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@imdani4997
@imdani4997 4 жыл бұрын
"Girl bye" "Stay right there I'm on my way" 😂😂😂
@someonee3186
@someonee3186 4 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I want to do to the people who have more power than me, just tell them that when they call 911
@MAXNOT656
@MAXNOT656 13 күн бұрын
that's her man
@alexward9686
@alexward9686 4 жыл бұрын
Dulce saying “Girl, bye” is perfection!
@Snugglezthesong
@Snugglezthesong 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely lost my shit with her tone.
@roshanbhandari1989
@roshanbhandari1989 4 жыл бұрын
Seattle anyone (
@shirleywachira
@shirleywachira 4 жыл бұрын
"Girl bye " did it for me too lmaoooo
@sandiilovesu4077
@sandiilovesu4077 2 жыл бұрын
Right 😂😂😂😂
@sandiilovesu4077
@sandiilovesu4077 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Wateryoufightingfor
@Wateryoufightingfor 4 жыл бұрын
"She's almost entirely professional... almost" 🤣
@emycaraballo266
@emycaraballo266 4 жыл бұрын
I love Dulce she's the best😂🤣😂😂🤣
@ixlnxs
@ixlnxs 4 жыл бұрын
Still a lot more professional than I ever was in my call center days!
@nguyenle8686
@nguyenle8686 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, almost
@c.i.a.932
@c.i.a.932 4 жыл бұрын
Can we get 1 million suscribers without videos? You have vids...
@shubhrak287
@shubhrak287 4 жыл бұрын
@Can we get 1 million suscribers without videos? stfu
@MarcyJ2F
@MarcyJ2F 4 жыл бұрын
Being a former 911 operator, I can say that people do call for things like this all the time. “There’s a man walking down my street and I don’t think he lives here because I’ve never seen him before.” You don’t have to guess what the race was.
@mominor6913
@mominor6913 4 жыл бұрын
DAMNI
@mani_stud
@mani_stud 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf....
@zil9980
@zil9980 4 жыл бұрын
A Viking with a rune engraved, round wooden shield?
@MarcyJ2F
@MarcyJ2F 4 жыл бұрын
Bitch Pudding dumbest comment ever. Like they would give us the option of not sending someone. Come on THINK!
@randomperson8571
@randomperson8571 4 жыл бұрын
D:
@jerrylorosae2690
@jerrylorosae2690 4 жыл бұрын
The other white officers in the building: "911, can you help us? There's a black woman answering calls as 911 operator"
@zarlashtstanikzai955
@zarlashtstanikzai955 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@animebooklover8830
@animebooklover8830 4 жыл бұрын
How would they know she's black
@godswillotonye6519
@godswillotonye6519 4 жыл бұрын
@@animebooklover8830 voice
@yuriyu279
@yuriyu279 4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@shelocsher2396
@shelocsher2396 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@emilyhopeful
@emilyhopeful 4 жыл бұрын
My *only* complaint was.... This was WAY too short. Lol
@samiamserenity
@samiamserenity 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed !
@sinazotame2411
@sinazotame2411 4 жыл бұрын
So true
@sagalmusse6977
@sagalmusse6977 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@starkheart4441
@starkheart4441 4 жыл бұрын
There’s the long version on that evenings Daily Show. It’s hilarious.
@moe_chi
@moe_chi 4 жыл бұрын
Right
@iChillypepper
@iChillypepper 4 жыл бұрын
“Girl bye!” 🤣😂 - perfect response to every Karen
@krisjets23
@krisjets23 4 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂😂
@Blank-px8hy
@Blank-px8hy 4 жыл бұрын
Wow
@renatabaez165
@renatabaez165 4 жыл бұрын
Totally 😂😂😂
@jenwarshawsky189
@jenwarshawsky189 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@johnmhc4778
@johnmhc4778 4 жыл бұрын
Omg 😆
@missbeliever5133
@missbeliever5133 4 жыл бұрын
"Hello 911 there are black people!" "Maam stay calm, I'm scared too-" 😂😂😂
@vivianbarnes4828
@vivianbarnes4828 4 жыл бұрын
🥺🤣🤣🤣
@lvi8957
@lvi8957 4 жыл бұрын
👊😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Donut649
@Donut649 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@arihudson480
@arihudson480 4 жыл бұрын
That one killed me 😂😂😂
@celenasimmons
@celenasimmons 4 жыл бұрын
weak 😂😂😂😂
@commanderred5573
@commanderred5573 4 жыл бұрын
The funny part is America actually needs something like this
@themaggattack
@themaggattack 4 жыл бұрын
You spelt "sad" wrong.
@sirenenoire4091
@sirenenoire4091 4 жыл бұрын
So you think it’s just an American issue?? I just can’t believe that.
