David Cross | Worst Daddy in the World (Full Comedy Special)

[@rickmiller1840]

Outstanding as always. The comic I’ve taken my kids to see live. Bravo.

[@jacoballenfilmz4957]

Holy shit, not 2.79!!!

[@magnusgranskau7487]

he need about 3,fiddy

[@adamfantasm8480]

"This would be a great place for an edit" bahahahah

[@diggitus]

Any idea what was cut?

[@Largentina.]

Nothing. He told the audience to laugh as if he just told the best joke of his career. He wanted people to feel like they missed something when watching this recording. Looks like it worked hahaha. ​@@diggitus

[@extremelynormalperson]

​@@Largentina.Where are you getting this information from lol

[@Largentina.]

@@extremelynormalperson From David's mouth at the recording of this special.

[@Guitcad1]

@@Largentina.I had a hunch that's what he did. 😄

[@alfredocastro3794]

When I was a young teenager watching Small Soldiers, I never knew I'd grow up to realize that this man would be one of my favorite people/entertainers of all time. Keep killing it David!

[@RuffusJY]

my thoughts too but his stammering and stuttering is incorrigible.

[@taniagordon2589]

I absolutely love this guy!.

[@daregul8er]

💯

[@mitch95722]

100% my dude

[@Newton-Reuther]

​@@RuffusJYYou like incorrigible comedians?

[@colinryan4737]

"It's not even a Venn Diagram" is exactly the spot where I almost choked on my dinner 😂😂😂

[@alex7171]

Yes, which is why the state is forcing girls to shower wtih boys in public schools today. Because the church somehow controls the state.

[@MrSlanderer]

@@alex7171 LOL That's as believable as "litterboxes in school bathrooms."

[@alex7171]

@@MrSlanderer Huh? I don't see a comment of mine that you responded to.

[@MrSlanderer]

​@@alex7171Likely got sh@d0wb@nn€d for spreading easily debunked f@l$eh00ds. I'm just glad that liars aren't being coddled to anymore. The days of hiding being "fREe sPEeCh" are over.

[@thekenjensen]

I accidentally volunteered myself right up on stage with David when he performed at the Bardavon in Poughkeepsie, NY for this tour! I heard him say he needed a volunteer and just started running! I thought there'd be competition and wanted to get there first. Next thing I know I'm on stage. That's when I saw he was picking people who raised their hand! I got up there fast and he had his back to me. He eventually turned around and there I was. Much more story after that. All of it funny and a little fucked up. He let me stay and we did two skits together from scripts! I did my best to not fuck up his show and read the script well. I did great considering I'm not trained in this. LOL It was one of the top five best nights of my life!

[@reececarr2784]

Great way to make it about yourself, almost like If u hadn't shared , it wouldn't have happened

[@thekenjensen]

@@reececarr2784Just celebrating a fun night man. Jesus.

[@ryaneldritch3668]

He's just jealous. Thanks for sharing man, it sounds like a cool night.@@thekenjensen

[@lon9047]

@@thekenjensenI saw this tour in Nashville and he did the same deal with the script. I wished it could have been me up there. One of my all time fav comedians.

[@thekenjensen]

@lon9047 He had me and the girl he picked on stage together and said this had never happened in 70 shows! But he liked it and wanted to see which one of us he'd pick. He said maybe we should fight for it. She said to me "bring it!" It was hilarious! After he picked me and she was walking off stage she said to me, "I'll see you in the parking lot!" I'm a 285 lb Marine and she was a stick of a thing. The crowd exploded over that one! Just a blast!

[@jobrown95]

Thank you, David Cross, for telling me yet another awful thing about Arizona that I didn't already know lol

[@SystemFailing]

As a now-atheist ex-Jehovah’s Witness, I appreciated making the list!

[@jamescuddihy4699]

Me too, my ex-brother. Welcome to the world 🌎

[@grbggaming6885]

My aunt and cousins were JW's, and they had some unspeakable things happens to them at the the hands of their "church". My aunt was aware and let them happen. They then did terrible things to myself and others. I believe in God and Jesus, but it's very hard to trust any religious authorities for me.

[@sarahcantarine8967]

Same! It's been 8 years I'm out in the real world.

