Passenger Lands Plane | Airplane

[@74gear]

I was going to save this Hollywood vs Reality for later, but with everything going on, I wanted to give you in the 74 Crew something to smile about while you sit at home... I hope you enjoy it!!

[@MachineChad]

Thanks Kelsey really appreciate it, happy flying!

[@nandasucks]

Hi Kelsey! I saw you live on instagram a few hours ago! Great video also!

[@airmackeeee6792]

You never did a negative g simulation Kelsey? Never did the floating cup trick?? 🤔😜

[@frostgamer8371]

Are you still gonna fly to different places

[@rsrt6910]

Okay, now that you've reviewed AIrplane, how about a comparison with the movie Twelve O-Clock High?

[@chrisjones8743]

Never seen anyone watch Airplane! with such a straight face.

[@karlosyearwood1487]

Because He's Not Actually Watching Airplane...He's Analyzing The Dialogue and Action in reference to his profession....Totally different frame of mind....xD Loool

[@LadyhawksLairDotCom]

I was laughing at that as much as I was the movie. XD

[@navarrouk3487]

So serious this guy!

[@penname8380]

I'd bet my Skycourier he laughed his butt off.

[@lisaschuster9187]

@@navarrouk3487, I don’t think he got the joke about baggage handlers working at home. I mean how is a guy who works stuffing jets going to do that at home??

[@amicloud_yt]

Gosh, the Victor/Vector, Clearance/Clarence, Roger/Roger joke is world class

[@jessikapiche6097]

of course, the real funny thing is, this could actually happen! lol ;)

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@jessikapiche6097 "Very Hollywood--the captain not eating all of his dessert."

[@Shadowkey392]

Huh? What? Who???

[@Yikeo]

@@Shadowkey392 did you even watch the video?

[@Felrohan]

right? i mean who is on first

[@ExclVids]

Watching you watch that automatic pilot reinflation scene with a straight face, and following it up with "That's why we lock the cockpit door now". I had to pause the video and wipe tears from my face.

[@ozymandias7940]

They don't call it a 'cock-pit' for nothing! ha ha ha

[@gioiadelsapere]

I have a disorder where I tear up every time I laugh. The amount of tears I cried when laughing at that scene could fill a bottle. XD

[@GabbieTheFox]

I mean... With an Airbus... Considering how much automation is there... He's not entirely wrong, it's probably happened.

[@benconway9010]

You Muppet

[@Kriophoros]

He did smile at the punchline though. I totally cracked up when I saw him slowly realizing what the scene is about.

[@s0lice]

The most unrealistic part of this movie is no one going 'Ummmmmmm' during radio calls.

[@vector7818]

Lmao

[@sherlockmaverick]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@mackenzy.mp4]

there was this one but from family guy where quagmire talks about the “Tulsa uh” and just goes uhhhhhh for like 15 seconds

[@Boypogikami132]

and the car like hood

[@Island_Line_Rail_Productions]

Also no one Meowing on Guuaarrrd

[@GuildofThunder]

Only Kelsey could do a satirical commentary about a satire, make it sound legit in tone, but wholly impossible in substance. Dude, you deserve some sort of film award for this. "He's flying with his emotional support bird." WTF!?

[@wearytrader535]

I actually think he was genuine about that...

[@doctorwhouse3881]

His switch was so seamless I'm not even sure if some previous stuff I didn't catch.

[@jayess7873]

You mean this is not all true? It's satire? That's very dangerous for us aspiring pilots. 🛩

[@adamaviation6236]

@@jayess7873 I really hope you knew A little hot button doesn’t exist

[@602gaming]

@@adamaviation6236 It doesn't?!?!

[@wyndonpendergraft]

"Something that is very accurate is that you're seeing them dragging the crew members through the aisle". I literally spit the drink I had just taken out.

[@74gear]

Glad you got my humor. Lots of people missed the jokes

[@CynthiaRaxter]

@@74gear a little hot made me laugh until i cried.

[@wsampouw737]

@player1 how did u met him!?!?

[@GabbieTheFox]

@@CynthiaRaxter Technically aircraft do have an "a little hot" warning... It's called an "Overheat" warning and is usually yellow or amber. :P

[@Formula1st]

@@wsampouw737 he didn’t

[@NoisyBones]

I love how Kelsey could have acted in this film with his deadpan delivery

[@seanA416]

Kelsey would be a really good parody/satire actor!

[@kurtsnyder4752]

A graver Graves.

[@Ozymandias1]

Bill Murray was only known for his serious roles before this movie that is why he was so great in this role. He later played in The Naked Pilot where he was rejoined by Kareem Abdul Jabbar, before Kareem allegedly killed his wife and her lover and escaped in a white Bronco.

[@mattslupek7988]

@@Ozymandias1 You mean Leslie Nielsen?

[@cuivre2004]

@@mattslupek7988 You missed his joke about getting names wrong- as we all know OJ Simpson killed his wife- nt Jabbar. So, he was just expanding the ongoing joke.

[@christopherbedford9897]

I loved how they spent so much effort setting up the "We have clearance, Clarence" - "Roger, Roger, what's our vector, Victor?" joke.

[@nightlightabcd]

The over, under was good to!

[@TheMenWhoStareAtMountains]

Everyone: Please tell us what's unrealistic abut the movie Airplane! 74 Gear: There's a purple light on the dash.

