I would like to bring to everyone’s attention that all of these meals were produced and consumed using 1 (one) utensil. Namely, a dinner fork.
@BrandenScottStewart4 жыл бұрын
Right? Super impressive.
@Wiktorekek4 жыл бұрын
This is me in a college dorm
@chrispytofu4 жыл бұрын
don't forget he ate his smoothie chunks with a spoon lmao
@FrisbeeGirl4 жыл бұрын
And?
@aliceblauvelt78354 жыл бұрын
I use the fork too you know: cookie dough; fork eggs; fork avocado toast; fork hamburger; fork pancake; fork and the list goes on..
@kejiakayouroldersister4 жыл бұрын
I know that Chef Gusteau told us anyone can cook but I can’t imagine he expected this
@nikkiv38254 жыл бұрын
crying 🤣
@ashawilliams46834 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@adastra80194 жыл бұрын
lmaooo
@jailenebaez4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😭😭
@elementb47434 жыл бұрын
but the point of the movie was that a good cook can come from anywhere not that everyone can cook
@vanessaviktoria52814 жыл бұрын
i lost it when he started mixing the pancake batter in the frying pan
@RhianeHacker4 жыл бұрын
Vanessa Viktoria it’s the pancake flip 😂 😭
@bailzcasper80124 жыл бұрын
It was physically painful to watch
@jennamarcus42834 жыл бұрын
I was so confused about when he was gonna start making the pancake. Then I realized that was the pancake.. Iconic
@ellerandolph52814 жыл бұрын
My hero tbh
@lemondrizzlecake77664 жыл бұрын
Vanessa Victoria And with a metal fork, no less xD
@Jaegi_4 жыл бұрын
I really don’t trust boiling a plastic bag...I actually don’t trust a lot of what’s happening here
@vivianchevy4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha yes!
@tyleryoung20024 жыл бұрын
I have never seen it cooked in a plastic bag before lol. No shade. I just find this hilarious. It made my day xoxo
@sjnothing2534 жыл бұрын
you should not haha!!! mamma „said don’t eat anything that you can’t spell“
@marie-anaisollier50314 жыл бұрын
In France (where i live), it's really common to find your rice , "semoule", kinoa all that type of thing in a little plastic bag portion thing. It's easier to take it off the water and the sizes are usually good :)
@Nikatronixx4 жыл бұрын
u ever heard of sous vide cooking?
@rosemeadows6294 жыл бұрын
The fact that you’ve travelled the world and these are the meals you’ve been eating...
@Mscupcakeforever214 жыл бұрын
that's how he saves money
@vivianchevy4 жыл бұрын
Lol yea. Got your point!
@Moharani214 жыл бұрын
He’s vegan.
@lillianamunoz36774 жыл бұрын
@@Mscupcakeforever21 actually he eats out all the time, if he learned how to cook, he would save more money..
@realist44183 жыл бұрын
@@Moharani21 just gotta eat some Indian food man
@karenoko85864 жыл бұрын
you did not just open an avocado... with a fork. honestly, i didn't even know that was possible.
@RosaDaniello4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same! That avocado did look soft tho 😂
@null81044 жыл бұрын
That part took me out 😂😂😂😂
@kathh.2644 жыл бұрын
Hahaha same!
@faiza37364 жыл бұрын
@@Vanessa_doing_things I don't think so, I'm French and I've never seen that in my life 😂
@belerinah4 жыл бұрын
@@Vanessa_doing_things What?! Very french, never ever used a fork to open an avocado, and never seen someone do this to be honest
@sherleenminier79274 жыл бұрын
the bean soup with chunks of nugs and mixing the pancake batter in the frying pan were on ANOTHER level of cooking no one saw coming
@raymondf36704 жыл бұрын
Sherleen Minier... Loved your comment 🤣😂
@karlenyestrella32724 жыл бұрын
this video its made real. i have never seen some of these 'techniques '😂
@akikoito13834 жыл бұрын
Mixing a pancake IN the pan is really quite a revelation
@jinstan98553 жыл бұрын
@@akikoito1383 i'm in college and live alone with my sister and we always do that hahahaha i thought we were weird but he does it too : D it saves time and you only need to wash the pan
@ashleygrace47614 жыл бұрын
this whole video is just me genuinely getting scared for damon’s safety
@soilgrasswaterair4 жыл бұрын
yikes *no!* 😭
@shalmutairie4 жыл бұрын
i swearrrrrr!!! lmaooo
@Offensive_Username4 жыл бұрын
I'm scared for the pan's safety.
