747 Pilot LOSES HIS MIND in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer ATC)

[@VijayDixith]

The realistic realism

[@MyWORDisntGospel]

The autistic realism.

[@Mark-uk8wz]

The thec them

[@lxathu]

The real is dick's out.

Thehotairballoon realisticdoing realism4000knots

[@bzboy21]

The airrealisticproud54 airrealismproud87

[@ConsideringPhlebas]

The combination of serious professionalism and childish absurdity makes this video genuinely hilarious.

[@teww]

It's like signing a contract while clowns dance around you.

[@RealYunoCS]

There is no professionalism here, he made many mistakes

[@jamesgarcia8194]

The 747 sounds like McLovin and I’m dying 🤣

[@isawicame5126]

I wouldn't go that far..

[@Boss_Tanaka]

@@teww lmao 🤣 😆 😂

[@SC2LuckyStrikes]

Showed this to my co worker who was an ATC in the Navy, he immediately said "That planes going the wrong way" and proceeded to react with pure horror and disbelief at all the regulation violations. Hilarious.

[@AzrieltheAngel]

That funny make him play the simulation haha..

[@AverageAlien]

hate to break it to him but FSX steam isn't known for it's realism

[@Aishiteru1803]

I want to see that

[@GALiANTzGAMER]

That sounds like content man. Might do well to upload his reaction to these, I'd watch that!

[@justmyusername9209]

yeah pretty sure flying a 747 into the tower is a violation of regulations...

[@hutao7917]

“We’re going to have to ask you to remain grounded until we can confirm there are cookies onboard” This man has his priorities straight

[@blademaster2390]

@Hu Tao indeed

[@themuffincat]

Yes indeed

[@rewindproductions7261]

I still track this video down every now and again after a vague quoting of that line.

[@mariocar0727]

Cookies are ALWAYS priority one!

[@JustinLessig]

@@rewindproductions7261 thats why im here now lmao

[@meh586]

as a pilot i can confirm this is EXACTLY how we use the sim

[@Envexity128]

Lol pilots go brrrrrrrrrrrt my 777X

[@firegod867]

Wtf why do the cookies matter lol

[@Adino1]

@@firegod867 What do you mean? Are you actually insinuating that cookies don't matter?

[@joshbehehe]

Hey are you a pilot? Lol

[@JD-re3cj]

You fly paper planes bum

[@SubPablum]

I get the feeling this is actually secretly happening at real airports around the world 24/7.

[@ahmedbalucci]

Not 24/7 sometimes they do joke around

[@SHIV-uw2zj]

@@ahmedbalucci lmao no they dont

[@ahmedbalucci]

@@SHIV-uw2zj I meant joke around not flying inverted in a 747 or nosediving with a hot air balloon

[@SHIV-uw2zj]

oh k

[@r.a.ingram3574]

I hope not 😂

[@noahjackson6246]

Airforce when a pilot: this is a serious game for serious people Airforce when atc: just maybe play chicken with him or something

[@HarrowKrodarius]

To be honest having heared Real ATC footage, it is near perfectly accurate how he ATC's except for the murder planes ofcourse xD

[@yamilikethisplsendme]

I love how boeing 6104 is trying so hard to follow the rules and instructions while everyone else is just commit absolute chaos across the airport 😂

[@JosePineda-jn8jk]

Yeah but the rules and instructions are more absurd than the normal chaos. 😂

[@d34dR0d3n7]

ATC: "Confirm cookies are loaded?" Pilot: "Confirm" ATC: "Great, you are now free to taxi." Pilot: "Negative." ATC: "Pardon? You decline to taxi despite cookies on board?" Pilot: "Confirm. None of the cookies are Girl Scout 'Samoas' or 'Thin Mints." ATC: "Confirmed. Legitimate claim. Please return to cargo so we can correct this crime against humanity."

[@KeyFrame11Media]

No plane should ever take off without Samoas on board

[@Darklight65583]

The switch between professionalism and silliness and both at the same time is just to damn funny and awesome!

[@greenwaffle3257]

Dark Light i got you five by five deep voice btw daddy

[@badddudey8303]

Sometimes they are the same

[@charliemurphy4914]

Did the cookie guy even take off?

[@YukariAkiyama]

@@Lilith218 2 years later, he is still waiting for clearance.

[@Just-Gi-404]

this what happen if cookies are legal .

