Those David Bentley references had me everytime 😂😂😂😂😂
@EagleEyes7710 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@CanMav10 ай бұрын
I'm devastated that La Sala closed. I had planned on buying many cocktails there.
@ashton524910 ай бұрын
15:00 this part was unexpected
@Rumayne10 ай бұрын
@lfie is too much 😂
@guessundheit649410 ай бұрын
They were utterly painful. It made me embarrassed for him.
@RedCruuve10 ай бұрын
This video should be titled “Slagging off David Bentley for 30 minutes, plus a sevens list or something idk”
@Dexter-b5c8 ай бұрын
no comments lemme fix that
@LukeDwornikComedy5 ай бұрын
Alfie could learn a thing from you man.
@raavenzen610010 ай бұрын
This is the most indepth David Bentley documentary i have ever seen
@VictorMurp10 ай бұрын
How could you get me so excited to go to Bentley's bar before telling me its shut down. That's just cruel.
@wolfeflambe10 ай бұрын
Only the one in Chigwell
@rickyrosay339772 ай бұрын
For real I was exciting about that martini deal
@MichaelMcFe10 ай бұрын
i kinda want to know more about David Bentleys adventures off the pitch 😂
@saintpepsi860210 ай бұрын
Same it would make a good video 😂
@bravosierra244710 ай бұрын
“The top 7 misadventures of David Bentley”
@teejjames317310 ай бұрын
Right??😂😂
@johnjr70707 ай бұрын
His financial advisor has blocked him, seen and heard enough
@hakc97again2 ай бұрын
He was recently a guest on the Let's Be Havin You podcast hosted by Alex Brooker, worth a listen
@elalb327410 ай бұрын
All due respect Alfie but how did you pronounce "regen" like that 1:12
@davidkettlewell10 ай бұрын
Maybe we have been saying "re-gen" wrong all our lives
@ondank10 ай бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed it.
@agaraperin226210 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure he said the German pronunciation. Since Kimmich is German.
@blondedlens546210 ай бұрын
@@agaraperin2262as an almost german. We say regen in english
@linkash416710 ай бұрын
Didn't think he'd be one to do it but maybe he's one of those content creators who mispronounces words on purpose for increased engagement in comments
@christopherreynolds925410 ай бұрын
Bentley may have under-achieved at football, and retired too early … but look at him now - living it up, getting mangled everyday 🎉
@stanogden886410 ай бұрын
Where did it all go wrong...
@BadselS10 ай бұрын
@@stanogden8864(с) roy keane
@faieziabubakar20710 ай бұрын
@@stanogden8864 nowhere
@aryamanmani402510 ай бұрын
"To whom his skin colour was perhaps his only redeeming feature as far some of them were probably concerned" 😭😭
@elldotms10 ай бұрын
CAME LOOKING FOR THIS 😂
@rawiri810 ай бұрын
This video is more about David Bentley's endeavors than the main topic itself.
@carnifex200510 ай бұрын
Never get tired of the Adu pun.
@Hilversumborn10 ай бұрын
I personally like Watsmore the most
@alexgreen432210 ай бұрын
Eddie Howe supremacy
@hydra861210 ай бұрын
Hoever I like that one
@legalemma10 ай бұрын
Ndidi
@Tom_Star10 ай бұрын
The "in short" one gets me every time^^
@Hilversumborn10 ай бұрын
Did you and David Bentley sign a sponsorship contract?
@Simian-bz7zo10 ай бұрын
As a lifelong Rovers fan, thank you for giving voice to our suffering under the Venky's ownership. The last thirteen years have been more painful than the morning after a heavy night out at La Sala by the Sea Restaurant & Beach Club, Puerto Banus [ insert clip here ].
@MrRobot_X_X10 ай бұрын
I think the Joselu mention is unfair because everyone knows that it is just a stop gap signing before they get Mbappe and he has done reasonably well for them this season.
@joachimhovgaardramlau306410 ай бұрын
Agree
@arunnm2410 ай бұрын
100%. He was never brought in as a Benz replacement, but a backup option. And for that, he has performed admirably this season, and I have zero issues with him as a Real fan.
