8 Video Games That Reward You For Doing Nothing

[@arnaldomedina3961]

Video game characters that made you go "I kinda don't wanna help you anymore".

[@traviscooper2205]

Likewise, NPCs that are oblivious to what's going on. Skyrim: Riverdale. The blacksmith get destroyed by a dragon. The wife and son five seconds later: "If you want to upgrade your equipment, you should see my husband!" *The dad all mangled* "Oh, I see him alright."

[@dovkushnir7808]

Omg Claire from Cyberpunk... Or Lizzy Wizzy from Cyberpunk... Or the entire Voodoo Boys from Cyberpunk... Or...

[@themultiversalmagpie7827]

The cannibal cowboy in red dead redemption

[@lordkiza8838]

Oh you mean Nataliya from 007?

[@lordkiza8838]

​@@traviscooper2205 lmaoooooooo

[@ChellePearson]

The shinobi games will always hold a special place in my heart, me and my dad played it when I was younger all the time, and the infinite pause cheat would always be put on for me, he passed away last year and to have this memory be brought back to me made me smile ❤️

[@richdelaney9500]

I am sorry to hear about your recent loss. It is a blessing to hear that the nostalgia of the Shinobi games being on this list had brought back good memories with your Dad. :)

[@ashura219]

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[@QuadRaptor]

I was going to mention that Oxenfree has an achievement on Steam for staying completely silent for dialogue. It has some funny moments too

[@aarong5716]

In "Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows", you can beat the doppelganger phase of the final boss by standing still and doing nothing.

[@mauriliofuentez3475]

Jay I can’t express how much your outros mean to me and how much they make me enjoy what life is

[@ExiledAbomination]

As a parent of a toddler my heart goes out to Dan

[@tylarjackson7928]

As the parent of a 7 year old, the only thing that gets better is that you're slightly less concerned he's gonna kill himself every time he's out of your line of sight.

[@AsmodeusMictian]

parent of a 7 and 10yr old. I remember the toddler years for both kids. Have you ever wondered what it would look like to take an entire pack of, say, Oreos and toss them in a blender with the lid off? Wonder no more if you have a toddler, just give them a couple handfuls of Oreos. By the time the sugar truly kicks in they may be able to vibrate straight through solid objects.

[@powerlifter187]

Simon, you're the ultimate legend, my friend! Your "shake your multivitamins" bit just reminded me to do the same. Thanks mate lol

[@powerlifter187]

@@SimuLord JULES!!!! Jesus..took my vitamins. Forgot the coffee😅😅😆🤣 thanks for the correction!

[@thevoiceofreason5467]

You're thinking of the other bald a-hole.

[@tylarjackson7928]

​@@SimuLord Is Simon Whistler as well known to the general public as he is in my household? Because that man seems to share all of my interests to a tee.

[@tylarjackson7928]

@@SimuLord Yeah, he's all over the place with his content. But I'm sure not complaining.

[@Vermiliongod22]

Jules=Simon. Thank you British guys on KZbin.

[@firepenguin38]

I can relate to Dan and the toddlers. Mine is 5 but those 2-4 years broke me as a human lol.

[@pitchblack189]

I have a 4 year old, a2 year old and a 11 month old and I always thought the ages of 2 months to 6 months were the worst

[@firepenguin38]

@@pitchblack189 they are bad but when they getting into the DADDY DADDY DADDY!!!! LOOOOOOOK.... Lol and they are walking. Into everything. Not quite toilet trained... You know kinda in between at that point.... Yes it's rambling of a broken lol... CIA probly can't break me but put me kid 3 years ago and I'm still scarred thinking about it rofl.... But I wouldn't trade it for anythibg

[@firepenguin38]

@@pitchblack189 btw god bless you dealing with multiple children LMAO. Seriously tho kudos. They truly are a gift real talk there

[@tylarjackson7928]

​@@firepenguin38 Love my 7 year old son more than anything, but yes they get far more needy for your attention as they age. My kid used to be able to play with things by himself when he was a toddler. Not sure what happened there.