@carolinashoemaker59384 жыл бұрын
@yikes I think so, most of them had protein, fiber and vitamins, they just look really really sad
@weishengding13454 жыл бұрын
Conclusion: Let's get Damon a man who can cook.
@elfacosmosa4 жыл бұрын
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@rayyg7864 жыл бұрын
Thats what I thought. He needs a homemade empanada or smth..
@gehdochnicht3 жыл бұрын
there lots of those up in France
@weishengding13453 жыл бұрын
@@gehdochnicht I‘m up in Paris and I can cook, though not vegan
@gehdochnicht3 жыл бұрын
@@weishengding1345 when the right man comes no vegan will be complaining about meat in the mouth
@yardenjalenchichester32834 жыл бұрын
As someone who cooks, this stressed me out in ways I didn’t know were possible.
@lemondrizzlecake77664 жыл бұрын
Same xD
@TheStecknadeln74 жыл бұрын
Same! I'm so stressed out right now
@kstreet4 жыл бұрын
I've had some roommates like this who made me have to shut my bedroom door and silently scream. One of them cooked from a repertoire of just 3 favorite dishes over and over, yet somehow never perfected them as she only considered the food done when the house filled with burnt smell or the smoke alarm sounded. Another was a whirlwind of ADHD who opened (and left open) every cupboard door and dirtied every dish trying to "batch cook" for the week, stuffing the fridge with her haphazardly-made food that she never finished before it started to rot, while complaining that she never had anything to eat. They made me love cooking for myself-in my own way-even more. The best thing about living alone during quarantine has been not putting up with chaotic cooking or mess from anyone else.
@fairy.melo23 жыл бұрын
As someone who DOESN’T cook, this stressed me out in ways I didn’t know were possible.
@melb14172 жыл бұрын
Same :)))
@00001Iza4 жыл бұрын
you DID NOT just do a bean soup with some chunks of nuggets
@00001Iza4 жыл бұрын
and by soup, you mean the liquid from the beans?! maaaan
@fabianaviola90284 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING LOST IT, I'M AT THE VERGE OF CRYING, HE WAS SO PROUD OF IT TOO "BEAN SOUP WITH NUGGET CHUNKS"
@carlascalling4 жыл бұрын
@@00001Iza whaaaat. have you ever had black bean "soup" or just cooked a can of black beans? probably a latina thing but you can def cook with the liquid in the can!! not sure how that goes with other beans though
@00001Iza4 жыл бұрын
Carla Sophia interesting! no, I haven’t cooked with the liquid, but i’m sure it tastes great if cooked properly! with spices and everything not just the bean water poured into a pot and calling it a day 😭
@keziahd32044 жыл бұрын
Damon: lives in a city known for its haute cuisine and beautiful ingredients Also Damon: bean water soup with nugs
@cigall4 жыл бұрын
(Another Parisian here) French cuisine is based on (delightful) animal products, so as a vegan, he (sadly) can't really use most of those amazing recipes/high-quality ingredients...