[@monmonfiasco6391]

Something very Hollywood is the captain not fully eating his dessert

[@rayford21]

@@monmonfiasco6391 That fish skeleton was the most complete consumption of its edible parts I've ever seen...on par with the Christmas turkey Clem Kadiddlehopper (Red Skelton) finished off as a bum on an old TV show of his.

[@ebinrock]

74 Gear, IT'S A (DUMB) MOVIE!!! Lighten up, Francis!

[@audvidgeek]

also, pause the video when the instruments are being shown....Some of the instruments are for the engines. The engines are shut off, based on the oil pressure reading at 0, temperature readings at ambient, and RPM at 0

[@dissonantdreams]

I didn’t think we really needed a video to tell us what was unrealistic about Airplane, to be honest... but glad to hear the bit about the autopilot taking a second to inflate is apparently accurate 😆

[@kerrijohnstone7588]

“Something else that is Hollywood is that the Pilot ALWAYS eats his dessert” LOL

[@GabbieTheFox]

He's not wrong. :P Ground level or 37,000ft... Doesn't matter to me. I'm still going to devour that cupcake faster than Kirby can.

[@GoodPersonTestWebsite]

🤣🤣

[@dionlindsay2]

I love how many jokes you crack with a straight face. A vulture for an emotional support animal - brilliant!

[@mikejankowski6321]

That one REALLY had me!

[@annakeye]

*+Dion Lindsay* Or keeping your eye on the 'a little hot' button.

[@animula6908]

🤣😂

[@millomweb]

Totally puzzled by Kelsey's comment - and I thought the vulture was for other reasons. Looks like a young one ?

[@beargillium2369]

I liked the gear shifter 🤣

[@Tarn_DJD]

To all of those who haven’t seen this movie: you’re missing out. It’s one of the best slapstick comedy movies of all time. Anything with Leslie Nielsen is amazing

[@almostfm]

A couple of great things about Airplane: Other than the comedy bits, it's almost a shot-for-shot recreation of the 1957 movie "Zero Hour" The movie gave Leslie Nielsen a second career as a comedic actor. Before this, he'd only done "straight" roles. The key to any successful spoof is for the actors to play everything like it's not a comedy.

[@ghidrah76]

Airplane, Ghostbusters, and Army of Darkness are my favorite slapstick films. This one is always #1 to me

[@PhilAndersonOutside]

@@almostfm great post. Also inspired by the Airport series disaster movies, obviously. Specifically Airport ‘75.

[@miller-joel]

The purple warning light completely ruins the movie for me now.

[@deniseasmith7508]

Surely you can't be serious.

[@ozziealtec]

"A Captain not fully eat his dessert...very Hollywood". I'm dead. OMG that was hilarious!

[@Flyby-1000]

I can't believe he was able to keep a straight face while doing this.... Freakin' AWESOME!!!!!

[@ScottZane]

And exactly that is what bothers me most about this post. He used a ton of sarcasm throughout the "analysis", but didn't make it clear enough to people who don't, like me, have years of aviation related experience that he was really trying to be funny in numerous parts of it. I actually have to question anything else he posts about, now that he gives me reason to question if he's a pathological BS'er. The worst thing an "analyst" can do is inject sarcastic humor into a video that is sure to attract viewers who are looking for serious inputs.

[@oggdu3766]

@@ScottZane Well you know that this "analysis", Is not just for information, it's also a comedic and "sarcastic" rant. The video is made to allow a larger demographic of viewers than just the portion who want information. For that, you can watch his other videos that are dedicated to informing viewers.

[@ScottZane]

@@oggdu3766 that's exactly the problem though. He normally posts videos that give more serious inputs about movies that he analyzes. When he already has an established subscriber base of people who watch his videos expecting to get objective analyses, do you really think a number of them will have half a clue that much of what he says in this video is deadpan humor BS? I think some other form of humor or at least a disclaimer in the description that this is a completely BS post intended entirely to amuse and only to amuse would have been reasonable, given what kind of reputation he had previously already established with viewers. Not my channel and not my place to tell him how to do his own videos, but the way this one particularly was done still gives me reason to now question the accuracy of literally every other video he has previously posted and any video he posts in the future. That's how horrible an idea I think it is to use deadpan type humor in anything remotely analytical in nature.

[@XeanIV]

He was able to do it only because this movie is very accurate

[@adaeptzulander2928]

11:45 - Master level self-control! This man can handle any situation thrown at him.

[@dx1450]

Next time I ever fly commercially, I want to tell the pilots, "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you." And then see if they get the joke.

[@jhanick]

I've done it. They didn't get it.

[@briandavies1910]

Probably heard a million times

[@dx1450]

@@briandavies1910 Yeah, they've either probably heard it a million times or else they won't get the reference.

[@mikejankowski6321]

@@dx1450 And if both, don't fly with them.

[@TheDirtyWorkofReDIScovery]

What's the joke

[@Liesmith424]

"You can see that the pilot didn't finish his dessert. That's pure Hollywood."

[@mariashelly6392]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@conanthegamer]

"I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue."

[@Ryvaken]

That man picked a bad week to stop so many things.

[@jessikapiche6097]

That face he do when coming back up, all puff out, i am still laughing! lol

[@TransistorBased]

There was a real air incident where the pilot said that.

