Sports!! ⚽️ Here are the ones we'd totally watch if they existed in real life (this time with fixed audio, as an earlier version of this video was sadly borked!) Can you think of any we missed? Let us know in the comments, and enjoy!
@Philadoxical7 жыл бұрын
Borked... Definition... When a video is so epic, the speakers can't handle it and needs toning down to awesome.
@nikmcgarity7 жыл бұрын
No griffball? I am dissapointed. Smashing people with gravity hammers while putting a bomb in your enemies goal is always a good time.
@3head3797 жыл бұрын
Surprised you missed that game in halo where you had a ball and gravity hammers. Can you imagine going to a stadium to watch a bunch of super soldiers hitting each other with big hammers?!
@Banquet427 жыл бұрын
Tekkenball from Tekken 3? Extreme volleyball where you can have a mini dinosaur vs a panda or a gargoyle. What's not to like?
F-Zero is not only a sport we'd be fans of if it were real, but a franchise we'd buy if Nintendo could be arsed making new games in it.
@mikeshogunlee7 жыл бұрын
Falcon Punch T_T RIDE ON CAPTAIN FALCON!!!!
@stone5against12 жыл бұрын
The Gamecube one was made by SEGA.. Nintendo doesn't even have to do it themselves, they can just outsource it to someone else...! (SEGA, honestly, F-Zero GX was an amazing racing game)
@Tism_Stang7 жыл бұрын
What about Griff Ball from the Halo franchise
@starhawk11787 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought, where's Grifball?
@climber64206 жыл бұрын
starwarsfan 2000 it's fun for everyone except grif
@beepbeeplettuce50156 жыл бұрын
Sam Jackson As long as Sarge isn't in the match he'll be okay
@nitrisprime89636 жыл бұрын
I saw this comment and all I could picture was Sarge kicking Griff around while he's curled up. I'm laughing way too hard
@fableagain6 жыл бұрын
Yeah same
@GhengisJohn7 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, the first thing I thought when Ellen said "rockets make any machine better." was: "rocket powered coffee maker."
@Sableagle7 жыл бұрын
I was thinking: "Electric toothbrush? Hairdryer? Wristwatch? Corkscrew?" Grenade-launchers, sure. A rocket does a better job of launching a grenade than someone blowing into the back of the pipe ever could. It's important to know the rocket's there, and not be blowing into the back of the pipe when that rocket motor lights up, of course.
@GhengisJohn7 жыл бұрын
It's also important to remember not to inhale when your mouth is near the tube. The last thing you want is to swallow a primed grenade.
@anniel64797 жыл бұрын
So did I
@warandpoetry95427 жыл бұрын
I feel like it would have been a lot harder for my dad to pressure me to play football if there was a chance of being killed by an orc
@andymcp47527 жыл бұрын
How about Pod Racing from Star Wars episode 1 Racer? What do you mean thats a movie sport.. What movie...?
@RuefulCenturion7 жыл бұрын
Anyone play Wipeout 64?
@Rose-wc2pe7 жыл бұрын
We shall not speak of its name...
@MatthewAshworth7 жыл бұрын
There is an old Star Wars Racer game actually which came out along with a Phantom Menace game back in the late 90s if I recall.
@theothertoddg7 жыл бұрын
It was actually deeper and more enjoyable than the movie itself.
@Sableagle7 жыл бұрын
There was no movie. There was a very annoying 2-hour-long advert for a new Sega arcade game.
@cabecrandall74667 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? Chocobos do exist in the real world! They're called Ostriches... Save for the fact that they are not yellow, fluffy, or adorable, can kill you with one kick from their razor sharp talons, and are often raised for consumption by humans rather than for racing. But other than these minor differences, they are exactly the same. Real life Final Fantasy confirmed guys!
@marhawkman3037 жыл бұрын
You should try eating one, they're delicious!
@ChishioAme7 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Emus, myself... I mean, Australia lost a war against them, after all.