@maruv610 ай бұрын
what if mbappe rejects real again 😄
@JoyfulBot10 ай бұрын
100% Agree. Real madrid never signed him to replaced Karim Benzema. He is just a temporary signing, to give more options in attack.
@garymaidman62510 ай бұрын
Exactly. He says he didn't include CR7-Obertan or CR7-Mariana for that very reason, but includes that one. Benzema-Joselu. He also included Suarez-Balotelli, however Balotelli was never a direct replacement. Liverpool only signed him because they missed out on all of their top targets, but let's not mention that, because it isn't entertaining enough. He seems to have an agenda against Liverpool.
@thesuperbright10 ай бұрын
The David Bentley clips are absolutely brilliant
@zarkovinic10 ай бұрын
All these ads make me really want to go to Gibraltar for some reason
@eddie_2310 ай бұрын
I’ve been there and it’s terrible. Only cool part is the runway to get there. It’s like the tackiest parts of England except in Spain
@seppokuusinen859510 ай бұрын
@@eddie_23The rock itself and the fortress tunnels are pretty cool, and some people also like the monkeys.
@EzekielWilliam-q9r10 ай бұрын
@@eddie_23 Cap. It's a really lovely place
@beedeesirf111610 ай бұрын
Those David Bentley references are my favourite recurring jokes in this channel's history. Amazing Alfie 😂
@nikolasqkly774210 ай бұрын
Alfie taking on the responsibility of the funny guy on top of being the smart guy at HITC after The Irish Guy left is as good as Joelinton’s switch from CF to CM
@Hilversumborn10 ай бұрын
Alfie is carrying HITC
@mrtom285410 ай бұрын
The Irish Guy was never funny tho
@nikolasqkly774210 ай бұрын
@@mrtom2854 well, it was clear that the two HITC channels were supposed to be polar opposites, HITC Sports being the silly, unserious channel for dimwits and HITC Sevens being the footballing equivalent to the library of Alexandria
@GreekHouseEffect10 ай бұрын
tbh, hitc sport going from the irish guy to all those random dudes that followed would deserve a place in this list
@yudhabagaskara9810 ай бұрын
Dishonorable mentions: Highbury to Emirates Stadium Boleyn Ground to Olympic Stadium
@guydutoit6110 ай бұрын
Also David Bentley to Le Salsa
@kth673610 ай бұрын
@@guydutoit61 La Sala. Respect the bar's name or David Bently will kick a ball through your window at night time.
@guydutoit6110 ай бұрын
@@kth6736 apologies mate, want to get a 2 for 3 cocktail?
@ezraezra292810 ай бұрын
You can include Barcelona's ground as well. Due to the club only playing in the stadium that hosted the 1992 Olympics as a result of the Camp Nou's renovation, the club's record is so dreadful this season.
@johnconnolly996910 ай бұрын
Just booked a holiday to La Sala. Thanks for that 🙄
@Joker6662310 ай бұрын
Bentley needs to pay you some sponsorship fees.
@captkrimbo777010 ай бұрын
Genuinely, thank you for all the Bentley clips 😂🤣😂🤣
@andrewroberts473610 ай бұрын
David Bentley is the gift that keeps on giving. Love this video.
@HHHBFResurrected10 ай бұрын
Tbf to Bentley he totally looks the part for that type of gig - shady bar or sleazy nightclub owner. Got that charming but slippery in equal measure look lmao
@tc9882629 күн бұрын
Sleazy
@ViceroyIcarus10 ай бұрын
Something tells me Alfie only recently found David Bently's ads and cant get enough
@YashMezzala10 ай бұрын
What did bentley do to deserve that many strays? 😭😭😭
@Finn_Lawless10 ай бұрын
If you watched them you shouldn't need to ask.
@andrewelliott515410 ай бұрын
Is it just me that really wants to go to La Sala now?
@bababababababa612410 ай бұрын
I have some bad news for you… (10:39)
@AnAfricanShah10 ай бұрын
It looked pretty good didn't it🤣
@andrewelliott515410 ай бұрын
Chigwell is off... is Alfie taking us all to Marbella?