[@jeremiahmoynihan861]

yah but now we can grow beards and women can wear slacks...LOL

[@icu3869]

Check out KURT METZGER: an ex JW- comedian - hilarious

[@importon]

Looks like 1.8k Floridians have seen this

[@redadamearth]

"Life is precious and God and the Bible..." The "Mr. Show" fans got that reference. ;-)

[@piratemummy7930]

Yeah we did!

[@monkeyboy4311]

It brought me to the comment section 😎

[@ArnieJames666]

Season 4, talk show on a rescue raft sketch. "Imma f*ck me a fish, and that's probably my final though'.

[@brakedavis]

"I slave 12 hours a day making pepper to put clothes on your back just so you can take them off"

[@brakedavis]

​@@ArnieJames666"Before I die...ima fuck me a fish"

[@KootsD]

Legendary! Been laughing at David's jokes for decades now, and he's still crushing. Huge respect.

[@jessgarza88]

Since the pride is back

[@kelinrkp]

I liked the G Bush jokes regarding wars, wondering if David could do some about the long range missiles going into russia that biden gave to valensky

[@SuperSuperballZ]

I was at the Boston show! Sean Patton opened. What a night. So hilarious. Here we go again!

[@buglife-xyz]

same!!

[@Albertk96]

This was hilarious! Thank you David and KZbin for making it available for free! I've been a fan of David Cross for a long time, but it was his role as Tobias on Arrested that really sealed my fandom. His talants are mightier than an African Ele-phant!

[@drew7155]

Is that some racist dick joke????

[@Kryssthealien]

"Is there a Bitcoin for fascists?" Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@AlexReynard]

Yeah, that was great how he mentioned two common internet buzzwords without any thread of connection between them!

[@RepublicansJugglingLs]

​@@AlexReynardRepublicans are facists.

[@brenobacci]

@@AlexReynard Are you being sarcastic? All crypto currencies are for fascists.

[@ricksmith2609]

​@@AlexReynardthese nerds love being stroked to the point they can wave their finger at who they feel more virtuous than.

[@ToxicAvengerX]

​@@brenobaccilol you can't even define the word fascist

[@mattkidroske]

I was crying laughing during the part where they were reading the scripts together! Great special

[@nadercarun]

The ending has got to be the craziest bit I've ever witnessed 🤣

[@jp12x]

The little kick, pushing a tiny body into the water

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

I love the way he unrepentantly simply drowned Boy Jesus, and then kicked him offhandedly - and that was the absolute end of the show. No qualification, no equivocation, no softening the bit, no "just kidding" - nothing. Love it!

[@JJONNYREPP]

7.6.24 1113am ugly people can be funny, too. so they say.... and even your jesus might be ugly...

[@erickcartman8758]

I sometimes call my current wife my ex-girlfriend when I’m introducing her to people. She loves it! 😂

[@icu3869]

Well, she is your ex girlfriend- that’s sweet, but you’re missing the point of saying “current wife”. It implies she’s replaceable, and should do whatever she can to prove she can keep you happy- and earn her place in your life.👍

[@zarathustra2k23]

@@icu3869 Nice mansplain... *Read more*

[@rustybeachwood4613]

​@icu3869 you missed the point. It's called comedy. Life's gonna come at you fast, get ready.

[@chucklieus9364]

He should've wrapped it up at the end with a "Just stay there Jesus I'll go make some fish sticks"

[@sjleinbach]

'Is this the line for the soy sauce or the line to get the tickets for the soy sauce?'

[@glyph68]

Soy sauce rationing.

[@thewesty101]

"I don' know f@&&ot." Please get the reference 🤞😂

[@rmeav8er000]

You're all babies and should shut up!

[@kennethisagooddrawer]

"Wowee, look at all 'em pretty lights!"

[@DerekWrites]

​@@kennethisagooddrawer"Look at that one...*gasp*...LOOK AT THAT ONE!"

[@lisamcbarron6047]

I picked this to watch while preparing veggies etc for my Easter dinner.... I could NOT be HAPPIER in my choice!!! I wanted something funny to listen to and David Cross DELIVERED!!! I had no idea "his ideology" aligned with mine, but ALL of his delivery was GREAT! So glad I've discovered him = will be watching him from here on out! .....And here I thought I was just gonna be watching/listening to another "dad" making fun of himself......BOY WAS I WRONG!!! Very funny...very intelligent...I am now a fan!