@XKavar1
@XKavar1 4 жыл бұрын
@@sirenenoire4091 where did he say its just an American issue
@tomcruze8153
@tomcruze8153 4 жыл бұрын
@@sirenenoire4091 I dont think its an issue at all
@nuclearicebreaker
@nuclearicebreaker 4 жыл бұрын
racially-based emergency services? more big brain liberal ideas
@tena2sweet
@tena2sweet 4 жыл бұрын
"so you're saying he's a 6'4 black man with broad shoulders driving a Benz?" "Yes." "gurl is he wearing a wedding ring?" "no." "I'll be right there."
@ManoelBarrionuevo
@ManoelBarrionuevo 4 жыл бұрын
Love it! hahahahahahahha
@estieeu2364
@estieeu2364 4 жыл бұрын
Hahah I felt that one in my spirit🤣🤣 I would have run right over too😂😂
@tshimangadzomavhungu3563
@tshimangadzomavhungu3563 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂gosh I died there
@abd12459
@abd12459 4 жыл бұрын
I'll definitely run into guy too wahaha
@wernerbro3208
@wernerbro3208 3 жыл бұрын
Change black with white and shed be more interressted 😜 and ye know it
@landy9345
@landy9345 4 жыл бұрын
She's such a mood at the end
@kdeloris2225
@kdeloris2225 4 жыл бұрын
She's going to get her a man
@sagalmusse6977
@sagalmusse6977 4 жыл бұрын
Totally.
@Zekesquad
@Zekesquad 4 жыл бұрын
😂👏
@RonnelB.
@RonnelB. 4 жыл бұрын
I'm obviously getting old, because I have no idea what "she's such a mood" means.
@prettyevil6662000
@prettyevil6662000 4 жыл бұрын
@@RonnelB. 'Mood' and various phrases with it mean that you understand what the other person is feeling or are currently experiencing that same feeling. So Dulce is off to chase down a hot single man with a nice car, which a lot of us can relate to wishing to do.
@tanadarko6991
@tanadarko6991 4 жыл бұрын
"we're scared too, hang on" hilarious from start to finish
@ZeroOskul
@ZeroOskul 4 жыл бұрын
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." ~Billy Shakespeare; MacBeth
@DanielRocket1
@DanielRocket1 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@androsgreene9824
@androsgreene9824 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@focusstudios1296
@focusstudios1296 4 жыл бұрын
@Ralph McBride can you please clarify what you mean?
@AnthonySmith-gf1oe
@AnthonySmith-gf1oe 4 жыл бұрын
@Ralph McBride are you implying Noah is dumbing down America or....?
@sparkysmalarkey
@sparkysmalarkey 4 жыл бұрын
Businesses have to pay a fine for false alarms, people should too.
@factsarestubbornthings6725
@factsarestubbornthings6725 4 жыл бұрын
They aren’t false alarm if you end up arresting them
@Hubert_Cumberdale_
@Hubert_Cumberdale_ 4 жыл бұрын
Who would ever report a crime if there was a chance of getting a fine for it?
@beenaplumber8379
@beenaplumber8379 4 жыл бұрын
It is a crime to make a false report to the police. That's why that white woman with the dog in Central Park got into trouble.
@sparkysmalarkey
@sparkysmalarkey 4 жыл бұрын
@@beenaplumber8379 False alarms are not crimes, but they do waste resources, I am only referring to calls that are not emergencies.
@sparkysmalarkey
@sparkysmalarkey 4 жыл бұрын
@@Hubert_Cumberdale_ Reporting a crime would not be a false alarm, reporting what you assume is a crime, but turns out not to be a crime, would be, the goal being to stop wasting the polices time with nonsense that gets people killed.
@iAmShenaG
@iAmShenaG 4 жыл бұрын
When she said “Stay Right There I’m On My Way” I nearly fell over laughing.
@cloverthird
@cloverthird 4 жыл бұрын
"Mind your own business. Worry about yourself" is the answer to 99% of these calls
@Regularblackgirl
@Regularblackgirl 4 жыл бұрын
“Is he wearing a wedding ring?” 😂😂😂
@lindiwendlovu8289
@lindiwendlovu8289 4 жыл бұрын
Oooh man, and we have to deal with racism, we are fun, so chilled, infact black people rock , period.
@Ada-tv7zl
@Ada-tv7zl 4 жыл бұрын
@@lindiwendlovu8289 you're damn right. without you it would be a bland world!
