The Descent 2 SUCKED Goose milk tuts

[@blo0dysmiles297]

No matter what anyone wants to say until another movie comes out and says out right this one isn't canon, it is. No matter how much people bitch about it. Them saying its not part of the universe of Decent are just living in head canon. Say it all ya like its still not true.

[@RhiffRhaff]

Technically its more an alternate reality anyway isnt it? Cause the movie released with both endings, the UK got the one where she doesnt get out (the director's preferred/original ending) and US got the one where she did (cause they cant handle bleak endings) and the dvd has both on it as well. Im not arguing with you but people could prefer an alternate reality instead, cause both are technically canon, right? This movie just picks up after one of the realities xD

[@blo0dysmiles297]

@@RhiffRhaff That be true if not for the fact UK also got this movie. Making it canon there as well.

[@blo0dysmiles297]

@@sidneysimons6475 You clearly missed the point of this comment. I never said you couldn't like one thing and or ignore this movie. I'm saying thats not fact. I didn't choose anything the makers did when they created a sequel following the one ending. Hell they could have easily still followed the other ending and kept it around the same. My point is they made this movie and the CREATORS of it still see it as canon, meaning THATS fact. While you ignoring the movie is head canon.

[@blo0dysmiles297]

@@sidneysimons6475 So ignore all you want its your opinion/head canon. Just know that don't make it actually canon/fact.

[@blo0dysmiles297]

@@sidneysimons6475 The creators themselves see this as canon still even after its flop. But again what your saying is exactly my point. You saying they made a movie on one of the realities, that would be head canon as its something you/the fans came up with notnthe creators. So its fine thinking like that but don't bring it into a serious convo about the movie like its fact.

[@barryon8706]

The guy with the shovel just didn't want a The Descent 3.

[@Alteori]

AAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@mysticranger2456]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@NecroLiquor.]

This was the absolute biggest mindfuck. 😂

[@duskycat2326]

I consider this Canon now

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

Guy with a shovel: No, no, it ends here. Back down you go. *Gently pushes her to her death*

[@geardog24]

"Let's recreate everything from the first movie but a little bit more different, actually no exactly the same." *Hollywood in a nutshell.*

[@Tores444]

British movies aren't made by Hollywood. This is production companies in general

[@orion4817]

Came across this comment right as she said the quote.

[@uhchiaobito9989]

It’s bullshit there’s do many original ideas too out there hell I have a note book full of original movie ideas yet all Hollywood wants are remakes sequels prequels and shitty ripoffs

[@Spyro757]

Geardog where did your got the photo

[@geardog24]

@@Spyro757 copied it from Google.

[@BejorkDibut]

its called "The Descent", being that the Descent of the quality from the first movie

[@uhchiaobito9989]

Smart!

[@stefanmorris652]

Nice.

[@ironsh4rk]

love this comment

[@gigakuma]

Nailed it!

[@garypfeiffer3489]

I never saw the sequel. Now i don't have to. Thanks Alteori. I always did like you.

[@slbfiel8203]

Same

[@boundedscythe7726]

Same

[@TgamerBio5529]

Same

[@sylvestermader-dancak9632]

Same

[@_will795]

It’s honestly still decent

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

"They're dependent on to find the others" SHE'S RECOVERING IN THE HOSPITAL! WHY the HELL could they not ask her the location and send the proper team to look?!

[@kyze8284]

The only reason: So we could have the drama conflict when they meet back up

[@donovanrooney4077]

Being a sequel to the american cut should immediately tell you what you're in for.

[@AnAmericanMusician]

Never pander to Hollywood

[@kyze8284]

I saw the original cut and my dad said "Man, they really had me going for a second" and then the second one came out "I guess she did finally get out but we don't know how long she was surviving" which went back to the cave, "Oh this OTHER woman survived all this time too, I guess it's possible but why didn't she get out eventually as well? What did she eat all that time?"

[@Das112293]

Hello Alteori. The Descent 2, well that pretty much sums up the whole plot of the movie. Descent 1 was awesome, Descent 2 was horrible. You're right, they should've left it as it is in the first one. No need for a sequel. Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.

[@Alteori]

See you later Das :D

[@Das112293]

Thank you for the reply, Alteori.

