7 Grossest Things We Shot at Enemies

[@tableslam]

Jane having to begrudgingly read Andy's piss script is somehow way funnier than if Andy read it himself

[@coyoteartist]

Must have lost a bet.

[@riksweeney]

Her look of disapproval while Andy is speaking is the icing on the cake.

[@marhawkman303]

@@riksweeney I still feel the sincerity was.. well.. feigned as part of the script.

[@SaintGerbilUK]

She claims, I think she protests a bit much.

[@pjsell]

Mike saying “Bed, Bath & the Great Beyond” was just excellent

[@whitestar618]

a store that is no more....sadly...we still have coupons

[@coyoteartist]

@@whitestar618 Looks like they're actually attempting a comeback with smaller stores after having signed a partnership with Kirkland's.

[@mattalan6618]

@@coyoteartist i used to buy scented candles from them

[@soulreapermagnum]

@@coyoteartist so you could say they've come back from the great beyond......of beds & baths?

[@coyoteartist]

@@mattalan6618 they did have some pretty good and useful stuff.

[@scorpix96]

Andy handing over his script to Jane: "looks like urine trouble today"

[@Adeios96]

This pun is golden lol.

[@me0262]

@@Adeios96 And that one flowed in nicely.

[@markymarkminusthefunkybunc1894]

After the "Paint your taint" debacle, I'm kinda thinking Jane may have wrote more of the script that she's letting on 🤔😂

[@chefbreccia2642]

You're In The Movies might have also been involved.

[@pjsell]

“So much piss!” -Andy Farrant 😂😂

[@BAMFshee]

Saints Row 2 has the Septic Avenger mission, where you take a tanker truck full of sewage and... well, hose down a LOT of people (and buildings) with sewage. Liquid, thick, brown, "sewage".

[@KayinGD]

My immediate thought upon seeing this video as well.

[@typacsk]

Yahtzee was serious about that? o_o

[@KDoughboy]

Just more proof that Saints Row is better than GTA.

[@madness1931]

@@typacsk Imagine if the creators of South Park, wrote GTA. That would be classic Saints Row, especially 2 & 3 (the only two worth playing).

[@danielhooper152]

Saints Row 2? More like Saints Row Poo!... ...I blame Ellen for this

[@AndrewsYoutube]

The only complaint I have about the script is that the piss jars were not the #1 entry on the list, and the toilet wasn't #2.

[@molybdaen11]

There was a bathroom in conkers bad fur day where you could use no ordinary weapons but literally urinate at your foes. A lot of fun in multiplayer I tell you.

[@jerrygonzalez4178]

Hahahaha

[@Jus10Ed]

Missed opportunity.

[@androogalt]

​​@@Jus10Ed pissed ploppurtunity

[@evolancer211]

That is a valid complaint

[@SirTraleen]

“If anything, I need to draw *more* penises to lighten the mood”. Whoever it was that wrote that line needs to be given some kind of award immediately.

[@shadowtech9158]

This group never changes. I love seeing Jane throw Andy under the bus while he precedes to theow Mike under, and good ol' Mike is has no comment. Then Ellen is somewhere plotting, waiting.....Oh god she's behind you, with puns.

[@AngelBeatYunara]

Ah, the cerebral bore, that noise lives rent free in my head. Along with the bore.

[@J_R0981]

Jane seems pissed

[@misterbin00]

Sniper is not the only character to throw bottles of urine. In 'Death Stranding', you can weaponize not only your blood, piss but also your poop because your entire bodily fluid has an unique effect.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Kojima!!!

[@tmatthewnielsen]

In Lego Jurassic World, Eric Kirby (from JP3) can toss containers of stored ...dino water.

[@Amaritudine]

They could write an entire video - nay, an entire _series_ - on all the times Kojima was weird about bodily functions.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

​@@Amaritudinejust as long as there's a video titled "7 Reasons Why We Should Stop Pretending That Quiet Is In Any Way Acceptable". Always wondered why K-Stans ignore exactly her when talking about the brilliant hidden meanings of everything Mr. Kojima-Man Sir ever touched.

[@FaunaJoy]

Mike talking about the definitely not for kids ending of the Drawn To Life game makes me think they should do a list of jarringly dark scenes in otherwise adorable/lighthearted games. The first one that comes to mind personally is the intro of the game "Cattails". It's an absolutely adorable RPG game about cat tribes squabbling over territory, with a typical Chosen One arc. And the BEGINNING scene is the player character cat being abandoned by humans on the side of the road. Yeah...

