6 Pretty Women Meet A Tribe Of Predatory Cavemen

[@r_ABBYT]

The Descent is possibly one of my favorite movies, mainly due to the fact that it does a good job of presenting female leading characters that have depth and personality, unlike more recent films that just try too hard to make “strong female characters” and fails miserably in the execution. This movie shows it’s characters being skilled and resourceful and badass, but also shows them struggle with the situation they’re in. They try, they fail and then they’ll try again with a different method until they succeed. This movie doesn’t try to pivot men against women by saying “these characters can do it better because they’re women”, they make mistakes but they still push through because, just like anyone else would be in this situation, they want to survive.

[@anon9579]

The right kind of strong female character

[@mcoupe69]

Wait.. the ones that all wear pink and have short purple hair and are flat as a board and smell bad aren’t the right kind of strong women!?? Ps: jokes are jokes

[@damianstarks3338]

Couldn’t have said this better myself.

[@-MrFozzy-]

Fingers of agreement!

[@vla1ne]

"6 Pretty Women Meet A Tribe Of Predatory Cavemen" You know, most of us call that a frat party.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Ha! Good one.😂

[@crelos3549]

8:40 That sensation of wanting to jump or felling that gravity pulls you when you are in a high place it's called: "The call of the void" and it happens to almost every human but scientists are not completely sure why it happens

[@calebcostrini]

Sometimes when you stare down into the void... The void says "Hey kid, I've got candy."

[@smiley.dmcallistor1987]

Sometimes I yell into the dark abyss of the Void, and sometimes, if I listen closely... I can hear it calling back...

[@thecoolguy5724]

It happens when your mom calls you when you are playing your pc

[@ShadowMage]

@@thecoolguy5724 Mom! I'm playing Minecraft!

[@tetrasphere8165]

It's because of the fear of falling winds up your imagination so much that you start entering a mild trance like state. You end up not trusting yourself because of this and start to question if you'd actually jump and it loops back around to your imagination again.

[@DemonHunter-yk6xh]

Day Number 1 of wanting Alteori to review Battle: Los Angeles

[@doopmacias16]

Got my my tent and supplies so I'm ready

[@millerlucerojames]

Um ... - points the aliens behind both of you - ... Should i ... Call in or just let them wait ?.

[@angelgaming9931]

Guess I’ll join in. ⛺️😁I would also love her to do a alien analysis on it too.

[@EL-ISS]

I got the portable BBQ and heated tent. We're here for the long haul, boys.

[@Tores444]

I can get behind this

[@coreywigent7693]

14:46 That jumpscare with the cave crawler standing right behind them gave me the biggest heart attack when I first saw it. It still scares me 😅

[@s8theninjawarrior916]

It was one of the biggest jumpscares I had in a long time when I watched it

[@Mouchoo]

same lmao

[@riffulsam]

I absolutely loved the way you said “That’s what you get bitch!” as the screen shows Sarah, staring at Juno with such a cold and crazy-eyed expression.

[@Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist]

You really are a horrible person. There's nothing wrong with infidelity and Sarah was being a selfish, sadistic murderer for getting Juno killed because of her narcissistic sense of entitlement to her husband's sexual exclusivity getting invalidated. Alteori doesn't have female friends because she's a coward. She's also a horrible person because sadistic murderers who kill people because they get offended by genuine expressions of love don't deserve understanding. Plus, she's dismissive about Juno's connection to Sarah's husband. I've talked to many people who had affairs with married people and they do have deep and serious feelings for their AP's and they go through real pain and anguish when that connection is severed. Plus, she gives weak excuses for justifying her immoral beliefs, I mean, overpopulation happens when we give Africans too much free food. I really hope she does find out that her husband is cheating on her because that would make me very happy.

[@Wraithfire27]

The creatures ARE evolving to hunt above ground. The sheer amount of fresh animal bodies down there is waaay too much for them NOT to be hunting above ground.

[@EL-ISS]

I just remember watching this a long time ago with my brother, sisters, and our friends. When the scene came up where they had the car accident I vividly remember my brother snorting before he said: "Damn that van literally laid the pipe!" Now whenever I rewatch it I can't help but laugh during that scene.