@mariebourgot49494 жыл бұрын
@@cigall You obvioulsy don't know much (if anything) about vegan cuisine. Basically every meal you can think of can be veganised, you just need some vegan folks with creativity and a bit of cooking skills. And there are plenty of them all over the internet, and here on YT. For the french part there are Evalespetitsplats, LloydLang, Alice Esmeralda, La petite Okara, Amandine Lescuyer, la cuisine de Jean philippe, Marie La Forêt and many more. "Boeuf" bourguignon, raclette, tartiflette, fondue, crêpes, cassoulet, gratin dauphinois, quiche lorraine, saucisses lentilles, choucroute, éclairs au chocolat, hachis parmentier, pot au feu, cannelés, paupiettes, tomates farcies, pain perdu, croque monsieur, pissaladière, poulet basquaise, galettes bretonnes, croissants,fondant au chocolat, tarte tatin, macarons, crème brulée, île flottante, profiteroles, soupe de poissons, madeleines, aligot, gaufres, mousse au chocolat, galette des rois, meringues, oeufs mimosas, terrines/pâtés/rillettes, beignets, chouquettes, crottin de chèvre, and even foie gras, rôti, omelette, camembert and steak tartare, are all french recipes that I have seen veganised. This video doesn't represent vegan cuisine more than a video with a french who don't know how and don't like cooking, would represent the french cuisine. There are plenty of vegan chefs on the internet.
@inesornellachannel4 жыл бұрын
@@mariebourgot4949 (Another Parisian here) Y'all vegans trying to make us think being vegan is easy y'all need to think about every meals like someone on a specific diet, I just go somewhere and I eat or buy stuffs without thinking what I shouldn't eat
@bananaborz14 жыл бұрын
@@inesornellachannel Being vegan isn't in itself easy or hard, but naturally it requires a little thought. Now, thinking is hard for some so I'm not surprised if there are people who cry "being vegan is hard!" No, it just needs a tiny bit of mindfulness. Now, this will sound like a 180 from what I said above, but there are some places in the world where it's more convenient to be vegan or less convenient to be vegan. Most cities or metro areas will be accommodating with vegan restaurants or at least vegan options in their restaurants, or better yet there will be natural food stores. If you live in a smaller, less cosmopolitan town, you might have limited options as far as grocery stores and restaurants, but that doesn't mean veganism or even vegetarianism is out of reach.
@inesornellachannel4 жыл бұрын
@@bananaborz1 i know people who are vegan I didn't ask if it was hard or not I said yall lying by saying it's easy y'all need to think a lot about what to eat and meals
@rosehumphries41984 жыл бұрын
"not a fan of coming across a blueberry in yogurt" but he's a fan of nugs in hot bean water i- 💀
@yuridantas75894 жыл бұрын
To me, as a brazilian, the biggest dealbreaker was the CANNED beans I lost a piece of myself
@Yehezkel827734 жыл бұрын
Rose Humphries that’s exactly what I was thinking! 😂😂the beans with garlic powder looked so nasty
@Airraca4 жыл бұрын
Rose Humphries this comment took me out
@karlenyestrella32724 жыл бұрын
not hot bean water😂
@elenik14004 жыл бұрын
Tho I felt him SO MUCH at this point
@ipsilonia4 жыл бұрын
this was so honest and raw. like this was filmed by a nat geo crew. thank you.
@andrea8m3 жыл бұрын
Jajaja raw comment!
@KiKi-oq7rn2 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@sofiac66084 жыл бұрын
When he doesn’t like blueberry chunks in his yogurt but loves the the nugget chunks in the bean soup that’s when I lost it 😂😂😂😭
@jose-gr7jg4 жыл бұрын
Lol didnt think of that
@AngelaBonanza3 жыл бұрын
Nugget chunks in bean soup lmao, when I heard him mention this in his second cooking video, I didn't trust my ears and I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT hahahahaha
@rsmith18204 жыл бұрын
My southern mama would have said, "Bless your heart baby, at least you're cute."
@ashawilliams46834 жыл бұрын
"It's not that i'm a bad cook" - whatever helps you sleep at night sweetie
@anoukpoppema4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha i screamed
@juliam56284 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 lord
@salomekerly16324 жыл бұрын
the pancakes ... THE PANCAKES
@memento814 жыл бұрын
@@salomekerly1632 "pancake chunks" He didn't even claim that the end result was a real pancake anymore.