[@notoriousbmc1]

First Andy sticking his arm deep into a toilet in SH2. Mike making knob jokes in a kids coma, and now Jane talking about jars of urine. They're taking the piss, at this stage😅

[@Kartissa]

No, they're weaponizing it....

[@thomaslane1547]

Taking it, and then using it as ammunition.

[@FredCDobbs-rd5wi]

They're not exactly gross, but I loved using toilet plungers as the ammunition for the rock-it launcher/junk jet in Fallout 3. It turns the game into a Looney Tunes cartoon, except I don't recall any cartoons where bandits got decapitated by plungers. Good times, Good times...

[@meikahidenori]

Toilet plunger weapons are a practical choice in Raving Rabbids games too

[@enlongjones2394]

There’s even worse with the TF2 sniper. There’s the Sydney Sleeper; a sniper rifle that fires darts, whose projectiles apply the Jarate effect. So in addition to hurling a jar of piss at enemies, you can shoot them with darts that have been soaked in the stuff.

[@stickycaramelsauce]

I'm pretty sure the darts aren't soaked with piss but filled with it, injecting the victims with the piss.

[@Amaritudine]

A tiny dart with the same effect as a full jar... that implies the sniper is not only _saving_ his whiz, but also refining it into a rich, soupy concentrated form. Probably boils it down on his kitchen stove, reducing it like a sauce, the sicko.

[@someguy7114]

@@stickycaramelsauce Yeh, although I think the darts are corked due to the model. So they are probably shattering in impact, coating the target in Jarate. It also explains why it does only Mini-Crits instead of a full one: No penetration into the brain, just blunt force trauma.

[@DanHillman]

@@Amaritudineit would have cost you nothing to not say that

[@Place_Your_Order_Here]

You were right there. Then you didn't stop to question if it was a dart that could filled with something.

[@BoondockRoberts]

Also Saints Row 3 has it where if you stun someone with a fart in a jar grenade and smack them with the giant dildo bat while they are gagging enough times you get the "stay classy Steelport" achievement

[@Jonathon_Hennessey]

In the second Bloodrayne, Rayne acquires a pair of hand guns called the Carpathian Dragons which she uses to shoot blood at her enemies. The carpathian dragons can use either Rayne's blood or her enemies blood as ammunition.

[@molybdaen11]

I remember that one, great game wit decent story. You could even unliok new costumes. Nothing like draining your enemies while wearing a pink school girl outfit, complete with backpack.

[@dubblw]

That reveal of the Drawn to Life ending blew my mind. I think I said "What?" about eight times at increasing volume.

[@palthea6468]

somehow the worst part of this video isn't any of the ammo you shoot but the ending to drawn to life! well done! love the vid

[@raiykaz]

Mr. Toots from Red Faction Armageddon? Rainbow laser farts from a unicorn that is strong enough to dissolve solid objects? Not to mention that you are squeezing its genitals in order for it to fire and the expression on its face as you do so...

[@megatronjenkins2473]

And the NOISES it makes.

[@madness1931]

Was that DLC? I do not remember a rainbow laser in Red Faction Armageddon.

[@AndyD773]

One thing I think this video has taught us: There’s always enough blame to go around, and also enough urine.

[@Alsebra]

Jesus H. Christ...*that* was the ending for Drawn to Life? That's some heavy ish...

[@doc_eyebrow]

12:52 got to make sure that the gun is properly cocked before shooting

[@ZackC]

This was a fantastic outro. More talking about the behind the scenes nonsense that happens is delightful.

[@ixelhaine]

Kinda surprised that Fromsoft's dedication to yeetable poop grenades didn't make the list. Dung Pies in the Souls series & Fetid Pots in Elden Ring (literally a jar full of bear excrement).

[@dorabrooks76]

Yes! They're even a well-known way to cheese a couple bosses.

[@davidchristie6003]

Skyrim Dragonborn DLC: Staff of Mirak fires poisonous writhing tentacles. Or, even worse, a single large spider held one handed. The fact you can throw multiple in a row also suggests there are many large spiders down the Dragonborn's adventuring trousers.

[@necroarcanistxiii]

They're classified as "Scrolls" that summon a detonating spider entity wherever the "projectile" you throw lands. Either way, terrifying little blighters.

[@Kraleck]

1. Conker's Bad Fur Day/Conker: Live & Reloaded had you poo on villagers as a red squirrel-turned-vampire bat and drink from tapped kegs so you could hose down fire demons and rock people with your personal tap. 2. If you consider humans trying to survive your literal-killer antics to be enemies, Dead By Daylight's priestess Adiris a.k.a. the Plague vomits for distance to spread her infectious moniker, has an endless supply, and could easily play the possessed Reagan in a remake of The Exorcist. 3. Boogerman. 'Nuff said.

