David Cross | Worst Daddy in the World (Full Comedy Special)

Emmy Award winner and two-time Grammy Award nominee, David Cross is an inventive
performer, writer, and producer on stage and screen.
David’s eighth stand-up special, David Cross: Worst Daddy In The World, is available on the 800
Pound Gorilla Media KZbin channel, and he will join the cast of the Netflix series, The
Umbrella Academy, for their fourth and final season premiering August 8.
David hosts the new podcast, Senses Working Overtime With David Cross, which premiered on
December 7, 2023 with new episodes released on Thursdays available on all audio platforms and
video available on David’s KZbin page .
In 2023, David was seen in the Julia Louis-Dreyfus film, You Hurt My Feelings, and the FX series,
Justified: City Primeval. In 2021, Cross starred in the National Geographic series, Genius: Aretha ,
portraying famed music producer, Jerry Wexler opposite Cynthia Erivo as Aretha Franklin; he
made guest appearances in the, critically-acclaimed HBO Max miniseries, Station Eleven ; and
starred in the HBO Max film, 8-Bit Christmas.
On February 12, 2022, David premiered his comedy special, David Cross: I’m From The Future , as
a livestream event available internationally on his website. David’s 2019 comedy special, David
Cross: Oh Come On, is available on Amazon Prime and Peacock.
David was nominated for two Grammy Awards for the albums, …America…Great, and Shut Up
You F***ing Baby, and his comedy special, David Cross: The Pride is Back, was named one of the
25 best stand-up comedy specials and concert films of all time by Rolling Stone in July 2015.
Other groundbreaking TV credits include Arrested Development, Goliath, The Increasingly Poor
Decisions of Todd Margaret, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Freak Show, and The Ben Stiller
Show.
In 2020, David received rave reviews for his starring role in the dramatic film, The Dark Divide,
and in 2018, he was part of the ensemble cast with Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep in Steven
Spielberg’s The Post. David released the indie film Hits, which he wrote and directed, and he has
appeared in numerous films including Kill Your Darlings, It's a Disaster, Abel, Year One, Waiting
for Guffman, Men in Black and Men in Black II, Ghost World, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless
Mind, Pitch Perfect 2, I’m Not There, and he provided his vocal talents for several animated
films, including Megamind, the Kung Fu Panda franchise and Curious George.
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- CREDITS -
Written and Performed by David Cross
Executive Producer: David Cross, Dexter Scott
Producer: Matt Schuler
Line Producer: Shannon Leahy
Production Manager: Matt McGrath
Associate Producer: Marc Atkinson
Director of Photography: John P. Campbell
Editor: David Shamban
Makeup: Michelle Norkett
Still Photographer: Timothy Schmidt
Opening Comedian: Sean Patton
Post Production Supervisor: Marc Atkinson
Sound Recordist: Josh Tucker
Sound Mixer: Tyler Whitlatch
Colorist: Keyhan Bayegan
Camera Operators: Spencer Staats, Igor Cedeno, Jeremy Stark, Chris Dame
First Assistant Camera: Abram Galvin, Emily Kordovich
DIT: Marc Atkinson
Gaffer: TJ Clounie
Key Grip: Bear Aldrich
Grip: Thomas Shroeder, Dan Miller Jr.
Best Boy Electric: Trent Miloserny
Electric: Andrew Skalak
Dimmer Operator: Mark Davis
Production Assistants: Trevor Jackson, Brandon Stevenson, Miles Conway
Filmed at The Metro in Chicago, IL
A special thanks to Kristy Cash and the entire staff at The Metro
Thanks to Dexter Scott and Ali Hedrick
Special thanks to that nice border patrol agent in Dublin
Extra special thanks to Doug Goodman, Graeme Cooper and Rick Fagan
Extra Extra Special Thanks to Sean Patton and Zach Zucker
Extra Extra Special Special Thanks to Amber Tamblyn and Marlow Cross
And Marlow, thank you again for the tour title
For more info about upcoming live shows, film and TV appearances or available merch, go to officialdavidcross.com

[@alfredocastro3794]

When I was a young teenager watching Small Soldiers, I never knew I'd grow up to realize that this man would be one of my favorite people/entertainers of all time. Keep killing it David!

[@RuffusJY]

my thoughts too but his stammering and stuttering is incorrigible.

[@taniagordon2589]

I absolutely love this guy!.