[@davidtroia7426]

The tower guy sounds like he does this 4 real but he does this bc he can't talk like this @ his real tower job

[@jonnie2bad]

he is just a guy with a pilot certificate, I think he said once he's working on making it a career.

[@dynamitedingo8183]

@@jonnie2bad well this simulator is an approved sim for all world wide certs

[@dangaming2698]

He is a real pilot.

[@UnicronTGOC]

Lol I think you're right. A little emotional outlet

[@UnicronTGOC]

"Its okay we can buy a new tower" why does he have to sounds middle eastern??? Oh the appropriations!

[@Ethan696]

"AND STANBYE ONE, I'M GETTNIG STRUCK BY A 747 AT HIGH SPEED!" "Welcome to Steam Edition." Man said it like it was a daily thing 💀

[@SoulCharizard]

Seems like a Monday or Friday thing.

[@dar3mor6]

​@@SoulCharizardAnother day in the office.

[@Juel92]

Lol the idea that an ATC would switch direction of the runway just because too many people are taking off in the wrong direction is just infinitely hilarious.

[@kevinrobinson6601]

one of the strangest recommendations I've ever gotten....but what can I say...youtube was right about this video lol

[@yoel7379]

Yeah wtf how this is on my recommended

[@servershutdown359]

LOL me too! Never watched flight sim vids before... but YT recommended and I lol'd :)

[@lizardferrigno8441]

Same

[@jjaaffaarr]

Same 😂

[@thereaper2063]

Fr doe

[@QuantumCrab]

"Are there any cookies onboard?" "Eh, yes?" "Are there really?" "..... I can neither confirm nor deny"

[@Surr3alD3sign]

"why is there 9 people in here and uh, 28 people in the server?" *the sound of multiple ppl leaving the server* 😂

[@TheKingofDarkMatter400]

That be my ask..

[@MirrorHall_Clay]

"That might answer my question..."

[@SHABBA-OVERLOAD]

I don't get it?

[@aarnav_s69]

@@SHABBA-OVERLOADwatch the whole video

[@SHABBA-OVERLOAD]

@@aarnav_s69 I did, loser.

[@NoriMori1992]

"Standby, I'm getting struck by a 747 at high speed." "Welcome to Steam Edition."

[@verlax8956]

ok

[@ZanderStrom10]

The last video I watched, I saw an inverted 747 going 99999x the speed of light

[@joeschraer7916]

911 simulator

[@SAMZIRRA]

Whoever the guy in the tower is, you are brilliant dude.

[@bjiggles8145]

Having been a real pilot... yeah, he knows what he's doing. ^_^

[@marcushicks1626]

Great to have a job you love

[@benjamingeiger]

He sounds a little bit like Kennedy Steve.

[@poopyodb]

agreed

[@normanperkel139]

He even knows the right cookies.

[@Liggliluff]

- The only pilot chiming in getting rejected departure due to missing cookies. - All other pilots just leaving without chiming in.

[@jesseseven301]

As an ex-ATC I was both horrified and highly amused.

[@connorwallace5274]

Imagine being in that situation irl

[@TychoBrahe21]

I did my flight training at SWO and the tower was manned by a bunch of hooligans not too unlike this guy. In retaliation I would always request progressive taxi instructions. If that aint funny you need to look up SWO.

[@jesseseven301]

(SWO Stillwater) I was born and raised in Tahlequah.

[@sorcererCermet]

​@BONG JOVI 🏳️‍🌈⃠ hows life in the closet?

[@angerygiorno2475]

“I’ll identify him as a rogue aircraft” “We’ll sick some F-18’s on him”

[@Machtyn]

The F-18s come out on the runway and take off without clearance.

[@fortheimperium4118]

I laughed at that.

[@rawrrawr9477]

It's just the casualness in his voice, "okay, we will put some F-18s to murder him"

[@mlgproplayer2915]

XD

[@Casleiov]

Tfw you're the 999th like

[@tehcanadian4653]

Government: work from home Airplane pilots:

[@MrGun-gj5ix]

Lmao

[@jackpriddy1067]

Yo lmaooo💀😂

[@damosaviationandtravelvide2854]

🤣🤣

[@MILSPEC_MEXICAN]

💀💀💀💀

[@lemurman7978]

Yeah gotta get the cookies

[@matthewketelhut4966]

7:02 “tower it seems we have a mid-air exorcism taking place”

[@andreyaleatorio9744]

lol

[@oSamsaraa_LIVE_]

lol

[@49ersfoldem]

😂😂😂😂

[@cameronb9159]

“If you could just slow down, and increase your airspeed.” -airforceproud95

[@theantknight6132]

Seems legit

[@lukestevens9375]

*Almondmilk85

[@jojodivas9211]

The AntKnight BLOG IT

[@espenBredessenJones]

sounds like something that a liberal would say

[@youtubeuser2757]

"90° bangle" -also airforceproud95 god damnit...