@MikoyanGurevichMiG2110 ай бұрын
Take a shot challenge everytime David Bentley is mentioned
@chlcrk10 ай бұрын
And ofc if you're watching this video in Marbella or Gibraltar you could well get the shots in one of David Bentley's bars
@kauswekazilimani373610 ай бұрын
@@chlcrkThat you, Alfie?
@hictor11810 ай бұрын
Fair play to David Bentley, played for England, played for some top clubs in England, and is now living it out in the sun. Mad how we still sneer at him when he’s enjoying his life!
@rjb29uk10 ай бұрын
Bit like how people slag off Tom Anderson, because Facebook ended up killing off his creation, MySpace. He sold it to News Corp just before it's peak for over half a billion dollars and now he travels the world doing photography, just living his best life. I think he did rather well, I'd swap lives with him!
@dylanvienet792310 ай бұрын
Well as a Rovers fan, does this mean a long overdue "What on earth is going on at Blackburn Rovers?" Video is in the works soon?
@louisjagger217710 ай бұрын
Probably your funniest video yet, the segue out of the Barcelona bit killed me. Anyway, as a Charlton fan, Alan Curbishley -> Iain Dowie is pretty unbeatable for a downgrade
@saintpepsi860210 ай бұрын
I want to go to that bar now
@ilcapitano64810 ай бұрын
An HITC Seven list existing purely as a front for a David Bentley hit-piece is hilarious to me.
@kurtiscusimano95410 ай бұрын
A whats going on at Blackburn rovers documentary would be a belter . And give you more opportunities to drop David Bentley references 😂
@edwardwalter310010 ай бұрын
Alfie, you are at your best when your absurdity and pettiness combine. The David Bentley gag in this video is those two qualities brought to the fore. Fantastic work, it only got funnier each and every time.
@carltonleboss10 ай бұрын
David Bentley may have lost his passion for football, but he certainly hasn't lost his passion for running a restaurant
@ADot-fi1ny10 ай бұрын
Abramovich to Todd Boehly
@LuIgIb1210 ай бұрын
You didn't take your foot off Bentleys neck this entire video 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@refilwemokoene292210 ай бұрын
The amount of strays Freddy Adu catches on this channel is wild 😂😂💔
@cellyszn2010 ай бұрын
Legit EVERY VIDEO LMAOOOOOO
@redzzder795110 ай бұрын
Without further adu
@erikthehalfabee62349 ай бұрын
What('s)more...
@TheKalaxis10 ай бұрын
The Boro replacing Mark Schwarzer in goal with a rotation of Ross Turnbull and Brad Jones 😭
@kth673610 ай бұрын
Ross Turnbull is champions league winner.
@alphomega245910 ай бұрын
@@kth6736yeah and Scott Carson has 2. Your point being?
@henrimarjoan787610 ай бұрын
@@alphomega2459 his point was having a laugh about the point Ross Turnbull having a UCL winning medal. Thats absurd.
@TheKalaxis10 ай бұрын
@@kth6736 Ross Turnbull is a player with a champions league winners medal. He did nothing at all to help his team win it and is incredibly lucky to have had such talented squadmates. They are the REAL champions league winners.
@alphomega245910 ай бұрын
@@henrimarjoan7876 nooooooo! Really! Wow. Who would’ve thought. Here’s me thinking he was being serious 🙄
@mendo3510 ай бұрын
How long have you had the Bentley footage and been dying to use it on a video? 🤣
@FurioussBear10 ай бұрын
Anybody replacing suarez would have been a downgrade but ricky lambert or ballotelli is just complete fkery
@stanislavfedenko581210 ай бұрын
Aguero, Ronaldo, Benzema, Kane, Levandowski etc would do just great at the time, I suppose
@FurioussBear10 ай бұрын
@@stanislavfedenko5812 alright. Let me rephrase this so a mong like you can understand. Anybody other than ronaldo or messi would have been a downgrade. Benzene in 2014? Lewa 2014? Kane 2014? Go back to bed
@bp336610 ай бұрын
@@stanislavfedenko5812The only problem is Liverpool wasn't a winning team just yet, none of them would've gone to Liverpool during that period
@GroversBathtub10 ай бұрын
When I saw it noted that it was unusual for a former goalkeeper (Nuno Espírito Santo) to become a head coach, it gave me an idea for this channel: A Best XI where each position is the best coach who formerly played at that position
@RyuzakiTaiyou10 ай бұрын
Best German players in the premier league of all time. (Day 603) I will not give up until the video is made or Alfie himself tells me to stop. Everyone else telling me that will be ignored. If you don't believe my number, just go back to the previous videos. I'm at the bottom most of the time, but I'm there.