[@otrgunner6077]

Or putting it on your hair

[@markmayfield2228]

The tower! The tower! Rapunzel! Rapunzel!

[@1944robbo]

Hi Kelsey, I was a Flight Attendant back in the 70's when this movie came out, and along with the Tech Crew I went to see this movie in Hawaii. The whole movie theater was telling us to shut up because we were laughing so much at the silly little bits that people who had nothing to do with flying didn't get. Love your channel, it's very informative.

[@cezar211091]

This is funny

[@franl155]

I saw it at the cinema when it first came out in the UK. In fact I saw it three times in eight days, and still missed about half the dialogue because there was just so much laughter. Didn't get to hear it all until it came out on DVD. Maybe they should have put subtitles on the cinema releases

[@Jefff72]

Now everyone, get into crash positions!

[@richardm3023]

You were a "Stewardess" and back in the 70's that meant a poorly paid, airplane sex worker.

[@randycampbell6307]

Had almost the same issue watching "Airport 1979" while in Technical Training for the Air Force. The theater was on-base so pretty much most of the audience was tearing the movie apart from the start :)

[@w26240]

This is the most accurate aviation movie ever made.

[@chensich7519]

Eh

[@kpopdisco2330]

@DaRebel ahhhh someone doesn't know what sarcasm is it seems.

[@Proactivebeetleondamic]

I can’t tell if that’s sarcasm or not..

[@vandal968]

It's true, I tell people this all the time and no one ever believes it. I've been flying since 1989.

[@ningxiawolfberry]

Surely you can't be serious?

[@KingDaveth]

"Yes I remember, I had the lasagna." Why is that line so funny to me lmao.

[@TheSkyGuy77]

Its funny as hell 😂

[@Andvare]

It's the delivery. Leslie Nielsen was a deadpan comedic genius.

[@renaissancejames]

As a kid, I didn't get it. To me, it made no sense. I thought, there was no lasagna as it wasn't an option they gave. And then of course years later, I got it: there was no lasagna! Comedy is funny sometimes.

[@billolsen4360]

Wonder if that was a Leslie impromptu.

[@brianmcclanahan9883]

@@renaissancejames l

[@Boom-sm8pb]

“Study hard so you don’t have to assault others, others assault you” 🤣

[@mikejankowski6321]

It's good to be the Captain.

[@deanbunnell4155]

“Roger, Roger, we have clearance Clarance, what’s our vector Victor?”

[@mccpcorn2000]

Whenever I hear "Roger Roger" these days, I instinctively think of battle droids...

[@DisparityOfBeliefAndTruth]

Funny, but this reminds me of the Dean Blundell show cuz he used that sound bite all the time back when he was still on the air. I had to do a double take on your name.

It's right there in the video, so how did you manage to butcher that?

[@Felixstoll]

yes but the other guy is talking on the radio XD

[@gregbergman1406]

What

[@ariadnepyanfar1048]

Your ‘unrealistic’ half-eaten cake was so funny.

[@GabbieTheFox]

He's not wrong though. 35,000ft. or ground level... I'm still going to devour that cupcake. :P

[@da_plasma_catto1801]

"co-pilots are sometimes can be creepy" Words from a co-pilot

[@embran8486]

He added an arrow pointing at him. He relished his own remark 😂😂

[@joepatroni8777]

Capt "I have to go give birth to a first officer"...proceeds to get up to go to the Lav

[@officiallolnick]

@@embran8486could have been just the editor having fun ;)

[@kramerica2k10]

Leslie Nielsen was such a great comedic actor w/the ability to pull off the deadpan lines like "Yes I remember, I had the lasagna" so well.

[@MadTheDJ]

Prior to Airplane!, Nielson was only cast in serious roles, so he had the chops to play Dr. Rumack as a comedic straight man. Almost all the characters are played dead straight by actors not known for comedy (Bridges, Stack, Graves, etc.), which is why the movie is damn funny.

[@Boypogikami132]

Leslie didn’t say “Yes I remember, I had lasagna” it was Bill Murray that said that line

[@kramerica2k10]

@@Boypogikami132 No, no it wasn't.

[@nikholden4345]

@@Boypogikami132 Shirley, you can't be serious

[@amojak]

the whole point of Neilsen was that in Airplane and police squad he was the straight guy. the humour was in his non reaction to the madness around him.

[@BloodSteyn]

When the guy was washing the windscreen, you missed the fact that he was checking the OIL with a DIPSTICK under the "Hood".

[@lt4324]

Jimmy Walker

[@jasoncentore1830]

Isn't that how it's done??? LOL

[@xenxander]

I know I was expecting him to comment on that sight gag. I think he gets lots of sight gags either wrong or just ignores them.

[@Machtyn]

Not only that, the pilot is charged for the fuel-up.

[@ebinrock]

@@lt4324 Dynomite!

[@nachoIibre]

10 thousand dials on that panel ... "Nah, imma talk about that purple light" 🤣

[@JaneXemylixa]

I think that's literally B707

[@gunnarliljas8459]

The scene where Leslie comes back to wish them luck for a second time is just wonderful.

[@CraigKostelecky]

Your deadpan delivery here was worthy of this film. Well done.

[@eeyoreofborg]

"...you want to do that so it saves you from having to make that very awkward announcement about the co-pilot or the engineer dying." Dry as a bone.