[@nicholasfailla2106]

*Tower collapses* "ITS OKAY, WE CAN BUY A NEW ONE" 👌

[@salimbenchekroun6037]

Lit idea

[@thunderturbine8860]

(lol) doesn't work like that

[@undefined4277]

Lmfao bruh 😂

[@lucknoskill8581]

Young man why did you make me laugh so much lmao

[@nedfrizy9315]

"eh, I dont think that's how it works" "Welcome to Steam edition"

[@stevensavoie856]

The balance between professional jargon and just plain silliness is good in a purely novel and uncanny way. It reminds me of old 'silly stupid' movies like naked gun where the acting is of a "serious action thriller" caliber but the situations and dialogue are pure nonsense.

[@funkster007]

Ironically enough, the movie Airplane pretty much started it all.

[@MirekFe]

Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.

[@thebluelizard6335]

Yahaha

[@Jitterydarklord]

U missed the opportunity to make a plane joke and u missed it

[@TheSouthwestBoyz]

Im sure this happens between people in any field. Ik we make high level biology and chem jokes to one another that a random guy would just look at you like... fkin nerd

[@ThatBeePerson]

I just got re-recommended this video after searching for it for 4 years, the 747 stopping mid-air and defying the laws of physics still gets me

[@golicar]

I have no idea why KZbin suggested this video to me, but I love it.

[@connork8448]

Gabriel Oliveira yea exactly same thing for me

[@Flop_Studios]

Saaame

[@syyh1624]

666 Like Bro, Illuminati Confirm

[@tsunderecafe]

I was suggested this video on my work computer and my home computer. Some algorithm is broken.

[@TheRealBunnyMan]

Same, never watched anything remotely like this before. Perhaps it got tagged as "Sarcastic" and "Commedy" or some shit.

[@jonaskatona7136]

I have absolutely NO idea why KZbin recommended this video to me, as I have never seen a flight simulator video on KZbin before. That being said, I don't regret this one bit. This is hilarious. You've definitely gained a subscriber.

[@RiteshRajbhandari-lp]

Just one of those KZbin recommendations everybody gets in their feed for some reason. Been getting a lot of those lately.

[@garretaylorr]

sooo true but i play flight simulators so thats why i clicked but no regrets here

[@Yatukih_001]

To warn us that there are people that are this stupid...that do these dumb things, so we will not put them to power during elections.

[@DyllunGarrett]

Copy that

[@iforrees2864]

Sooo truuuu i fucking loved this sooo funny, never even searched ‘plane’ on yt b4

[@bioluminescentbro179]

"Do you have cookies onboard?" "Yes?" "Are there really?" *"I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY"*

[@amateurprogrammer25]

"sir we are going to ask you to remain grounded until you confirm cookies on board" " here let me just taxi back to the gate to pick up some cookies none of the passengers will mind" "yeah go ahead chief there's an F18 there go ahead and dodge and weave around it to get to the gate" "yeah can we get those swerve sound effects"

[@devintolliver92]

That was hilarious

[@bioluminescentbro179]

Overspray Collector nor is in there? You should've read it.

[@Artemetra]

You can't deny that "Biscoff" was the obvy answer though!

[@BLKBRDSR71]

@@amateurprogrammer25 LMFAO!

[@crandonborth]

I love this calm voice in sheer terror moments. “Um yah we have a rouge plane over there” as a 747 comes at him full speed🤣🤣🤣

[@chasezavarella6042]

I can just imagine the 747 stopping, then turning with the glowing red eyes meme that get larger and larger as it gets closer at 6:44

[@imirazuke3516]

NANI

[@deferguard7748]

@@imirazuke3516 "Omae wa mou shinderiu."

[@imirazuke3516]

@@deferguard7748 TRRRIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

747: hey wanna make a Dreamliner with me? Giggity

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

Screen starts flashing like slenderman getting you

[@lennysmileyface]

A casual "Send F-18s after him."

[@dardo1201]

*Slurps his coffee* "I love this job".