[@HazyShayd]

@lisamcbarron6047 - My brother, you have perfected satire, I applaud you! My sincerest adulation! EDIT: Thanks for all the likes!

[@JJONNYREPP]

outstanding. those sprouts were a tad lame.... several days old....brown....

[@jefferyschic]

How I found him tonight while making my mom's homemade banana pudding in her honor. She marched back in her day. And here we are again.

[@JJONNYREPP]

@@jefferyschic ?????????????

[@bartmix8994]

David Cross is still getting better, while most of his contemporaries are no longer funny.

[@kellya4764]

I still watch Mr. Show episodes from time to time! David Cross is funny as hell!

[@zackwebb8697]

Same here, Mr Shows amazing

[@benjaminbeard3736]

God damn right.

[@JJONNYREPP]

I think big black played there.......

[@zackwebb8697]

@@JJONNYREPP Big Black's the shit, Steve Albini is the dude

[@JJONNYREPP]

@@zackwebb8697 David Cross | Worst Daddy in the World (Full Comedy Special). 7.5.24. I am sure he's stoked to note that he's da shit or dude incredible. Fnnarrr.... shellac still tours. He's the bill hicks of funk, though......

[@quaz18]

Thanks!

[@christianscacchetti9178]

6 C batteries, please. C. C. No change! 😂 sometimes a David Cross joke just sticks with me forever lol

[@bjd4]

hello today

[@allenclark4235]

I imagine being a person in that audience who had never heard of him with that ending lol

[@rents5667]

"Suck on that Galileo!" He's on good form here.

[@brianhiles8164]

I believe you meant to write, “Suck on that, Galileo!“ -- that is, with a comma. _Completely_ different meaning.

[@rents5667]

@@brianhiles8164 you sound like a fun person to be around

[@brianhiles8164]

@@rents5667 Finally _comma_ someone gets me.

[@brianhiles8164]

@@rents5667 Finally _comma_ someone gets me.

[@nillehessy]

👼🏻 galileo + kopernicus 👼🏻 vaticaan jezuit school helio globus paradigm trick boys 👇🏻

[@tr3vk4m]

The only Cross I worship.

[@hdpostpro]

Heyoo

[@rgorell]

Do y’all’s people eat oatmeal?

[@LandonAlaric]

Probably better just to not worship

[@AvatarKnownAsNathanielPeters]

No one cares

[@tactcom7]

Do all Americans pronounce naivety the same way as David? I love it.

[@danimo17]

The guy who can't read in front of people volunteering to read in front of people tho

[@SaltyAsTheSea]

I uh uh umm uh I... yea

[@FrizleFry00]

Singing the song in my head ... we'll have a gay old time!!!

[@dcullins3061]

I'm going to have to think about that one for a while. Give me some time here.

[@Not_Vladimir_Putin]

Way to go!!! Thanks to your comment, THIS video is now banned in Florida!

[@jamesyoungquist6923]

I'm not religious myself, but my dad is, and despite disagreeing with his views, he does espouse the best of Christianity teachings. He hosted a refugee Syrian family. He teaches in the jail to help drug addicts. He volunteers at homeless shelters. I'm proud of him

[@ninjalectualx]

None of that matters. The system doesn't need any individual to be a bigot for it to harm people

[@luckiestunluckiest]

Ok

[@NDB-Semper]

God bless your father. May he continue to live his truth and love humankind.

[@soioioioioioio34]

​@@ninjalectualxwow you seem friendly 😂

[@_PrimetimePranks]

@@ninjalectualxyour trolling skills need work. Do better.

[@cambennett8382]

Lenny Bruce would be proud

[@nillehessy]

yeh that he d i d n´t sell out

[@trainspotter360]

Thank you so much for this. David is my all time favorite comedian ever since Mr. Show and his stand up always gets better each new special.

[@TeaGuyTom]

I got lost ordering Matlock socks and ended up here... Is this the man from The Pride Is Back comedy special that my grandson wanted to hear when it came out? Man, this young guy is going places. Welp, time for a nice cup of a Yorkshire before turning in for a nap. Thanks for the funnies David. ☕

[@a.nobodys.nobody]

Like the TV show??