[@PACKERMAN2077]

@@eeyoreofborg I had to watch that back cuz I wasn't sure if he was serious

[@hunterjohnson7393]

@@PACKERMAN2077 aaah, sarcasm. some people don't get it. he's being funny the entire time (wearing the Lakers shorts) because it's a funny movie.

[@blandflatland8915]

I think he might have Van Horton’s syndrome.

[@markarney6622]

Did he say he drags dead people down the aisle by there feet?

[@bubbahottep8644]

Button flashes, "A little hot." Kelsey nods wisely.

[@mortimerbrewster3671]

It's funny that we've all been laughing at that "A little hot" button for decades thinking it was just one more joke but it's actually a real thing. Some of the best jokes are real.

[@chrissonofpear1384]

@@mortimerbrewster3671 Well, I think he was more sort of... playing along.

[@lipkinasl]

The "A Little Hot" button only flashes when the flight attendant is in the cockpit.

[@CraigKostelecky]

I am glad he cleared up the purple light error. I can't believe the set designers screwed that up.

[@fredr5698]

😛😛😛

[@DustinBarlow8P]

It took me a second when he said "The inflating auto pilot is accurate." I sat for a second, realized it was a joke, than started cackling.

[@memesfromdeepspace1075]

The janitor who clening the plane must have weird story

[@andrewpinedo1883]

⁠clening

[@OnTheRocks71]

I appreciate your transparency when dragging coworkers through the isles.

[@m1nc3m3at]

OnTheRocks aisles

[@justinjwolf]

by the feet...

[@marvinplettner]

That was information I can use on a daily basis.

[@steviebee1989]

Isles are islands. The aisles are the distances between seats.

[@НикитаЗолотаревский-ь9м]

I’m a 747 pilot *shows cessna*

[@74gear]

glad you got the joke 😂

[@germany8937]

I got the joke :)

[@mvonsmallhausen3221]

@@74gear let me stop you right there, buddy. A Cessna 747 is no joke.

[@TypicalMan]

@@mvonsmallhausen3221 Learjet A380

[@Ron4885]

@@germany8937 Me too. I thought it was great :)

[@Gizzy411]

Just popped in to let you know... Good luck, We're all counting on you.

[@BrickNewton]

I guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[@IMarvinTPA]

He should have put the "after-landing" version of that line as the very last thing of the video.

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

I just wanna let you know good luck and we're all counting on you

[@wta1518]

Surely you aren’t serious?

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

@@wta1518 I'm always serious...and don't call me Shirley

[@jonklier1512]

Leslie Nielsen was a serious actor, as were most of the actors in the film, and Leslie himself refused to do comedies because he didn't consider himself a comedic actor. In comes the genius of the writers. They wrote a comedic movie in a serious tone. The actors delivered their lines in the same way they would in serious films, and it's the overall context and background props that gave the movie its comedic tone.

[@landlordofyourbrain3394]

Part of the reason they wrote the movie in a serious tone is because they did not write a lot of the dialogue. It is often word for word from another film that was a serious themed aircraft disaster movie. This literally a parody of another film. You can find clips on KZbin that show both side by side.

[@W2IRT]

@@landlordofyourbrain3394 The film is Zero Hour, and indeed, much of the dialogue is word-for-word.

[@kitsunelegend7976]

I saw how hard you were trying not to bust out laughing on several occasions. Then you acted all serious when saying those jokes. This video is gold lmao

[@ryans.5998]

I thought for sure you'd mention the "lifting of the hood" and "checking the oil dipstick" in the first scene.

[@stevendurham9996]

And the credit card, to pay for the fuel. The mechanic, on the hood, was Jimmy "Dynomite!" Walker, from "Good Times."😊

[@thomasmaughan4798]

That was back when gasoline stations were called Service Stations. Check oil, water and tires at every fillup! Now of course popping the radiator cap when the engine is hot is extremely unwise.

[@warrenholmar1129]

Does your air liner have dash mounted figurines too?

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

I think he decided to go full-on sarcasm mode for most of the video.

[@juanvidal6723]

David Smith it was well made, that’s why nobody is catching it. LOL

[@bobford01]

I've been a professional aviator for 40 years and the more I watch Airplane!, the truer it becomes. Especially the line about the FAA and airline management... Must see for any pilot or wannabe...

[@rhymeswithorange6092]

Saw the movie it's first couple of days in the theater. I had seen NO publicity, it was too new to have any word of mouth. Saw it blind with a friend just because we had nothing else to do that day. A staggering experience being caught 100% by surprise by everything in the movie. To see nothing coming, not even know how absurd it was, where it was going with any of this. I wish everyone could experience that, it can't be the same when you already know what it is before you see it, or have seen every funny line as a meme since forever.

[@wenisinvietnam]

Striker: “It’s an entirely different kind of flying... altogether!” Together: “It’s an entirely different kind of flying.”

[@ThePixel1983]

This is a dad joke now since it has become apparent.

[@fthrgasp]

I absolutely lost it at "Emotional support animal." Probably the best laugh I've had in days!

[@jasoncentore1830]

I wonder if it's bad luck to have a Vulture as an emotional support animal??? That vulture figured his meal was coming really soon

[@lfmendoza]

That's not an emotional support animal, it's a joke about death lingering above him 😄

[@DinoNardelli]

I like where he said "The pilot not finishing his dessert is VERY inaccurate" LOL

[@GWVillager]

You see the problem is you deliver your jokes so well I have no idea what’s real and what’s not

[@tonyhorn2954]

Dude, pretty much NONE of it is real.