[@dijonrushae5014]

Lol "skrrrrr"

[@KeybladeWielderXV]

I believe the Urban Dictionary translation is: "Lets just fucking kill him"

[@user-rr4cx6ik5o]

1000th like

[@percivalpercocet113]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) o

[@materiagrezza9331]

I love how he speaks professionally with the proper tone and terminology (even with some slight alterations) and stays calm even when losing his shit. He truly is a future ATC controller!

[@JetFalcon710]

As a matter of fact, if I recall correctly, he is an actual pilot

[@misskingii]

I don't actually understand what's going on here, but I am having fun and laughing watching. The cookie bit got me.

[@Csmooth69]

"Are there any cookies on board?" " I can neither confirm or deny that sir." "We gonna request you remain grounded until cookies are on board."

[@dopierraptor4679]

My kind of people, you don’t go anywhere without cookies

[@restartedkeyboardwarrior]

"Biscotti"

[@Thegooderstuffs]

@@restartedkeyboardwarrior the casual way he said that had me cracking up

[@McNavarone]

Where's my milk???

[@SunnyLovetts]

lmao

[@oneeco]

I never knew a video like this could be fun to watch.

[@sodamixgames936]

I know this shit was so funny though

[@Canwehitsubscriberswithn-zp4pz]

I got tears in my eyes when he said, and it looks like the airplane has gone ROGUE.

[@therandomdickhead5744]

Why do I like this? What have you done to me?!

[@CommanderKrieg]

1:38 to 1:51 i laughed so hard

[@kemoni221]

You see, there's something special about dumb stuff happening in simulators

[@ProtoMario]

Lmao make a sound effect Skrrrrrrrt!

[@mistermeeme5036]

Lol

[@bryanbetancourt7836]

Brooo protoooo❤☹

[@squirtarts6524]

U got this vid to proto

[@elijahtorres3670]

ProtoMario my favorite part plus the cookie problem🍪

[@phillipfavors2001]

BUT PROTO!!!

[@goosegods5460]

“Let’s keep it realistic in here” “Are there any cookies on board” Edit (eat my like thirsty comment) upvote this to karma heaven

[@bidzyyy6709]

hahaha

[@TheeMedicDozer]

Goose Gods *747 hovering and pivots on a fixed position flies through tower and flips* Happens all the time

[@livvykitty5744]

Yeah soo realistic

[@evolati12]

Goose Gods SKKKRRRTTTTTT

[@plague6566]

AWACS Longcaster in a nutshell

[@ffandrewd2986]

I love how serious it is in a such a clusterfuck of a lobby

[@innocentkrikz]

5:54 "Why is there 9 people here and 28 people are in the server?" *Three people leave.* "That might answer my question."

[@YoshiFan15_256]

WolfieYT-Rolex I actually think 3 people entered because of the Discord Join sound effect.

[@ex4mple69]

thats an entering sound i was like wtf is he talking ab

[@shawntco]

I don't get why it's funny :c Someone explain

[@daisyq3418]

its like grand theft auto, except with planes. 😂

[@innocentkrikz]

Well...

[@diblums]

"That has been OUT of protocol since 1978, sir, why are you doing this?" Thanks KZbin for the recommendation, I needed the laughs.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

And he sounded so chill all the while inquiring, what the fuck was he up to.

[@ThunderEcks]

Possibly my favorite line this entire video.

[@jpayne3616]

Yeah this is hilarious. A rogue plane??? Lol

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

I am happy for everyone who got recommended this video. Trust me, you will LOVE afp95 for his content! Was here before KZbin gone all batshit with the algorithms.

[@krystalisee]

Finally, some good recommendations from KZbin.

[@qtino8777]

“May I ask what type of cookies are going to be loaded onboard?” “Biscoff” ... “Copy that”

[@ffnightranger]

I was about to comment that that one word reply, "Biscoff", made me laugh out loud heartily.

[@lestat305]

I died at that moment

[@ffnightranger]

@@lestat305 Just how quickly he replied, such a particular reference, with that decisiveness; pure comedic genius.

[@ffnightranger]

Btw it's around the 4:00 mark

[@regularnoah]

Qtino bro I love biscoff aren’t they only in delta though

[@CrustyCrendan]

"Well all these planes are taking off the wrong way without checking in with the tower first, don't much appreciate that" "Boeing 6104 checking in, we've received cookie shipment" Finally a god damn professional around here

[@EpluribUSMNT]

"And this 747 has just pivoted on a fixed position and is now launching himself directly at the tower. We are now experiencing full-on Illuminati. " HAHAHAHA

[@EricToTheScionti]

best part.