[@sideshowbobrobert]

hit the 'like' before i even hit play - love me some David Cross

[@DogShamen]

Nobody would ever know unless you told us because desert people don't let us see likes and dislikes anymore

[@WrecklessEating]

What I find fascinating about his routine is he is telling the truth yet there's 2K dislikes. Which means a portion of people who watched this don't live in reality. They've decided anything that has actually happened is just fake news despite how factual it is.

[@weseastin8734]

Remembering the time I saw Dave at his sister's sandwich shop in Atlanta and he saw me see him and a look of, "Aw no. Please don't," appeared on his face. I just smiled and nodded and minded my own business. Wonderful.

[@roadlesstraveled34]

Do you realize how rare that must be for him/any person of note in public? That was really nice of you 🙂

[@jedwards1792]

I had a similar experience at a pool in PA near his weekend home in the Catskills. He was with his daughter (in the men’s locker room) and he had forgotten his bathing suit. Luckily they sold suits at the facility. I pretended I didn’t know who he was. I must be a good actor because he seemed to believe he wasn’t recognized.

[@victorsbomb4804]

OMFG I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT KNOW DAVID DOES COMEDY!!! I remember watching arrested development growing up, he is so talented in many aspects and I can’t wait to binge all his content!!

[@cmb6087]

lmao he IS comedy, you gotta check him out.

[@marshalltrotter2320]

Watch “mr. Show” asap

[@ericpatton3276]

" 'I will never ever do Heroin again.' - is what I say every time I do heroin." A quote from one of his standup specials.

[@zhinningenge1754]

Yep. He's a comical genius. His earlier standup is even better.

[@naivepizza]

Mr Show, I second that

[@theunsweetkarmaway]

I have always leaned a little bit more right than David Cross, and I do believe in God. That said, I love his comedy because it is so accurate, so honest, so informed. He doesn't blather a bunch of myopic views with cheap one-liners to pander to the most misinformed in the audience. Oh no, he comes at you with the research and the receipts, and he finds a truth in his humor that make you both laugh and nod your head and say, "Yeah, I see where you're coming from."

[@AlexReynard]

This is sarcasm, right?

[@theunsweetkarmaway]

@@AlexReynardwell, it wasn't sarcasm when he was making fun of the church. That was when I wrote this post. When he went after Florida, where I live, I kind of walked back that position. I'm not offended by what he thinks about Florida, but his take on the State was pretty myopic and ignorant.

[@AlexReynard]

@@theunsweetkarmaway Yeah, the part in your comment where I raised an eyebrow was 'accurate'. The political stuff in this was pretty lazy. Like, I'm never against vicious political comedy, but he clearly didn't know anything about what he was talking about more than ragebait headlines and Reddit posts. I even have a friend in Florida and I know there's *actual* incidents there that could be humorously complained about!

[@theunsweetkarmaway]

@@AlexReynard Thank you for putting it that way. You summed it up so much better than I could. I have friends from the very blue state of Washington who are afraid to visit Florida. Their nephew is gay, and he thought that we were going to lynch him. When they came to Florida, they were surprised by how welcome they felt and how comfortable they were. They told me that every night on the local news outlets in Seattle, there were at least 10 minutes devoted to demonizing Ron DiSantis. This was back when Ron was considered a serious contender for president. Once Ron began to weaken in the polls, the stories about him in Seattle stopped. Lazy politics, as you say.

[@AlexReynard]

@@theunsweetkarmaway Heyyyyyy, guess what state I'm coincidentally in? Hint: Its first syllable is what Waluigi says. Also, the bit about the Ron newscasts does not surprise me. Someone on Twitter said something that I've been unable to not see since: The person picked by the media as the current worst person alive is the person most currently effective against Democrats. All the hate for Ron fell out of sight as soon as he stopped being a threat. And the left adored Elon until all of a sudden they didn't. Don't get me started on how everyone's forgotten all about W's war crimes.

[@Bio-Logical-Ai]

David: "I have a daughter." Crowd: "Haahahahahahaa"

[@iheartwheelies]

Spot on. This wasn't a comedy show. This was a liberal minded moron ranting on stage.