[@daregul8er]

💯

[@mitch95722]

100% my dude

[@Newton-Reuther]

​@@RuffusJYYou like incorrigible comedians?

[@KootsD]

Legendary! Been laughing at David's jokes for decades now, and he's still crushing. Huge respect.

[@jessgarza88]

Since the pride is back

[@colinryan4737]

"It's not even a Venn Diagram" is exactly the spot where I almost choked on my dinner 😂😂😂

[@alex7171]

Yes, which is why the state is forcing girls to shower wtih boys in public schools today. Because the church somehow controls the state.

[@jhull5870]

I just listened to David on Hulu for the first time. What a brilliant comedian. He is definitely on the level of a George Carlin. Glad I finally discovered him.

[@Kryssthealien]

"Is there a Bitcoin for fascists?" Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@AlexReynard]

Yeah, that was great how he mentioned two common internet buzzwords without any thread of connection between them!

[@RepublicansJugglingLs]

​@@AlexReynardRepublicans are facists.

[@brenobacci]

@@AlexReynard Are you being sarcastic? All crypto currencies are for fascists.

[@ricksmith2609]

​@@AlexReynardthese nerds love being stroked to the point they can wave their finger at who they feel more virtuous than.

[@ToxicAvengerX]

​@@brenobaccilol you can't even define the word fascist

[@adamfantasm8480]

"This would be a great place for an edit" bahahahah

[@diggitus]

Any idea what was cut?

[@Largentina.]

Nothing. He told the audience to laugh as if he just told the best joke of his career. He wanted people to feel like they missed something when watching this recording. Looks like it worked hahaha. ​@@diggitus

[@extremelynormalperson]

​@@Largentina.Where are you getting this information from lol

[@Largentina.]

@@extremelynormalperson From David's mouth at the recording of this special.

[@Guitcad1]

@@Largentina.I had a hunch that's what he did. 😄

[@MarioJaker]

As a now-atheist ex-Jehovah’s Witness, I appreciated making the list!

[@jamescuddihy4699]

Me too, my ex-brother. Welcome to the world 🌎

[@grbggaming6885]

My aunt and cousins were JW's, and they had some unspeakable things happens to them at the the hands of their "church". My aunt was aware and let them happen. They then did terrible things to myself and others. I believe in God and Jesus, but it's very hard to trust any religious authorities for me.

[@sarahcantarine8967]

Same! It's been 8 years I'm out in the real world.

[@jeremiahmoynihan861]

yah but now we can grow beards and women can wear slacks...LOL

[@icu3869]

Check out KURT METZGER: an ex JW- comedian - hilarious

[@lisamcbarron6047]

I picked this to watch while preparing veggies etc for my Easter dinner.... I could NOT be HAPPIER in my choice!!! I wanted something funny to listen to and David Cross DELIVERED!!! I had no idea "his ideology" aligned with mine, but ALL of his delivery was GREAT! So glad I've discovered him = will be watching him from here on out! .....And here I thought I was just gonna be watching/listening to another "dad" making fun of himself......BOY WAS I WRONG!!! Very funny...very intelligent...I am now a fan!

[@HazyShayd]

@lisamcbarron6047 - My brother, you have perfected satire, I applaud you! My sincerest adulation! EDIT: Thanks for all the likes!

[@JJONNYREPP]

outstanding. those sprouts were a tad lame.... several days old....brown....

[@jefferyschic]

How I found him tonight while making my mom's homemade banana pudding in her honor. She marched back in her day. And here we are again.

[@JJONNYREPP]

@@jefferyschic ?????????????

[@nadercarun]

The ending has got to be the craziest bit I've ever witnessed 🤣

[@jp12x]

The little kick, pushing a tiny body into the water

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

I love the way he unrepentantly simply drowned Boy Jesus, and then kicked him offhandedly - and that was the absolute end of the show. No qualification, no equivocation, no softening the bit, no "just kidding" - nothing. Love it!

[@JJONNYREPP]

7.6.24 1113am ugly people can be funny, too. so they say.... and even your jesus might be ugly...

[@KXZero]

This dude is dropping bombs of knowledge on us like Carlin, Hicks and Stanhope.

[@goclimbsomething]

Didnt learn the difference between the immaculate conception & virgin birth from Carlin though..

[@JB-wh3we]

He "borrowed" a Carlin bit from 1988.. This is stale.

[@Angelofloveandhappiness]

​@@JB-wh3wewhat's stale, this special?

