8 Passengers Update, EDP Caught Again, Burning Man Disaster - Off The Rails #84

[@SilentSprinterCJ]

Ethan: "Can I say this joke?" *immediate button graphics* 😂😂

[@katie_cm]

@@FreshNews247 i agree we’re always missing out on crazy (good) goblin mode jokes but the week long suspensions are the longest weeks of my life, so the safety net is needed lmao

[@katie_cm]

@@FreshNews247 true, especially since that’s what we were supposed to get with after dark but i can just imagine Ethan never hearing the end of it for being greedy

[@thebushdoctor9602]

​@@FreshNews247I hate it, just feel like you are left out of the joke, then they come back laughing theyre ass off like ok...

[@Meeposaurus]

@@thebushdoctor9602that’s why it’s funny lolololol no button no sponsors no show

[@jimsaturday4945]

​@FreshNews247 I agree that it gets annoying, but ultimately, I think the funny moments it creates far outweigh the downsides of them not having the button, which was frequent cancelations.

[@deepintothemountain]

Petition for Dan to guest host Leftovers when Hasan is away. Dan is the Queen, he can’t do nothing wrong 💅✨💖

[@azebramoomoo2727]

@@FreshNews247ah yes I can’t wait to go platform pseudo centrist grifters without anyone checking Ethan at all I think you should be in charge of the podcast you clearly have some incredible ideas.

[@saal0]

@@FreshNews247so brave ❤❤❤❤❤ 💀

[@ashw3704]

@@azebramoomoo2727I’m convinced this guy doesn’t watch the pod bc wtf are those guest ideas

[@eddierusset]

​@@ashw3704with all the peace and love in the world, that person is clearly being sarcastic about those guests.

[@morganwalz3938]

@@FreshNews247L

[@maddimorello6695]

fun fact: 3-4 year olds are JUST beginning to develop the skill of perspective taking. like they are cognitively unable to do so until they hit a certain milestone (neglect can delay these milestones as well, which she has admitted to), her taking christmas away was the equivalent of getting mad at a baby for not walking the first week out the womb. enforcing severe and illogical punishments for actions outside of her children's control is so wild for her to be broadcasting so confidently. very sad, hoping all the kids can heal now.

[@frankcesaretti4817]

She’s so disgusting. And she literally SMILES and giggles when she talks about the “punishments” in all of the clips I’ve seen. She’s a sadist.

[@empac8631]

Yeah but like, the baby out of the womb has legs…if we allow it to be lazy, it will be.

[@brittanie777]

And fun fact is that children ARE selfish essentially through adolescence lol very egocentric even as children gain the capacity for empathy

[@veautyfull]

@@brittanie777then don’t have kids. It’s that simple.

[@veautyfull]

@@empac8631then don’t have kids. It’s that simple.

[@tree4318]

Ethan questioning who the man in Donna's backyard was was comedy gold

[@emmmmmmmmm6322]

Will we ever get an answer ahahaha

[@harleyshaively]

seeing that the one reply wasnt a timestamp made me curl my toes in anger

[@tree4318]

@@harleyshaively 13:54

[@artur-w9k9v]

,, f

[@blueberrykissel]

I love when I’m watching the episode after it aired, and Ethan goes ”we still have 15 minutes” but then there’s still an hour left of the show

[@haleywootpat]

I just got to that part and I was like 🤔 there’s still an hour

[@gardnerfarms23]

Lol

[@catlovingnerd21]

@@adh3247 they didn't though? ethan said it completely unprompted lol

[@isabellejune8543]

Ever since the switching roles episode I am always amazed whenever Ian is talking at all let alone switching while talking. WIAN

[@annazehd1547]

Yes!! I was thinking the same

[@itsjusthales5153]

WIAN

[@azaz2552]

The switching roles episode is probably my most favorite episode ever, I was laughing the entire time 😂

[@fifi_onna]

@@azaz2552SAME they need a Pt. 2 with Love & Hila!!

[@408romanski]

he is a psychopath 😔

[@kilo-1337]

love donna saying she came into her backyard for labor day likes its a rare occurrence or a trip

[@suchnothing]

I had the same thought lol, she made it sound like an exotic and only occasionally visited vacation spot. She talked about going into her backyard the same way my boss talks about going to her remote family cottage on a long weekend.

[@ellieb8815]

Im a child and youth care practitioner - I’ve worked in child welfare and am currently working at a developmental and mental health service agency. Ruby’s expectations for her kids is insane for their age, the things she calls “selfish” is developmentally appropriate for a kid that age, a three year old not listening after being told to sit still for an hour is pretty common at that age - because a 3 year old sitting for an hour unsupervised isnt reasonable. I’ve seen mom’s like Ruby before, I’ll probably see it again in my career. She’s the kind of parent my professors in College told me about, I can’t believe how long she got away with this on a public platform. Thank you for coming to my rant

[@CorkysGarage]

I am also in the childcare and special education field and came here to basically say the same thing. she's causing irreversible trauma, Also in the teenage years with the way she traumatized these kids she is making it harder for herself in the future because these kids are more likely to keep things from her and do troublesome things if left untreated. I really hope these children get the proper therapy and treatment they more than likely will need. This also speaking from an almost identical situation in my childhood. This type of shit makes me sick. For sure have seen parents like this scum bag before and it's heartbreaking what it does to the children. I hope she and anyone involved rots. But thank you for sharing it was spot on!

[@paperremix]

My dad would also yell at me and say stuff like "what are you, a 10 year old?" and punish me for being disrespectful or not listening ... meanwhile I was literally 9. Some people have no business having children

[@spOOkytimes]

People like her have never cracked a book let alone one on the science of child development. Why does she need to think for herself when she has her cult- I mean religion.