[@dielaughing73]

It was part of a bit

[@Savagefred]

Dude this is the worst thing I've ever seen lol. I've always like cross on TV shows, but I didn't laugh once. I watched like 3 different 10 minute segments of this special, and I didn't laugh st all, but even the laughs per minute were extremely low to his own audience... And they were laughing at practically every laugh break. His cadence and timing was just awful, and the material was all hackney and played out. I was pretty surprised to see such an overwhelmingly positive comment section. I couldn't imagine sitting through 1.5 hours of this

[@Savagefred]

I had to go and see his closing bit, after everyone saying how funny and wild it was... It's not even a joke. Just gonna drown Jesus and not say jokes while doing it lol. Wtf. Imagine some up and commer any of these bits with this kind of delivery and punchlines. They'd never get asked back

[@jinXeD546933]

@@Savagefred Over your head, my friend.

[@vexistentialist]

This was fantastic, as Cross always tends to be. Great stuff, thanks.

[@Goodyearmonkey]

Best new stand of special of 2024 so far

[@budgiefriend]

A Mexican stand-off special ?

[@damienkern6446]

I idk new Brian holtzman special was pretty good. This is a close second for sure tho in my book I love David

[@jamiestewart7327]

Statistics say otherwise, but sure....thanks for your opinion 👍🏽

[@Savagefred]

Only one you must have watched

[@No__47]

So I started watching this and noted the dislikes ( yes I have that addon ), and I was like 'who did he piss off'? It's the church It's the kiddy fiddlers It's the white supremacists But I repeat myself twice.

[@TheDrFentanill]

We truly are blessed in the age of free specials. Go buy tickets

[@mojavewander9308]

LOVE the religion material, not many comics have the balls. You are doing the lord's work, namaste. 🙏

[@dweezap37yt]

My all time favorite comic, and I was at the taping of this special. Thanks David for all of your comedy

[@herokillerstain4147]

They still use video tape?

[@dweezap37yt]

They didn't, but I did i sat there with a full size camcorder in the 3rd row

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

It's not really AI?

[@Studeb]

What happened at the brutal edit?

[@joemccafferty6158]

Ok Copernicus

[@100rosesart8]

Love this special. Never saw any other specials from cross. But this one is hilarious insightful introspective. Bravo.

[@user82938]

That's pretty funny that David tripped coming out from backstage after the script reading, because the first time he came out, I thought "Man, that looks like a really hazardous setup they have going there. Would be funny if he tripped coming out and made it into a bit."

[@The_Bean_Head_Men]

I love Dave's style lately. Reminds me of tapes my dad used to put on of Rodney Carrington, when he used to just softly talk, tell stories and string jokes in. Could listen to this style of comedy for hours and hours and.....

[@jessicapierce3845]

Thank you for more David Cross! Im thoroughly enjoying Senses Working Overtime as well ❤

[@jonnichols4522]

This set was hilarious 😅 Gotta come through western NY soon. 😂

[@damgangstudios]

David's role in Scary Movie 2 is legendary🤣💯👍

[@BeansCheeseBeansCheese]

“I can do it myself!”

[@jesushoobistankchrist]

And that's how you end a show!

[@narcolepticchihuahuaproduc1801]

Love it. I still feel like I’d miss the headstock…don’t know why.

[@marlostanly6650]

I will never find my name on a magnet but David whispered into a microphone "marlo, there is no god" so suck on that, keychain.

[@nillehessy]

the northpole is very magnetic is middlepoint earth yr name is written down there above northpole is polestar polestar middle of the heavens revolving once a day around it swastika four seasonal night positions big dipper revolving round polestar once/day souvastika little dipper doing the same thor and hammer in his eternal chariot ride across the sky

[@marlostanly6650]

@@nillehessy whoa. I'm thinking you need a nap and a therapist.

[@marlostanly6650]

@@nillehessy you'll likely need to go to sleep before your ego will consider deleting your comment but you should certainly get that nap, hun!

[@nillehessy]

@@marlostanly6650 thinking you? then please think of a decent counter argument maybe .. only if you like he .. instead of empty patronising me i´m not impressed by that

[@marlostanly6650]

@@nillehessy on a scale of 1 to 10 how impressed do you imagine i am with these marvelous magical moments youve graced us with this morning? Guess.

[@windowlizard]

So refreshing! Been catching some mediocre specials of late… davids such a craftsman, thanks for putting this on youtube!