[@shogun1]

Killed myself laughing at that

[@dropbeatsproducingthebass2013]

quality

[@rapidus9379]

its ok we can buy a new one

[@TruthSeeker777]

hahahaha

[@smk7500]

*plane goes through tower* “It’s okay! We can buy new tower.” “I don’t think that’s how it works”😂😂😂😂

[@BenjiPrice502]

That’s why my flights are always delayed.... cookie shortage.

[@karldilkington8802]

The cost of fuel taxiing back and forth to cater everyones snack preference is unbelievable.

[@karldilkington8802]

@GoodISnipr Throw out life reservers and oxygen masks to have enough space. 😂

[@karldilkington8802]

@GoodISnipr Couldn't agree more pal. 😂

[@acespider7781]

It's true on box of cookies for a Express plane 2 for an Airbus 319 or 320 plane 3 boxes for a 737 plane 4 for 757 plane 5 for 767 planes also fun fact the Denver Broncos fly in a United airlines plane it's a 767 plane and then 787 gets 6 boxes

[@TruthWillFreeYou]

The scotch and booze may have also had a hand in it.

[@elbegev8550]

this could definately be a tv series 😂😂 switches between professionalism and absurdity at the drop of a hat … love it

[@BasicShapes]

"Actually, he just Tokyo Drifted into a hangar - he was not given approval for that" Lmao

[@VertebreakerXJS]

i absolutely lost it at that part. tears in my eyes still laughing

[@Mountaindewdewable]

5:46 “possibly gonna strike the tower...” “It’s ok, we can buy new tower”

[@MAX96811]

Mountaindew w

[@cheydragonrat3252]

"I don't think that's how it works..."

[@kinamiya1]

He said A SECOND TIME......

[@randomguy27464]

I think everybody can piece together the puzzle

[@genericaccount9222]

I could not stop laughing the entire time, hearing you try to remain professional as all this crazy unrealistic stuff happens around you is hilarious. I didn’t not ever expect I could laugh so much at a flight sim. Great video!

[@chrismartindale7840]

I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair.

[@limitlessaeon]

"And UH, DON'T BANK at a 90 degree angle like you did right there, thank you." I'm dying.

[@glitchyjelly9889]

Now this is one the rare things that I seen happen on KZbin... They finally gave me a good recommendation

[@Niffie]

You probably weren't exposing yourself to these types of things. No worries, normies come and go but I hope you stick around.

[@anticlickbait]

@@Niffie , skereeee

[@jiachen3818]

I feel like 747 pilots on this channel are equivalent to the Florida Mans

[@BBaaaaa]

LMAOOO

[@isaiahbonilla7098]

Lololol

[@nerd_nato564]

Nope, the Florida Man equivalent is the hot air balloon.

[@flamertheflamingfire1949]

@@nerd_nato564 that makes more sense

[@SkunkApe407]

@@nerd_nato564 nah, I'm from Florida and I haven't seen a hot air balloon in forever. The Florida Man equivalent in these servers are the guys in sea planes landing at airports. Yeah, we know there are rules, we just don't give a damn.

[@sophc2717]

1:47 sir I’m gonna ask you to remain grounded til we confirm cookies onboard your aircraft

[@flaming_skull]

You can't NOT just have no cookies you got to have cookies

[@White_Wolf206]

Yep

[@BruceCarrick]

What made it real was the Biscoff......I felt like I was there!!

[@Dragoon-VI]

Biscoff are biscuits, not cookies. We have been lied to.

[@flaming_skull]

@@Dragoon-VI NOOO MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!

[@Dvinyard69]

You get thumbs up on that flawless "Biscoff" response alone. Perfect execution.

[@rhey81]

This is good because the Tower guy is trying to maintain professionalism throughout everything but he has a hint of humor that doesn't allow him to overreact to the trolling that happens..It adds more to everything than what the simple trolls are doing..

[@titaniumslug]

He looses it with the cookies bullshit to be honest.

[@2e826]

@@kawaii33366 u ok chief?

[@daddyjojo9258]

@@2e826 he's right is what he is

[@2e826]

@@daddyjojo9258 Bullshit doesn't mean "OMG I dont like this" you could replace the word Bullshit in Titans comment with "Shenaginains" and it'd likely still have his original intent. Waifu looks like an idiot trying to be upset for no reason.