@rusbella34664 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@brookeboland91094 жыл бұрын
The bean soup with nugget chunks triggered my fight or flight response
@AngelcatWarrior4 жыл бұрын
this is great inspiration for writing a character who's confidently bad at cooking lol
@dk-ij1tb4 жыл бұрын
i'd love to read it haha
@aw-mr5qn4 жыл бұрын
Honestly..good for you Damon for making about a dozen meals with three ingredients and a fork.
@matheus.26554 жыл бұрын
Everytime he scratched that fork on the pan I lost a piece of myself
@RhianeHacker4 жыл бұрын
Matheus. I was wincing! 🙅🏻♀️
@yj61184 жыл бұрын
My mom would beat my ass 😂😂😂
@rsmith18204 жыл бұрын
I still can't relive it
@ersimn4 жыл бұрын
After saying that's silly hahahahahha
@salbonico35714 жыл бұрын
oh my god I know
@geoffreytacinelli90334 жыл бұрын
Convinced that man’s only silverware is that one fork
@palomabrighton97564 жыл бұрын
Geoffrey Tacinelli you might be on to something
@TiaTruly4 жыл бұрын
Literally! Watching him slice open the avocado with the side of a dull fork...
@abbieamavi4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t say otherwise, at least he’s not purposely trying to lead us astray 😂
@mariebourgot49494 жыл бұрын
He used a spoon at the begining to eat the chunks in his smoothy. ^^
@nclrms70874 жыл бұрын
damon it’s NOT too late to delete this
@mariebourgot49494 жыл бұрын
Noooooo! It's an excellent video! :)
@plainjane7484 жыл бұрын
Haaaa ha ha ha. The shade!
@Moharani214 жыл бұрын
This is a great video. Please don’t delete it. I loved it.
@KringeInamsu4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@ennvee19894 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@potatopockets49804 жыл бұрын
The reason everyone is like “don’t scratch your pan” is because the non-stick coating is actually toxic when ingested
@baran_toob4 жыл бұрын
THANK GOD someone finally said it 😂@damondominique stop chowin down on them carcinogens we need u ALIVE!
4 жыл бұрын
It‘s actually more harmful to the pan than to your body. Teflon fortunately is non-toxic.
@floracanavan28124 жыл бұрын
trust meeee, teflon is a hormone disruptor please do not use a non stick pan
@hubert46464 жыл бұрын
@ the glue that is underneath the teflon is actually toxic
@7HPDH4 жыл бұрын
It’s because you don’t want to ruin the non-stick functionality, not for health concerns. Watch Adam Ragusea’s video
@annavlckova71594 жыл бұрын
Okay I cook exactly like this but it is disturbing to watch someone else do it
@youtuberin12364 жыл бұрын
jajajaajajajajaja yes!!!!
@angeliee4 жыл бұрын
damon really out here making a living on youtube but he eating like a college student with $5 in his bank account
@jkally14 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 Seriously
@mariebourgot49494 жыл бұрын
^^
@kimloonley60534 жыл бұрын
that's because the rent in Paris is soooooo expensive, so i guess that's the reason (struggling rn T-T)
@youtuberin12364 жыл бұрын
lol but actually all the ingredients he used are from the organic supermarket, Naturalia, which is quite expensive. He is so funny though, now I understand why my mom makes fun of me and tells me that what I do is not called cooking lol
@taysiaposey2824 жыл бұрын
The nuggets in the bean “soup” made me cry in Gordon Ramsey
@danielbocelli4 жыл бұрын
I can’t BELIEVE we finally found Damon’s flaw
@noabuttercup4 жыл бұрын
OMG the bananas pancakes ... he was like "there are only three ingredients and that's why it looks bad" ... sir you mixed everrthing togrther in the pan and didn't use oil.
