one to put prices up so I try to do my best and costumers sometimes tell me "wow, last time I came in that was only .99¢ and it's now $1.49"

[@j.hypolite5163]

OMG, this is so true. Or when the rack full of clothes never has your size to try on so when you ask the store person to go in the back and get your size and then you try it on and hate it, you still feel obligated to buy it. ugh.

[@ablurida]

I would just leave

[@chuzzlesthegreat7784]

Yeah... I just think to myself "If I have to ask, I can't afford it".

[@mariavictoriaperezdiaz3590]

I hate it when people ask "if you are Hispanic then why are you white?"

[@quackerstheduck1670]

im mexican and they say i look and act white...if they got to know the real me theyd be like yep definitely mexican lol

[@cassandra2968]

Same!!!! I'm Afro Puerto Rican and people always think I'm lying about my own background 😑😑 people have a fixed impression that Latinos are not diverse.

[@alexEMP1]

In case you didn't know,Hispanic means from Spain... I think you guys are talking about being Latino..

[@andreaconcepcion3916]

Well you are white , whats yout skin color?? White soo you are 😂 i hated too 🔫

[@mariavictoriaperezdiaz3590]

Hispanic is a linguistic term. It refers to speaking Spanish as a native tongue. It has nothing to do with race. Así que no entiendo por qué sacas a colación dicha cuestión. Está fuera de contexto. Es obvio que yo, como hispana, sí conozco el significado. Quienes NO lo saben son los anglosajones y por eso dicen pendejadas tipo "why are you white?".

[@danielajimenez2564]

25 johana rants is not. enough, there should be like one everyday 😂😂

[@lucasavalo]

Im subcribed to flama just for her

[@jesse382]

Johana needs to be in more flama videos if not most flama videos

[@paopao11]

+lucas avalo me too

[@danielajimenez2564]

I know me too! lol Johanna and Cris are just the best team EVER

[@deathrowsk8team]

T

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

I hate slow internet

[@volcom6514]

OMG I hate that shit!

[@ginandromeda1618]

Cantv :'v

[@BlackSailor]

Then, don't come to Venezuela.

[@Sabrina-sc1db]

Anthony Colmenares ....I am from Venezuela

[@BlackSailor]

What a shame for us xD

[@rdpa4019]

This channel needs more Joanna

[@JaxTheCartographer]

yes

[@alexEMP1]

Siiiiiii

[@paopao11]

Yes

[@fieryhottacos8413]

Yep!

[@andymesa3307]

That's my only complaint.

[@squidthing]

I hate people who are like "Oooh I have the best gossip.....but I can't tell you" That's some bullshit! Why even bring it up?!

[@squidthing]

Also I've met several cubans named Nancy. They must be the midwesterners of the caribbean.

[@ablurida]

They really shouldn't tell you. Gossiping is something small minds do.

[@user-tw2ij7ss2t]

I hate when people enter my room, turn on the lights, and leave without turning them back off.

[@Junomoons]

I hate it when I get criticized for being Hispanic (as in from Spain) and I apparently "can't relate" to "Latino" struggles. Yes I do speak with a lisp but my abuela will still be sexist as fuck. And Spanish music in the morning does mean I'm gunna clean the entire ducking house.

[@carmen2721]

true

[@Chavezoid]

Fuck them. That happens to white rich Latinos too, like many rich Venezuelans in Miami and New York, who have had no struggles whatsoever, but they're still fully hispanic-latino. The latino struggle is a class thing, not an ethnic one.

[@MaxsSuperMommy]

theres this one dead branch just hanging onto a tree in my backyard that I can't get down it's just hanging there taunting me and I swear one day it's going to fall on my head I hate that branch

[@MaxsSuperMommy]

i cant reach it even with the branch cutter. i might burn the whole tree down to establish dominance 💪

[@Chavezoid]

Damn branch. Leave Lisa alone!!!!!!

[@SoTypicallyMeh]

1. I'm mad that I still don't know what Chris looks like. 2. It's funny she kept adjusting her bra but she didn't complain about how underwires are torture devices.

[@JustJulyo]

things that annoy me, Flama videos with no Joanna

[@Lestrangest]

Lmaoooo me af

[@judybaltazar4967]

Same!!! *flama notification* me: oooooohhhhh! Joanna!???? *flama video with no Joanna* me: 😔😔😔

[@JustJulyo]

Judy Baltazar exactly

[@liquidpebbles7475]

I don't know who edited this, but he is doing a good job

[@EricaShady10171972]

Chris

[@quantumwitcher9376]

they said Lee at the beginning

[@Pezrohi]

lee chin 4 life on the edit

[@leechin610]

I edited this episode, I actually edit all of them! Thank you!