[@LunaProtogen]

“Surely you can’t be serious!” “I am serious, and don’t call me Sherley.”

[@bill5467]

my science teacher in 5th grade said this 24/7

[@ozymandias7940]

"A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kyojin7177]

@@ozymandias7940 "How soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me, I'm a doctor."

[@Adam-qv2bd]

Shirley

[@globetlottel]

Emotional Support Vulture... that’s pure genius!

[@jansolo69]

More like a pre-cursor of their impending doom.

[@margotrosendorn6371]

Vultures are much more friendly and even-tempered birds than a hawk or falcon; FAR more suitable for emotional support. Plus, fewer puncture wounds!

[@diogenesesenna9323]

I try to register an Emotional Support Vulture every time I fly. The damn airline constantly insist on me referring to her as my wife.

[@gorillaau]

Vultures are carrion, read as carry on.

[@nancycanete2605]

16:02 Kelsey: The first officers can be real creepers Also Kelsey: A first officer

[@RT-gn7de]

😁

[@74gear]

hence the joke, glad you caught it.

[@emeltser]

Is someone (I’m looking at you, Kelsey) aiming for a call from HR?

[@nancycanete2605]

@drmeoth captains have 4 stripes

[@citybeatdisco19]

@drmeoth I sort of knew before but watching Kelsey's comparison Of Catch Me If You Can confirmed who has 3 stripes & who has 4 stripes

[@Merilix2]

"the other thing you will never see if you become a pilot is the captain not fully eat all of his dessert" makes me laughting so loud and heartfelt :P

[@Comicss]

Lmao, people that understand nothing about airplanes are probably so confused right now lol And also i love that you completely ignored the fact that the guy at the beginning opened the plane's hood lmao

[@TransistorBased]

Well you've gotta check the oil 🤣

[@chrissede2270]

You used a double negative in your first sentence. Which confuses me because they wouldn’t be confused.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

No carbon in the credit card machine! lol

[@sct913]

That "guy" was played by Jimmie "Dynomite!" Walker.

[@GREGGRCO]

That's was great ! Always gotta check the oil ! And dang, if you didn't gently slam the hood shut hard enough, Dang! gotta do it again.... hilarious !

[@MentalParadox]

The humor was so deadpan, you had me until 16:45 and the "A Little Hot" button.

[@IceCreamLover19191]

Exactly! He's very good at these. We need more humour in this world!

[@embie5119]

"Airplane!" was a spoof of an older film, "Zero Hour!", nearly word for word in some places. The original wasn't a comedy, so the terminology is more correct than you'd expect from a comedy.

[@boataxe4605]

Yep! There’s a video on KZbin that shows side by side comparisons of scenes between the two.

[@Hiraghm]

Which is also why some of the behaviors/policies are outdated even for the 80s, in order to match the storyline/action of the original from the 1950s.

[@kenlieck7756]

It's a damn shame Mel Brooks couldn't have found a movie to base Spaceballs on. But yeah, I'd almost rather see a pilot analyze Zero Hour (or maybe the SBS)...

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

I read that they actually bought the rights to the film so that they could legally lift the script verbatim. Nice Inception "I bought the airline" moment for the producers.

[@OtterSC2]

@@SomeKZbinTraveler they didn't buy them, just already owned them since both were Paramount films. The protagonist is literally named the same and the plot is basically identical.

[@Bambihunter1971]

I've loved that movie since it came out. I only recently discovered 74 Gear channel and have been really enjoying it. Having watched enough of it now, it was awesome to see Kelsey's expressions on some of these scenes as he comments completely sarcastically deadpan. Loved it.

[@TheTriplc]

“Cruising is usually the longest portion of the flight” Ryanair: No, landing is!

[@raitchison]

The longest part of any flight is the trip from the runway to the gate.

[@TheTriplc]

Robert Aitchison, are you trying to be serious? Because this is meant to be a comedy joke...

[@rhub3584]

Ryanair take the term the landing is the hardest part too seriously

[@bomcabedal]

In the case of Ryanair, getting to the departure airport in the middle of that field a hundred kilometers away, and then parking your car in the field of some nearby farmer, takes up most of the time.

[@TheTriplc]

Bom Cabedal, I’ve already explained this to another clueless replier, ITS A COMEDY JOKE...

[@MrGrumpy1]

As a First Officer Kelsey I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

[@mikeoxstiff]

The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

[@danfadden]

I was considering becoming a pilot, but I'm glad I saw this first.. I can't handle a manual transmission, so I'm out! So many other flight channels make things look so easy.. Thank you Kelsey for giving us the "straight scoop" on what being a pilot is really like! You saved me money and hours! ;-)

[@der.Schtefan]

I don't know what is funnier, "Airplane!" or this analysis. I am watching this now for the so manyth time in the last two years, and I watched Airplane! because of this twice again :)

[@zendean5207]

One of my favorite all-time comedies. I saw it like 9 times in the theaters. Everyone in my very large family can quote numerous lines out of this movie. Some of us even memorizd the scenes spoken in "jive." Also my dad worked in Aerospace most of his career and we're all huge aviation enthusiasts. So thank you a million times for doing this! Love your channel!