[@riftmusic5232]

This is the nerdiest shit ive seen but it looks damn fun for some reason haha

[@davidperez9392]

It's 11.38 pm I have work tomorrow, it went from a cam for my truck to this haba

[@iVenge]

Rift Music This is the reason that Western society is in decline. Grown men playing bullshit games while the rest of the world is hungry and ambitious to supplant us.

[@patryksobczyk1855]

@@iVenge Like you do anything for the god damn world. If this is fun for a guy why have to be a dick hole and try to ruin it for them by pulling the "Grown men" card. If someone is an adult dosent mean they cant enjoy life.

[@lautarodiaz7778]

iVenge and what should “grown men” be doing instead? Working 24 hours a day? People can do whatever the fuck they want in their spare time dude

[@clockworkreaper3255]

@@iVenge its his downtime, piss off. by your logic, you should be working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, no excuses or breaks. whats your excuse for not doing that, hypocrite?

[@h4wkks]

"IFR or VFR?" "VFR, sir." *V O D K A T I M E*

[@ThatTacticalLlama]

pepep44 d Tripoloski??? Motheland ????

[@SomeZenGuy]

VODKA FOR RUSSIA

[@dsandoval9396]

@@ThatTacticalLlama the cheapest, roughest, grainiest, vodka you can find on the shelf.

[@fafflerproductions]

Many people don't know that you can buy those biscoff cookies in bulk at most stores. My brother got a package, snuck them in, and was feeding them to me when we were bored during the Easter service at a cathedral

[@The_Engie]

This man plays one of the best straight guys in comedy I think I've ever heard

[@soulenoid6701]

Why did u have to put straight in there?

[@ikapika]

Less Breakfast because they’re ignorant

[@lukebedford15]

Please tell me you are joking and that you do realise he didn’t mean ‘straight’ in a sexuality context?

[@ColtonAtkins]

Lilika you’re both idiots 😂 straight as in “without breaking character”

[@fatherfintanstack8810]

I personally think he's kinda bi, but that's alright. He's still funny.

[@sophisticatednebula4236]

Thank you algorithm..... Very cool

[@quentintickler4615]

On another note, "Algorithm" by Muse released last week is incredible.

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

I'm not gonna like your comment because it is AT 747!

[@sophisticatednebula4236]

@@gregoriysharapov1936 A bitter sweet favour. Good job my dude

[@CybaPixel]

Idk why this was recommended to me, but I am not disappointed

[@bradenthacker6226]

Same though

[@danig2907]

You're not alone.

[@danrandom9005]

same

[@mray9413]

Same for me

[@vinnievalentine421]

All troll bot replies

[@raviosolaire]

"why are there 9 people here and 28 in the server?" *sounds of people leaving the call* "I believe that answers my question" I bet those people were trying to listen to the silly atc lol

[@cccaurora]

I never have had played this game, but I really appreciate the realism and effort that the person in the control tower is putting on. Also kudos for that voice, terrific air controller, I do hope one day I could play such game and this guy beign there in the TC.

[@Ahhtheserenity]

Give this man a job as a traffic controller immediately

[@l3154]

So realistic stops him taking off because he dosnt have cookies wow

[@Sakhmeov]

"Eight Delta Bravo, clearance approved. Though please be advised that we are experiencing some local spatial anomalies, so you may want to delay ten. Papa Golf three-one-four, cookies confirmed, we have you; please hold five. A tow will be with you shortly and the wizards should have the sequences aligned by then. Anyone in freq and holding is free to join me in a short prayer to the Omnissiah."

[@l3154]

@@Sakhmeov i never said that it was completly fake i said that it isn't exactly like real life

[@beeye919]

you need 22gb ram and a Hamster in a wheel to play this 3000€ + pc so just high tier people can

[@musingmike88]

I'm a former army air traffic controller. My tower experience was quite limited as I was primarily GCA and had an ARAC rating as well, but this was absolutely hilarious.

[@yuuto8583]

BIG WORDS

[@DarkLeviathan8]

What does GCA and ARAC means? I never took a plane lol

[@ELSLAYEADOR]

@@DarkLeviathan8 google IT

[@danielj5650]

Trying to impress us with your big words?

[@MeNeXzPnz]

/r/NobodyAsked

[@biglegcatluvr]

Did you just brake check yourself pretty severely on that taxiway? Affirm.

[@01100101011100100111]

That's when I knew this video was going to be gold.