[@juanisol8275]

Thank you for considering my comment to review these subterranean humanoid tribes! It is really intense the claustrophobic moments and the fact that you are enclosed / surrounded by a swarm / herd of cave predators! Intriguing your personal analysis about the creatures (I liked your criticism about their way of climbing the walls, the sound of the hyena, and other curiosities XD (But what plot twists in the end the true prison is oneself and we are victims of the Myth of the Platonic cave!)

[@noahmorones5347]

I swear half of my life is spent shivering in my room with the light on because of movies like this

[@pedromelendez4625]

Ah, the talking fox graces us with her wisdom. Sidenote, freaking love your video reviews and explanations, seriously, your content is gold xD

[@tetrasphere8165]

"Unless she exploded" 🤣 that was way funnier than it should be

[@GirlofCulture]

The End of this movie..is so diablolic brilliant..like a nightmare. By the way, the look Sarah gives Juno 34:15 is the most evil and badass look I've ever seen.

[@darth_indominus6615]

I have never seen this movie but I might give it a shot. You always make me want to watch these type of movies and I love that. Keep up the amazing work

[@EL-ISS]

Watch it! Get your most comfortable pajamas, some of your favourite snacks, a weighted blanket and turn them lights down or off. It's a CLASSIC. I watch it at least once every 1.5 years.

[@darth_indominus6615]

@@EL-ISS nice I will give it a shot

[@anon9579]

I wonder if Alteori will do a POV of one of the crawlers

[@darth_indominus6615]

@@anon9579 possibly

[@kyze8284]

One thing I've learned from movies like this is, if someone SAYS they saw something, someone else keeps a lookout for it and you don't just brush it off as fiction JUST IN CASE, because then you're prepared for something dangerous that was specifically seen by somebody

[@josephdillard9907]

2:45 I can understand what you said about not having female friends, that makes sense, but it's sad how many people these days, both men and women, have been duped into thinking that having kids is some kind of bad thing, like it's just some kind of burden or something. I was duped that way too, and now, in my 40's, I have realized how much I've been lied to, that having kids is one of the most important and most fulfilling, and most meaningful things a person can do in life, and that it's probably too late for me to find anyone to have kids with. Cause single women my age tend to be single for a very good reason.

[@Vespyr_]

Big regret for me too. But I would have been a pretty meh parent I think. But maybe this is cope.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Oh this one is one of my favorite horror films, thanks for covering it Alt!

[@zebramussels141]

I timed that scene where they drop the rock. It takes about 7.5 seconds for the rock to fall. Using a very convenient kinematics equation, d = 1/2*a*t^2 + vi*t, we can calculate the height of the drop. The vi*t term simplifies to 0 since they didn't give the rock any initial velocity, so the distance (d) that the rock travels is equal to 1/2*9.8 m/s/s*(7.5 s)^2, which works out to 275.625 m, or 904 feet!

[@TwistedTeaRex]

NEEEEEEEERRRRRDDDDDDD

[@DeadlyPlatypus]

That's 5 coils of rope 200' long. Or 6 coils 150' long (no room for knots) Or a 600' coil plus two more 150' or longer. That's a lot of rope for a caving trip, unless they KNEW they'd need it. But they thought they were going to a different cave... There's no way they had that much rope on them.

[@Das112293]

Hello Alteori. The Descent. Love this movie there is also a Descent 2 the sequel to it. You should do a review on the second one too. The Crawlers kinda look vampiric in a way with a bit of Gollum to it. Scary environment to be trapped in don't want to adventure there. Another review/commentary movie from you. Always enjoy them. Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.

[@mandaFredette]

The bone sticking out with the don don donnn music kills me XD I'm binging your monster videos lol!

[@RomanTheODST]

I love these long form Videos, please keep them up

[@Spacewizzard090]

Good use of the word "Jezebel", it doesn't see enough play these days

[@Austynrox]

I love the development of this movie. The whole cave system was made for the movie. I think they said they made 7 different structures and just rearranged them for whatever part of the cave they were in.

[@halcyon6098]

Yup. Really cool. Also the women didnt know wat the creatures looked like until they filmed and got truly scared in the nvg blood pool scene.