[@erickcartman8758]

I sometimes call my current wife my ex-girlfriend when I’m introducing her to people. She loves it! 😂

[@icu3869]

Well, she is your ex girlfriend- that’s sweet, but you’re missing the point of saying “current wife”. It implies she’s replaceable, and should do whatever she can to prove she can keep you happy- and earn her place in your life.👍

[@Albertk96]

This was hilarious! Thank you David and KZbin for making it available for free! I've been a fan of David Cross for a long time, but it was his role as Tobias on Arrested that really sealed my fandom. His talants are mightier than an African Ele-phant!

[@drew7155]

Is that some racist dick joke????

[@kellya4764]

I still watch Mr. Show episodes from time to time! David Cross is funny as hell!

[@zackwebb8697]

Same here, Mr Shows amazing

[@benjaminbeard3736]

God damn right.

[@JJONNYREPP]

I think big black played there.......

[@zackwebb8697]

@@JJONNYREPP Big Black's the shit, Steve Albini is the dude

[@JJONNYREPP]

@@zackwebb8697 David Cross | Worst Daddy in the World (Full Comedy Special). 7.5.24. I am sure he's stoked to note that he's da shit or dude incredible. Fnnarrr.... shellac still tours. He's the bill hicks of funk, though......

[@mattkidroske]

I was crying laughing during the part where they were reading the scripts together! Great special

[@cambennett8382]

Lenny Bruce would be proud

[@nillehessy]

yeh that he d i d n´t sell out

[@sjleinbach]

'Is this the line for the soy sauce or the line to get the tickets for the soy sauce?'

[@glyph68]

Soy sauce rationing.

[@thewesty101]

"I don' know f@&&ot." Please get the reference 🤞😂

[@rmeav8er000]

You're all babies and should shut up!

[@kennethisagooddrawer]

"Wowee, look at all 'em pretty lights!"

[@DerekWrites]

​@@kennethisagooddrawer"Look at that one...*gasp*...LOOK AT THAT ONE!"

[@BrianFedirko]

David fxckin Rocked!! Very corageous, and I really want some people to take offense. How is this possible, free on KZbin? I love it. Man, I'm loving it. Thank you so so much. I'll comment more after the show. The audience participation at the end was Gr8! Peace ☮💜

[@redadamearth]

"Life is precious and God and the Bible..." The "Mr. Show" fans got that reference. ;-)

[@piratemummy7930]

Yeah we did!

[@monkeyboy4311]

It brought me to the comment section 😎

[@ArnieJames666]

Season 4, talk show on a rescue raft sketch. "Imma f*ck me a fish, and that's probably my final though'.

[@brakedavis]

"I slave 12 hours a day making pepper to put clothes on your back just so you can take them off"

[@brakedavis]

​@@ArnieJames666"Before I die...ima fuck me a fish"

[@allenclark4235]

I imagine being a person in that audience who had never heard of him with that ending lol

[@christianscacchetti9178]

6 C batteries, please. C. C. No change! 😂 sometimes a David Cross joke just sticks with me forever lol

[@bjd4]

hello today

[@trainspotter360]

Thank you so much for this. David is my all time favorite comedian ever since Mr. Show and his stand up always gets better each new special.

[@vexistentialist]

This was fantastic, as Cross always tends to be. Great stuff, thanks.

[@tr3vk4m]

The only Cross I worship.

[@hdpostpro]

Heyoo

[@rgorell]

Do y’all’s people eat oatmeal?

[@Wherethegoodstuffgoes]

Probably better just to not worship

[@AvatarKnownAsNathanielPeters]

No one cares

[@sideshowbobrobert]

hit the 'like' before i even hit play - love me some David Cross

[@rents5667]

"Suck on that Galileo!" He's on good form here.

[@brianhiles8164]

I believe you meant to write, “Suck on that, Galileo!“ -- that is, with a comma. _Completely_ different meaning.

[@rents5667]

@@brianhiles8164 you sound like a fun person to be around

[@brianhiles8164]

@@rents5667 Finally _comma_ someone gets me.

[@brianhiles8164]

@@rents5667 Finally _comma_ someone gets me.

[@nillehessy]

👼🏻 galileo + kopernicus 👼🏻 vaticaan jezuit school helio globus paradigm trick boys 👇🏻

[@timtheblair92]

Saw this set live

[@nicolemerry7057]

I LISTEN to stand up while working and I KNEW I knew this voice, Tobias from Arrested Development! LOVE that show! He was my favorite character! Awesome!