@mengetidlamini1180
@mengetidlamini1180 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂I died
@lvi8957
@lvi8957 4 жыл бұрын
👊😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CalLadyQED
@CalLadyQED 4 жыл бұрын
Spoiler
@GrigioBoy
@GrigioBoy 4 жыл бұрын
Dulce is queen of everything. Let’s be honest here. Love her 👑
@mrtoasty8387
@mrtoasty8387 4 жыл бұрын
👑 💕 💗
@MsColetha
@MsColetha 4 жыл бұрын
FACTS💯💥
@katjapia8206
@katjapia8206 4 жыл бұрын
Love her too, cheers from Germany 💃🏾
@Bubbles603
@Bubbles603 4 жыл бұрын
@A FreeOne who
@laneythelame
@laneythelame 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@kdfkdf1711
@kdfkdf1711 4 жыл бұрын
Is he wearing a wedding ring? Like for realz. This is important info.
@tamiekaaugusta4058
@tamiekaaugusta4058 4 жыл бұрын
Yes...... Yes it is! 👀🥰💞💕💯
@AdaraAhab
@AdaraAhab 4 жыл бұрын
Damn right!!!
@ANIMOM1976
@ANIMOM1976 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@borca3052
@borca3052 4 жыл бұрын
Loooooool
@roshanbhandari1989
@roshanbhandari1989 4 жыл бұрын
What's going on in Seattle?
@derekrequiem4359
@derekrequiem4359 4 жыл бұрын
Her "girl bye" is absolutely perfect 😂😂😂
@keepup8868
@keepup8868 4 жыл бұрын
I live in rural Montana. Not a lot of black folks. About twenty years ago I was a 9-1-1 operator and had a frantic call from a convenience store clerk reporting a drive off. The call was liberally salted with the N-word and general profanity as the caller screamed about the “theft”. Me: Ma’am, please calm down and let me get some information. Her: a car full of N- just stole some gas. Me: Can you describe the car? Her: It was full of N-. Me: What color is the car? Her: I don’t know. White? It was full of N-. Me: Did you get the license plate number? Or what state it was from? Her: It was headed East and full of N- I did get enough useful info to relay the (clearly non-emergency) information to highway patrol who stopped the vehicle about 30 miles down the road. (Standard procedure at the time, nothing to do with the skin color of the occupants). They were very gracious when he asked them about it and showed him their receipt. She was so focused on their skin color she didn’t notice who was driving the car that actually drove off without paying. I took some very disturbIng calls over the years; murders, hostage situations, domestic violence , but that one still sticks in my mind. So hateful, so unnecessary.
@lv4077
@lv4077 Ай бұрын
So rare
@demetriusevans4139
@demetriusevans4139 Ай бұрын
​@@lv4077Not one Black person is shocked
@markyouneva7840
@markyouneva7840 4 жыл бұрын
legend has it that this sassy 911 operator has not dispatched a single police, ambulance or fire truck. taxpayers have saved literally tens of thousands.
@mickeyimmanuel
@mickeyimmanuel 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MurphySullivan
@MurphySullivan 4 жыл бұрын
Operator: "So you're saying he's a 6'4" African American male, broad shoulder's driving a benz?..... I need you to look closely at him.....Is he wearing a wedding ring?" Caller: "Uh.... no?" Operator: "Stay right there! I'm on my way!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 She has such good deliveries!😄😍
@belovedwoman3398
@belovedwoman3398 4 жыл бұрын
Best comment 💙
@jamesiyer4937
@jamesiyer4937 4 жыл бұрын
Caller: Hello...?
@nulnoh219
@nulnoh219 4 жыл бұрын
That look to the camera tho...
@MurphySullivan
@MurphySullivan 4 жыл бұрын
MrHan LOL Yes! I wanted this skit to b longer😆
@ladyzinada5341
@ladyzinada5341 4 жыл бұрын
CLASSIC
@melodygn
@melodygn 4 жыл бұрын
Hands down this is one the funniest skits ever. Seriously. Is there a extended version of this sketch?
@jakobkelvinjr
@jakobkelvinjr 4 жыл бұрын
@melody granados: I need more of this in my life
@YGhost_05
@YGhost_05 4 жыл бұрын
It's from the old clip when he talked about the black man who has been arrested for doing nothing in Starbucks I think but there isn't an extended footage
@erinpiccolo5847
@erinpiccolo5847 4 жыл бұрын
I want to know how that emergency was handled!
@tiffanyblack8755
@tiffanyblack8755 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha yes. 2 words: more Dulce!
@redgeminiarts3674
@redgeminiarts3674 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. Jokes based off reality.
@raineunoia5723
@raineunoia5723 4 жыл бұрын
"Is he wearing a ring?" "No?" "I'm on my way!" That was absolutely hilarious 😂
@ruzzelladrian907
@ruzzelladrian907 4 жыл бұрын
0:46 That's what you call efficiency. If it's a nonsense caller. It's 'bye!' immediately.