[@ApesWithEgos]

Not since You're In The Movies have I heard this crew discuss bodily functions this much.

[@electricspider2267]

Ha! You said "Urine"

[@floriandorsch8885]

The ability that is aquired by equiping the soiled trousers in Grim Dawn. Described as your enemies watching in horror at what you are doing.

[@jiubboatman9352]

Armed and Dangerous has the land shark gun. One of the coolest weapons in any video game (to me.).

[@joemomma3648]

The junk jet from Fallout 3 and 4! Load a pile of human bones into that and watch em fly!

[@gwishart]

In the Point Lookout DLC you can also use parts of your own brain as ammo.

[@RadarLockey]

Gotta say, the yellow snowballs in Southpark weren't nearly as bad as the cow launcher which saw you launch a cow only for it to land butt first onto your head with the visuals included. 😅

[@riloretro7821]

I'd like to point at Destiny for a range of "unique" exotic weaponry. There are tons of examples, but one of my favorites is a grenade launcher called Parasite that fires the parasitic Hive worm of the Witch Queen Savathun at your enemies.

[@ItsJustYork-Clips]

Hooollllyy, that turkey noise unlocked some old memory of me playing the southpark game when I was a kid!

[@bobbobs8690]

Used to watch this channel a lot back in 10th grade. 2018 and 19, even though I’ve always been a PlayStation guy. Good to see your lovely faces still here!

[@dugstarr5277]

Hey Team! Hope you're all doing well during the Hallowstrwam onslaught! Loving the spooky season full of new content!

[@Screwsie]

TF2's Sniper also has The Sydney Sleeper, You thought getting a jar of Urine thrown at you is bad? Try having a Dart filled with the stuff shot at you from across the map.

[@pjsell]

Yay! Always fun to hear Jane talk about guns, however the number of toilet/bodily function weapons is disturbing. “Sniper’s piss projectile” was a nice quote though. I sense a new t-shirt slogan for OXBox

[@Mini_Squatch]

In fallout 4, brahmin at your settlements produce fertilizer. While said fertilizer is non-descript, you can load the junk jet with it, and kill your enemies by firing what is technically brahmin dung at them.

[@KHShadowGamer45]

The Suck Cannon from the Ratchet and Clank series, you can launch crates and small enemies as ammo

[@FictionRaider007]

Given you mentioned Jarate from TF2 you could've also brought up the Sydney Sleeper, which is a dart gun... but the darts are covered in jarate. So not only is it covering you in urine, it's also injecting it straight into your bloodstream.

[@pjuels]

You can hear how funny Mike finds the "little obscene drawings" line, with possibly even a hint of pride! I mean, I completely agree!

[@j0njn]

Great job as always. As for further horrible things to shoot someone with: The Mutator from Resistance 3 shot a modified alien virus that caused enemies to grow cysts, hurl, attack each other and finally explode, thus spreading the virus.

[@iSTEFIXi]

I thought unreal 2 was a fever dream i had as a kid playing star wars and Wolfenstein together 😂

[@LoneLibra91]

The penetrator is one of the best melee weapons I've ever used in my 24 years of gaming, and i will die on that hill

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

In the absolutely ancient Disney's Stunt Island you mostly fly planes, but there is a duck, and it's a bomber... They're probably eggs? But the cloaca is multipurpose.

[@robertagu5533]

That's what she said...

[@molybdaen11]

Ducks are one of the few birds with 2 holes though. Still they have to be weird about it...

[@tacohut555]

Borderlands 3 has 2 weapons, the Hot Drop which literally shots hot poo at an enemy that then creates a lava pool where it impacts, and a grenade called It’s Piss, which is exactly what it sounds like; it splashes pee on enemies that causes them to take extra damage and if you throw it at your own feet or on an ally it will actually remove any status effects except for cryo.

[@GeneralNickles]

BL3 also has the Porta-Pooper 5000. Which is literally covered in feces, and also fires it, complete with appropriate sound effects.

[@SaferSephiroth19]

Let's not forget the Porcelin Pipebomb

[@D.J.Berryman]

This one feels so much more candid during the on-camera bits. Bloody excellent

[@CrazeeAdam]

Wondering if Boogerman will be on here. Still remember playing that as a young lad and thinking "Hey this is a pretty funny but solid game honestly"

[@Cyrus_T_Laserpunch]

The Sniper spends days waiting for the perfect shot yet through all those days he manages to drink enough water. His dedication to sniping is strong, but his dedication to hydration is stronger.