[@Gsalvidio]

@@spOOkytimesshe doesn’t need to read a book… she’s got 8 kids- she should know how a normal 3 year old acts by now

[@ellieb8815]

@@Gsalvidio Bingo, a reasonable person would recognize that this is simply how toddlers year olds act! Also, she seems pretty close with that therapist, who should have a pretty good idea of kids at that developmental stage regardless of whether or not its her specialization, all social workers/psychologists take a class on development.

[@SarahLouiseHunt]

Dan can never leave because we need someone who is allowed to just dunk on Ethan.

[@Nathlaaar]

Ian dunks on him sometimes, but Ian is just never serious. Everytime he speaks he's goofing.

[@wildesage4172]

Nothing more kingly and powerful than having "no" man at your right hand.

[@FlintSparkedStudios]

He never forgets his duty as the devil’s advocate

[@audreydanielle8]

like imagine if AB dunked on Ethan like Dan does. he’d be back in Michigan before the next ep 💀

[@CantTellYou]

@@wildesage4172 how has Jim Carrey still not made a Yes Man sequel called “The No-Man” 😤

[@haleywho17]

“we have to end the show in 15 minutes” *doesn’t end for another hour* i love this show

[@spaceagent217]

honestly hearing ethan talk about the disgusting 8 passenger family situation is pretty healing. makes me feel validated about my feelings because i grew up in a household similar circumstance. children do not deserve to be put through that.

[@bumblebeebrass164]

Sending u peace and love

[@justanaveragejess86]

Your feelings are real and I am so sorry that you had to go through these kinds of abuses. Sending love your way ❤

[@Mikkstersshot]

Same. Way too close to home. Validating to know that other people do see this as abuse and not the status quo

[@ndsntmttr]

The united states military is using technology and manpower to protect deviant sadistic Child SAers that are misusing their access to advanced tools to spy on, harass, and SA children.This sometimes follows them into adulthood. Children that are still too young to know that what they are seeing is not normal are being exposed to disgusting deviant content that is forcefully shown to them by hacking their devices. Many victims may not even know they have been targeted by this, because the majority of the actual SA happens when they are drugged or asleep, the only reason they might know is because the perpetrator may leave behind physical evidence, like bruises, scratches, or bodily fluids. If a victim discovers what has happened to them these worms will misuse equipment and manpower to stalk, shame, mock, and generally try to make the lives of the people affected by this as hellish as possible both offline and online. They follow victims in person and try to intimidate or harass them. They generally use different people who act as though they aren't affiliated with each other and don't do anything they can be arrested for at the time of the harassment. They think they can shame and mock their victims into silence because some of what happens is coerced. These are depraved cowards that gather in groups to harass solitary women and children just to protect SAers

[@KateElizabeth1013]

Same. Makes my nervous system go crazy just to hear that mom. I feel so much for those kids because I remember how helpless you feel with an unreasonable authoritarian parent.

[@WrenBrown-x6z]

“And I hope the floor is sticky in her cell..” Best AB quote ever! I literally laughed out loud. Love you AB!

[@haleywootpat]

AB doesn’t get enough love ❤️

[@WrenBrown-x6z]

@@haleywootpat agreed!

[@kelseyevans6213]

Coldest AB line we've gotten ina minute, love him!!

[@WrenBrown-x6z]

@@kelseyevans6213 I know! I feel like AB has been afraid of speaking his mind recently.. do you agree?

[@Naejakire3]

When Dan laughs, you can tell Ethan gets so stoked and keeps going way longer with his bit.. Dan laughing hard at the water crystal thing just made Ethans day, lol

[@Kerttis]

he pauses the video so everyone can hear how much he made dan laugh LMAO

[@lawls319]

lmao it made my day too

[@lepus6511]

Dan is simultaneously a good man and the queen who can't do nothin wrong

[@empac8631]

@@lepus6511can’t even go on space mountain without DAN ruining it for me

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

I love crystal waters 100% Pure Love

[@katherinevanhorn217]

i don’t think cleaning up the pineapple mess was a sign of maturity in the child, it was a sign of how scared they were of her and the abuse she was putting them through

[@jess-sp6vq]

Came here to comment this! She created an environment of pure fear for these kids. It made them want to lie and hide things because they were so afraid to get in trouble. Truly so sad.

[@Nooticus]

Facts

[@syd6130]

It breaks my heart that little baby got in trouble for trying to eat pineapple and also trying to clean up his own mess 😢

[@ironwitchbitz]

The fact that the five year old kiddo goes through so many steps to hide the pineapple incident, shows how fast those kids have to grow up to survive

[@paolabueso]

Yeah, it’s really upsetting to think that this was their reality for so long. I hope the kids are somehow able to heal and live happy and fulfilling lives.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

it breaks my heart. I had a small bit of something like this in my childhood and years past the appropriate age to do so, I burst into tears whenever I did something wrong. I couldn't control it and it was like a lightning bolt of fear would shoot through me if I made a mistake, forgot to do something, put something in the wrong place, etc. I feel for these poor poor kids.

[@bas_ee]

@@paolabueso Well I just hope they stop being mormon and go full no-contact, because otherwise the circle of life will keep repeating, and the now mormon adults abuse their own kids.

[@ameliabjorn]

my thoughts exactly

[@ameliabjorn]

@@RealElongatedMuskrat It is a subject of my dreams, every night my subconscious deals with childhood trauma, which is why it triggers me so much

[@Ilovedallthepeople]

Ethan doing all he can to get a lupus diagnosis is one of the best on going jokes I have seen on this show lmaoo

[@IndigoesMoroot]

He could just watch the interview with the fitness guru who fell 4 peerpressure n got 4 jabs then the doctor found paticles in his blood and adviced cleaning the blood but he did not survive even tho he cleaned the blood twice. The meathead Bradley did the interview and he was recently on this podcast.