@santasdeer9852
@santasdeer9852 4 жыл бұрын
the world NEEEEEEEEEEEEDS that operator
@joshuamorehead6124
@joshuamorehead6124 4 жыл бұрын
Yessssss
@joshuamorehead6124
@joshuamorehead6124 4 жыл бұрын
@La Harris really, plz tell, if you want, you don't have to
@roshanbhandari1989
@roshanbhandari1989 4 жыл бұрын
Chaz anyone?
@JamesDavis-sh9gh
@JamesDavis-sh9gh 4 жыл бұрын
The world should protect that operator at all costs. 👊
@notplayboicactus5700
@notplayboicactus5700 4 жыл бұрын
La Harris might go be a 911 operator make a real difference in this country one white lady at a time 😂
@ThePennyBlackYouTubeChannel
@ThePennyBlackYouTubeChannel 4 жыл бұрын
I would also like to know where the 6'4" black man with no wedding ring and a benz is...
@meomaih-b398
@meomaih-b398 4 жыл бұрын
We got plenty over here in Houston! Come through sis!
@esmereldasnickles8056
@esmereldasnickles8056 4 жыл бұрын
@@meomaih-b398 🤣
@CocoHue-oc2ds
@CocoHue-oc2ds 4 жыл бұрын
@@meomaih-b398 I heard Houston got some fine brothas over there ✈🛶🛴🤣🤣
@poptartdom
@poptartdom 4 жыл бұрын
SHE SAW HIM FIRST XD
@sunnymarie2060
@sunnymarie2060 4 жыл бұрын
For safety of course
@izabella4823
@izabella4823 4 жыл бұрын
"Girl, bye" That's me for 2020.
@lvi8957
@lvi8957 4 жыл бұрын
So am I 👋💨💨💨
@denagustafson6070
@denagustafson6070 4 жыл бұрын
Mic drop!
@gagalaxic
@gagalaxic 4 жыл бұрын
Dulce needs to have her own series...we NEED this!
@blueshoes915
@blueshoes915 4 жыл бұрын
“Girl, bye.” LOL, that’s the best.
@RickOShay
@RickOShay 4 жыл бұрын
Laughter is the best medicine. It breaks down barriers and builds friendships.
@ravenn2631
@ravenn2631 4 жыл бұрын
I found so much relief and insight from black stand up comedians around these issues. That, or from other minority groups. The world is so stressful now, people appreciate a good laugh because it’s rare. If you’re interested, I honestly suggest looking up such stand up comedians on Netflix, KZbin, Spotify or anywhere else you might find. Witty geniuses. I find it unfair that intelligence and charisma in blacks isn’t as emphasized as emotional and physical strength in blacks, if you ask me.
@ladennayoung2939
@ladennayoung2939 4 жыл бұрын
True.
@ladennayoung2939
@ladennayoung2939 4 жыл бұрын
It's a blessing that you realized that.
@jamssnana4084
@jamssnana4084 4 жыл бұрын
Preach!!!
@c.i.a.932
@c.i.a.932 4 жыл бұрын
RickOShay well I guess I laughed at the stupidity of people who like Trevors vids. And I found my girlfriend that way so I guess...
@sheridanwambui6262
@sheridanwambui6262 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂is he wearing a wedding ring😂😂😂stay there and on my way
@parulgautam5739
@parulgautam5739 4 жыл бұрын
This was epic😂😂😂😂
@thnecromaniac
@thnecromaniac 4 жыл бұрын
Imma be honest, I'd probably be asking the same thing 🤣
@belminiomgabriel3655
@belminiomgabriel3655 4 жыл бұрын
Ll
@belminiomgabriel3655
@belminiomgabriel3655 4 жыл бұрын
@@parulgautam5739 ppllllll
@nikkired4925
@nikkired4925 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂😂😂
@akash_goel
@akash_goel 4 жыл бұрын
"Girl bye" I keep coming back to hear this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LatriceDiane
@LatriceDiane 4 жыл бұрын
The dispatcher said “I’m scared too”😂😂😂😑
@commentlyspeakingtruthwhis7220
@commentlyspeakingtruthwhis7220 4 жыл бұрын
"Girl, bye!" This option really needs to be available to all 911 operators...or, a "SUSPECTED KAREN" call button.
@miro._1742
@miro._1742 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha 'there are black people' I can't -got no idea what happened in the replies section.
@ZeroOskul
@ZeroOskul 4 жыл бұрын
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." ~Billy Shakespeare; MacBeth
@arikakarin2323
@arikakarin2323 4 жыл бұрын
Oh the irony
@itsamehovercat1995
@itsamehovercat1995 4 жыл бұрын
@Ralph McBride “Sad state of affairs for the human condition”. Ok boomer LMAO
@roshanbhandari1989
@roshanbhandari1989 4 жыл бұрын
Seattle?