[@pitchblack189]

@@firepenguin38 I was blessed with my daughter she got potty trained in 1 day as soon as she turned 3 but my 2 year old son likes to hike his leg up like a dog and piss everywhere lol and I love my daughter but she is at a phase where she ask “why” to everything and I could explain something in depth to her and 3 seconds later she’ll ask the same question

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Let's not forget Far Cry's canon ending is behind the secret "sit in your chair for x amount of time" trick. I'm not even kidding, it's CANON, the game doesn't happen, the dude just sits there, enjoys some food, sets his mother's ashes down and goes have fun. He is the most chill Far Cry character ever.

[@Eddiember]

I said this on the previous video. The optional boss, Famed Mimic Gogo, from Final Fantasy 5. He says he will mimic everything you do. An attack for an attack, a spell for a spell. An Item for an item. He encourages you to mimic him as well. The brillience of this fight is that you have a time limit ticking down, so you would think you need to complete this fight as fast as possible. However, do this, you will eventually be obliterated by Gogo who tells you you learned nothing. Instead, you have to mimic him... but, he's not doing anything. So as that timer is counting down you wait for him to do something, anything for you to mimic. Eventually Gogo says you have mastered the form of mimicking others by mimicking him doing nothing, doing nothing. You win the fight and are awarded the Mimic Job Class.

[@jakerockznoodles]

I mean, to be fair, the notion of listening and not interjecting when someone is working through their emotions can be legitimately be beneficial in real life too. Even in counselling, a lot of it is helping the client open up and talk about their problems in order for them to work out their issues and take steps to resolve them rather than councillors proposing solutions.

[@adamdobry5517]

Might want to nod or affirm occasionally. some people like to hear a signal that you are still listening

[@hitclub-F4]

Top Ten Bosses Jules can defeat if he was magically sucked into a video game.

[@khrisbreezy3628]

10 video games that make mundane tasks fun

[@anubisnave]

Barney Hide and Seek just shook out 25 y/o memories I didn't even know I had...

[@danielkanejr]

Thank you for featuring Tyranny. I adore that game and always feel bad that no one else seems to have played it!

[@travishunstable5283]

8 games where you were screwed no matter what you did. 11th hour and games like it come to mind

[@marcusaguinaga6565]

Top ten games better than their big screen counterparts

[@brandonjenkins6381]

Jules I think I have a good list idea. Just upgraded to the Nintendo switch and I was thinking of a list of must have games after getting a new console

[@Bogustice]

That Wario one was actually really interesting... I never had a desire to play a Wario game but that intrigued me to atleast see it

[@tonytwoshoes1951]

Top educational videogames with legitimate entertainment value. I loved "The Secret Island of Dr. Quandry", as well as MECCs storybook weaver.

[@starscreamsniper926]

Top 10 smallest bosses in games. In scale to the playable character. Like Blight from Okami who you have to shrink down and go into an emperor's stomach to fight him

[@PrototypeSpaceMonkey]

Ohh! I submit Final Fantasy Legend II on Game Boy where you have to find a shrinking potion to go into the bloodstream of a sick priestess and fight virusses.

[@EndorVet32]

7 Betrayals Everyone Saw Coming Think: Dragon Age, Dark Pictures, Monkey Island, Resident Evil, Pokemon, Need for Speed, and LEGEND OF THE DRAGOON!

[@demonsmoke1788]

I got one to add with the "stand still" puzzle. The game The Witness, in order to get a perfect score, one puzzle requires you to sit and wait for the moon eclipse to go from on end to the other and takes an hour. All while listening to a guy ramble on and on about random stuff.

[@gilbertdarisse4705]

Man, Myst was awesome, but if it wasn't for the game guide that came packaged with my copy I would have never been able to beat it. All those small clues and audio puzzles were just way over my head for as young as I was when playing it the first time.

[@deadbaby625]

Video games that just straight up break your heart and Reach has to be in the top 5

[@cd31000]

Not sure if it counts as it's mandatory, but there's also Earthbound and the secret password of standing around silently for 3 min.