[@isabelleross6309]

I don’t think it’s a joke anymore🤣🤣

[@misskaylan2000]

@@IndigoesMorootI’m sorry what? 😂

[@IndigoesMoroot]

@@misskaylan2000 ethan got jabs n knows something is wrong in his body. Lindner got jabs n doctors saw particles in his blood so he cleaned the blood twicee with some machine but did not survive. Science have shown magnetism disolves bloodclots so ethan n the crew should probably start wearing magnetic jewelry to be able to survive their mistake. But time is tickin n ethan might have problems with admitting doctors cant even recomend a magnet or anything natural that cant be patented so a huge limitation exists in what doctors can do while workin as drugdeaalers 4 corporations. Teddy fresh magnetic jewelry would be cool n have positive health effects.. but can ethan admit his mistake b4 its to late is da question now.

[@californiaraisin8848]

​@@IndigoesMoroot you're actually insane lol.

[@ee5647]

Everyone’s calling this woman a demon like there weren’t thousands of people watching her and supporting her parenting for YEARS. Let’s talk to those fans How tf did that woman ever have a platform

[@justanaveragejess86]

That's a very good point, and it's just scary that other people DID listen to her for so long and ACCEPTED it! Maybe after seeing her being forced to deal with the consequences will wake them up, because they had to have supported, agreed with and modeled her "parenting" techniques.

[@justanaveragejess86]

It's so horrific that women like her had fans. It literally makes me nauseated that her many manipulations and abuses were PRAISED! WTF?? Why did no one call authorities sooner? Maybe some tried and nothing happened? Don't want to trauma dump too much but my ex committed countless felonies, including revenge po%n. against me after I literally fled, like hiding at my friends house and losing all of my possessions. I had stacks of evidence. The police told me to let it go. I'm an adult though, these are beautiful innocent children..

[@Iamtheendoftheworld]

I remember getting blocked by her last year at some point on Tiktok, I swear those people on that app have something wrong with their brains.

[@nataliethieke3687]

@@justanaveragejess86I agree, and I’m so sorry you had to go through all that. I hope you’re in a better situation now, and feel proud of yourself for getting through it! I have no doubt that you have so much strength, especially advocating for yourself as you did, regardless of how they dismissed the evidence you gave them.❤

[@kyla2423]

Because her viewers were children themselves

[@yellowskittle73]

The way the P8 mom remembers all these incredibly specific incidents like the pineapple spill really shows how crazy she is. My mom loves to bring up stories that she embellishes to show what a "bad kid" I was.

[@rebexyy]

Not defending her, but I mean... she made regular content/podcasts, she was likely speaking about things as they happened.

[@BronzeBellaBria]

​@rebexyy she made a long drawn out story out of what should have been a one sentence mention imo: "My 4 year old spilled pineapple all over the kitchen floor this morning, FML 😂" THATS THE STORY. Its not even a story its a part of having children...

[@BronzeBellaBria]

Eww I'm so sorry, I understand more everyday why so many people go no contact.

[@rebexyy]

@@BronzeBellaBria sure but that's literally what every content creator does, it's storytelling.

[@camelliaharpdarkthrope6462]

"literally every content creator" worth having a platform wouldn't use their very young children and turn them into the party in the wrong in their story times...

[@mimi7866]

Hearing Zack laugh in the background is one of my favorite parts of the podcast always!

[@maddiemalacopa]

That 8 passengers mom is evil- “entitled to food”. Reminds me of my mom- as a kid she always made a point to remind me that I was a guest in her house and withheld food as punishment. I hope hell is real for both of them

[@david-fl9cy]

jesus hearing this just makes me feel like I am obligated to have a kid and give them the best childhood possible just to outweigh all the loons that traumatize their kids

[@isocarboxazid]

@@david-fl9cy Don't have a kid, world's going to complete shit.

[@carlapanton]

Same, taught us both to have a healthy relationship with food im sure 😂

[@maddiemalacopa]

@@carlapanton well the withholding food was the least of it. Lol. Love to you sister

[@jessicagomez1760]

This situation is very sad but I am glad it went viral so people understand how horrifying the abuse can get with a family that knows how to hide it all very well. Usully abusive parents find ways to torture their family memebers and make it ll seem like its all the other persons fault and never theirs. This happens WAY MORE than you think, in many levels of severity. Even though this story is very hard to believe, it is not the worst unfortunately... People are INSANE in this world and regret NOTHING.

[@Annaanna77888]

I imagine Dan as a kid also being bald for some reason

[@ndsntmttr]

The united states military is using technology and manpower to protect deviant sadistic Child SAers that are misusing their access to advanced tools to spy on, harass, molest, and rape children.This sometimes follows them into adulthood. Children that are still too young to know that what they are seeing is not normal are being exposed to disgusting deviant content that is forcefully shown to them by hacking their devices. Many victims may not even know they have been targeted by this, because the majority of the actual sexual abuse happens when they are drugged or asleep, the only reason they might know is because the perpetrator may leave behind physical evidence, like bruises, scratches, or bodily fluids. If a victim discovers what has happened to them these worms will misuse equipment and manpower to stalk, shame, mock, and generally try to make the lives of the people affected by this as hellish as possible both offline and online. They follow victims in person and try to intimidate or harass them. They generally use different people who act as though they aren't affiliated with each other and don't do anything they can be arrested for at the time of the harassment. They think they can shame and mock their victims into silence because some of what happens is coerced. These are depraved cowards that gather in groups to harass solitary women and children just to protect deviant SAers

[@meggiemegggs]

With 35cents

[@JumpinJoe]

He looks perfect bald. Him having hair would be weird.