@DaniArt4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t want to dirty a bowl 😂
@mariangelacafagna63784 жыл бұрын
The container of your protein powder is bigger than your kitchen lol x
@florentine15084 жыл бұрын
Mariangela Cafagna 😂😂😂
@isabelle-cq1kd4 жыл бұрын
Me, from the UK, watching Damon describe a 'bouilloire:' "ooh that sounds fancy what is that?!" googles it: he is literally talking about a KETTLE this is so funny to me because in the uk the kettle is the most basic item you need in your kitchen, because i drink tea multiple times a day i am not going to wait to boil the water in a pain?! but i guess i momentarily forgot because Damon described it as such an uncommon thing.
@ayellowpapercrown67504 жыл бұрын
Yes omg same in France I can’t even IMAGINE living without a kettle those americans heating up water in the microwave stress me out
@asuricova4 жыл бұрын
It's the same thing with French cuisine. They all sound like they are fancy AF, 100 euro per portion dishes and then I get to translate them to get something basic like beef and potatoes.
@johannacannella9094 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY kettles are my world - how else would I be able to make my 6 cups of tea threw out the say
@lizzrr4 жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment this. I even rewinded to make sure he was describing it properly ...
@lizzrr4 жыл бұрын
I lived in the US for a little bit and I remember a friend of mine describing it as a water boiler 😂😂😂 I laughed for weeks
@phoebeh88304 жыл бұрын
calling these 'Meal Recipes' was real bold Damon but I respect it
@mariebourgot49494 жыл бұрын
^^
@BluJuiice4 жыл бұрын
i'd like to bring to everyones attention that a bouilloire is just a KETTLE
@CocoaHerBeansness4 жыл бұрын
Yes! How do Americans make a cup of tea?
@turimbetjiha4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@88ashjen4 жыл бұрын
Cocoa why does the world exist and then there is America. 🤨you guys are so weird. Do Americans not have kettles...
@candiceg4304 жыл бұрын
Right, an electric kettle to be exact.
@aliceblauvelt78354 жыл бұрын
ikr! whenever I need boiling water I use an electric kettle: tea, pasta(to make the water heat up faster), cup noodles, coffee.. TIP: when you need hot milk, use an electric milk frother
@memento814 жыл бұрын
PLEASE NETFLIX, get Damon a spot on the show Nailed It! If this is his cooking I want to roll on the floor laughing about his baking.
@olivia67884 жыл бұрын
This is the most relatable thing I have ever seen on youtube. Using the fork as a spatula, considering quinoa and hummus a food group, using the MINIMUM amount of dishes possible. Im capable of more I'm sure- I just CAN'T with it all! Please don't tell me to bring anything other than chips to your BBQ ma'am!
@elohelhehe45024 жыл бұрын
Olivia Lape the fork hahahaha
@icedlavlatte4 жыл бұрын
i would give my life savings to see Gordon Ramsay react to this
@mjohnson95634 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking about that. Chef Ramsey is just gonna be shaking his head on this one - LOL
@madisyndannhauser83634 жыл бұрын
i would do ANYTHING for this to become a series
@mariebourgot49494 жыл бұрын
Woudn't do anything for it, but i would very much like it! ^^
@finetings14 жыл бұрын
Yes, please!!!! 😄😄😄
@mariannaf45354 жыл бұрын
This has 'drunk kitchen' energy without the drunkenness.
@lisahhhhhhh4 жыл бұрын
I've literally watched this 10 times. I just keep coming back to this and put it on for background noise sometimes
@mariaalstrup90193 жыл бұрын
same it's the most hilarious thing in the world
@kialeih56454 жыл бұрын
I have said this before multiple times, but I will say it again. The. Editing. And. The. Aesthetic.
@BrandenScottStewart4 жыл бұрын
Right?!
@aislingh4 жыл бұрын
We don't come for the cooking...
@Ivana-kw2nf4 жыл бұрын
EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED Damon used an UNNECESSARY bowl to mash his avocado in - fork your avo from within its skin, simply less dishes sir.
@luigioderek224 жыл бұрын
lmao
@raquellambropoulos2794 жыл бұрын
Then you have no room for the necessary squirt of lime or lemon , cherry tomatoes, minced garlic and onion . Black pepper. Olive oil. No other way.