[@bri3252]

Honestly,the amnesia part did it make since to me. Trauma sometimes does that. Your mind sometimes blocks out severely traumatic memories to protect itself. Considering what Sarah went through,that definitely seems to be the case.

[@DYLANJJK94]

And at least it didn’t happen in her head and she actually killed everyone, like in the awful movie, The Devil’s chair..

[@scotttrail522]

Similar to Casca from Berserk. Watch The Return Of Casca.

[@theknightspalace]

I liked it, just cause of Juno's flexibility in part one...oh yeah baby that morning stretch made me a fan!!... however that ending was terrible. They never made a finale part 3 to finish the story.

[@SugarMeowYT]

Juno: IS ALIVE Audience: Hooowww????????????

[@MrKodachii]

Me: But why though?

[@kyze8284]

American audiences ask how, I saw the original as the first version so Juno also surviving for a while made sense since Sarah got out and made it to a hospital

[@catscradlegaming3319]

2:49 That scream was hilarious omg.

[@tiagotiagot]

If one were to talk about the threat in the cave trying to not sound crazy; couldn't one say there were some crazy "people" that seemed to be highly trained but also on bathsalts or whatever drug that made them faster and strong than normal people and bloodthirsty, like some sort of cult or gang or something?

[@stefanmorris652]

You can tell she work's hard with considering editing time and how fast the videos come out she has to be busy coming up with ways to entertain us. I've barely been subscribed a month but this is already one of my favorite KZbin channels, thank you for all your hard work and dedication, this channel has made life or at least mine a little less mundane.

[@Alteori]

Thanks so much Stefan! You don't have a brother named Jeremy, do u?

[@stefanmorris652]

@@Alteori My brother's name is Nicholas he has autism but we live around the Columbus Ohio the eastern part but keep up the awesome work, you are going to go further than you will expect and you're more original than you know. Take care my friend and thanks for helping me.

[@TheGuardianofAzarath]

I've not even seen the first Descent movie, and don't really have any intention of seeing this one. I did learn something interesting today, black foxes are actually a thing, they're a rare species, but they do exist. There's one in a fox sanctuary here in the UK. It looked adorable when they showed it on the news.

[@shadowleon659]

The Descent is an amazing horror movie and easily one my favourite films from 2005. I often like to pretend that this shitty sequel doesn't exist.

[@SillyPom]

Ugh. Well I guess you had to see it for yourself to understand why it's one of the most pointless, unnecessary, and frustrating sequels out there. One detail that I remember most after sitting through it was sighing and thinking to myself, "Dammit. I could have done a load of laundry instead."

[@innerguardianXIII]

I think they filmed these in reverse. "The Decent 2" might have been the original pitch for the story, then it got Green lit (in movie joke intended) but on the proviso that it gets parts/characters explained. With a higher budget, they re-shoot the whole thing as the "Girls Night out" spelunking trip, recreated a scene or two (the scene Alteori pointed out), got rid of the creepy old men, turned out superior as a whole to the Original pitch and released THAT Publicly. It became a success so naturally, they rode that train, decided to release a sequel, but to save time, use the original pitch AS the sequel (completely ignoring the leap of quality and all too similar content). They used the ambiguity of the Pitches content to get interest of "Why is this here? Who is this?". It would have been genius if they didn't slip so much. Using a prequel as the starting movie instead of "Star Warsing".

[@mads1259]

I never watched the sequel. The first movie was good, but nothing too special. And now I'll never have to watch the stupid movie. Thanks Alteori. Also I love your fox character. So I am drawing your fox character in a bunch of different scenarios on different fictional planets for a project I call Alteori: New Worlds

[@erikadlloyd5586]

The Descent 2 is another perfect example that not EVERY movie needs a sequel or prequel!

[@YouTubePredalien]

Yeah… the second one just wasn’t good. The first one is incredible though. I find it most effective when the movie doesn’t showcase the crawlers until the last half, allows the more realistic claustrophobia terrors and all to be displayed. That and the fact the actresses had no idea that they would even show up!

[@nikolimoon6165]

3:34 Ooh, a rare yet savage insult XXD

[@vaidaspablo6652]

Did someone gave creative mode to characters? Couse at the end when they needed to fight the monsters, it looked like they spanked them pritty easily.