[@Chavezoid]

Lee Chin is da man!!!!

[@dayanaracruz7609]

I hate it when strangers comes out of nowhere and touch my hair! Why people do that?! mi pelo es real y es así no hay necesidad de tocar lo.

[@liadame224]

happens to my kids n I all the time. "Wow is it all yours?", or "it feels nice".. I get so pissed..😡

[@liadame224]

Lol yes, or are you sure your not mixed with anything . I just act like I don't speak English or Spainish n walk away ..lol

[@dayanaracruz7609]

I live in Puerto Rico. They touch it and they like "is it real?" or "what products you use to make it look like that?" I'm like my hair IS like that.

[@liadame224]

Am Puerto Rican, n my girls are mixed with Dominican but they both have different type of curls. We get asked the same question or how can we be related n have different hair.. I be like really? Ppl just be a little crazy sometimes...,😀❤

[@susana8727]

+Divalicious Mommy's World I know how you feel..my daughter has my crazy curls but her texture is a bit softer cuz of her dad.. she's pr/dr mix too..and she gets so angry cuz random kids just touch her hair...

[@Throughpaoseyes]

When your charging your phone and you forget that it's charging so you walk and trip over the cord......

[@lacyevans7324]

When someone says "I'll be there in 10 minutes" 2 hours later... *crickets*

[@laskarez]

I hate when I need to use the bathroom and suddenly everyone needs to use the bathroom

[@angeknowsit]

I hate it when my mom doesnt let me do things my brother does just cuz I am a woman and he is a man.

[@SirAlvarus]

i hate when people lose some stuff they borrowed from you, and then they get angry at you for getting pised of because of what they did

[@LloydSkyLion]

I hate when there's not more episodes with Joanna like more often.

[@laflamma1887]

I hate how when I put plus my headphones in to my phone everyone decides to talk to me like wtf man

[@Larry_Alvarez]

I hate when people treat me like a kid even though I'm an adult.

[@ElohinMMG]

People that walk slow in a small sidewalk, or when they're in a group and take all the space, like a wall of stupid people!!. People that doesn't know how to use the light signals in their cars. People that chew with their mouth open. Little kids crying. (Yes I feel better) xD

[@huskyrigatoni]

I hate when I'm driving and the people around me don't use their turn signals and cut me off. It's not that difficult. Also when my Nonna asks if I have a boyfriend. Basta 😩😩

[@solvictor6105]

I hate when my family ask if I have boyfriend dude what are you talking about I'm ugly af

[@albert453able]

I hate to see people leaving shit in the toilet.

[@michelleim9470]

I hate having to wait EONS for Joanna Rants/ Responds videos.

[@ORIGINALPRANK]

Things that makes me crazy: 1- seeing people throwing garbage in streets, I mean WTF that's why our city looks like a dumpster (Maracaibo) 2- people annoying me just because I don't drink alcohol.. Come on, just leave me alone, 3-Maduro (I don't need to say more about that 4- drivers in public transport that charges you over the legal amount but you still take the bus 'cause is getting late 5- vallenato (like Maduro, it speaks by itself... I can go on but I will probably annoy you guys... Sometimes is hard being me

[@boxhead1993]

walking through the hallways and the person in front of you has the pace of a snail. WALK FASTER STEVEN

[@CarlosNeiraSoy]

It makes me crazy the regguetoneros in the subway, with their music so loud, that even the people of the Titanic can hear #RoseDeWittBukaterWillHateThem

[@jsphat81]

I hate when my neighbors sit in front of the fucking building every other night to gossip and block the stairs.

[@renfrooger1224]

I hate two things: *Does Ecuador exist? That is Africa right? There is something between Colombia and Peru? I hate when a person say that .-.!!!! *You all love piñatas. because if someone is Latino, there is no need to love Piñatas, and yeah maybe I love piñatas but not because I'm Latino.

[@KMBSoloProductions]

people who ask for cheese and lettuce on their tacos...

[@RobertoPR5]

people who ask for a quesadilla without chese...

[@KMBSoloProductions]

RobertoPR5 there is no way people do this...