@CarbonMatrixify
@CarbonMatrixify 4 жыл бұрын
@@itsamehovercat1995 Facepalm x10 that that was too hard for you to read.
@rn2511
@rn2511 4 жыл бұрын
We hired a black operator. 🤣
@TheGrandy123
@TheGrandy123 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@Lanny2010
@Lanny2010 4 жыл бұрын
Should have said we hired an African American operator.
@jend8759
@jend8759 4 жыл бұрын
The look on her face is priceless
@ThePepeGrillo
@ThePepeGrillo 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lanny2010 do you say a "European Latino" or a "American Latino"? Or a black Latino or a white Latino? Man! Maybe they were there before your grandparents!
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 4 жыл бұрын
If only police would hire a black person... nope, they won't even talk with the person who intimidates them.
@spencerphilippinedream3706
@spencerphilippinedream3706 4 жыл бұрын
yeah, there needs to be a separate department that educates people on what qualifies as an emerency. we could call it K.ind A.ction R.egarding E.ntitled N.eurotics
@lavenderjade8
@lavenderjade8 4 жыл бұрын
lmao you are awesome
@joethekat
@joethekat 4 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOL
@JonasR001
@JonasR001 4 жыл бұрын
Please run for presidency
@zy5992
@zy5992 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO THAT'S SMART
@yahb-leevr3010
@yahb-leevr3010 4 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@RayMak
@RayMak 4 жыл бұрын
Almost
4 жыл бұрын
You are everywhere.
@kxy347
@kxy347 4 жыл бұрын
When somebody says some real bs near you 😂 0:23
@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod
@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod 4 жыл бұрын
"Girl, Bye". LOL
@thedarkestpath7464
@thedarkestpath7464 4 жыл бұрын
@User that’s because it’s a comedy skit, it wouldn’t be funny if she wasn’t playing a character. This is not the right place to look for accurate representation of black women in the work place.
@negsoccertabarnak5414
@negsoccertabarnak5414 4 жыл бұрын
where can I get a 6’4” broad-shouldered black guy with no wedding ring driving a Benz smh
@misha-bz4mn
@misha-bz4mn 4 жыл бұрын
right 😭
@mominor6913
@mominor6913 4 жыл бұрын
HELL YES
@migueljonz3901
@migueljonz3901 4 жыл бұрын
Right here! I have a good credit, A Yacht, a $30K motorcycle, A million dollar piece of property, A guaranteed $90K income, and I don't even have to work. The real question is, Are YOU worth having?
@omg1103
@omg1103 4 жыл бұрын
@Miguel Jonz but do you have broad shoulders tho?
@aryanmenon995
@aryanmenon995 4 жыл бұрын
Near strong independent women
@mayaprabhu4380
@mayaprabhu4380 4 жыл бұрын
There is someone out there, who is gonna call 911 for the disturbing FACTS in this show😂
@roshanbhandari1989
@roshanbhandari1989 4 жыл бұрын
Chaz ?
@nantucket897
@nantucket897 4 жыл бұрын
Going to? Don’t you mean “did call”
@CarbonMatrixify
@CarbonMatrixify 4 жыл бұрын
404 Facts never found ever in this show
@AnthonySmith-gf1oe
@AnthonySmith-gf1oe 4 жыл бұрын
@@CarbonMatrixify just because you close your eyes and plug your ears during the facts dosnt mean they don't exist lol....your probably the type so unaware of your privilege you tell black people they are lying about racism in America and all lives matter, also believe blue lives matter, but can't wrap your head around black lives matter TOO....
@redgeminiarts3674
@redgeminiarts3674 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@rararabia19
@rararabia19 4 жыл бұрын
This was wayyy too short! I needed more! 🤣🤣🤣
@MrsDetroit622
@MrsDetroit622 4 ай бұрын
They really need to do this for the "people" who call 911 on kids selling water for school fundraisers. The terror!!!!
@ThanhMaiOFFICIAL
@ThanhMaiOFFICIAL 4 жыл бұрын
Funny but also sad at the same time. The fight to end racism and for equality continues 🙌💯
@chrisa8325
@chrisa8325 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think it will ever end unfortunately! But it's still Good People in the world.
@bootsofescaping01
@bootsofescaping01 4 жыл бұрын
For real, you are absolutely right. But It's a coping mechanism that is needed unfortunately.
@JampackGaming707
@JampackGaming707 4 жыл бұрын
Amen 🙏
@philosophyofthestars
@philosophyofthestars 4 жыл бұрын
Thanh Mai you realize this skit just offers division?