[@acovenofmany333]

Comedians are some of the funniest philosophers of our time. 😂😂🎉 And thank fuck for them, especially now during these regressive times. 😂😂 Hopefully if our country does become an authoritarian Christo-Fascist nation, David Cross (and so many others) will have fled to a more accepting country…like Estonia or Luxembourg!

[@beaniepq]

hopefully?

[@willywonka7812]

​@JohnnyNoPocketsyour eyes are in your pocket

[@kimmfitzgerald434]

Amazing David Cross! Thanks for the healing!

[@FrizleFry00]

I fucking love David Cross!

[@MoonmanSpacejam]

What a racist you are

[@andrewbishop1085]

I love this man! From Mr. Show, to "Shut up you fucking Baby", to Arrested Development. Always great!

[@jhull5870]

I just listened to David on Hulu for the first time. What a brilliant comedian. He is definitely on the level of a George Carlin. Glad I finally discovered him.

[@jordanwood183]

Twice (so far) while watching this it was interrupted by those KZbin ads with some hippie looking guy like “Hi! Are you wanting to draw nearer to our Lord & Savior? Would you take a moment to pray with me & spend time with Jesus?” and of course everyone hits “skip ad”. On a David Cross video? Read the room, Jesus!

[@GordonCaledonia]

The software just picks up the word, "Jesus" in the Cross video and presents a Jesus-related advertisement. Kinda ironic.

[@GrantKanigan]

Cross reminds me a lot of Carlin; his comedy is so well thought out and delivered.

[@extremelynormalperson]

I would say a pretty big difference is that David draws out bits a bit longer than he should a lot of the time, but Carlin would always jam-pack in a million jokes.

[@icu3869]

Reminds me of Lois CK- many similar ideas and perspectives, questioning the status quo, exposing the absurdity of human nature and the beliefs that drive us as individuals, and the unspoken rules, religious traditions, or political beliefs that are all subject to change, yet unite and divide us in society.

[@jonathanalpart7812]

They also both used microphones

[@studiolonepine]

Saw the special at Santa Cruz, CA. I was jet legged and recovering from a stomach virus and I laughed my lungs out! : )

[@jscotthatcher380]

"...and now we gotta deal with all these vape stores." 😂😂😂

[@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle]

Hell yeah nice! Was just looking for where this was streaming and 800 pound gorilla comes through!

[@nicolewoolaston1554]

"I wanna go to church but it's all the way over there" is literally how I feel about church and the gym.

[@HazyShayd]

I agree! This is lowest common denominator comedy, Well spotted, Nicole! EDIT: Thanks for all the likes!

[@dear.ambelina]

Our kids are the same age! I'm so sad I missed him being in Chicago. One of the best. For sure.

[@dogchaser520]

You can catch him hanging around a Chicago playground real soon

[@RonZoscak]

Does anyone know where to find a list of all his standup specials? IMDB & Wikipedia only show five.

[@OakleyMoodie]

5 is accurate

[@ScottThibodeaux]

He's got 8 - all of them are listed on his Wikipedia (minus this one, as of right now). I don't think there's a video special for It's Not Funny, and the video from the "Shut Up, You Fucking Baby" special was released as "Let America Laugh"... and it's not really a standup special, more of a documentary from that tour, with clips of the standup throughout the documentary.

[@OakleyMoodie]

@@ScottThibodeaux Thanks for the correction. David Cross himself said it was 5 on the "Fly on the Wall" podcast, so I took him at his word and didn't bother to research.

[@charlesnelthorpe9252]

5 is a lot when he spent so much time creating Mr.Show and being on Arrested Development. He's got his own podcast now too!

[@myflatlineconstruct]

"bigger and blackerer" is the only one you need to google. Drug jokes, not one kid joke. Well maybe but I'm not checking.

[@scroogetheprofit2455]

David's best hour this whole year.

[@lisaduchateau]

This was the best! David is my all-time fave. Made my night, my year! Thank you for posting.

[@MonstroTuga]

Bubadeeblooo Rick Glassman sent me Oh Yeahhhh!

[@jonathanbeatrice8317]

I've never laughed so hard at something I didn't hear 😂😂😂

[@splorn]

Just greatness Layers of good

[@Twitchyx7]

36:25 I'm 35, have my own house, anime is only one of the options. I clean up my space, even around the gaming chair. My *tasteful* glass water pipe is in the kitchen. My robe is both washed and has fabric softener added. I practice good posture, which is why I have this lumbar pillow. Bitcoin and the stock market is a scam manipulated by Wall Street. *Whew* I thought he was talking about me there for a second.