@pattamon943210 ай бұрын
Michael Ballack, Mesut Özil, Ilkay Gündogan, Leroy Sane, Antonio Rüdiger, Jens Lehmann, Per Mertesacker. Not completely sure in which order but I would say those are the contenders for the first 7 positions. Notable Mentions:Jürgen Klinsmann,Pascal Groß, Robert Huth, Thomas Hitzlsperger, Steffen Freund, Dieter Hamann, Emre Can, Bernd Leno
@thecodex099410 ай бұрын
Wasn't Robert Huth Austrian or at least been capped at international level by Austria
@RyuzakiTaiyou10 ай бұрын
@@thecodex0994 you must be thinking about someone else. Robert Huth had 19 caps for Germany. Just looked it up.
@pattamon943210 ай бұрын
ähm no. He is born in Berlin and Klinsmann made him a german International around 2004. In total 19 games for germany, was part of the confed cup team from 2005 and was in the 2006 worldcup sqaud. He even played a whole game against Ecuador at the group stage. He did his last games in 2009 against china and U.A.E. Fun Fact: The last one was the debut for Manuel Neuer in the National Team@@thecodex0994
@needfoolthings10 ай бұрын
@@thecodex0994No.
@jamiemain321010 ай бұрын
If only David Bentley would see this😂
@whyalwaysme252210 ай бұрын
Oh he will.😂
@christianvandegraaf984410 ай бұрын
Never forget that in his first meeting at Chelsea, Boehly suggested they play a 4-4-3 formation.
@m74bg6410 ай бұрын
I love when you target a specific person in these videos hahah absolutely crying at all the David Bentley references 🤣 and since seeing him on ange and tubes golf life channel, and realised he’s actually a sound bloke who’s just off his head, it makes it a lot funnier 😂
@stupiditiusmaximus10 ай бұрын
To be fair, Joselu is actually fine. Benzema is just on another level. Plus, you could count Belligol as a ST.
@shanemcgaley832210 ай бұрын
Alfie to probably did more promoting the solas than anyone😂
@TURBODUMP10 ай бұрын
The cuts to bently were killing me man😭
@Chaban7010 ай бұрын
@1:09 Regen isn't Re-Gun, but rather Re-Jen, short for 'Regenerated (player)' in CM/FM games, which used to take retired players and re-use them as youth players.
@Boredoutofmywits4 ай бұрын
Joselu: One UCL per season (Scoring two late and decisive goals for Real Madrid in a 2-1 victory in the semi-finals). Joselu GOAT.
@tomcooke607910 ай бұрын
I was a semi regular attendee at Ewood Park as a child/teenager, but after watching them get relegated in a dreadful 0-0 game against Wigan, I think I've been to like 5 games since and that's because the Venky's have ruined the life and soul of the club! I remember when Rovers were fighting for europe, now they're fighting to survive in the championship after being relegated to league one. Even if they sell the club, I don't see a way out of this mess anytime soon
@AS_Lancaster10 ай бұрын
It was 1-0 to Wigan. I also don't claim to know too much about Blackburn, but look at the fall your opponents that day have suffered - similarly Bolton. Both similar size north west clubs to Blackburn and both hit admin not long after falling from many decent years in the Premier League. Portsmouth, Derby, Charlton and many more Premier League regulars from the early 2000's have suffered greatly since dropping out
@jamesblake4410 ай бұрын
I fully want to hang out with David Bentley now, dude looks chill af
@ashleywilson830610 ай бұрын
This was a very funny video. Well done mate and thanks a lot
@lucaslonchampt61310 ай бұрын
Day 15 of asking a "What Went Right for Stade Brestois?" Video This is currently, by far, the best season in club history, one which could result in their first ever qualification for Europe in over 70 years of existence. There's a fascinating story to tell, from going bankrupt and slowly climbing back, to various great names that played there such as Ribéry, Makélélé or José Luis Brown, to the story of the Brest president going up against the Colombian drug cartel. Plus, you can have a lot of Brest related puns. Might be better to do that now more than ever as Brest as hit a rough patch form, including a draw against last place Clermont which saw their starting keeper get sent off
@davidtotah343610 ай бұрын
Recommend this to Rabona Tv, he has some good content similar to what you are recommending
@lucaslonchampt61310 ай бұрын
@@davidtotah3436 Yeah you're right. Watched his content and he is pretty good. Though he doesn't really cover French football compared to other stuff
@abheekdasgupta707910 ай бұрын
I was going to comment this, especially now that I'm managing them in FM right now
@BernhardPA10 ай бұрын
You know how wild this 7 is when replacing Jude Bellingham with felix Nmecha/Sbiter doesnt even make the list😂
@Lechef539 ай бұрын
Nmecha was injured for most of the season and Sabitzer is arguably Dortmunds best midfielder at the moment. It’s hard to compare them to the rest of the list. The loss of Guerrero was worse for Dortmund.