[@Cryptic_0]

Alteori you should watch Primeval, good show. Probably a lot of your viewers watched it either during their childhood or just in general, it's basically an old gold mine

[@Tores444]

Oooh I loved that show when it was on. Of course I was like 11 but still it was so damn cool

[@Cryptic_0]

@@Tores444 I agree! Shame they discontinued it

[@Alteori]

I did :D I want to rewatch that and Terra Nova

[@Cryptic_0]

@@Alteori Terra nova was awesome!

[@isomac2352]

Where can u rewatch the show?

[@jarl_ulfson5017]

You know, im surprised you haven't done a review of the "Overlord" movie by J.J. Abrams. I rewatched it recently (with a more critical eye and payed attention) and it's honestly a pretty decent movie. I wish they focused more on the "undead" aspect but the movie has great build up and the acting is pretty good. Sound design is another thing that this movie does very well in my opinion The only real gripe i had that kinda amused me is how much people are yelling when they're supposed to keep quiet (ironically a problem in the movie review above lol)

[@beastmaster0934]

4:47 I’m just happy the dog is still alive.

[@catscradlegaming3319]

3:36 Place your bets. Will Officer Cornbread survive the movie or not.

[@catscradlegaming3319]

Why not cut the chain? Because F%ck Officer Cornbread lol. Colonel Sanders got canceled.

[@skwisgarskwigelf7191]

If they ever make a Descent Part 3 (which is unlikely to ever happen at this point) it should involve a group of campers being attacked by crawlers above ground since it’s implied the crawlers come to the surface at night to hunt

[@elementalgamer0732]

No you misunderstand, 2:30 she's desperate to get out of this movie and is trying to get this old man to help her escape.

[@enjolireyes643]

Cornbread and sweet potatoes….. mmmm Thanks for reminding me that Thanksgiving is coming!

[@pralayajin-woo2700]

Honestly it was mainly the male cop that made me hate it, honestly I thought they would have a twist with that cop being the true monster (as a psychopath or something crazy like that), the man was just obsessed with her, and came out sketchy as hell, with some dark goal, even though he’s trying to do the right thing.

[@Alteori]

right!!! Like he was obsessed with Juno though

[@pralayajin-woo2700]

@@Alteori I feel like they had a plan for it, but changed their minds. I’m watching the show YOU, and it shows the potential that character could have, but they didn’t do anything with.

[@pralayajin-woo2700]

@@Alteori the only difference is the main character in YOU is a handsome librarian, and this is a creepy out of shape cop so they obviously would need to make some changes.

[@ABtheButterfly]

I heard the reason why deer stop in the middle of the road at night when they see a card is because of the headlights they become temporarily blinded by the light until their eyes can adjust although the deer stopping in the middle of the day without a headlight on him doesn't make much sense, it must not be a busy road so the deer don't feel any fear for crossing the road

[@Clint52279]

Just stopped in to say "Goose Milk Tuts" sounds like a Tudor era delicacy... delicious!

[@crelos3549]

I didn't even know that this movie existed

[@ghostofwar5430]

Really?

[@crelos3549]

@@ghostofwar5430 I meant the secuel

[@jeambeam3173]

Its basically what Evil Dead 2 is to Evil Dead 1 but worse

[@Nan-bara]

I enjoyed this movie but still disliked it as well. That sheriff dude pissed me and my family off.

[@Whyknot1970s]

The saying "the apple doesn't fall from the tree" someone must have pick up this apple and taken to another country

[@Spacewizzard090]

2:53 Alteori 3 and a half seconds after watching the Descent 2 for the first time

[@blackraven8526]

@Alteori If you haven't seen it yet you might like the Korean movie Monstrum. There's also From the Dark, Event Horizon and the Autopsy of Jane Doe that are good.

[@ghostofwar5430]

Event horizon is one of the best scy Fi horror movies I have seen. I can't believe it was made by Paul Anderson as he is not so good director but the movie was great

[@sebastiengendron6427]

Hey alteori, can you review a movie called "The room". It's about a room that grants wishes but as soon as the person exits the house, the material wishes disappear ( don't mistake the movie title to Tommy wiseau the room, shitty movie)

[@ForenzaAudio]

no, Alteori should do BOTH rooms uvu

[@Tores444]

Dont you dare bismerch Tommy Wiseaus masterpiece

[@sebastiengendron6427]

@@ForenzaAudio definitely, Tommy wiseau's "The room" is shitty yet a hilarious form of fim making, I just wanted to clarify to avoid confusion.