@jasonross67275 жыл бұрын
Watching the Blood Bowl footage I couldn't help but be reminded of an episode of the '90's cartoon "Mighty Max" where Norman (the big barbarian guy voiced by Richard Moll) was watching an American football game and said "It's good, but it would be better with swords!"
@undizz17 жыл бұрын
Well, you might have fixed it, but the notification squad will always remember that one time Luke was pointing at literally nothing. Nice vid tho!
@Nothing21507 жыл бұрын
Undizz get this man to the top. The truth must be known !
@nines30487 жыл бұрын
Funny how Ellen gave every reason for a rocket league not working except the obvious. I mean, they’re actual cars! What happens if they crash?
@tommydoez7 жыл бұрын
they are supposed to be remote controlled toy cars or smt of the sort, didn't you see their antenna?
@reaper_exd74982 жыл бұрын
No, they're RC car. RADIO CONTROLLED!!
@CaitlinRC7 жыл бұрын
What are sports? Is that the thing with the ball foots?
@BiTheBooks7 жыл бұрын
Caitlin RC Sports are a collective agreement that makes it socially acceptable to watch people play with their balls on broadcast TV.
@ironicdutchmoonshade7 жыл бұрын
Caitlin RC I'm pretty sure they were talking about a 'food bowl'
@mikeshogunlee7 жыл бұрын
I heared it has something to do with OOtSibe?
@Tigercup97 жыл бұрын
That is an embarrassingly accurate representation of my knowledge on sports. "It can't be that bad!" You might say, to which I respond "I didn't even know there was an actual criteria for a fumble."
@vin70687 жыл бұрын
Probably the thing with the cer socks.
@GhengisJohn7 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I'd include knocking each other unconscious and trying to kill each other among american foot ball and blood bowl's similarities.
@emilianorios47617 жыл бұрын
True America has lost a bunch of good people to foot ball
@murphythelatecomer46087 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the traumatic brain injuries that catch up with you off the field later in life.
@nubdevil9647 жыл бұрын
Rugby, GAA, Hurling. All tougher then American football and you play all 3 as a kid in Ireland. Americans are soft 'you think dudes in helmets and armor tackling each other is a rough sport lol
@GhengisJohn7 жыл бұрын
Two things Nu B. The first is, that the intention was never to try to devise the hardest, most punishing sport known to mankind. It was to assemble a joke, that would make people laugh, out of the parts provided. Secondly, considering the number of people injured playing football I'd say that I think it's quite rough enough on the body, pads or no pads and your dismissive tone in respect to those unfortunate individuals as "soft" considering their very real trauma is actually quite disrespectful. I'm also inclined to think that no matter where you're from the human body has the same limitations.
@nubdevil9647 жыл бұрын
GhengisJohn lol see SOFT, Sensitive little girls. Did i directly attack, said person no. Learn to take it as a joke pal
@devinbailey89877 жыл бұрын
I'm happy ff 10 biltzball is on here it brings back many memories
@CD-Gaming4 жыл бұрын
Griffball from Halo 3 and Reach! With its frantic pace and constant Betrayals, it's borderline organised lunacy! Barely... And as for Rocket League, isn't that what eSports are for...?
@korbendallas14317 жыл бұрын
"If you catch a player, you get to keep them!" No, Ellen, that's slavery.
@crystalcarving3434 жыл бұрын
me in an ostrich farm owner "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" me "nothin nothing at all" owner "IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LETTING ALL THE OSTRICHES OUT" me "no I'm not you can't prove anything"
@westie12097 жыл бұрын
Blitzball and f zero are both brilliant! Although you missed the great friendship crushing bloodsport of GRIFFBALL! (You literally get to crush your friends with a giant hammer)
@TheYannir7 жыл бұрын
Btw F1 cars can totally drive on walls when they have sufficient speed. The downforce they generate becomes stronger than gravity when the speeds are +200 km/h or +125 mph as americans say it.
@Craggle1017 жыл бұрын
"Rockets make everything better." What about a rocket powered hospital drip?