@BringingtheHorizon9010 ай бұрын
If i have to watch one more La Sala ad im not just unsubscribing, i will stop watching football altogether. It just isnt worth it Edit: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
@RaaM187110 ай бұрын
Im actually mad that David Bentley still got me every fucking time
@Itz_Markinzo9 ай бұрын
Dvid Bentley's bar advertisments is a rabitt hole i didn't expect to get into.
@scottattrill369710 ай бұрын
A 40 minute deep dive on David Bentley and his adventures outside of football please Alfie 👍
@itsallrigged729510 ай бұрын
The sad part is someone’s probably gonna send this to David Bentley he’ll wonder why and then get to experience being destroyed over half an hour lol
@ezraezra292810 ай бұрын
Here's my petitions for the next HITC Sevens video: 1."What on Earth is Going On at Almeria?" This Spanish clubs could break an unwanted records this season of becoming the first clubs in Top 5 European Leagues to be relegated without grabbing a single win. Since they only accumulated 7 points (as a result of the 7 draws, not 2 wins and 1 draw), this club will easily surpass Derby County's infamous 2007/08 Premier League season, when they had only 11 points (1 win, 8 draws, 29 losses). This is another feat for the major leagues with 20 teams and 38 games (Premier League, La Liga, Serie A). 2.The controversial Asian Cup, which was already concluded in Saturday. We saw how Qatar won back-to-back Asian Cup because of harsh referee decisions, most notably the 3 successive penalties during this year's Final against Jordan.
@he_football10 ай бұрын
The way Alfie pronounces regen is very unnerving
@fpldirectory675310 ай бұрын
A sceptic would say that Barca only had Unicef as a charity sponsor as a gateway to selling the shirt sponsorship to the highest bidder
@pester219110 ай бұрын
Shirt sponsorships, owners, David Bentley? Alfie cooking with the big spoon.
@mikemachiya15075 ай бұрын
Real Madrid's downgrade from Iker Casillas to Kiko Casilla isn't being spoken about enough tbh
@martijn_yt10 ай бұрын
I always thought i was alone in my negative view of Barcelona's shirt sponsoring, thank you !
@jbo454710 ай бұрын
What? That was huge news lol wtf
@markos_aki10 ай бұрын
The David Bentley running joke in the video is great, but 14:59 fucking sent me
@iandoddsblah10 ай бұрын
The Walker Trust was fairly disinterested in owning/investing in Rovers so the sale wasn't a surprise.. the downgrade is unreal though. The decisions they made before our first relegation were mind boggling and seemed like they were trying to get us relegated.
@Stephen_Platt10 ай бұрын
Just your typical Asian owners tbh. Come in with no football knowledge thinking spending guarantees success, then flip out at the manager and either lose interest or after several years become semi-tolerable owners but who are still hated because of the initial car crash. For the record, American owners are crap for a different reason. They see the club as a regular business and cash cow and fail to understand why it doesn’t perform like one.