[@irenewilliams5993]

@@meggiemegggs I’m crying omg 💀

[@Punkeosa]

He was just Caillou

[@beccabuildswhat7673]

The 8 passengers story makes my stomach hurt. I have a 3 year old and I cant imagine if anything like that happened to him. I just dont understand how you can treat children like that. I'm glad they are receiving help now. I hope Ruby rots in prison.

[@aarondavis8943]

After hearing about the pineapple incident, the film _Mommy Dearest_ came to mind.

[@galaxyspace76]

People who hurt children deserve no mercy whatsoever

[@justanaveragejess86]

For real. I have a 3 year old niece, and it makes my heart hurt to hear of the atrocities this evil woman committed against innocent babies. 😢 Luckily there are people like you out there that parent the right way! ❤

[@spacemountainvanity]

I remember being heated when Callum Markie was making videos about her a while back. I can’t believe it’s worse that what we imagined. To starve her kids when she has the means to feed them and nurture them. It’s vile

[@oliviagarrison105]

25, no children- but i’ve had a dog for about 10 months now. Me and my boyfriend will stay home on off days just so our dog isn’t alone. After caring for this animal the way we do, and stressing over her the way we do, I can’t imagine the love a child could bring. But I especially can’t imagine treating a living being you created and grew yourself in that manner. Most people don’t deserve children, but she doesn’t deserve a platform let alone freedom.

[@aaroneusjames2342]

The 8 Passenger mom is going to have a hard time in prison when the other inmates find out what she did to her children.

[@Slayayayay]

Yup! They will take her food and steal her stuff.

[@shelby6]

Truly the punishment she deserves is what those inmates will do to her

[@alien_from_andromeda]

she’s gonna get a taste of her own medicine

[@ashleynunez3551]

Sadly, they will most likely put her in PC due to safety concerns. I sure hope someone "accidentally" leaves the doors open though...

[@ChrisMeadows1992]

A Utah state attorney involved in the case just announced that she's been in the prison infirmary for life-threatening health concerns. Days before he said that, it was leaked that she attempted suicide while in custody, so I guess those reports were true. Prison life, if she survives that long, will not be kind to her and she is likely going to face decades behind bars.@@ashleynunez3551

[@richardsrandomadventures]

The lunch order in the middle of the starving kids segment had me 😂😂😂 but seriously, we're living in a sick sad world.

[@cool5529]

I am a teacher in California and this is our first year offering free lunches and breakfast! I’m glad it’s finally starting to happen.

[@beadybugg]

I live In louisiana and EVERY child in my parish gets free lunch. No matter the income. Every child also received a EBT card in there name for summer. It was only $130 for the whole summer but it was something.

[@docteurshepherd]

Idk how they're paying for the lunches but I just hope crooked people don't use this as an excuse to keep paying teachers an abysmally low wage

[@topkek4223]

@@docteurshepherdI mean in California school is mandatory and you get tickets/jail if your child isn’t in school so if the government wants kids to be there by force they need to feed them.

[@ZairaMendoza-qg2qn]

New york has free breakfast and lunch as well 🫶🏼

[@cosmicorinne]

@@ZairaMendoza-qg2qnHi! Just small correction. NYC, Yonkers, Albany & Rochester municipalities all participate in a universal lunch program for school age children. But there is no State Wide program which is unfortunate! However here in Buffalo we do have at least reduced & free lunch based on income.

[@carlie1666]

you knoq its gonna be a good ep when ian has a lot of screentime within the first 30 mins

[@ourrandomvidz]

Ethan: “you know what else 1in5 people have?” *silence* Love: “murder?”

[@abigailjensen3595]

As a daycare teacher it is so sad to see how some parents would treat their kid so terribly at any age but especially at 4 years old, they are such precious growing beings and are deserving of so much unconditional love.

[@aolanig1261]

Dan is so funny on this episode; the sass knows no bounds.

[@thegameslave2]

Regardless of who on the crew won The Price Is Right run time, I'm just happy we got yet another almost 4 hour episode from the number 1 podcast in the world.

[@allisonmcilroy1547]

@@FreshNews247you a fallen fan or tater tot dick sucker?!? YES #1 podcast in the world brother🤣🤣 ride or die fuppa

[@suchrageverywow3122]

Dan won no cap

[@justanaveragejess86]

I second that ❤

[@rachelhartman2489]

@@FreshNews247mgm ,p

[@PBrousse]

@@suchrageverywow3122 Yea, but those zoomers don't know the rules of the greatest game on TV

[@shelterskelter7]

AB said the Bible will clean the drawer 💀 we need a Reddit where everyone submits clips of ABs unheard jokes and a segment where we tier list them pls

[@sarahsue123]

Omg agree, he always has the best

[@jj99686]

Yes! I’m glad someone else heard that. Such a hilarious unnoticed joke.

[@TubbsCustard]

YES i heard that and it killed me 😭

[@wolfwrentruther]

Grew up in Utah, my parents aren’t LDS, but my dad definitely learned from the parenting culture here and treated us like shit. Homeschooled us, took away bdays, xmas, halloween, for stuff like crying. He always talks about how we were bad people, at like, age 4. I have several friends from American Fork and Provo, who were raised more extremely, all in the name of the church. It’s abysmal how much these people hate their children for being children.

[@annazehd1547]

sending you so much love ❤ thank you for sharing you deserve all the best in adulthood

[@Binstabih]

Bunch of freaks. Glad you’re okay!!!!