[@Dem0nDaddy]

Notably missing entries: Gogo in FF V Zone Eater in World of Ruin in FF VI (also Gogo) The Waterfall in Earthbound (IYKYK)

[@trentonalbers3981]

I love the song that Jules sang at the beginning 😂 He’s a gem!

[@divinefallfromgrace]

Even WITH the glorious Infinite Shurikens, Revenge Of Shinobi is one of the infamous "Childhood Crushers" 😆

[@Shadowmyst1]

Top simulator games would be a good list for consoles. Can't tell you nice it is to chill and do a simulator game which I have to admit is more fun than I thought they were.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Glad my favorite do nothing QuickTime event made the list and also the trick I used to beat Shinobi revenge of Shinobi

[@MrStrikecentral]

Luigi isn't even going to get an honorable mention for all those mini-games he won by doing absolutely nothing throughout all the Mario Party games? It could have been tossed in even as a little joke but NOOOOOOO!!!!

[@ani-key2015]

I like that Barney is speed running as himself

[@hitclub-F4]

Top ten middling to terrible games that got amazing sequels

[@civilwildman]

I’m surprised the “boss fight” against Gogo in Final Fantasy V wasn’t on this list, since you literally have to do nothing to win.

[@GabePuratekuta]

While drowning.

[@erakfishfishfish]

Same with upgrading Cecil to Paladin in FFIV, though that’s a required story beat rather than Gogo’s status as an optional character.

[@civilwildman]

@@erakfishfishfish, forgot about that one. Honestly my favorite game in the series.

[@Seth22087]

Also Warioland 2, if you decide to sleep over that alarm you get the shortest way to final boss. I think it is just 4 levels beside first one and boss level and you are at credits, which also unlocks level select map and shows you all branching paths you could take. Back in the day way much younger me was bit mindblown to see how you had multiple levels that had two branching paths out. Also the first one, don't wake up one, took me longest to figure out because I searched that level hell of a lot before triggering it by mistake when mother called me and distracted me from GameBoy for long enough. It never occurred to me that sleeping is an option. And it was my first Warioland I played through, because Warioland 1 I got from friend had dead save battery... which is also what happened eventually with my first Pokemon game, Yellow... That sucked a ton too. And yeah, silence is nice tool to create bit of awkward moment for the other side and try to get them to play their hand, since it is kind of hotwired inside our brain to danger, due to our ancestors having to survive the wild and silence was never a good sign. It kind of was cool thing that work thought us, even if not for best purposes... nevertheless, one should waste not, when one gets opportunity to get educated. Though don't get too good at it, otherwise you might end up educating people because you get better at knowing stuff than people who do educating internally in company... maybe I should have practiced more of that silence... also life was simpler when I was told to just shut up when telling people on how to do their job and wasn't the one who ended up being right and knowing better than them, because I want stuff to get done and don't like incompetence. Maybe I need a new job.... :-D

[@Konkey_Dong1981]

Heres a bonus: In the Stanley parable ultra deluxe you get an achievement for not playing for ten years.

[@NealWilliams]

0:45 So, one of Too Many Zoos's Union Square performances finally made it's way into your videos.

[@TrippyVision220]

Best video game channel on YT. You guys really hold it down.

[@brettpikkert4746]

Amazing video game franchises that you've never heard of. I would pick Rusty Lake/Cube Escape

[@sleepybear1814]

I'd love to see a list of games of the best MMO RPG games that you can actually enjoy playing by yourself, obviously they're all online so you're never really alone, but the kind that you can play without friends and still fully enjoy them :D

[@jaycenzimbeck7638]

Jules always makes me giggle with his intro because when he says "Awesomely named" and "Awfully hosted" I always say to my phone screen that "It's the other way around Jules. You're a lege. We love you.... But that name is terrible."

[@garycurnowii1540]

I remember getting Monster Party for my birthday one year, and playing the hell out of that game throughout my childhood. That game is one massive drug trip, the boss that is three toothpick skewered snacks is all the proof of that I need.