@jose-gr7jg4 жыл бұрын
He could also use it as a dipper, and not use the plate for the bread
@becmartin24634 жыл бұрын
Genius
@aliceblauvelt78354 жыл бұрын
I scoop out the avocado onto my bread and mash it there
@effiewhaley61264 жыл бұрын
Quick tip: you might wanna put the boiling water on the back burner so you don’t have to reach over it(and maybe burn yourself) since your using the pan a lot more than your water
@cmlandresc4 жыл бұрын
that stressed me out so much! lol, always put the pan / pot you don't have to do anything to in the BACK
@tangytangerineluvr4 жыл бұрын
Lol I was thinking the same thing😂😂😂
@Meg-xj2sy4 жыл бұрын
Effie Whaley lmao 174 ppl are concerned for this tall child’s safety
@anjalijha50144 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@DaniArt4 жыл бұрын
Idem
@yasminpadovan4 жыл бұрын
Damon: no one is going to stab the pan a few moments later: mixes pancake batter in the pan
@illmindofanaivegirl4 жыл бұрын
When you said "I can't cook" I tought you were just saying that but omg you can't
@kriannastrowbridge8454 жыл бұрын
This is the video version of the “damn, you live like this?” meme
@nabe___994 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@gravyall0va4 жыл бұрын
Lmaaaaaaao!
@xxbeexx974 жыл бұрын
I’ve never laughed so much at a KZbin video. This is comedy gold.
Allie J I mean we all were like him when we were starting to cook, it’s okay to get lil bit burned he’s just beginning, professional cooks also get burned, unfortunately that is one of the downfalls of cooking, lol you get stitches, scratches and patches😂💀I also get burned and clumsy even tho i cook well
@themeltedchocolate4 жыл бұрын
No, please /do/ cook again
@GleekOff4 жыл бұрын
@@lilly7780 We were NOT ALL like him when we started cooking I'm sorry. He purposely ruins a fry pan
@MelissaLynn4 жыл бұрын
I can't with this comment haha 😂😂😂
@elaine67394 жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing when the dish rack spilled water onto the crackers lmao like why is this me when I'm cooking too haha
@LHS4274 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen someone so naturally dysfunctional in the kitchen
@ginacherelus87274 жыл бұрын
Actually, I think Damon should come out with his own fork line.
@racheller.82694 жыл бұрын
When he spilled all that drying rack water on his crackers! I lost it there hahahah
@mariannap41814 жыл бұрын
i have never laughed more with a "cooking video". 10/10
@CarolynDollyxo4 жыл бұрын
that was the most chaotic cooking video I've seen in a while but I loved this energy
@katiebrown51444 жыл бұрын
“Gooey on the inside toasted crunch on the outside” more like raw in the middle and brunt on the outside. NO HATE. you’re doing your best with the cutest little kitchen.
@manonatnn6584 жыл бұрын
I screamed when he put the banana in the pan and it wasn’t a joke 😭
@discovervi.4 жыл бұрын
this is the most chaotic but entertaining cooking session I've seen lolol!
@Misshotmess3334 жыл бұрын
Bruh, this was a mf gem. Don't know how this boy has survived, but i truly appreciated this content 😂😂😂
@TheChroniclesofTeacherTay4 жыл бұрын
1. thanking the lord this popped up on my recommended 2. i've never connected with someone more on a cooking level
@chantiquoi4 жыл бұрын
same 🤣
@0700andrea4 жыл бұрын
Same here lol
@decayingmatter58614 жыл бұрын
Damon: Just throw it in the pan no? literally everyone else: no!
@kiwi71214 жыл бұрын
we love a disorganized king who's organized just enough to color coordinate his fits with his kitchen wall
@damondominique4 жыл бұрын
How many ingredients do you…? *THREE!* How did it taste? *DELICIOUS! GOOD!*
@istrone58854 жыл бұрын
I suck so much at cooking that sometimes I eat plain rice and onions 🥵
@JudyBarazi134 жыл бұрын
Did u just cut an avocado with a fork?