[@midwayer11]

So funny as usual. What an incredibly thoughtful and intelligent piece of masterful comedy. There’s no other like him and I appreciate the uniqueness of this comedy immensely. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@ShutTheMuckUp]

David Cross and Fred Durst are slowly becoming the same person.

[@tswan137]

Lmao

[@MrhibyeTV]

What an amazing special! 😄💙

[@TeaGuyTom]

I got lost ordering Matlock socks and ended up here... Is this the man from The Pride Is Back comedy special that my grandson wanted to hear when it came out? Man, this young guy is going places. Welp, time for a nice cup of a Yorkshire before turning in for a nap. Thanks for the funnies David. ☕

[@a.nobodys.nobody]

Like the TV show??

[@dweezap37yt]

My all time favorite comic, and I was at the taping of this special. Thanks David for all of your comedy

[@herokillerstain4147]

They still use video tape?

[@dweezap37yt]

They didn't, but I did i sat there with a full size camcorder in the 3rd row

[@LukeMcGuireoides]

It's not really AI?

[@Studeb]

What happened at the brutal edit?

[@joemccafferty6158]

Ok Copernicus

[@jessicapierce3845]

Thank you for more David Cross! Im thoroughly enjoying Senses Working Overtime as well ❤

[@lauracohen4914]

Love David Cross, lots of fun! Been a fan for 20? Years or some such.

[@needfoolthings]

Nice of you to give this young man a platform.

[@thisisit333]

Comedians are some of the funniest philosophers of our time. 😂😂🎉 And thank fuck for them, especially now during these regressive times. 😂😂 Hopefully if our country does become an authoritarian Christo-Fascist nation, David Cross (and so many others) will have fled to a more accepting country…like Estonia or Luxembourg!

[@JohnnyNoPockets]

If you actually think that's what's happening, you've completely lost the plot.

[@beaniepq]

hopefully?

[@willywonka7812]

​@@JohnnyNoPocketsyour eyes are in your pocket

[@RonZoscak]

Does anyone know where to find a list of all his standup specials? IMDB & Wikipedia only show five.

[@OakleyMoodie]

5 is accurate

[@ScottThibodeaux]

He's got 8 - all of them are listed on his Wikipedia (minus this one, as of right now). I don't think there's a video special for It's Not Funny, and the video from the "Shut Up, You Fucking Baby" special was released as "Let America Laugh"... and it's not really a standup special, more of a documentary from that tour, with clips of the standup throughout the documentary.

[@OakleyMoodie]

@@ScottThibodeaux Thanks for the correction. David Cross himself said it was 5 on the "Fly on the Wall" podcast, so I took him at his word and didn't bother to research.

[@charlesnelthorpe9252]

5 is a lot when he spent so much time creating Mr.Show and being on Arrested Development. He's got his own podcast now too!

[@myflatlineconstruct]

"bigger and blackerer" is the only one you need to google. Drug jokes, not one kid joke. Well maybe but I'm not checking.

[@nathanrobins5786]

David cross has always been the MAN

[@dear.ambelina]

Our kids are the same age! I'm so sad I missed him being in Chicago. One of the best. For sure.

[@dogchaser520]

You can catch him hanging around a Chicago playground real soon

[@FrizleFry00]

Singing the song in my head ... we'll have a gay old time!!!

[@dcullins3061]

I'm going to have to think about that one for a while. Give me some time here.

[@Not_Vladimir_Putin]

Way to go!!! Thanks to your comment, THIS video is now banned in Florida!

[@BiologicalAI7]

David: "I have a daughter." Crowd: "Haahahahahahaa"

[@iheartwheelies]

Spot on. This wasn't a comedy show. This was a liberal minded moron ranting on stage.

[@dielaughing73]

It was part of a bit

[@Savagefred]

Dude this is the worst thing I've ever seen lol. I've always like cross on TV shows, but I didn't laugh once. I watched like 3 different 10 minute segments of this special, and I didn't laugh st all, but even the laughs per minute were extremely low to his own audience... And they were laughing at practically every laugh break. His cadence and timing was just awful, and the material was all hackney and played out. I was pretty surprised to see such an overwhelmingly positive comment section. I couldn't imagine sitting through 1.5 hours of this

[@Savagefred]

I had to go and see his closing bit, after everyone saying how funny and wild it was... It's not even a joke. Just gonna drown Jesus and not say jokes while doing it lol. Wtf. Imagine some up and commer any of these bits with this kind of delivery and punchlines. They'd never get asked back

[@jinXeD546933]

@@Savagefred Over your head, my friend.