[@QuelSalius]

I remember seeing this and thinking that it was pretty good and terrifying! Very underrated. 😳 BTW, will you do Descent 2?! 🤔

[@christianperez5561]

Love this movie, great scares, creepy creatures. Fun fact real creatures that look similar to those things in real life are called Pale Crawlers, or Crawlers, and live in dark places like sewers, caves, tunnels, and abandoned mines.

[@Sev3617]

Had no idea you covered this gem of a film, looking forward to this :D

[@theologe6076]

10:14 i know it's just her flashlight or whatever, but it looks like the dark lord is about to fry himself some grade A beef.

[@markanthony1004]

Accurate

[@zacharyengle4256]

I still remember when this movie came out. I was like 10 then, and the trailer terrified me so much that I didn't sleep that night and I always had to beg my grandparents to change the channel whenever it played on TV.

[@StephonDodd]

I was laughing so hard at some of the things you said in this video and I love your videos btw 😂❤️

[@moreromanoli]

It's fun watching alteori. Making fun of the characters. This has to be the best video I watched today

[@supapongpattarapongpan3355]

"And the earth give birth to very full grown woman" LMFAO!!!

[@raphmaster23]

I read somewhere that society is 3 meals away from complete chaos

[@thekeeperoftwindragons5976]

I randomly watched these one night, I loved them so much

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

0:01 Your cat when they didn't eat for 5 minutes

[@cjkalandek996]

1:45-1:54 Thank you for putting that into words. One of the reasons I recently subscribed.

[@taterplays7282]

you are right the husbands kiss was like something you would do with a 3rd or 4th cousin at a family gathering. Not because you want to but because you're expected to.

[@chriso0015]

It’s situations like this where a Green Lantern ring would be just fantastic

[@celestialspartan1176]

Those creatures look like Orcs to me from LOTR. Specifically the Moria Orcs.

[@halcyon6098]

Got traped in a cavein and survived. Now their blind and slimey. 😂😂😂

[@Nan-bara]

I love this movie, all these characters didnt deserve any of this, even juno. I wish this movie was longer tbh, i enjoyed the atmosphere and story. Juno is a badass in this movie, regardless of the jessabelness of her I wish we could get a prequel of how the cavemen/women got like that.

[@jakubgavenda4774]

Oof you really scared me at the start I was wearing headphones and watching at night 😅. Anyway awesome review as always Al thank you.

[@NexusDarkworld338]

Yeah, filmed in my country, loved this film, pleased to learn that.

[@mau48310]

Love your new animations , big fan, I recognize a teratophile when I see one lol, love you please keep it coming ty for all your work ❤

[@jocosesonata]

So glad I got the dark ending first. And, on the topic of caves, I would like to recommend to you, and anyone reading this, to also watch _Jacob Geller's_ *Fear The Abyss* video (if you haven't watched it already), because it's through him that I learned to revere the caves, and also develop a measure of fear. Only a measure, since I barely go outside, and the last time I was in a deep dark cave was when I was a child. Had to rappel down into one, we were in a group, it was expectedly dark, probably creepy if there weren't so many of us, and overall it was a neat venture in my life. Anyway, thanks for the laughs and entertainment, Alteori.

[@prettykittycakes]

That video is amazing! I just discovered Jacob Gellers channel

[@jocosesonata]

@@prettykittycakes Next up: *Fear The Cold* and *Control, Anatomy, and the Legacy of the Haunted House.* The former makes you... ahem... _fear the cold,_ the latter makes you fear houses. Yes, like the one you're probably sitting inside of right now. I would also recommend *After a City is Buried* as a bonus.

[@writing_monkey6215]

My sister has never forgiven me for tricking her into watching this movie. 😅

[@lupinashton8913]

Honestly it's one of my favorite movie franchises but I never noticed this begining scene it's full capacity xD it's only now I notice the look and the detail in the scene pertaining to it. I only ever noticed in the end when it was confirmed it was her best friend and often thought this wasn't hinted.....lo and behold it was hinted in the first few scenes lmao

[@khalidahmed8402]

The guy who made this, made Dog Soldiers, it’s a great horror film. It’s basically Shaun of the Dead but with werewolves.