[@RetNemmoc555]

For years I would say, "Drag it through the garden one time" when asked if I wanted salad or fries. My life would have been complete if just one waiter got the joke and gave me a salad without asking, "huh?", but it never happened. :)

[@lorettacompher7744]

"This is the reason the cockpit door is locked". 🤦‍♀️

[@schnellboothabicht]

Welcome to mile-high club ; )

[@adamwarlock1]

They don't call it a cockpit for nothing.

[@shalanman8799]

adamwarlock1 LMFAOOOOO

[@vcv6560]

@74Gear, I thought at first I wasn't going to like this video, but his handling of the co-pilot and those related messages about flight crew (and getting promoted to pilot) had me falling off the chair. Good show

[@coyoteannabis1192]

How do you keep a dozen nymphomaniacs away from three alcoholics? Lock the cockpit door.

[@lelandfranklin3487]

Love the mix of fact and dry sense of humor! Hope to be a passenger on one of your flights someday....with my vulture!

[@antoniofigueroa159]

I hope to be there to see that LMAO

[@bermudarailway2411]

The gear shifter got me.

[@underthetrees4780]

The dry, deadpan is great against a backdrop of puns and gags.

[@KingJellyfishII]

emotional support animal*

[@CTSFanSam]

THE best review of one of the best movies of all time. I have to rewatch this video almost as often as the movie. One of the best YT videos out there, even this many years on.

[@DavidWatt]

The lasagne joke is one of my favourite lines. Glad to see it's one of his too, he tried hard to hold his laugh in there :D That and the "good luck" gag, I remember being in literal tears for a good 5 minutes over that.

[@wandat7275]

Seeing Kelsey’s concentration face makes me laugh.

[@74gear]

glad to hear it Wanda!

[@carschmn]

He’s paying so much attention to the move. He looks so serious.

[@mundanestuff]

Drinking game: every time Kelsey blinks, take a drink. You would be very sober by the end if the video LOL

[@Backroad_Junkie]

He had to have edited the video. No way he'd maintain his serious face on during the the autopilot sequences...

[@MagnumMike44]

Not always, this movie is pretty funny you can see Kelsey smile also. :-)

[@christosioannou7359]

You have just made the movie 10 times funnier by confirming some of the scenes can actually happen in real life😂😂😂

[@TheRealSlimShady509]

You know Most of what he says in this is a joke

[@MegazoneMusic23]

Like about the pilots not finishing desserts!!

[@Yeah-right-2024]

*Never thought about how important that gear shifter is to a efficient flight*

[@joshzucker1625]

Great video Kelsey! My cousins are the directors of the movie, and I’ve been waiting for years for a pilot to do an analysis. I’ll make sure they watch this!

[@74gear]

That’s great I hope I did it justice in their eyes. It’s a classic, I didn’t want to ruin it so I tried to keep my commentary in line with the movie even though a lot of people missed my jokes.

[@joshzucker1625]

@@74gear 100% you definitely did it justice with your deadpan delivery. Also fun fact: the 747 that crashes into the terminal building in the movie was a scaled down model of just the front half of the plane on the back of a truck.

[@plantfeeder6677]

Your Cousins, The Zucker Bros., are Hollywood Legends. Besides Airplane they made a hysterical comedy called Kentucky Fried Movie which is still one of the greatest classic cult comedys of all time. Fist Full of Yen!

[@billolsen4360]

Surely you can't be....OH! You're name's Zucker too.

[@ravenID429]

Whoa that's awesome!!! What did they think?

[@Robi2009]

*vulture sitting on stryker's arm* "Ted is flying with his emotional support animal" xD

[@Ryvaken]

I died ^_^;

[@TeZapeo]

OMG Ive seen this movie so many times and i just noticed the vulture 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kellyweingart3692]

lol

[@daviddavies3637]

@@TeZapeo Same here. No idea why I never noticed it before! Clip probably taken from a "Special Edition" screwed around with by George Lucas!

[@77perudo]

My take on that scene is that they had no chance to survive and the vulture is there waiting for a meal when they crash😂😂

[@SeriousClassics]

Such a great movie. I love the part when the flight attendant reinflates auto pilot, the auto pilot has a smile on his face. And then they both have a smoke. :D

[@GabbieTheFox]

The smoking part would be the one thing that Hollywood gets wrong with aviation. Because there's smoke detectors located in the flight-deck and cabin as well as in the cargo bay and after the Swiss-Air 111 crash, there's also a fire detection system in the attic above the cabin and flight deck. And because of how dangerous an in-flight fire can be, those detectors are usually on maximum sensitivity so the flight crew are alerted as quickly as possible should a fire start.

[@andrewft31]

@@GabbieTheFox smoking was allowed on airplanes until the late 1980's, this movie came out in the 1980

[@sean_mccadden]

Im consistently losing my shit on every person I forgot was in this movie. Adam Baldwin, Dave Chappelle, John Cusack, Danny Trejo, Steve Buscemi, John Malkovich and David Ramsey. This movie seriously has an all star cast

[@brennanshippert4376]

I love how you look like you're solving a calculus problem in your head while watching a funny scene

[@Lugnut64052]

LOL

[@bikkies]

"Surely he was calculating his landing distance in his head...?" "He's already calculated it, and don't call him Shirley".