@polkarrty7 жыл бұрын
the patient gets safety goggles obv
@thelaughingcossack65217 жыл бұрын
Craig Lang rocket powered rockets
@adamjonsson77477 жыл бұрын
Rocket power hospital drip? Be well again in two hours
@stephenwithav91717 жыл бұрын
Craig Lang That's called adrenaline,
@xAo2xSmurf7 жыл бұрын
Craig Lang #methdrip
@Shpomus9067 жыл бұрын
When I was younger I'd always imagine what the old XG series would have been like in reality. A death race involving sleek futuristic motorcycles traveling at or above the speed of sound with various weapons strapped to their sides. Imagine the sound of sonic booms and the reports of cannon, missile, and laser weapons echoing throughout the race track built in the Grand Canyon.
@beholdnonsense51007 жыл бұрын
Is assassination a sport? If so, I want to see Oxbox and Oxtra duke it out in an assassin match.
@ScottishLegend7 жыл бұрын
Kathy Aird that would be over in seconds of Jane was taking part.
@nines30487 жыл бұрын
You aren’t talking about multiplayer Hitman, are you?
@joenesvick70437 жыл бұрын
Not sure about assassination, but if the Assassins from Assassin’s Creed had a swimming competition, Altair looses 🤣 Desmond, Ezio, Haytham, Connor, Aveline, Edward, Shay, Arno, Evie & Jacob can swim. I haven’t got to play Origins yet, but I bet whoever you play in that could probably swim too. Apparently Altair can swim, but he’ll just blame a bug in the animus for the lack of swimming in the original game
@marhawkman3037 жыл бұрын
Ellen once did a video about her technique in one of the old Assassin's Creed games that had multiplayer deathmatch mode. Apparently a big part of her strategy was to move like the NPCs in the crowd as much as possible. So yeah... I think I'd rather have Ellen on my team than the opposing team.
@beholdnonsense51007 жыл бұрын
Mar Hawkman same
@Kartissa7 жыл бұрын
What about Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax from Saint's Row: The Third? (With paintballs instead of bullets and non-lethal traps, obviously!) I'd watch that....
@blazingfire75177 жыл бұрын
Luke: "why else would I be holding this soccer ball?" Andy: "Football" Me: "Uhhh... that is a soccer ball... Oh wait different countries. Americas stupid. That's right"
@drewpamon4 жыл бұрын
Considering that soccer is a term that originates from the uk I don't think they should be so snooty about it.
@AD_Gray7 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you guys included bloodbowl :D ♡
@juliankennedy43047 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one surprised not to see Splatoon on this list?
@coyoteartist7 жыл бұрын
That's just paint ball.
@digitool59447 жыл бұрын
none lethal lethal paintball
@christianmingle72757 жыл бұрын
Can you call an airstrike or fly around in a jet pack, while shooting rockets in paintball?
@clintbrew7 жыл бұрын
with Giant Paint Rollers and Squid Ink i think (hey the kids turn into squids)
@mintyflores73786 жыл бұрын
Humans can't watch turf wars because we're dead. Inklings probably think things like "I'd like to see football if only humans are real"
@renagade27157 жыл бұрын
What about the Armax Arsenal in Mass Effect 3, who wouldnt want to watch contestants obliterate waves of enemies with live amunition, AND MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS!!!!!
@LithiumThiefMusic6 жыл бұрын
Waka to Harry Potter: "Quidditch is sissy sport, you play Blitzball now, yeah?"
@joelhaggis50545 жыл бұрын
I never noticed that Tidus didn't have a pen before, but now that I think about it, like, why would he?
@LadyOnikara5 жыл бұрын
Apparently the PS2 was a strong console, but not enough to handle a pen.
@iraklisp.29727 жыл бұрын
What about combat racing from Jak X? Turbo, rockets, aerodynamic alien ears, that game had everything!
@coyoteartist7 жыл бұрын
That kinda of happened once what Ellen said. A Boston Red Sox player landed in the lap of a woman in the stands back in the day and later married her. Ok different sport but still.
@Kewryn7 жыл бұрын
No mention of Unreal Tournament? I mean it's guys and girls running around with superguns, blowing each other up! Family fun and sponsor-friendly: Today's carnage is brought to you by Eco-Food; Because we care :D
@jhsand15157 жыл бұрын
"IT'S A FOOTBALL." That is such an awesome line.