[@chadbuchanan7044]

Dog Soldiers is a hidden gem!

[@norichnocrybesmile3683]

Wtf

[@cygnusstarscream]

I heard a saying when I went through college: The closest friend is "One" step away from hopping in the sack with hubby! And This was back in the 1970s right after the decade of Free Love.. Ha

[@titanking9130]

If Juno did escape the cave, she would probably be suspected of murder, group of friends go cave diving, only for one to return spouting about pale skinned humanoid monsters then proceed to throw her into a insane asylum

[@UrDadsFavouriteMaleEscort]

Seen the follow up film yet?

[@jameswright4640]

This is one of my favorite horrors of all time!

[@Jmnzz]

Loved this movie. Was team Juno all the way. Hated Sarah for what she did but understand most of what happened was due to circumstance and going insane. Also there is a (inferior) sequel that confirms the "happy" ending. And... they screw over both Juno and Sarah even more 😅

[@stumpy1146]

There is a term for your standing on the edge and feeling a pull down, its "Call of the void".

[@a.w.1499]

"What waterproof eyeliner is that?" Sharpie

[@Jyharri]

6:05 Have had a similar experience with that sort of thing, despite being the opposite sex. It seems to be an unavoidable experience as well so seeing it in a movie like this doesn't surprise me now in the slightest. Though that being said, when said people get their due it's fun to watch.

[@mechamenace-le9qi]

This is why I have a phobia of cave exploring😊 and claustrophobic if I can’t move w limb I start panicking

[@itsreapernecrosis2215]

That part where they drop the rock. If you calculate for freefall, it took about ten seconds, and then calculating for the sound traveling back, that's about 2000 to 2500 feet deep if I try to incorporate for some drag. Lmao shits deep.

[@damianstarks3338]

This movie was bloody good also like your review on this movie I also love the original uk ending with the main character thinking that she escaped from the cave only to have the rug pulled from underneath you and surprise she never made it out I liked that too.

[@MrOrcshaman]

Tip, avoid Alteori videos when laying in bed with the lights off. 2 seconds in and you got me! 🤣

[@Romanova2779]

I love this movie and I really enjoyed your review of it.

[@rachdarastrix5251]

23:44 Yes, except for the ones, who the enemy they fight to defend you from, wasn't your enemy until after they fought to defend you from them. After which defending themselves you are in confusion as you watch them single handedly TPK their way over to your ass.

[@jurassicgiganotosaurus]

I laugh the part at 28:22 when u telling yourself why the monster did not use the teeth it is so funny 😂😂😂

[@dboot8886]

Oh man I watched this alone in a theater when I was 17... it was awesome.

[@arivs6564]

Yes I feel the same way if I'm hanging off of a giant cliff and I'm hanging and I'm looking down it feels like gravity is trying to pull me down

[@mads1259]

I am surprised you haven't done a video on this movie before. I watched this movie, and it was good.

[@GallusCorvus]

I thought they did

[@mads1259]

@@GallusCorvus did they? i don't recall an Alteori video about the descent

[@SputnicWasTaken]

"IS he coming out of his mouth" 😂

[@R3D_R4PT0R]

7:20 😂 that part got me good.

[@antcow1239]

Yes, gravity dose pull a bit harder when you are over open spaces, you are not alone in the feeling

[@Ceeboyforlife]

Altori the things you say sometimes, my god! 😂😂😂

[@stardustdragonx3612]

Goddammit Alteori that opening got me lol.

[@theghettotraveler347]

i definitely watch 1 n 2 a few times also. we need a pt 3

[@narikogabiosa799]

Looking over the edge of a high place always make me feel uncomfortable, like one of those dreams where you feel like falling.

[@serosalmega3162]

Your video over the jeepers creepers trilogy would be hilarious

[@StrangeCreed]

Come on, Alteori! Don't mock that little girl's condition. You know, Chronic Adolescent Hemodetonation, where any sufficient puncture makes 'em explode like a ripe tomato with an M-80 in it?

[@raphmaster23]

Isn't that another movie premise?