[@dfxtiv_ent]

Top Ten Characters Whose Looks Are Deceiving. (i.e. more powerful / more athletic / more dangerous / more intellectual than their initial appearance makes them out to be)

[@justinsinke2088]

For the Warrior Land 2 example, it's not so much a "brand new game" as it is a secret branching path. The game has several different endings because there are key stages where there are two (maybe 3 once or twice, I'm not sure) ways to finish the level. Part of the fun of the game was that when you do level replays you can see what levels the branching paths are on, but not where in the level or how the branch occurs. Sleeping through the alarms was one of those branching path scenarios, and results in one of the shorter game paths I believe. Also, don't think I didn't notice that "Tau" sign in the corner.

[@EvanYoungMusic]

Remember the Sega Barney game. Lol! I would try to make Barney jump off a cliff, but the game would stop me with a stop sign lol.

[@shaunsides5152]

Love the kazoo callout to Leo P!

[@lindseylandeck7457]

Here's an idea for a list 8 gross video games that you loved as a child. Boogerman being one as the game was basically meant to utilize burps, farts, and of course boogers and yet it was that gross quality that kept me coming back for more.

[@VikingRik]

I've just started a Chaos Undivided Army, my Plague Bearer's arrived yesterday but I've still got to finish Archaon and my BloodCrushers first. Not enough free hours in the day.

[@3TeamsMedia]

There's an achievement in Arkham City for Bruce/Batman paying his respects in the alley where his parents were killed. Granted, you have to press a button to activate, but then you just sit there for like a minute before it unlocks.

[@taylord3291]

the Too Many Zooz reference killed me lmaoo

[@coachmat557]

Been subscribed to WhatCulture Gaming for a long time, but I haven't been seeing their videos pop up on my home page.

[@dunklesans2174]

10 weapons that look harmless but are extremely dangerous.

[@trippyskullz6669]

I used to enjoy stumbling upon a funny idle animation. Or see any animation at all when I came back.

[@szczurman83]

My god, Dan is Spiderman!

[@rjspiteri5758]

I'm imagining Ewan holding a cookie in each hand and crying, now.

[@amesmoore1534]

I tip my cap to your fully matured beard, sir. There are astute, worldly men with enormous hats and vocabularies crying as we speak. And since Dooku’s death no other Sith dares challenging your beards supremacy. May it reign in your favor.

[@death5talker45]

When my son was little in the 90s...he loved Barney, he had a Barney Stuffed and I bought him the Barney game for Sega Genesis

[@danbainbridge7664]

Wario clearly struggles to get out of bed, so puts his clock really far away to make him get out of bed

[@alexstockwell4349]

Monty Python and the Meaning of Life: In the Eastern Religions area of Act II, there's one screen with a Buddha statue, where you have to just stay on that screen, doing nothing, to get two items, the Moist Towelette, and the Rubber Hose of Purity.

[@cervgiovanni]

That's my go to strat. When faced by many options, the first thing that I'll do is do nothing. The ones who really want me will be sure to stick around and usually the ones I want

[@incredibleflameboy]

Welcome to papa nurgles embrace my friend. How about songs that aren't in the main game but sum something about it perfectly. My examples would be "deranged" (Coheed and Cambria) off the Arkham city OST. It helps that Claudio Sanchez loves and writes comics. "Oh no you you didn't" (Wojhan bros) off mercenaries 2. That song is just a fun banger and pretty much describes the plot of the game.

[@justicestiles1741]

Top 10 weirdest side quests in gaming. I'm looking at you Yakuza

[@brandonwirtz2308]

Maybe you had this on your last list, but I can’t believe you didn’t include the silent option all throughout the dark brotherhood quest line in Skyrim.

[@tubensalat1453]

Does it reward you?

[@zengram]

Remember the watch my dance thing. Got stuck there for days attacking the zombies and they reviving always. Years later,i found the right way to do it and beat the game

[@neodeckard5158]

Nobody talks about the part where you had to stay still for 5 minutes in Earthbound close to a Waterfall.

[@dragoredrox7493]

Video game characters that MADE you do bad or morally questionable things.