@McDDcM7 жыл бұрын
I played sport once... it was horrible.
@gavinwitman30976 жыл бұрын
Adam McDDcM I never enjoyed it either but the graphics were amazing
@thecastawaydc7 жыл бұрын
I take your Rocket League, Blood Bowl, Blitzball etc. and raise you Dead Ball Zone! I mean, sure the player turn over would be very high each season, but what other sport uses grenades, guns, and chainsaws?
@frodobaggins77107 жыл бұрын
Blood Bowl does if you use a Goblin team.
@ianknight51207 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this!
@RobotPirateGhost7 жыл бұрын
And Dwarves get a steam roller.
@DinoDive7 жыл бұрын
I'm have to say If there was real life super smash bros I would 100% watch it
@coyoteartist7 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't last. It's far more believable as a viable form of fighting then MMA.
@HyperMonkey5997 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video on best dog companions in games. For example Fallout 4 (Dogmeat), COD ghosts (Riley) and Far cry 5 (Boomer)
@TheOverBlader7 жыл бұрын
Umm, not to be that guy, but in blitzball, they don't breathe underwater, they've trained to hold their breath, hence why Tidus and Wakka can swim underwater just about anywhere.
@ArtifiSir7 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I LOVE sports! My favorite is when LeBron Manning pitches the soccer ball into the three point goal, but not before sacking his doubles partner to pick up the triple birdie, ah sports, much fun!
@Crimson_Rogue977 жыл бұрын
Chocobo racing is already a thing! It just features chicken instead of chocobos and ants instead of people. I'm sorry is that not a thing people have heard of before?
@terracannon8767 жыл бұрын
There's such a thing as cockroach racing, so this doesn't surprise me.
@Gehenna427 жыл бұрын
Crimson_Rogue 97 or there's the more comparable ostrich racing
@dragonsoul_rjf85257 жыл бұрын
ostrich racing
@j0njn7 жыл бұрын
I'd add one that's been mentioned on another list: Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax. I just don't like mascots...
@gqphoenixclops30567 жыл бұрын
no Chicken Kicking from Fable mentioned
@DragonSamurai1827 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Quintin I'm shocked no one mentioned this in the video.
@aaronibrahim76397 жыл бұрын
What about RIGS Mechanized Combat League, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME TO WATCH!!!
@Jawmax7 жыл бұрын
What about real life Pokémon Tournaments?
@climber64206 жыл бұрын
James Wallberg that would be a crime in real life and filed as animal abuse
@hermanstols85887 жыл бұрын
What about the Genkibowl from Saints Row, sort of in line with Blood Bowl.
@guidoguido22457 жыл бұрын
This sport from FIFA, I think it's called football, would be quite interesting. Such a shame, it's not real...
@Anastas17867 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Too bad. It's fun enough to watch and to play, I suppose, but by my calculations, to bring this fantastic fictional "FIFA-ball" into the _real_ world, we'd need _at least_ two hours after every goal scored to sit and watch all the scoring players hoot and holler and jump around in celebration, and that might slow the pace of the game a bit much.
@Kalypso_Belador7 жыл бұрын
This might not technically be a sport, but the World Series of Poker is held annually in Las Vegas; I'd love to see an annual "World Series" Gwent championship.
@DemonRumm7 жыл бұрын
Chao Racing in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle? Cute racers and there's multiple sections to each race, making races themselves varied and interesting. Although the rage induced in the shape matching portion of the race by watching your chosen Chao deliberate forever before picking a fruit that is OBVIOUSLY NOT THE SONIC PLUSHY YOU WERE TOLD TO PICK WHY DO YOUR EYES NOT WORK I AM SCREAMING AT THE SCREEN BUT ONLY THE VOID HEARS NOT YOU AS YOU TROT ABOUT WITH YOUR FRUIT
@LadyOnikara5 жыл бұрын
Best. Sport. Ever.