[@katfromthekong414]

Spider gun? I hope Ellen wasn't in the office 🙈🙊🙉

[@CyberKnight1]

Surprised, yet thankful, that Postal wasn't on the list. It could probably have a whole list all to itself, though.

[@captainwolfos]

Man, I remember Drawn to Life. I really loved the Medic from TF2 when I played that, so drew him as the MC, with the Medigun. I also never finished it, so watching the ending here was some serious mood whiplash, what the hell lmao

[@Leonhearth0]

The "Yellow snowball" from South Park is the first thing I thought about when seeing the video's title... I feel kinda old.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

I'm almost 46, lol, you?

[@Leonhearth0]

@@megatronjenkins2473 Thank you, I suddently feel so young !

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@Leonhearth0 oh it's like THAT, huh, lol

[@Eeraschyyr]

I remember that game. I even used the turok controls because I found the handling better.

[@chainglass]

Great video, I think there was a lot of rock-paper-scissors about who had to read which section.... If it's a fair assumption there will be a commenter version of this, can I suggest the Porta-Pooper 5000 from Bordlerands 3? As grim as its name implies...

[@YoruuXD]

I’m sorry, is THIS how I find out the end of Drawn to Life?!??

[@wabboss4192]

I'm actually kinda glad. Tiny me struggled so hard at the end that I don't think I could finish it. I don't know how my tiny child mind would process trapped in a coma after a horrific accident as an ending.

[@rgerber]

There is no Dark Souls Dung Pie? That is unnaceptable

[@illessen8995]

Duke Nukem did it first with the turd nade.

[@SenkoisWatchingYoutube]

You guys really took the piss out of that one xD

[@zoroarkking18]

I feel like they went out of their way a little bit just to give a mention to Drawn to Life. As a former kid who loved both games growing up and still doesn't quite know what to make of the ending of the second one, I thank you.

[@TheWretchedOwl]

I think the junk cannon from fallout deserves an honorable mention for the ability to shoot human skulls and rusty cans etc

[@krvgames9258]

As one of Spy’s voice lines say when he has been Jarated: “I have been show who is the boss.”

[@JamesTM]

I always appreciate how slowly and deliberately you say the name "Fractured But Whole".

[@1003JustinLaw]

Well, considering that the sneeze gun (beggar’s bazooka) in TF2 fires, uh, whatever pieces of junk the soldier crams down its barrel, we can assume that it probably fires a lot of weird and possibly gross things. Shattered pieces of jarate, leftover sammich chunks from heavy’s mouth, charred corpse bits left in pyro’s wake, you get the idea.

[@ZackRToler]

I could never get past the toy store level with the giant robot boss in South Park as a kid. Could only play the game with censorship on lol

[@heckpeanuts]

10 second reload onna blunderbuss is impressive lol

[@PLAYER_42069]

OutsideXbox really took the piss out of those weapons, eh? Well, at least, the ones that didn't actually involve urine of some kind. Carry on...

[@SkydreamPony]

Borderlands 3. Porta-Pooper 5000 rocket launcher. Nuff said.

[@daviddegeorge2667]

Seriously, how did that not make the list?

[@flawlesspine483hamonn5]

His face while talking about the d1ldo bat is just priceless!!😂🤣😂

[@FredCDobbs-rd5wi]

Fallout 4's syringer rifle allows the Sole Survivor to shoot enemies with darts that are full of mutant fly maggots. If the enemy dies, a maggot can spawn into a Bloatfly and come out of their body. Which is a really adding insult to injury.

[@Screech2009]

In Scribblenauts Unlimited you can fire whatever you want out of a cannon.

[@Mini_Squatch]

im pretty sure that game actually does limit what you can produce by limiting obscenities.

[@Screech2009]

@@Mini_Squatch you can still spawn stuff like corpses, organs, etc.

[@jessicaavery1080]

Don't talk smack about my dubstep gun Andy. It brought a whole new meaning to dance off. That was one of the best parts of SR4

[@docette2015]

Favorite moments were Mike's "Bed, Bath, & the Great Beyond" bit and Andy wondering why he was born with ears after hearing how the spider gun works (I sympathize, Andy).

[@Dani_Reasor]

Also in Saints Row the Third: the flashbang grenade, which when upgraded to its final form is just a glass jar that the player character farts into before throwing.

[@shinjinaraku4251]

I like that the blunderbuss uses zombie parts for ammo, it's almost like recycling the undead to stay alive.

[@BENch_Gaming44444]

Seeing footage from Ready or Not in an outsidexbox video is not what I was expecting today.