[@maxmensing9954]

Love the short clip of Too Many Zooz when Jules plays kazoo.

[@danielalvarezberdugo1622]

10 Pokemon-like games you should definitely try

[@bradleyburke7707]

Since the newest MK has been announced. How about 10 guest characters we would love to see in Mortal Kombat. Or other fighters

[@KuzzenFeralFerret]

I called a teacher mum a few times... I mean, it WAS my mum but it was still awkward, especially when she requested to never cover any of my lessons and when she did, the whole class decided to bug me to the point that after school mum asked me if I'm that distracting in class normally and I had to explain it was all because she was teaching us...

[@TheHeartlessXRiku]

Games that everyone thought was going to be bad but then won everyone's hearts

[@BaldoFlores_godmetal]

I was sure number one would be MGS3 and the battle with The End. Hardest battle in the game, and yet, dude is so old that if u wait a week (or forward the PS clock) the dude just dies of old age while waiting to snipe you!

[@ApologiaNick]

Doesn't the Stanley Parable give you a trophy for not playing it for five years?

[@traviscooper2205]

Did not know the shuriken trick. Sweet!

[@saru_media]

Since Easter is approaching, Top video game rabbits/bunnies

[@TheGame4eva]

Videogame characters that test your patience to the highest degree

[@Neetaku86_vt]

8 Video Game Betrayals that backfire on the Betrayer.

[@StareATheWall]

Top ten rare characters/encounters most players missed in video games...

[@LeonConner]

How about another top 10 underrated games. Robot Alchemic Drive for the PS2 brought this to mind. One of my favorites but the controls take some getting used to so none of my friends liked playing it with me.

[@elliesaint1984]

If you were a parent and didn't know that Barney game was programmed to play itself if left idle for too long you might break out the sage thinking there's something otherworldly going on 🤣

[@robindreier9796]

As much as you mention shenmuuuueee I am surprised nobody caught the typo

[@DanteSanada]

As an Imperial Guard player, I have an obligation to drop Earthshaker rounds on your position before overwhelming you in a torrent of bodies and laser pointers

[@maxstone3779]

I always loved the Chrono Cross password of silence.

[@DontPause01]

videogames where side quests that let you skip main quests (for example: do the entire side quest in skyrim of be Imperial or Stormcloak, conquest Whiterun, and you skip that meeting in high hrothgar in the main quest of capture a dragon in Whiterun )

[@88gm]

8 video game items you wish was in real life e.g. the first aid spray from resident evil

[@EGG_MusicMadness]

How about a list of the most villainous hero's in game storyline that effect the story. Those who you have a chance to change.

[@echofloodz0039]

How about, “8 video game protagonist’s that made video games great”?

[@D3athShade]

Top 10 games that left you feeling broken after finishing it 💔

[@Bluestar-bh3bf]

Top 10 video game boss fights that TRICKED YOU! into thinking you won the fight

[@TylerAnselmo11]

8 games that opened you up to a new genre

[@PMF553]

Top 10 Rpgs that didn't end off on a bang(series or stand alone titles)

[@darkstoryedits]

Top 10 final girls in horror video games

[@davemobil]

8 characters that have a kill count so high they would be shocking serial killers in real life

[@Outlawzero]

Sometimes in Telltale Games remaining silent opens up an additional option that may have been better than than the ones listed or at least cooler than before like in first Minecraft one when you're deciding what to build to beat the big the wither.

[@ApologiaNick]

One video I would like to see is jobs that must exist in the video game world. Who builds the temples in Zelda? Who cleans up the grounds from fainted Pokemon and used Pokeballs in Pokemon? Who built all those pipes in the Mario world?

[@shmendrickswamii5914]

@13:30 Why was the Barney video game NOT auto-playing when the editor came back? "Huh. I'm winning..."

[@TarnishedYaz]

Hello Mr Eggdaddy how about a list of remasters/remakes that everyone wanted but didnt sell well

[@NecroADV]

Glad to hear you've joined the XIV Legion Jules 😁

[@ryancraig110]

8 coolest looking video game characters