@mimim.59897 жыл бұрын
I would watch Unreal Tournament 99 : GotY edition but only if I can get the piece of plastic given to the front 3 rows at Gallagher shows. I don't need blood/body parts on my Raynor Jersey plzkthx.
@timothymclean7 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Mario Kart. I know it sounds silly, perhaps a bit too much like Formula 1, but there are few sports which can't be improved by letting the players fling shells at each other.
@aCure4me7 жыл бұрын
Finally!! After a brief mini heart attack we have our Oxtra dose of today.
@ironicdutchmoonshade7 жыл бұрын
Luke, I can't believe you missed your chance to talk about Breath of the Wild! At least the guys at Nintendo know that snowboarding is way better when using a shield! Also shot put, but then with rocks, axes and magic time power!
@aardbei547 жыл бұрын
Ironic Dutch Moonshade I hated most stasis puzzles. They sucked. Snowling was fun, though
@ThankYouCityOfficialАй бұрын
Blitzball was the first in-game sport that came to mind for me, I loved it conceptually and watching a friend who was actually good at the game play. As soon as I had the controller we lost everytime but it was still fun
@okram2k7 жыл бұрын
Chocobo racing does exist in real life, they're just called ostriches for some strange reason.
@callumdonington22277 жыл бұрын
Marko Fithian And much less agreable to being ridden.
@okram2k7 жыл бұрын
There's an ostrich ranch in the town I live in that hosts Ostrich races every yea, check out the Chandler, Arizona Ostrich Festival if you're curious
@callumdonington22277 жыл бұрын
I wasnt.... Untill now.
@OverlordMMM7 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite games for the classic X-Box was Deathrow, a mix between Ultimate Frisbee, MMA, and basketball. One of the few sports games I constantly enjoyed.
@guidoguido22457 жыл бұрын
Why did this video get uploaded, deleted and uploaded again? Was it the thing with the sound of rocket League while Ellen was talking?
@beholdnonsense51007 жыл бұрын
Guido Guido probably
@timothymclean7 жыл бұрын
But we still heard "the most exciting thing in the world," a phrase which summarizes Rocket League pretty well. (Even if it does imply that dinosaurs are involved somewhere.)
@Ottertone7 жыл бұрын
Looks like they simply removed the video of the gameplay overlapped with Ellen's voice and instead separated them. Seems cleaner to me. *thumbs up oxtra*
@Epsilonyx7 жыл бұрын
Was pleasantly surprised to see Pyre on here, that was definitely my fave game of the summer. Great vid as always, guys
@madness19317 жыл бұрын
Actually Top Gear (the good one, and before the BBC screwed it up), pretty much made a realistic Rocket League years before the game came out. The cars kinda look similar too.
@Hellwyck7 жыл бұрын
Toyota Aygos.
@coyoteartist7 жыл бұрын
I read about that. Oh for the days when it was viable to be jealous we didn't get Top Gear on US TV.
@melodysymphonystar7 жыл бұрын
and it was absolutely hilarious, too!
@domlocke38457 жыл бұрын
BBC America aired it... still do technically in a Weekend at Bernie's sort of way (Just let it die BBC). Damn it Jeremy why'd you have to punch that guy! I'm not buying Amazon Prime whatever, I can't afford another subscription based entertainment provider.
@TheEldritchL7 жыл бұрын
What about 'terror is reality!' From dead rising 2. It has lots of sports involving but not limited to: chainsaws, zombies and funny hats. It is great...unless your squeamish.
@reececowell66427 жыл бұрын
I think you're forgetting the obvious.... Mario Kart
@SilentBudgie5 жыл бұрын
In real life it's called "Formula 1".
@SaltyRocksPew7 жыл бұрын
Why don't we do a rocket league but with RC cars. We can give them little rockets and everything, and the stadiums could be the size of a dinner table. It would be like esports!
@mikemullen81747 жыл бұрын
As Top gear demonstrated car football is a lot more 'crunchy' in real life
@crows28087 жыл бұрын
Wait, has no one told Ellen that adult Chocobo eat their young? And also they wear socks and sandals.