[@oppressorb7196]

This randomly popped up in my recommendations.. Had to watch the whole thing because I simply loved the contrast between the heavily role playing guys vs. the immersion breaking stupidity of the others. This is what KZbin was made for. Pure gold right here !

[@Ian-Studios]

"I see your pushing back with reverse thrust that has been *out of protocol since 1978* sir why are you doing this?" HILARIOUS My friend said this video was a fun watch, he was right!

[@Ian-Studios]

"Actually he just *Tokyo drifted and collided into a hanger* ." XD gg mate

[@admiral54barns56]

Because I can't get out and push the damned thing. Too heavy! :P

[@Ian-Studios]

@@admiral54barns56 lol

[@billyjacksmithwick4468]

“We’re gonna sick some F-18 on him”

[@StumpyDaPaladin]

A few minutes later ... "hey uh Madmax in the F-18, how copy?

[@halowizbox]

"I'm being struck by a 747 at high speed, standby." Rofllll

[@TheDomitrix]

Luis Cardenas That must be ‘the steam edition’

[@oaklandeas]

I don’t think it works that way

[@czdaniel1]

"747, this is Tower. Your current altitude & angular momentum is likely to interfere with ATC radio operation and transmission in violation of multiple FAA & FCC guidelines. *Where did your life go so wrong?"*

[@YoshiFan15_256]

Luis Cardenas “Welcome to Steam Edition.”

[@theamericaneaglepatriot9673]

5:16

[@edwardsr70]

"It's ok, we can buy a new tower." 😂😂😂

[@mythical7867]

You win this time recommendations

[@TuhanRock]

It seems KZbin recommendations have brought us all together

[@papagramps1257]

Not really, a lot of us are already subscribed to this

[@JijiSoundProject]

me too dude lol

[@NonStopPear]

TuhanRock most people here actually watch his video

[@PHAToregon]

TuhanRock 420th like

[@misslawless6021]

Greetings

[@aaronmerritt44]

You're clear to cut across all active runways and onto the grass... in fact, I CHALLENGE you to it.

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Yeah that was hilarious 😂

[@criminalbrewing5509]

The Snack Selection bit is still the funniest troll of all time.

[@heaventohell6815]

2:22 "YOU HAVE A DEEP VOICE DADDY" What the hell was going on in this video😂😂😂😂

[@twotruckslyrics]

EXACTLYY 😭😭

[@HawkinaBox]

7:02 I broke a lung from laughing so hard.

[@privatewings3128]

Slew Mode.ExE has stopped working

[@caidenelliot3611]

You "broke" a lung 🤣🤣nice

[@DasaniSaltWater]

Lmao idk why i find I so hilarious

[@rydoggo]

Some geddan shit right there.

[@sebschimeck1273]

@@rydoggo sweet cartridge-tipping jesus

[@Ron.Swanson.]

as someone who is going through ATC tech school for the air force, this video makes me happy. “Permission to taxi for cookies” 😂😂😂

[@directorbeau]

In Pensacola?

[@alexpfilbert]

@@directorbeau I think its at keesler, which is in Biloxi (Gulfport)

[@directorbeau]

@@alexpfilbert oh gotcha. ATC school for the Navy is in Pensacola.

[@DeathxEnabled]

Alex Filbert that’s awesome! I’m from Long Beach, live in Biloxi. Currently a truck driver, I miss home 😭

[@alexpfilbert]

@@DeathxEnabled you don't drive for JB hunt do you?

[@matthewprzeracki7574]

That plane when it was flipping I laughed so hard. And “it’s ok! We can just buy a new tower.” Damn this is funny

[@goliathprojects7354]

*"We are now experiencing full-on Illuminati"* Killed me LMAO

[@jerokunoo1482]

Goliath Projects Oumuamua ok" just tell me where you live. Oh and how do you want to be killed.

[@ABCD-ko5xl]

666 likes

[@TheToastyGoblin]

Currently an Avionics major and just finished my ATC Nav course recently, this video is 100% more entertaining when I understand a lot of it lol

[@T0rturephile]

I understand it well myself since I play _Flight Simulator_ often.

[@TheToastyGoblin]

@@T0rturephile Lol I guess that's one way to learn about this stuff xD

[@sprklfaz]

I come back to this video once in a while and without fail will dissolve into fits of laughter every time

[@jyepye]

I love how he just has his normal voice and never laughs when something funny happenes

[@samba-v8c]

He casually said that the plane had Tokyo Drifted into a hangar in a matter-of-fact tone, while at the same time I was losing my shit.