[@marinasaurus]

It hurts my heart to hear that. Such little beings being treated like that just makes my blood boil. I hope you've been able to recover from that treatment and know that you are absolutely not a bad person♡ family.

[@indigoromy]

Omg I was just telling my friend the other day how my parents would tell us whenever we were "misbehaving" growing up that we were bad children/people too! I see ya fellow shit-childhood survivor!

[@justanaveragejess86]

Sorry to hear you had to endure that 😢

[@JaceySummer]

Loves commentary and giggles in the background since moving to America is the best! He adds so much to the show

[@boanless]

“Idiot, dumbass, fell off”

[@miaz4766]

The lupus quiz has gotta be one of my favorite moments of all time

[@Heart_Burn_Ouch]

Dan getting subtlety triggered by Ethan trashing a perfectly good scene from James Bond was very fun

[@michaelbrown3849]

​@@dm_1236you have 876 comments on this channel...

[@houston1342]

​@@dm_1236 Sure

[@qui_etes_vous]

perfectly good scene...stfu. it was horrible. stop being fake. that was a horrible shot, the sound was horrible, it was poorly done. The movies they make today are crap. The movie industry hasn't been good since the 90's.... Get a grip.

[@denzellmovies]

​@@ViolentRainbowcheesy tropes? IN A JAMES BOND MOVIE OF ALL PLACES??!!!!

[@bas_ee]

@@dm_1236 Well, you are. "Parasocial relationships are one-sided relationships, where one person extends emotional energy, interest and time, and the other party, the persona, is completely unaware of the other’s existence". You are here, doing that exact thing. So, yeah literally everyone is kind of parasocial

[@popcorny007]

55:15 Ultra rare "rats will dance for money if you pay them" drop

[@rebexyy]

One of the lowkey bests.

[@bespinguard449]

I was waiting the whole time for that one lmao

[@bibsp3556]

There's so many wierd ones, this one a great one, that just seem to become useful years after the fact. The "AB starkilla thank you for thr prime" the other day was so on point.

[@hannahrhcp]

I was hesitant to pay for a H3 subscription, but Ethan speaking Spanish convinced me it is worth every penny. I’m a proud member now ✌️🙌🏽

[@shaelin-]

FAMILIA

[@Bravo-Hernandez]

FAMILIA

[@coralrose5754]

FAMILIA FAMILIA FAMLIA

[@atsiong100]

Bwen ven ito 🙂

[@frosty_teacup]

FÃMÌLÍÃ

[@sadiessupermommy]

rare footage butterfly porn, lupus talk, the Oliver soundbite, AB’s one liners, cupcakes…. overall genuinely one of the funniest eps this year in my opinion 😌

[@haleywootpat]

Amazing episode

[@panzof8888]

this KILLED me: "There was entropy occurring in the bag" -Ian

[@tleexoxo]

Dude me too 🤣 I felt it didn't get the recognition it deserved.

[@Stonedsapphic]

Time stamp?

[@Wertys]

@@Stonedsapphic19:40

[@Dhi_Bee]

He should always start the show in mangled Spanish. When he said “Beng-von-deed-oh” instead of “bienvenidos” already made me LOL within the 1st few seconds😂 Thx, Ethan (in my Jeff voice)

[@SpookyBEX]

He is so breathtakingly bad at languages and it is absolutely hilarious 😂

[@annlyp6303]

He was definitely saying “bienvenito” or something like that haha

[@Isabella-io2zq]

the fact that he said that in a lowkey italian accent lol

[@sturdybutter]

Dude, Dan bringing up his mom giving him a quarter and a dime every day for lunch brought on some wild flashbacks. Crazy how vividly you can remember something from 25 years ago that you had completely forgotten about, just by someone mentioning a similar story.

[@SeroTonan]

lmao i had to eat notebook paper

[@SamuIise]

When did this turn into the edgy, sardonic reply zone in response to someone's genuine story? 😬🙄

[@yourockmyshoe]

A quarter and a dime was for chocolate milk to go with my packed lunch. Crazy memories brought back.

[@americangoddass]

⁠@@FreshNews247clearly there were some lead paint chips mixed with your drywall and plaster lunches. I’m tired of seeing you in the comment section here, nearly every mf thread. Go be a pest elsewhere. Not going to get the channel exposure you’re craving by being annoying.

[@gigglescx5924]

The crew deciding on a place to eat and getting mixed up by the same names is giving the Office scene with Pizza by Alfredo and Alfredo’s Pizza

[@NINANEENERBOBOO]

2:16:07 😂 the genuine shock of Ethan when he realized Dan buttoned him

[@jolieerickson4832]

it’s becoming really common for people to put their pronouns in the signature block of their work email. i see it all the time at work. not only is it inclusive, but it also helps when you wouldn’t know for sure by the first name. there are lots of engineers from other countries and sometimes it isn’t clear by just seeing the first name.

[@mandiiquinn7163]

The Ethan’s health/lupus talk is such a The Office/Michael Scott vibe 🤭

[@ndsntmttr]

The united states military is using technology and manpower to protect deviant sadistic Child SAers that are misusing their access to advanced tools to spy on, harass, molest, and rape children.This sometimes follows them into adulthood. Children that are still too young to know that what they are seeing is not normal are being exposed to disgusting deviant content that is forcefully shown to them by hacking their devices. Many victims may not even know they have been targeted by this, because the majority of the actual sexual abuse happens when they are drugged or asleep, the only reason they might know is because the perpetrator may leave behind physical evidence, like bruises, scratches, or bodily fluids. If a victim discovers what has happened to them these worms will misuse equipment and manpower to stalk, shame, mock, and generally try to make the lives of the people affected by this as hellish as possible both offline and online. They follow victims in person and try to intimidate or harass them. They generally use different people who act as though they aren't affiliated with each other and don't do anything they can be arrested for at the time of the harassment. They think they can shame and mock their victims into silence because some of what happens is coerced. These are depraved cowards that gather in groups to harass solitary women and children just to protect deviant SAers

[@Yeonoson]

I always think of House M.D. and the lupus compilations...