@rumotu7 жыл бұрын
What is it, a reupload? Oh I got it, you've fixed Rocket Ellen.
@McDestroyerL4 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Episode I Podcars Racing i would pick ^^
@Philadoxical7 жыл бұрын
oooh what about Smash TV?... Would this come under sport or alternative reality tv? Use to love Smash TV on the SNES : )
@joaovitorbragato5 жыл бұрын
I would DEFINITELY watch a Sparrow Race from Destiny. The anti-grav, the Darkness Mobs, the speed boosting gates, the stylish tighties suits with indicators on the back... The good stuff.
@HighFiveTheHorizon7 жыл бұрын
How about Quidditch? There was a game about it, so you have no excuse not to include it!
@Konpekikaminari7 жыл бұрын
it did not originate from a video game so not here but I am pretty sure Quidditch is somewhere in the top of the fictional sports everyone wished they were real (if not the top one)
@rubenderegge81987 жыл бұрын
It's real though... without flying
@Greenwood47277 жыл бұрын
actually there are spitting competitions, some use cherry stones, some use olive or dates.. so they are real.
@leahmork42997 жыл бұрын
Soccer on the farm is pretty sweet
@clobzz7 жыл бұрын
Lol destiny 2
@davidschoenfeld44634 жыл бұрын
This was an awesome episode in need of a sequel
@flemlius35077 жыл бұрын
Where's Keijo? Oh right, it "exists"...
@Eike_Peace7 жыл бұрын
About Rocket League: Just google Autoball and you will see an old german game show ^^ So it exists
@ChloeAriT7 жыл бұрын
Next up: 7 Sports You Totally Watch IRL, Because They Exist - and Are Video Games
@TheAyaReina7 жыл бұрын
Luke’s sarcastic lil back flip after that first touch goal in Rocket League 😃
@suhask167 жыл бұрын
Not exactly a sport, but "Gwent" from Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt is pretty....umm...distracting...
@Anastas17867 жыл бұрын
Hey, sometimes sports channels broadcast poker tournaments. Usually in the wee hours, but still, Gwent _could_ possibly be considered a sport, if only for the sake of having some midnight schedule filler without having to rent out space to infomercials.
@clintbrew7 жыл бұрын
hey if they can do Pokemon Trading Card Championships they could do Gwent
@Se7en21077 жыл бұрын
I would love to be a professional Gwent player...mostly because I would assume it comes with Witcher powers
@Se7en21077 жыл бұрын
It is still in Beta and due to become it's own thing (some competitive players have said it's better than Hearthstone) so here's hoping we get full tournaments some day soon
@Chooch10807 жыл бұрын
I kind of love that there are no icons where Luke puts his hands. It's great :)
@aaronmcdonald46857 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Luke, for the goal sports point. I would firstly like to thank my family...
@ironicdutchmoonshade7 жыл бұрын
If a F0 racing course was built above my house. It'd move. Definitely!
@venre-gamingandmore43307 жыл бұрын
How is quidditch not on this list?
@rubenderegge81987 жыл бұрын
venre - gaming and more because it exists in real life... in a running version
@EpicB7 жыл бұрын
I thought people actually played Quidditch.
@marhawkman3037 жыл бұрын
yeah, the fantasy version just replaces running with flying, meh.
@src2487 жыл бұрын
Maybe because it's a dumb sport where the entire team except for the seeker is irrelevant.
@diluted94257 жыл бұрын
Quidditch World Cup game for PS2! Loophole!
@peacechan45007 жыл бұрын
Ellen is adorable when she is gigly happy For another cute yellow thing who looks like a chicken, consider a rappy in phantasy star franchise (for maximum cuteness from phantasy star online 2)
@michaelfourie7 жыл бұрын
Lunaro from Warframe anyone?
@warpstorm19887 жыл бұрын
First of all that’s actually the first time I’ve ever heard how the whole Blitzball stadium and the breathing underwater worked. Secondly Andy, accidentally bathing in a cauldron of blood in the Warhammer universe is quite doable. It’s the least bad thing in there 😂
@RadleyBO07 жыл бұрын
Good list! I would definitely add Hydro Thunder, though. That game was amazing!