[@FCGroningen1987]

Not technically a "gun" but you have to pee on enemies in Conker's Bad Fur Day.

[@molybdaen11]

Ah yes the bathroom. A well needed joke in that dark level.

[@SimuLord]

Fallout 4 has the Syringer Rifle, one of which potential projectiles it fires injects a bloatfly larva into its target. Which anyone familiar with the botfly and its do-not-Google-that effects on people in underdeveloped nations in the real world can attest makes it absolutely horrifying as disgusting ammo goes.

[@mattalan6618]

i think the name of the game was Armed an Dangerous for the original Xbox and in that game you could use a gun that fired sharks at enemies

[@adriannarafel5225]

Another one that I'd say is perfect for this category, if you ever do a followup, is Wasteland 3's Frozen Ferret Launcher. It's goofy as hell in the best kinda way.

[@kylepeters8690]

There's also Dracula's blood throwing knives and whip from Castlevania LOS2. Just slaughter your enemies using your own blood. side note that "bed, Bath and the great beyond" line was amazing

[@menacing_name]

Speaking of South Park The Stick of Truth, how about taking a crap in a toilet, only to turn around, reach in there to grab the thing back out and stuff it in your inventory to throw at an enemy later?

[@alexstockwell4349]

Lego Jurassic World - Eric Kirby throws jars of T-Rex urine.

[@JWest8606]

I approve of any and all excuses used in order to show footage of the Cerebral Bore.

[@ShadowJCreed]

The spider entry reminds me of how in one of Skyrim's DLCs, they have throwable spiders with elemental attributes to them and there's a lot of variety to.

[@joffcallaghan]

It doesn't exactly fit the theme because it isn't fired from a gun, but Tainted Lilith from The Binding of Isaac Rebirth's weapon is a foetus that she whips at enemies using the umbilical cord.

[@thecactusman17]

There has to be a Warhammer game where you can use a Shokk Attack Gun out there. That would automatically be the first place winner. The Shokk Attack Gun, contrary to it's name, doesn't for lightning bolts. Instead, it uses an electrical pulse to to open a portal in reality between the gun and the inside of the target. Any aspiring Mekboy with their 'ead on straight then shoves an angry Grot or Squig through the ammo chamber, forcing an angry little goblinoid to dig its way out of the enemy once the portal collapses behind them. In addition to dumping a viciously sentient bundle of fungal fury into the target, it also bypasses exterior armor plating so even heavily armored Space Marines will suddenly find themselves with the galaxy's worst case of explosive indigestion.

[@karmicrespite5737]

The "8 cups of water a day" is selling Sniper short. Another youtuber made a video ranking how good each Merc would be as a husband and he noted that in order to fuel his "Jarate", Sniper is drinking full coffee pots every hour or so.

[@DarwinsTable]

Good thing I didn't decide to watch this while eating. Thanking my past self.

[@zacharysmith4856]

Well done, Andy, in reminding us all of the importance of hydration. 🙂

[@IAmTheAce5]

Oh Jane, the boys just don't treat you with the respect you deserve.

[@cognitivefailure]

How dare you malign the Dubstep Gun, Andy! It's my all-time favorite video game weapon.

[@ryanlukens9280]

I would like to see an honorable mention for the cat silencer in Postal 2. While you are still using “standard” projectiles, you are using a live cat as a silencer. I can still hear that cat meow every time I pulled the trigger.

[@whitestar618]

the southpark game also had couch pvp, it was great game to play when the friend with goldeneye went home for the weekend in college.

[@AngelBeatYunara]

Oh yeah, Dragon Age Inquisition has the Jar of Bees. And Some Wasps! Thanks Red Jenny.

[@dubya13207]

The first South Park game I think of will always be the first one…because it was on the cover of my very first copy of PCGamer, gifted to me by my mom’s boss. My gaming life would never be the same (more because of the magazine in general than South Park in particular)

[@lacytaylor1501]

You know, if I had played the old version of Drawn to Life with that ending, I'd have been drawing obscene or rude ammo too. But no, I got the ' kid friendly ' remake where the whole game is the crazy dream of a kid who fell out of a tree from about two feet and was out for like a couple minutes at most.

[@meikahidenori]

Thank you for adding the Jarate 😂 just don't think about the Scout's mad milk and you're fine😅

[@fgb7333]

There's a grosser weapon for sniper in TF2 than the jar of piss. It's called the "Sydney Sleeper." He fills *TRANQUILIZER DARTS* with piss to shoot at his enemies

[@ddjsoyenby]

andys drawn to life gun is perfect.