[@SavantAudiosurf]

I called it a Seinfeld skit.

[@jayconvo]

1:44:50 - I still remember the day my "ticket" didn't go through and I was such a quiet child I didn't speak up and I went without eating and even cried and a cafeteria lady had them give me some bread... which is so sad because the amount of food that gets thrown away in schools is crazy and even then to deny a child a lunch is bonkers. My mom was so upset she got things fixed once I told her.. she told me if that ever happens again to just call her.... but it is very humiliating to have to ask for help even as a young child.

[@Howto2015]

"Tiniest podcast host in history!" Thank you, Olivia. That was genuine gold.

[@Sarah-ds6zd]

Ruby is the closest person I have seen to the stepmother I had growing up. She was religious and extremely cold and un-empathetic with extremely high expectations that I could never meet. She used to love to call me “deceitful” when I was literally a CHILD. I feel so horrible for those kids

[@BronzeBellaBria]

So many children are being raised by closet monsters. Wild.

[@ripi-si3102]

I actually had to stop watching during the 8 passengers part. It was like going back in time and watching my mom. I dissociated most of my childhood but the one thing I'll never forget is her convincing me I was a horrible lazy "slothlike" kid. I didn't know until I left that I was sleeping all the time because I was severely depressed because I had no social skills and thus no friends. I also have OCD and ADHD but she refused to get me diagnosed and any problem I was having was because I wasn't trying hard enough.

[@alyssavoncrash4775]

reading through these comments is SO strange because it’s all people that had my EXACT experience. it’s like out of body. my mom also convinced me i was useless and lazy and refused to get me diagnosed, and then i moved out and got diagnosed with OCD and ADHD. she told me i would just use it as an excuse to be lazy so i was just unmedicated and severely depressed. she made a rule that i wasn’t allowed to sleep past 8am and i would just be horribly tired and falling asleep in school.

[@alyssavoncrash4775]

she would also get angry with me for not having friends on a regular basis and at one point she invited over practically random people from my school for a sleep over and i was sexually harassed that entire night. she literally wouldn’t allow me to socialize and then would punish me for not being social. it’s so weird. it’s like complete counterintuitive parenting. it makes absolutely no sense.

[@nsafi97]

I babysat a child with a mom like this, it’s far too common and very scary

[@jessicas3568]

For some reason the last of the generations was like….. the worst people ever… actually awful. I fucking hated everyone adult most of the time … when you really get to know them. They just are miserable people tbh. Weird because they were like convinced discipline was the way to go… glad we had tv, otherwise it would be just about them..

[@jessicas3568]

Not to mention everything was critiqued and in a nutshell… now we are older and see the bigger pictures.. we all hated our parents. I don’t really know anyone who really liked adults… they typically broke you down, and spread lies about everyone.. weird idk why they’re like that. Maybe they just are dumb

[@itsjess1046]

“I should leave in 15 minutes” *continues for over 1 hour* 😂💗

[@meebameeb]

i love how dan's new set up has the kermit behind him. idk if that's because his parents worked on muppet babies, or he just appreciates the King Kermit but i love it!

[@sadiessupermommy]

Olivia: “how old am I? Lupus, yeah.” That got me 😂😂

[@jessicakennedy7287]

Ok I haven't watched the pod in at least a year (I was travelling) but this is soo comforting and nice to see all the crew still killing it!! Y'all got me through SUCH a rough time and now look at us!! Love y'all from new zealand

[@firmanang9132]

The crew taking bets on when the show is ending has the same energy as that office episode where everybody tricked michael scott to go home early

[@glipglap]

"Nine in ten people with lupus are women" Love: "Man you're unlucky" Lmao did not get enough credit for that comment.

[@thepinkmonkeyisdead]

this is honestly so triggering because my step mom acted just like ruby growing up.. it’s surreal hearing y’all call out things that were so normal for me

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Step moms are fucking demons. They are the bad guy in disney movies for a reason.

[@madybogdan2447]

I had a friend whose step mom was like this she was so harsh wouldn’t buy her anything she had to buy shampoo everything herself when she was a freshman in high school and It was so different from my upbringing I was shocked. Sorry you experienced that :(

[@32Theresa]

🤍 I am so, so sorry. Do you even still talk to your (I assume your step mom is married to your dad) biological dad these days? It must be very difficult for you to trust people, maybe even fear of authority? I hope you have someone in your life you trust enough to talk about your childhood 🤍

[@finchcarvingadiamond]

I was never tied like that but a lot of the stuff about food and her discipline methods are way too familiar and I still didn't realize it was that fucked up. It makes me feel so relieved that people are talking about this woman with such anger and disgust because at least there are some people who get it...

[@thepinkmonkeyisdead]

@@32Theresa i have a really hard time ever making decisions for myself without an irrational fear that something will happen and i’ll be punished. i’m 27 now.. it’s really stuck with me.

[@contrapasso]

I love every single crew member so much. It’s pretty impressive that you’ve put together such a great team of people. ❤

[@miabailey2236]

Since Ian is mostly off camera it’s extra special when he is on❤️❤️ he also is a freak for packing and unpacking twice in a day you lost me there

[@smashedintopieces000]

absolutely love love. Every time he's like fuck those guys, it cracks me up. Also all his pronunciations are great

[@barewithhippie]

“Where is my chupalupa?”