[@asmrcraft2117]

I've always wanted to see a pilot watch the over-Oveur roger-Roger vector-Victor scene! Ah, I shall sleep well tonight

[@davidnievesjr.9478]

When you mentioned the gear shift I was like "wtf?!" Then I heard all your other jokes and I was cracking up! Great video, captain!

[@AaronShenghao]

It is real, if you peek into a MD-88 cockpit you will see it. (Old prop driven airline still have knobs for throttle/mixture/pitch just like gear shift knob, but MD kept using the knobs for speed brake for modern airliners, even MD-88's speed brake is a level with a knob similar to a gear shift knob.)

[@74gear]

not everyone got I was joking 😆

[@jimmym3352]

I was like huh? But didn't fully realize until later. LOL

[@JJSmith1100]

@@74gear Not knowing much about flying, except being a passenger and a lot of airplane movies etc., you got me there. I thought it was a joke in the movie until I heard your comment and I thought "that's interesting, never saw that in any other movie".

[@wrecksum]

The shifter on my Cessna is blue

[@nightraven64]

This has got to be one of your best Hollywood vs Reality episodes. How you made all those jokes with a completely straight face is commendable. (Would love to see the bloopers lol). Thank you for such a great episode. I can't stop laughing LOL

[@ashemgold]

Me: I can't tell if this guy is serious or not... Kelsey: Nods wisely

[@Werrf1]

He is serious. And don't call him Chantel.

[@MrJetFormation]

"They told you it was 9/11, but it was this" I laughed to hard at that.

[@caileanthomson1286]

I'm surprised you didn't wait until April 1st to do this, Kelsey, as it would have been perfect to do so. Not that I am complaining, mind you, if it means getting to see you review this classic sooner. Please keep up the great uploads coming, and I'll be sure to keep the blue side up.

[@74gear]

I wanted to give people something to smile about with everything going on

[@dewiz9596]

Beat me to it. . .

[@caileanthomson1286]

@@74gear What a kind hearted gesture. All the best, Kelsey.

[@adenkyramud5005]

@@74gear certainly helped me with may panic attacks xD

[@moniquegrabrijan2898]

Hey Kelsey, could you perhaps do a Hollywood vs Reality on "Airport '75"? This was a very popular film back in the day (okay way back) and showcased a 747. Granted it was kind of "cheesy" in places but it would be really fun to see your take on it. There were a lot of the old major stars in it (lots of grimaces on their faces which I know you love) and after all these years she is till in the air and is magnificent. The movie "Airplane" was of course a parody on this one. I love your channel and the work you do. Your expressions are priceless as well as your sense of humor. Thank you!!

[@maxbloom8570]

“Hey my names Kelsey. I’m a 747 pilot” *Shows C172*

[@gamergaming6604]

OOF

[@Pikaalexchu]

Yaaaa wooop

[@SidneyKenson]

Just to make us smile for the first time in that video, and not for the last. Damn, need to watch Airplane! now...

[@Space_Man909]

Its actually a joke

[@nicholaslutsch5036]

Tongue in cheek nod to the flak he took from an earlier video when the producer put in an A380 I suspect.

[@weallarepilotnotflying4682]

Hey Kelsey! I'm a nurse in Italy, very tough moment... I really enjoyed this video and your effort to give people something to smile for, thank you so much!

[@JGlaister]

Thank you for what you are doing over there. Stay safe and healthy.

[@tec5x5]

I hope things get way way better for you

[@VainerCactus0]

I hope you can stay safe.

[@JayJasperLondon]

Be safe and thank u for ur work effort. The world appreciates it 🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻❤️🙏🏻❤️

[@carnival6455]

💚

[@havoc23]

Why is Bill Murray flying around doing a Leslie Nielsen impression? :D

[@serializer]

That's how good an actor Bill Murray is. Best damn Leslie Nielsen impression I ever saw.

[@ramb1914]

Because he is a legend

[@johnathanasiou9284]

Haha

[@astrofabio68]

Bill Murray was a teenager when "airplane" is Leslie Nielsen

[@rafalradomski6508]

Obviously this pilot doesn’t have a clue what he’s talking about

[@louism.popovic7727]

"I'm Kelsey, I'm a 747 pilot" proceeds to show a Cessna 172. Nice one! Can't stop laughing

[@74gear]

You’d be surprised how many people missed the joke

[@jamielonsdale3018]

"I'm a 747 pilot." Shows footage of a Cessna coming in to land xD

[@KaiHenningsen]

Setting expectation level.

[@tksharkbait]

I almost didn't catch that the first time, but it was brilliant.

[@yeticusrex1661]

Should have had a jet engine noise when it was on to balance out the movie's propeller noise on the the jet.

[@diegoramirez8674]

Had a good laugh🤣

[@dew9103]

Completely agreed, that completely set the tone of thr video

[@danielmoses6626]

"Study and be ready for upgrade, so you can start getting assaulted, instead of assaulting others." LOL

[@adampedro6498]

I was cracking up when he said that lol

[@Eternal_Tech]

A perfect example of hypergamy

[@kristov29]

The tip about the Pilot in Command not finishing his dessert is why I like this channel so much. There is always something to be learned.

[@robertgibbs6154]

This is 3 years old now, but I love how you played with this classic comedic farse. One of my favorite movies.