@Leanbean410 ай бұрын
Some people will completely miss Alfie’s humor but it is golden!!😂😂
@ZZZzzzap122 ай бұрын
I thought Arne Slot could only dissapoint aswell. But, so far, so good.
@MattClayton-qv5vq10 ай бұрын
WOW I'm in stitches, Bentley got rinsed 😅
@gianniskatsios803310 ай бұрын
The David Bentley slander was BRUTAL and HILARIOUS
@johanjensen567410 ай бұрын
I hate Ricky Lambert slander. He was great previous to Liverpool and he was never gonna be our main man upfront. He was a Liverpool fan through and through and just delighted to be at his dream club. He was never ever gonna let the chance slip. Rodgers is to blame.
@pjsmith274410 ай бұрын
Not condoning drug use but I watched this with a joint. My sides are still recovering from all the David Bentley clips. The “Boom” at the end is comedy gold!!!
@WillSymonds-d6k8 ай бұрын
Rickie lambert doesn’t deserve the hate, yes he wasn’t great but for 4m I didn’t expect him to light up the leauge
@christiancorocora792110 ай бұрын
Joselu ain't doing too bad considering his minutes. I'd argue he's doing just as fine as Benzema did for chunks of his career...
@yvngxd-loАй бұрын
There's a football ranking video in the middle of my La Sala Marbella promo
@henryviiifake82449 ай бұрын
Disclaimer: "No David Bentleys were harmed in the making of this video"
@lewisgreen508110 ай бұрын
I think you should have touched on why Jordan Ibe has barely played since 2020, which was due to mental health issues.
@raexv13 ай бұрын
that joselu comment aged well
@whyalwaysme252210 ай бұрын
David Bentley being roasted is the best part of this. I swear to God i didn't knew the the man, the player, the figure. 😂😂😂😂😂
@diazkohen21499 ай бұрын
That "Oh for fuck sake" thumbnail 😂😅🤣
@Farstors10 ай бұрын
10:41 Oh my god, it didn't even reach the covid pandemic lol
@jasonwishere312110 ай бұрын
Love the way u always pick on freddy adu😂
@RoB90099 ай бұрын
Feeling like visiting La Sala, looks like a good place
@DinDjarin77710 ай бұрын
The David Bentley slander in here is not what I expected, but I have loved every one. Top bants !
@tikoelsafty30369 ай бұрын
5:27 Salah in 2018 : hold my f$?king Pepsi
@JohnRonson882 ай бұрын
I feel Andy Carroll replacing Fernando Torres at Liverpool was worth at least an honourable mention
@rickyrosay339772 ай бұрын
I agree Carroll now plays for Bordeaux in Championnat National 2 (French version of national league n/s)
@thepetermullins10 ай бұрын
This video's alternate title: 7 Biggest Violations of David Bentley. Exquisite.
@hello-friend99010 ай бұрын
Having been a subscriber for over 4 years, I remember the first video you made with a bit of banter and the comment thread full of people telling you to add more humour to your video. Im glad you listened Alfie coz we love videos like these 😂
@joachimhovgaardramlau306410 ай бұрын
7:19 I was about to point that out - same with Coutinho at the start, but yes, both Kepa's and Coutinho's debut seasons were alright
@naj_z10 ай бұрын
David Bentley with the cocktails makes me think of Beavo 😂
@glencurtis605210 ай бұрын
David Bentley looks like he's living a much more fun life post-football than Beckham
@someguynamedmike476610 ай бұрын
Just want to congratulate Taylor Swift on yet another great HITC Sevens video
@cromo613210 ай бұрын
You should get David to sponsor this video. All that talk about him makes me want to check out his bars in Spain. He seems like a cool guy! Plus, if he is willing and able to kick a football over a trafficked street right into the entrance of one of his bars... he's got my money!
@bernhardsonn775810 ай бұрын
Hazard was the replacement though don’t matter if the same window or a year later .. he is no 1 no doubt
@lennielwilliams439910 ай бұрын
this was actually one of your more entertaining videos, the cutaways were incredible
@Wojtinho8 ай бұрын
This video turned into "7 reasons why you should visit David Bentley's La Sala" and I'm loving it.
@eddygordov10 ай бұрын
"May kay oon club" your Catalan accent is... priceless!