@HadiaChaman4 жыл бұрын
Damon, you are the most honest and funniest guy on the internet! I adore your content and seeing you do your thing pushed me to start my food channel. 😉😂
@classicclaire52474 жыл бұрын
I need all the help I can get :P S'il vous plait
@naziakazi71214 жыл бұрын
for the pan, I would invest in stone or granite cookware because they are the best non-stick pans for cheap. you can also get avocado oil spray for short term use. here's a link if you are interested: www.amazon.com/Carote-Stone-Derived-Non-Stick-Switzerland-Including/dp/B0732NXYNS/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=2UCM8878DLZ37&dchild=1&keywords=stone%2Bskillet&qid=1587663548&sprefix=stone%2Bskill%2Caps%2C320&sr=8-1-spons&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzTE1NUDY5REU5UzlIJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNjk0NDIzNDNJU0s1TkVQTlZTJmVuY3J5cHRlZEFkSWQ9QTA5MjUzMTExVTFZUDYzNktCSVc5JndpZGdldE5hbWU9c3BfYXRmJmFjdGlvbj1jbGlja1JlZGlyZWN0JmRvTm90TG9nQ2xpY2s9dHJ1ZQ&th=1
@xclaimer3654 жыл бұрын
So THIS is how this boy stays so skinny.
@Konjo_4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA
@mariebourgot49494 жыл бұрын
He's not skinny, he's fit (thin+ a bit muscular).
@baran_toob4 жыл бұрын
thank god he's a polyglot
@vanessapap73844 жыл бұрын
This is my EXACT temperament in the kitchen and it made me feel so good that someone like Damon is equally as shambolic /clumsy /lazy as I am.
@rebeccashi16634 жыл бұрын
I’m not a good cook but I’m still terribly offended by this video 💀
@bevfieldproductions4 жыл бұрын
Damon: I’m not a bad cook. Damon 2 seconds later: I will burn anything on the stove.
@BrandenScottStewart4 жыл бұрын
lolol
@margauxmalouf4 жыл бұрын
*cuts up nuggets* damon: "now theres more!"
@Marissa-ys4qp4 жыл бұрын
damon just using a fork for everything: Eating, sipping soup, cutting things, alternative for scissors, brushing his hair, grabbing things...damn
@sarahs75534 жыл бұрын
Real Life Ariel
@sopas.closet4 жыл бұрын
tell me he did not just mix all his ingredients in the pan I'M SCREAMING
@luciernaga87544 жыл бұрын
That pancake SENT ME 😂😂
@johannacannella9094 жыл бұрын
when people say they dont cook and live alone I'm just wondering how you eat ?? this explains it and made me realize that this is my culinary level too
@barbramtz4 жыл бұрын
Wow Damon, this was worse than what I was expecting. hahah The banana on the pan had me crying for help.
@ElenaTaber4 жыл бұрын
an ICON
@fairy.melo24 жыл бұрын
“Coconut yogurt has a lot of fat.... but it’s good fat.......... cos it’s from coconuts” 😂🥥I’m dying over here
@annabaerg37764 жыл бұрын
I have been laughing ALL DAY about the "bean soup" and just came back to comment about it.
@1346cocoa4 жыл бұрын
It was just canned beans hahahaha
@loversspit4 жыл бұрын
Wes Anderson loves your kitchen, I know this
@raphaelmarleyalves74754 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@hollypearl44384 жыл бұрын
"Now we're getting to the limits of my cooking cause I've already done about two steps" 😂😂 I lost it that's me
@elinai14624 жыл бұрын
Damon: I don't put the smoothie in a nice glass cos I don't wanna wash extra things Damon: one of the keys of being satisfied with your meals is having the appropriate dishware....
@luisalejandronestor4 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I thought watching my husband cook was stressful, but your technique is just beyond! Lol. I'm no chef étoilé but I'm willing to give you classes anytime :) Heart warming video and very appreciated in this times. Stay safe!