[@mikaelgaiason688]

I almost chocked on my lunch when you said you would drag the dead copilot down the aisle to avoid the awkward announcement. Hilarious

[@kevinbarry71]

I saw this movie when I was 10 years old, at the time, and now, I still think the auto pilot is one of the funniest things I've seen ever. At the time I did not appreciate the bit with the manual inflator; I do now

[@kettle_of_chris]

I was 8 years old when I saw it in 1981...it was so popular they re-released it where I lived (Maryland) the following year. The lines at some theaters looked nearly as long as the one for Star Wars...I remember Channel 5 in D.C. (WTTG? I forgot) did a puff piece about that...anyway your comment brought back memories...they help me ignore the big 50 18 months away

[@SteveCChapman]

A gear shifting lever? 🤣 Oh yeah, when you’re done pushing the clutch with your left foot going up through the gears, put it into overdrive to reduce the RPMs to maximize fuel efficiency.

[@drboze6781]

They really do have a gear shift in the airliners equipped with Pratt & Whitney geared turbofans. Someday, those will be equipped with automatics.

[@robertgotschall1246]

But do you downshift to land?

[@Wtfinc]

@@drboze6781 i thought it was the prop feather. gear a turbofan but not a turboprop. people keep mixing em up. turbofans on 747. turbo prop, prop with jet engine.

[@Wtfinc]

@@robertgotschall1246 looks to me like an up shift. say from 1 to 2. landing you would switch to 1 so you could execute a go around. its a joke. however. planes with props have whats called feathering that changes the pitch angle of the prop blades, allowing to move more air but higher resistance(high altitude flight) or feathered in so the prop can slice thru the air(low altitude, thick air)

[@plantfeeder6677]

Clutch? You only use the clutch on a Heavy to get it moving. You float all the rest of the gears.

[@RobEJC]

Brilliant move packed with scorching lines that will sear into your memory. Kelsey's take is hilarious - well done, sir!

[@kaneamora7371]

“Some first officers are real creeps”. As he says with First Officer stripes. 😆

[@stevewalker206]

Are all of the runway lights powered through a single extension cord plugged into a wall outlet?

[@astrofrk]

Gotta watch for Johnny.

[@lukedumouchel3358]

Yes

[@xenxander]

Rapunzel!

[@thomasvlaskampiii6850]

Yes. And the atc guys get their radar vectors by playing atari basketball

[@JW...-oj5iw]

Check out an earlier Zucker movie, Kentucky Fried Movie. Stephen Stucker plays a court reporter.

[@EinkOLED]

I was hell confused when you mentioned the gear shifter.

[@flexairz]

Its was rubbish

[@bobbycv64]

when i saw that, he was shifting into forth gear, four the forth engine, OK BAD JOKE :-(

[@ScottZane]

He used a lot of sarcastic humor that just didn't present well enough as "clearly BS and clearly just humoring us" throughout the video, if you ask me.

[@ChestyBPuller]

bobby cv64 *fourth

[@camgere]

Over and back. I assumed he was putting it in Reverse.

[@bev9708]

YOU made this movie even funnier, incredible but true!!! And how you manage to deliver your jokes with such a straight face is even more funny!!! BRAVO!!!

[@amccall999]

Kelsey, absolutely superb sir, I'm grinning ear-to-ear. Love how you've joined in on the humour of this film. "I always wait until the autopilot is fully inflated" had me rolling. Keep up the great work sir

[@BadWebDiver]

Watch out for the "A Little Hot" lights, they're real important...

[@IainMcClatchie]

It was the bit about the gear shift and fuel efficiency at the beginning that first clued me in that this was going to be a different kind of review...

[@JefferyWisdom]

That fact that a SATIRICAL movie is even romotely accurate is amazing

[@ChrisMetaFootballTV]

I've seen this film 100 gazillion times since I was a small boy. I still love seeing it even today. Thanks for the analysis 💪💪

[@sophieterry8175]

Honestly it's so nice to watch a piolet talking about flying on KZbin. It'll ease my nerves on future flights.

[@vcv6560]

"I wait until its fully inflated and doing its job." I had to back up to hear that again!

[@Juno101]

15:05 That "A little hot" joke gets me every time while bursting into laughter.

[@guntere1004]

such literal jokes are my favourite kind of humor

[@williamhuang8309]

Engine fire

[@billolsen4360]

@@williamhuang8309 The engine fire lamp is just below "A little hot"

[@iamhim985]

Lol can’t believe you did Airplane, this is literally the most unreal airplane movie I’ve watched

[@74gear]

well, wanted to give people something to laugh about during this crazy time.

[@wolfpaw2715]

@@74gear please do more of these !

[@jeffcoat1959]

Now do Airport 1975 - one of the movies this one spoofed.

[@sarhtaq]

@@jeffcoat1959 Actually the main plot in this movie, is taken from the book "Flight into danger" by John Castle and Arthur Hailey. (Just re-read the book a few weeks ago)

[@jeffcoat1959]

@@sarhtaq also the movie Zero Hour

[@pamelascherling]

Recently discovered the Kelsey videos and I'm hooked. But this one is really a hoot! I loved the comparisons between what was authentic and Kelsey's tongue-in-cheek humor about what was 'hollywood'. My two favorites were him saying that no pilot would have not finished eating his dessert and that he had applied for an emotional support animal. It was obvious how much fun he had making this video.