[@johnuhl3400]

Technically, the MGIO is owned by the Steward Observatory which is part of University of Arizona. The site plays host to the VATT, which is owned by the Vatican Observatory (which is supported by the Holy See), though it is supported by private donations. But yeah. The point about the divide between the private and public life is quite cogent.

[@narcolepticchihuahuaproduc1801]

Love it. I still feel like I’d miss the headstock…don’t know why.

[@lonelyone]

Thanks for uploading to KZbin!

[@YodalayHeeWho]

Who Remembers his role in Alvin and the Chipmunks in 2007

[@roadlesstraveled34]

I do bc I have 3 boys in their late teen years who watched it originally, and now a 4yo who's favorite movie is Chipwrecked😂

[@splorn]

Just greatness Layers of good

[@damgangstudios]

David's role in Scary Movie 2 is legendary🤣💯👍

[@BeansCheeseBeansCheese]

“I can do it myself!”

[@lonniedeckermusic]

David is on another level as a stand up.

[@user82938]

That's pretty funny that David tripped coming out from backstage after the script reading, because the first time he came out, I thought "Man, that looks like a really hazardous setup they have going there. Would be funny if he tripped coming out and made it into a bit."

[@FussyPickles]

this is just random but 44:10 when he starts talking about organics being a scam, it's true - i worked at an actual crop rotating organic farm (the owner would not let us even use bug repellent in the field) and we did not qualify for the 'organic' sticker because organic actually requires a bunch of additives our food was legit best at the farmer's market and nobody knew/cared

[@MalrexMontresor]

Same, family farm, with a small portion of fields set aside for organic farming. The only difference was the organic pesticides were more toxic as well as being less effective.

[@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle]

Hell yeah nice! Was just looking for where this was streaming and 800 pound gorilla comes through!

[@scroogetheprofit2455]

David's best hour this whole year.

[@ginogarcia8730]

man did not expect this special to hit so hard - so good hahahaha

[@kauaichan]

14:22 “Because it’s fucking true TANYA!” I had to pause I was crying🤣☠️

[@knaz7468]

The script reading part was quite enjoyable.

[@WrecklessEating]

What I find fascinating about his routine is he is telling the truth yet there's 2K dislikes. Which means a portion of people who watched this don't live in reality. They've decided anything that has actually happened is just fake news despite how factual it is.

[@jesushoobistankchrist]

And that's how you end a show!

[@BajaBlastoise931]

David cross is a fucking genius 😂 the script bit was incredible

[@TheQuincyEdwards]

This is fucking great! David Cross never disappoints. Makes you think

[@graceaute3648]

Pure comedic gold. Thank you David Cross! 🙏

[@danieljohn9257]

I’d really like to talk to David’s wife sometime… Because what a finish!

[@captainunderpants200]

You mean his current wife.

[@cdes1776]

Gorgeous and talented....

[@Paffi135]

Didn't care for the guy too much prior, but he won me over - like surely he meant to lol.

[@ServingKant42069]

you da MVP

[@MrJeffrey938]

"The giddiness ... the glee" YES. Thank you. That is what terrifies me - they want to be terrifying and they are succeeding, as all terrorists do.

[@FrizleFry00]

I fucking love David Cross!

[@MoonmanSpacejam]

What a racist you are

[@Sebshappytrees]

My first introduction to David Cross was Scary Movie 2 lol he stole the show and had the funniest moments. Then Tobias took it home for me. Love his stand up too

[@mswkt656]

We just busted a bunch of Priests in Harrisburg PA SMFs

[@FLATearthGARY]

Great set! LMAO! Btw, fun fact: the largest observatory, telescope in the world in Arizona owned by Catholic Church, up until 2012 used to be named “The Lucifer”. After great outcry they changed the name to LUCI. Wow, that helped! …Crappin’ ya negative!

[@HansPotter88]

Rick Glassman sent me

[@user-tc5pl3zw3h]

That edit was perfect. I was actually not ready for it. It got me really good.

[@jonathanbeatrice8317]

I've never laughed so hard at something I didn't hear 😂😂😂

[@WrecklessEating]

Based as F.

[@richardzahumensky5253]

You mean biased?