@beyonceschild4 жыл бұрын
"My husband" "willing to give you classes any time :)" ...chile.. I hate it here.
@rsmith18204 жыл бұрын
Luis Alejandro Nestor Mattes NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't sacrifice yourself.
@LS-lo8ks4 жыл бұрын
Beyonce's Child ??
@novelmel19334 жыл бұрын
the way he made that "pancake" hurt my soul emotionally and maybe a little physically
@timesnewroman124 жыл бұрын
7:30 i’m convinced damon has one pot and one lid. therefore i find it chaotic that the lid does not fit
@tenten3134 жыл бұрын
I think you're one of the only KZbinrs that takes advantage of the segmenting option. I find it helpful :)
@hanazawariu4 жыл бұрын
Damon, you’re cute and all but when you put the water of beans in your dish. My god. Those are preservatives
@wernerbeinhart23204 жыл бұрын
They preserve, it's in the name
@randompasserby35944 жыл бұрын
.... now I know, too ._.
@kayleemia91324 жыл бұрын
I’m going to go into cardiac arrest from that damn fork
@successfulperson76574 жыл бұрын
Lol it went from “pancake” to “pancake chunks”
@floris78164 жыл бұрын
Lost it at the efficient pancake mixing. One thing sure you really are a special human being
@aliceboon54984 жыл бұрын
Everyone in Britain shouting KETTLE at the screen - much easier to say than bouilloire ahaha
@gracefulanchor4 жыл бұрын
The chaotic energy in this was everything🙌🏽💖🤣
@Dannillx4 жыл бұрын
I literally can't cook but Jesus, I'm feeling even better watching this lol
@mariebourgot49494 жыл бұрын
^^
@vivianchevy4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Lunnaa_4 жыл бұрын
As a greek girl putting olive oil in a salad doesn't sound that groundbreaking😂
@raphaelmarleyalves74754 жыл бұрын
As a brazillian dude it really didn't suprise me much either 🤣
@ummicoats52074 жыл бұрын
As an American girl, same. It's the base of most dressings :-P
@katerinakol55584 жыл бұрын
Olive oil on everything here in Greece!
@georgie35934 жыл бұрын
Ikr ahaha as an italian and greek girl i felt the same lmao
@selinaaylin72244 жыл бұрын
Turkish girl here, I approve of this message haha 😂
@riquelcarey4 жыл бұрын
Damon's halfhearted "getting there" as he stared at that pancake ENDED me😂😂😂
@lana52014 жыл бұрын
I literally had tears in my eyes watching this omggg it was so funny
@abbylynne97984 жыл бұрын
That midwestern “ope” is killin me 😂 I do that everyday of my life
@LuggageLifeАй бұрын
Holy shit I never even noticed because I'm also from the Widwest and it's just so normal 😂😂😂
@graceg59994 жыл бұрын
Making a "soup" out of the can preservatives... solid lol
@benzeller91864 жыл бұрын
next video: how i lost my work visa after the french government watched me try to cook
@ksyushakostyuk84494 жыл бұрын
Lol
@katrinbeck97434 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@SunkissedEden4 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed through this whole thing 😂😂 “things are getting chaotic!” Damon come over i’ll cook u a vegan meal any day! Haha love u!
@cydoniemiles15354 жыл бұрын
I love how you only ever called it a bouilloire 😂 I think the word you were searching for was a 'kettle'. They are so common in the UK, it's your standard leaving home present from your parents (maybe with a toaster) giving you free access to tea, cup-a-soups, pot noodles and other handy stir 'n' go student meals.
@joaoaires89624 жыл бұрын
the comments in this video... chef's kiss true comedians
@es-gf1rd4 жыл бұрын
'i'M nOt A bAd CoOk'
@shirukaseokjinhansoljackso54934 жыл бұрын
I felt physical pain when he just split the Nuggets like what are you doing oh my god