@onlybarbz3838
@onlybarbz3838 4 жыл бұрын
philosophyofthestars sorry, but we’re literally just making fun of our trauma, and it’s division? Like, let us make light out of it
@matt7iron
@matt7iron 4 жыл бұрын
When I called 911 twice over prowlers on my property the honest blackman gets rude nasty treatment from 911 operators when they hear my black voice, but 4 cops show up when a White woman calls about a missing cat.
@LadyAstarionAncunin
@LadyAstarionAncunin 2 жыл бұрын
You should do like Martin did in one episode and change your voice. He knew police weren’t rolling up in Detroit. 😅 Not to help, anyway.
@naomi5809
@naomi5809 4 жыл бұрын
“Is he wearing a wedding ring?!” Lol 😝
@akitaxx
@akitaxx 4 жыл бұрын
If everyone operator was like that, so many more black People and people of color would be safe. #blacklivesmatter Justice for black lives
@gregdubya1993
@gregdubya1993 4 жыл бұрын
Black lives matter...but BLM doesn't.
@rajt9996
@rajt9996 4 жыл бұрын
@@gregdubya1993 what?
@bacrope
@bacrope 4 жыл бұрын
@@gregdubya1993 Uh chile anyways so
@usernamesarestupid7104
@usernamesarestupid7104 4 жыл бұрын
@Greg Dubya what does that even mean?
@gregdubya1993
@gregdubya1993 4 жыл бұрын
@@usernamesarestupid7104 it means black people and BLM are not the same thing. BLM is not a movement I can support after seeing their agenda these last few months. I will support black people and all people looking for equal treatment. I won't do that by supporting this terrorist BLM group though.
@manupeni
@manupeni 4 жыл бұрын
Played this more than 6 times. Such a good laugh. The last call! 🤣🤣❤
@GrigioBoy
@GrigioBoy 4 жыл бұрын
1:09 Dulce’s look to the camera there with the zoom in is what sent me the most. She dipped so damn fast lmao 😭😂
@pipertarver1852
@pipertarver1852 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@scelestion
@scelestion 4 жыл бұрын
Got some The Office vibes there.
@GrigioBoy
@GrigioBoy 4 жыл бұрын
scelestion True that, true that 😂
@itswanda7920
@itswanda7920 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO. That wedding ring part killed me.
@ehla0144
@ehla0144 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine with all racist Karens out there. This should be a tv series for real😆😃😂
@doonyoo374
@doonyoo374 4 жыл бұрын
Some one get this person some representatives, we need funding ASAP!
@takeoneandaction2678
@takeoneandaction2678 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf man with d name karen. So u saying black girls cant me karens ... just bitchin i aint black or white or red or nuttin.
@mt22201
@mt22201 4 жыл бұрын
I really don’t like this new term Karen. How would you feel if you were a non-racist white person whose name happened to be Karen?
@cottagegymfun
@cottagegymfun 4 жыл бұрын
@@mt22201 how about John.. as in going to The John, the johns, my Johnson, Johnny boy, etc. Lol
@Taniesha_S
@Taniesha_S 4 жыл бұрын
@@mt22201 You don't have to be a racist to be a Karen.
@madahikhan3352
@madahikhan3352 4 жыл бұрын
"Girl, bye" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was the best!!
@BellaOrtizPhotography
@BellaOrtizPhotography 4 жыл бұрын
Noooo too short. I want so much more of her! Haha. Your (The Daily Show) whole cast of correspondents and "specialists" and of course the host is seriously the funniest on TV in years. Thank you for making my tears stop falling after watching "See You Yesterday".
@betsy.simplyliving
@betsy.simplyliving 4 жыл бұрын
"stay right there I'm on my way" 😆😆😂😂
@MiaZaheeyaSofea
@MiaZaheeyaSofea 4 жыл бұрын
"stay right there I'm on my way" Haha me too girl...me too. Lol
@tinker651
@tinker651 4 жыл бұрын
She said "girl bye!" 😆😂🤣
@mr.marvelasmr5872
@mr.marvelasmr5872 4 жыл бұрын
"911 Trader Joe's won't let me in their store without a face mask"
@theeric
@theeric 4 жыл бұрын
The 911 dispatcher we need today 😂😂😂
@thislifeisagame9540
@thislifeisagame9540 4 жыл бұрын
"Stay right there,I'm on my way " 😆 🤣
@phelanwolf6747
@phelanwolf6747 4 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t the caller have to pay a penalty for calling the police without real emergency? That would be a very good incentive for them to stop calling.