@timvallier97017 жыл бұрын
there are so many to add to the list: Deathrow- full contact ultimate Frisbee. It has Richard B Riddik as a playable character!Fallout 4- The gauntlet. Its like American Gladiators with radiation and grenades! Rock and Roll Racing- races cars with rockets and mines! there are so many possibilities for a commenter edition.
@coryhart17895 жыл бұрын
How about pod racing from star wars I would seriously watch that
@doctorworm937 жыл бұрын
what about murderbrawl from saints row the third? wrestling is a sport, right?? sure it is. especially when it involves chainsaws and hitting your opponent in the face with a urinal
@benjaminkellog73117 жыл бұрын
The Unreal Tournament from "Unreal Tournament." Surprisingly sophisticated for mid-90s PC gaming, it was a full-fledged long-range combat league spread across numerous ruined worlds, and apparently attracted plenty of intergalactic sponsorships. I'm not too sure how many players cared about such minutiae, but that level of lore has got to be significant.
@AidenNikolai137 жыл бұрын
The racing in Kinetica was always my favorite!
@JamesTM7 жыл бұрын
I had to rewind at least half a dozen times just to hear that "squee" from Ellen talking about pug outfits.
@TheAuron327 жыл бұрын
someone better break it to Ellen, most chocobo's are usually incredibly ill tempered, even the tame ones can have mood swings... that said i love them in FF 14, awesome having one fight alongside me :)
@MozilloGames7 жыл бұрын
How can you not include the greatest sports simulation game of all time, Pokemon?! Watching two trainers battle it out in the Pokemon League? What an event!
@TheReacTT7 жыл бұрын
I'd watch a Fusion Frenzy competition! Sumo, Trailblazer, and so many more cool things like the spiral circle around while dodging obstacles.
@TheLanCave7 жыл бұрын
F-Zero X is the best in the series, thank you for highlighting it.
@randomusernameforchris33927 жыл бұрын
Monkey Island’s spitting game oddly reminded me of the Salivax advert from GTA. I’m surprised you didn’t mention Speedball (but it’s not too far off real-life sports)
@Banquet427 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say Speedball too!
@Hellwyck7 жыл бұрын
or Speedball 2 ;)
@randomusernameforchris33927 жыл бұрын
And if the match is rubbish at least you’d get lots of Ice Cream! (Wipeout or Rollcage even could’ve made list; but Wipeout may be too similar in style to F-Zero)
@powerfulshammy7 жыл бұрын
Pop Racing in Borderlands the Pre Sequel well where everyone tries to kill you while you beat the course time of Napykins.
@benjamindipko4617 жыл бұрын
You guys make great content please keep doing what you are doing
@davidschoenfeld44637 жыл бұрын
Blitz, from "Deathrow" is something I would devote an unhealthy amount of time to if it were real. Compelling team ambitions (especially the Convicts who are literally playing for their lives), interesting characters, fast-paced action, and optional enforcement of gratuitous violence penalties make for a sports experience I would be unable to stop obsessing over.
@a12shotman7 жыл бұрын
David Schoenfeld yes! I was hoping someone else would mention it! A league where steroids are not only legal, but encouraged, and where beating the shit out of the other team until they're all knocked out is a legitimate strategy
@TheVergile6 жыл бұрын
- Urban Brawl (Shadowrun) - Red Line (Redline) - Quidditch (Harry Potter) - Flamingo crocket (Alice in Wonderland) - The hunger games (Hunger games) - well. except non-lethal and with less social dystopia - Brockian Ultra Cricket (Hitchhiker) - The Tron bike thingy (Tron)
@kateschmid28897 жыл бұрын
0:08 Don't feel bad Luke, in South Africa we also call that a soccer ball!
@blazingfuryoffire17 жыл бұрын
IGPX was quite something, both as an anime and as a PS2 game Giant mechs, brutal beat downs, and racing: what's not to love about the Immortal Grand Prix?