[@RobertoPR5]

MobWorld didn't you heard the meme " -I want a quesadilla -With chese or without chese"

[@KMBSoloProductions]

RobertoPR5 lmao nope

[@idaliaamaro4026]

Or even worse, asking for a quesadilla and receiving it without cheese and when you complain the waitress is like "How was I supposed to know you wanted it with cheese" -.-

[@JChapaG]

I hate when my roomates get lazy and use another trash bag but leave the already full bag in the bucket.

[@IrmaSincera]

She is The Best!

[@luciagallonrueda630]

I hate people that walk really, really, REALLY slow in very narrow places so you can't walk around them and you just have to keep up with their snailwalk even though you might be in a hurry.

[@elizardoerives4244]

When someone tells you they do all the work and its actually just you picking up all thier slack.

[@Cheesychild]

i hate when i type a comment out but then it doesn't sound quite right so i delete it

[@ninaabenco6048]

Here is to flama being only joana rants everyday always forever

[@bellaforman7014]

The read feature. Because someone not responding is bad enough but now you can know when someone reads your texts but doesn't care enough to reply

[@ghost245353]

Quote of the Day: "Would you prefer it with genitals?!"

[@gosick442]

I can relate to Joanna on a personal level. Almost everything annoys me and maybe that's why I have no friends xD

[@ShadeBlaze]

Oh that's easy. Double standards. Forgetting a word you clearly know, but can't quite remember. Spending the next hour trying to remember that word. People that kill the conversation with every response by throwing single words, or 3 words at best.

[@ZvezdaKrasnaya]

People who talk too loud for their environment: Most Brazilians in Bolivia. Por que vocês têm que falar gritando?! :'(

[@moneyandplans3959]

People who call Taco Bell and Chipotle "Mexican Food"

[@vivianevans8543]

I mean I'm from the Midwest but I see people calling others negative Nancy all the time on TV, and everyone understand the expression at least.

[@blue_manatee3895]

I have a locker at school that is right behind a post AND right in the middle of the Jock and Nerd groups. So I can never get into my locker unless I'm really early or really late.

[@foolishdesperado8259]

I HATE THE FACT WHEN IM SICK AND IN PUBLIC AND HAVE TO COUGH I CAN'T BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY COUGHED TOOO F***ING MUCH SO I AM JUST INTERNALLY DIEING INSIDE AND HATING MYSELF FOR NOT COUGHING AND ALSO MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN AND IM ON A PHONE

[@emmacat3202]

I hate it when I get a cold on the day that my favorite Spanish translation class is, and not on a weekend! Why can't I get sick on the day of my easiest and most boring class?!

[@SweetyMelody99]

I don't like fall. It's cold in the morning so you need an hoodie but after 10 a.m. there are 38°c and it's always raining(Italy). It's awful and mosquitos love this weather(at least you can drink hot cocoa during the evening).

[@dogables]

wish I lived in Italy.

[@TheWolf96]

Whoever edited this video is the best, well done. Well second best, to Joanna of course, oh and Lee. However the thing I hate is people who stand and don't move at the front of the door on the train. Like come on dude move so people can get on

[@Pezrohi]

yo lee chinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[@leechin610]

DUDE! I EDITED THIS EPISODE, I actually edit all of Joanna Rants!

[@TheWolf96]

Lee Chin you talented af homie

[@leechin610]

Thank a lot homie!

[@Marie-sn4zn]

I hate when I have my headphones on and someone tries to speak to me and when I take them off they shut up, like wtf

[@carmen2721]

it annoys me when my grandma comes to my room and ask what am i doing on my phone and i dont know how to explain her what is youtube and why am i watching a youtube video

[@Chavezoid]

Explain to her that it's not a phone anymore. Tell her it's modern day TV and that you're watching videos for entertainment. My grandma died last week. Don't be hard on yours.

[@angelmoon33]

I 1000% agree with you about the people who make out in public. I HATE IT. So much so that the only PDA you'll ever see me doing is holding hands with my husband. and that's still a MAYBE.

[@diegorodriguezgalvez3805]

have you notice that we never see Joanna and Chris at the same time? like with batman and Bruce Wayne... Coincidence? I DONT THINK SO. also, screw Brad, he's the worst

[@yetta1944]

Joanna needs her own channel so we can hear her rants all the time!!!

[@pcarebear1]

How about: When someone steals your food from the work fridge...WTF!?! I know you make more $ than me, stop stealing my drinks!!!!