[@anon9579]

I still would love to see her react to it

[@ezragoldberg3132]

You're tearing me apart, Sebastien! The Room is a Cult movie

[@nightmaredevour5854]

They should have just not made the sequel but American need those sequels for money :/

[@ryanbutlerartcolorist651]

Was the first Descent really as good as it's made out to be?..... meh.

[@manyharmons4308]

Compared to this? It was fuckin lotr levels... completely to everything else it was decent.

[@austinfain5788]

I love your videos but the only thing I have to say about this one is the dog part is how we used to you dogs in both military and police situations because they are loud and scary and they are considered a expendable asset

[@jonnybb]

The Descent 2 is what happens when the Yanks want a happy ending.

[@Taulbs]

If you liked the first Decent I recommend Dog Soldiers. Both are directed by Neil Marshall

[@johnparla6252]

Or just go up to up state New York they have real dog men up there and they look just like them

[@sneakyskunk1]

For some reason, anytime Alteori says monsters it cracks me up.

[@ghostofwar5430]

I don't remember it being that bad but I saw it once long ago when it was released. Remember first being way better

[@ezragoldberg3132]

Same same. After the first viewing, i felt like it wasn't as good as the first one but i didn't think it was terrible

[@ghostofwar5430]

@@ezragoldberg3132 yup

[@ghostofwar5430]

@@ezragoldberg3132 yup

[@MoteofLobross]

I disagree. You don't take a near catatonic traumatized amnesiac who barely spent any time in the hospital into a cave like that, suspect or not.

[@gabrielledkamp6703]

hey i was wondering if you could do a review for 2021 venom let there be carnage?

[@jarik9]

I'm not sure this was a continuation of the American ending. She said she escaped by being flush out by water, not climbed out from their hunting hole, and then the dog followed her scent to the river. And in the hospital she asks where her daughter was, alluding to the full ending where she's hallucinating being with her daughter. So I think we're supposed to assume she escaped possibly by happenstance after the full ending by falling into some water that swept her out to the river. Bringing her with them makes no sense to me tho, either she killed her friends, in which case bringing her down with you makes her a massive liability to you succeeding at finding the others, let alone making it out alive yourselves; or she's completely traumatized to the point of honestly not remembering anything and therefore being no help with directions. They should have left her at the hospital, maybe have an officer watch her while they're gone. Other than that, totally agree with everything else you pointed out, great rundown.

[@maniacalmatt917]

There is no Descent 2, idk why the screen keeps going black. Are you feeling okay Alteori?

[@theunpopularopinion9833]

I haven't seen this movie (and I don't plan on it), but going by everything I've seen and heard, it's safe to say its a perfect example of an un-needed, un-wanted sequel. Not every movie needs them, many work best as standalone films, but of course success, money and Hollywood say otherwise.

[@goosebxmps]

wait no she really killed Juno who accidentally killed Beth in the cave by pick axing her in the neck and then left her to die and lied about it.

[@madwolfgarton9997]

That's some good eyeliner juno what brand is that😂

[@MrHort55]

the "creepy JB" comment killed me

[@tobythantom1775]

i think the reason why everything looks less believable in this movie is the lighting in the first one the director wanted to give the sets minimal/no lighting except the ones the characters had in the scene but in the second there is set lighting, which may cause the unreal feeling

[@dersthenuke6960]

Will you do the Deep Rising horror film? I think you might like that!