[@mrloqqe1610]

that ending destroyed me, f*cking ruthless. but honestly absolutely terrible decision to kill off juno, when this actually reduces her chances of survival dramatically. on the other hand, she probably knew they would never come out this cave alive. juno definitely was a proper sociopath. f*cking with the husband of your friend - absolutely terrible and disgusting, leading the whole group of friends in an unknown and unexplored cave while willingly deveiving them - completely insane. however when she killed her friend beth or whatever in the cave, that wasn't honest accident. imo beth was actually the one responsible, bc she snuck up behind juno, while she was savagely fighting for her life with those creatures. i mean cmon, what was she thinking, that's dumb af. anyway, the movie was awesome for sure.

[@HungryGuy3]

Monster 1 : cave good, cave leave me not, Monster 2: me agree cave good

[@22thegeneral82]

I won't lie that's the first time i got a fright in years🤣🤝🏼

[@mullaoslo]

Except for the good ending, the one where she's still in the cave, thus movie goes down for me after the mole people show up.. Being lost in a cave like that is scary enough on its own

[@Chrisfragger1]

My favorite scene is the Bait and Switch at the end, when you think she gets away, but it's all a fever dream before she dies.

[@YeetYeet-vj8vl]

If I fell into some creepy ass cave and there are bones everywhere and I more or less can guess there is something here, Id at least find a bone that looks like a club and hold on to it for self defense. Hell, grab a rock or anything sharp.

[@lostcause78]

I love this movie. Team Juno all the way!

[@anextremlyobbisehoovy8254]

I have an idea for a video Crawlers vs mountain kings (trollhunter) (since they’re both social species that live in caves)

[@GirlofCulture]

I know..back then we just wanted to see something in the cinema (2005) ... That was one of the most spontaneous decisions to see any movie in the theater and we were not disappointed.... One of the best horror movies I know. Beginning, middle end..all excellently paced and..if you then also understand that these "creatures" probably not so extreme, but prehistoric people who never left their caves...on the Phillipienen was discovered a 6000 year old skeleton and by the teeth could be determined that the never eaten anything but meat...and also the bone formation was extremely different ... Anyway- Great Horror/Gore Movie

[@jamcalx]

12:12 that's a reusable sound bite!

[@King2000.]

This movie looks great, now I am going to watch it.

[@EricIsntSmart]

I've never seen this movie but the title of this video sounds like a wattpad title

[@cookingwiththecripple]

Juno is literally everything wrong with humanity

[@NexusDarkworld338]

Ha, yeah, I've nearly killed a few friends for sneaking up on me. I have a lot of combat training and experience, when I'm startled I react fucking fast.

[@pascaleelliott63]

I've only ever seen this movie twice in my life I believe, because I could never sleep in the dark for at least a week after watching it >

[@breezyx976]

Car: crashes Alteori: ADULTERY!! >:( >:( >:(

[@tomsawyerpiper9412]

If you’re afraid of your relationship deteriorating because of having children, your relationship was never that great to begin with.

[@RogueIRL23]

This movie still terrifies me

[@sqweemish6173]

Tell me why I was thinking about how very under rated this movie is last night oh my god!

[@NatsuoxOkami]

OMG!! Please do a review of Descent 2!!!

[@dragonoflocniroth]

When the little girl dies so quickly I know this movie is gonna be one hell of a ride. Also the husband deserves it. Pay attention to the road you ungrateful cheater.

[@Kardinaal29]

I usually don’t like horror movies bc they surprise surprise, scare me, but The Descent is straight up one of my favorite movies across the board.

[@tonyengland420]

Them getting impaled by the pipes was my youngest memory

[@davidwalker7111]

Altior.... who hurt you 😂😂😂

[@FeralLogic]

Unlike other animals that WOULD use their teeth, apes, like us, grapple. Teeth are usually reserved for sure kills and emergencies.

[@Luckynightfire]

I love her wolf emotions animation

[@ssshark_bait]

Fox*

[@froglingsreborns8729]

It's a great movie but it was my first horror movie and I was way too young to watch it and it literally traumatized me to the point that I am still seriously unnerved by crawler humanoid like creatures.

[@lanita_mcgray]

1:51 I had a history/drama teacher that professed the very same.