[@fabyibarra2109]

Joanna is the best of flama

[@arissita14]

When the lawyer ask you for documents 3 days before the signing of the paperwork when she could have ask for those documents a month ago and that's only gonna delay sending the paperwork...

[@mmaannggaa]

hey joanna, did you know that people that tend to crack their knuckles (i have no idea how to spell that) often is because the are sexually frustrated, or not having it enough? Also, saludos desde Buenos Aires, Argentina

[@lugy1010]

25 rants????? Well where are they at? I have only seen about 10 rants and like 5 joanna discuss rants. Where are the reat. I want more joanna!!!!!

[@thecoral2388]

Joanna, if Venezuela was a human country, what would he/she look like (I really want this answered ;-;) Also my drawing if Venezuela was a human country (I was not a good artist back then): instagram.com/p/BHf_VsAhwxk83gwTxoG_R2UuCaw9GTCaAMTlzU0/?taken-by=lamlam.idontcare Also sorry that it is not in good quality

[@blue_manatee3895]

When I forget to charge something right before a trip and I can't use it on the plane. It happens SO OFTEN!

[@supermonk3y07]

Why can't I get with a girl like Joanna? Why arent there any as interesting as her? These are probably some things that make me crazy when I watch her videos.

[@islandmargarita13]

JOANNA! my mom and I saw you on despierta America a few days ago and she loved your rant about latino stereotypes

[@MultiKswift]

I want to yell at the people who spread out across the side walk or hallway and then proceed to walk as slow as turtles forcing you to slow down because they don't give you any room to pass them. Its like can you fucking move I have places to be. Its so rude.

[@NNov1996]

lolz Joanna constantly triggered

[@YogaConLeo]

The fucking lines in the banks or in Starbucks or another place where people go! 😡😡

[@BurnRoddy]

Keep complaining about the little things that you hate if it makes you feel good. Don't think about big stuff that you hate if it makes you feel bad. Honestly you're funny regardless. But don't put our laughter ahead of your own sorrow.

[@Belguie]

I hate it when my Dominican neighbours be playing bachata mad loudly at 1am in the morning.

[@hopepacheco4364]

I hate people who constantly get back together and put it on social media like dude we don't care about ur relationship!

[@pedrofigueroa3352]

I hate myself, cause I watch these silly videos, that contribute to nothing in my life, but yet I do

[@eliasmg9144]

Well the milk maids. OMG I've made a Kevin Smith reference

[@lunakitty1990]

Clerks was a great movie and I've worked at a mart similar to the quick stop the milk maids were common also people asking stupid questions

[@moth.mp4437]

people who act sad, then u ask then whats wrong and their just like. "no no, I'm alright." *sobs* like I can tell ur not okay you jack wagon so just tell me before I ship you to donald trumps house.

[@victoriadeassis9202]

who else noticed at 1:58 it said "Brazilians" OH MEU DEUS

[@davidqlq]

Now we know that Joanna's Netflix password is her own name 😂😂😂

[@jorgejavier1996]

i hate when Joanna rants about other rants within other rants and its hard for me to follow the rants and im ranting about it and if this comment goes up in joanna responds then its even worse. rantception

[@leonelgarcia5102]

Omg, the ear thing is sooooo relatable, my grandma has deafened me by kissing me in the ear.

[@Chavezoid]

"I didn't even know I had that much shit to say" ....hahahaaaaaaaa.....epic.

[@domenicalombeida7073]

When U.S. citizens do not understand that America is a continent, not a country.

[@musicandwrestling123]

The remote one is so goddamn accurate 😂😂 I love you Joanna!

[@josenavarro8100]

I can relate to all of this

[@Chavezoid]

Small things that bother me... ummmm... when people say their assumptions or opinions as fact, especially when they are contradicting me (I always say IMO when it's an opinion). When I suspect it's happening, I always ask: "What's the source? How do you know this?" and almost aaaalways people have to confess that it's just an assumption.

[@andyv172]

annoys me q no hagan más videos con argentinos

[@alarcon99]

the election. The Election. THE ELECTION!!!!

[@maxsmodels]

These minor complaints can have a stress relieving effect. As Mark Twain famously said of cursing : " profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer". But having said that I try to keep things in perspective. I whine about not getting a wi-fi signal while my family in Venezuela tries to get home from the store without getting robbed.