[@prematuredgravy8033]

747: *Has a seizure* Tower operator: *Casually moves on*

[@5starryansl]

lmao

[@maxgermuska]

And a 747 has just pivoted on a fixed position and is launching itself right at the tower! That had me dead 🤣

[@ElsewhereOnYoutube]

same xD

[@Battleaxegunner]

Favorite part! XD

[@redsol3629]

This is gold, feel like I'm watching a classic SitCom.

[@yeanah2571]

AND love that he's serious in the goofing off lobbies, and goofing off in the SIM lobbies

[@ffandrewd2986]

Lol that’s great

[@blademaster2390]

He is Chaotic Neutral lol

[@avivamae5171]

"can you make a sound effect as you swerve that aircraft" "Skkkkarrrr!" Omg I'm laughing so hard I scared my poor dog!

[@Hunter_Edwards]

4:03 the way he said “biscoff” slayed me 🤣

[@jdaniel60]

He doesn't even hesitate, lol

[@boomboom6577]

😂😂😂

[@HavenMarches]

He said 🅱️isc⭕ff

[@paint4r]

how else do you say it

[@maximusfantabulous2559]

Not funny

[@Clepto_and_Co]

For a pilot, I imagine this would be less "flight simulation" and more "intrusive thoughts simulator"

[@entrippyZ]

He was given permission to cut across all active runways

[@theatheistpaladin]

Okay, they seem to be role playing it pretty straight... and then... SSSKKKKKKRRRTTT! I was weak from then on.

[@lawang002]

@steppenwolf I have concluded that you are not fun at parties

[@francomarrocu7430]

@@lawang002 haha😂

[@richardwickman3429]

I enjoyed that more than I ever could have expected to.

[@zikulit0770]

Imagine you're looking out the windows of a plane and all of a sudden get thrown and flung around the plane because the pilot wanted to do a little air show.

[@JTSuarez]

As a pilot, I can say this is an accurate representation

[@secretsociety5700]

Hey I want to be a pilot too

[@ayushmaan7597]

How to become a pilot?

[@BassMastersOfficial1]

@@ayushmaan7597 study?

[@chrishandley9471]

Pass pilot s test for a load of money

[@swaggystan]

hey I'm 16 & im on a process of preparing myself becoming a pilot so i won't be confused what to do right after i graduated school. first you have to choose your university/college that has aeronautical engineering/aerospace engineering course ( you should plan early where to go so u don't get confused & in a hurry at the future). then, you study for 2-4 years at the college/uni you have chosen, it depends on your country for how long the process will take but not more than 6 yrs def usually it would take 4. after you finished college/uni you will acquire the aeronautical engineering bachelor's degree( it's a requirement to work for airlines) and they will test your capabilities as a pilot in a specific field. maximum 4 months. and you're finally ready to go! captain!!

[@LoneChipmunk]

It would be hilarious to watch real air traffic controls reaction to this. x)

[@poisenbery]

I think if a real air traffic controller had a 747 trying to ram their tower they would just run for their lives

[@Platinum_XYZ]

I *NEED* THAT VIDEO

[@myokitt]

He wants to see a reaction video from a real air traffic controller. What did you think he said? @@poisenbery

[@MQMads134]

Well he's not an air traffic control personnel but the guy who makes these videos is in fact "a commercial pilot with an Aeronautics degree." From his About section on his channel. So... this probably is the reaction video you wanted.

[@Platinum_XYZ]

Yeet kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIe8XnyKiLSDgbc

[@tristenaguilar_]

I'm actually so glad I clicked this video

[@daviddoornenbalsafty4310]

same!

[@Yatukih_001]

Me too.

[@kyleedwards7596]

HAHAHAH LEGIT SAME... IM DYING

[@bunloaf_farms]

Pilot: 'What type of cookies are going to be loaded onboard?" ATC: "Biscoff" First time down the Ariforeceproud95 KZbin rabbit-hole. You've earned a subscriber.

[@KustomiseT]

*"We gonna request you remain grounded until cookies are on board."* 💀💀💀💀

[@Csmooth69]

Because peanuts and pretzels wont cut it anymore..LMAO!!

[@largol33t1]

I'm dead. :X

[@KustomiseT]

@@Csmooth69 Bihhh like you want caviar on side of your cookies

[@Csmooth69]

"No sir. I would like Bumblebee Tuna with the ritz crackers..square please.