[@cornbredx]

I didn't know there was gonna be butterfly porn. Now I've lost my appetite and can't eat my lunch. Thanks, Ethan's Mom.

[@justanaveragejess86]

Omg right ? SO graphic as well 😅❤

[@perfectd4ze]

and then i had a hard time the rest of the week!

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

put some respect on my girl Donna's name 😂

[@justanaveragejess86]

@imliterallyjustagirl 😆😆

[@tangimeme]

Poor Dan at the end there lmao. How did Ethan and some of the others manage to get the rules entirely backwards like that? 💀

[@britchin]

dan lost

[@Broman1889]

​@@britchin no he didn't lol

[@christinacastro8943]

Dan was the closest to 3 hours & 52 minutes & he did not guess MORE than 3 hours & 52 minutes, which is what it means to “go over,” therefore Dan won

[@AllTheArtsy]

Ethan' audacity to say he knows the rules and then he thinks AB, who bet 4 hours, won, when the podcast is 3 hours 50-something minutes long at the time.

[@cultureshows8805]

Crazy h3h3 cat guy 🌈

[@fortunaastral]

Dan is the queen! Can't do nothing wrong 👑💅🏻

[@MNHRI]

Dan…. Is jealous of me? 🧑🏻‍🦲👿

[@sheatheunicorn]

2:09:11 ☹️ the feeling of panick when you dropped something or made any mess at all knowing what’ll happen if you don’t clean it up just right.

[@BabyBoy_Milo]

The fact the lupus investigation segment is about 20 minutes long has me screaming 😂

[@DonnieLouis]

Telling your kids that Santa’s not coming as a form of punishment is WILD. Take it from an ex-mormon though, using emotional abuse and manipulation to get your kids to act and behave “perfectly” is a very common tactic in the culture. At least in the circles I had to get away from.

[@sazonada]

Glad you escaped!

[@JaseekaRawr]

​@@mattH3ewdude I thought you were an actual bot for the longest time 😅

[@dieauferstehung]

jews do that more

[@longlongtran]

its not just the use of christmas as a punishment, its the deeper ideaology and absolutely warped beyond belief mindset that she has towards her kids thats so distirbing. shes literally talking about brainstorming ways to emotionally torture and abuse her children. if you look into the connexions stuff, its so insanely self centered and abusive that i struggle to digest the information and contextualize it within my life experiences. its just so unusual in its brazenness and self assuredness, its something you almost never see being said openly because of how universally people understand it to be monstrous.

[@potatogod2888]

@@dieauferstehung weeewoooo anti-semite alert weeeewooooo

[@nigelbaboolal5072]

from what i remember, a rat king is when rats grow in a space that is too small and their tails tie/fuse together.

[@cupknee]

shout out to people who first heard of that from the modest mouse song

[@Jack-gh9xb]

Ethan saying bienvenidos as buen venito is so funny to me

[@holeyjay]

The 8 Passengers mom gives me Lori Vallow Daybell vibes. Lori was the mormon mother who had her children unalived by her brother because the children had become "DARK". The children are lucky to be alive.

[@ddrox919]

i was thinking the exact same thing when she was talking!!! she's scarily similar. like the humanity/reason is just gone from their eyes

[@derekmendoza7946]

Ian needs more airtime. He's one of, if not the, funniest people on the pod

[@DannietheSWAMPY]

I cannot express how much I love Love being in person now

[@maddy.moiselle]

Whenever I see the show running almost 4 hours I know it’s gonna be goooooood 🥰

[@reghaneep]

Love seeing Love all set up and comfortable. Feels so right 🎉

[@TheUglyAnswers]

I love when Ethan and Dan tell each other stories about growing up when the world was still in black and white

[@irisz3]

i gotta say, after the ian and sam debate, i’ve decided that i will now be fully unpacking every time i go on a trip (not for one night tho, that’s psychotic)

[@nora8053]

Ian with peace and love, unpacking for one night in a hotel is wild

[@JustAReminder]

I’m completely converted and will be doing this now

[@annazehd1547]

Personally I love the concept of getting settled (maybe it helps people make the space feel like their own and sleep better or whatever) but I am personally too lazy to even unpack for two weeks

[@headwound]

@@FreshNews247What is up with you lol you've left crazy replies under like every comment in this comment section

[@raydean897]

​@headwound glad im not the only one who noticed lmao.

[@daniellerodgers6493]

I’m with Ian. I love putting my things where I’m going to use them. Unpack clothes (I keep my underwear wrapped in another item in the drawer), put my charger by the bed, put snacks on a table, put bathroom things in the bathroom so they’re there when I need them. It feels good to get comfortable

[@annazehd1547]

I am too lazy for this but I am so happy for you ❤️ when Sam was like it’s an ick (I know she took it back but still) I was like I love that my partner is so organized

[@daniellerodgers6493]

@@annazehd1547 💞 love your positive energy

[@GenazTube]

Same here is just a thing us organize/ neat people do. I don’t find that a serial killer thing is just an organize thing.

[@yeetwentz]

Zach’s “one small step for man” sound bite while the guy was meandering towards the camera took me OUT

[@tleexoxo]

ME TOOOOOOO I'm so glad someone else caught it. Golddddd!

[@ELHOMIE_LA]

3:08:45 Zach playing the 300lbs soundbite for a minute straight is fucking killing me

[@Scrabbledat]

I want to know if the FIRST time Ian slept at sams house, did he start putting his items in her drawers and closet ?

[@Nat-uy8lx]

The crew trying to manipulate the runtime is so funny

[@britchin]

why did dan think he won loll

[@kaaarennnn]

it’s giving the office lol

[@jeenako]

@@britchinI’m pretty sure Dan won… he’s got the closest without going over

[@chesirecat2323]

Hell yeah brother 🤠 I feel the same way. Gives me The Office energy.