[@codyjames796]

Can we just say Juno is cute. Okay back to the awful descent 2 review

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

Yep

[@DYLANJJK94]

1:04 that’s right! She shouldn’t even me in the 2nd movie… at least they didn’t say it was all in her head and she killed everyone, like in the Devils Chair…

[@tarajane1334]

The thing is, police would NEVER make a survivor of ONE day still traumatized, still injured, go back into a cave that all her friends died. That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen. Now if he FORCED her, I feel like that would have made the movie much better. Also, the toilet scene ruined it for me.. like we knew when Sarah and rio were discussing what it was, what it was. They didn’t need to show it. But it should’ve Been the blood pit. It’s like they were on a budget & mud was cheaper. The ending with shovel, I hated it a first. Because how dare they have not one, not two, but THREE BAD ASS GIRLS DIE. Sarah sacrificed herself bc she knew she had a daughter that needed her when she no longer did.. and the theory about the old creeper having ancestors that developed into those things, was some quick ass evolution from the time of the mining expo.. the story had major potential. But they ruined it with those things. So because I liked those three girls, I pretend those scenes don’t exist..

[@zionleach3001]

Watched some of it. Didn't really see a problem with it, would love to see a part 3.

[@jothePianoMaster13]

You have no taste

[@B1_224]

That intro scared the shit out of me every time now I'm have a slight PTSD hahaahah

[@Captain.AmericaV1]

Them bat humanoid things just needed a wash, they'd feel a lot better and not be so angry!!

[@ProfDrBaum]

Wait they made another? Why?

[@tuavaresm]

You are right the first one is a classic and the face of the cat is funny af 🤣🤣

[@hideousruin]

just a nit pic but a real hardened steel handcuff chain would not be easy to cut. even if she had an ax it would probably take hours. And you really wouldn't be cutting through it so much just stressing the metal out until it gives. Actually I don't even think it would be possible in any reasonable amount of time to get through the handcuff chain with anything with specialist tools or large bolt cutters. Quality hardened steel Is incredibly durable. Most people get their ideas for how tough steel is from examples of mild steel or iron.

[@jonnybb]

Alterori just sounds exhausted with this movie! haha

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

Have you seen the film theory video on the descent? One thing he misses is that the monsters in the movie breed like rabbits, he just proves they can happen

[@c.d.rstudios4691]

How do you know that they breed that fast?

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

@@c.d.rstudios4691 I may be wrong but one guy commented that and claimed it was from a dvd commentary

[@c.d.rstudios4691]

@@digstrememcdingus1463 yes, your trusting a random person from the Internet, why don't you fact check it

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

@@c.d.rstudios4691 Laziness

[@thenativeexplores]

I haven't gotten to far in the video, but we Canadian's got the gritty version of the first movie I guess because I didn't know there was a alternate version where the main girl didn't stab her friend and not get out of the cave

[@tulsibeepat3453]

Ah well after that migraine inducing labor, I suggest a Netflix series Midnight Mass to be specific no bullshit jumpscares nuff said 😍🤘

[@ezragoldberg3132]

The "Angel" Demon thing is pretty badass in Midnight mass

[@user-vn7ce5ig1z]

You can hear Alteori's soul seeping out throughout this video. 😂

[@cjkalandek996]

The director of this was the editor of the first movie. And while I think editors as filmmakers can potentially be very efficient in terms of making sure a story flow, they still don't necessarily know what makes a good movie. Like, for example. Another editor who's directed films before is Stuart Baird. The only remotely good movie he's made was that Kurt Russell movie _Executive Decision,_ whereas he's also directed _U.S. Marshals_ (which was a follow-up to _The Fugitive_ and NOT as good) and _Star Trek: Nemesis_ (which people call the other bad _Trek_ film, even though I do like aspects of that film).

[@ArthurMorgan-xi8ok]

I’m just going to say this but if you connect the dots to Godzilla versus kong you will see that kong was originally called King so if you think about it in the end who really becomes king of the monster’s (I am a fan of both titans) I know this may be off topic but I just had to say this. Ps great video and have you watched any of the classic horror movies like Halloween or Friday the 13th and the Texas chainsaw massacre the original have a fantastic rest of the year everyone and also have you watched pumpkin head anyways off topic your right about the decent 2

[@thedon3640]

They made a movie called They. not the Roddy piper one it is worth a look. I just realized the one with rowdy piper is called "They live.

[@dream6562]

But we never saw scar die to the hyenas, so he could still be alive

[@thegoodfather1177]

The starving murderous hyenas who are vengeful against Scar probably won't be merciful

[@jakubgavenda4774]

The Descent had a sequel? I didn't see the first movie but I know it exists. Off topic but I saw Dune yesterday and it's absolutely amazing. I think you will enjoy it.