@faiaflrt
@faiaflrt 4 жыл бұрын
I always thought so. I have to say that it can make you hesitate to call when you actually do need help, though. Since I wasn't sure if the police or fire departments would consider something an emergency, I almost waited too long to call. Called the police station to ask, and they routed me through to 911.
@리주민
@리주민 4 жыл бұрын
@@faiaflrt especially if you have to validate your credit card number beforehand. "Now, please enter the full card number followed by the pound sign."
@r.c.whitaker296
@r.c.whitaker296 4 жыл бұрын
Misuse of emergency services is a misdemeanor. I wish they would start enforcing it.
@LadyAstarionAncunin
@LadyAstarionAncunin 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like that’d be the Ferengi way to respond to emergency calls by default. 😂
@Crystallily73
@Crystallily73 4 жыл бұрын
Dulce Sloan's face is mood for days!
@beasttitanofficial3768
@beasttitanofficial3768 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the woman who called about people being loud in public coming to southern Europe 😂 911 there is a group of Portuguese and Italian people being loud here
@ak5659
@ak5659 4 ай бұрын
No joke. That did happen to my ex's Italian grandparents several times. Portuguese and Italians weren't white when the first came here. What I can't wrap my head around was blond haired, blue eyes Poles were labelled non white when they first started coming here. SMDH.
@theovanderstorm3171
@theovanderstorm3171 3 ай бұрын
That’s about the same when Americans are complaining that people in Spanje and Portugal don’t speak English.
@culturecoroner
@culturecoroner 4 жыл бұрын
I was turned off by the title, but I’m glad I stopped by anyway. This was awesome. I’m going to need a longer version please. 😂
@iamaloafofbread8926
@iamaloafofbread8926 4 жыл бұрын
Stupidity in humans dropped by 60% ever sense she took the field. Edit: its a joke for the naive people who are triggered
@actionjackson3522
@actionjackson3522 4 жыл бұрын
*ever since Or maybe this was an r/woooosh?
@robinayers8107
@robinayers8107 4 жыл бұрын
@@actionjackson3522 I know right. I'm A loaf of bread, should not use the word stupidity against anyone, until you look in a mirror.
@sagalmusse6977
@sagalmusse6977 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...totally!
@the._.nabihouse
@the._.nabihouse 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@iamaloafofbread8926
@iamaloafofbread8926 4 жыл бұрын
@@actionjackson3522 :3
@damianamurphy4419
@damianamurphy4419 4 жыл бұрын
I’m going to beat Dulce there 😂😂😂
@beauty6338
@beauty6338 4 жыл бұрын
"is he wearing a wedding ring? Stay right there I am coming" that part killed me😂😂🤣🤣🔥🔥
@JampackGaming707
@JampackGaming707 4 жыл бұрын
Less than 10 seconds in and they had me dying 0:06 😂😂😂
@fleurelise997
@fleurelise997 4 жыл бұрын
Dear Daily Show this sketch needs to be its own show for real 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dulce is sass in human form
@gatordragon8824
@gatordragon8824 4 жыл бұрын
More Dulce! Everything she does makes me smile.
@Hugo-G
@Hugo-G 4 жыл бұрын
This segment could have been longer.
@susannjarvis5587
@susannjarvis5587 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. And should be considered as part of a police reform program, along with a substantial fine for wasting a 911 call..
@mlpfanboy1701
@mlpfanboy1701 3 жыл бұрын
And unless the person calling is under the age of 10 substantial chances for jail time
@eliseerickson5994
@eliseerickson5994 4 жыл бұрын
dulce is the only person on youtube that can make me laugh out loud.... the power she has
@cococonlin170
@cococonlin170 Жыл бұрын
Dulce should have her own show. That final glance at the camera, she nailed it.
@TheKayleeanna
@TheKayleeanna 4 жыл бұрын
Trevor Noah you're the greatest! 😂 Love this!
@SierraLimaOscar
@SierraLimaOscar 4 жыл бұрын
Dulce has her priorities figured out 😂 She never fails to make me laugh - not many comedians can do that.
@c.i.a.932
@c.i.a.932 4 жыл бұрын
Morgan Brandy haha like that’s saying anything
@tiredgirl24
@tiredgirl24 4 жыл бұрын
This should be called the Karen's hotline lmao
@ehla0144
@ehla0144 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, this needs to be a series.
@adamm.6386
@adamm.6386 4 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6DYe2x-iZiKhdU
@CalLadyQED
@CalLadyQED 4 жыл бұрын
No, thanks. Karen is just a name. Please stop.