[@BenJohnsonDotNet]

Dan did win. Y'all didn't grow up watching the Price is Right, and it shows.

[@ashleyyc_95]

Love, im shooting my shot you look even better than usual this episode lmao

[@marinasaurus]

He looks so nice in glasses :)

[@itsjusthales5153]

right, it’s definitely the glasses, super cute !

[@hellkitty98]

i’m really h!gh but i just thought of something so funny if Love is single 😂 they should have a short bit called Love: Lookin 4 Love and takes girls calls calling into the show or something like that 💀 it’d be like a dating show bit.

[@marinasaurus]

@@hellkitty98 H3 dating shows have famously gone super well 😅

[@LizzyGiggles]

As someone who’s CHILDHOOD/teenager job was a cleaner at a holiday park, we do NOT clean the draws. We look in them and take out random and FREAKY stuff that people leave in them. I would not recommend using the draws at hotels/holiday parks. It was literally an army of kids doing the cleaning...

[@machiel5888]

drawers

[@Unapologetically_Feral]

The school lunch talk... memory unlocked. Every child should get a free hot lunch regardless of income.

[@theadventuresofmeeee]

Ethan diligently replying “Yes” to Wendy asking if she should suffer

[@haroldmelon4848]

"Can I say that joke?" into button is an all-timer combo

[@Ana-rx3gk]

I'm from the graduating class of 2020. My school lunches were $5. I used to get free lunches but my parents started making "too much" money for it but I still couldn't afford lunches because we were a couple dollars over the threshold to qualify for free lunches. School lunches, are a whole different type of embarrassment. There were about 2 years where I wouldn't eat lunch at all because we just didn't have the money. My friends were nice enough though to give me some of their snacks. It was humiliating when you didn't have enough money and they would take the lunch from you and give you bread and cheese.

[@gothicxromantic]

My mom worked at hotels for awhile and you wouldn’t *believe* how vile the guests and management can be. Once a couple of kids peed on the pull out mattress and the manager just wanted to spray it and flip it over. My mom and the housekeepers dragged it out to the dumpster to force him to replace it with a new one. So I wouldn’t recommend “settling in” unless you have a black light and do a lil inspection first lol

[@kitten-face]

As a housekeeper who works in a hotel, I can confirm. We are on strict time schedules so things like the inside of the drawers don't always get done (however I always try to, time permitting) With that being said, I know some housekeepers who take massive shortcuts and I've also stayed in some pretty greasy hotels lol. Pro tip... bring your own bed clothes yall 😬 you will neveeeer catch me using ANY of the hotels sheets/comforters. The comforters rarely get washed, unless visibly stained or the room is being deep cleaned. It's actually so disgusting.

[@Nikkifrom1989]

As some who worked housekeeping live in Vegas. As long as you stay at a Forbes approved hotel you will be okay. The Forbes shoppers come and stay unannounced and they work hard to stay on the list. Like the Wynn/Encore for instance. There will be nothing like that going on. Ohhhh no. They do not play!! They have quality assurance people that will come tear up a room you cleaned and find a tiny wrinkle or tiny spot in the foot of the sheet or a crease that was pressed wrong and you will get written up.

[@kaitlyns9972]

@@kitten-faceas a former housekeeper at multiple hotels I agree things get skipped but never in my life have I seen anyone skip sheets 🫢🫢🫢

[@morganwalz3938]

@@kitten-faceAHHH

[@cthonautical]

@@kitten-facealso have worked in house keeping and learning that comforters never get washed literally changed my life forever LOL

[@hollylee1190]

I can’t imagine leaving my 3 year old alone to take a nap, like what? Why didn’t you just take a nap with the kids? Or relax on the couch. Also the Santa thing is just sad. My parents definitely made their mistakes but their abuse never reached Santa like damn.

[@DanRyanCarter]

Ethan turned into a Spanish version of the Count from Sesame Street for some reason during the intro. His creativity is unmatched.

[@xavierg5523]

Every child deserves a parent but not every parent deserves a child

[@ZairaMendoza-qg2qn]

the copper hair compliments Sam sooo well she looks so so pretty I love it more and more every time I see her 🫶🏼

[@rich9320]

I'm with Ian. Just came back from NZ for my 30th birthday, and my girlfriend and I decided to unpack and use the shelves in the air bnb. It was so liberating because I used packing cubes, and at the end of the day I slowly repacked my dirty clothes and kept myself organized. I haven't done it for 1 day trips but I don't see a problem.

[@avaa1793]

ethan you look amazing!! it’s obvious you’ve lost so much weight. so proud of you 🎉

[@xxKillaJilla]

Zach laughing in the background during the dialysis comments make it 100x funnier

[@BEELZEBEATT]

The timing of the button can be so on point that it's become a bit in itself. I particularly love the one at around 2:15:30

[@Adek-cf5mx]

LMAO "Can I say this?" *button screen*

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

I'm just at that part hahaha

[@Anythng4Selena]

At the end of the day, I love getting high af and watching you guys. You’ve become a part of my nightly routine! Thanks 😄🖤

[@morganwalz3938]

Real

[@Anythng4Selena]

👌🏼

[@brigibaby]

Facts

[@Glowskel]

2:52:46 yet ANOTHER epic Ethan and Dan synch up, just a couple of besties sharing the same brain cell 🥰

[@ExopMan]

Ethan is vicariously eating junk food through Love

[@WayoFuego]

I'm with Ian, except for one night...it has to be at least 2 nights..but ease of grabbing what I'm needing is invaluable