[@ServingKant42069]

you da MVP

[@DrummerBoy233]

The elderly couple skit at the near-start. D.C: "Oh, that's why they're so loving for each other. They're ugly." I laughed like a hyena for a minute.

[@nathanrobins5786]

David cross has always been the MAN

[@mattmatt222333]

6:27 I'm literally sharpening my antique hand saw while watching this

[@glyph68]

Antique hand saw handle?

[@mattmatt222333]

@@glyph68 why would I sharpen the handle?

[@glyph68]

@@mattmatt222333 Is the blade original?

[@mattmatt222333]

@@glyph68 yeah it looks original

[@glyph68]

@@mattmatt222333 I figured antique meant a few new blades. But a hand-crafted handle.... that's a different thing altogether.

[@kauaichan]

14:22 “Because it’s fucking true TANYA!” I had to pause I was crying🤣☠️

[@georgieboy_htown4eva4eva]

Dude, this is one of the best specials I've seen in years. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lonelyone]

Thanks for uploading to KZbin!

[@graceaute3648]

Pure comedic gold. Thank you David Cross! 🙏

[@SpyOnDeck]

I'm a Christian conservative. I love David Cross!

[@liamhenry7829]

Special a S-S-Sertified hood classic. NEEDED that tonight. missed u dave

[@WrecklessEating]

Based as F.

[@richardzahumensky5253]

You mean biased?

[@TheSpecsShow]

This is the least based thing ever. This is what "based" is the opposite of, what are you on about

[@yergeoff]

the audience bit was reminiscent of the Mr. Show sketch "The Audition" which for my money is one of the funniest and most clever sketches of all time

[@YodalayHeeWho]

Who Remembers his role in Alvin and the Chipmunks in 2007

[@roadlesstraveled34]

I do bc I have 3 boys in their late teen years who watched it originally, and now a 4yo who's favorite movie is Chipwrecked😂

[@stu1037]

"I mean I'm not _rich_ rich, I pay my taxes, but you know what I mean."

[@jamesyoungquist6923]

My daughter, at 3 years old on the toilet, yelled out "Jim! Come wipe my bum Jim!" I love that memory

[@Sebshappytrees]

My first introduction to David Cross was Scary Movie 2 lol he stole the show and had the funniest moments. Then Tobias took it home for me. Love his stand up too

[@fishdontscream-un7mj]

"Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie..." 🎶 🎵 😊 IYKYK

[@chrisolson7546]

Gimme a quarter, a GREEN one!!!

[@Mar.Escobar24]

“So you wanna go get some sushi? Have a little sake? Get a little weird? 🥴” 😂😂

[@Smoochie71804]

“The Angel Gabriel went back up the chimney” was my favorite line from this lol

[@satevo462]

I grew up watching Mr Show on HBO or maybe it was Showtime. Anyway, needless to say, I love Bob and David and I'm so happy for their success.

[@lauracohen4914]

Love David Cross, lots of fun! Been a fan for 20? Years or some such.

[@KXZero]

This dude is dropping bombs of knowledge on us like Carlin, Hicks and Stanhope.

[@goclimbsomething]

Didnt learn the difference between the immaculate conception & virgin birth from Carlin though..

[@JB-wh3we]

He "borrowed" a Carlin bit from 1988.. This is stale.

[@Angelofloveandhappiness]

​@@JB-wh3wewhat's stale, this special?

[@laestrella9727]

Love him - one of my faves, so subtle and on point

[@Viewsandvibrations]

Haven’t seen this guy since scary movie lol i was thinking about him the other day “i can do it myself !!! “ 😂

[@Todd-_-Umptious]

So you're saying you havent seen Arrested Development. How is that even possible?

[@jwcarlson]

I did not expect to see a guy in an Almont Tap t-shirt in a David Cross special. What a time to be alive! 59:17

[@dj_g1itch690]

As a Devout Christian, who is politically centered, I completely agree with these statements and ideas.

[@havad3938]

Fabulous Great show!!!! (any animal can calm an anxiety-ridden person, and be a service animal...just sayin)

[@TheQuincyEdwards]

This is fucking great! David Cross never disappoints. Makes you think