[@TheSpecsShow]

This is the least based thing ever. This is what "based" is the opposite of, what are you on about

[@gregorygarcia7807]

I'm so glad! I thought I might be loosing my mind, but no! others DO think the way WE DO. what a relief!

[@liamhenry7829]

Special a S-S-Sertified hood classic. NEEDED that tonight. missed u dave

[@satevo462]

I grew up watching Mr Show on HBO or maybe it was Showtime. Anyway, needless to say, I love Bob and David and I'm so happy for their success.

[@TheBlackHippy]

That was a dope special! Made the beginning of this grave shift bearable lol

[@jscotthatcher380]

"...and now we gotta deal with all these vape stores." 😂😂😂

[@kimmfitzgerald434]

Amazing David Cross! Thanks for the healing!

[@chucklieus9364]

He should've wrapped it up at the end with a "Just stay there Jesus I'll go make some fish sticks"

[@Smoochie71804]

“The Angel Gabriel went back up the chimney” was my favorite line from this lol

[@deaddeaddeaddeaddead5667]

I grew up listening to David's CDs and I'm always excited to see something new from him.

[@Viewsandvibrations]

Haven’t seen this guy since scary movie lol i was thinking about him the other day “i can do it myself !!! “ 😂

[@Todd-_-Umptious]

So you're saying you havent seen Arrested Development. How is that even possible?

[@Twitchyx7]

36:25 I'm 35, have my own house, anime is only one of the options. I clean up my space, even around the gaming chair. My *tasteful* glass water pipe is in the kitchen. My robe is both washed and has fabric softener added. I practice good posture, which is why I have this lumbar pillow. Bitcoin and the stock market is a scam manipulated by Wall Street. *Whew* I thought he was talking about me there for a second.

[@robincollier4592]

I really appreciate your talks, I find them very motivating and I feel empowered by some of the things you say. Keep up the good work!

[@ChrisLeeW00]

Flintstone’s theme song “we’ll have a gay old time” I had to look it up lol

[@Todd-_-Umptious]

I got the bit I just not familiar with america enough to understand why it had to be changed because of florida. I only know it for its homicides, is it also very anti-homosexual?

[@leonholloway]

The edits are hilarious!

[@GrantKanigan]

Cross reminds me a lot of Carlin; his comedy is so well thought out and delivered.

[@extremelynormalperson]

I would say a pretty big difference is that David draws out bits a bit longer than he should a lot of the time, but Carlin would always jam-pack in a million jokes.

[@icu3869]

Reminds me of Lois CK- many similar ideas and perspectives, questioning the status quo, exposing the absurdity of human nature and the beliefs that drive us as individuals, and the unspoken rules, religious traditions, or political beliefs that are all subject to change, yet unite and divide us in society.

[@jonathanalpart7812]

They also both used microphones

[@Unknown0YT0]

Do I give this man _a hand_ or _a standing ovation?_

[@CarlyRjackytheripper]

Ayyy wouldn't miss it! Loved to see you in Buffalo, will follow your tours whenever you're near!

[@DanielKlein23]

Jackie WENT for it, respect.

[@eviljigglypuff2254]

Went to this show in Tucson. Was a fan since 99. Screwed us out of Sean Patton and had some creep humping the stage for an hour as an opening act. It was close to the last stop on the tour and it was obvious that David didn't care anymore

[@danieljohn9257]

David wasn’t just on late night. He’s also in an episode of fly on the wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade! Awesome show.

[@meangene1980]

Pretty funny other than the smug "New York/Californians are smarter than everyone else" bit near the end, so tired and played out. I loved Mr. Show back in the day.

[@angrycado]

I am convinced that Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret is a masterfuckinpiece!

[@FilbinCreekPhil]

I saw David on "just shoot me" and went around telling people about this guy that stole the show, didnt even know it was a friend of mine's son.

[@jamesyoungquist6923]

My daughter, at 3 years old on the toilet, yelled out "Jim! Come wipe my bum Jim!" I love that memory

[@havad3938]

Fabulous Great show!!!! (any animal can calm an anxiety-ridden person, and be a service animal...just sayin)

[@jen_wren_x]

😂😂😂😂

[@Nine05mafiA__ttv]

Shout out to Sean Patton for the dope intro!

[@Jabadamazo]

Italian healthcare is quite good - my wife and her mother and aunt went on a trip to Italy many years ago and her aunt fell, hit her head and broke her ankle. Her hospital bill was $100, and that's only because she wasn't an Italian taxpayer.