[@Alteori]

Oh really? I haven't seen it yet

[@jakubgavenda4774]

@@Alteori I bought my ticket as soon as possible and it was worth it I'mglad I saw it in cinema bc the music was just awesome. I even bought the book so I'm going to read it.

[@ssww3]

@@Alteori if the monster is farting and pooping would the other ones attack it do to it making booty noises?🤔

[@Tores444]

Digging the longer videos

[@NecroLiquor.]

Nah, nah, I loved both. The second one seriously came back with the new creatures (in my mind) having been the people that never left. Awesome review, though.

[@vergilneedsmorepower473]

I was making my food and i payd little attention to the video and the second i switch my attention to the video i hear this 6:06 xDDD

[@fireironthesecond2909]

It’s a bad sign when the goddamn review of the film starts to bore me. Not a bad video Alteori you just can’t squeeze gold from a turd 🤷‍♂️❤️

[@Alteori]

You said it! lol

[@sirboulderrock7564]

Another upload thankyou alteori

[@Wolf10media]

"AAaaaaaaaand, POSE!"~ YMS .

[@milton1448]

How did an affair happen with Juno not being responsible??

[@Alteori]

Oh no, she is very much responsible as was the husband but I don't think it's her fault he got in a Final Destination car accident 😅

[@milton1448]

@@Alteori Agreed...just pulling your leg.

[@NorthernHandle]

You really should check out Dead Set, it’s a British television series similar in tone to this movie that plays on horror and suspense.

[@raheemabass873]

I love how she's next to a camp fire like it's a camp scary story but it's a camp story interview... the story was terrible

[@wolfman4696]

LMFAO i love how at 21:21 minutes in an Alteori call's the cave crawlers caleb crawlers 🤣 i even rewound real quick an popped on subtitles jus to make sure an was just like why am i all sudden the cave ppl i mean damn i kno im ugly but not that ugly jk

[@joshXnovak1]

6:09 excuse me…run that by me one more time?

[@DarknessDust]

Sometimes I really think that Alteori wants to say 'UNFORTUNATELY you ask and UNFORTUNATELY we answer' xD she sounded so done with this movie

[@orion4817]

You should do a review of this movie called "Crawl", it's not a bad film and it's about a girl trying to get her dad safe from a gator/crocodile. I won't say much beyond that, but I think you'll enjoy it.

[@Alteori]

already did it

[@orion4817]

@@Alteori 😅 Looks like I'm a bit late then, certainly will check it out. Great videos 👍

[@Alteori]

@@orion4817 thanks!

[@gabeh.3292]

The mighty fall, the kind, fall, the wicked fall, the healthy fall, the sick fall, and even Gods fall. Summery everyone and everything can and most likely will fall.

[@shunnthedevil3388]

That annoying yell... 🤣🤣🤣

[@dangerdash4393]

There was a Decent 2?

[@dragonoflocniroth]

Her reaction to The Descent 2 was like when I watched Eragon after I read the series.

[@ABtheButterfly]

what if he knew of the crawlers the whole time, and he is the one who keeps them secret and he can't have the deputy telling everyone so he left her to die and be eaten by the crawlers, so they would stay a secret and more people won't go in the caves also, why is he wearing a NY hat? if the movie takes place in North Carolina which is a southern state and New York is a North-Eastern state

[@Arctasia]

right before the video played, an ad started with "donald trump-" and then got cut off to the video for some reason.(youtube ads have been broken for me, i-e not really playing more then 1-2 seconds before just cutting to the video. idk how it started) also, no, she was like "NO KNEECAPS FOR YOU!!"

[@Arctasia]

@@officaloutsidegames yeah, i'm not so lucky ;-;

[@Arie420]

Wait there was a sequel?

[@narikogabiosa799]

Oh damn I didn't know descent had a 2nd part thanks for the heads up

[@AnthonyLank-ry3kd]

2:54. Lol omg why did that sound like a Cory x kenshin sound affect

[@ChivalrousSnake]

I like you and your channel. That's all. This comment was not made by a bot, please. I am just a simple man.

[@feuryie]

"their joe biden looking ass." lol. my favorite line here

[@stupidandboot4507]

Let's go brandon

[@archangeldoge1907]

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