@casachica
@casachica 4 жыл бұрын
@@CalLadyQED Karen spotted
@miaochana3542
@miaochana3542 4 жыл бұрын
@@casachica XD
@presidentoneday6634
@presidentoneday6634 4 жыл бұрын
That should be the process for KARENS🤣
@phantomgamer3898
@phantomgamer3898 4 жыл бұрын
"Stay right there I'm on my way" THAT WAS PERFECT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@melaniabettarelli8619
@melaniabettarelli8619 4 жыл бұрын
“ I need you to take a close look at him “😂😂😂 ..I just died
@markyouneva7840
@markyouneva7840 4 жыл бұрын
Dulce gives me that Beyonce *"Because I’m Foxxy Cleopatra and I'm a whole lot of woman"* vibe
@roshanbhandari1989
@roshanbhandari1989 4 жыл бұрын
Chaz ?
@camerontaylor7471
@camerontaylor7471 4 жыл бұрын
100%
@AmusementLabs
@AmusementLabs 4 жыл бұрын
"stay right there I'm on my way!" Hahaha oh I love this so much! 😅 Oh I wish they'd do more of these.
@curiouspenguin6887
@curiouspenguin6887 4 ай бұрын
Oh, you could and should make a series out of this! 😂😂😂
@CassieSmart365
@CassieSmart365 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO! 😂 y’all.... the one about wearing a wedding ring! Hahaha
@melaninqueen707
@melaninqueen707 4 жыл бұрын
“Girl bye”👋🏾 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@munaal-raghban4741
@munaal-raghban4741 4 жыл бұрын
The first 911 call was actually real. I can't 😂😂😂😂😂
@bradleon1926
@bradleon1926 4 жыл бұрын
no it wasn't
@tamhuy10
@tamhuy10 4 жыл бұрын
it would have been funnier if they had pulled real calls
@captauron4514
@captauron4514 4 жыл бұрын
@@bradleon1926 you don't think it's real when White people call the police and say, "There are Black people...?"
@MobileDecay
@MobileDecay 4 жыл бұрын
jmg 544 There are videos of that.
@CarbonMatrixify
@CarbonMatrixify 4 жыл бұрын
@@captauron4514 Racist :)
@cannibalisticfawn5895
@cannibalisticfawn5895 4 жыл бұрын
I hope she get her own show some day she's amazing
@ginakay354
@ginakay354 4 жыл бұрын
Lol LOVE her - if only she could really take those idiot calls!
@ericericson3535
@ericericson3535 2 ай бұрын
I can hear every Karen saying, "I don't sound like that!"
@GigiGisele
@GigiGisele 4 жыл бұрын
"is he wearing a wedding ring?" 🤣🤣🤣
@lucasbracken3717
@lucasbracken3717 4 жыл бұрын
Girl bye! 😹😹
@sounzsspace7564
@sounzsspace7564 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahah, I love you guys for still finding time to make us laugh despite all these crazy moments
@mizrelmizrel
@mizrelmizrel 4 жыл бұрын
Love her 🤩😂🤣 The antidote for Karen 🤭😂🤣
@BirdGang6
@BirdGang6 2 жыл бұрын
“Ma’am stay calm, I’m scared too, police are on the way”
@liymasal2
@liymasal2 4 жыл бұрын
“Stay right there I’m on my way...” 🍫.... 🏃🏾‍♀️😍
@grifinsoulgreep
@grifinsoulgreep 4 жыл бұрын
I remember to saw something similar on reddit: Operator: 911 what is your emergency? Caller: there is black man outside my house walking down the street, send someone here! Operator: *proceed to send a black police officer to the house*
@lavenderjade8
@lavenderjade8 4 жыл бұрын
omg im dying lmao so awesome
@CorneliusSchwarzenstein
@CorneliusSchwarzenstein 4 жыл бұрын
Better: This black guy is a policeman. And the operator send’s him to the house.
@beaniepq
@beaniepq 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if hiring and dispatching more black police officers would help mitigate those situations. Especially when dealing with "Karen's" or community disturbances.
@lavenderjade8
@lavenderjade8 4 жыл бұрын
@@beaniepq sounds like a good idea to me :D smart thinking
@nora22000
@nora22000 4 жыл бұрын
@@beaniepq No. Black police officers often outdo the white or Asian ones on mistreating black, disabled and gay citizens to prove they belong to the group. It's about fascism, not about color.
@luisfrau9810
@luisfrau9810 4 жыл бұрын
If they did things like that we’d save ourselves so much time and trouble. Could not stop laughing throughout.
@henrikanchelia64
@henrikanchelia64 4 жыл бұрын
Well, emergency line could actually benefit from this no-nonsense type of operator to be honest, oh and watching her riding the car with the siren on to get the black dude in the benz would be hillarious :v
@frankiefavero1666
@frankiefavero1666 4 ай бұрын
Man I love Dulcé so much! I discovered her on a Netflix stand up compilation and I've online stalked all of her comedy!
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